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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. Posted below is our selections of viewing pleasures for the coming month. ENJOY, and remember: drool is hazardous to your TV SET!
Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for March, 2000:
Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 29 | MAX/SHO/STZ | |||
| MADHOUSE | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 14 | COM | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING TOO | 1990 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 26 | TNT | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 9 | TBS | |||
| VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED | 1995 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 22 | ACTN | |||
| TOOTHLESS | 1997 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 3 | DIS | ||||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON | 1984 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 7 | SHO | Robin Williams is a Russian who defects in bloomingdales | 6 | 8 |
| PREDATOR 2 | 1990 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 30 | TBS | ||||
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 26 | LOVE | |||
| CAUGHT | 1996 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 21 | IFC | |||
| FOR WHICH HE STANDS | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 29 | MAX/EXTR | ||||
| BLACKHEART | 1998 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 31 | MAX/TMC | |||
| STORM TROOPER | 1997 | CAROLALT | 29 | EXTR | ||||
| FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME | 1991 | MADCHENAMICK | 30 | LOVE | ||||
| STEPHEN KING'S SLEEPWALKERS | 1992 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 28 | TBS | Stupid vampire-ish tale, but be sure to check out Madchen's dancing scene. | 1 | 10 |
| DREAM LOVER | 1994 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 19 | USA | |||
| TRAPPED IN PARADISE | 1994 | MADCHENAMICK | 11 | COM | ||||
| TWIST OF FATE | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 20 | TMC | ||||
| HEARTLESS | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 2 | USA | ||||
| WOUNDED | 1997 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 31 | MAX | |||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | 31 | HBO | |||
| CHICAGO CAB | 1998 | R | GILLIANANDERSON | 29 | TMC | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| PRICE SHE PAID | 1992 | LONIANDERSON | 17 | LIF | ||||
| THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN | 1998 | PG | LONIANDERSON | 28 | FLIX | |||
| NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY | 1998 | PG13 | LONIANDERSON | 24 | SHO | |||
| RAW JUSTICE | 1994 | PAMELAANDERSON | 11 | FX | ||||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 16 | COM | |||
| OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 20 | HBO | |||
| OFFICE SPACE | 1999 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 30 | MAX | |||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | NA | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | 30 | HBO | |||
| BODY SNATCHERS | 1993 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 24 | ACTN | Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier! | 8 | 8 |
| GRAVE | 1996 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 26 | MAX | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 28 | TBS | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 6 |
| BIG HIT | 1998 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 29 | EXTR | |||
| MAFIA | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 27 | ENC | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| HERO AT LARGE | 1980 | PG | ANNEARCHER | 24 | ENC | For some silly reason, I dug this tale of a bankrupt wanna-be-superman. | 8 | 3 |
| FATAL ATTRACTION | 1987 | R | ANNEARCHER | 9 | USA | |||
| LEAP OF FAITH | 1988 | ANNEARCHER | 28 | TRUE | ||||
| NARROW MARGIN | 1990 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 29 | MYST | Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted. | 8 | 5 |
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 5 | MAX | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| BIG BLUE | 1988 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 8 | ROM | ||||
| NEW YORK STORIES | 1989 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 26 | HBO | ||||
| LINGUINI INCIDENT | 1992 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 1 | ROM | |||
| NOWHERE TO RUN | 1993 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 26 | TBS | |||
| FLOATING AWAY | 1998 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 1 | LIFE | |||
| TRADING FAVORS | 1998 | NR | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 10 | MAX | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 27 | TMC | |||
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 31 | MAX | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| LOVE STINKS | 1999 | R | TYRABANKS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LIFE SIZE | 2000 | TYRABANKS | 5 | ABC | ||||
| CONTEMPT | 1963 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 28 | IFC | ||||
| DEAR BRIGITTE | 1965 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 20 | FXM | ||||
| HARRY&SON | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 25 | MAX | |||
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 28 | STZ | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| THIS BOY'S LIFE | 1993 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 17 | TNT | |||
| MERCY | 1999 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 23 | HBO | |||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | ELLENBARKIN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | 28 | HBO/SHO | |||
| COWBOY AND MOVIE STAR | 1998 | NR | PRISCILLABARNES | 30 | FAM | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | DREWBARRYMORE | 19 | COM | ||||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 8 |
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 3 | ENC | |||
| HOME FRIES | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | MAX | |||
| EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY | 1998 | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | MAX | ||||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 23 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 28 | ROM | |||
| NINE 1/2 WEEKS | 1986 | R | KIMBASINGER | 31 | MAX | boring, but if you dig Kim who cares? | 1 | 8 |
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 31 | HBO | |||
| MARRYING MAN | 1991 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 26 | WGN | |||
| GETAWAY | 1994 | R | KIMBASINGER | 28 | HBO | Alec Baldwin co stars in this tale of cons & doublecrosses. | 6 | 8 |
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| SHOOTING FISH | 1997 | PG | KATEBECKINSALE | 4 | MAX | |||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | KATEBECKINSALE | 28 | TMC | ||||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | KATEBECKINSALE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS | 1970 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | 26 | TMC | |||
| VIOLETS ARE BLUE | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 31 | MAX | |||
| BOY WHO COULD FLY | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 1 | DIS | |||
| PRESUMED INNOCENT | 1990 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 15 | LIFE | |||
| JUDICIAL CONSENT | 1994 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 25 | MAX | |||
| LEGACY OF SIN: THE WILLIAM COIT STORY | 1995 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 17 | HBO | ||||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHBERKELEY | 31 | SUND | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | 8 | CBS | |||
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 8 | TNT | |||
| BULWORTH | 1998 | HALLEBERRY | 29 | HBO | ||||
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLEBERRY | 27 | MAX | |||
| CASE FOR LIFE | 1996 | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 13 | LIFE | ||||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| DETECTIVE | 1968 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 29 | FXM/MYST | ||||
| ST. IVES | 1976 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 9 | TNT | |||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 26 | FLIX | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| GREEK TYCOON | 1978 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 31 | ROM | |||
| WHEN TIME RAN OUT | 1980 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 30 | ACTN | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 18 | SHO | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 8 |
| ANNA KARENINA | 1985 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 17 | ROM | |||
| MAID | 1990 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 14 | STZ | ||||
| LEAVE OF ABSENCE | 1994 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 12 | ROM | ||||
| DANGEROUS BEAUTY | 1998 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 29 | HBO | |||
| BABY MONITOR: SOUND OF FEAR | 1997 | NR | JOSIEBISSETT | 11 | USA | |||
| ZAPPED AGAIN | 1990 | NA | LINDABLAIR | 5 | COM | |||
| REPOSSESSED | 1990 | NR | LINDABLAIR | 16 | COM | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 28 | MAX | |||
| ELIZABETH | 1998 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 29 | SHO | |||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | CATEBLANCHETT | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PUSHING TIN | 1999 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 29 | HBO | |||
| FACE TO DIE FOR | '1997 | YASMINEBLEETH | 10 | LIFE | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 26 | TNT | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| working girl tv series | 1990 | SANDRABULLOCK | IN RERUNS | |||||
| VANISHING | 1993 | R | SANDRABULLOCK | 12 | FX | |||
| THING CALLED LOVE | 1993 | NR | SANDRABULLOCK | 16 | USA | |||
| IN LOVE AND WAR | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 25 | TBS | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 26 | HBO | |||
| HOPE FLOATS | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 26 | HBO | |||
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMABUNTON | 29 | HBO | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 30 | EXTR | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 31 | HBO | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 5 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 1 | ENC | If you liked the 70s this movie is for you | 5 | 5 |
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| angel | 1999 | tv | CHARISMACARPENTER | weekly tue 9pm | WB | |||
| JURY DUTY | 1995 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 31 | TNT | If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am. | ||
| NATURAL ENEMY | 1996 | R | TIACARRERE | 1 | HBO | |||
| DOG BOYS | 1997 | R | TIACARRERE | 28 | EXTR | |||
| relic hunter | 1999 | tv | TIACARRERE | WEEKLY SAT 5PM | WGN/WB | |||
| PARADISE | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 29 | ROM | Stranded on a tropical island with Phoebe - hell I volunteer for this shipwreck! | 6 | 10 |
| PRIVATE SCHOOL | 1983 | R | PHOEBECATES | 10 | TBS | |||
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 29 | HBO/TMC | Could Phoebe be any cuter? | 9 | 8 |
| PRINCESS CARABOO | 1994 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 12 | ROM | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | 5 | ENC | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 2 | MAX | I can last a lot longer than 7 minutes Jen - climb on top and give me a try! | ||
| DARK CITY | 1998 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 27 | MYST | |||
| FAR HARBOR | NA | NR | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 28 | SUND | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | MARISACOUGHLAN | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MARISACOUGHLAN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 30 | EXTR | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| FAIR GAME | 1995 | R | CINDYCRAWFORD | 26 | MAX | Fair action movie, but Cindy looks good! | 5 | 8 |
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 26 | TNT | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| LAST GOOD TIME | 1995 | R | OLIVIADABO | 9 | ROM | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 26 | MAX | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 24 | STZ | |||
| POLISH WEDDING | 1998 | CLAIREDANES | 25 | HBO | ||||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 20 | MAX | |||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FIRST LOVE | 1977 | R | BEVERLYDANGELO | 20 | ENC | |||
| COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER | 1980 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 25 | TNT/TCM | |||
| PATERNITY | 1981 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 30 | HBO/SHO | ||||
| TRIAL: THE PRICE OF PASSION | 1992 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 26 | LIFE | ||||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ABC TV - LOCAL | |||||
| MOVING | 1988 | STACEYDASH | 1 | HBO | ||||
| RENAISSANCE MAN | 1994 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 25 | HBO | Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene. | 7 | 10 |
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 27 | MAX | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 6 |
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO COUPLES | 1998 | NR | DANADELANEY | 30 | SHO | |||
| SIRENS | 1999 | DANADELANEY | 1 | |||||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | DANADELANY | 26 | USA | |||
| WIDE AWAKE | 1998 | PG | DANADELANY | 27 | ENC | |||
| RISKY BUSINESS | 1983 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 11 | A&E | Tom Cruise hires a call girl | 4 | 8 |
| TRIP TO BOUNTIFUL | 1985 | PG | REBECCADEMORNAY | 28 | ENC | |||
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 29 | MAX/STZ | |||
| CON | 1997 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 19 | USA | |||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | 10 | FX | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| BLUE VELVET | 1986 | R | LAURADERN | 25 | IFC | This movie is BEYOND stupid. The hell I endure to ogle a babe or two. | 0 | 6 |
| SMOOTH TALK | 1986 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 28 | FLIX | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| RAMBLING ROSE | 1991 | R | LAURADERN | 16 | SHO | Laura Dern teaches an underage boy all about the wonders of sex. | 7 | 10 |
| DOWN CAME A BLACKBIRD | 1995 | R | LAURADERN | 23 | STZ | |||
| BABY DANCE | 1998 | NR | LAURADERN | 23 | LIFE | |||
| OCTOBER SKY | 1999 | PG | LAURADERN | 24 | STZ | |||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 16 | COM | |||
| THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 25 | HBO | |||
| RIO BRAVO | 1959 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 11 | AMC | |||
| OCEAN'S 11 | 1960 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 13 | AMC | ||||
| SINS OF RACHEL CADE | 1961 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 29 | LOVE | ||||
| LAST CHALLENGE | 1967 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 31 | WSTN | ||||
| DRESSED TO KILL | 1980 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 4 | FX | |||
| TREACHEROUS CROSSING | 1992 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 18 | WGN | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| SPIES LIKE US | 1985 | PG | DONNADIXON | 15 | TNT | |||
| COUCH TRIP | 1988 | DONNADIXON | 21 | COM | ||||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMIDOLENZ | 17 | MAX | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| NORTH | 1994 | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | 19 | FAM | ||||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | 29 | CBS | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| GOOD WILL HUNTING | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 24 | ENC/STZ | A janitor at MIT turns out to be the brightest genius there! Robin Williams in one of his unfunny "deep" roles. Women will love this movie. Men will tolerate it. | 7 | 5 |
| HARD RAIN | 1998 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 28 | SHO | |||
| INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1994 | R | KIRSTENDUNST | 28 | MAX | |||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | KIRSTENDUNST | 30 | DIS | ||||
| SMALL SOLDIERS | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 28 | MAX | Cute tale of toys at war. Kirsten plays a major piece of jailbait, as always - and boy does she look tasty bound n gagged! | 8 | 8 |
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | Guess where I'd like to stick mine? I'll give you a hint: open wide, Kirsten, and say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" | ||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| outer limits - one episode | 2000 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| e.r. - 2 episodes | NA | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | ||||
| ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN 2 | 1996 | G | SHEENAEASTON | 26 | DIS | |||
| baywatch | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| BLOWN AWAY | 1992 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 10 | HBO | Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties. | 4 | 10 |
| FREQUENT FLYER | 1996 | NICOLEEGGERT | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| charles in charge | TV | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years | 3 | 10 |
| BEVERLY HILLS COP | 1984 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 5 | USA | A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down. | 9 | 6 |
| MONTE CARLO | 1986 | LISAEILBACHER | 4 | ROM | ||||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND HUMAN | 1999 | R | CARMENELECTRA | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| baywatch | TV | ERIKAELENIAK | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| CHASERS | 1994 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 10 | TNT | Funny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back! | 9 | 10 |
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 31 | COM | |||
| PANDORA PROJECT | 1998 | ERIKAELENIAK | 10 | MAX | ||||
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 31 | COM | |||
| ANOTHER 91/2 WEEKS | NA | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 18 | TMC | |||
| SEDUCTION | 1982 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 29 | TBS | ||||
| LOGAN'S RUN | 1976 | PG | FARRAHFAWCETT | 17 | TCM | |||
| POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL - THE BARBARA HUTTON STORY | 1986 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 5 | ROM | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| HOOPER | 1978 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 24 | HBO | |||
| BACK ROADS | 1981 | R | SALLYFIELD | 9 | HBO | |||
| ABSENCE OF MALICE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 14 | USA | |||
| PUNCHLINE | 1988 | R | SALLYFIELD | 26 | TNT | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 7 | TBS | |||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | SALLYFIELD | 8 | WGN | ||||
| SHAMPOO | 1975 | CARRIEFISHER | 20 | USA | ||||
| STAR WARS | 1977 | PG | CARRIEFISHER | 14 | TBS | Sci fi heaven. Carrie plays Princess Lay-her. | 9 | 9 |
| MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE | 1985 | CARRIEFISHER | 21 | MAX | ||||
| LIBERTY | 1988 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | 27 | TRUE | |||
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | 29 | MAX/SHO/STZ | |||
| MILK AND MONEY | 1997 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 31 | ROM | ||||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 16 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| SCANDAL | 1989 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 10 | ENC | |||
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 9 | TBS | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | 26 | SUND | |||
| SIMPLE PLAN | 1998 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 25 | SHO | |||
| LAKE PLACID | 1999 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ABANDONED AND DECEIVED | 1995 | FARRAHFORKE | 13 | LIF | ||||
| BASIL | 1997 | CLAIREFORLANI | 6 | ROM | ||||
| MEET JOE BLACK | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREFORLANI | 3 | STZ | Cute story of death needing a vacation - Claire looks fabulous - movie is a bit too long | 9 | 10 |
| NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA | 1972 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 22 | DIS | |||
| CANDLESHOE | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 29 | MYST | |||
| STEALING HOME | 1988 | NA | JODIEFOSTER | 30 | STZ | |||
| SILENCE OF LAMBS | 1991 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 25 | LIFE | Riveting serial killer hunt story. | 9 | 9 |
| LITTLE MAN TATE | 1991 | NR | JODIEFOSTER | 30 | ROM | |||
| NELL | 1994 | JODIEFOSTER | 26 | FAM | ||||
| CONTACT | 1997 | PG | JODIEFOSTER | 18 | TNT | Slow moving, but inspiring! | 8 | 5 |
| BETTER OFF DEAD | 1985 | DIANEFRANKLIN | 25 | COM | ||||
| YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN | 1974 | PG | TERIGARR | 29 | WAM/SHO | |||
| OH, GOD! | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 31 | HBO | Cute movie - George Burns plays God, trying to convince John Denver that he is indeed the almighty, and John in turn tries to convince the rest of the planet to clean up its act because God said so. Added bonus: Teri looks wonderful in a nightie! | 8 | 10 |
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 27 | ENC/TMC | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| BLACK STALLION | 1979 | G | TERIGARR | 14 | TCM | |||
| MR. MOM | 1983 | PG | TERIGARR | 28 | ENC | Michael Keaton steals the show as a stay-at-home dad - a very amusing comedy! | 9 | 4 |
| MIRACLES | 1986 | TERIGARR | 26 | A&E | ||||
| LET IT RIDE | 1989 | TERIGARR | 30 | MAX | How can I not love a horse racing movie? | 6 | 5 | |
| MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD | 1992 | TERIGARR | 24 | TNT | ||||
| FUGITIVE NIGHTS | 1993 | TERIGARR | 31 | ACTN | ||||
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1996 | TERIGARR | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | TERIGARR | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LIES OF THE HEART: THE STORY OF LAURIE KELLOGG | 1994 | NR | JENNIEGARTH | 21 | TRUE | |||
| POWER 98 | 1995 | R | JENNIEGARTH | 3 | MAX | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 31 | TMC | |||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | REBECCAGAYHEART | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 30 | EXTR | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | 23 | HBO | |||
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | LAURA SANGIACOMO | 14 | TBS | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| Growing Pains | TRACEYGOLD | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 10 | |||
| DETECTIVE SCHOOL DROPOUTS | 1986 | PG | VALERIAGOLINO | 26 | MYST | |||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 18 | TBS | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| HOT SHOTS | 1991 | PG13 | VALERIAGOLINO | 28 | FXM | |||
| LICENSE TO DRIVE | 1988 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 28 | FXM/ENC | ||||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 28 | HBO | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 5 | ENC | |||
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 30 | MAX | Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day. | 6 | 10 |
| AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BOWFINGER | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 21 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFERGREY | 31 | ROM | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| NIGHT MOVES | 1975 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 10 | A&E | ||||
| UNDERGROUND ACES | 1980 | PG | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 27 | SHO | |||
| SOMETHING WILD | 1986 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 5 | A&E | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 5 | USA | |||
| WOMEN AND MEN: STORIES OF SEDUCTION | 1990 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 5 | ROM | |||
| SHINING THROUGH | 1992 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 26 | LIFE | |||
| NOBODY'S FOOL | 1994 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 29 | HBO | ||||
| MILK MONEY | 1994 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 28 | HBO | Cute tail of son fixing up daddy | 6 | 8 |
| LOLITA | 1997 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 28 | SHO | Whether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy! | 9 | 1 |
| ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE | 1998 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 30 | MAX | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| AND THE SEA WILL TELL | 1991 | NR | DEIDREHALL | 18 | LIFE | |||
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 30 | DIS | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| WALL STREET | 1987 | DARYLHANNAH | 29 | FXM/ENC | Short DELL, AOL & MICROSOFT! | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 7 | TBS | |||
| GRUMPY OLD MEN | 1993 | DARYLHANNAH | 31 | HBO | ||||
| TIE THAT BINDS | 1995 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 27 | TMC | |||
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 31 | SUND | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| GINGERBREAD MAN | 1998 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 30 | SHO | |||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO FAMILIES | 1998 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 26 | SHO | |||
| AMERICAN PIE | 1999 | R | ALYSONHANNIGAN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | ALYSONHANNIGAN | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| TWISTED DESIRE | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | 23 | TNT | ||||
| SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | 4 | FAM | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 | |
| RIGHT CONNECTIONS | 1997 | PG | MELISSA JOANHART | 28 | SHO | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOANHART | 31 | MAX | ||||
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| Knot's Landing | LISAHARTMAN | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| FIRE: TRAPPED ON THE 37TH FLOOR | 1991 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | 20 | TRUE | |||
| SOMEONE ELSE'S CHILD | 1994 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | 11 | LIFE | |||
| HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON | 1996 | LISAHARTMAN | 27 | LIFE | ||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| TANGO & CASH | 1989 | R | TERIHATCHER | 26 | LIFE | Sylvester Stallone & Kurt Russell fight over Teri Hatcher's ass. Teri is AMAZING in her nightclub scene. | 5 | 10 |
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | TERIHATCHER | 8 | WGN | ||||
| STRAIGHT TALK | 1992 | TERIHATCHER | 21 | WGN | ||||
| TOMORROW NEVER DIES | 1997 | PG13 | TERIHATCHER | 29 | EXTR | Teri Hatcher plays a great Bond babe, and Pierce Brosnan is an awesome Bond! | 8 | 9 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| CACTUS FLOWER | 1969 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 15 | MAX | |||
| DOLLARS$ | 1972 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 8 | SHO | |||
| BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE | 1972 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 26 | HBO | |||
| SHAMPOO | 1975 | GOLDIEHAWN | 20 | USA | ||||
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 29 | MAX | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 19 | TBS | |||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 28 | MAX | |||
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 31 | HBO | |||
| WILDCATS | 1986 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 19 | TNT | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 18 | TNT | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 26 | USA | |||
| DEATH BECOMES HER | 1992 | PG13 | GOLDIEHAWN | 19 | USA | Cute fountain of youth fable. | 7 | 5 |
| FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 8 | CBS | |||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 26 | SHO | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 1 | ENC | If you liked the 70s this movie is for you | 5 | 8 |
| WILD WILD WEST | 1999 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | MARILUHENNER | 26 | ENC | ||||
| CHAINS OF GOLD | 1991 | R | MARILUHENNER | 31 | TMC | |||
| STANDOFF | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 28 | STZ | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 28 | EXTR | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 27 | MAX | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 31 | MAX | ||||
| time of your life | 1999 | tv | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEEKLY MON 8PM | FOX | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED | 1986 | CATHERINEHICKS | 7 | TBS | ||||
| LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON | 1987 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 28 | COM | |||
| CHILD'S PLAY | 1988 | CATHERINEHICKS | 30 | TBS | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| FUGITIVE AMONG US | 1992 | LAURENHOLLY | 6 | LIFE | ||||
| NO LOOKING BACK | 1998 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 31 | SHO | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | KATIEHOLMES | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| WAITING TO EXHALE | 1995 | NA | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 25 | MAX | |||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | KATEHUDSON | 31 | SHO | |||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | HELENHUNT | 29 | COM | ||||
| PROJECT X | 1987 | PG | HELENHUNT | 25 | FAM | Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! - tale of government exploitation of monkeys with Matthew Broderick & Helen as the good guys. | 10 | 9 |
| NEXT OF KIN | 1989 | R | HELENHUNT | 30 | HBO | |||
| AS GOOD AS IT GETS | 1997 | PG13 | HELENHUNT | 26 | TMC | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | 31 | HBO | |||
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 30 | MAX | |||
| BROADCAST NEWS | 1987 | HOLLYHUNTER | 29 | FXM | ||||
| ALWAYS | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 24 | USA | |||
| ONCE AROUND | 1990 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 26 | TMC | |||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 23 | HBO | Edgy | 8 | 4 |
| PIANO | ;1993 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 22 | ENC | |||
| PASSENGER 57 | 1992 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 26 | CBS | Terrorists hikack an airline. Liz is delicious. | 6 | 10 |
| NIGHTSCARE | 1994 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 27 | EXTR | |||
| PERMANENT MIDNIGHT | 1998 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 18 | SHO | |||
| MIAMI HUSTLE | 1996 | R | KATHYIRELAND | 28 | EXTR | Who needs a plot when you have Kathy? | 1 | 8 |
| MANNY AND LO | 1996 | R | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | 29 | IFC | |||
| HORSE WHISPERER | 1998 | PG | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | 30 | STZ | |||
| SUSIE Q | 1996 | PG | AMY JOJOHNSON | 31 | DIS | |||
| ICE CASTLES | 1979 | PG | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | 10 | TBS | |||
| DRIVING ME CRAZY | 1991 | PG | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 25 | FLIX | |||
| DONOR | 1995 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 20 | TMC/EXTR | |||
| MOVING TARGET | 1996 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 27 | ACTN | |||
| GIA | 1998 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 31 | HBO | |||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 27 | TMC | |||
| ENTRAPMENT | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HAUNTING | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 23 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| AMERICAN ANTHEM | 1986 | PG13 | JANETJONES | 29 | ENC | |||
| DONNIE BRASCO | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 12 | NBC | |||
| LOCUSTS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 16 | MAX | |||
| DOWNHILL WILLIE | 1996 | PG13 | STACIKEANAN | 7 | USA | Goes downhill fast. | 0 | 6 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS | 1986 | PATSYKENSIT | 14 | TRIO | ||||
| Growing Pains | JOANNA KERNS | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 7 | |||
| SISTERS | 1973 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 17 | IFC | |||
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 19 | TNT | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| SOME KIND OF HERO | 1982 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 22 | TNT | |||
| SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE | 1987 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 26 | WGN | Superman saves the world | 2 | 5 |
| BEANSTALK | 1994 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | 20 | HBO | |||
| PLANET OF JUNIOR BROWN | 1997 | MARGOTKIDDER | 27 | SHO | ||||
| SILENT CRADLE | 1998 | MARGOTKIDDER | 17 | LIFE | ||||
| FAR AND AWAY | 1992 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 26 | USA | |||
| TO DIE FOR | 1995 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 19 | USA | Nicole will do ANYTHING To get to the top in TV journalism. | 7 | 10 |
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 26 | HBO | |||
| DAYS OF THUNDER | NA | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 12 | TBS | |||
| MARIA'S LOVERS | 1985 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 1 | ENC | |||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 29 | CBS | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| SAVIOR | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 23 | HBO | |||
| LITTLE BOY BLUE | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 14 | MAX | |||
| STORM IN SUMMER | 2000 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 20 | SHO | ||||
| LITTLE GHOST | 1997 | G | SALLYKIRKLAND | 31 | HBO | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | LISAKUDROW | 29 | SHO | |||
| CLOCKWATCHERS | 1998 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 30 | MAX | |||
| ANALYZE THIS | 1999 | R | LISAKUDROW | 30 | HBO | |||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 7 | ROM | |||
| HAUNTING OF LISA | 1996 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 27 | LIFE | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| LITTLE ROMANCE | 1979 | PG | DIANELANE | 16 | MAX | |||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | DIANELANE | 27 | ENC | ||||
| COTTON CLUB | 1984 | R | DIANELANE | 22 | HBO | |||
| GUNSHY | 1998 | R | DIANELANE | 31 | MAX | |||
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICALANGE | 30 | HBO | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| ALL THAT JAZZ | 1979 | NR | JESSICALANGE | 4 | BRAVO | |||
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 27 | HBO | |||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JESSICALANGE | 25 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 5 |
| NIGHT AND THE CITY | 1992 | JESSICALANGE | 29 | ENC | ||||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JESSICALANGE | 13 | ENC | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 30 | FLIX | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | 26 | HBO | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 29 | HBO | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | 11 | SCIFI | ||||
| HARD BOUNTY | 1995 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 5 | TMC | |||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 31 | MAX | |||
| HITCHER | 1986 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 18 | FX | ||||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | NA | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 27 | ACTN/FLIX | |||
| RUSH | 1991 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 8 | SHO | |||
| CROOKED HEARTS | 1991 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 18 | ROM | ||||
| HUDSUCKER PROXY | 1994 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 2 | TNT | |||
| DOLORES CLAIBORNE | 1995 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 12 | TNT | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 13 | ENC | |||
| WASHINGTON SQUARE | 1997 | PG | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 25 | LOV | |||
| DEEP IMPACT | 1998 | PG13 | TEALEONI | 28 | TMC | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 27 | MAX | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| TRIPWIRE | 1990 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 22 | SHO | |||
| DECOY | 1995 | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 22 | TNT | ||||
| MEN OF WAR | 1995 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 1 | MAX | |||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 25 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 8 |
| NATURAL BORN KILLERS | 1994 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 26 | FX | Really tough to watch - very negative movie. | 2 | 2 |
| EVENING STAR | 1996 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 21 | HBO | |||
| SOME GIRLS | 1998 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 1 | MAX | |||
| RICH MEN, SINGLE WOMEN | 1989 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 21 | LIFE | ||||
| BODY LANGUAGE | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 19 | HBO | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | 31 | STZ | |||
| LIFE SIZE | 2000 | LINDSAYLOHAN | 5 | ABC | ||||
| CAVEMAN | 1981 | SHELLEYLONG | 26 | TBS | ||||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHELLEYLONG | 19 | COM | ||||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| UTURN | 1997 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 31 | TMC | |||
| OUT OF SIGHT | 1998 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 22 | STZ | |||
| BRIDE IN BLACK | 1990 | SUSANLUCCI | 10 | LIFE | ||||
| profiler | 1999 | tv | JAMIELUNER | WEEKLY SAT 10PM | NBC | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| Just The Ten Of Us | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | 7 | 10 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| LOLITA | 1962 | NR | SUELYON | 3 | TCM | |||
| KRIPPENDORF'S TRIBE | 1998 | PG13 | NATASHALYONNE | 17 | STZ | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 26 | TMC | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES | 1984 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 27 | HBO | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 11 | WGN | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 7 |
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 31 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 5 |
| FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 30 | SHO | |||
| END OF VIOLENCE | 1997 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 25 | SHO | |||
| SHADRACH | 1998 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 18 | MAX | ||||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | 5 | MAX | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | 19 | TBS | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 18 | SHO | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| ELECTRIC DREAMS | 1984 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 16 | STZ | Guy loves girl, but computer loves guy! A really cute movie - and proof that Virginia can get even a PC drive overly hard. | 10 | 8 | |
| MR. NORTH | 1988 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 19 | ROM | ||||
| HOT TO TROT | 1988 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 20 | HBO | I refuse to pan a horse movie, but I'd rather saddle up Virginia any day! | 6 | 7 |
| PROPHECY | 1995 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 26 | MYST | |||
| AMBUSHED | 1998 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 28 | MAX | |||
| POCKETFUL OF MIRACLES | 1961 | ANNMARGRET | 19 | TCM | ||||
| PLEASURE SEEKERS | 1965 | ANNMARGRET | 30 | FXM | ||||
| FIFTYTWO PICK-UP | 1986 | ANNMARGRET | 22 | TBS | Good blackmail plot. | 6 | 3 | |
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | KELLIEMARTIN | 4 | LIFE | ||||
| HER HIDDEN TRUTH | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| FACE ON THE MILK CARTON | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 12 | FAM | ||||
| HIDDEN IN SILENCE | 1996 | KELLIEMARTIN | 29 | LIFE | ||||
| OUR TIME | 1974 | PG | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | 25 | LOVE | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 26 | COM | ||||
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 11 | ROM/TBS | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| MR. NORTH | 1988 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 19 | ROM | ||||
| IMMEDIATE FAMILY | 1989 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 30 | HBO/LOVE/FLIX | |||
| MARRIED TO IT | 1991 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 21 | ROM | |||
| FRIED GREEN TOMATOES | 1991 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 11 | USA | ||||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 31 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| DIGGING TO CHINA | 1998 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 28 | HBO | |||
| IN HER DEFENSE | 1998 | MARLEEMATLIN | 28 | MAX | ||||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| LEWIS & CLARK & GEORGE | 1997 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 24 | HBO | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| SIDEKICKS | 1993 | DANICAMCKELLAR | 21 | TNT | ||||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| SIRENS | 1994 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 1 | BRAVO | |||
| IF LUCY FELL | 1996 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 24 | FLIX | |||
| will and grace | 1999 | tv | DEBRAMESSING | WEEKLY TUE | NBC | |||
| COMMANDO | 1985 | ALYSSAMILANO | 27 | ENC | ||||
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | ABC | Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie! | 2 | 9 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| FRESHMAN | 1990 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 5 | WGN | Hysterical tale of blackmarket gourmet delights. | 10 | 5 |
| CARLITO'S WAY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 25 | USA | |||
| Knot's Landing | DONNAMILLS | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| HANGING BY A THREAD | 1979 | DONNAMILLS | 25 | ACTN | ||||
| LADY FORGETS | 1989 | DONNAMILLS | 7 | LIFE | ||||
| DANGEROUS INTENTIONS | 1995 | DONNAMILLS | 21 | LIFE | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 29 | STZ | |||
| NOTHING BUT TROUBLE | 1991 | DEMIMOORE | 30 | MAX | Nothing but boring. | 0 | 1 | |
| FEW GOOD MEN | 1992 | R | DEMIMOORE | 31 | FLIX | |||
| SCARLET LETTER | 1995 | R | DEMIMOORE | 31 | SHO | |||
| IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | 25 | HBO | |||
| VANYA ON 42ND STREET | 1994 | PG | JULIANNEMOORE | 31 | SHO | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 28 | HBO | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| BIG LEBOWSKI | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 19 | TMC | |||
| CHICAGO CAB | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 29 | TMC | |||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | JULIANNEMOORE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | 26 | SHO | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 19 | TBS | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS | 1998 | PG13 | JACQUELINEOBRADORS | 3 | STZ | Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho. | 8 | 10 |
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| GREAT EXPECTATIONS | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 31 | MAX | |||
| SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 18 | STZ | |||
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 31 | HBO | Predictable tale of adultery and revenge. | 3 | 7 |
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 25 | TMC | |||
| HURLYBURLY | 1998 | R | ANNAPAQUIN | 31 | STZ | |||
| PIANO | ;1993 | R | ANNAPAQUIN | 22 | ENC | |||
| GOING FOR THE GOLD: THE BILL JOHNSON STORY | 1985 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 27 | TRUE | ||||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 29 | COM | ||||
| HONEYMOON IN VEGAS | 1992 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 19 | TBS | A really cute, enjoyable flick. Pull the yellow cord if you enjoyed it - no wait, the red one! | 9 | 9 |
| HOCUS POCUS | 1993 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 24 | DIS | Sarah casts her spell - she can ride my broom any day! | 7 | 7 |
| ED WOOD | 1994 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 22 | MAX | |||
| IF LUCY FELL | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 24 | FLIX | |||
| FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 8 | CBS | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 28 | TBS | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 4 |
| sex and the city | 1998 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | weekly series | HBO | ||||
| DUDLEY D0-RIGHT | 1999 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| IMPROPER CONDUCT | 1994 | NR | NIAPEEPLES | 2 | LIFE | |||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | NIAPEEPLES | 30 | DIS | ||||
| NIGHT ON EARTH | 1991 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 20 | IFC | If you sit through this one you are stronger than I am. | 0 | 0 |
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 25 | ROM | |||
| SOMEBODY TO LOVE | 1994 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 21 | SHO | |||
| JERK | 1979 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 26 | TBS | ||||
| ANNIE | 1982 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | 31 | HBO | |||
| PINK CADILLAC | 1989 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 31 | HBO/TMC | ||||
| FATAL CHARM | 1992 | R | AMANDAPETERSON | 17 | SHO | |||
| HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS | 1980 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 29 | MAX | |||
| INTO THE NIGHT | 1985 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 23 | FX | |||
| LADYHAWKE | 1985 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | USA | |||
| SWEET LIBERTY | 1986 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 15 | FX | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | COM | ||||
| MARRIED TO THE MOB | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 4 | COM | |||
| FABULOUS BAKER BOYS | 1989 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 11 | USA | |||
| RUSSIA HOUSE | 1990 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 5 | WGN | |||
| LOVE FIELD | 1992 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 3 | TRIO | ||||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 13 | ENC | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 16 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CADDYSHACK II | 1988 | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 28 | STZ | ||||
| DIFFERENT STROKES: STORY OF JACK AND JILL... AND JILL | 1997 | R | DANAPLATO | 21 | MAX | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| HER ALIBI | 1989 | PAULINAPORISKOVA | 31 | HBO/STZ | ||||
| PROFESSIONAL | 1994 | NR | NATALIEPORTMAN | 12 | USA | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 28 | TBS | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 5 |
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD | 1988 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 25 | SHO | ||||
| NAKED GUN 331/3: THE FINAL INSULT | 1994 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 30 | HBO | ||||
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 23 | COM | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 12 | SCIFI | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| FIFTYTWO PICK-UP | 1986 | KELLYPRESTON | 22 | TBS | Good blackmail plot. | 6 | 6 | |
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 19 | MAX | |||
| RUN | 1991 | KELLYPRESTON | 25 | WGN | ||||
| JACK FROST | 1998 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 26 | HBO | |||
| HOLY MAN | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYPRESTON | 30 | STZ | |||
| DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER | 1991 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 4 | LIFE | ||||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| AMERICAN PIE | 1999 | R | TARAREID | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 29 | SHO | |||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 31 | SHO | |||
| SPACED INVADERS | 1990 | PG | ARIANARICHARDS | 22 | MAX | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 31 | HBO | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 10 |
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | DENISERICHARDS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1978 | G | KIMRICHARDS | 5 | DIS | |||
| MEATBALLS PART II | 1984 | PG | KIMRICHARDS | 29 | MAX | Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great! | 0 | 8 |
| chips - 1 episode | NA | NR | KIMRICHARDS | IN RERUNS | Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim? | 1 | 8 | |
| SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE | 1983 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 6 | MAX | |||
| SIXTEEN CANDLES | 1984 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 11 | TBS | |||
| PRETTY IN PINK | 1986 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 11 | TBS | |||
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 31 | MAX | |||
| FRESH HORSES | 1988 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 30 | STZ | As long as the fillies are fresh! | ||
| BETSY'S WEDDING | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 29 | MAX | |||
| WOMEN AND MEN: STORIES OF SEDUCTION | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 5 | ROM | |||
| MALICIOUS | 1995 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 3 | FX | ||||
| OFFICE KILLER | 1997 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 29 | STZ | ||||
| REQUIEM FOR MURDER | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 23 | TMC | ||||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 7 | TBS | |||
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 14 | TBS | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY | 1991 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 12 | WGN | |||
| MARY REILLY | 1996 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 17 | SHO | |||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 29 | SHO | |||
| RUNAWAY BRIDE | 1999 | PG | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NOTTING HILL | 1999 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| VIEW TO KILL | 1985 | TANYAROBERTS | 12 | TBS | James Bond movies are always cool, but GEEZ Roger Moore is getting OLD! | 6 | 5 | |
| SINS OF DESIRE | 1992 | R | TANYAROBERTS | 20 | SHO | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| DESPERATE HOURS | 1990 | MIMIROGERS | 11 | TBS/WGN | ||||
| MONKEY TROUBLE | 1994 | MIMIROGERS | 19 | TNT | ||||
| TRICKS | 1997 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 19 | TMC | |||
| WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION | 1997 | R | MIMIROGERS | 30 | HBO | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 5 | ENC | |||
| BLOODLINES: MURDER IN THE FAMILY | NA | NR | MIMIROGERS | 30 | TRUE | |||
| LOTTERY | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | 30 | LIFE | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| star trek voyager | 1999 | JERIRYAN | WEEKLY LOCAL | WB | ||||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 12 | COM | |||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | 11 | TNT | |||
| INNERSPACE | 1987 | NR | MEGRYAN | 7 | USA | Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space! | 7 | 8 |
| PRESIDIO | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 11 | TBS | |||
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | 31 | HBO | |||
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 29 | HBO | |||
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | MEGRYAN | 30 | MAX | ||||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | WINONARYDER | 27 | FX | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 26 | TNT | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| EDWARD SCISSORHANDS | 1990 | NR | WINONARYDER | 19 | TBS/WGN | Strangely entertaining | 7 | 7 |
| NIGHT ON EARTH | 1991 | R | WINONARYDER | 20 | IFC | If you sit through this one you are stronger than I am. | 0 | 0 |
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | 26 | LOVE | |||
| BOYS | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 28 | MYST | |||
| CRUCIBLE | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 26 | LIFE | |||
| SHADOW OF A STRANGER | 1992 | EMMASAMMS | 21 | LIFE | ||||
| ROBIN COOK'S HARMFUL INTENT | 1993 | EMMASAMMS | 28 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 11 | WGN | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 9 |
| QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER | 1990 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 30 | TBS/EXTR | |||
| ONCE AROUND | 1990 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 26 | TMC | |||
| EAT YOUR HEART OUT | 1997 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 23 | MAX | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 21 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| LOVIN' MOLLY | 1974 | SUSANSARANDON | 21 | FLIX/ENC | ||||
| ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW | 1975 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | 25 | WGN | |||
| KING OF THE GYPSIES | 1978 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 7 | TNT | |||
| SOMETHING SHORT OF PARADISE | 1979 | SUSANSARANDON | 21 | SHO | ||||
| BUDDY SYSTEM | 1984 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | ROM | |||
| COMPROMISING POSITIONS | 1985 | NA | SUSANSARANDON | 28 | HBO | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | COM | ||||
| WHITE PALACE | 1990 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | 16 | TNT | |||
| THELMA & LOUISE | 1991 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 11 | TBS | |||
| SAFE PASSAGE | 1994 | SUSANSARANDON | 16 | TNT | ||||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 29 | SHO | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 27 | EXTR | |||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| hotel | CONNIESELLECCA | IN RERUNS | ||||||
| MIRACLE LANDING | 1990 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 29 | LIFE | |||
| HOUSE OF SECRETS AND LIES | 1992 | CONNIESELLECCA | 5 | LIFE | ||||
| DANGEROUS AFFAIR | 1994 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 3 | LIFE | |||
| DOOMSDAY ROCK | 1997 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 25 | FAM | |||
| NO HOLDS BARRED | 1989 | JOANSEVERANCE | 10 | WGN | ||||
| SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL | 1989 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 30 | FLIX/MAX | |||
| ILLICIT BEHAVIOR | 1992 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 31 | SHO | |||
| FREQUENT FLYER | 1996 | JOANSEVERANCE | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 20 | MAX | |||
| WHITE RAVEN | 1998 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 31 | HBO | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| KIDS | 1995 | NR | CHLOESEVIGNY | 26 | MAX | |||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | CHLOESEVIGNY | 28 | TMC | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| FOUR FEATHERS | 1978 | JANESEYMOUR | 29 | ROM | ||||
| SUN ALSO RISES | 1984 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 19 | ROM | |||
| WOMAN HE LOVED | 1988 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 21 | ROM | |||
| TUNNEL | 1989 | R | JANESEYMOUR | 28 | LOVE | |||
| WARGAMES | 1983 | ALLYSHEEDY | 17 | TBS | Matthew Broderick has to save the world from a computer wargame turned real. | 9 | 5 | |
| OXFORD BLUES | 1984 | PG13 | ALLYSHEEDY | 31 | HBO | |||
| TATTLE TALE | 1993 | PG | ALLYSHEEDY | 23 | LOVE | |||
| BURIED ALIVE II | 1997 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 11 | USA | |||
| MACON COUNTY JAIL | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 24 | MAX/TMC | |||
| HIGH ART | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 29 | HBO | |||
| HEARTBREAK KID | 1972 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 18 | ROM | ||||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 12 | COM | |||
| TEXASVILLE | 1990 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 19 | WGN | ||||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 13 | ROM | |||
| RUNNING WILD | 1995 | PG | BROOKESHIELDS | 30 | LOVE | |||
| KARATE KID | 1984 | PG | ELISABETHSHUE | 20 | MAX | |||
| COCKTAIL | 1988 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 28 | MAX | Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me. | 1 | 8 |
| MARRYING MAN | 1991 | NR | ELISABETHSHUE | 26 | WGN | |||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | ELISABETHSHUE | 8 | WGN | ||||
| TWENTY BUCKS | 1993 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 22 | BRAVO | |||
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | 4 | ROM | ||||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 26 | HBO | |||
| PALMETTO | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 31 | TMC | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 27 | MAX | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 9 |
| BLAST FROM THE PAST | 1999 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 4 | STZ | |||
| RUTHLESS PEOPLE | 1986 | R | HELENSLATER | 30 | HBO | Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler. | 9 | 4 |
| CITY SLICKERS | 1991 | HELENSLATER | 4 | TBS | ||||
| CHANTILLY LACE | 1993 | HELENSLATER | 18 | LIFE | ||||
| HOUSE IN THE HILLS | 1993 | HELENSLATER | 29 | EXTR | ||||
| NO WAY BACK | 1996 | R | HELENSLATER | 31 | HBO | |||
| LYING EYES | ALLISONSMITH | 31 | LIFE | Allison plays a bad girl - a real stretch! | 4 | 6 | ||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1995 | R | ALLISONSMITH | 2 | COM | |||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| west wing | 1999 | ALLISONSMITH | Premiere Episode | NBC | I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed. | 0 | 1 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 27 | FX | |||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 24 | MAX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| NAVIGATING THE HEART | JACLYNSMITH | 12 | LIFE | |||||
| SIDNEY SHELDON'S RAGE OF ANGELS | 1983 | JACLYNSMITH | 5 | ROM | ||||
| BOURNE IDENTITY | 1988 | JACLYNSMITH | 31 | MYST | ||||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 23 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| RICH MEN, SINGLE WOMEN | 1989 | SUZANNESOMERS | 21 | LIFE | ||||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| FREE MONEY | 1998 | MIRASORVINO | 29 | STZ | ||||
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | 14 | MAX | |||
| SUMMER OF SAM | 1999 | R | MIRASORVINO | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | TORISPELLING | 4 | LIFE | ||||
| DEADLY PURSUITS | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 12 | LIFE | ||||
| HOUSE OF YES | 1997 | R | TORISPELLING | 29 | LOVE | |||
| PERPETRATORS OF THE CRIME | 1998 | TORISPELLING | 31 | MAX | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| TEN | 1979 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 18 | HBO | |||
| MUTUAL NEEDS | 1997 | DEE WALLACESTONE | 15 | HBO | ||||
| LOVE'S DEADLY TRIANGLE: THE TEXAS CADET MURDER | 1997 | DEE WALLACESTONE | 9 | LIFE | ||||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHARONSTONE | 19 | COM | ||||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 27 | ENC | |||
| TOTAL RECALL | 1990 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 16 | TBS | Vacation on mars for only $1,999! You don't really need air now, do you? | 8 | 7 |
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | 30 | TNT | ||||
| CASINO | 1995 | R | SHARONSTONE | 10 | USA | Longwinded | 4 | 0 |
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 29 | MAX | |||
| MIGHTY | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 4 | STZ | |||
| BLOOD & ORCHIDS | 1986 | MADELEINESTOWE | 30 | TRUE | ||||
| TWO JAKES | 1990 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 30 | FLIX | |||
| CHINA MOON | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 17 | ROM | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 31 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| PROPOSITION | 1998 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 30 | SHO | |||
| GENERAL'S DAUGHTER | 1999 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LOLITA | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 28 | SHO | Whether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy! | 9 | 9 |
| GIRL | 1998 | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 7 | HBO | ||||
| FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC | 1987 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 23 | TNT | |||
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 20 | COM | |||
| BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1992 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 28 | TBS/TNT | How this movie became a series mystifies me | 2 | 8 |
| CHASE | 1994 | KRISTYSWANSON | 24 | COM | Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun. | 8 | 8 | |
| GETTING IN | 1994 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 3 | COM | |||
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 8 | COM | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| SUPREME SANCTION | 1998 | KRISTYSWANSON | 25 | MAX | ||||
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| BIG DADDY | 1999 | PG13 | KRISTYSWANSON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CAMPFIRE TALES | 1996 | R | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 31 | TMC | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 27 | SHO/STZ | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 3 | ENC | |||
| ASTRONAUTS WIFE | 1999 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SWEET DREAMS | 1996 | TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN | 8 | ROM | ||||
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 2: TEXAS BLOOD MONEY | 1999 | R | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | 3 | USA | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| JAWS 3 | 1983 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 16 | TNT | No teeth. | 2 | 1 |
| ALL THE RIGHT MOVES | 1983 | R | LEATHOMPSON | 31 | FXM/ENC | Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE! | 1 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 13 | TBS | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 12 | SCIFI | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | LEATHOMPSON | 11 | ROM/TBS | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| CASUAL SEX? | 1988 | R | LEATHOMPSON | 6 | TNT | Dumb, but Lea looks great lying naked on the beach! | 1 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE II | 1989 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 31 | USA/SCIFI | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 8 | 6 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE III | 1990 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 18 | SCIFI | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 7 | 4 |
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| JOHNNY BE GOOD | 1988 | UMATHURMAN | 22 | FX | ||||
| JENNIFER 8 | 1992 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 8 | USA | |||
| MONTH BY THE LAKE | 1995 | PG | UMATHURMAN | 23 | LOVE | |||
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 26 | MAX | |||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 20 | MAX | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| EQUINOX | 1992 | R | MARISATOMEI | 22 | SUND | |||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 25 | ROM | |||
| PAPER | 1994 | MARISATOMEI | 29 | SHO | ||||
| PEREZ FAMILY | 1995 | MARISATOMEI | 21 | BRAVO | ||||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 26 | TMC | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| WELCOME TO SARAJEVO | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 27 | TRUE | |||
| SANCTUARY | 1997 | NR | KYLIETRAVIS | 29 | MAX | |||
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | 28 | MAX | |||
| AIR AMERICA | 1990 | R | NANCYTRAVIS | 31 | ENC | |||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 18 | COM | |||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | TANYATUCKER | 28 | ROM | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 28 | HBO | |||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 29 | SHO | |||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO FAMILIES | 1998 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 26 | SHO | |||
| NIGHT EYES II | 1991 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 30 | SHO | |||
| NIGHT EYES 3 | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 29 | TMC | |||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 16 | EXTR | |||
| STORMY NIGHTS | 1997 | NR | SHANNONTWEED | 5 | MAX | |||
| POWER PLAY | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 31 | MAX | |||
| NAKED LIES | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 19 | SHO | |||
| ARMAGEDDON | 1998 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 16 | STZ | Better than average tale of mankinds impending doom. | 7 | 6 |
| ONEGIN | 1999 | R | LIVTYLER | 17 | STZ | |||
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | 27 | MAX | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| AND THE SEA WILL TELL | 1991 | NR | RACHELWARD | 18 | LIFE | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | COM | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| ALIEN | 1979 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 13 | ENC/FXM | Will keep you glued to your chair | 9 | 3 |
| DEAL OF THE CENTURY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 30 | COM | |||
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 14 | FXM/ENC | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 5 | USA | |||
| ALIEN 3 | 1992 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | FXM | |||
| DEATH AND THE MAIDEN | 1994 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 18 | BRVO | Cool tormented-becomes-tormentor tale | 9 | 5 |
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 23 | HBO | Edgy | 8 | 8 |
| FANTASTIC VOYAGE | 1966 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 14 | MAX | Wanna see how far special effects have come in the last 3 decades? Check this movie out for an example of the old school - it actually won awards in its era for effects. An enjoyable tale. | 7 | 2 |
| ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. | 1967 | RAQUELWELCH | 26 | TBS | ||||
| BANDOLERO! | 1968 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 25 | ENC | |||
| KANSAS CITY BOMBER | 1972 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 19 | ACTN | |||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | RAQUELWELCH | 29 | FXM | I'm guessinhg Raquel plays Jugs? | |||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | RAQUELWELCH | 24 | MAX | |||
| WILD IN THE COUNTRY | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 31 | FXM | ||||
| BACHELOR FLAT | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 31 | FXM | ||||
| HEARTBREAK HOTEL | 1988 | NR | TUESDAYWELD | 31 | HBO | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| HALLOWEEN:H2O | 1998 | R | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 24 | TMC | |||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DANCE WITH ME | 1998 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 28 | MAX | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF ELMO IN GROUCHLAND | 1999 | G | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 4 | TNT | |||
| TERMS OF ENDEARMENT | 1983 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 31 | TNT/LIFE/TBS | |||
| BETRAYED | 1988 | DEBRAWINGER | 12 | FX | ||||
| SHELTERING SKY | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 23 | STZ | |||
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 27 | TMC | |||
| LEAP OF FAITH | 1992 | NA | DEBRAWINGER | 28 | TRUE | |||
| SHADOWLANDS | 1993 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 26 | USA | |||
| HEAVENLY CREATURES | 1994 | R | KATEWINSLET | 31 | IFC | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | 4 | ROM | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | 30 | MAX | |||
| SOLOMON'S CHOICE | 1992 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 13 | FAM | ||||
| FAR OFF PLACE | 1993 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 23 | MAX | ||||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 27 | SHO/STZ | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 27 | EXTR | |||
| PLEASANTVILLE | 1998 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 4 | STZ | |||
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 23 | HBO | |||
| ELECTION | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 9 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | ALICIAWITT | 31 | TMC | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 25 | HBO | ||||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 12 | COM | |||
| BABY SECRET OF THE LOST LEGEND | 1985 | PG | SEANYOUNG | 31 | STZ | Cute tale of a baby dinosaur. | 7 | 7 |
| BLOOD & ORCHIDS | 1986 | SEANYOUNG | 30 | TRUE | ||||
| BOOST | 1988 | R | SEANYOUNG | 22 | STZ | |||
| COUSINS | 1989 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 29 | HBO | |||
| FIRE BIRDS | 1990 | SEANYOUNG | 26 | TBS | ||||
| FATAL INSTINCT | 1993 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 6 | COM | |||
| INVADER | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | 16 | MAX | ||||
| EXCEPTION TO THE RULE | 1997 | R | SEANYOUNG | 1 | HBO | |||
| OUT OF CONTROL | 1997 | SEANYOUNG | 27 | TMC | ||||
| MEN | 1997 | SEANYOUNG | 16 | HBO | ||||
| COWBOY AND MOVIE STAR | 1998 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 30 | FAM | |||
| WHOLE WIDE WORLD | 1997 | PG | RENEZELLWEGER | 25 | LIFE | |||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 23 | HBO | |||
| DECEIVER | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 26 | EXTR | |||
| GROSS ANATOMY | 1989 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 31 | HBO | |||
| FLY II | 1989 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 16 | FXM | ||||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | IN RERUNS | ABC |
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