GOOD NEWS!
We are not really "trading" these days, since we now give away
all our pix for FREE! Your donations are welcome though.
We also accept donations by mail, either on disk or on paper - we'll scan them ourselves and return them to you if you wish, FREE,
but they MUST be babes
listed on our main page, and pictures
we do not already have posted at fillies.com!
BY mail, PLEASE copy your files onto DVD Data FORMAT
and mail them to us at :
FILLIES.COM.
838 Fairview Drive
Henderson NV 89015
THE WEBMASTER'S TOP 21 (BLACKJACK!) LIST OF BABES (TO ASSIST YOU IN FIGURING OUT WHAT WE'LL LIKE):
01) Allison Smith (Jennie from "Kate & Allie")1000
02) Gillian Anderson (YUM!)999.6
02) Ashlee Simpson 999.5
02) Renee Olstead999
03) Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina, the jailbait witch)999
04) Carling Bassett (Tennis player)998
05) Debbie Gibson997
06) Kirsten Dunst951
06) Bridget Fonda950
07) Courtney Thorne Smith ("Melrose Place")949
08) Angela Watson (Karen from "Step by Step")948
09) Alyssa Milano(Sam from"Who's the Boss")(prefer with longer hair, but she's still HOT!)947
10) Jennifer Love Hewitt (from "Party of Five")900
11) LauraLee Bell (Cricket from "The Young & the Restless")880
12) Jamie Luner (Cindy from "Just the Ten of Us" and "Savannah")879
13) Stevie Nicks (in her younger days - before the harder drugs)800
14) Meg Ryan770
15) Winona Ryder750
16) Monica Seles (as a blonde, before she gained 100 pounds and forgot how to win)700
17) Alicia Silverstone (again, before the tonnage)690
18) Tiffany (when her hair was red)680
19) Ivanka Trump (the Donald's smokin' daughter - can you spell "trust fund"?)679
20) Anna Kournikova 590
21) Alicia Witt (from "Cybill")580
The number following each name is a rating on Dirk's Boinkability scale, which ranges from
-1,000 to +1,000 where -1,000=NO WAY, NO HOW, NEVER (like Roseanne Barr & Barbara Streisand)
and +1,000=EVEN IF SHE HAS THE BUBONIC PLAGUE. Any positive number indicates SOME
degree of boinkability, and a rating of zero reflects a neutral rating (Marge Simpson).
PLEASE include your email address in all correspondence.
Th-th-th-th-that's all folks!
