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Here's what you might be missing this month:SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for August, 2000:
Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SHOOT TO KILL | 1988 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 26 | MAX | |||
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 27 | MAX/FLIX | |||
| VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED | 1995 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 29 | ACTN | |||
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON | 1984 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 30 | MAX/LOV | Robin Williams is a Russian who defects in bloomingdales | 6 | 8 |
| RUNNING MAN | 1987 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 8 | TNT/TBS | Richard Dawson plays an evil game show host (a real stretch) where the stakes are Arnold Schwarzenegger's life. A good action packed flick, and Maria looks great in spandex! | 8 | 6 |
| VAMPIRE'S KISS | 1989 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 13 | USA | ||||
| CAUGHT | 1996 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 10 | BRAVO | |||
| FOR WHICH HE STANDS | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 15 | HBO/SHO/TMC | ||||
| BLACKHEART | 1998 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 27 | HBO/SHO | |||
| TRAPPED IN PARADISE | 1994 | MADCHENAMICK | 31 | COM | ||||
| TWIST OF FATE | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 31 | MAX/EXTR | ||||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| CHICAGO CAB | 1998 | R | GILLIANANDERSON | 30 | SHO | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN | 1998 | PG | LONIANDERSON | 27 | TMC | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| MADE MEN | 1999 | VANESSAANGEL | 24 | MAX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER | 1990 | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | 11 | FAM | |||
| PICTURE PERFECT | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | 12 | FAM | Too bad no one overexposed the film. | 2 | 6 |
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | 20 | MAX | |||
| OFFICE SPACE | 1999 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 26 | MAX | |||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | NA | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | 30 | HBO | |||
| BODY SNATCHERS | 1993 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 31 | TBS/TNT | Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier! | 8 | 8 |
| FOR LOVE OR MONEY | 1993 | PG | GABRIELLEANWAR | 26 | USA | |||
| GRAVE | 1996 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 26 | MAX | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 27 | STZ | ||||
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 23 | IFC | |||
| MAFIA | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 4 | STZ | |||
| BIG HIT | 1998 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 13 | SHO | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| BABY, IT'S YOU | 1983 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 19 | WGN | |||
| EIGHT MILLION WAYS TO DIE | 1986 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 27 | MYST | |||
| LINGUINI INCIDENT | 1992 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 23 | ROM | |||
| I'M LOSING YOU | 1998 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 29 | STZ | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| DINNER AND DRIVING | 1997 | BRIGITTEBAKO | 26 | HBO | ||||
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| LIFE SIZE | 2000 | TYRABANKS | 20 | ABC | ||||
| VIVA MARIA | 1965 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 18 | TCM | ||||
| DEAR BRIGITTE | 1965 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 30 | AMC | ||||
| DESERT BLOOM | 1986 | ELLENBARKIN | 14 | BRAVO | ||||
| BLOOD MONEY | 1988 | ELLENBARKIN | 18 | MAX | ||||
| SEA OF LOVE | 1989 | NR | ELLENBARKIN | 25 | USA | Ellen just oozes sex as she climbs Al Pacino's back | 6 | 10 |
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 25 | LOVE | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| THIS BOY'S LIFE | 1993 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 2 | ENC | |||
| INTO THE WEST | 1993 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 28 | STZ | |||
| BAD COMPANY | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 30 | MAX | Predictable, but watchable. | 6 | 7 |
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | 31 | TMC | |||
| COWBOY AND MOVIE STAR | 1998 | NR | PRISCILLABARNES | 5 | FAM | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | DREWBARRYMORE | 30 | COM | ||||
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 25 | ACTN | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 6 |
| BABES IN TOYLAND | 1986 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 13 | FAM | |||
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 9 | TBS/TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 10 |
| AMY FISHER STORY | 1993 | DREWBARRYMORE | 26 | TRUE | ||||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 23 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 8 |
| BEST MEN | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 15 | MAX | |||
| HOME FRIES | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 29 | HBO | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 2 | ENC | |||
| EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY | 1998 | DREWBARRYMORE | 27 | MAX | ||||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 26 | MAX | |||
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | KIMBASINGER | 15 | ROM | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN | 1983 | PG | KIMBASINGER | 29 | MAX/SHO | Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond. | 3 | 6 |
| NINE 1/2 WEEKS | 1986 | R | KIMBASINGER | 31 | HBO | boring, but if you dig Kim who cares? | 1 | 8 |
| MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN | 1988 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 13 | USA | |||
| COOL WORLD | 1992 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 20 | SCIFI | |||
| REAL MCCOY | 1993 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 13 | USA | |||
| GETAWAY 1994 | 1994 | R | KIMBASINGER | 21 | HBO | Alec Baldwin co stars in this tale of cons & doublecrosses. | 6 | 8 |
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 21 | HBO | |||
| VAMPIRE'S KISS | 1989 | JENNIFERBEALS | 13 | USA | ||||
| DEAD ON SIGHT | 1994 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 15 | SHO | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | KATEBECKINSALE | 31 | SHO | ||||
| ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS | 1999 | KATEBECKINSALE | 11 | HBO | ||||
| SALEM'S LOT | 1979 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| VIOLETS ARE BLUE | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 28 | STZ | |||
| BOY WHO COULD FLY | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 28 | HBO | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 27 | MAX | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY | 1989 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 25 | MAX | |||
| DIE HARD 2 | 1990 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 28 | MAX | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| JUDICIAL CONSENT | 1994 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 25 | HBO | |||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 23 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHBERKELEY | 28 | SUND/TMC | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| GIDEON | 1998 | CRYSTALBERNARD | 9 | STZ | ||||
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLEBERRY | 30 | MAX | |||
| BULWORTH | 1998 | HALLEBERRY | 29 | HBO | ||||
| BAPS | 1997 | PG13 | HALLYBERRY | 6 | COM | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| SWEET RIDE | 1968 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 14 | FMC | ||||
| FIRST TIME 1969 | 1969 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 26 | FLIX | |||
| DAY FOR NIGHT | 1973 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 21 | HBO | |||
| ST. IVES | 1976 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 23 | ENC | |||
| GREEK TYCOON | 1978 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 14 | ROM | |||
| ANNA KARENINA | 1985 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 2 | ROM | |||
| BOOK OF LOVE | 1991 | PG13 | JOSIEBISSETT | 9 | WGN | |||
| MIKEY | 1992 | R | JOSIEBISSETT | 7 | SHO | |||
| DARE TO LOVE | 1995 | JOSIEBISSETT | 31 | LIFE | ||||
| EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC | 1977 | R | LINDABLAIR | 27 | USA | |||
| ZAPPED AGAIN | 1990 | NA | LINDABLAIR | 16 | COM | |||
| PARADISE ROAD | 1997 | CATEBLANCHETT | 31 | BRAVO | ||||
| ELIZABETH | 1998 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 30 | SHO | |||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | CATEBLANCHETT | 18 | STZ | |||
| PUSHING TIN | 1999 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 28 | HBO | |||
| ULTIMATE DECEPTION | 1999 | YASMINEBLEETH | 4 | USA | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 19 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| working girl tv series | 1990 | SANDRABULLOCK | IN RERUNS | |||||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 29 | COM | |||
| VANISHING | 1993 | R | SANDRABULLOCK | 29 | FX | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 29 | HBO | |||
| FORCES OF NATURE | 1999 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 29 | MAX | |||
| GUN SHY | 2000 | R | SANDRABULLOCK | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 5 | USA/SCIFI | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 7 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 30 | ENC | If you liked the 70s this movie is for you | 5 | 5 |
| THREE TO TANGO | 1999 | PG13 | NEVECAMPBELL | 10 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PANIC | 2000 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 27 | MAX | |||
| SCREAM 3 | 2000 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| angel | 1999 | tv | CHARISMACARPENTER | weekly tue 9pm | WB | |||
| TWENTY DATES | 1998 | R | TIACARRERE | 13 | HBO | |||
| relic hunter | 1999 | tv | TIACARRERE | WEEKLY SAT 5PM | WGN/WB | |||
| DADDY 1991 | 1991 | LYNDACARTER | 18 | LIFE | ||||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 19 | TNT/TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot. | 9 | 10 |
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 27 | WAM | Could Phoebe be any cuter? Woulda loved to see her get raped by Stripe, though! | 9 | 8 |
| DROP DEAD FRED | 1991 | NR | PHOEBECATES | 12 | TBS/TNT | Phoebe is too cute for words. | 6 | 8 |
| PRINCESS CARABOO | 1994 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 8 | ROM | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | 18 | STZ | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 21 | MAX | I can last a lot longer than 7 minutes Jen - climb on top and give me a try! | ||
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 12 | ENC | ||||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MARISACOUGHLAN | 27 | SHO | |||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | MARISACOUGHLAN | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE | 1987 | NR | COURTENEYCOX | 5 | WGN | |||
| SCREAM 3 | 2000 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 12 | HBO | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 23 | STZ | |||
| POLISH WEDDING | 1998 | CLAIREDANES | 25 | HBO | ||||
| LES MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 26 | HBO | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 19 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| FIRST LOVE | 1977 | R | BEVERLYDANGELO | 3 | ROM | |||
| JUDGMENT DAY: THE JOHN LIST STORY | 1993 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 25 | LIFE | |||
| CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY | 1993 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 28 | TRUE | ||||
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | BEVERLYDANGELO | 23 | IFC | |||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ABC TV - LOCAL | |||||
| MO' MONEY | 1992 | R | STACEYDASH | 31 | HBO/BETM | |||
| RENAISSANCE MAN | 1994 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 23 | MAX | Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene. | 7 | 10 |
| ILLEGAL IN BLUE | 1995 | R | STACEYDASH | 24 | TMC | |||
| AMERICAN GEISHA | 1986 | PAMDAWBER | 27 | TRUE | ||||
| FACE OF FEAR 1990 | 1990 | PAMDAWBER | 26 | ACTN | ||||
| MAN WITH THREE WIVES | 1993 | PAMDAWBER | 15 | TNN | ||||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF MOWGLI | 1996 | NR | DANADELANEY | 28 | HBO | |||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO COUPLES | 1998 | NR | DANADELANEY | 24 | TMC | |||
| BROKEN CORD | 1992 | KIMDELANEY | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | DANADELANY | 19 | USA | |||
| EXIT TO EDEN | 1994 | R | DANADELANY | 26 | USA | Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear | 0 | 8 |
| RISKY BUSINESS | 1983 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 27 | A&E | Tom Cruise hires a call girl | 4 | 8 |
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 30 | HBO | |||
| INCONVENIENT WOMAN | 1991 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 13 | A&E | |||
| GUILTY AS SIN | 1993 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 31 | HBO | |||
| BLIND SIDE | 1993 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 26 | HBO | ||||
| CON | 1997 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 5 | USA | |||
| TABLE FOR ONE | 1999 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 29 | MAX/SHO | |||
| RIGHT TEMPTATION | 2000 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 31 | HBO | ||||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | 10 | FX | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| SMOOTH TALK | 1986 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 31 | SHO | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| BLUE VELVET | 1986 | R | LAURADERN | 24 | IFC/BRAVO | This movie is BEYOND stupid. The hell I endure to ogle a babe or two. | 0 | 6 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | 31 | LOVE | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| BABY DANCE | 1998 | NR | LAURADERN | 30 | LIFE | |||
| CANDYMAN: DAY OF THE DEAD | 1999 | R | DONNADERRICO | 23 | MAX | |||
| VERY BAD THINGS | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 27 | SHO | |||
| THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 23 | HBO | |||
| BEING JOHN MALKOVICH | 1999 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| RIO BRAVO | 1959 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 9 | AMC | |||
| KILLERS | 1964 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 19 | MYST | ||||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| COUCH TRIP | 1988 | DONNADIXON | 16 | COM | ||||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | DONNADIXON | 17 | COM | ||||
| our house | shannendoherty | reruns | Shannen was a really fine piece of jailbait back when this aired | |||||
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 23 | IFC | |||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| STRIKING POSES | 1999 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 15 | MAX | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | AMIDOLENZ | 5 | TBS | |||
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | 29 | SHO | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| NORTH | 1994 | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | 12 | FAM | ||||
| GOVERNESS | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 16 | SHO | |||
| INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1994 | R | KIRSTENDUNST | 31 | MAX | |||
| SMALL SOLDIERS | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 30 | HBO | Cute tale of toys at war. Kirsten plays a major piece of jailbait, as always - and boy does she look tasty bound n gagged! | 8 | 8 |
| outer limits - one episode | 2000 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| e.r. - 2 episodes | NA | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | ||||
| baywatch | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| BLOWN AWAY | 1992 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 5 | HBO | Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties. | 4 | 10 |
| PRICE OF KISSING | 1997 | PG13 | NICOLEEGGERT | 27 | BETM | |||
| charles in charge | TV | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years | 3 | 10 |
| LIVE WIRE | 1992 | LISAEILBACHER | 25 | MAX | ||||
| MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND HUMAN | 1999 | R | CARMENELECTRA | 27 | MAX | |||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| baywatch | TV | ERIKAELENIAK | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 24 | COM | |||
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 24 | COM | |||
| HAUNTING OF SARAH HARDY | 1989 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 12 | FAM | ||||
| PERRY MASON: THE CASE OF THE SKIN DEEP SCANDAL | 1992 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 4 | TBS | |||
| DEAD MAN'S ISLAND | 1995 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 19 | TNN | |||
| SATURN 3 | 1980 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 17 | SCIFI | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | 26 | ROM/AMC | ||||
| BACK ROADS | 1981 | R | SALLYFIELD | 4 | HBO | |||
| PLACES IN THE HEART | 1984 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 20 | TBS | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 19 | TBS | |||
| MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE | 1985 | CARRIEFISHER | 30 | HBO | ||||
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | 27 | MAX/FLIX | |||
| WHEN HARRY MET SALLY | 1989 | R | CARRIEFISHER | 29 | FLIX | Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene! | 6 | 2 |
| POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE | 1990 | CARRIEFISHER | 7 | SHO | ||||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| STRAPLESS | 1989 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | IFC | |||
| SINGLES | 1992 | BRIDGETFONDA | 24 | STZ | ||||
| LITTLE BUDDHA | 1993 | PG | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | ENC | |||
| FINDING GRACELAND | 1998 | PG13 | BRIDGETFONDA | 30 | HBO | |||
| LAKE PLACID | 1999 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | MAX | |||
| BASIL | 1997 | CLAIREFORLANI | 30 | ROM | ||||
| NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA | 1972 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 20 | DIS | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY 1977 | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 14 | DIS | All daughters & mothers should watch this together. | 6 | 2 |
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 30 | BRAVO | |||
| MESMERIZED | 1984 | JODIEFOSTER | 23 | MYST | ||||
| FIVE CORNERS | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 6 | ENC | |||
| ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 30 | TBS/TNT | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| NELL | 1994 | JODIEFOSTER | 26 | FAM | ||||
| ANNA AND THE KING | 1999 | PG13 | JODIEFOSTER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BETTER OFF DEAD | 1985 | DIANEFRANKLIN | 10 | COM | ||||
| CAPTAIN JACK | 1998 | SADIEFROST | 31 | TRUE | ||||
| YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN | 1974 | PG | TERIGARR | 27 | FMC/ENC | |||
| OH, GOD! | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 28 | ENC | Cute movie - George Burns plays God, trying to convince John Denver that he is indeed the almighty, and John in turn tries to convince the rest of the planet to clean up its act because God said so. Added bonus: Teri looks wonderful in a nightie! | 8 | 10 |
| MIRACLES | 1986 | TERIGARR | 30 | STZ/FLIX | ||||
| PERFECT ALIBI | 1994 | TERIGARR | 22 | LIFE | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 28 | SHO | |||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | REBECCAGAYHEART | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 30 | MAX | |||
| SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE - 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 25 | MAX | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | 26 | HBO | |||
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | LAURA SANGIACOMO | 6 | TBS | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| Growing Pains | TRACEYGOLD | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 10 | |||
| FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY | 1994 | TRACEYGOLD | 22 | LIFE | ||||
| STOLEN INNOCENCE | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 29 | LIFE | ||||
| HOT SHOTS | 1991 | PG13 | VALERIAGOLINO | 26 | FMC | |||
| LICENSE TO DRIVE | 1988 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 26 | FMC | ||||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 20 | FX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 23 | IFC | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 18 | STZ | |||
| BOWFINGER | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 29 | STZ | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 20 | TNT | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFERGREY | 12 | TNT/TBS | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| IF THE SHOE FITS | 1991 | NA | JENNIFERGREY | 10 | FMC | |||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| BODY DOUBLE | 1984 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 25 | A&E | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 7 | FMC | |||
| PACIFIC HEIGHTS | 1990 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 29 | HBO | ||||
| BORN YESTERDAY | 1993 | PG | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 15 | STZ | |||
| NOBODY'S FOOL 1994 | 1994 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 28 | MAX | ||||
| MILK MONEY | 1994 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 25 | HBO | Cute tail of son fixing up daddy | 6 | 8 |
| LOLITA 1997 | 1997 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 17 | MAX | Whether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy! | 9 | 1 |
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD | 2000 | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | 25 | DIS | ||||
| our house | deidrehall | reruns | ||||||
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 29 | DIS | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| CLAN OF CAVE BEAR | 1986 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 18 | ENC | Daryl plays a bodacious Neanderthal who just loves to get laid. | 6 | 10 |
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 25 | FX | |||
| WALL STREET | 1987 | DARYLHANNAH | 23 | ENC | Short DELL, AOL & MICROSOFT! | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 19 | TBS | |||
| TIE THAT BINDS | 1995 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 11 | SHO | |||
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 28 | SUND/TMC | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| WILDFLOWERS | 1999 | DARYLHANNAH | 31 | ROM/AMC | ||||
| RECKLESS | 1984 | R | DARYL HANNAH | 31 | LOVE | |||
| AMERICAN PIE | 1999 | R | ALYSONHANNIGAN | 31 | STZ | Better than average teen sex comedy | 7 | 7 |
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | ALYSONHANNIGAN | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| TWISTED DESIRE | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | 12 | TNT | ||||
| RIGHT CONNECTIONS | 1997 | PG | MELISSA JOANHART | 22 | TMC | |||
| SILENCING MARY | 1997 | NR | MELISSA JOANHART | 5 | LIFE | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOANHART | 20 | HBO | ||||
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| Knot's Landing | LISAHARTMAN | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| STRAIGHT TALK | 1992 | TERIHATCHER | 5 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| HEAVEN'S PRISONERS | 1996 | R | TERIHATCHER | 8 | TNT | |||
| ALL TIED UP | NA | NR | TERIHATCHER | 10 | COM | Great movie for gals who just broke up with their guys, and Teri looks fab! | 6 | 7 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| DOLLARS$ | 1972 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 30 | MAX/SHO | |||
| BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE | 1972 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 22 | HBO | |||
| SUGARLAND EXPRESS | 1974 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | TRUE | |||
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 29 | HBO | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| PRIVATE BENJAMIN | 1980 | GOLDIEHAWN | 1 | MAX | ||||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 28 | HBO | |||
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 21 | HBO | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 26 | TNT | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 19 | USA | |||
| FLED | 1996 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 27 | FX | Salma is her cute feisty best in this fast moving action flick. | 6 | 7 |
| FOOLS RUSH IN | 1997 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 17 | LIFE | Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable. | 1 | 7 |
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 23 | TMC | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 30 | ENC | If you liked the 70s this movie is for you | 5 | 8 |
| WILD WILD WEST | 1999 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 31 | HBO | |||
| DESPERADO | NA | NR | SALMAHAYEK | 4 | USA | |||
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | MARILUHENNER | 15 | ROM | |||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | MARILUHENNER | 26 | MAX | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 30 | MAX | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 20 | SHO | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 25 | MAX | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 20 | HBO | ||||
| time of your life | 1999 | tv | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEEKLY MON 8PM | FOX | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| DEATH VALLEY | 1982 | CATHERINEHICKS | 28 | MAX | ||||
| LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON | 1987 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 19 | COM | |||
| SOUVENIR | 1988 | R | CATHERINEHICKS | 25 | TMC | |||
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | CATHERINEHICKS | 5 | TBS | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| ALLNIGHTER | 1987 | SUSANNAHOFFS | 26 | USA | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 30 | MAX | |||
| NO LOOKING BACK | 1998 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 15 | WGN/ABC | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| GO | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 29 | HBO | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | KATIEHOLMES | 27 | SHO | |||
| WAITING TO EXHALE | 1995 | NA | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 25 | HBO | |||
| RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN'S CINDERELLA | 1997 | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 28 | DIS | ||||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | KATEHUDSON | 31 | SHO | |||
| SWEET REVENGE - 1984 | 1984 | HELENHUNT | 1 | FMC | ||||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | HELENHUNT | 31 | COM | ||||
| NEXT OF KIN | 1989 | R | HELENHUNT | 29 | HBO | |||
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | HELENHUNT | 27 | SHO | |||
| IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS | 1993 | NR | HELENHUNT | 8 | LIFE | |||
| AS GOOD AS IT GETS | 1997 | PG13 | HELENHUNT | 19 | TBS/TNT | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | 21 | HBO | |||
| BROADCAST NEWS | 1987 | HOLLYHUNTER | 26 | FMC | ||||
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 4 | COM | |||
| ALWAYS | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 6 | FX | |||
| LIVING OUT LOUD | 1998 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 30 | ENC | |||
| PASSENGER 57 | 1992 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 31 | STZ | Terrorists hikack an airline. Liz is delicious. | 6 | 10 |
| NIGHTSCARE | 1994 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 21 | SHO | |||
| SHARPE'S ENEMY | 1994 | NR | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 15 | BIO | |||
| PERMANENT MIDNIGHT | 1998 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 24 | TMC | |||
| SUSIE Q | 1996 | PG | AMY JOJOHNSON | 19 | DIS | |||
| WATCHER IN WOODS | 1981 | PG | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | 30 | TNT | |||
| WAXWORK | 1988 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 16 | USA | ||||
| DONOR | 1995 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 28 | SHO | |||
| ETERNAL REVENGE | 1999 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 8 | TMC | ||||
| HACKERS | 1995 | ANGELINAJOLIE | 8 | USA | ||||
| BONE COLLECTOR | 1999 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 10 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GIRL INTERRUPTED | 1999 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 30 | EXTR | |||
| HAUNTING 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 31 | HBO | |||
| ENTRAPMENT | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 31 | MAX | |||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANETJONES | 27 | MAX | |||
| PASSION OF DARKLY NOON | 1995 | ASHLEYJUDD | 27 | HBO/TMC | ||||
| NORMAL LIFE | 1996 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 30 | HBO | |||
| EYE OF THE BEHOLDER | 1999 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DOWNHILL WILLIE | 1996 | PG13 | STACIKEANAN | 18 | USA | Goes downhill fast. | 0 | 6 |
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | STACIKEANAN | 23 | IFC | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE MARRIED? | 1990 | PATSYKENSIT | 28 | FMC | ||||
| BITTER HARVEST | 1993 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 25 | USA/EXTR | |||
| MAN WITH THREE WIVES | 1993 | JOANNAKERNS | 15 | TNN | ||||
| SEE JANE RUN | 1995 | JOANNAKERNS | 5 | LIFE | ||||
| NO ONE COULD PROTECT HER | 1996 | JOANNAKERNS | 20 | LIFE | ||||
| MOTHER KNOWS BEST | 1997 | JOANNAKERNS | 7 | ABC | ||||
| Growing Pains | JOANNA KERNS | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 7 | |||
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 31 | MAX/SHO | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| SOME KIND OF HERO | 1982 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 30 | BETM | |||
| PYGMALION | 1983 | MARGOTKIDDER | 31 | FMC | ||||
| LOUISIANA | 1984 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 19 | ROM | |||
| GLITTER DOME | 1984 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 22 | HBO | |||
| WINDRUNNER | 1994 | MARGOTKIDDER | 16 | DIS | ||||
| BEANSTALK | 1994 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | 16 | HBO | |||
| DEAD CALM | 1989 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 17 | ENC | Really scary and fun to watch! Nicole is awesome! | 9 | 10 |
| MY LIFE | 1993 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 30 | HBO/STZ | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 29 | HBO | |||
| EYES WIDE SHUT | 1999 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 31 | MAX | |||
| DAYS OF THUNDER | NA | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 6 | WGN | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | NASTASSIAKINSKI | 30 | BRAVO | |||
| CAT PEOPLE | 1982 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 20 | ACTN | Odd movie - but Nastassja is rarely overdressed. | 7 | 9 |
| LITTLE BOY BLUE | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 22 | HBO | |||
| EDTV | 1999 | PG13 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 28 | STZ | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | LISAKUDROW | 19 | SHO | |||
| CLOCKWATCHERS | 1998 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 17 | MAX | |||
| ANALYZE THIS | 1999 | R | LISAKUDROW | 31 | HBO | |||
| HANGING UP | 2000 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 3 | ROM | |||
| MILLENIUM | 1989 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 5 | FMC | |||
| FULFILLMENT | 1989 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 31 | LOVE | |||
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 9 | TBS/TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 0 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | DIANELANE | 29 | ENC | ||||
| MY NEW GUN | 1992 | R | DIANELANE | 22 | IFC | |||
| JUDGE DREDD | 1995 | DIANELANE | 6 | NBC | ||||
| ALL THAT JAZZ | 1979 | NR | JESSICALANGE | 1 | BRAVO | |||
| HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING | 1980 | JESSICALANGE | 30 | A&E | ||||
| FRANCES | 1982 | JESSICALANGE | 10 | ROM | Wake me when it's over. | 1 | 4 | |
| SWEET DREAMS (1985) | 1985 | JESSICALANGE | 25 | ROM | ||||
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 25 | MAX | |||
| MEN DON'T LEAVE | 1990 | JESSICALANGE | 24 | ENC | ||||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | 18 | MAX | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 31 | TMC | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 20 | COM | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | 27 | SCIFI | ||||
| HARD BOUNTY | 1995 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 28 | TMC | |||
| TRACKS OF A KILLER | 1996 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 27 | EXTR | |||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 27 | MAX | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 19 | TNT/TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties. | 9 | 10 |
| EASY MONEY | 1983 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 29 | MAX | Jennifer plays a really juicy virgin who turns into a nympho - funny flick about how Rodney Dangerfield has to clean up his act to inherit $10 million | 7 | 10 |
| GRANDVIEW USA | 1984 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 27 | SHO | ||||
| HEART OF MIDNIGHT | 1988 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 25 | SUND | |||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | NA | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 26 | ACTN | |||
| RUSH | 1991 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 28 | FX | |||
| CROOKED HEARTS | 1991 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 27 | ROM | ||||
| HUDSUCKER PROXY | 1994 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 9 | SUND | |||
| DOLORES CLAIBORNE | 1995 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 1 | TNT | |||
| EXISTENZ | 1999 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 26 | SHO | |||
| DEEP IMPACT | 1998 | PG13 | TEALEONI | 31 | SHO | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 20 | TNT/TBS | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| STRANGE DAYS | 1995 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 17 | USA/SCIFI | |||
| EVENING STAR | 1996 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 7 | MAX | |||
| SOME GIRLS 1998 | 1998 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 19 | MAX | |||
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 25 | ACTN | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 2 |
| RETURN OF SWAMP THING | 1988 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 31 | FLIX | If anyone can get a plant hard, our money would be on Heather! | 4 | 6 | |
| LETHAL CHARM | 1991 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 11 | TNT | ||||
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 23 | EXTR | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | 29 | STZ/DIS | |||
| LIFE SIZE | 2000 | LINDSAYLOHAN | 20 | ABC | ||||
| NIGHT SHIFT | 1982 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 27 | MAX/TMC | Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick! | 10 | 9 |
| LOSIN' IT | 1983 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 23 | COM | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHELLEYLONG | 30 | COM | ||||
| TROOP BEVERLY HILLS | 1989 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 3 | DIS | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | TRACILORDS | 23 | IFC | |||
| STIR | 1997 | TRACILORDS | 29 | MAX/SHO | ||||
| EXTRAMARITAL | 1998 | R | TRACILORDS | 1 | HBO | |||
| SECRET PASSIONS | 1985 | SUSANLUCCI | 15 | ROM | ||||
| BRIDE IN BLACK | 1990 | SUSANLUCCI | 9 | LIFE | ||||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: WHY MY DAUGHTER | 1992 | NR | JAMIELUNER | 6 | LIFE | |||
| profiler | 1999 | tv | JAMIELUNER | WEEKLY SAT 10PM | NBC | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| Just The Ten Of Us | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | 7 | 10 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| LOLITA 1962 | 1962 | NR | SUELYON | 6 | MAX | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 16 | HBO | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| AMERICAN PIE | 1999 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 31 | STZ | Better than average teen sex comedy | 7 | 7 |
| FREEWAY II: CONFESSIONS OF A TRICKBABY | 1999 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 19 | MAX | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 23 | FLIX | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 7 |
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 31 | MAX | |||
| WOMEN & MEN 2 | 1991 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 27 | HBO | |||
| DECEPTION | 1993 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 29 | ENC | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 23 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 5 |
| MICHAEL | 1996 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 6 | TNT/TBS | |||
| SHADRACH | 1998 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 29 | HBO | ||||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 29 | MAX | |||
| JUST THE TICKET | 1999 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 24 | TMC | |||
| LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | 6 | TNT/TBS | |||
| HOT TO TROT | 1988 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 29 | COM | I refuse to pan a horse movie, but I'd rather saddle up Virginia any day! | 6 | 7 |
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 12 | ENC | ||||
| HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING | 1991 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 14 | SHO | |||
| AMBUSHED | 1998 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 13 | HBO | |||
| LOST AND FOUND | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 27 | HBO | |||
| WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | Good Bond movie - Sophie SMOKES! | 9 | 10 |
| VIVA LAS VEGAS | 1964 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 16 | TCM/TNT/TBS | |||
| FIFTYTWO PICK-UP | 1986 | ANNMARGRET | 10 | WGN | Good blackmail plot. | 6 | 3 | |
| HOMESTEAD | 1998 | ANNMARGRET | 8 | TNN | ||||
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | KELLIEMARTIN | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| FACE ON THE MILK CARTON | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 26 | FAM | ||||
| ABOUT SARAH | 1998 | KELLIEMARTIN | 6 | CBS | ||||
| POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1972 | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | 20 | AMC | Any excuse to get Pamela wet! | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 27 | COM | ||||
| AT CLOSE RANGE | 1986 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 29 | TRUE | |||
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 20 | TNT/TBS | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| FUNNY ABOUT LOVE | 1990 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 19 | COM | ||||
| MARRIED TO IT | 1991 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 26 | TMC | |||
| BENNY & JOON | 1993 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 26 | TMC | ||||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 23 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| DIGGING TO CHINA | 1998 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 13 | MAX | |||
| WHEN JUSTICE FAILS | 1998 | R | MARLEEMATLIN | 28 | HBO | |||
| IN HER DEFENSE | 1998 | MARLEEMATLIN | 4 | MAX | ||||
| LIFEFORCE | 1985 | R | MATHILDAMAY | 26 | MAX | Starts out good, but runs out of script. But WHO CARES? Mathilda shows us PLENTY of what made her a star. | 4 | 10 |
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | MAUREENMCCORMICK | 20 | FAM | ||||
| DEVIL IN THE FLESH | 1997 | ROSEMCGOWAN | 29 | HBO | ||||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 30 | MAX | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER | 1990 | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | 11 | FAM | |||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: CRADLE OF CONSPIRACY | 1994 | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | 6 | LIFE | |||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: JUSTICE FOR ANNIE | NA | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | 6 | LIFE | |||
| SIRENS 1994 | 1994 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 30 | ENC | |||
| IF LUCY FELL | 1996 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 7 | TMC | |||
| will and grace | 1999 | tv | DEBRAMESSING | WEEKLY TUE | NBC | |||
| COMMANDO | 1985 | ALYSSAMILANO | 27 | ENC | ||||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | ALYSSAMILANO | 17 | COM | ||||
| POISON IVY 2: LILY | 1995 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 11 | TBS/TNT | Story? - heaven only knows - but I'll take any excuse in the book for a look at Alyssa's delicious headlights. | 1 | 10 |
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | ABC | Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie! | 2 | 9 |
| BELOW UTOPIA | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 8 | MAX | Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped | 3 | 10 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| FRESHMAN | 1990 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 12 | TNT/TBS | Hysterical tale of blackmarket gourmet delights. | 10 | 5 |
| OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY | 1993 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 20 | ENC | Danny Devito is a ruthless Wall Street weasel looking to plunder Penelope Ann Miller's company, but his lust for her gets in the way. Highpoint is Danny's take on lawyers: "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads - I've got mine because they've got theirs, but if either one of us uses them we're all fucked." | 8 | 9 | |
| CARLITO'S WAY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 20 | USA | |||
| SHADOW | 1994 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 19 | USA | ||||
| Knot's Landing | DONNAMILLS | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 31 | MAX/STZ | |||
| SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 30 | HBO | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| GHOST | 1990 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 6 | TNT/TBS | |||
| NOTHING BUT TROUBLE | 1991 | DEMIMOORE | 27 | HBO | Nothing but boring. | 0 | 1 | |
| BUTCHER'S WIFE | 1991 | PG13 | DEMIMOORE | 19 | SCIFI | 3 | 4 | |
| MORTAL THOUGHTS | 1991 | R | DEMIMOORE | 30 | TNT/TBS | |||
| INDECENT PROPOSAL | 1993 | R | DEMIMOORE | 12 | USA | Great unrealized potential as Robert Redford offers $1 mil for 1 night with Demi Moore | 4 | 4 |
| STRIPTEASE | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | 26 | TNT/TBS | Unintentionally hysterical story of a stripper - after Demi's awesome assets, Monty Python steals the show. | 1 | 10 |
| BENNY & JOON | 1993 | JULIANNEMOORE | 26 | TMC | ||||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 20 | FX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| CHICAGO CAB | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 30 | SHO | |||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | JULIANNEMOORE | 18 | STZ | |||
| END OF THE AFFAIR | 1999 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 23 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | BEBENEUWIRTH | 31 | MAX | |||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | 23 | TMC | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 12 | TBS/TNT | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS | 1998 | PG13 | JACQUELINEOBRADORS | 30 | ENC | Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho. | 8 | 10 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | LARISAOLEYNIK | 20 | STZ | |||
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | SUSANOLSEN | 20 | FAM | ||||
| ROMAN HOLIDAY | 1987 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 9 | ROM | ||||
| CHARLES & DIANA: APALACE DIVIDED | 1992 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 31 | TRUE | ||||
| PALLBEARER | 1996 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 19 | ABC | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 31 | TMC | |||
| JANE EYRE 1995 | 1995 | ANNAPAQUIN | 20 | WAM | ||||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 31 | COM | ||||
| STRIKING DISTANCE | 1993 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 29 | MAX/EXTR | ||||
| ED WOOD | 1994 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 31 | MAX | |||
| IF LUCY FELL | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 7 | TMC | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 20 | MAX | |||
| sex and the city | 1998 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | weekly series | HBO | ||||
| DUDLEY D0-RIGHT | 1999 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 4 | STZ | |||
| NORTH SHORE | 1987 | NR | NIAPEEPLES | 21 | TNT | |||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 12 | ROM | |||
| FEARLESS | 1993 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 27 | ENC | |||
| TWENTY FOUR HOUR WOMAN | 1999 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 28 | SUND | |||
| ANNIE | 1982 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | 19 | FAM | |||
| PINK CADILLAC | 1989 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 29 | ENC | ||||
| EXPLORERS | 1985 | AMANDAPETERSON | 31 | TNT | A bunch of boys build a spaceship to visit aliens and peep at Amanda in her underwear. Kids, you can keep your little green men - I'll take Amanda to play with my little pink man any day! A cute flick. | 8 | 8 | |
| WINDRUNNER | 1994 | AMANDAPETERSON | 16 | DIS | ||||
| HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS | 1980 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 1 | MAX | |||
| GREASE 2 | 1982 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 9 | TBS/TNT | The epitomy of god awful sequels | 0 | 3 |
| SCARFACE | 1983 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 24 | FX | |||
| LADYHAWKE | 1985 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 12 | SCIFI | |||
| SWEET LIBERTY | 1986 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 11 | FX | |||
| RUSSIA HOUSE | 1990 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 26 | FLIX | |||
| BATMAN RETURNS | 1992 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 28 | ENC | |||
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 28 | HBO/ENC/TMC | |||
| DEEP END OF THE OCEAN | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | MAX | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 22 | HBO | |||
| INVISIBLE KID | 1988 | PG | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 31 | SHO | |||
| WISE GUYS | 1986 | R | MARIAPITILLO | 26 | STZ | |||
| BETWEEN LOVE AND HONOR | 1995 | MARIAPITILLO | 8 | LIFE | ||||
| GODZILLA | 1998 | PG13 | MARIAPITILLO | 26 | SHO | Better than average monster flick - highlight is the helluva blowjob Maria gives to one lucky lollipop. I'd have enjoyed this movie more if Maria got raped by a) her lecherous Tv boss b) Godzilla and then gave birth to little zillas. | 7 | 9 |
| DIFFERENT STROKES: STORY OF JACK AND JILL... AND JILL | 1997 | R | DANAPLATO | 20 | MAX | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | EVEPLUMB | 20 | FAM | ||||
| FINE THINGS | 1990 | TRACYPOLLAN | 26 | LIFE | ||||
| CHILDREN OF THE DARK | 1994 | TRACYPOLLAN | 16 | FAM | ||||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 23 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 25 | COM | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 24 | MAX | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| FIFTYTWO PICK-UP | 1986 | KELLYPRESTON | 10 | WGN | Good blackmail plot. | 6 | 6 | |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 19 | SCIFI | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| TWINS | 1988 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 5 | TNT/TBS | Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly? | 8 | 10 |
| SPELLBINDER | 1988 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 22 | FLIX | |||
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 27 | SHO | |||
| HOLY MAN | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYPRESTON | 25 | STZ | |||
| JACK FROST 1998 | 1998 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 31 | HBO | |||
| FOR LOVE OF THE GAME | 1999 | PG13 | KELLYPRESTON | 10 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SEDUCTION: THREE TALES FROM THE INNER SANCTUM | 1992 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 28 | LOVE | ||||
| BEYOND OBSESSION | 1994 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 24 | TRUE | |||
| ABDUCTION | 1996 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 24 | WGN | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| AMERICAN PIE | 1999 | R | TARAREID | 31 | STZ | Better than average teen sex comedy - Tara SMOKES as she loses her cherry and is on the receiving end of some major tongue action. | 7 | 10 |
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 27 | BRAVO | |||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 19 | SHO | |||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 31 | SHO | |||
| SLEEPY HOLLOW | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | If your hollow is sleepy, Christina, let me at it - I'll wake it up! | ||
| SPACED INVADERS | 1990 | PG | ARIANARICHARDS | 13 | MAX | |||
| WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH | 1999 | PG13 | DENISERICHARDS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | Good Bond Movie - Denise is a great fuck, but couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. | 9 | 8 |
| ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1974 | KIMRICHARDS | 13 | DIS/WAM | Kim was one delicious piece of jailbait when this came out. | |||
| chips - 1 episode | NA | NR | KIMRICHARDS | IN RERUNS | Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim? | 1 | 8 | |
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 1 | IFC | |||
| SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE | 1983 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 9 | MAX | |||
| SIXTEEN CANDLES | 1984 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 6 | TNT/TBS | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 20 | TBS/TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 11 | ROM | |||
| FOR KEEPS | 1988 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 30 | LOV/SHO | |||
| BETSY'S WEDDING | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 29 | MAX | |||
| REQUIEM FOR MURDER | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 26 | HBO/SHO | ||||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 27 | SHO | |||
| MYSTIC PIZZA | 1988 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 25 | LIFE | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 19 | TBS | |||
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 6 | TBS | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| HOOK | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | 27 | TNT/TBS | Big stars in a cute tale of Peter Pan. | 6 | 1 | |
| I LOVE TROUBLE | 1994 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 29 | SHO | |||
| MARY REILLY | 1996 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | TMC | |||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 26 | SHO | |||
| RUNAWAY BRIDE | 1999 | PG | JULIAROBERTS | 30 | SHO | |||
| BEASTMASTER | 1982 | NR | TANYAROBERTS | 18 | TBS | Beautiful girl has Doctor Dolittle-like powers. Tanya - you can master my beast any day. | 3 | 10 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| DEADLOCK | 1991 | R | MIMIROGERS | 28 | MAX/TMC | |||
| LADYKILLER | 1992 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 9 | LIFE | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 18 | STZ | |||
| LOTTERY | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | 28 | LIFE | ||||
| BABYSITTER'S SEDUCTION | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | 20 | LIFE | ||||
| EIGHT DAYS A WEEK | 1997 | R | KERIRUSSELL | 29 | MAX | |||
| WHEN INNOCENCE IS LOST | 1997 | KERIRUSSELL | 13 | LIFE | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| DEAD MAN'S CURVE | 1998 | KERIRUSSELL | 25 | USA | ||||
| star trek voyager | 1999 | JERIRYAN | WEEKLY LOCAL | WB | ||||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 31 | HBO/STZ/MYST | |||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | 27 | TBS/TNT | |||
| WHEN HARRY MET SALLY | 1989 | R | MEGRYAN | 29 | FLIX | Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene! | 6 | 10 |
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | 28 | HBO | |||
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | MEGRYAN | 26 | MAX | ||||
| HANGING UP | 2000 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 26 | HBO | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | 28 | HBO/ENC/TMC | |||
| CRUCIBLE | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 20 | LIFE | |||
| GIRL INTERRUPTED | 1999 | R | WINONARYDER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FATAL INHERITANCE | 1991 | PG | EMMASAMMS | 13 | ROM | |||
| DELIRIOUS | 1991 | NR | EMMASAMMS | 28 | COM | |||
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | NR | EMMASAMMS | 23 | EXTR | |||
| SHADOW OF A STRANGER | 1992 | EMMASAMMS | 24 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 23 | FLIX | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 9 |
| QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER | 1990 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 20 | SHO | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 20 | TNT | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| POMPATUS OF LOVE | 1995 | R | MIASARA | 18 | SUND | |||
| LOVIN' MOLLY | 1974 | SUSANSARANDON | 16 | TMC | ||||
| ATLANTIC CITY | 1980 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 31 | LOV/SHO | |||
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 1 | IFC | |||
| BUDDY SYSTEM | 1984 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 31 | HBO | |||
| SWEET HEARTS DANCE | 1988 | SUSANSARANDON | 28 | A&E | ||||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 26 | SHO | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 28 | TMC | |||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 23 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CRADLE WILL ROCK | 1999 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 23 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LAST FLING | 1987 | CONNIESELECCA | 16 | LIFE | ||||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| hotel | CONNIESELLECCA | IN RERUNS | ||||||
| SHE LED TWO LIVES | 1995 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 17 | ROM | |||
| MARY HIGGINS CLARK'S MOONLIGHT BECOMES YOU | 1997 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 24 | FAM | |||
| SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL | 1989 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 28 | BETM/FLIX | |||
| LAST SEDUCTION 2 | 1998 | JOANSEVERANCE | 4 | HBO | ||||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | CHLOESEVIGNY | 31 | SHO | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| FOUR FEATHERS | 1978 | JANESEYMOUR | 18 | ROM | ||||
| SUN ALSO RISES | 1984 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 6 | ROM | |||
| TUNNEL | 1989 | R | JANESEYMOUR | 22 | LOVE | |||
| WARGAMES | 1983 | ALLYSHEEDY | 19 | TNT/TBS | Matthew Broderick has to save the world from a computer wargame turned real. | 9 | 5 | |
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 20 | TBS/TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| SHORT CIRCUIT | 1990 | ALLYSHEEDY | 8 | DIS | A robot has a hard-on for Ally! | 9 | 8 | |
| ONLY THE LONELY | 1991 | ALLYSHEEDY | 5 | TBS | ||||
| HAUNTING OF SEACLIFF INN | 1994 | ALLYSHEEDY | 12 | FAM | ||||
| HIGH ART | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 22 | HBO | |||
| MACON COUNTY JAIL | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 26 | HBO/EXTR | |||
| HEARTBREAK KID | 1972 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 28 | AMC | ||||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| SURE THING | 1985 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 22 | COM | |||
| DECEPTIONS | 1990 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 13 | LIFE | |||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 17 | ROM | |||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | BROOKESHIELDS | 17 | COM | ||||
| FREAKED | 1993 | PG13 | BROOKESHIELDS | 30 | FMC | |||
| ALMOST PERFECT BANK ROBBERY | 1999 | BROOKESHIELDS | 7 | LIFE | ||||
| BACHELOR | 1999 | PG13 | BROOKESHIELDS | 17 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BLUE LAGOON | 1980 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | 5 | TBS/TNT | Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do? | 5 | 10 |
| KARATE KID | 1984 | PG | ELISABETHSHUE | 30 | HBO | |||
| COCKTAIL | 1988 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 29 | MAX | Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me. | 1 | 8 |
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | 27 | ROM | ||||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 18 | MAX | |||
| CRUSH | 1993 | R | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 25 | TBS/TNT | Alicia plays a teenage vixen with a crush on her older neighbor - he needs lots of cold showers to avoid the jailbait temptress. Pay close attention and Alicia will bless you with a full frontal. | 7 | 10 |
| SPEEDWAY | 1968 | NR | NANCYSINATRA | 13 | TCM | |||
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 29 | MAX | |||
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | 27 | TNT | |||
| CITY SLICKERS | 1991 | HELENSLATER | 13 | TBS | ||||
| HOUSE IN THE HILLS | 1993 | HELENSLATER | 25 | TMC | ||||
| NO WAY BACK | 1996 | R | HELENSLATER | 31 | MAX | |||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| west wing | 1999-2000 | ALLISONSMITH | WED | NBC | I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed. | 0 | 1 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| LIES BEFORE KISSES | 1991 | JACLYNSMITH | 29 | LIFE | ||||
| MARRIED TO A STRANGER | 1997 | JACLYNSMITH | 30 | FAM | ||||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 26 | MAX | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| NEW YORK COP | 1995 | R | MIRASORVINO | 26 | EXTR | |||
| AT FIRST SIGHT 1999 | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 27 | SHO | |||
| FREE MONEY | 1998 | MIRASORVINO | 28 | STZ | ||||
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | TORISPELLING | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? | 1996 | NR | TORISPELLING | 1 | LIFE | |||
| DEADLY PURSUITS | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 11 | LIFE | ||||
| COED CALL GIRL | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 14 | MAX | ||||
| TRICK | 1999 | R | TORISPELLING | 29 | MAX/STZ | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | JULIA STILES | 20 | STZ | |||
| TEN | 1979 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 28 | HBO | |||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 24 | MAX | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| CRITTERS | 1986 | PG13 | DEE WALLACESTONE | 29 | TBS/TNT | |||
| ALLIGATOR II: THE MUTATION | 1991 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 3 | SCIFI | |||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: CRADLE OF CONSPIRACY | 1994 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 6 | LIFE | |||
| INVISIBLE MOM 2 | 1998 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | 30 | SHO | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHARONSTONE | 30 | COM | ||||
| KING SOLOMON'S MINES | 1985 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 31 | WGN | |||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 29 | TBS/TNT | |||
| SCISSORS | 1991 | R | SHARONSTONE | 19 | TMC | |||
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | 27 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 29 | MAX | |||
| GLORIA 1999 | 1999 | R | SHARONSTONE | 29 | MAX | |||
| ZENON: GIRL OF THE 21ST CENTURY | 1999 | G | KIRSTENSTORMS | 26 | DIS | |||
| STAKEOUT | 1987 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 15 | HBO | Richard Dreyfuss & Emelio Estevez are 2 cops on stakeout spying on Madeleine - Richard can't help but letting his little head get ahead of his big one. | 7 | 9 |
| TWO JAKES | 1990 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 30 | TMC | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 23 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| LOLITA 1997 | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 17 | MAX | Whether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy! | 9 | 9 |
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 12 | COM | |||
| CHASE 1994 | 1994 | KRISTYSWANSON | 28 | COM | Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun. | 8 | 8 | |
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 14 | COM | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| BIG DADDY | 1999 | PG13 | KRISTYSWANSON | 31 | HBO | |||
| Grapevine | 2000 | TV | KRISTYSWANSON | WEEKLY MON | CBS | |||
| TO THE ENDS OF TIME | 1996 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 12 | SCIFI | ||||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 13 | FOX | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 2 | ENC | |||
| MIGHTY JOE YOUNG | 1998 | PG | CHARLIZETHERON | 25 | DIS | |||
| ASTRONAUTS WIFE | 1999 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 27 | STZ | |||
| BURIED SECRETS | 1996 | NR | TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN | 12 | TNT/TBS | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| CYCLONE | 1987 | R | HEATHERTHOMAS | 30 | ACTN | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| ALL THE RIGHT MOVES | 1983 | R | LEATHOMPSON | 28 | ENC | Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE! | 1 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 19 | TBS | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 19 | SCIFI | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | LEATHOMPSON | 20 | TNT/TBS | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE II | 1989 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 15 | SCIFI | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 8 | 6 |
| STOLEN BABIES | 1992 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 15 | FAM | |||
| UNKNOWN CYCLIST | 1998 | LEATHOMPSON | 23 | STZ | ||||
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN | 1989 | PG | UMATHURMAN | 29 | HBO | |||
| HENRY & JUNE | 1990 | NC17 | UMATHURMAN | 8 | BRAVO | |||
| EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES | 1994 | R | UMATHURMAN | 21 | IFC | |||
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 30 | MAX | |||
| LES MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 26 | HBO | |||
| SWEET AND LOWDOWN | 1999 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 12 | ROM | |||
| PAPER | 1994 | MARISATOMEI | 21 | SHO | ||||
| PEREZ FAMILY | 1995 | MARISATOMEI | 15 | IFC | ||||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 16 | HBO | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| HAREM | 1986 | NANCYTRAVIS | 20 | ROM | ||||
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | 28 | MAX | |||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| JFK: RECKLESS YOUTH | 1993 | ROBINTUNNEY | 29 | TRUE | ||||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 5 | USA/SCIFI | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 9 |
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 15 | EXTR | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 25 | IFC | |||
| MONTANA 1998 | 1998 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 14 | HBO | |||
| END OF DAYS | 1999 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 23 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LAST CALL | 1990 | NR | SHANNONTWEED | 28 | EXTR | |||
| NIGHT EYES II | 1991 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 26 | SHO | |||
| INDECENT BEHAVIOR | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 31 | MAX | |||
| FORBIDDEN SINS | 1998 | SHANNONTWEED | 31 | SHO | ||||
| NAKED LIES | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 19 | HBO | |||
| POWER PLAY | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 28 | HBO | |||
| STEALING BEAUTY | 1996 | R | LIVTYLER | 26 | ROM | Liv plays a young girl learning about sex. | 5 | 10 |
| ARMAGEDDON | 1998 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 29 | ACTN | Better than average tale of mankinds impending doom. | 7 | 6 |
| COOKIE'S FORTUNE | 1999 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 27 | HBO | |||
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | 25 | MAX | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| HOW TO GET AHEAD IN ADVERTISING | ;1989 | R | RACHELWARD | 21 | IFC | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 29 | HBO/STZ | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| DEAL OF THE CENTURY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 20 | COM | |||
| YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 19 | TCM | |||
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 24 | ENC | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 7 | FMC | |||
| ALIEN 3 | 1992 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 30 | FX | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 27 | BRAVO | |||
| GALAXY QUEST | 1999 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BANDOLERO! | 1968 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 24 | FMC | |||
| ONE HUNRED RIFLES | 1969 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 24 | MAX | |||
| KANSAS CITY BOMBER | 1972 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 27 | ACTN | |||
| THREE MUSKETEERS (1974) | 1974 | RAQUELWELCH | 4 | MAX | ||||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | RAQUELWELCH | 31 | BETM/FMC | I'm guessinhg Raquel plays Jugs? | |||
| BACHELOR FLAT | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 14 | FMC | ||||
| WILD IN THE COUNTRY | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 12 | AMC | ||||
| HEARTBREAK HOTEL | 1988 | NR | TUESDAYWELD | 26 | HBO | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| HALLOWEEN:H2O | 1998 | R | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 30 | TMC | |||
| DANCE WITH ME | 1998 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 22 | HBO | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF ELMO IN GROUCHLAND | 1999 | G | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 31 | HBO | |||
| PLAYING WITH FIRE | 2000 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 25 | BET | ||||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 25 | STZ | |||
| TERMS OF ENDEARMENT | 1983 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 27 | LOVE | |||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 25 | FX | |||
| BLACK WIDOW | 1987 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 21 | FMC | |||
| BETRAYED | 1988 | DEBRAWINGER | 27 | FX | ||||
| SHELTERING SKY | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 23 | MYST | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | 4 | ROM | |||
| MAN IN THE MOON | 1991 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 27 | TMC | |||
| FAR OFF PLACE | 1993 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 14 | MAX | ||||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 13 | FOX | |||
| PLEASANTVILLE | 1998 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 24 | STZ | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 28 | TMC | |||
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 26 | HBO | |||
| ELECTION | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 29 | TMC | |||
| FUN | 1993 | NR | ALICIAWITT | 29 | SUND | |||
| DISAPPEARANCE OF VONNIE | 1994 | ALICIAWITT | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | ALICIAWITT | 28 | SHO | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 31 | HBO | ||||
| NO WAY OUT 1987 | 1987 | R | SEANYOUNG | 6 | A&E | Political drama | 5 | 9 |
| KISS BEFORE DYING | 1991 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 8 | TNT | |||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 31 | SCIFI | |||
| EXCEPTION TO THE RULE | 1997 | R | SEANYOUNG | 9 | HBO | |||
| OUT OF CONTROL | 1997 | SEANYOUNG | 29 | SHO | ||||
| MEN | 1997 | SEANYOUNG | 30 | SHO | ||||
| COWBOY AND MOVIE STAR | 1998 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 5 | FAM | |||
| DECEIVER | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 21 | SHO | |||
| BACHELOR | 1999 | PG13 | RENEEZELLWEGER | 17 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SURE THING | 1985 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 22 | COM | |||
| LAST RITES | 1988 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 8 | LIFE | |||
| FLY II | 1989 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 23 | STZ | ||||
| GROSS ANATOMY | 1989 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 30 | HBO | |||
| PREY OF THE CHAMELEON | 1991 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 3 | SHO | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | IN RERUNS | ABC |
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