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Home Page for DaringDirk

AS FEATURED IN THE 7/16/96 EDITION OF THE MOUNT VERNON DAILY ARGUS - LIFESTYLES SECTION!

96/07/17 A VERY special thanks to Ms. Deborah Porterfield, staff writer for the Westchester edition of the Gannett Newspaper, for featuring this site in her July 16, 1996 "WILD WILD WEB" article on the FRONT PAGE of the LIFESTYLES section , Mt. Vernon edition. Debs - you provided a quick pick-me-up to the administrator of this site when he needed it most desperately. Thank you!

RIDDLE ME THESE:
  1. Why is marriage like a tornado?
  2. Why are men like linoleum?
  3. Just who is that mega-babe in the background?

If your browser were worth a nickel, you'd see my mug on Mount Rushmore in this space.

If your browser were worth a plucked nickel, you would see a picture of my CDROM hero alterego, Sir Dirk the Daring instead of this piddling message.

Information About Me

Screen Name: DaringDirk

Member Name: Ken Fava

Location: Henderson, NV USA

Birth Date: April 26, 1966

Sex: Male

Perfect woman: Melissa Joan Hart or Allison Smith or Renee Olstead or Ashlee Simpson

Marital Status: Still seeking my eternal soulmate.
If she's on this planet, I'll be damned if I can find her.

RECENTLY ADDED GOODIES:
  1. CLICK HERE to read the DAILY ARGUS article about my web sites! (7/16/96 SPECIAL THANKS to Deborah Porterfield)
  2. CLICK HERE to read the DAILY ARGUS Letters to the Editor featuring ME! (8/15/96 SPECIAL THANKS to Canadian geese EVERYWHERE! - HONKHONK!)
  3. CLICK HERE to read the DAILY ARGUS Article about Wall Street, featuring an AWFUL picture of ME! (9/8/96 SPECIAL THANKS to Phil Waga)

Hobbies: (as if I ever have the time)
Occupations:
  • ALL THE TIME: Professional Beach Bum

    Education:
    • 1969-1971 Mrs. Rush' Nursery School (Mount Vernon, NY)
      • Hell with none of the perks.
    • 1971-1978 Pennington Elementary School (Mount Vernon, NY)
      • It was still a great school when I went there.
        • 1971 Ms. Farber
        • 1972 Mrs. Leon (Ms. Farber got married!)
        • 1973 Ms. Hartnett (the embodiment of evil!)
        • 1974 Mrs. Stark (a lovely human being!)
        • 1975 Mrs. Ayers
        • 1976 Mrs. Hochberg (also a great teacher!)
        • 1977-8 Mrs. Lucadamo (it just didn't get any better than this)
    • 1978-1979 Davis Middle School (Mount Vernon, NY)
      • And you thought Nursery School sucked!
      • This was the year I discovered humans are NOT the dominant species when it comes to IQ.
    • 1979-1980 Saint Ursula (Mount Vernon, NY)
      • Spent the year discovering I sure as heck wasn't cut out to be Catholic!
    • 1981-1984 Iona Preparatory (New Rochelle, NY)
      • Although I never really liked school, since the whole idea of getting up so freaking early in the morning for no compensation is anathema to my essence, this was the most fun I was capable of having. Without Mr. Mitchell it might have been perfect. Special thanks to Bob Kinnally, Curt Mitchell, John Amend, Brother Smith, Brother Horan, Brother Harris, Brother Jensen, Brother Irwin, Miss Fox (yes, she was one, too!), & Father Kotala for being the lives of my high school party.
    • 1984-1988 Iona College (New Rochelle, NY)
      • MAJOR: ACCOUNTING MINOR: COMPUTER SCIENCES
      • GRADUATED MAGNA CUM LAUDE (JUST MISSED SUMMA BY .007 - guess I slept through one too many lectures) - don't ask me how I did it.
      • REMEMBER: Iona is ANOI (pronounced ANNOY) backwards!
      • Seriously though, once I stopped taking day classes I had a great time. They have a fantastic faculty and an AWESOME Computer Sciences Dept.
      • Special thanks to all those early morning professors my Freshman year who let me sleep through their seminars, and to Prof. Calvin Engler, who got me my FIRST PAYING job!
      • FINALLY - NO MORE GYM! PRAISE THE LORD! If God wanted us to climb ropes we would have been born with mountain goats attached to our hands!
    Quote: VOX CLAMATIS IN DESERTO

    • Click here to download a picture of me taken many moons ago
    Oh you must have been a beautiful baby!...
    Click HERE to download a picture of my favorite bird
    My favorite bird! (We birdbrains must stick together!)

    Oh, yes - almost forgot - the answers to those pesky riddles:

    1. Marriage is like a tornado because they both start out with a lot of blowing and sucking, and by the time it's all over you've lost your house.

    2. Men are like linoleum because if she lays them right the first time, a woman can walk all over them for the rest of her life.

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