| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BUNNY'S TALE | 1985 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 25 | TRUE | |||
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | KIRSTIEALLEY | 25 | TNT | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 1 |
| SIBLING RIVALRY | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 7 | COM | |||
| VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED | 1995 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 30 | STZ | |||
| TOOTHLESS | 1997 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 3 | DIS | ||||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON | 1984 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 30 | MAX/LOVE | Robin Williams is a Russian who defects in bloomingdales | 6 | 8 |
| RUNNING MAN | 1987 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 22 | WGN | Richard Dawson plays an evil game show host (a real stretch) where the stakes are Arnold Schwarzenegger's life. A good action packed flick, and Maria looks great in spandex! | 8 | 6 |
| ACTS OF BETRAYAL | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 22 | MAX | ||||
| BLACKHEART | 1998 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 29 | HBO/SHO | |||
| STORM TROOPER | 1997 | CAROLALT | 26 | SHO | ||||
| TWIST OF FATE | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 28 | MAX/EXTR | ||||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | 24 | HBO | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN | 1998 | PG | LONIANDERSON | 22 | SHO | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 17 | COM | |||
| OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 27 | HBO | |||
| OFFICE SPACE | 1999 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 25 | MAX | |||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | NA | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | 12 | MAX | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 22 | TBS | ||||
| BIG HIT | 1998 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 30 | SHO | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| PARADISE ALLEY | 1978 | ANNEARCHER | 28 | ENC | ||||
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANNEARCHER | 12 | HBO | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 27 | MAX | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| EIGHT MILLION WAYS TO DIE | 1986 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 25 | ACTN | |||
| AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON | 1987 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 12 | TNT | ||||
| NEW YORK STORIES | 1989 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 20 | HBO | ||||
| LINGUINI INCIDENT | 1992 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 22 | ROM | |||
| NOWHERE TO HIDE | 1994 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 18 | LIFE | ||||
| TRADING FAVORS | 1998 | NR | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 14 | MAX | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 30 | SHO | |||
| DINNER AND DRIVING | 1997 | BRIGITTEBAKO | 23 | MAX/STZ | ||||
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| LOVE STINKS | 1999 | R | TYRABANKS | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DEAR BRIGITTE | 1965 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 10 | FMC | ||||
| HARRY&SON | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 26 | HBO | |||
| ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 22 | SCIFI | |||
| SIESTA | 1987 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 26 | SUND | 1 | 10 | |
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 28 | LOVE | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| THIS BOY'S LIFE | 1993 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 15 | TBS | |||
| BAD COMPANY | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 29 | WGN | Predictable, but watchable. | 6 | 7 |
| FAN | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 1 | USA | Robert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste. | 6 | 1 |
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | ELLENBARKIN | 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| E.T. | 1982 | DREWBARRYMORE | 15 | TNT | One of the finest films ever made - little known aside - Drew busted her cherry on that long lit finger of ETs, which is what REALLY caused his finger to light up ion the first place. | 10 | 5 | |
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 27 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 8 |
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 23 | STZ | |||
| EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY | 1998 | DREWBARRYMORE | 23 | MAX | ||||
| HOME FRIES | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 28 | HBO | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 27 | ROM | |||
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 24 | MAX | |||
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 29 | HBO | |||
| COOL WORLD | 1992 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 6 | SCIFI | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 25 | USA | |||
| GETAWAY | 1994 | R | KIMBASINGER | 29 | MAX | Alec Baldwin co stars in this tale of cons & doublecrosses. | 6 | 8 |
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | KATEBECKINSALE | 21 | SUND | ||||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | KATEBECKINSALE | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| VIOLETS ARE BLUE | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 16 | MAX | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 25 | MAX | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| DIE HARD 2 | 1990 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | MAX | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| LEGACY OF SIN: THE WILLIAM COIT STORY | 1995 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 5 | HBO | ||||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHBERKELEY | 23 | TMC | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| WHITE WOLVES II: LEGEND OF THE WILD | 1996 | PG | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | 23 | DIS | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 22 | STZ | |||
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | HALLEBERRY | 23 | LIF | |||
| BULWORTH | 1998 | HALLEBERRY | 26 | MAX | ||||
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLEBERRY | 25 | MAX | |||
| INTRODUCING DOROTHY DANDRIDGE | 1999 | HALLEBERRY | 16 | HBO | ||||
| MURDER OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 7 | LIFE | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| CAPETOWN AFFAIR | 1966 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 26 | MYST | ||||
| SPIRAL STAIRCASE | 1975 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 12 | FAM | |||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 21 | SHO | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| GREEK TYCOON | 1978 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 19 | ROM/AMC | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 21 | FLIX | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 8 |
| LEAVE OF ABSENCE | 1994 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 22 | ROM | ||||
| EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC | 1977 | R | LINDABLAIR | 15 | SCIFI | |||
| REPOSSESSED | 1990 | NR | LINDABLAIR | 8 | COM | |||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | CATEBLANCHETT | 20 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PUSHING TIN | 1999 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 28 | HBO | |||
| LAKE | 1997 | NR | YASMINEBLEETH | 26 | FAM | |||
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | DANIELLEBRISEBOIS | 21 | ENC | |||
| working girl tv series | 1990 | SANDRABULLOCK | IN RERUNS | |||||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 23 | COM | |||
| HOPE FLOATS | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 29 | HBO | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 27 | HBO | |||
| PRINCE OF EGYPT | 1998 | PG | SANDRABULLOCK | 30 | HBO | |||
| FORCES OF NATURE | 1999 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 30 | HBO | |||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 29 | USA/SCIFI | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 7 |
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 28 | TMC | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 16 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 5 |
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| angel | 1999 | tv | CHARISMACARPENTER | weekly tue 9pm | WB | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD | '1992 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 24 | USA | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 25 | USA | |||
| JURY DUTY | 1995 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 1 | TNT | If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am. | ||
| KULL THE CONQUEROR | 1997 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 8 | SCIFI | |||
| relic hunter | 1999 | tv | TIACARRERE | WEEKLY SAT 5PM | WGN/WB | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 1 | TNT | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot. | 9 | 10 |
| LACE | 1984 | PHOEBECATES | 16 | ROM | ||||
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 29 | COM | Could Phoebe be any cuter? | 9 | 8 |
| LACE II | 1985 | PHOEBECATES | 23 | ROM | ||||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 13 | MAX | |||
| PRINCESS CARABOO | 1994 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 17 | ROM | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | 29 | ENC | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 15 | BRAVO | ||||
| DARK CITY | 1998 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 24 | STZ | |||
| FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCOOKE | 22 | EXTR | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MARISACOUGHLAN | 6 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | MARISACOUGHLAN | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 28 | TMC | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| FAIR GAME | 1995 | R | CINDYCRAWFORD | 23 | HBO | Fair action movie, but Cindy looks good! | 5 | 8 |
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 28 | LOVE | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 21 | HBO | |||
| VELOCITY OF GARY | 1998 | R | OLIVIADABO | 26 | MAX | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 30 | ENC | |||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 29 | HBO | |||
| POLISH WEDDING | 1998 | CLAIREDANES | 25 | HBO | ||||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER | 1980 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 29 | TNT | |||
| TRADING HEARTS | 1988 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 28 | ROM | ||||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ABC TV - LOCAL | |||||
| MOVING | 1988 | STACEYDASH | 21 | HBO | ||||
| RENAISSANCE MAN | 1994 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 25 | MAX | Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene. | 7 | 10 |
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 29 | HBO | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 6 |
| COLD AROUND THE HEART | 1997 | R | STACEYDASH | 12 | MAX | |||
| AMERICAN GEISHA | 1986 | PAMDAWBER | 25 | TRUE | ||||
| FACE OF FEAR | 1990 | PAMDAWBER | 25 | MYST | ||||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF MOWGLI | 1996 | NR | DANADELANEY | 26 | HBO | |||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO COUPLES | 1998 | NR | DANADELANEY | 11 | SHO | |||
| SERIAL KILLER | 1995 | KIMDELANEY | 14 | FX | ||||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| EXIT TO EDEN | 1994 | R | DANADELANY | 15 | USA | Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear | 0 | 8 |
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 30 | HBO | |||
| GUILTY AS SIN | 1993 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 22 | WGN | |||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | 27 | FX | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| SMOOTH TALK | 1986 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 29 | SHO | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | 30 | ENC | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| RAMBLING ROSE | 1991 | R | LAURADERN | 29 | SUND | Laura Dern teaches an underage boy all about the wonders of sex. | 7 | 10 |
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 17 | COM | |||
| THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 29 | MAX | |||
| PEARL | 1978 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 23 | HIST | |||
| DRESSED TO KILL | 1980 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 7 | FX | |||
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 21 | ENC | |||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S REMEMBRANCE | 1996 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 22 | LIFE | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| SPIES LIKE US | 1985 | PG | DONNADIXON | 29 | TBS | |||
| COUCH TRIP | 1988 | DONNADIXON | 24 | COM | ||||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| STRIKING POSES | 1999 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 21 | MAX | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | 30 | FLIX | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMIDOLENZ | 28 | TMC | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| GOVERNESS | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 29 | SUND | |||
| GOOD WILL HUNTING | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 30 | LOVE | A janitor at MIT turns out to be the brightest genius there! Robin Williams in one of his unfunny "deep" roles. Women will love this movie. Men will tolerate it. | 7 | 5 |
| HARD RAIN | 1998 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 30 | TMC | |||
| INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1994 | R | KIRSTENDUNST | 27 | MAX | |||
| SMALL SOLDIERS | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 27 | HBO | Cute tale of toys at war. Kirsten plays a major piece of jailbait, as always - and boy does she look tasty bound n gagged! | 8 | 8 |
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| outer limits - one episode | 2000 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| e.r. - 2 episodes | NA | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | ||||
| baywatch | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| BLOWN AWAY | 1992 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 2 | HBO | Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties. | 4 | 10 |
| DEMOLITIONIST | 1996 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 8 | SCIFI | |||
| charles in charge | TV | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years | 3 | 10 |
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND HUMAN | 1999 | R | CARMENELECTRA | 6 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| baywatch | TV | ERIKAELENIAK | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| SEDUCTION | 1982 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 8 | TNT | ||||
| SUBSTITUTE WIFE | 1994 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 9 | LIFE | ||||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1979 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 28 | ENC | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | 22 | BRAVO | ||||
| BACK ROADS | 1981 | R | SALLYFIELD | 4 | HBO | |||
| ABSENCE OF MALICE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 4 | USA | |||
| SURRENDER | 1987 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 26 | WGN | |||
| NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER | 1990 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 22 | BRAVO | |||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | SALLYFIELD | 9 | TBS | ||||
| BURBS | 1989 | CARRIEFISHER | 10 | WGN | ||||
| SIBLING RIVALRY | 1990 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | 7 | COM | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 3 | TBS | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 7 |
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 27 | TBS | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| JACKIE BROWN | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 14 | STZ | Boring drug movie, but Bridget looks highly boinkable in a bikini. | 2 | 10 |
| LAKE PLACID | 1999 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 30 | BRAVO | |||
| LITTLE MAN TATE | 1991 | NR | JODIEFOSTER | 16 | ROM | |||
| NELL | 1994 | JODIEFOSTER | 24 | FAM | ||||
| OH, GOD! | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 28 | HBO | Cute movie - George Burns plays God, trying to convince John Denver that he is indeed the almighty, and John in turn tries to convince the rest of the planet to clean up its act because God said so. Added bonus: Teri looks wonderful in a nightie! | 8 | 10 |
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 30 | FLIX/STZ | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | TERIGARR | 26 | MAX | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 3 |
| MIRACLES | 1986 | TERIGARR | 11 | A&E | ||||
| PACK OF LIES | 1987 | TERIGARR | 25 | MYST | ||||
| LET IT RIDE | 1989 | TERIGARR | 16 | MAX | How can I not love a horse racing movie? | 6 | 5 | |
| STRANGER IN THE FAMILY | 1991 | NR | TERIGARR | 25 | TRUE | |||
| MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD | 1992 | TERIGARR | 25 | TNT | ||||
| WITHOUT CONSENT | 1994 | JENNIEGARTH | 28 | LIFE | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 29 | SHO | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 25 | MAX | |||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | REBECCAGAYHEART | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 28 | TMC | |||
| SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE | 1999 | PG13 | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 27 | MAX | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| Growing Pains | TRACEYGOLD | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 10 | |||
| FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY | 1994 | TRACEYGOLD | 11 | LIFE | ||||
| LADY KILLER | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 14 | LIFE | ||||
| WANTED | 1999 | R | TRACEYGOLD | 29 | MAX | |||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 22 | TNT | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| HOT SHOTS | 1991 | PG13 | VALERIAGOLINO | 30 | FMC | |||
| LICENSE TO DRIVE | 1988 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 17 | FMC | ||||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 27 | HBO | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 30 | HBO | Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day. | 6 | 10 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 29 | ENC | |||
| BOWFINGER | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 29 | WGN | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFERGREY | 30 | TNT | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| IF THE SHOE FITS | 1991 | NA | JENNIFERGREY | 15 | FMC | |||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| BODY DOUBLE | 1984 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 28 | A&E | |||
| STORMY MONDAY | 1988 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 20 | WGN | ||||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 23 | WGN | |||
| WOMEN AND MEN: STORIES OF SEDUCTION | 1990 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 22 | ROM | |||
| PARADISE | 1991 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 10 | ROM | ||||
| MILK MONEY | 1994 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 19 | HBO | Cute tail of son fixing up daddy | 6 | 8 |
| BUFFALO GIRLS | 1995 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 24 | LIFE | ||||
| SHADOW OF DOUBT | 1998 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 25 | HBO | ||||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| WOMAN ON THE LEDGE | 1993 | NR | DEIDREHALL | 4 | LIFE | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER: THE DEIDRE HALL STORY | 1995 | DEIDREHALL | 28 | LIFE | ||||
| SUMMER LOVERS | 1982 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 11 | ROM | Sex on the beach - WOW! | 1 | 10 |
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 21 | FX | |||
| WALL STREET | 1987 | DARYLHANNAH | 10 | ENC | Short DELL, AOL & MICROSOFT! | |||
| ROXANNE | 1987 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 7 | USA | Fabulous tale of Steve Martin's Cyrano-esque love of Daryl Hannah | 10 | 7 |
| TIE THAT BINDS | 1995 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 27 | SHO | |||
| LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY | 1996 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 4 | HBO | |||
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 23 | TMC | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| HI-LIFE | 1998 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 10 | MAX | |||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO FAMILIES | 1998 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 27 | SHO | |||
| AMERICAN PIE | 1999 | R | ALYSONHANNIGAN | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | ALYSONHANNIGAN | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | 16 | FAM | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 | |
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOANHART | 29 | HBO | ||||
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| Knot's Landing | LISAHARTMAN | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| FALSELY ACCUSED | 1993 | LISAHARTMAN | 13 | LIFE | ||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | TERIHATCHER | 9 | TBS | ||||
| STRAIGHT TALK | 1992 | TERIHATCHER | 2 | WGN | ||||
| TOMORROW NEVER DIES | 1997 | PG13 | TERIHATCHER | 29 | SHO | Teri Hatcher plays a great Bond babe, and Pierce Brosnan is an awesome Bond! | 8 | 9 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| DOLLARS$ | 1972 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | EXTR | |||
| SUGARLAND EXPRESS | 1974 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 23 | ACTN | |||
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 30 | TBS | |||
| PRIVATE BENJAMIN | 1980 | GOLDIEHAWN | 9 | A&E | ||||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 30 | HBO | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 30 | TBS | |||
| HUNCHBACK | 1997 | NR | SALMAHAYEK | 16 | TNT | |||
| VELOCITY OF GARY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 26 | MAX | |||
| WILD WILD WEST | 1999 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 20 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DESPERADO | NA | NR | SALMAHAYEK | 20 | USA | |||
| LADYKILLERS | 1988 | MARILUHENNER | 29 | MYST | ||||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 16 | SHO | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 27 | HBO | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 29 | HBO | ||||
| time of your life | 1999 | tv | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEEKLY MON 8PM | FOX | |||
| SUBURBANS | 1999 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| ALLNIGHTER | 1987 | SUSANNAHOFFS | 5 | USA | ||||
| DRAGON: THE BRUCE LEE STORY | 1993 | LAURENHOLLY | 16 | USA | ||||
| NO LOOKING BACK | 1998 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 27 | SUND | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| DISTURBING BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 25 | TMC | |||
| GO | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 26 | MAX | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | KATIEHOLMES | 6 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| WAITING TO EXHALE | 1995 | NA | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 23 | MAX | |||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | KATEHUDSON | 20 | SHO | |||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | HELENHUNT | 30 | COM | ||||
| NEXT OF KIN | 1989 | R | HELENHUNT | 16 | HBO | |||
| AS GOOD AS IT GETS | 1997 | PG13 | HELENHUNT | 30 | SHO | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| BROADCAST NEWS | 1987 | HOLLYHUNTER | 27 | ENC | ||||
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 22 | HBO | |||
| MISS FIRECRACKER | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 28 | HBO | |||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 25 | MAX | Edgy | 8 | 4 |
| LIVING OUT LOUD | 1998 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 27 | ENC | |||
| PIANO | ;1993 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 30 | ENC | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 21 | ENC | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| WAXWORK | 1988 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 14 | USA | ||||
| DONOR | 1995 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 20 | SHO | |||
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 12 | HBO | |||
| GIA | 1998 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 28 | HBO | |||
| BONE COLLECTOR | 1999 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPLITTING HEIRS | 1993 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 21 | ENC | ||||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 30 | SHO | |||
| ENTRAPMENT | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 20 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SIMON BIRCH | 1998 | PG | ASHLEYJUDD | 14 | STZ | |||
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1999 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BREATHLESS | 1983 | NR | VALERIEKAPRISKY | 22 | ROM | Was there a plot? To me it seemed something like "screw Valerie blue", though who's complaining? | 2 | 8 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| TIMEBOMB | 1991 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 25 | FLIX | |||
| BUNNY'S TALE | 1985 | NR | JOANNAKERNS | 25 | TRUE | |||
| BLIND FAITH | 1990 | JOANNAKERNS | 22 | LIFE | ||||
| NIGHTMAN | 1992 | JOANNAKERNS | 24 | LIFE | ||||
| SEE JANE RUN | 1995 | JOANNAKERNS | 30 | WGN | ||||
| NO ONE COULD PROTECT HER | 1996 | JOANNAKERNS | 26 | LIFE | ||||
| Growing Pains | JOANNA KERNS | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 7 | |||
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 26 | MAX | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| SOME KIND OF HERO | 1982 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 19 | TNT | |||
| PYGMALION | 1983 | MARGOTKIDDER | 29 | FMC | ||||
| TRENCHCOAT | 1983 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | 1 | TNT | |||
| BODY OF EVIDENCE | 1988 | MARGOTKIDDER | 22 | USA | ||||
| HENRY AND VERLIN | 1994 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 1 | TRIO | |||
| SOMEONE IS WATCHING | 1999 | MARGOTKIDDER | 1 | LIFE | ||||
| MALICE | 1993 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 16 | TBS | |||
| TO DIE FOR | 1995 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 29 | USA | Nicole will do ANYTHING To get to the top in TV journalism. | 7 | 10 |
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 27 | HBO | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | NASTASSIAKINSKI | 30 | BRAVO | |||
| HAUNTED | 1991 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 2 | SCIFI | ||||
| EDTV | 1999 | PG13 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 7 | STZ | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | LISAKUDROW | 30 | TMC | |||
| ANALYZE THIS | 1999 | R | LISAKUDROW | 21 | HBO | |||
| DEATH IN CALIFORNIA | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 5 | LIFE | |||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 20 | ROM | |||
| MILLENIUM | 1989 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 22 | SCIFI | |||
| LOCKED UP: A MOTHER'S RAGE | 1991 | CHERYLLADD | 18 | LIFE | ||||
| HAUNTING OF LISA | 1996 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 9 | LIFE | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| SIX PACK | 1982 | DIANELANE | 28 | FMC | ||||
| RUMBLE FISH | 1983 | R | DIANELANE | 14 | IFC | |||
| BIG TOWN | 1987 | R | DIANELANE | 19 | ENC/MAX | |||
| WALK ON THE MOON | 1999 | R | DIANELANE | 29 | STZ | |||
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICALANGE | 29 | HBO | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | JESSICALANGE | 26 | MAX | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 9 |
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 25 | HBO/STZ | |||
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | JESSICALANGE | 23 | LIF | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 25 | SHO/STZ | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | 27 | MAX | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | 8 | USA | ||||
| HARD BOUNTY | 1995 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 25 | EXTR | |||
| TRACKS OF A KILLER | 1996 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 23 | EXTR | |||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 26 | MAX | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 1 | TNT | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties. | 9 | 10 |
| GRANDVIEW USA | 1984 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 23 | FLIX | ||||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | NA | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 16 | TMC | |||
| RUSH | 1991 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 28 | EXTR | |||
| CROOKED HEARTS | 1991 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 20 | ROM | ||||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 3 | TBS | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| BAD BOYS | 1995 | R | TEALEONI | 22 | TNT | Good funny action flick, and Tea is HOT! | 8 | 8 |
| DEEP IMPACT | 1998 | PG13 | TEALEONI | 29 | SHO | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 29 | MAX | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| FOURTH FLOOR | 1999 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 30 | HBO | |||
| OTHER SISTER | 1999 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 30 | STZ | |||
| BODY LANGUAGE | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 12 | TBS | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | 21 | DIS | |||
| NIGHT SHIFT | 1982 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 26 | MAX | Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick! | 10 | 9 |
| LOSIN' IT | 1983 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 30 | COM | |||
| MONEY PIT | 1986 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 21 | COM | Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing. | 8 | 2 |
| OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE | 1987 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 26 | MAX | |||
| TROOP BEVERLY HILLS | 1989 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 18 | DIS | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| BLOOD & WINE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 20 | BRAVO | |||
| OUT OF SIGHT | 1998 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 22 | STZ | |||
| STIR | 1997 | TRACILORDS | 28 | MAX/SHO | ||||
| EXTRAMARITAL | 1998 | R | TRACILORDS | 13 | MAX | |||
| profiler | 1999 | tv | JAMIELUNER | WEEKLY SAT 10PM | NBC | |||
| Just The Ten Of Us | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | 7 | 10 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| LOLITA | 1962 | NR | SUELYON | 16 | TCM | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 22 | HBO | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES | 1984 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 16 | MAX | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 30 | ENC/SHO | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 7 |
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 11 | WGN | |||
| DECEPTION | 1993 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 25 | ENC | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 27 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 5 |
| FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 23 | SUND | |||
| END OF VIOLENCE | 1997 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 21 | TMC | |||
| JUST THE TICKET | 1999 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 30 | SHO | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | 27 | MAX | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| DICK TRACY | 1990 | NA | MADONNA | 8 | TBS/WGN | All Madonna ever said on the set was "Dick me, Warren!" | 3 | 0 |
| LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | 29 | TBS | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 21 | FLIX | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| HEARST AND DAVIES AFFAIR | 1985 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 29 | LOVE | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 13 | MAX | |||
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 15 | BRAVO | ||||
| PROPHECY | 1995 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 23 | ENC | |||
| LOST AND FOUND | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 28 | HBO | |||
| VIVA LAS VEGAS | 1964 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 28 | TCM | |||
| TRAIN ROBBERS | 1973 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 1 | TBS | |||
| RETURN OF THE SOLDIER | 1982 | ANNMARGRET | 28 | ROM | ||||
| NEW LIFE | 1988 | ANNMARGRET | 30 | HBO | ||||
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | KELLIEMARTIN | 25 | LIFE | ||||
| FACE ON THE MILK CARTON | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 11 | FAM | ||||
| HER LAST CHANCE | 1996 | KELLIEMARTIN | 30 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 13 | COM | ||||
| BENNY & JOON | 1993 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 30 | SHO | ||||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 27 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| DIGGING TO CHINA | 1998 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 22 | MAX | |||
| DEAD SILENCE | '1997 | MARLEEMATLIN | 10 | TBS | ||||
| IN HER DEFENSE | 1998 | MARLEEMATLIN | 6 | MAX | ||||
| WHERE THE TRUTH LIES | 1999 | MARLEEMATLIN | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| DEVIL IN THE FLESH | 1997 | ROSEMCGOWAN | 9 | MAX | ||||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 25 | MAX | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| SIRENS | 1994 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 25 | STZ | |||
| IF LUCY FELL | 1996 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 25 | SHO | |||
| will and grace | 1999 | tv | DEBRAMESSING | WEEKLY TUE | NBC | |||
| COMMANDO | 1985 | ALYSSAMILANO | 30 | FX | ||||
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | ABC | Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie! | 2 | 9 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| SHADOW | 1994 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 29 | STZ | ||||
| Knot's Landing | DONNAMILLS | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| INTIMATE ENCOUNTERS | 1986 | DONNAMILLS | 13 | LIFE | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | 21 | ENC | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| WISDOM | 1986 | R | DEMIMOORE | 18 | FMC | |||
| WE'RE NO ANGELS | 1989 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 27 | HBO | |||
| NOTHING BUT TROUBLE | 1991 | DEMIMOORE | 30 | HBO | Nothing but boring. | 0 | 1 | |
| BUTCHER'S WIFE | 1991 | PG13 | DEMIMOORE | 6 | SCIFI | 3 | 4 | |
| MORTAL THOUGHTS | 1991 | R | DEMIMOORE | 2 | TNT | |||
| FEW GOOD MEN | 1992 | R | DEMIMOORE | 28 | TMC | |||
| INDECENT PROPOSAL | 1993 | R | DEMIMOORE | 29 | USA | Great unrealized potential as Robert Redford offers $1 mil for 1 night with Demi Moore | 4 | 4 |
| SCARLET LETTER | 1995 | R | DEMIMOORE | 10 | TMC | |||
| STRIPTEASE | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | 2 | TNT | Unintentionally hysterical story of a stripper - after Demi's awesome assets, Monty Python steals the show. | 1 | 10 |
| BENNY & JOON | 1993 | JULIANNEMOORE | 30 | SHO | ||||
| VANYA ON 42ND STREET | 1994 | PG | JULIANNEMOORE | 20 | SUND | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 27 | HBO | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| BIG LEBOWSKI | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 29 | SHO | |||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | JULIANNEMOORE | 20 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | BEBENEUWIRTH | 11 | WGN | |||
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 28 | TBS | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| TWO OF A KIND | 1983 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 28 | LOVE | Zzzzzzzz | 0 | 1 |
| SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS | 1998 | PG13 | JACQUELINEOBRADORS | 26 | ENC | Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho. | 8 | 10 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | LARISAOLEYNIK | 30 | STZ | |||
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| CHARLES & DIANA: APALACE DIVIDED | 1992 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 30 | LOVE | ||||
| FLESH AND BONE | 1993 | NR | GWYNETHPALTROW | 16 | USA | Good suspense drama. | 6 | 6 |
| SEVEN | 1995 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 20 | FOX | Good gritty but gory - gives a whole new meaning to "getting head from Gwyneth Paltrow" | 8 | 7 |
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 27 | HBO | Predictable tale of adultery and revenge. | 3 | 7 |
| GREAT EXPECTATIONS | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 28 | MAX | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 25 | SHO/STZ | |||
| PIANO | ;1993 | R | ANNAPAQUIN | 30 | ENC | |||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 30 | COM | ||||
| ED WOOD | 1994 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 30 | MAX | |||
| IF LUCY FELL | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 25 | SHO | |||
| sex and the city | 1998 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | weekly series | HBO | ||||
| DUDLEY D0-RIGHT | 1999 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 20 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DEEPSTAR SIX | 1989 | R | NIAPEEPLES | 7 | TBS | |||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 14 | ROM | |||
| SOMEBODY TO LOVE | 1994 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 28 | SUND | |||
| SUBWAY STORIES | 1997 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 26 | HBO | |||
| DAVID | 1988 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 22 | TRUE | ||||
| SLAVES OF NEW YORK | 1989 | R | BERNADETTEPETERS | 17 | IFC | |||
| PINK CADILLAC | 1989 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 26 | ENC | ||||
| FATAL CHARM | 1992 | R | AMANDAPETERSON | 25 | TMC | |||
| GREASE 2 | 1982 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 26 | ENC/SHO | The epitomy of god awful sequels | 0 | 3 |
| SCARFACE | 1983 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | FX | |||
| LADYHAWKE | 1985 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 29 | SCIFI | |||
| SWEET LIBERTY | 1986 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 20 | FX | |||
| AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON | 1987 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 12 | TNT | ||||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 13 | TNT | ||||
| MARRIED TO THE MOB | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 8 | COM | |||
| FRANKIE AND JOHNNY | 1991 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 15 | USA | |||
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | FLIX/MAX/STZ | |||
| WOLF | 1994 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 29 | MAX | |||
| PRINCE OF EGYPT | 1998 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | HBO | |||
| STORY OF US | 1999 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DEEP END OF THE OCEAN | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | HBO | |||
| CADDYSHACK II | 1988 | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 1 | FAM | ||||
| ROXANNE THE PRIZE PULITZER | 1989 | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 30 | TRUE | ||||
| GODZILLA | 1998 | PG13 | MARIAPITILLO | 27 | SHO | Better than average monster flick - highlight is the helluva blowjob Maria gives to one lucky lollipop. I'd have enjoyed this movie more if Maria got raped by a) her lecherous Tv boss b) Godzilla and then gave birth to little zillas. | 7 | 9 |
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| HER ALIBI | 1989 | PAULINAPORISKOVA | 30 | FAM/STZ | ||||
| PROFESSIONAL | 1994 | NR | NATALIEPORTMAN | 28 | USA | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD | 1988 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 28 | MAX/TMC | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE | 1990 | R | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 29 | MAX | |||
| NAKED GUN 331/3: THE FINAL INSULT | 1994 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 22 | HBO | ||||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 11 | HBO | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 17 | USA | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| TWINS | 1988 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 3 | TBS | Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly? | 8 | 10 |
| SPELLBINDER | 1988 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 30 | FLIX | |||
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 29 | HBO | |||
| RUN | 1991 | KELLYPRESTON | 15 | WGN | ||||
| SEDUCTION: THREE TALES FROM THE INNER SANCTUM | 1992 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 30 | LOVE | ||||
| BEYOND OBSESSION | 1994 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 30 | TRUE | |||
| DANCING IN THE DARK | 1995 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 12 | LIFE | ||||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| AMERICAN PIE | 1999 | R | TARAREID | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PECKER | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 12 | STZ | |||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 30 | TMC | |||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 20 | SHO | |||
| SPACED INVADERS | 1990 | PG | ARIANARICHARDS | 27 | MAX | |||
| STARSHIP TROOPERS | 1997 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 30 | TMC | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 16 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 10 |
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | DENISERICHARDS | 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1978 | G | KIMRICHARDS | 8 | DIS | |||
| chips - 1 episode | NA | NR | KIMRICHARDS | IN RERUNS | Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim? | 1 | 8 | |
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 23 | BRAVO | |||
| SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE | 1983 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 26 | MAX | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 2 | TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 26 | HBO | |||
| BETSY'S WEDDING | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 20 | MAX | |||
| WOMEN AND MEN: STORIES OF SEDUCTION | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 22 | ROM | |||
| FACE THE MUSIC | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 27 | FMC | |||
| REQUIEM FOR MURDER | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 25 | HBO/SHO | ||||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 6 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MARY REILLY | 1996 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 23 | FLIX | |||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 23 | SHO | |||
| RUNAWAY BRIDE | 1999 | PG | JULIAROBERTS | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NOTTING HILL | 1999 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 6 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SINS OF DESIRE | 1992 | R | TANYAROBERTS | 23 | TMC | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SHOOTING ELIZABETH | 1992 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 19 | FMC | |||
| FAR FROM HOME: THE ADVENTURES OF YELLOW DOG | 1994 | MIMIROGERS | 2 | FAM | ||||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 29 | ENC | |||
| WHEN INNOCENCE IS LOST | 1997 | KERIRUSSELL | 16 | LIFE | ||||
| DEAD MAN'S CURVE | 1998 | KERIRUSSELL | 29 | USA | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| star trek voyager | 1999 | JERIRYAN | WEEKLY LOCAL | WB | ||||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 15 | COM | |||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | 20 | TNT | |||
| INNERSPACE | 1987 | NR | MEGRYAN | 27 | COM | Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space! | 7 | 8 |
| FLESH AND BONE | 1993 | NR | MEGRYAN | 16 | USA | Meg pops out of a cake in her underwear! Can I lick off the icing? | 6 | 10 |
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | 25 | MAX | |||
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | MEGRYAN | 23 | MAX | ||||
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 25 | MAX | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | WINONARYDER | 25 | FX | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 8 | TNT | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| GREAT BALLS OF FIRE | 1989 | NR | WINONARYDER | 9 | WGN | Jerry Lee is another personal hero! | 8 | 7 |
| EDWARD SCISSORHANDS | 1990 | NR | WINONARYDER | 29 | WGN | Strangely entertaining | 7 | 7 |
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | 30 | FLIX/MAX/STZ | |||
| FATAL INHERITANCE | 1991 | PG | EMMASAMMS | 30 | AMC | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 30 | ENC/SHO | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 9 |
| QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER | 1990 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 22 | TMC | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| LEGEND | 1985 | NR | MIASARA | 29 | SCIFI | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 29 | WGN | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 23 | BRAVO | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | SUSANSARANDON | 13 | TNT | ||||
| BULL DURHAM | 1988 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | 2 | COM | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 26 | SHO | |||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 23 | SHO | |||
| EARTHLY POSSESSIONS | 1999 | SUSANSARANDON | 26 | HBO | ||||
| LAST FLING | 1987 | CONNIESELECCA | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| WHILE MY PRETTY ONE SLEEPS | NA | NR | CONNIESELECCA | 18 | FAM | |||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| hotel | CONNIESELLECCA | IN RERUNS | ||||||
| SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL | 1989 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 30 | SHO | |||
| ILLICIT BEHAVIOR | 1992 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 25 | EXTR | |||
| CRIMINAL PASSION | 1994 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 12 | MAX | |||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 29 | HBO | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | CHLOESEVIGNY | 21 | SUND | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| LASSITER | 1984 | R | JANESEYMOUR | 23 | MAX | |||
| HEAD OFFICE | 1986 | JANESEYMOUR | 3 | COM | ||||
| WOMAN HE LOVED | 1988 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 13 | ROM | |||
| SIDNEY SHELDON'S MEMORIES OF MIDNIGHT | 1991 | JANESEYMOUR | 8 | ROM | ||||
| ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? | 1992 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 27 | MYST | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 2 | TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 28 | LOVE | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | ALLYSHEEDY | 13 | MAX | |||
| FEAR | 1990 | ALLYSHEEDY | 8 | LIFE | Ally is a psychic who can get inside the head of a rapist and see his victims as he does them. | 8 | 6 | |
| HIGH ART | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 18 | MAX | |||
| MACON COUNTY JAIL | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 22 | SHO | |||
| GUIDE FOR THE MARRIED WOMAN | 1978 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 26 | LOVE/FMC | ||||
| BABY BROKERS | 1994 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 10 | LIFE | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER | 1992 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 14 | LIFE | 4 | 10 | ||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 21 | ROM | |||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 26 | MAX | |||
| KARATE KID | 1984 | PG | ELISABETHSHUE | 23 | MAX | |||
| COCKTAIL | 1988 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 30 | MAX | Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me. | 1 | 8 |
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | ELISABETHSHUE | 9 | TBS | ||||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 27 | MAX | |||
| PALMETTO | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 28 | TMC/EXTR | |||
| CRUSH | 1993 | R | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 6 | TNT | Alicia plays a teenage vixen with a crush on her older neighbor - he needs lots of cold showers to avoid the jailbait temptress. Pay close attention and Alicia will bless you with a full frontal. | 7 | 10 |
| TRUE CRIME | 1994 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 19 | USA | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 29 | HBO | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 9 |
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 30 | HBO | |||
| RUTHLESS PEOPLE | 1986 | R | HELENSLATER | 28 | MAX | Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler. | 9 | 4 |
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | 9 | TNT | |||
| HOUSE IN THE HILLS | 1993 | HELENSLATER | 14 | SHO | ||||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| west wing | 1999 | ALLISONSMITH | Premiere Episode | NBC | I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed. | 0 | 1 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE | 1987 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNSMITH | 29 | MAX | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 25 | FX | |||
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 25 | TNT | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 8 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| CRIES UNHEARD: THE DONNA YAKLICH STORY | 1993 | JACLYNSMITH | 1 | LIFE | ||||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S FAMILY ALBUM | 1994 | JACLYNSMITH | 9 | LIFE | ||||
| SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER NEVER CRIES | 1998 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 26 | MAX | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| LULU ON THE BRIDGE | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 30 | MAX/STZ | |||
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | 28 | HBO | |||
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 30 | SHO | |||
| SUMMER OF SAM | 1999 | R | MIRASORVINO | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | TORISPELLING | 25 | LIFE | ||||
| DEADLY PURSUITS | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? | 1996 | NR | TORISPELLING | 12 | LIFE | |||
| TRICK | 1999 | R | TORISPELLING | 20 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | JULIA STILES | 30 | STZ | |||
| TEN | 1979 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 17 | HBO | |||
| E.T. | 1982 | DEE WALLACESTONE | 15 | TNT | One of the finest films ever made - little known aside - Drew busted her cherry on that long lit finger of ETs, which is what REALLY caused his finger to light up ion the first place. | 10 | 5 | |
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 11 | HBO | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 25 | TBS | |||
| BASIC INSTINCT | 1992 | R | SHARONSTONE | 22 | TBS | If you like Sharon, this movie will satisfy you - otherwise it is kind of dumb. | 4 | 6 |
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 30 | MAX | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NATIVITY | 1978 | MADELEINESTOWE | 23 | FMC | ||||
| TWO JAKES | 1990 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 14 | SHO | |||
| CHINA MOON | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 11 | ROM | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 27 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| GENERAL'S DAUGHTER | 1999 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GIRL | 1998 | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 22 | HBO | ||||
| FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC | 1987 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 13 | TNT/TBS | |||
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 9 | COM | |||
| CHASE | 1994 | KRISTYSWANSON | 9 | COM | Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun. | 8 | 8 | |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| Grapevine | 2000 | TV | KRISTYSWANSON | WEEKLY MON | CBS | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 29 | SHO/HBO | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 23 | STZ | |||
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 22 | TNT | All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES! | 7 | 9 |
| MIGHTY JOE YOUNG | 1998 | PG | CHARLIZETHERON | 6 | DIS | |||
| ASTRONAUTS WIFE | 1999 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SWEET DREAMS | 1996 | TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN | 2 | ROM | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| ZAPPED | 1982 | R | HEATHERTHOMAS | 14 | TNT | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| ALL THE RIGHT MOVES | 1983 | R | LEATHOMPSON | 13 | FMC/LOVE | Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE! | 1 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 30 | TBS/TNT | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 17 | USA | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| SUBSTITUTE WIFE | 1994 | LEATHOMPSON | 9 | LIFE | ||||
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| MONTH BY THE LAKE | 1995 | PG | UMATHURMAN | 26 | STZ | |||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 29 | HBO | |||
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 26 | MAX | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| EQUINOX | 1992 | R | MARISATOMEI | 23 | MYST | |||
| MY COUSIN VINNY | 1992 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 30 | TBS/TNT | Joes Pesci is AWESOME in a very well written & acted laughfest. Someone shoot that damn owl! | 10 | 9 |
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 14 | ROM | |||
| PAPER | 1994 | MARISATOMEI | 29 | SHO | ||||
| WELCOME TO SARAJEVO | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 27 | ENC | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 22 | HBO | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | 28 | MAX | |||
| AIR AMERICA | 1990 | R | NANCYTRAVIS | 22 | USA | |||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 9 | COM | |||
| DESTINY TURNS ON THE RADIO | 1995 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 13 | HBO | |||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | TANYATUCKER | 27 | ROM | |||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 29 | USA/SCIFI | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 9 |
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 24 | HBO | |||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 14 | TMC | |||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO FAMILIES | 1998 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 27 | SHO | |||
| NIGHT EYES II | 1991 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 30 | EXTR | |||
| NIGHT EYES 3 | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 18 | SHO | |||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 15 | SHO | |||
| NAKED LIES | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 30 | HBO/TMC | |||
| HEAVY | 1995 | R | LIVTYLER | 30 | SUND | |||
| EMPIRE RECORDS | 1995 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 29 | ENC | |||
| DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID | 1982 | PG | RACHELWARD | 25 | TCM | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 23 | COM | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| ALIEN | 1979 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 21 | ENC | Will keep you glued to your chair | 9 | 3 |
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 27 | FXM/ENC | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 23 | WGN | |||
| GHOSTBUSTERS II | 1989 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 28 | COM | Somewhat less amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 5 | 3 | |
| FOURTEEN92: CONQUEST OF PARADISE | 1992 | PG13 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 26 | BRAVO | |||
| ALIEN 3 | 1992 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 29 | FMC | |||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 25 | MAX | Edgy | 8 | 8 |
| FANTASTIC VOYAGE | 1966 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 23 | MAX | Wanna see how far special effects have come in the last 3 decades? Check this movie out for an example of the old school - it actually won awards in its era for effects. An enjoyable tale. | 7 | 2 |
| ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. | 1967 | RAQUELWELCH | 24 | TNT | ||||
| TROUBLE IN PARADISE | 1989 | RAQUELWELCH | 24 | LOVE | ||||
| WILD IN THE COUNTRY | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 17 | FMC | ||||
| RETURN TO PEYTON PLACE | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 30 | AMC | ||||
| HEARTBREAK HOTEL | 1988 | NR | TUESDAYWELD | 17 | HBO | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| HALLOWEEN:H2O | 1998 | R | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 29 | SHO | |||
| DANCE WITH ME | 1998 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 19 | HBO | ||||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 29 | TNT/TBS | |||
| OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 29 | HBO | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 21 | FX | |||
| SHELTERING SKY | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 24 | MYST | |||
| FORGET PARIS | 1995 | PG13 | DEBRAWINGER | 30 | TNT | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | 24 | HBO | |||
| MAN IN THE MOON | 1991 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 22 | FLIX | |||
| FAR OFF PLACE | 1993 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 26 | HBO | ||||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 26 | MAX | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 29 | SHO/HBO | |||
| PLEASANTVILLE | 1998 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | STZ | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 26 | SHO | |||
| BEST LAID PLANS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | ALICIAWITT | 29 | SHO | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 18 | HBO | ||||
| BABY SECRET OF THE LOST LEGEND | 1985 | PG | SEANYOUNG | 8 | STZ | Cute tale of a baby dinosaur. | 7 | 7 |
| COUSINS | 1989 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 29 | HBO | |||
| FIRE BIRDS | 1990 | SEANYOUNG | 13 | WGN | ||||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 23 | SCIFI | |||
| INVADER | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | 23 | MAX | ||||
| MEN | 1997 | SEANYOUNG | 12 | TMC | ||||
| PRICE ABOVE RUBIES | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 27 | STZ | |||
| DECEIVER | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 22 | TMC | |||
| FLY II | 1989 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 10 | FMC | ||||
| GROSS ANATOMY | 1989 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 24 | HBO | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | IN RERUNS | ABC |

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