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Here's what you might be missing this month:SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for May, 2000:
Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 29 | TMC/HBO/ENC | |||
| MADHOUSE | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 18 | COM | |||
| DAVID'S MOTHER | 1994 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 13 | LIFE | |||
| TOOTHLESS | 1997 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 29 | DIS | ||||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 24 | ENC | |||
| NEVADA | 1997 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 22 | SUND | |||
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| IT TAKES TWO | 1995 | PG | KIRSTIE ALLEY | 30 | MAX | |||
| MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON | 1984 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 29 | HBO/FLIX | Robin Williams is a Russian who defects in bloomingdales | 6 | 8 |
| BLOOD TIES | 1986 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 24 | ACTN | ||||
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 28 | STZ | |||
| ACTS OF BETRAYAL | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 25 | MAX | ||||
| BLACKHEART | 1998 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 29 | HBO/EXTR | |||
| MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE | 1998 | NR | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 24 | USA | |||
| STORM TROOPER | 1997 | CAROLALT | 28 | TMC | ||||
| TRAPPED IN PARADISE | 1994 | MADCHENAMICK | 7 | COM | ||||
| TWIST OF FATE | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 29 | MAX/SHO | ||||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| CHICAGO CAB | 1998 | R | GILLIANANDERSON | 31 | SHO | |||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | 24 | MAX | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| PRICE SHE PAID | 1992 | LONIANDERSON | 5 | LIF | ||||
| THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN | 1998 | PG | LONIANDERSON | 29 | TMC | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 25 | MAX | |||
| OFFICE SPACE | 1999 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 22 | HBO | |||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | NA | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | 21 | MAX | |||
| GRAVE | 1996 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 28 | HBO | |||
| NEVADA | 1997 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 22 | SUND | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 21 | TBS | ||||
| BIG HIT | 1998 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 29 | TMC | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| HERO AT LARGE | 1980 | PG | ANNEARCHER | 21 | WAM | For some silly reason, I dug this tale of a bankrupt wanna-be-superman. | 8 | 3 |
| LEAP OF FAITH | 1988 | ANNEARCHER | 29 | LOVE | ||||
| NARROW MARGIN | 1990 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 17 | ENC | Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted. | 8 | 5 |
| BECAUSE MOMMY WORKS | 1994 | ANNEARCHER | 14 | LIFE | ||||
| MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE | 1998 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 24 | USA | |||
| FLIGHT OF THE INTRUDER | 1991 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 1 | TBS | ||||
| LINGUINI INCIDENT | 1992 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 24 | ROM | |||
| I'M LOSING YOU | 1998 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 28 | MAX | |||
| TRADING FAVORS | 1998 | NR | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 29 | HBO | |||
| SUGAR TOWN | 1999 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 14 | EXTR | |||
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 28 | HBO | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| PARANOIA | 1998 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 21 | MAX | |||
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| DEAR BRIGITTE | 1965 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 29 | FMC | ||||
| SHALAKO | 1968 | PG | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 21 | A&E | |||
| DESERT BLOOM | 1986 | ELLENBARKIN | 21 | BRAVO | ||||
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 23 | ENC/FAM | |||
| BLOOD MONEY | 1988 | ELLENBARKIN | 30 | TBS | ||||
| INTO THE WEST | 1993 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 23 | ENC | |||
| BAD COMPANY | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 30 | WGN | Predictable, but watchable. | 6 | 7 |
| FAN | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 18 | USA | Robert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste. | 6 | 1 |
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | 25 | MAX/TMC | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | DREWBARRYMORE | 9 | COM | ||||
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 29 | ENC | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 6 |
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 13 | TBS/TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 10 |
| GUNCRAZY | 1992 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 28 | ACTN | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 29 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 8 |
| HOME FRIES | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | HBO | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 19 | STZ | |||
| EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY | 1998 | DREWBARRYMORE | 26 | MAX | ||||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | HBO | |||
| KILLJOY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 30 | MYST | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 3 | ROM | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN | 1983 | PG | KIMBASINGER | 29 | TBS | Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond. | 3 | 6 |
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | KIMBASINGER | 26 | ROM | |||
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 13 | MAX | |||
| REAL MCCOY | 1993 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 20 | USA | |||
| GETAWAY | 1994 | R | KIMBASINGER | 29 | MAX | Alec Baldwin co stars in this tale of cons & doublecrosses. | 6 | 8 |
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 19 | MAX | |||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 17 | IFC | |||
| LET IT BE ME | 1995 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 31 | STZ | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 26 | ENC | |||
| SPREE | 1997 | JENNIFERBEALS | 28 | EXTR | ||||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| SHOOTING FISH | 1997 | PG | KATEBECKINSALE | 19 | MAX | |||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | KATEBECKINSALE | 25 | SHO | ||||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | KATEBECKINSALE | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS | 1970 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | 28 | FLIX | |||
| SALEM'S LOT | 1979 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 21 | USA | ||||
| VIOLETS ARE BLUE | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | HBO | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 29 | HBO | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| DIE HARD 2 | 1990 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 31 | HBO | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| JUDICIAL CONSENT | 1994 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 27 | MAX | |||
| LEGACY OF SIN: THE WILLIAM COIT STORY | 1995 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 22 | MAX | ||||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHBERKELEY | 27 | SHO | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| RANDOM ENCOUNTER | 1998 | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | 27 | HBO | ||||
| AS GOOD AS DEAD | 1995 | NR | CRYSTALBERNARD | 11 | TBS/WGN | |||
| FACE TO KILL FOR | 1999 | CRYSTALBERNARD | 31 | USA | ||||
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| BOOMERANG | 1992 | R | HALLEBERRY | 20 | USA | |||
| ALEX HALEY'S QUEEN | 1993 | HALLEBERRY | 16 | TRUE | ||||
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLEBERRY | 28 | HBO | |||
| BULWORTH | 1998 | HALLEBERRY | 29 | MAX | ||||
| INTRODUCING DOROTHY DANDRIDGE | 1999 | HALLEBERRY | 27 | HBO | ||||
| ROCKABYE | 1986 | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 24 | LIFE | ||||
| SHADES OF GRAY | 1992 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 26 | MYST | |||
| HAUNTING OF HELEN WALKER | 1995 | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 24 | LIFE | ||||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| CAPETOWN AFFAIR | 1966 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 25 | FMC | ||||
| ST. IVES | 1976 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 27 | MYST | |||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 24 | FLIX | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| GREEK TYCOON | 1978 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 11 | ROM | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 23 | TMC | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 8 |
| MAID | 1990 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 27 | FMC/LOVE | ||||
| DANGEROUS BEAUTY | 1998 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 20 | MAX | |||
| MIKEY | 1992 | R | JOSIEBISSETT | 3 | SHO | |||
| DARE TO LOVE | 1995 | JOSIEBISSETT | 28 | LIFE | ||||
| ZAPPED AGAIN | 1990 | NA | LINDABLAIR | 3 | COM | |||
| REPOSSESSED | 1990 | NR | LINDABLAIR | 23 | COM | |||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | CATEBLANCHETT | 17 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 5 | TNT/TBS | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | DANIELLEBRISEBOIS | 30 | ACTN | |||
| working girl tv series | 1990 | SANDRABULLOCK | IN RERUNS | |||||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 2 | COM | |||
| THING CALLED LOVE | 1993 | NR | SANDRABULLOCK | 17 | USA | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 31 | MAX | |||
| HOPE FLOATS | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 31 | MAX | |||
| PRINCE OF EGYPT | 1998 | PG | SANDRABULLOCK | 23 | HBO | |||
| FORCES OF NATURE | 1999 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 16 | HBO | |||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 10 | USA | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 7 |
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 31 | SHO | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 28 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 5 |
| THREE TO TANGO | 1999 | PG13 | NEVECAMPBELL | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| angel | 1999 | tv | CHARISMACARPENTER | weekly tue 9pm | WB | |||
| NATURAL ENEMY | 1996 | R | TIACARRERE | 5 | MAX | |||
| SCARRED CITY | 1997 | NR | TIACARRERE | 31 | HBO | |||
| KULL THE CONQUEROR | 1997 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 6 | USA | |||
| relic hunter | 1999 | tv | TIACARRERE | WEEKLY SAT 5PM | WGN/WB | |||
| PRIVATE SCHOOL | 1983 | R | PHOEBECATES | 20 | TNT | |||
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 31 | ENC/FLIX | Could Phoebe be any cuter? Woulda loved to see her get raped by Stripe, though! | 9 | 8 |
| LACE II | 1985 | PHOEBECATES | 24 | ROM | ||||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 29 | HBO | |||
| PRINCESS CARABOO | 1994 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 28 | ROM | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | 29 | WAM | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 11 | MAX | I can last a lot longer than 7 minutes Jen - climb on top and give me a try! | ||
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 26 | STZ/TMC | ||||
| FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCOOKE | 9 | SHO | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | MARISACOUGHLAN | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 31 | SHO | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| FAIR GAME | 1995 | R | CINDYCRAWFORD | 15 | HBO | Fair action movie, but Cindy looks good! | 5 | 8 |
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 5 | TNT/TBS | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| IN THE MOOD | 1987 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 16 | ENC | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | OLIVIADABO | 6 | USA | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 6 | HBO | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 14 | NBC | |||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 26 | HBO | |||
| POLISH WEDDING | 1998 | CLAIREDANES | 30 | HBO | ||||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER | 1980 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 29 | TRUE | |||
| CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY | 1993 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 24 | TRUE | ||||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ABC TV - LOCAL | |||||
| MOVING | 1988 | STACEYDASH | 22 | COM | ||||
| RENAISSANCE MAN | 1994 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 27 | MAX | Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene. | 7 | 10 |
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 31 | HBO | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 6 |
| DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN? | 1989 | PAMDAWBER | 19 | WGN | ||||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF MOWGLI | 1996 | NR | DANADELANEY | 29 | HBO | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| RISKY BUSINESS | 1983 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 12 | A&E | Tom Cruise hires a call girl | 4 | 8 |
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 7 | HBO | |||
| INCONVENIENT WOMAN | 1991 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 27 | A&E | |||
| BLIND SIDE | 1993 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 25 | MAX | ||||
| SMOOTH TALK | 1986 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 25 | ENC/TMC | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| RAMBLING ROSE | 1991 | R | LAURADERN | 19 | TMC | Laura Dern teaches an underage boy all about the wonders of sex. | 7 | 10 |
| BABY DANCE | 1998 | NR | LAURADERN | 3 | LIFE | |||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | 8 | ABC | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 30 | MAX | |||
| VERY BAD THINGS | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 29 | SHO | |||
| CRY TERROR | 1958 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 15 | TCM | |||
| RIO BRAVO | 1959 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 23 | AMC | |||
| OCEAN'S 11 | 1960 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 13 | TCM | ||||
| POINT BLANK | 1967 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 14 | TMC | ||||
| DRESSED TO KILL | 1980 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 2 | FX | |||
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 30 | ACTN | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| DOCTOR DETROIT | 1983 | R | DONNADIXON | 17 | TNT | |||
| COUCH TRIP | 1988 | DONNADIXON | 27 | WGN | ||||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| STRIKING POSES | 1999 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 31 | MAX | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | 14 | SHO | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMIDOLENZ | 27 | MAX/SHO | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| GEPPETTO | 2000 | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | 7 | ABC | ||||
| GOVERNESS | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 28 | SHO | |||
| GROSS POINTE BLANK | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 15 | FX | |||
| HARD RAIN | 1998 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 28 | EXTR | |||
| INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1994 | R | KIRSTENDUNST | 26 | MAX | |||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | KIRSTENDUNST | 30 | DIS | ||||
| SMALL SOLDIERS | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 23 | HBO | Cute tale of toys at war. Kirsten plays a major piece of jailbait, as always - and boy does she look tasty bound n gagged! | 8 | 8 |
| outer limits - one episode | 2000 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| e.r. - 2 episodes | NA | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | ||||
| baywatch | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| BLOWN AWAY | 1992 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 24 | MAX | Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties. | 4 | 10 |
| charles in charge | TV | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years | 3 | 10 |
| ORDEAL OF PATTY HEARST | 1979 | LISAEILBACHER | 28 | ACTN | ||||
| TEN TO MIDNIGHT | 1983 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 8 | TBS | Psycho hunts beautiful babes. | 4 | 9 |
| BEVERLY HILLS COP | 1984 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 29 | USA | A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down. | 9 | 6 |
| CHOSEN ONE | 1998 | R | CARMENELECTRA | 29 | EXTR | |||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| baywatch | TV | ERIKAELENIAK | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| CHASERS | 1994 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 12 | TNT | Funny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back! | 9 | 10 |
| INTO THE ARMS OF DANGER | 1987 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| SATURN 3 | 1980 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 7 | SCIFI | |||
| CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR | 1992 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 6 | LIFE | |||
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 28 | HBO | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | 19 | ROM | ||||
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II | 1980 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 26 | TBS | |||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | SALLYFIELD | 27 | WGN | ||||
| BLUES BROTHERS | 1980 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | 27 | TNT | |||
| MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE | 1985 | CARRIEFISHER | 18 | MAX | ||||
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | 29 | TMC/HBO/ENC | |||
| MILK AND MONEY | 1997 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 23 | ROM | ||||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 27 | MAX | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 10 | TBS/TNT | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| JACKIE BROWN | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 28 | ACTN | Boring drug movie, but Bridget looks highly boinkable in a bikini. | 2 | 10 |
| BREAK UP | 1998 | BRIDGETFONDA | 12 | MAX | ||||
| BIONIC EVER AFTER | 1994 | FARRAHFORKE | 1 | USA | ||||
| BASIL | 1997 | CLAIREFORLANI | 21 | AMC | ||||
| MEET JOE BLACK | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREFORLANI | 27 | STZ | Cute story of death needing a vacation - Claire looks fabulous - movie is a bit too long | 9 | 10 |
| NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA | 1972 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 8 | DIS | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 22 | MAX | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 14 | DIS | All daughters & mothers should watch this together. | 6 | 2 |
| MESMERIZED | 1984 | JODIEFOSTER | 22 | STZ | ||||
| STEALING HOME | 1988 | NA | JODIEFOSTER | 26 | LOVE | |||
| SILENCE OF LAMBS | 1991 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 13 | WGN | Riveting serial killer hunt story. | 9 | 9 |
| NELL | 1994 | JODIEFOSTER | 9 | FAM | ||||
| BETTER OFF DEAD | 1985 | DIANEFRANKLIN | 16 | COM | ||||
| YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN | 1974 | PG | TERIGARR | 31 | FMC/TMC | |||
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 29 | SHO/WAM | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| OH, GOD! | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 8 | HBO | Cute movie - George Burns plays God, trying to convince John Denver that he is indeed the almighty, and John in turn tries to convince the rest of the planet to clean up its act because God said so. Added bonus: Teri looks wonderful in a nightie! | 8 | 10 |
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | TERIGARR | 29 | HBO | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 3 |
| FIRSTBORN | 1984 | TERIGARR | 3 | TNT | ||||
| MIRACLES | 1986 | TERIGARR | 27 | A&E | ||||
| LET IT RIDE | 1989 | TERIGARR | 31 | HBO | How can I not love a horse racing movie? | 6 | 5 | |
| MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD | 1992 | TERIGARR | 14 | TNT | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 27 | SHO | |||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | REBECCAGAYHEART | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 26 | MAX | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 31 | SHO | |||
| SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE | 1999 | PG13 | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 27 | MAX | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | 30 | MAX | |||
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | LAURA SANGIACOMO | 21 | TBS | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| Growing Pains | TRACEYGOLD | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 10 | |||
| FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY | 1994 | TRACEYGOLD | 13 | LIFE | ||||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 27 | LIFE | ||||
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| PERFECT DAUGHTER | 1996 | NR | TRACEYGOLD | 28 | USA | |||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 27 | TNT | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| HOT SHOTS | 1991 | PG13 | VALERIAGOLINO | 29 | FMC | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 26 | ENC | |||
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 31 | HBO | Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day. | 6 | 10 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 29 | WAM | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 29 | STZ | |||
| BOWFINGER | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 17 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 6 | WGN | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| CRIMINAL JUSTICE | 1990 | R | JENNIFERGREY | 15 | LIFE | |||
| IF THE SHOE FITS | 1991 | NA | JENNIFERGREY | 28 | LOVE | |||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| NOBODY'S FOOL | 1994 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 28 | MAX | ||||
| MILK MONEY | 1994 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 28 | MAX | Cute tail of son fixing up daddy | 6 | 8 |
| SHADOW OF DOUBT | 1998 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 21 | HBO | ||||
| ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE | 1998 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 26 | HBO | |||
| CRAZY IN ALABAMA | 1999 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| NEVER SAY NEVER: THE DEIDRE HALL STORY | 1995 | DEIDREHALL | 14 | LIFE | ||||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 18 | FX | |||
| LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY | 1996 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 29 | HBO | |||
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 27 | SHO | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| GINGERBREAD MAN | 1998 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 30 | TMC | |||
| RECKLESS | 1984 | R | DARYL HANNAH | 14 | ENC | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | ALYSONHANNIGAN | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| SILENCING MARY | 1997 | NR | MELISSA JOANHART | 10 | LIFE | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOANHART | 16 | HBO | ||||
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| Knot's Landing | LISAHARTMAN | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| OPERATION | 1990 | LISAHARTMAN | 29 | MYST | ||||
| FALSELY ACCUSED | 1993 | LISAHARTMAN | 26 | LIFE | ||||
| HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON | 1996 | LISAHARTMAN | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | TERIHATCHER | 27 | WGN | ||||
| TOMORROW NEVER DIES | 1997 | PG13 | TERIHATCHER | 30 | TMC | Teri Hatcher plays a great Bond babe, and Pierce Brosnan is an awesome Bond! | 8 | 9 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 5 | MAX | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 4 | TBS | |||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 9 | HBO | |||
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 10 | MAX | |||
| WILDCATS | 1986 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 26 | TBS | |||
| HUNCHBACK | 1997 | NR | SALMAHAYEK | 23 | TNT | |||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 27 | TMC | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | MARILUHENNER | 26 | ROM | |||
| LA STORY | 1991 | MARILUHENNER | 10 | WGN | Steve Martin is a riot as always, and Sarah plays one fine piece of ass. | 9 | 5 | |
| DOG PARK | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 26 | TMC | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 24 | HBO | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 16 | HBO | ||||
| time of your life | 1999 | tv | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEEKLY MON 8PM | FOX | |||
| SUBURBANS | 1999 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| DEATH VALLEY | 1982 | CATHERINEHICKS | 31 | MAX | ||||
| PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED | 1986 | CATHERINEHICKS | 28 | TNT | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| NO LOOKING BACK | 1998 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 14 | SHO | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| GO | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 29 | MAX | |||
| DISTURBING BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 29 | SHO | |||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | HELENHUNT | 31 | COM | ||||
| MURDER IN NEW HAMPSHIRE: THE PAMELA SMART STORY | 1991 | HELENHUNT | 17 | LIFE | ||||
| AS GOOD AS IT GETS | 1997 | PG13 | HELENHUNT | 29 | TMC | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | 10 | MAX | |||
| BROADCAST NEWS | 1987 | HOLLYHUNTER | 8 | ENC | ||||
| ALWAYS | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 10 | FX | |||
| ONCE AROUND | 1990 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 27 | TMC | |||
| CRASH | 1997 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 21 | IFC | |||
| NIGHTSCARE | 1994 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 16 | SHO | |||
| PERMANENT MIDNIGHT | 1998 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 19 | TMC | |||
| HORSE WHISPERER | 1998 | PG | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | 28 | STZ | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 17 | LOVE | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| WAXWORK | 1988 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 20 | SCIFI | ||||
| PLAYING GOD | 1997 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 11 | ENC | |||
| BONE COLLECTOR | 1999 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BLUE JUICE | 1995 | R | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 29 | EXTR | |||
| ENTRAPMENT | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 29 | HBO | |||
| AMERICAN ANTHEM | 1986 | PG13 | JANETJONES | 22 | LOVE | |||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANETJONES | 16 | TBS/TNT | |||
| NORMAL LIFE | 1996 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 30 | MAX | |||
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1999 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BREATHLESS | 1983 | NR | VALERIEKAPRISKY | 27 | ROM/AMC | Was there a plot? To me it seemed something like "screw Valerie blue", though who's complaining? | 2 | 8 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS | 1986 | PATSYKENSIT | 5 | TRIO | ||||
| TIMEBOMB | 1991 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 25 | TMC | |||
| BLIND FAITH | 1990 | JOANNAKERNS | 20 | SHO | ||||
| Growing Pains | JOANNA KERNS | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 7 | |||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | 18 | AMC | ||||
| AMITYVILLE HORROR | 1979 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 26 | SCIFI | Typical horror BS. | 1 | 6 |
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 27 | MAX/TMC | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| SUPERMAN III | 1983 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 6 | TBS | Superman saves the world | 4 | 5 |
| PICKING UP THE PIECES | 1985 | MARGOTKIDDER | 26 | MAX | ||||
| MY LIFE | 1993 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 29 | HBO | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 31 | MAX | |||
| EYES WIDE SHUT | 1999 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DAYS OF THUNDER | NA | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 27 | TBS | |||
| CAT PEOPLE | 1982 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 29 | ENC | Odd movie - but Nastassja is rarely overdressed. | 7 | 9 |
| MARIA'S LOVERS | 1985 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 25 | LOVE | |||
| LITTLE BOY BLUE | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 31 | HBO/STZ | |||
| YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 27 | SHO | |||
| ANNA | 1987 | PG13 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 31 | STZ | |||
| WOMAN WHO LOVED ELVIS | 1993 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 2 | LIFE | ||||
| PARANOIA | 1998 | R | SALLYKIRKLAND | 21 | MAX | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | LISAKUDROW | 27 | FLIX/TMC | |||
| ANALYZE THIS | 1999 | R | LISAKUDROW | 22 | MAX | |||
| KENTUCKY WOMAN | 1983 | CHERYLLADD | 29 | FMC | ||||
| PURPLE HEARTS | 1984 | CHERYLLADD | 29 | MAX | ||||
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 13 | TBS/TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 0 |
| EVERY MOTHER'S WORST FEAR | 1997 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 28 | USA | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| LITTLE ROMANCE | 1979 | PG | DIANELANE | 4 | TCM | |||
| SIX PACK | 1982 | DIANELANE | 30 | STZ | ||||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | DIANELANE | 26 | WAM/FAM | ||||
| BIG TOWN | 1987 | R | DIANELANE | 31 | MAX/MYST | |||
| WALK ON THE MOON | 1999 | R | DIANELANE | 31 | STZ | |||
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | JESSICALANGE | 29 | HBO | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 9 |
| SWEET DREAMS (1985) | 1985 | JESSICALANGE | 17 | ROM | ||||
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 27 | HBO | |||
| NIGHT AND THE CITY | 1992 | JESSICALANGE | 12 | STZ | ||||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 28 | TMC | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | 20 | MAX | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 21 | COM | |||
| HARD BOUNTY | 1995 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 21 | SHO | |||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 29 | HBO | |||
| KILLING OF RANDY WEBSTER | 1981 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 24 | MYST | ||||
| EASY MONEY | 1983 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 22 | MAX | Jennifer plays a really juicy virgin who turns into a nympho - funny flick about how Rodney Dangerfield has to clean up his act to inherit $10 million | 7 | 10 |
| GRANDVIEW USA | 1984 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 31 | TMC | ||||
| HITCHER | 1986 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 1 | FX | ||||
| HEART OF MIDNIGHT | 1988 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 29 | MYST | |||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | NA | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 27 | EXTR/STZ | |||
| CROOKED HEARTS | 1991 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 2 | ROM | ||||
| RUSH | 1991 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 31 | TMC | |||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 17 | IFC | |||
| HUDSUCKER PROXY | 1994 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 30 | FLIX | |||
| WASHINGTON SQUARE | 1997 | PG | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 10 | ENC | |||
| EXISTENZ | 1999 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 28 | SUND | |||
| BAD BOYS | 1995 | R | TEALEONI | 24 | TNT | Good funny action flick, and Tea is HOT! | 8 | 8 |
| DEEP IMPACT | 1998 | PG13 | TEALEONI | 31 | FLIX | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 30 | HBO | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| TRIPWIRE | 1990 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 30 | EXTR | |||
| THAT NIGHT | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 4 | TNT | |||
| EVENING STAR | 1996 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 10 | MAX | |||
| SOME GIRLS | 1998 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 20 | MAX | |||
| FOURTH FLOOR | 1999 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 23 | HBO | |||
| OTHER SISTER | 1999 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 5 | STZ | |||
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 29 | ENC | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 2 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| NIGHT SHIFT | 1982 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 31 | MAX/TMC | Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick! | 10 | 9 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHELLEYLONG | 9 | COM | ||||
| OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE | 1987 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 30 | HBO | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1995 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 14 | DIS | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| AS GOOD AS DEAD | 1995 | NR | TRACILORDS | 11 | TBS/WGN | |||
| STIR | 1997 | TRACILORDS | 30 | MAX/SHO | ||||
| EXTRAMARITAL | 1998 | R | TRACILORDS | 18 | MAX | |||
| WOMAN WHO SINNED | 1991 | SUSANLUCCI | 4 | LIFE | ||||
| profiler | 1999 | tv | JAMIELUNER | WEEKLY SAT 10PM | NBC | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| Just The Ten Of Us | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | 7 | 10 | |
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 28 | HBO | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES | 1984 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 30 | MAX | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 8 | SHO | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 7 |
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 21 | WGN/TBS | |||
| GROUNDHOG DAY | 1993 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 7 | TBS | |||
| FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 28 | FLIX | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 29 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 5 |
| END OF VIOLENCE | 1997 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 5 | SUND | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| JUST THE TICKET | 1999 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 26 | SHO | |||
| LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | 21 | TBS | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | MADONNA | 26 | ENC | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 23 | TMC | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| ELECTRIC DREAMS | 1984 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 27 | LOVE | Guy loves girl, but computer loves guy! A really cute movie - and proof that Virginia can get even a PC drive overly hard. | 10 | 8 | |
| HOT TO TROT | 1988 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 5 | COM | I refuse to pan a horse movie, but I'd rather saddle up Virginia any day! | 6 | 7 |
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 29 | HBO | |||
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 26 | STZ/TMC | ||||
| AMBUSHED | 1998 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 20 | MAX | |||
| LOST AND FOUND | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 31 | HBO | |||
| VIVA LAS VEGAS | 1964 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 13 | TCM | |||
| TOMMY | 1975 | PG | ANNMARGRET | 29 | BRAVO | |||
| WHO WILL LOVE MY CHILDREN? | 1983 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 8 | LIFE | |||
| NEW LIFE | 1988 | ANNMARGRET | 26 | HBO | ||||
| OUR SONS | 1991 | ANNMARGRET | 2 | LIFE | ||||
| ALEX HALEY'S QUEEN | 1993 | ANNMARGRET | 16 | TRUE | ||||
| FACE ON THE MILK CARTON | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 28 | FAM | ||||
| IF SOMEONE HAD KNOWN | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 16 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| AT CLOSE RANGE | 1986 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 5 | STZ | |||
| MY LITTLE GIRL | 1986 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 31 | ROM | ||||
| MARRIED TO IT | 1991 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 17 | ROM | |||
| FRIED GREEN TOMATOES | 1991 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 15 | USA | ||||
| BENNY & JOON | 1993 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 28 | TMC | ||||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 29 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| DIGGING TO CHINA | 1998 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 28 | MAX | |||
| IN HER DEFENSE | 1998 | MARLEEMATLIN | 13 | MAX | ||||
| ISABELLE EBERHARDT | 1991 | MATHILDAMAY | 14 | IFC | ||||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | MAUREENMCCORMICK | 14 | FAM | ||||
| DEVIL IN THE FLESH | 1997 | ROSEMCGOWAN | 27 | MAX | ||||
| LEWIS & CLARK & GEORGE | 1997 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 29 | MAX | |||
| PHANTOMS | 1998 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 21 | TMC | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 26 | MAX | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| SIRENS | 1994 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 16 | STZ | |||
| IF LUCY FELL | 1996 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 20 | TMC | |||
| will and grace | 1999 | tv | DEBRAMESSING | WEEKLY TUE | NBC | |||
| COMMANDO | 1985 | ALYSSAMILANO | 26 | FX/FMC | ||||
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| POISON IVY 2: LILY | 1995 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 13 | TBS/TNT | Story? - heaven only knows - but I'll take any excuse in the book for a look at Alyssa's delicious headlights. | 1 | 10 |
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | ABC | Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie! | 2 | 9 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| MILES FROM HOME | 1988 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 25 | BRAVO | ||||
| KINDERGARTEN COP | 1990 | NR | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 19 | USA | Arnie as teacher shoulda been funnier. | 3 | 2 |
| CARLITO'S WAY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 12 | USA | |||
| RHAPSODY IN BLOOM | 1998 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 17 | STZ | Mildly tolerable romantic mush. | 3 | 6 | |
| Knot's Landing | DONNAMILLS | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | 17 | LOVE | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 28 | ENC | |||
| WISDOM | 1986 | R | DEMIMOORE | 12 | FMC | |||
| SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 31 | ENC/MAX | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| GHOST | 1990 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 20 | WGN | |||
| NOTHING BUT TROUBLE | 1991 | DEMIMOORE | 5 | HBO | Nothing but boring. | 0 | 1 | |
| FEW GOOD MEN | 1992 | R | DEMIMOORE | 25 | TMC | |||
| SCARLET LETTER | 1995 | R | DEMIMOORE | 28 | SHO | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | 24 | ENC | |||
| BENNY & JOON | 1993 | JULIANNEMOORE | 28 | TMC | ||||
| BIG LEBOWSKI | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 28 | SUND | |||
| CHICAGO CAB | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 31 | SHO | |||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | JULIANNEMOORE | 17 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | BEBENEUWIRTH | 21 | WGN/TBS | |||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | 27 | TMC | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| TWO OF A KIND | 1983 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 18 | FMC | Zzzzzzzz | 0 | 1 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | LARISAOLEYNIK | 31 | STZ | |||
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | SUSANOLSEN | 14 | FAM | ||||
| CHARLES & DIANA: APALACE DIVIDED | 1992 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 24 | TRUE | ||||
| FLESH AND BONE | 1993 | NR | GWYNETHPALTROW | 3 | USA | Good suspense drama. | 6 | 6 |
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 17 | IFC | |||
| GREAT EXPECTATIONS | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 27 | HBO | |||
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 31 | MAX | Predictable tale of adultery and revenge. | 3 | 7 |
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 29 | SUND | |||
| SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 29 | STZ | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 28 | TMC | |||
| HURLYBURLY | 1998 | R | ANNAPAQUIN | 31 | STZ | |||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 31 | COM | ||||
| LA STORY | 1991 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 10 | WGN | Steve Martin is a riot as always, and Sarah plays one fine piece of ass. | 9 | 10 | |
| ED WOOD | 1994 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 5 | HBO | |||
| IF LUCY FELL | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 20 | TMC | |||
| sex and the city | 1998 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | weekly series | HBO | ||||
| NORTH SHORE | 1987 | NR | NIAPEEPLES | 26 | TNT | |||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | NIAPEEPLES | 30 | DIS | ||||
| CRIMINAL JUSTICE | 1990 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 15 | LIFE | |||
| FEARLESS | 1993 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 16 | STZ | |||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 31 | ROM/BRAVO | |||
| TWENTY FOUR HOUR WOMAN | 1999 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 29 | SUND | |||
| JERK | 1979 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 7 | TBS | ||||
| PINK CADILLAC | 1989 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 28 | ACTN | ||||
| FATAL CHARM | 1992 | R | AMANDAPETERSON | 30 | SHO | |||
| HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS | 1980 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | MAX | |||
| GREASE 2 | 1982 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | ENC/TMC | The epitomy of god awful sequels | 0 | 3 |
| INTO THE NIGHT | 1985 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 9 | FX | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 28 | TNT | ||||
| DANGEROUS LIAISONS | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 29 | ENC | |||
| RUSSIA HOUSE | 1990 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | SHO | |||
| LOVE FIELD | 1992 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 23 | TRIO | ||||
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | STZ/SHO | |||
| WOLF | 1994 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 21 | MAX | |||
| PRINCE OF EGYPT | 1998 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 23 | HBO | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | MAX | |||
| DEEP END OF THE OCEAN | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | HBO | |||
| STORY OF US | 1999 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CADDYSHACK II | 1988 | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 20 | ENC | ||||
| GODZILLA | 1998 | PG13 | MARIAPITILLO | 27 | SHO | Better than average monster flick - highlight is the helluva blowjob Maria gives to one lucky lollipop. I'd have enjoyed this movie more if Maria got raped by a) her lecherous Tv boss b) Godzilla and then gave birth to little zillas. | 7 | 9 |
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | EVEPLUMB | 14 | FAM | ||||
| ANNA | 1987 | PG13 | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | 31 | STZ | |||
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | 27 | LIFE | |||
| PROFESSIONAL | 1994 | NR | NATALIEPORTMAN | 20 | USA | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD | 1988 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 27 | MAX/SHO | ||||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 27 | HBO | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 2 | COM | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 13 | SCIFI | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 29 | HBO | |||
| TWINS | 1988 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 21 | TBS | Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly? | 8 | 10 |
| JACK FROST | 1998 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 22 | MAX | |||
| FOR LOVE OF THE GAME | 1999 | PG13 | KELLYPRESTON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| BODY SHOTS | 1999 | R | TARAREID | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 27 | FLIX/TMC | |||
| BUFFALO 66 | 1998 | CHRISTINARICCI | 24 | HBO | ||||
| SPACED INVADERS | 1990 | PG | ARIANARICHARDS | 24 | HBO | |||
| STARSHIP TROOPERS | 1997 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 30 | SHO | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 28 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 10 |
| chips - 1 episode | NA | NR | KIMRICHARDS | IN RERUNS | Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim? | 1 | 8 | |
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 27 | TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| PRETTY IN PINK | 1986 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 11 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 27 | HBO | |||
| FRESH HORSES | 1988 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 31 | LOVE | As long as the fillies are fresh! | ||
| FOR KEEPS | 1988 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 30 | LOVE | |||
| BETSY'S WEDDING | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 29 | HBO | |||
| FACE THE MUSIC | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 29 | FMC/LOVE | |||
| SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR: THE ALISON GERTZ STORY | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 18 | LIFE | |||
| MALICIOUS | 1995 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 3 | FX | ||||
| REQUIEM FOR MURDER | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 26 | HBO/EXTR | ||||
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 21 | TBS | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| MARY REILLY | 1996 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 27 | TMC | |||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 8 | ABC | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| RUNAWAY BRIDE | 1999 | PG | JULIAROBERTS | 4 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| VIEW TO KILL | 1985 | TANYAROBERTS | 27 | TBS | James Bond movies are always cool, but GEEZ Roger Moore is getting OLD! | 6 | 5 | |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| GUNG HO | 1986 | MIMIROGERS | 5 | TBS | ||||
| DESPERATE HOURS | 1990 | MIMIROGERS | 16 | TBS/WGN | ||||
| SHOOTING ELIZABETH | 1992 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 28 | FMC | |||
| WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION | 1997 | R | MIMIROGERS | 27 | HBO | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 29 | WAM | |||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| star trek voyager | 1999 | JERIRYAN | WEEKLY LOCAL | WB | ||||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | 13 | TBS/TNT | |||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 18 | COM | |||
| PRESIDIO | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 20 | TBS | |||
| PRELUDE TO A KISS | 1992 | NR | MEGRYAN | 22 | TNT | Cute romance story costarring Alec Baldwin | 7 | 9 |
| FLESH AND BONE | 1993 | NR | MEGRYAN | 3 | USA | Meg pops out of a cake in her underwear! Can I lick off the icing? | 6 | 10 |
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | 29 | MAX | |||
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | MEGRYAN | 31 | HBO | ||||
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 30 | MAX | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | WINONARYDER | 21 | FAM | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 31 | TNT/TBS | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | 27 | STZ/SHO | |||
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | 28 | STZ | |||
| REALITY BITES | 1994 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 13 | USASTZ | |||
| BOYS | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 27 | LOVE | |||
| FATAL INHERITANCE | 1991 | PG | EMMASAMMS | 5 | ROM | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 8 | SHO | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 9 |
| QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER | 1990 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 14 | SHO | |||
| ONCE AROUND | 1990 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 27 | TMC | |||
| EAT YOUR HEART OUT | 1997 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 29 | HBO | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 6 | WGN | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| QUEENIE | 1987 | MIASARA | 7 | ROM | ||||
| LOVIN' MOLLY | 1974 | SUSANSARANDON | 25 | TMC | ||||
| PRETTY BABY | 1978 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 24 | LOVE | Brooke Shields plays a 13 year old prostitute - dare to dream! | 8 | 10 |
| SOMETHING SHORT OF PARADISE | 1979 | SUSANSARANDON | 29 | FLIX | ||||
| ATLANTIC CITY | 1980 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 14 | ENC/SHO | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | SUSANSARANDON | 28 | TNT | ||||
| SWEET HEARTS DANCE | 1988 | SUSANSARANDON | 15 | A&E | ||||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | FLIX | |||
| hotel | CONNIESELLECCA | IN RERUNS | ||||||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| MIRACLE LANDING | 1990 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 1 | LIFE | |||
| SHE LED TWO LIVES | 1995 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 19 | LIFE | |||
| DOOMSDAY ROCK | 1997 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 27 | FAM | |||
| DANGEROUS WATERS | 1999 | CONNIESELLECCA | 27 | FAM | ||||
| NO HOLDS BARRED | 1989 | JOANSEVERANCE | 10 | TBS | ||||
| SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL | 1989 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 21 | SHO/TMC | |||
| CRIMINAL PASSION | 1994 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 24 | MAX | |||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 16 | HBO | |||
| LAST SEDUCTION 2 | 1998 | JOANSEVERANCE | 27 | HBO | ||||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | CHLOESEVIGNY | 25 | SHO | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| LIVE AND LET DIE | 1973 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 14 | TBS | The best Bond ever. | 10 | 10 |
| SOMEWHERE IN TIME | 1980 | PG | JANESEYMOUR | 28 | TNT | |||
| WOMAN HE LOVED | 1988 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 27 | ROM | |||
| WARGAMES | 1983 | ALLYSHEEDY | 13 | TBS | Matthew Broderick has to save the world from a computer wargame turned real. | 9 | 5 | |
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 27 | TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | ALLYSHEEDY | 29 | HBO | |||
| SHORT CIRCUIT | 1990 | ALLYSHEEDY | 7 | TBS/TNT | A robot has a hard-on for Ally! | 9 | 8 | |
| MACON COUNTY JAIL | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 26 | MAX/EXTR | |||
| FURY WITHIN | 1998 | ALLYSHEEDY | 28 | SCIFI | ||||
| SUGAR TOWN | 1999 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| AT LONG LAST LOVE | 1975 | G | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 26 | LOVE | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 22 | MAX | |||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 1 | COM | |||
| TEXASVILLE | 1990 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 11 | WGN | ||||
| TELLING SECRETS | 1993 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 21 | LIFE | ||||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| DECEPTIONS | 1990 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 27 | LIFE | |||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| PRETTY BABY | 1978 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 24 | LOVE | Brooke plays a 13 year old prostitute - dare to dream! | 8 | 10 |
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 9 | ROM | |||
| RUNNING WILD | 1995 | PG | BROOKESHIELDS | 28 | STZ | |||
| BLUE LAGOON | 1980 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | 28 | TNT | Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do? | 5 | 10 |
| KARATE KID | 1984 | PG | ELISABETHSHUE | 30 | HBO | |||
| COCKTAIL | 1988 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 28 | HBO | Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me. | 1 | 8 |
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | ELISABETHSHUE | 27 | WGN | ||||
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | 13 | ROM | ||||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 24 | ENC | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 20 | MAX | |||
| PALMETTO | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 31 | SHO | |||
| CRUSH | 1993 | R | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 20 | TNT | Alicia plays a teenage vixen with a crush on her older neighbor - he needs lots of cold showers to avoid the jailbait temptress. Pay close attention and Alicia will bless you with a full frontal. | 7 | 10 |
| TRUE CRIME | 1994 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 26 | USA | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 31 | HBO | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 9 |
| BLAST FROM THE PAST | 1999 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 14 | STZ | |||
| SUPERGIRL | 1984 | NR | HELENSLATER | 19 | WGN | Helen Slater in spandex - what else do you need? | 3 | 9 |
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 24 | HBO | |||
| RUTHLESS PEOPLE | 1986 | R | HELENSLATER | 3 | MAX | Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler. | 9 | 4 |
| STICKY FINGERS | 1988 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 24 | TMC | |||
| HOUSE IN THE HILLS | 1993 | HELENSLATER | 17 | TMC | ||||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| LYING EYES | 1996 | ALLISONSMITH | 18 | LIFE | Allison plays a bad girl - a real stretch! | 4 | 6 | |
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| west wing | 1999-2000 | ALLISONSMITH | WED | NBC | I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed. | 0 | 1 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE | 1987 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNSMITH | 31 | MAX | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 21 | FAM | |||
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 28 | MAX | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| NAVIGATING THE HEART | JACLYNSMITH | 1 | LIFE | |||||
| SIDNEY SHELDON'S RAGE OF ANGELS | 1983 | JACLYNSMITH | 13 | ROM | ||||
| SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY | 1984 | JACLYNSMITH | 14 | FMC | ||||
| FREEFALL | 1999 | JACLYNSMITH | 2 | FAM | ||||
| SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER NEVER CRIES | 1998 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 27 | HBO | LeeLee in her underwear! | 9 | |
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 31 | HBO | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| SWEET NOTHING | 1995 | R | MIRASORVINO | 29 | TRUE | |||
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 17 | COM | |||
| LULU ON THE BRIDGE | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 19 | STZ | |||
| COED CALL GIRL | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 20 | MAX | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | JULIA STILES | 31 | STZ | |||
| CUJO | 1983 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 28 | SCIFI | Woofwoof | 3 | 3 |
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 27 | HBO | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| ALLIGATOR II: THE MUTATION | 1991 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 4 | SCIFI | |||
| INVISIBLE MOM | 1996 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | 31 | STZ | |||
| CALENDAR GIRL MURDERS | 1984 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 26 | MYST | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHARONSTONE | 9 | COM | ||||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 23 | TBS | |||
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | 14 | TNT | ||||
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 26 | HBO | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BLOOD & ORCHIDS | 1986 | MADELEINESTOWE | 12 | MYST | ||||
| STAKEOUT | 1987 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 28 | MAX | Richard Dreyfuss & Emelio Estevez are 2 cops on stakeout spying on Madeleine - Richard can't help but letting his little head get ahead of his big one. | 7 | 9 |
| TWO JAKES | 1990 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 29 | TMC | |||
| CHINA MOON | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 20 | ROM | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 29 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| GIRL | 1998 | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 21 | MAX | ||||
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 12 | COM | |||
| BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1992 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 22 | FX | How this movie became a series mystifies me | 2 | 8 |
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 27 | COM | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| Grapevine | 2000 | TV | KRISTYSWANSON | WEEKLY MON | CBS | |||
| HERE COME THE MUNSTERS | 1995 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 27 | USA/SCIFI | ||||
| CAMPFIRE TALES | 1996 | R | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 3 | HBO | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 26 | HBO | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 19 | STZ | |||
| DENIAL | 1998 | R | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 31 | HBO | |||
| ASTRONAUTS WIFE | 1999 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SWEET DREAMS (1996) | 1996 | TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN | 27 | LIFE | ||||
| SHE FOUGHT ALONE | 1995 | NR | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | 26 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | 20 | SCIFI | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| JAWS 3 | 1983 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 24 | TNT | No teeth. | 2 | 1 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 13 | SCIFI | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE II | 1989 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 27 | USA | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 8 | 6 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE III | 1990 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 27 | USA | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 7 | 4 |
| STOLEN BABIES | 1992 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 30 | A&E | |||
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 26 | HBO | |||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 26 | HBO | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 31 | ROM/BRAVO | |||
| PAPER | 1994 | MARISATOMEI | 21 | TMC | ||||
| PEREZ FAMILY | 1995 | MARISATOMEI | 20 | ROM | ||||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 28 | HBO | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | 30 | HBO | |||
| AIR AMERICA | 1990 | R | NANCYTRAVIS | 14 | WGN | |||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 28 | COM | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 6 | USA | |||
| DESTINY TURNS ON THE RADIO | 1995 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 16 | MAX | |||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | TANYATUCKER | 3 | ROM | |||
| ENCINO MAN | 1992 | ROBINTUNNEY | 6 | TBS | If you can endure Pauly Shore just to see Robin, then you ARE heavily addicted. | |||
| JFK: RECKLESS YOUTH | 1993 | ROBINTUNNEY | 29 | TRUE | ||||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 10 | USA | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 9 |
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 27 | SUND | |||
| NIGHT EYES II | 1991 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 19 | SHO | |||
| NIGHT EYES 3 | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 18 | EXTR | |||
| INDECENT BEHAVIOR | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 22 | MAX | |||
| INDECENT BEHAVIOR FOUR | 1997 | SHANNONTWEED | 29 | MAX | ||||
| NAKED LIES | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 16 | MAX/EXTR | |||
| DEAD BY DAWN | 1998 | SHANNONTWEED | 20 | MAX | ||||
| FORBIDDEN SINS | 1998 | SHANNONTWEED | 31 | MAX | ||||
| POWER PLAY | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 14 | MAX | |||
| STEALING BEAUTY | 1996 | R | LIVTYLER | 28 | BRAVO/IFC | Liv plays a young girl learning about sex. | 5 | 10 |
| ARMAGEDDON | 1998 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 18 | ENC | Better than average tale of mankinds impending doom. | 7 | 6 |
| COOKIE'S FORTUNE | 1999 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 27 | MAX | |||
| PLUNKETT& MACLEANE | 1999 | R | LIVTYLER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | 10 | MAX | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID | 1982 | PG | RACHELWARD | 28 | TCM/TNT | |||
| FORTRESS | 1985 | NR | RACHELWARD | 4 | HBO | |||
| MY STEPSON, MY LOVER | 1996 | NR | RACHELWARD | 30 | USA | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 28 | COM | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| DEAL OF THE CENTURY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 13 | COM | |||
| BANDOLERO! | 1968 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 27 | WSTN | |||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | RAQUELWELCH | 28 | MAX | |||
| HEARTBREAK HOTEL | 1988 | NR | TUESDAYWELD | 11 | MAX | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| HALLOWEEN:H2O | 1998 | R | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 27 | TMC | |||
| HOODLUM | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 23 | USA | |||
| DANCE WITH ME | 1998 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 26 | MAX | ||||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 30 | ENC | |||
| OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 24 | MAX | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| TERMS OF ENDEARMENT | 1983 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 31 | ENC | |||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 18 | FX | |||
| BLACK WIDOW | 1987 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 26 | FXM/ENC | |||
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 23 | ENC/FAM | |||
| BETRAYED | 1988 | DEBRAWINGER | 5 | FX | ||||
| SHELTERING SKY | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 28 | ENC | |||
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 27 | ENC | |||
| LEAP OF FAITH | 1992 | NA | DEBRAWINGER | 29 | LOVE | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | 16 | ROM | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | 28 | MAX | |||
| MAN IN THE MOON | 1991 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 21 | SHO | |||
| FAR OFF PLACE | 1993 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | HBO | ||||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 26 | HBO | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | FLIX | |||
| PLEASANTVILLE | 1998 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 5 | STZ | |||
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | MAX | |||
| BEST LAID PLANS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ELECTION | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 26 | SHO | |||
| FUN | 1993 | NR | ALICIAWITT | 29 | SUND | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | ALICIAWITT | 26 | ENC | |||
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | ALICIAWITT | 27 | SHO | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 29 | MAX | ||||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 1 | COM | |||
| BLOOD & ORCHIDS | 1986 | SEANYOUNG | 12 | MYST | ||||
| NO WAY OUT | 1987 | R | SEANYOUNG | 21 | A&E | Political drama | 5 | 9 |
| FATAL INSTINCT | 1993 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 19 | COM | |||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 31 | USA | |||
| INVADER | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | 14 | MAX | ||||
| MEN | 1997 | SEANYOUNG | 14 | SHO | ||||
| OUT OF CONTROL | 1997 | SEANYOUNG | 7 | SHO | ||||
| DECEIVER | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 28 | SHO | |||
| GROSS ANATOMY | 1989 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 25 | MAX | |||
| FLY II | 1989 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 31 | FMC | ||||
| PREY OF THE CHAMELEON | 1991 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 12 | USA | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | IN RERUNS | ABC |
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