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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. Posted below is our selections of viewing pleasures for the coming month. ENJOY, and remember: drool is hazardous to your TV SET!
Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for January, 2000, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:
December, 1999
November, 1999
October, 1999
September, 1999
August, 1999
July, 1999
June, 1999
May, 1999
April, 1999
March, 1999
February, 1999
January, 1999
December, 1998
November, 1998
October, 1998
September, 1998
August, 1998
July, 1998
June, 1998
Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BUNNY'S TALE | 1985 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 27 | TRUE | |||
| SHOOT TO KILL | 1988 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 21 | MAX | |||
| MADHOUSE | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 17 | COM | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 1 | TBS | |||
| VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED | 1995 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 19 | ENC | |||
| TOOTHLESS | 1997 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 31 | DIS | ||||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 25 | STZ | |||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| TOUCH AND GO | 1986 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 25 | COM | ||||
| COLORS | 1988 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 15 | WGN | ||||
| PREDATOR 2 | 1990 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 18 | TBS | ||||
| ACTS OF BETRAYAL | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 21 | HBO | ||||
| FOR WHICH HE STANDS | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 25 | MAX | ||||
| BLACKHEART | 1998 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 31 | SHO | |||
| MILLIONS | 1991 | CAROLALT | 12 | USA | ||||
| STORM TROOPER | 1997 | CAROLALT | 24 | TMC | ||||
| STEPHEN KING'S SLEEPWALKERS | 1992 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 9 | TBS | Stupid vampire-ish tale, but be sure to check out Madchen's dancing scene. | 1 | 10 |
| TRAPPED IN PARADISE | 1994 | MADCHENAMICK | 25 | COM | ||||
| WOUNDED | 1997 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 28 | HBO | |||
| TWIST OF FATE | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 28 | HBO | ||||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | 1 | MAX | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| SORRY, WRONG NUMBER | 1989 | LONIANDERSON | 1 | MAX | ||||
| NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY | 1998 | PG13 | LONIANDERSON | 31 | SHO | |||
| THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN | 1998 | PG | LONIANDERSON | 17 | TMC | |||
| BARB WIRE | 1996 | R | PAMELAANDERSON | 27 | USA/SCIFI | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 9 | COM | |||
| OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 31 | MAX | |||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | NA | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | 20 | MAX | |||
| BODY SNATCHERS | 1993 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 30 | ENC | Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier! | 8 | 8 |
| FOR LOVE OR MONEY | 1993 | PG | GABRIELLEANWAR | 7 | USA | |||
| GRAVE | 1996 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 30 | HBO | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 23 | TBS | ||||
| BIG HIT | 1998 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 30 | TMC | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| HERO AT LARGE | 1980 | PG | ANNEARCHER | 14 | STZ | For some silly reason, I dug this tale of a bankrupt wanna-be-superman. | 8 | 3 |
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANNEARCHER | 27 | MAX | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 30 | HBO | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| NOBODY'S FOOL | 1986 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 31 | MAX | |||
| WHO'S THAT GIRL? | 1987 | PG | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 30 | LOVE | |||
| BIG BLUE | 1988 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 22 | ROM | ||||
| I'M LOSING YOU | 1998 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 22 | STZ | |||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | CATHERINEBACH | 31 | SHO | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 17 | SUND | |||
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 31 | TMC | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| SHALAKO | 1968 | PG | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 29 | MAX | |||
| HARRY&SON | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 26 | MAX | |||
| ACT OF VENGEANCE | 1986 | ELLENBARKIN | 24 | TRUE | ||||
| DESERT BLOOM | 1986 | ELLENBARKIN | 17 | BRAVO | ||||
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 10 | MAX | |||
| BLOOD MONEY | 1988 | ELLENBARKIN | 22 | WGN | ||||
| SEA OF LOVE | 1989 | NR | ELLENBARKIN | 1 | USA | Ellen just oozes sex as she climbs Al Pacino's back | 6 | 10 |
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 15 | TBS | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| INTO THE WEST | 1993 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 9 | WAM | |||
| WILD BILL | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 7 | USA | |||
| FAN | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 22 | USA | Robert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste. | 6 | 1 |
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | ELLENBARKIN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | 26 | EXTR | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 30 | ACTN | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 6 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | DREWBARRYMORE | 11 | COM | ||||
| STEPHEN KING'S CAT'S EYE | 1985 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 1 | TNT | Cute bunch of King tales. Drew fights an evil troll living under her bed that eats her parakeet. Now, if I were an evil troll in Drew's bedroom, I'd be dining on prime pussy way before bird. | 9 | 7 |
| FAR FROM HOME | 1989 | DREWBARRYMORE | 20 | TNT | Extremely stupid script, but Drewsy is worth an ogle in this one. | 1 | 8 | |
| HOME FRIES | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 27 | MAX | |||
| EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY | 1998 | DREWBARRYMORE | 29 | HBO | ||||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 10 | ROM | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN | 1983 | PG | KIMBASINGER | 27 | TBS | Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond. | 3 | 6 |
| NINE 1/2 WEEKS | 1986 | R | KIMBASINGER | 26 | HBO | boring, but if you dig Kim who cares? | 1 | 8 |
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 13 | MAX | |||
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 20 | MAX | |||
| MARRYING MAN | 1991 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 9 | WGN | |||
| COOL WORLD | 1992 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 1 | USA | |||
| GETAWAY | 1994 | R | KIMBASINGER | 19 | MAX | Alec Baldwin co stars in this tale of cons & doublecrosses. | 6 | 8 |
| LA CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIMBASINGER | 30 | HBO | |||
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 25 | MAX/TMC | |||
| SPLIT DECISIONS | 1988 | NR | JENNIFERBEALS | 27 | STZ | |||
| VAMPIRE'S KISS | 1989 | JENNIFERBEALS | 13 | SCIFI | ||||
| LET IT BE ME | 1995 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 31 | STZ | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 28 | ENC | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| ONCE AGAINST THE WIND | 1991 | KATEBECKINSALE | 29 | TRUE | ||||
| HAUNTED | 1995 | R | KATEBECKINSALE | 25 | IFC | |||
| LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS | 1970 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | 28 | SHO | |||
| BOY WHO COULD FLY | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 31 | DIS | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | TBS/TNT | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY | 1989 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 26 | MAX | |||
| NEEDFUL THINGS | 1993 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 8 | TBS | |||
| JUDICIAL CONSENT | 1994 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 11 | MAX | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHBERKELEY | 28 | SUND | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| FACE TO KILL FOR | 1999 | CRYSTALBERNARD | 23 | USA | ||||
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 15 | TBS | |||
| BULWORTH | 1998 | HALLEBERRY | 23 | MAX | ||||
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLEBERRY | 28 | HBO | |||
| SHADES OF GRAY | 1992 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 22 | MYST | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| DETECTIVE | 1968 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 18 | FXM/ENC | ||||
| MEPHISTO WALTZ | 1971 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 30 | MYST | ||||
| LIFE AND TIMES OF JUDGE ROY BEAN | 1972 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 23 | WSTN | |||
| DAY FOR NIGHT | 1973 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 14 | MAX | |||
| ST. IVES | 1976 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 11 | TBS | |||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 29 | EXTR | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| WHO IS KILLING THE GREAT CHEFS OF EUROPE? | 1978 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 2 | MAX | |||
| WHEN TIME RAN OUT | 1980 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 16 | ENC | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 28 | FLIX | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| ANNA KARENINA | 1985 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 8 | ROM | |||
| CHOICES | 1986 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 30 | LOVE | ||||
| MAID | 1990 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 26 | ENC | ||||
| LEAVE OF ABSENCE | 1994 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 6 | ROM | ||||
| DANGEROUS BEAUTY | 1998 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 15 | MAX | |||
| MIKEY | 1992 | R | JOSIEBISSETT | 12 | SHO | |||
| DARE TO LOVE | 1995 | JOSIEBISSETT | 6 | LIFE | ||||
| REPOSSESSED | 1990 | NR | LINDABLAIR | 29 | COM | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 31 | HBO | |||
| PUSHING TIN | 1999 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LAKE | 1997 | NR | YASMINEBLEETH | 19 | FAM | |||
| working girl tv series | 1990 | SANDRABULLOCK | IN RERUNS | |||||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 17 | COM | |||
| VANISHING | 1993 | R | SANDRABULLOCK | 23 | FX | |||
| THING CALLED LOVE | 1993 | NR | SANDRABULLOCK | 8 | USA | |||
| HOPE FLOATS | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 27 | MAX | |||
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMABUNTON | 11 | MAX | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 26 | TMC | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 28 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 5 |
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| angel | 1999 | tv | CHARISMACARPENTER | weekly tue 9pm | WB | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD | '1992 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 17 | USA | |||
| HOLLOW POINT | 1995 | R | TIACARRERE | 25 | MAX | |||
| DOG BOYS | 1997 | R | TIACARRERE | 29 | SHO | |||
| relic hunter | 1999 | tv | TIACARRERE | WEEKLY SAT 5PM | WGN/WB | |||
| PARADISE | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 29 | ROM | Stranded on a tropical island with Phoebe - hell I volunteer for this shipwreck! | 6 | 10 |
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 24 | MAX/SHO | Could Phoebe be any cuter? | 9 | 8 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | 31 | STZ | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 17 | HBO | I can last a lot longer than 7 minutes Jen - climb on top and give me a try! | ||
| DARK CITY | 1998 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 14 | STZ | |||
| FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCOOKE | 28 | FLIX | |||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | TERICOPLEY | 31 | SHO | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | MARISACOUGHLAN | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 26 | TMC | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| GIDGET | 1959 | YVONNECRAIG | 16 | TCM | ||||
| FAIR GAME | 1995 | R | CINDYCRAWFORD | 29 | HBO | Fair action movie, but Cindy looks good! | 5 | 8 |
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| KICKING AND SCREAMING | 1995 | R | OLIVIADABO | 3 | COM | |||
| LAST GOOD TIME | 1995 | R | OLIVIADABO | 11 | ROM | |||
| VELOCITY OF GARY | 1998 | R | OLIVIADABO | 21 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 30 | HBO | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 28 | HBO | |||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 22 | MAX | |||
| FIRST LOVE | 1977 | R | BEVERLYDANGELO | 29 | LOVE | |||
| EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE | 1978 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 22 | FAM/STZ | ||||
| PATERNITY | 1981 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 24 | MAX/TMC | ||||
| TRADING HEARTS | 1988 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 29 | ROM | ||||
| EDIE & PEN | 1996 | PG13 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 8 | LIFE | |||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ABC TV - LOCAL | |||||
| MOVING | 1988 | STACEYDASH | 23 | MAX | ||||
| RENAISSANCE MAN | 1994 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 27 | MAX | Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene. | 7 | 10 |
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 22 | HBO | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 6 |
| COLD AROUND THE HEART | 1997 | R | STACEYDASH | 8 | HBO | |||
| AMERICAN GEISHA | 1986 | PAMDAWBER | 27 | TRUE | ||||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF MOWGLI | 1996 | NR | DANADELANEY | 29 | HBO | |||
| SIRENS | 1999 | DANADELANEY | 30 | IFC | ||||
| BROKEN CORD | 1992 | KIMDELANEY | 7 | LIFE | ||||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| WIDE AWAKE | 1998 | PG | DANADELANY | 23 | TRUE | |||
| RISKY BUSINESS | 1983 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 1 | A&E | Tom Cruise hires a call girl | 4 | 8 |
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 31 | COM | |||
| HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE | 1992 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 11 | TBS | A babysitter gone mad. | 5 | 5 |
| MURDERS IN RUE MORGUE | NA | NA | REBECCADEMORNAY | 21 | MYST | |||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | 23 | FX | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| SMOOTH TALK | 1986 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 30 | SUND | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | 22 | STZ | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| RAMBLING ROSE | 1991 | R | LAURADERN | 29 | TMC | Laura Dern teaches an underage boy all about the wonders of sex. | 7 | 10 |
| AFTERBURN | 1992 | R | LAURADERN | 26 | HBO | |||
| JURASSIC PARK | 1993 | LAURADERN | 1 | NBC | A lizard blizard! I wouldn't mind giving Laura a Jurassic pork! | 6 | 5 | |
| DOWN CAME A BLACKBIRD | 1995 | R | LAURADERN | 29 | MYST | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | LAURADERN | 17 | TMC/SHO | |||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 9 | COM | |||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | 22 | TMC | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| LIFE LESS ORDINARY | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 31 | MAX | |||
| THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 28 | MAX | |||
| ROME ADVENTURE | 1962 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 3 | AMC | |||
| ART OF LOVE | 1965 | PG | ANGIEDICKINSON | 21 | LOVE | |||
| DRESSED TO KILL | 1980 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 23 | FX | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S THE DON'S ANALYST | 1982 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 22 | TMC | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| SPIES LIKE US | 1985 | PG | DONNADIXON | 2 | WAM | |||
| COUCH TRIP | 1988 | DONNADIXON | 27 | COM | ||||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | DONNADIXON | 27 | EXTR | ||||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 26 | STZ | |||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | AMIDOLENZ | 2 | TBS | |||
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | 30 | FLIX | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| TICKS | 1993 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | 29 | SCIFI | |||
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMIDOLENZ | 30 | SHO | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| GOOD WILL HUNTING | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 29 | ENC | A janitor at MIT turns out to be the brightest genius there! Robin Williams in one of his unfunny "deep" roles. Women will love this movie. Men will tolerate it. | 7 | 5 |
| HARD RAIN | 1998 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 30 | TMC | |||
| SMALL SOLDIERS | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 28 | MAX | Cute tale of toys at war. Kirsten plays a major piece of jailbait, as always - and boy does she look tasty bound n gagged! | 8 | 8 |
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | Guess where I'd like to stick mine? I'll give you a hint: open wide, Kirsten, and say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" | ||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| e.r. - 2 episodes | NA | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | ||||
| baywatch | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| KINJITE: FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS | 1989 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 8 | WGN | Charles Bronson beats up some poor saps who just want to screw some teenage girls. | 6 | 9 |
| BLOWN AWAY | 1992 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 18 | MAX | Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties. | 4 | 10 |
| charles in charge | TV | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years | 3 | 10 |
| LIVE WIRE | 1992 | LISAEILBACHER | 14 | USA | ||||
| BLINDMAN'S BLUFF | 1992 | LISAEILBACHER | 19 | TBS | ||||
| CHOSEN ONE | 1998 | R | CARMENELECTRA | 25 | EXTR | |||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| baywatch | TV | ERIKAELENIAK | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 13 | COM | |||
| PANDORA PROJECT | 1998 | ERIKAELENIAK | 8 | MAX | ||||
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 13 | COM | |||
| ANOTHER 91/2 WEEKS | NA | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 29 | SHO | |||
| HAUNTING OF SARAH HARDY | 1989 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 15 | FAM | ||||
| HOW TO MURDER A MILLIONAIRE | 1990 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 16 | LIFE | |||
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 20 | MAX | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| HOOPER | 1978 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 22 | MAX | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | 17 | ROM | ||||
| BACK ROADS | 1981 | R | SALLYFIELD | 31 | MAX | |||
| PLACES IN THE HEART | 1984 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 31 | ENC/TMC | |||
| NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER | 1990 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 18 | BRAVO | |||
| COME BACK LITTLE SHEBA | 1977 | CARRIEFISHER | 7 | SHO | ||||
| MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE | 1985 | CARRIEFISHER | 26 | HBO | ||||
| WHEN HARRY MET SALLY | 1989 | R | CARRIEFISHER | 29 | LIFE | Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene! | 6 | 2 |
| MILK AND MONEY | 1997 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 29 | ROM | ||||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 19 | TNT | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| JACKIE BROWN | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | ENC | Boring drug movie, but Bridget looks highly boinkable in a bikini. | 2 | 10 |
| SIMPLE PLAN | 1998 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 28 | SHO | |||
| NURSES ON THE LINE: THE CRASH OF FLIGHT 7 | 1993 | FARRAHFORKE | 26 | LIFE | ||||
| BIONIC EVER AFTER | 1994 | FARRAHFORKE | 27 | USA | ||||
| ABANDONED AND DECEIVED | 1995 | FARRAHFORKE | 23 | LIF | ||||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | CLAIREFORLANI | 26 | STZ | |||
| BASIL | 1997 | CLAIREFORLANI | 6 | ROM | ||||
| NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA | 1972 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 6 | DIS | |||
| BUGSY MALONE | 1976 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 20 | MAX | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 31 | HBO | |||
| MESMERIZED | 1984 | JODIEFOSTER | 30 | TRUE | ||||
| FIVE CORNERS | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 24 | ENC | |||
| ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 19 | FX | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| SILENCE OF LAMBS | 1991 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 30 | LIFE | Riveting serial killer hunt story. | 9 | 9 |
| NELL | 1994 | JODIEFOSTER | 10 | FAM | ||||
| LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN | 1982 | R | DIANEFRANKLIN | 7 | TBS | I thought I was the last one? | 0 | 9 |
| BETTER OFF DEAD | 1985 | DIANEFRANKLIN | 7 | COM | ||||
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | SADIEFROST | 18 | TBS | |||
| CISCO KID | 1994 | SADIEFROST | 4 | TNT | ||||
| CASPER MEETS WENDY | TERIGARR | 7 | FAM | |||||
| YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN | 1974 | PG | TERIGARR | 30 | FXM/TMC | |||
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 30 | SHO | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| OH, GOD! | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 21 | MAX | Cute movie - George Burns plays God, trying to convince John Denver that he is indeed the almighty, and John in turn tries to convince the rest of the planet to clean up its act because God said so. Added bonus: Teri looks wonderful in a nightie! | 8 | 10 |
| MR. MOM | 1983 | PG | TERIGARR | 23 | WAM | Michael Keaton steals the show as a stay-at-home dad - a very amusing comedy! | 9 | 4 |
| PERFECT ALIBI | 1994 | TERIGARR | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| DUMB AND DUMBER | 1994 | TERIGARR | 27 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | TERIGARR | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| POWER 98 | 1995 | R | JENNIEGARTH | 24 | MAX | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | REBECCAGAYHEART | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 31 | HBO | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 26 | TMC | |||
| SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE | 1999 | PG13 | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 30 | HBO | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| Growing Pains | TRACEYGOLD | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 10 | |||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 20 | HBO | ||||
| PERFECT DAUGHTER | 1996 | NR | TRACEYGOLD | 23 | USA | |||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 1 | TNT | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| TORRENTS OF SPRING | 1990 | NR | VALERIAGOLINO | 24 | LOVE | |||
| HOT SHOTS | 1991 | PG13 | VALERIAGOLINO | 17 | FXM | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 28 | ENC | |||
| SHOUT | 1991 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 16 | TNT | ||||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 31 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 20 | HBO | Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day. | 6 | 10 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 31 | STZ | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 18 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| LIGHT YEARS | 1987 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 1 | STZ | |||
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFERGREY | 14 | USA | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 27 | ENC | |||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| UNDERGROUND ACES | 1980 | PG | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 31 | FLIX | |||
| BODY DOUBLE | 1984 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 6 | A&E | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 2 | USA | |||
| PACIFIC HEIGHTS | 1990 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 16 | TBS/WGN | ||||
| NOBODY'S FOOL | 1994 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 31 | MAX | ||||
| MILK MONEY | 1994 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 29 | MAX | Cute tail of son fixing up daddy | 6 | 8 |
| LOLITA | 1997 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 25 | SHO | Whether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy! | 9 | 1 |
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 26 | DIS | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 25 | FX | |||
| MEMOIRS OF AN INVISIBLE MAN | 1992 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 31 | STZ | Invisibility brings such potential - this movie exploits none of it - imagine being able to invisibly walk into ANY all girl high school locker room in the world and take your pick - well that DOESN'T happen in this movie. | 4 | 2 |
| GRUMPY OLD MEN | 1993 | DARYLHANNAH | 28 | MAX | ||||
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 28 | SUND | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO FAMILIES | 1998 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 30 | SHO | |||
| HI-LIFE | 1998 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 3 | HBO | |||
| GINGERBREAD MAN | 1998 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 23 | SHO | |||
| MY FAVORITE MARTIAN | 1999 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DIPLOMATIC SIEGE | 1999 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 28 | HBO | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | ALYSONHANNIGAN | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOANHART | 28 | MAX | ||||
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| Knot's Landing | LISAHARTMAN | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON | 1996 | LISAHARTMAN | 27 | LIFE | ||||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| STRAIGHT TALK | 1992 | TERIHATCHER | 21 | TBS | ||||
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | TERIHATCHER | 7 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| TOMORROW NEVER DIES | 1997 | PG13 | TERIHATCHER | 31 | EXTR | Teri Hatcher plays a great Bond babe, and Pierce Brosnan is an awesome Bond! | 8 | 9 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE | 1972 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | HBO | |||
| SUGARLAND EXPRESS | 1974 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 28 | TRUE | |||
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | HBO | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| PRIVATE BENJAMIN | 1980 | GOLDIEHAWN | 1 | A&E | ||||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 29 | ENC/FXM | |||
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 2 | MAX | |||
| BIRD ON A WIRE | 1990 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 2 | USA | |||
| OUT-OF-TOWNERS | 1999 | PG13 | GOLDIEHAWN | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BREAKING UP | 1995 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 29 | MAX | |||
| VELOCITY OF GARY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 21 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| WILD WILD WEST | 1999 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | MARILUHENNER | 31 | STZ | ||||
| LADYKILLERS | 1988 | MARILUHENNER | 29 | MYST | ||||
| LA STORY | 1991 | MARILUHENNER | 31 | WGN | Steve Martin is a riot as always, and Sarah plays one fine piece of ass. | 9 | 5 | |
| CHAINS OF GOLD | 1991 | R | MARILUHENNER | 31 | FLIX | |||
| MOST WANTED | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 29 | ACTN | |||
| ADRENALIN: FEAR THE RUSH | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 24 | SHO | |||
| STANDOFF | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 27 | HBO | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 27 | TMC | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 29 | HBO | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 28 | MAX | ||||
| time of your life | 1999 | tv | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEEKLY MON 8PM | FOX | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| RAZOR'S EDGE | 1984 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 20 | MAX | |||
| LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON | 1987 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 23 | COM | |||
| CHILD'S PLAY | 1988 | CATHERINEHICKS | 6 | TBS | ||||
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | CATHERINEHICKS | 2 | TBS | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| DUMB AND DUMBER | 1994 | LAURENHOLLY | 27 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| DISTURBING BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 28 | TMC | |||
| BODYGUARD | 1992 | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 1 | CBS | ||||
| WAITING TO EXHALE | 1995 | NA | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 22 | HBO | |||
| CINDERELLA | 1997 | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 4 | DIS | ||||
| CHILD BRIDE OF SHORT CREEK | 1981 | NR | HELENHUNT | 14 | A&E | |||
| SWEET REVENGE | 1984 | HELENHUNT | 25 | A&E | ||||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | HELENHUNT | 25 | COM | ||||
| NEXT OF KIN | 1989 | R | HELENHUNT | 22 | MAX | |||
| IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS | 1993 | NR | HELENHUNT | 25 | LIFE | |||
| AS GOOD AS IT GETS | 1997 | PG13 | HELENHUNT | 29 | SHO | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | 2 | MAX | |||
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 14 | MAX | |||
| BROADCAST NEWS | 1987 | HOLLYHUNTER | 28 | FXM | ||||
| MISS FIRECRACKER | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 23 | MAX | |||
| ONCE AROUND | 1990 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 26 | SHO | |||
| POSITIVELY TRUE ALLEGED CHEERLEADER MURDERING MOM | 1993 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 30 | HBO | |||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 29 | MAX | Edgy | 8 | 4 |
| LIFE LESS ORDINARY | 1997 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 31 | MAX | |||
| PIANO | ;1993 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 28 | LOVE | |||
| PERMANENT MIDNIGHT | 1998 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 23 | TMC | |||
| MY FAVORITE MARTIAN | 1999 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 25 | LOVE | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| DRIVING ME CRAZY | 1991 | PG | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 28 | FLIX | |||
| DONOR | 1995 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 18 | SHO | |||
| MOVING TARGET | 1996 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 30 | ACTN | |||
| FOXFIRE | 1996 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 9 | LIFE | |||
| PLAYING GOD | 1997 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 15 | STZ | |||
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 27 | MAX | |||
| SPLITTING HEIRS | 1993 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 29 | ENC | ||||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 29 | SHO | |||
| HAUNTING | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ENTRAPMENT | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANETJONES | 28 | TNT | |||
| NORMA JEAN & MARILYN | 1996 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 31 | HBO | |||
| LOCUSTS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 30 | HBO | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| BITTER HARVEST | 1993 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 15 | USA | |||
| BUNNY'S TALE | 1985 | NR | JOANNAKERNS | 27 | TRUE | |||
| MISTRESS | 1987 | NR | JOANNAKERNS | 4 | ROM | |||
| BLIND FAITH | 1990 | JOANNAKERNS | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| NO DESSERT DAD TIL YOU MOW THE LAWN | 1994 | JOANNAKERNS | 18 | DIS | ||||
| EMMA'S WISH | 1998 | JOANNAKERNS | 30 | CBS | ||||
| Growing Pains | JOANNA KERNS | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 7 | |||
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 22 | TBS | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| SOME KIND OF HERO | 1982 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 26 | TNT | |||
| SUPERMAN III | 1983 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 30 | WGN | Superman saves the world | 4 | 5 |
| BODY OF EVIDENCE | 1988 | MARGOTKIDDER | 1 | USA | ||||
| COMMON GROUND | 2000 | MARGOTKIDDER | 31 | SHO | ||||
| EMERALD CITY | 1990 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 7 | ROM | ||||
| BILLY BATHGATE | 1991 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 10 | WGN | ||||
| MY LIFE | 1993 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 31 | HBO | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | NASTASSIAKINSKI | 31 | HBO | |||
| TORRENTS OF SPRING | 1990 | NR | NASTASSIAKINSKI | 24 | LOVE | |||
| ONE NIGHT STAND | 1997 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 26 | LOVE | |||
| LITTLE BOY BLUE | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 14 | STZ | |||
| HAUNTED | 1991 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 2 | SCIFI | ||||
| LITTLE GHOST | 1997 | G | SALLYKIRKLAND | 14 | HBO | |||
| EDTV | 1999 | PG13 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| CLOCKWATCHERS | 1998 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 30 | HBO | |||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | LISAKUDROW | 30 | SUND | |||
| ANALYZE THIS | 1999 | R | LISAKUDROW | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 4 | ROM | |||
| BLUEGRASS | 1987 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 22 | ROM | |||
| MILLENIUM | 1989 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 1 | SCIFI | |||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S CHANGES | 1991 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 16 | LIFE | |||
| LOCKED UP: A MOTHER'S RAGE | 1991 | CHERYLLADD | 27 | LIFE | ||||
| EVERY MOTHER'S WORST FEAR | 1997 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 19 | USA | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| LITTLE ROMANCE | 1979 | PG | DIANELANE | 29 | HBO | |||
| TOUCHED BY LOVE | 1980 | DIANELANE | 5 | ROM | ||||
| CHILD BRIDE OF SHORT CREEK | 1981 | NR | DIANELANE | 14 | A&E | |||
| SIX PACK | 1982 | DIANELANE | 24 | ENC | ||||
| RUMBLE FISH | 1983 | R | DIANELANE | 24 | IFC | |||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | DIANELANE | 30 | MAX | ||||
| WILD BILL | 1995 | R | DIANELANE | 7 | USA | |||
| ONLY THRILL | 1997 | R | DIANELANE | 2 | STZ | |||
| MURDER AT 1600 | 1997 | R | DIANELANE | 23 | CBS | Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all. | 5 | 5 |
| GUNSHY | 1998 | R | DIANELANE | 31 | MAX | |||
| WALK ON THE MOON | 1999 | R | DIANELANE | 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICALANGE | 27 | MAX | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING | 1980 | JESSICALANGE | 26 | A&E | ||||
| FRANCES | 1982 | JESSICALANGE | 30 | LIFE | Wake me when it's over. | 1 | 4 | |
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 24 | MAX/STZ | |||
| NIGHT AND THE CITY | 1992 | JESSICALANGE | 25 | FXM | ||||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JESSICALANGE | 21 | STZ | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | 19 | MAX | |||
| COUNTRY | 1984 | PG | JESSICA LANGE | 6 | TNT | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | 8 | USA | ||||
| HARD BOUNTY | 1995 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 29 | EXTR | |||
| TRACKS OF A KILLER | 1996 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 26 | EXTR | |||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 30 | HBO | |||
| GRANDVIEW USA | 1984 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 26 | FLIX | ||||
| HITCHER | 1986 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 28 | FX | ||||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | NA | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 30 | EXTR/ENC | |||
| RUSH | 1991 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 30 | EXTR | |||
| CROOKED HEARTS | 1991 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 18 | ROM | ||||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 19 | TNT | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| DOLORES CLAIBORNE | 1995 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 11 | TBS | |||
| WASHINGTON SQUARE | 1997 | PG | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 29 | LOV | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 21 | STZ | |||
| BAD BOYS | 1995 | R | TEALEONI | 28 | BRAVO | Good funny action flick, and Tea is HOT! | 8 | 8 |
| DEEP IMPACT | 1998 | PG13 | TEALEONI | 30 | TMC | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 27 | MAX | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| TRIPWIRE | 1990 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 21 | TMC | |||
| MEN OF WAR | 1995 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 29 | MAX | |||
| DECOY | 1995 | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 31 | TNT | ||||
| WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 31 | LIFE | |||
| STRANGE DAYS | 1995 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 1 | SCIFI | |||
| EVENING STAR | 1996 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 30 | MAX | |||
| OTHER SISTER | 1999 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 30 | ACTN | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 2 |
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 5 | USA | |||
| TEXAS JUSTICE | 1995 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 9 | LIFE | ||||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | 30 | DIS/ENC | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHELLEYLONG | 11 | COM | ||||
| OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE | 1987 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 29 | MAX | |||
| FROZEN ASSETS | 1992 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 24 | HBO | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| UTURN | 1997 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 28 | EXTR | |||
| STIR | 1997 | TRACILORDS | 30 | SHO | ||||
| SECRET PASSIONS | 1985 | SUSANLUCCI | 20 | ROM | ||||
| profiler | 1999 | tv | JAMIELUNER | WEEKLY SAT 10PM | NBC | |||
| Just The Ten Of Us | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | 7 | 10 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 31 | MAX | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES | 1984 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 30 | MAX/STZ | |||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 9 | WGN | |||
| FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 29 | SUND | |||
| MICHAEL | 1996 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 16 | TNT | |||
| END OF VIOLENCE | 1997 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 26 | SHO | |||
| SHADRACH | 1998 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 31 | HBO | ||||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | 30 | HBO | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| WHO'S THAT GIRL? | 1987 | PG | MADONNA | 30 | LOVE | |||
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | MADONNA | 27 | ENC | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | MADONNA | 28 | ENC | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 28 | FLIX | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| ELECTRIC DREAMS | 1984 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 28 | ENC | Guy loves girl, but computer loves guy! A really cute movie - and proof that Virginia can get even a PC drive overly hard. | 10 | 8 | |
| MR. NORTH | 1988 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 3 | ROM | ||||
| HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING | 1991 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 29 | WGN | |||
| CANDYMAN | 1992 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 9 | TBS | |||
| AMBUSHED | 1998 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 27 | HBO | |||
| VIVA LAS VEGAS | 1964 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 9 | TNT | |||
| PLEASURE SEEKERS | 1965 | ANNMARGRET | 28 | FXM | ||||
| SWINGER | 1966 | ANNMARGRET | 15 | AMC | ||||
| STAGECOACH | 1966 | ANNMARGRET | 28 | WSTN | ||||
| FACE ON THE MILK CARTON | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 27 | FAM | ||||
| IF SOMEONE HAD KNOWN | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 14 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 23 | COM | ||||
| AT CLOSE RANGE | 1986 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 26 | ENC | |||
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 22 | ROM/AMC | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| MR. NORTH | 1988 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 3 | ROM | ||||
| IMMEDIATE FAMILY | 1989 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 30 | STZ/TMC | |||
| FRIED GREEN TOMATOES | 1991 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 14 | USA | ||||
| MAD AT THE MOON | 1992 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 6 | ROM | ||||
| BENNY & JOON | 1993 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 30 | FLIX | ||||
| DIGGING TO CHINA | 1998 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 22 | MAX | |||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | MAUREENMCCORMICK | 30 | FAM | ||||
| DEVIL IN THE FLESH | 1997 | ROSEMCGOWAN | 5 | MAX | ||||
| LEWIS & CLARK & GEORGE | 1997 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 12 | MAX | |||
| PHANTOMS | 1998 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 27 | TMC | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 31 | HBO | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| SIDEKICKS | 1993 | DANICAMCKELLAR | 2 | TNT | ||||
| JUSTICE FOR ANNIE | 1996 | DANICAMCKELLAR | 11 | LIFE | ||||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| SIRENS | 1994 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 30 | IFC | |||
| MCHALE'S NAVY | 1997 | DEBRAMESSING | 6 | COM | ||||
| will and grace | 1999 | tv | DEBRAMESSING | WEEKLY TUE | NBC | |||
| COMMANDO | 1985 | ALYSSAMILANO | 30 | FX/STZ | ||||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | ALYSSAMILANO | 27 | EXTR | ||||
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| BELOW UTOPIA | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 5 | HBO | Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped | 3 | 10 |
| HUGO POOL | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 24 | SUND | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | ABC | Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie! | 2 | 9 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| BIG TOP PEE-WEE | 1988 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 21 | TBS | |||
| KINDERGARTEN COP | 1990 | NR | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 16 | USA | Arnie as teacher shoulda been funnier. | 3 | 2 |
| CARLITO'S WAY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 15 | USA | |||
| WITCH HUNT | 1994 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 20 | LIFE | Script hunt | 0 | 1 |
| ROCKY MARCIANO | 1999 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 31 | SHO | ||||
| Knot's Landing | DONNAMILLS | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| WAIKIKI | 1980 | DONNAMILLS | 29 | MYST | ||||
| BARE ESSENCE | 1982 | DONNAMILLS | 30 | ROM/AMC | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | 25 | LOVE | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 28 | LOVE | |||
| WE'RE NO ANGELS | 1989 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 3 | MAX | |||
| BUTCHER'S WIFE | 1991 | PG13 | DEMIMOORE | 30 | SCIFI | 3 | 4 | |
| MORTAL THOUGHTS | 1991 | R | DEMIMOORE | 17 | TBS | |||
| FEW GOOD MEN | 1992 | R | DEMIMOORE | 29 | TMC | |||
| SCARLET LETTER | 1995 | R | DEMIMOORE | 29 | TMC | |||
| IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | 19 | HBO | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | 25 | STZ | |||
| GI JANE | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | 31 | ACTN | |||
| HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE | 1992 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 11 | TBS | A babysitter gone mad. | 5 | 5 |
| VANYA ON 42ND STREET | 1994 | PG | JULIANNEMOORE | 22 | SHO | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 31 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| BIG LEBOWSKI | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 15 | SHO | |||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | BEBENEUWIRTH | 9 | WGN | |||
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 16 | TNT | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| TWO OF A KIND | 1983 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 21 | FXM | Zzzzzzzz | 0 | 1 |
| SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS | 1998 | PG13 | JACQUELINEOBRADORS | 23 | SUND | Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho. | 8 | 10 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | LARISAOLEYNIK | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | SUSANOLSEN | 30 | FAM | ||||
| LAIR OF WHITE WORM | 1988 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 16 | SCIFI | ||||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 24 | TMC | |||
| GREAT EXPECTATIONS | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 30 | HBO | |||
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 31 | SUND | |||
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 27 | MAX | Predictable tale of adultery and revenge. | 3 | 7 |
| HURLYBURLY | 1998 | R | ANNAPAQUIN | 29 | STZ | |||
| PIANO | ;1993 | R | ANNAPAQUIN | 28 | LOVE | |||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 25 | COM | ||||
| LA STORY | 1991 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 31 | WGN | Steve Martin is a riot as always, and Sarah plays one fine piece of ass. | 9 | 10 | |
| HOCUS POCUS | 1993 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 24 | DIS | Sarah casts her spell - she can ride my broom any day! | 7 | 7 |
| EXTREME MEASURES | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 25 | TBS | |||
| sex and the city | 1998 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | weekly series | HBO | ||||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 21 | ROM | |||
| JERK | 1979 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 1 | TBS | ||||
| ANNIE | 1982 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | 5 | MAX | |||
| PINK CADILLAC | 1989 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 27 | MAX/SHO | ||||
| SLAVES OF NEW YORK | 1989 | R | BERNADETTEPETERS | 31 | BRAVO | |||
| CINDERELLA | 1997 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 4 | DIS | ||||
| EXPLORERS | 1985 | AMANDAPETERSON | 2 | TNT | A bunch of boys build a spaceship to visit aliens and peep at Amanda in her underwear. Kids, you can keep your little green men - I'll take Amanda to play with my little pink man any day! A cute flick. | 8 | 8 | |
| FATAL CHARM | 1992 | R | AMANDAPETERSON | 23 | TMC | |||
| SCARFACE | 1983 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 21 | FX | |||
| LADYHAWKE | 1985 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 29 | SCIFI | |||
| SWEET LIBERTY | 1986 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 7 | FX | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 1 | A&E | ||||
| FABULOUS BAKER BOYS | 1989 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 1 | USA | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 21 | STZ | |||
| DEEP END OF THE OCEAN | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DIFFERENT STROKES: STORY OF JACK AND JILL... AND JILL | 1997 | R | DANAPLATO | 22 | MAX | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | EVEPLUMB | 30 | FAM | ||||
| GOOD SPORT | 1984 | TRACYPOLLAN | 31 | LOVE | ||||
| HER ALIBI | 1989 | PAULINAPORISKOVA | 26 | MAX | ||||
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | 31 | HBO | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD | 1988 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 17 | MAX | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE | 1990 | R | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 29 | HBO/MAX | |||
| NAKED GUN 2 1/2: SMELL OF FEAR | 1991 | PG13 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 1 | TBS | |||
| NAKED GUN 331/3: THE FINAL INSULT | 1994 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 31 | MAX | ||||
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 21 | COM | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 29 | MAX | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| TWINS | 1988 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 2 | TBS | Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly? | 8 | 10 |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 17 | TMC/SHO | |||
| JACK FROST | 1998 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 31 | HBO | |||
| LIFE AND TIMES OF JUDGE ROY BEAN | 1972 | PG | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 23 | WSTN | |||
| MISTRESS | 1987 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 4 | ROM | |||
| SEDUCTION: THREE TALES FROM THE INNER SANCTUM | 1992 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 27 | MYST | ||||
| BEYOND OBSESSION | 1994 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 31 | MYST | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 22 | MAX | |||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 30 | SUND | |||
| SPACED INVADERS | 1990 | PG | ARIANARICHARDS | 31 | HBO | |||
| ANGUS | 1995 | ARIANARICHARDS | 2 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| STARSHIP TROOPERS | 1997 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 30 | SHO | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 28 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 10 |
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | DENISERICHARDS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1974 | KIMRICHARDS | 5 | DIS | ||||
| RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1978 | G | KIMRICHARDS | 31 | DIS | |||
| MEATBALLS PART II | 1984 | PG | KIMRICHARDS | 2 | MAX | Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great! | 0 | 8 |
| chips - 1 episode | NA | NR | KIMRICHARDS | IN RERUNS | Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim? | 1 | 8 | |
| SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE | 1983 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 17 | HBO | |||
| SIXTEEN CANDLES | 1984 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 28 | TBS | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 15 | TBS | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| BETSY'S WEDDING | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 18 | HBO | |||
| REQUIEM FOR MURDER | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 25 | SHO | ||||
| MYSTIC PIZZA | 1988 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 29 | LIFE | |||
| HOOK | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | 29 | TBS | Big stars in a cute tale of Peter Pan. | 6 | 1 | |
| MARY REILLY | 1996 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 30 | SHO | |||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 22 | TMC | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| CONSPIRACY THEORY | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 30 | TNT | Stupidity theory is more like it. | 1 | 2 |
| NOTTING HILL | 1999 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| MIGHTY QUINN | 1989 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 16 | ROM | |||
| SHOOTING ELIZABETH | 1992 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 15 | FXM | |||
| TRICKS | 1997 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 22 | SHO | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 31 | STZ | |||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| star trek voyager | 1999 | JERIRYAN | WEEKLY LOCAL | WB | ||||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 31 | COM | |||
| PRESIDIO | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 13 | TNT | |||
| WHEN HARRY MET SALLY | 1989 | R | MEGRYAN | 29 | LIFE | Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene! | 6 | 10 |
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 31 | MAX | |||
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | MEGRYAN | 31 | HBO | ||||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | WINONARYDER | 26 | FAM | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 1 | TBS | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | WINONARYDER | 18 | TBS | |||
| BOYS | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 25 | ENC | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | WINONARYDER | 27 | MAX | |||
| DELIRIOUS | 1991 | NR | EMMASAMMS | 5 | COM | |||
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | NR | EMMASAMMS | 5 | USA | |||
| ROBIN COOK'S HARMFUL INTENT | 1993 | EMMASAMMS | 25 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| ONCE AROUND | 1990 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 26 | SHO | |||
| QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER | 1990 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 4 | TBS | |||
| STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY | 1995 | PG13 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 18 | HBO | |||
| APOCALYPSE | 1997 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 1 | SCIFI | ||||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| LEGEND | 1985 | NR | MIASARA | 19 | USA/SCIFI | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 18 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| LOVIN' MOLLY | 1974 | SUSANSARANDON | 27 | LOVE/SHO | ||||
| SOMETHING SHORT OF PARADISE | 1979 | SUSANSARANDON | 28 | SHO | ||||
| ATLANTIC CITY | 1980 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 25 | LOVE | |||
| BUDDY SYSTEM | 1984 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 5 | ROM | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | SUSANSARANDON | 1 | A&E | ||||
| SWEET HEARTS DANCE | 1988 | SUSANSARANDON | 19 | A&E | ||||
| LORENZO'S OIL | 1992 | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | LIFE | ||||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 23 | SHO | |||
| EARTHLY POSSESSIONS | 1999 | SUSANSARANDON | 27 | HBO | ||||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| hotel | CONNIESELLECCA | IN RERUNS | ||||||
| HOUSE OF SECRETS AND LIES | 1992 | CONNIESELLECCA | 3 | LIFE | ||||
| DANGEROUS WATERS | 1999 | CONNIESELLECCA | 6 | FAM | ||||
| SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL | 1989 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 29 | HBO/ENC | |||
| BIRD ON A WIRE | 1990 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 2 | USA | |||
| ILLICIT BEHAVIOR | 1992 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 23 | EXTR | |||
| CRIMINAL PASSION | 1994 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 10 | MAX | |||
| WHITE RAVEN | 1998 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 14 | MAX | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| FOUR FEATHERS | 1978 | JANESEYMOUR | 21 | ROM | ||||
| SOMEWHERE IN TIME | 1980 | PG | JANESEYMOUR | 28 | TBS | |||
| SCARLET PIMPERNEL | 1982 | JANESEYMOUR | 23 | ROM | ||||
| HEAD OFFICE | 1986 | JANESEYMOUR | 20 | COM | ||||
| TUNNEL | 1989 | R | JANESEYMOUR | 21 | LOVE | |||
| HEIDI | 1993 | JANESEYMOUR | 11 | DIS | ||||
| WARGAMES | 1983 | ALLYSHEEDY | 21 | TNT | Matthew Broderick has to save the world from a computer wargame turned real. | 9 | 5 | |
| OXFORD BLUES | 1984 | PG13 | ALLYSHEEDY | 15 | MAX | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 15 | TBS | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| ONLY THE LONELY | 1991 | ALLYSHEEDY | 26 | WGN | ||||
| MAN'S BEST FRIEND | 1993 | ALLYSHEEDY | 9 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| HAUNTING OF SEACLIFF INN | 1994 | ALLYSHEEDY | 3 | FAM | ||||
| HIGH ART | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 25 | MAX | |||
| MACON COUNTY JAIL | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 31 | MAX/SHO | |||
| AT LONG LAST LOVE | 1975 | G | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 28 | FXM/SHO/LOVE | |||
| GUIDE FOR THE MARRIED WOMAN | 1978 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 14 | LOVE | ||||
| SECRETS OF A MARRIED MAN | 1984 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 28 | ROM | |||
| TEXASVILLE | 1990 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 20 | WGN | ||||
| TELLING SECRETS | 1993 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 8 | LIFE | ||||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 28 | ROM | |||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | BROOKESHIELDS | 27 | EXTR | ||||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 29 | HBO | |||
| KARATE KID | 1984 | PG | ELISABETHSHUE | 31 | HBO | |||
| ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING | 1987 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | 7 | TBS | Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop! | 4 | 8 |
| COCKTAIL | 1988 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 15 | USA | Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me. | 1 | 8 |
| MARRYING MAN | 1991 | NR | ELISABETHSHUE | 9 | WGN | |||
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | 8 | ROM | ||||
| SAINT | 1997 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | 2 | NBC | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 25 | STZ | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 19 | MAX | |||
| PALMETTO | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 29 | EXTR | |||
| TRUE CRIME | 1994 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 11 | USA | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 22 | HBO | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 9 |
| BLAST FROM THE PAST | 1999 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 29 | STZ | |||
| SUPERGIRL | 1984 | NR | HELENSLATER | 1 | WGN | Helen Slater in spandex - what else do you need? | 3 | 9 |
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 25 | MAX | |||
| RUTHLESS PEOPLE | 1986 | R | HELENSLATER | 29 | MAX | Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler. | 9 | 4 |
| CITY SLICKERS | 1991 | HELENSLATER | 1 | TBS | ||||
| NO WAY BACK | 1996 | R | HELENSLATER | 29 | MAX | |||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1995 | R | ALLISONSMITH | 16 | COM | |||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | 31 | MAX | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| west wing | 1999 | ALLISONSMITH | Premiere Episode | NBC | I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed. | 0 | 1 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE | 1987 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNSMITH | 31 | HBO | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 26 | FAM | |||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 30 | HBO | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| CRIES UNHEARD: THE DONNA YAKLICH STORY | 1993 | JACLYNSMITH | 16 | LIFE | ||||
| FREEFALL | 1999 | JACLYNSMITH | 2 | FAM | ||||
| SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER NEVER CRIES | 1998 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 30 | HBO | |||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| NORMA JEAN & MARILYN | 1996 | R | MIRASORVINO | 31 | HBO | |||
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | 28 | TMC | Mira fights some bad ass bugs. | 7 | 6 |
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | 24 | HBO | |||
| DEADLY PURSUITS | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 17 | LIFE | ||||
| PERPETRATORS OF THE CRIME | 1998 | TORISPELLING | 20 | MAX | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | JULIA STILES | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TEN | 1979 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 23 | MAX | |||
| HOWLING | 1981 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 18 | TBS | |||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 29 | MAX | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| CRITTERS | 1986 | PG13 | DEE WALLACESTONE | 9 | TBS | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHARONSTONE | 11 | COM | ||||
| KING SOLOMON'S MINES | 1985 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 1 | WGN | |||
| COLD STEEL | 1987 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 21 | MYST | |||
| ALLAN QUATERMAIN AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD | 1987 | PG | SHARONSTONE | 6 | WGN | If you liked Raiders of The Lost Ark, this flick is for you! And Sharon was still young and uncorrupted by Hollywood money & glamour boys. | 7 | 5 |
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 30 | ENC | |||
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | 22 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| MIGHTY | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 14 | STZ | |||
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 31 | HBO | |||
| GLORIA | 1999 | R | SHARONSTONE | 27 | HBO | |||
| CHINA MOON | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 8 | ROM | |||
| PROPOSITION | 1998 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 31 | TMC | |||
| GENERAL'S DAUGHTER | 1999 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LOLITA | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 25 | SHO | Whether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy! | 9 | 9 |
| CHASE | 1994 | KRISTYSWANSON | 15 | COM | Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun. | 8 | 8 | |
| GETTING IN | 1994 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 22 | COM | |||
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 26 | COM | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| SUPREME SANCTION | 1998 | KRISTYSWANSON | 26 | MAX | ||||
| BIG DADDY | 1999 | PG13 | KRISTYSWANSON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CAMPFIRE TALES | 1996 | R | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 31 | MAX/SHO/STZ | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 29 | SHO/MAX | |||
| DENIAL | 1998 | R | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 28 | MAX | |||
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 7 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| SHE FOUGHT ALONE | 1995 | NR | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | 15 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | 31 | HBO | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| ALL THE RIGHT MOVES | 1983 | R | LEATHOMPSON | 30 | FXM/LOV | Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE! | 1 | 9 |
| RED DAWN | 1984 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 2 | TNT | |||
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | LEATHOMPSON | 22 | ROM/AMC | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| ARTICLE 99 | 1992 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 29 | BRAVO | |||
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| PULP FICTION | 1985 | R | UMATHURMAN | 29 | ENC | Really depressing and violent flick., and Uma royally fucked up her hair for this one. | 0 | 1 |
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 1990 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 22 | MAX | |||
| JENNIFER 8 | 1992 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 20 | USA | |||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 22 | MAX | |||
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 27 | HBO | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| EQUINOX | 1992 | R | MARISATOMEI | 17 | STZ | |||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 21 | ROM | |||
| PAPER | 1994 | MARISATOMEI | 31 | TMC | ||||
| UNHOOK THE STARS | 1996 | R | MARISATOMEI | 30 | SHO/TMC | I'd rather unhook Marisa's bra! | ||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 31 | MAX | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| RETROACTIVE | 1996 | R | KYLIETRAVIS | 27 | HBO | |||
| HAREM | 1986 | NANCYTRAVIS | 8 | ROM | ||||
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | 25 | HBO | |||
| DESTINY TURNS ON THE RADIO | 1995 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 26 | MAX | |||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | TANYATUCKER | 10 | ROM | |||
| RIDERS OF THE PURPLE SAGE | 1996 | ROBINTUNNEY | 30 | TNT | ||||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 24 | SUND | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 23 | SHO/MAX | |||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO FAMILIES | 1998 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 30 | SHO | |||
| MEATBALLS III | 1987 | SHANNONTWEED | 8 | USA | ||||
| NIGHT EYES II | 1991 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 28 | EXTR | |||
| NIGHT EYES 3 | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 23 | SHO | |||
| ASSAULT ON DEVIL'S ISLAND | 1997 | SHANNONTWEED | 22 | TNT | ||||
| NAKED LIES | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 18 | MAX/EXTR | |||
| POWER PLAY | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 26 | MAX | |||
| EMPIRE RECORDS | 1995 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 30 | STZ | |||
| HEAVY | 1995 | R | LIVTYLER | 29 | SUND | |||
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | 28 | ACTN | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID | 1982 | PG | RACHELWARD | 25 | TCM | |||
| AGAINST ALL ODDS | 1984 | R | RACHELWARD | 1 | A&E | |||
| MY STEPSON, MY LOVER | 1996 | NR | RACHELWARD | 16 | USA | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 29 | COM | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| ALIEN | 1979 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 20 | FXM | Will keep you glued to your chair | 9 | 3 |
| DEAL OF THE CENTURY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 26 | COM | |||
| YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 30 | TCM | |||
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 21 | FXM | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 2 | USA | |||
| FOURTEEN92: CONQUEST OF PARADISE | 1992 | PG13 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 15 | BRAVO | |||
| ALIEN 3 | 1992 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 22 | FXM | |||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 29 | MAX | Edgy | 8 | 8 |
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 22 | MAX | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 27 | MAX | |||
| ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. | 1967 | RAQUELWELCH | 9 | TNT/TCM | ||||
| WILD PARTY | 1975 | R | RAQUELWELCH | 31 | FLIX | |||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | RAQUELWELCH | 28 | FXM | ||||
| LEGEND OF WALKS FAR WOMAN | 1982 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 22 | TRUE | |||
| TAINTED BLOOD | 1993 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 12 | TBS | |||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | RAQUELWELCH | 30 | HBO | |||
| RALLY ROUND THE FLAG, BOYS | 1958 | TUESDAYWELD | 31 | FXM | ||||
| FIVE PENNIES | 1959 | TUESDAYWELD | 26 | FLIX | ||||
| BECAUSE THEY'RE YOUNG | 1960 | TUESDAYWELD | 28 | AMC | ||||
| WILD IN THE COUNTRY | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 12 | FXM | ||||
| CINCINNATI KID | 1965 | TUESDAYWELD | 4 | TCM | ||||
| PRETTY POISON | 1968 | R | TUESDAYWELD | 11 | MAX | |||
| HEARTBREAK HOTEL | 1988 | NR | TUESDAYWELD | 6 | MAX | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| HALLOWEEN:H2O | 1998 | R | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 30 | SHO | |||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HOODLUM | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 28 | TMC | |||
| DANCE WITH ME | 1998 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 23 | MAX | ||||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 14 | TBS | |||
| OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 30 | HBO | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 25 | FX | |||
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 10 | MAX | |||
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 27 | SHO | |||
| LEAP OF FAITH | 1992 | NA | DEBRAWINGER | 31 | USA | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | 3 | ROM | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | 30 | MAX | |||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 29 | HBO | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 29 | SHO/MAX | |||
| PLEASANTVILLE | 1998 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | STZ | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 23 | SHO | |||
| ELECTION | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FUN | 1993 | NR | ALICIAWITT | 7 | SUND | |||
| DISAPPEARANCE OF VONNIE | 1994 | ALICIAWITT | 18 | LIFE | ||||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | ALICIAWITT | 28 | ENC | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | ALICIAWITT | 17 | TMC/SHO | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 27 | MAX | ||||
| NO WAY OUT | 1987 | R | SEANYOUNG | 30 | LIFE | Political drama | 5 | 9 |
| BOOST | 1988 | R | SEANYOUNG | 9 | ENC | |||
| KISS BEFORE DYING | 1991 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 30 | SHO | |||
| FATAL INSTINCT | 1993 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 8 | COM | |||
| INVADER | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | 30 | HBO | ||||
| EXCEPTION TO THE RULE | 1997 | R | SEANYOUNG | 24 | MAX | |||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 8 | MAX | |||
| ONE TRUE THING | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 30 | STZ | |||
| DECEIVER | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 25 | TMC | |||
| SPACEBALLS | 1987 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 15 | TNT | ||||
| GROSS ANATOMY | 1989 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 3 | MAX | |||
| FLY II | 1989 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 26 | FXM | ||||
| PREY OF THE CHAMELEON | 1991 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 19 | USA | |||
| MAD AT THE MOON | 1992 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 6 | ROM | ||||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | IN RERUNS | ABC |
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