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TV VIEWER ALERTS
Here's what you might be missing this month:SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for October, 2000:
Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | KIRSTIEALLEY | 1 | TBS/TNT | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 1 |
| SHOOT TO KILL | 1988 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 31 | HBO | |||
| MADHOUSE | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 7 | COM | |||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 6 | STZ | |||
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| IT TAKES TWO | 1995 | PG | KIRSTIE ALLEY | 28 | MAX | |||
| PREDATOR 2 | 1990 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 31 | FMC | ||||
| ACTS OF BETRAYAL | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 3 | MYST | ||||
| FOR WHICH HE STANDS | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 10 | SHO | ||||
| BLACKHEART | 1998 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 16 | MAX/TMC | |||
| LOVE, CHEAT & STEAL | 1993 | MADCHENAMICK | 27 | STZ/TMC | ||||
| TRAPPED IN PARADISE | 1994 | MADCHENAMICK | 25 | COM | ||||
| TWIST OF FATE | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 30 | MAX | ||||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| COINS IN THE FOUNTAIN | 1990 | LONIANDERSON | 1 | LMN | ||||
| DEADLY FAMILY SECRETS | 1995 | LONIANDERSON | 6 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| SNAPDRAGON | 1993 | NR | PAMELAANDERSON | 24 | SHO | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| MADE MEN | 1999 | VANESSAANGEL | 30 | HBO | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 12 | COM | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | 29 | HBO | |||
| OFFICE SPACE | 1999 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 29 | HBO | |||
| MY LITTLE ASSASSIN | GABRIELLEANWAR | 7 | LMN/LIFE | |||||
| BODY SNATCHERS | 1993 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 31 | ACTN | Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier! | 8 | 8 |
| GRAVE | 1996 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 30 | HBO | |||
| BIG HIT | 1998 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 19 | EXTR | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| HERO AT LARGE | 1980 | PG | ANNEARCHER | 27 | STZ | For some silly reason, I dug this tale of a bankrupt wanna-be-superman. | 8 | 3 |
| TOO SCARED TO SCREAM | 1985 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 31 | EXTR | |||
| BECAUSE MOMMY WORKS | 1994 | ANNEARCHER | 20 | LMN | ||||
| INDISCRETION OF AN AMERICAN WIFE | 1998 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 8 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 23 | HBO | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| LINGUINI INCIDENT | 1992 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 23 | ROM | |||
| NOWHERE TO RUN | 1993 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 19 | TBS/TNT | |||
| I'M LOSING YOU | 1998 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 27 | HBO | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 7 | TNT | |||
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| AND GOD CREATED WOMAN | 1956 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 5 | ROM | ||||
| DEAR BRIGITTE | 1965 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 1 | AMC | ||||
| EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS | 1983 | ELLENBARKIN | 25 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| SEA OF LOVE | 1989 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 29 | ENC | Ellen just oozes sex as she climbs Al Pacino's back | 6 | 10 |
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 16 | TBS/TNT | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| INTO THE WEST | 1993 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 23 | ENC | |||
| THIS BOY'S LIFE | 1993 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 27 | TRUE | |||
| BAD COMPANY | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 26 | HBO | Predictable, but watchable. | 6 | 7 |
| WILD BILL | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 29 | USA | |||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | ELLENBARKIN | 6 | STZ | |||
| MERCY | 1999 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| CAT'S EYE | 1985 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 25 | MAX | Assemblage of engaging twilight-zone type stories told through the eyes of an innocent pussy (as Drew was at this youing age her own self) - Drew's involves a nefarious troll dwelling under her bed. Drew was way too young when this was filmed, but these days the trolls in her bedroom are IN her bed. | 8 | 5 |
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 24 | HBO | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 8 |
| BEST MEN | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 27 | HBO | |||
| EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY | 1998 | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | HBO | ||||
| HOME FRIES | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 27 | MAX | |||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 30 | HBO | |||
| KILLJOY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 27 | MYST | |||
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | KIMBASINGER | 9 | ROM | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN | 1983 | PG | KIMBASINGER | 24 | HBO/SHO | Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond. | 3 | 6 |
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 29 | ENC | |||
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 27 | MAX | |||
| MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN | 1988 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 28 | USA | |||
| GETAWAY 1994 | 1994 | R | KIMBASINGER | 6 | USA | Alec Baldwin co stars in this tale of cons & doublecrosses. | 6 | 8 |
| I DREAMED OF AFRICA | 2000 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FLASHDANCE | 1983 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 6 | TNT/TBS | Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day! | 3 | 10 |
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 10 | MAX | |||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 17 | BRAVO | |||
| LET IT BE ME | 1995 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 25 | STZ | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| BODY AND SOUL | 1998 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 27 | EXTR | |||
| ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS | 1999 | KATEBECKINSALE | 25 | HBO | ||||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | KATEBECKINSALE | 11 | HBO | Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. | 7 | 7 |
| SALEM'S LOT | 1979 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 29 | LIFE | ||||
| BOY WHO COULD FLY | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 17 | MAX | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | HBO | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY | 1989 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 26 | HBO | |||
| LEGACY OF SIN: THE WILLIAM COIT STORY | 1995 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 27 | HBO | ||||
| ANY MOTHER'S SON | 1997 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 7 | LMN | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| RANDOM ENCOUNTER | 1998 | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | 27 | HBO | ||||
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| FLINTSTONES | 1994 | HALLEBERRY | 8 | STZ | Real life spoof of the famous cartoon - Halle plays foxy Sharon Stone - wouldn't you love to bammbamm her? | 8 | 10 | |
| BULWORTH | 1998 | HALLEBERRY | 26 | MAX | ||||
| INTRODUCING DOROTHY DANDRIDGE | 1999 | HALLEBERRY | 22 | HBO | ||||
| BAPS | 1997 | PG13 | HALLYBERRY | 5 | COM | |||
| MURDER OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 4 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| HAUNTING OF HELEN WALKER | 1995 | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 28 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| CASE FOR LIFE | 1996 | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 4 | LIFE | ||||
| FALLING IN LOVE...AGAIN | 2000 | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 8 | CBS | ||||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| FIRST TIME 1969 | 1969 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 28 | FLIX | |||
| MEPHISTO WALTZ | 1971 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 31 | MYST/FMC | ||||
| ST. IVES | 1976 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 30 | MYST | |||
| GREEK TYCOON | 1978 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 5 | ROM | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 14 | COM | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 8 |
| ONCE YOU MEET A STRANGER | 1996 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 4 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| MIKEY | 1992 | R | JOSIEBISSETT | 31 | EXTR | |||
| DARE TO LOVE | 1995 | JOSIEBISSETT | 3 | LMN | ||||
| EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC | 1977 | R | LINDABLAIR | 31 | SCIFI | |||
| REPOSSESSED | 1990 | NR | LINDABLAIR | 29 | COM | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 9 | FMC | |||
| ELIZABETH | 1998 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 17 | TMC | |||
| PUSHING TIN | 1999 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 21 | MAX | |||
| FACE TO DIE FOR | '1997 | YASMINEBLEETH | 21 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| LAKE | 1997 | NR | YASMINEBLEETH | 28 | FAM | |||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | YASMINEBLEETH | 20 | STZ | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 5 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 21 | TNT/TBS | |||
| working girl tv series | 1990 | SANDRABULLOCK | IN RERUNS | |||||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 31 | MAX | |||
| FORCES OF NATURE | 1999 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 31 | HBO | |||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 27 | USA | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 7 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 30 | STZ | If you liked the 70s this movie is for you | 5 | 5 |
| SCREAM 3 | 2000 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PANIC | 2000 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 10 | MAX | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| angel | 1999 | tv | CHARISMACARPENTER | weekly tue 9pm | WB | |||
| NATURAL ENEMY | 1996 | R | TIACARRERE | 19 | HBO | |||
| SCARRED CITY | 1998 | NR | TIACARRERE | 21 | MAX | |||
| TWENTY DATES | 1998 | R | TIACARRERE | 23 | HBO | |||
| relic hunter | 1999 | tv | TIACARRERE | WEEKLY SAT 5PM | WGN/WB | |||
| DADDY | 1991 | LYNDACARTER | 23 | LMN | ||||
| PRAYER IN THE DARK | 1996 | NR | LYNDACARTER | 21 | USA | |||
| PARADISE 1982 | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 11 | ROM | Stranded on a tropical island with Phoebe - hell I volunteer for this shipwreck! | 6 | 10 |
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 28 | TNT/TBS | Could Phoebe be any cuter? Woulda loved to see her get raped by Stripe, though! | 9 | 8 |
| BRIGHT LIGHTS BIG CITY | 1988 | PHOEBECATES | 10 | TNT | ||||
| BODIES, REST & MOTION | 1993 | NR | PHOEBECATES | 19 | TNT | |||
| PRINCESS CARABOO | 1994 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 27 | ROM | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | 6 | ACTN | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 25 | HBO | I can last a lot longer than 7 minutes Jen - climb on top and give me a try! | ||
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 30 | MYST | ||||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | MARISACOUGHLAN | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MARISACOUGHLAN | 26 | SHO | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | |
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| SCREAM 3 | 2000 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| MARS NEEDS WOMEN | 1964 | YVONNECRAIG | 29 | FLIX | ||||
| batman | 1968 | TV | YVONNECRAIG | in reruns | As a youngster, nothing got me hotter than Batgirl in her spandex. Yvonne, you can rip off my utility belt any day! | 9 | 10 | |
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF | 1997 | R | OLIVIAD'ABO | 30 | TMC | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 5 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| IN THE MOOD | 1987 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 26 | MAX | |||
| WIDOW'S KISS | 1996 | R | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 11 | TNT | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | OLIVIADABO | 1 | USA | |||
| VELOCITY OF GARY | 1998 | R | OLIVIADABO | 26 | HBO | |||
| POLISH WEDDING | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 31 | MAX | |||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 11 | HBO | Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. | 7 | 8 |
| MOD SQUAD | 1999 | R | CLAIREDANES | 31 | SHO | |||
| FIRST LOVE | 1977 | R | BEVERLYDANGELO | 18 | ROM | |||
| COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER | 1980 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 29 | ENC | |||
| PATERNITY | 1981 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 26 | MAX | ||||
| JUDGMENT DAY: THE JOHN LIST STORY | 1993 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 5 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | BEVERLYDANGELO | 21 | TNT/TBS | |||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ABC TV - LOCAL | |||||
| MOVING | 1988 | STACEYDASH | 31 | BETM | ||||
| MO' MONEY | 1992 | R | STACEYDASH | 29 | MAX | |||
| RENAISSANCE MAN | 1994 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 30 | HBO | Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene. | 7 | 10 |
| ILLEGAL IN BLUE | 1995 | R | STACEYDASH | 28 | EXTR | |||
| FACE OF FEAR | 1990 | PAMDAWBER | 31 | MYST | ||||
| MAN WITH THREE WIVES | 1993 | PAMDAWBER | 5 | TNN | ||||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| RESURRECTION | 1999 | DANADELANEY | 11 | HBO | ||||
| BODY PARTS | 1991 | KIMDELANEY | 25 | MAX | ||||
| SERIAL KILLER | 1995 | KIMDELANEY | 21 | FX | ||||
| CLOSER AND CLOSER | 1996 | NR | KIMDELANEY | 26 | LIFE | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| LIGHT SLEEPER | 1992 | DANADELANY | 20 | BRAVO | ||||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | DANADELANY | 7 | USA | |||
| CHOICES OF THE HEART: THE MARGARET SANGER STORY | 1995 | DANADELANY | 19 | LMN | ||||
| RISKY BUSINESS | 1983 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 21 | A&E | Tom Cruise hires a call girl | 4 | 8 |
| RUNAWAY TRAIN | 1985 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 9 | TBS/TNT | |||
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 27 | ENC | |||
| TABLE FOR ONE | 1999 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 22 | MAX/TMC | |||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | 18 | FX | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| SMOOTH TALK | 1985 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 30 | STZ/TMC | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| RAMBLING ROSE | 1991 | R | LAURADERN | 12 | TBS/TNT | Laura Dern teaches an underage boy all about the wonders of sex. | 7 | 10 |
| AFTERBURN | 1992 | R | LAURADERN | 20 | HBO | |||
| BABY DANCE | 1998 | NR | LAURADERN | 28 | SHO | |||
| LAST SUPPER | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 19 | IFC | |||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 12 | COM | |||
| THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 25 | MAX | |||
| VERY BAD THINGS | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 24 | TMC | |||
| ANY GIVEN SUNDAY | 1999 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DRESSED TO KILL | 1980 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 28 | FX | |||
| REMEMBRANCE | 1996 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 19 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| COUCH TRIP | 1988 | DONNADIXON | 22 | A&E | ||||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | DONNADIXON | 23 | COM | ||||
| our house | shannendoherty | reruns | Shannen was a really fine piece of jailbait back when this aired | |||||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS | 2000 | SHANNENDOHERTY | 24 | USA | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT | 1992 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | 22 | STZ | |||
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | 31 | FLIX | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| GOVERNESS | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 29 | SHO | |||
| GROSS POINTE BLANK | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 21 | FX | |||
| INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 1994 | R | KIRSTENDUNST | 28 | HBO | |||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | KIRSTENDUNST | 30 | DIS | ||||
| FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT | 1998 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | 9 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 24 | SHO | Guess where I'd like to stick mine? I'll give you a hint: open wide, Kirsten, and say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" | ||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 6 | STZ | |||
| outer limits - one episode | 2000 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| e.r. - 2 episodes | NA | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | ||||
| baywatch | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| AMANDA AND THE ALIEN | 1995 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 25 | SHO | movie has great potential, but gets bogged down in a god awful script | 7 | 8 |
| PRICE OF KISSING | 1997 | PG13 | NICOLEEGGERT | 29 | SHO | |||
| charles in charge | TV | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years | 3 | 10 |
| ORDEAL OF PATTY HEARST | 1979 | LISAEILBACHER | 25 | TRUE | ||||
| LIVE WIRE | 1992 | LISAEILBACHER | 28 | HBO | ||||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND HUMAN | 1999 | R | CARMENELECTRA | 25 | HBO | |||
| baywatch | TV | ERIKAELENIAK | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 31 | COM | |||
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 31 | COM | |||
| RED-HEADED STRANGER | 1986 | R | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 26 | TMC | |||
| HAUNTING OF SARAH HARDY | 1989 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 29 | FAM | ||||
| POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL - THE BARBARA HUTTON STORY | 1986 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 8 | ROM | |||
| MARGARET BOURKE-WHITE | 1989 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 8 | TNT | ||||
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 14 | TNT | |||
| BABY | 2000 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 22 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1979 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 17 | MAX | |||
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II | 1980 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 7 | TNT/TBS | |||
| BACK ROADS | 1981 | R | SALLYFIELD | 30 | MAX | |||
| ABSENCE OF MALICE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 8 | USA | |||
| PLACES IN THE HEART | 1984 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 8 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PUNCHLINE | 1988 | R | SALLYFIELD | 28 | MAX/ENC/FLIX | |||
| BLUES BROTHERS | 1980 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | 30 | ENC | |||
| WHEN HARRY MET SALLY | 1989 | R | CARRIEFISHER | 31 | TMC | Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene! | 6 | 2 |
| POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE | 1990 | R | CARRIEFISHER | 29 | HBO/FLIX | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 30 | HBO | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 20 | TBS/TNT | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 7 |
| SINGLES | 1992 | PG13 | BRIDGETFONDA | 23 | ENC | |||
| LITTLE BUDDHA | 1993 | PG | BRIDGETFONDA | 25 | STZ | |||
| BODIES, REST & MOTION | 1993 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | 19 | TNT | |||
| ROAD TO WELLVILLE | 1994 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 2 | COM | Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction. | 8 | 10 |
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | 20 | LMN | |||
| SIMPLE PLAN | 1998 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 26 | EXTR | |||
| BREAK UP | 1998 | BRIDGETFONDA | 25 | HBO | ||||
| LAKE PLACID | 1999 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 30 | HBO | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 17 | HBO | |||
| ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 11 | TBS/TNT | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| SILENCE OF LAMBS | 1991 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 31 | LIF/LMN | Riveting serial killer hunt story. | 9 | 9 |
| BACKTRACK | 1991 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 27 | SHO | |||
| ANNA AND THE KING | 1999 | PG13 | JODIEFOSTER | 5 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BETTER OFF DEAD | 1985 | DIANEFRANKLIN | 4 | COM | ||||
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | SADIEFROST | 16 | TBS/TNT | |||
| FLYPAPER | 1997 | R | SADIEFROST | 15 | MAX | |||
| YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN | 1974 | PG | TERIGARR | 31 | AMC | |||
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 28 | TCM | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| MIRACLES | 1984 | PG | TERIGARR | 24 | TMC | |||
| FIRSTBORN | 1984 | TERIGARR | 5 | ENC | ||||
| FUGITIVE NIGHTS | 1993 | TERIGARR | 23 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| PERFECT ALIBI | 1994 | TERIGARR | 27 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | TERIGARR | 24 | SHO | |||
| LOSS OF INNOCENCE | 1996 | JENNIEGARTH | 25 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 28 | TMC | |||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | REBECCAGAYHEART | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 30 | MAX | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 31 | TNT | |||
| SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE - 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 28 | MAX | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | 21 | MAX | |||
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | LAURA SANGIACOMO | 22 | TBS | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| Growing Pains | TRACEYGOLD | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 10 | |||
| FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY | 1994 | TRACEYGOLD | 5 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 26 | LIFE | ||||
| STOLEN INNOCENCE | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 14 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 20 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 18 | TNT/TBS | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| LICENSE TO DRIVE | 1988 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 23 | FMC | ||||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 6 | ACTN | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 22 | STZ | |||
| BOWFINGER | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 7 | STZ | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 1 | TNT/TBS | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFERGREY | 22 | TNT/TBS | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| CRIMINAL JUSTICE | 1990 | R | JENNIFERGREY | 8 | LIFE | |||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| SOMETHING WILD | 1986 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 17 | A&E | |||
| PACIFIC HEIGHTS | 1990 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 28 | MAX | |||
| NOBODY'S FOOL 1994 | 1994 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 27 | MAX | ||||
| MILK MONEY | 1994 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 28 | MAX | Cute tail of son fixing up daddy | 6 | 8 |
| CRAZY IN ALABAMA | 1999 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 31 | HBO | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| our house | deidrehall | reruns | ||||||
| AND THE SEA WILL TELL | 1991 | NR | DEIDREHALL | 5 | LMN | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER: THE DEIDRE HALL STORY | 1995 | DEIDREHALL | 15 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 23 | FX | |||
| CRAZY PEOPLE | 1990 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 28 | MAX | |||
| ADDAMS FAMILY REUNION | 1998 | DARYLHANNAH | 21 | FAM | ||||
| DIPLOMATIC SIEGE | 1999 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 17 | MAX | |||
| FIRST TARGET | 2000 | DARYLHANNAH | 28 | TBS | ||||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | ALYSONHANNIGAN | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | 29 | FAM | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 | |
| RIGHT CONNECTIONS | 1997 | PG | MELISSA JOANHART | 29 | SHO | |||
| SILENCING MARY | 1997 | NR | MELISSA JOANHART | 10 | LIFE | |||
| DRIVE ME CRAZY | 1999 | PG13 | MELISSA JOANHART | 28 | MAX | |||
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| Knot's Landing | LISAHARTMAN | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| OPERATION | 1990 | LISAHARTMAN | 11 | LMN | ||||
| DAZZLE | 1994 | LISAHARTMAN | 21 | ROM | ||||
| HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON | 1996 | LISAHARTMAN | 23 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| ALL TIED UP | NA | NR | TERIHATCHER | 12 | COM | Great movie for gals who just broke up with their guys, and Teri looks fab! | 6 | 7 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE | 1972 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | ENC | |||
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 13 | TBS/TCM/TNT | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 22 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PRIVATE BENJAMIN | 1980 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | HBO | |||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | FAM/STZ | |||
| CRISSCROSS | 1992 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 28 | TMC | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 7 | USA | |||
| OUT-OF-TOWNERS | 1999 | PG13 | GOLDIEHAWN | 30 | SHO | |||
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN | 1996 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 30 | FX | Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day. | 2 | 10 |
| VELOCITY OF GARY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 26 | HBO | |||
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 30 | STZ | If you liked the 70s this movie is for you | 5 | 8 |
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 31 | EXTR | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| WILD WILD WEST | 1999 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 30 | MAX | Salma sure looks good in those tight tops | 4 | 7 |
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | MARILUHENNER | 9 | ROM | |||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | MARILUHENNER | 29 | HBO | ||||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 29 | USA/TMC | |||
| DOG PARK | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 31 | STZ | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 31 | TNT | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 29 | HBO | |||
| time of your life | 1999 | tv | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEEKLY MON 8PM | FOX | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| SOUVENIR | 1988 | R | CATHERINEHICKS | 30 | SHO | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| ENTROPY | 1999 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 24 | MAX | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| GO | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 28 | MAX | |||
| DISTURBING BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 24 | TMC | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | KATIEHOLMES | 26 | SHO | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | 9 |
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | KATEHUDSON | 30 | SUND | |||
| QUARTERBACK PRINCESS | 1983 | NR | HELENHUNT | 22 | WAM | |||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | HELENHUNT | 27 | COM/USA | ||||
| MURDER IN NEW HAMPSHIRE: THE PAMELA SMART STORY | 1991 | HELENHUNT | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | HELENHUNT | 25 | TMC | |||
| IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS | 1993 | NR | HELENHUNT | 22 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 21 | COM | |||
| ALWAYS | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 14 | FX | |||
| POSITIVELY TRUE ALLEGED CHEERLEADER MURDERING MOM | 1993 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 27 | HBO | |||
| NIGHTSCARE | 1994 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 22 | TMC | |||
| PERMANENT MIDNIGHT | 1998 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 28 | SHO | |||
| MANNY AND LO | 1996 | R | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | 12 | IFC | |||
| HORSE WHISPERER | 1998 | PG | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | 26 | ENC | |||
| SUSIE Q | 1996 | PG | AMY JOJOHNSON | 29 | DIS | |||
| FOR YOUR EYES ONLY | 1981 | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | 14 | TBS | Roger Moore is a fab James Bond! | 8 | 7 | |
| WATCHER IN WOODS | 1981 | PG | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | 31 | ENC/DIS | |||
| DONOR | 1995 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 27 | EXTR | |||
| ETERNAL REVENGE | 1999 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 17 | SHO | ||||
| FOXFIRE | 1996 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 12 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| BONE COLLECTOR | 1999 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 27 | STZ | |||
| SPLITTING HEIRS | 1993 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 1 | USA | ||||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 31 | SHO | |||
| ENTRAPMENT | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 28 | HBO | |||
| HAUNTING 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 27 | HBO | |||
| AMERICAN ANTHEM | 1986 | PG13 | JANETJONES | 30 | LOVE | |||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANETJONES | 29 | HBO | |||
| PASSION OF DARKLY NOON | 1995 | ASHLEYJUDD | 23 | SHO/MAX | ||||
| KISS THE GIRLS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 8 | NBC | Ashley as a sex slave - our dreams fulfilled! Unfortunately this movie doesn't live up to its true potential. | 6 | 8 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| TIMEBOMB | 1991 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 18 | SHO | |||
| BITTER HARVEST | 1993 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 28 | SHO | |||
| LOVE AND BETRAYAL: THE MIA FARROW STORY | 1995 | NR | PATSYKENSIT | 14 | FMC | |||
| GREAT LOS ANGELES EARTHQUAKE | 1990 | JOANNAKERNS | 12 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| MAN WITH THREE WIVES | 1993 | JOANNAKERNS | 5 | TNN | ||||
| SEE JANE RUN | 1995 | JOANNAKERNS | 21 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| NO ONE COULD PROTECT HER | 1996 | JOANNAKERNS | 14 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| TERROR IN THE FAMILY | 1996 | JOANNAKERNS | 14 | USA | ||||
| Growing Pains | JOANNA KERNS | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 7 | |||
| SISTERS | 1973 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 28 | IFC | |||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | 6 | AMC | ||||
| AMITYVILLE HORROR | 1979 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 17 | USA | Typical horror BS. | 1 | 6 |
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | 20 | HBO | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| SOME KIND OF HERO | 1982 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 30 | BETM | |||
| PYGMALION | 1988 | MARGOTKIDDER | 18 | FMC | ||||
| WINDRUNNER | 1994 | MARGOTKIDDER | 16 | DIS | ||||
| SILENT CRADLE | 1998 | MARGOTKIDDER | 16 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| FLIRTING | 1990 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 30 | SHO | Girls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school. | 3 | 8 |
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 31 | MAX | |||
| EYES WIDE SHUT | 1999 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 30 | HBO | REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick. | 1 | 9 |
| TIMESHARE | 2000 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 13 | FAM | ||||
| HAUNTED 1991 | 1991 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 31 | FMC | ||||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| CLOCKWATCHERS | 1998 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 30 | HBO | |||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | LISAKUDROW | 24 | SUND | |||
| ANALYZE THIS | 1999 | R | LISAKUDROW | 28 | MAX | |||
| HANGING UP | 2000 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS | 1973 | CHERYLLADD | 27 | USA | ||||
| KENTUCKY WOMAN | 1983 | CHERYLLADD | 23 | FMC | ||||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 31 | ROM | |||
| MILLENIUM | 1989 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 29 | FMC | |||
| CHANGES | 1991 | CHERYLLADD | 19 | LMN | ||||
| HAUNTING OF LISA | 1996 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 28 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| INVADERS | 1995 | X | CHASEYLAIN | 31 | PLAYBOY | |||
| SIX PACK | 1982 | PG | DIANELANE | 30 | HBO | |||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | DIANELANE | 28 | STZ | ||||
| STREETS OF FIRE | 1984 | NR | DIANELANE | 6 | TNT/TBS | Bizarre rocknroll band story. | 0 | 8 |
| COTTON CLUB | 1984 | R | DIANELANE | 18 | AMC | |||
| WILD BILL | 1995 | R | DIANELANE | 29 | USA | |||
| WALK ON THE MOON | 1999 | R | DIANELANE | 13 | STZ | |||
| HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING | 1980 | JESSICALANGE | 30 | ENC | ||||
| POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE | 1981 | R | JESSICALANGE | 1 | A&E | |||
| FRANCES | 1982 | JESSICALANGE | 21 | BRAVO | Wake me when it's over. | 1 | 4 | |
| SWEET DREAMS (1985) | 1985 | JESSICALANGE | 10 | ROM | ||||
| MEN DON'T LEAVE | 1990 | JESSICALANGE | 14 | ENC | ||||
| BLUE SKY | 1994 | JESSICALANGE | 11 | LMN | ||||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | 30 | HBO | |||
| COUNTRY | 1984 | PG | JESSICA LANGE | 27 | STZ | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 7 | COM | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | 14 | USA | ||||
| HARD BOUNTY | 1995 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 30 | EXTR | |||
| TRACKS OF A KILLER | 1996 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 31 | LIF/LMN | |||
| BEST LITTLE GIRL IN THE WORLD | 1981 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 27 | FMC | ||||
| GRANDVIEW USA | 1984 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 30 | FLIX | ||||
| HEART OF MIDNIGHT | 1988 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 24 | FLIX | |||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | NA | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 27 | MAX | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 20 | TBS/TNT | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 17 | BRAVO | |||
| DEEP IMPACT | 1998 | PG13 | TEALEONI | 30 | TMC | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 21 | TNT/TBS | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN | 1996 | R | JULIETLEWIS | 30 | FX | Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day. | 2 | 7 |
| WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 8 | LIFE | |||
| EVENING STAR | 1996 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 29 | HBO | |||
| SOME GIRL | 1998 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 18 | HBO | |||
| OTHER SISTER | 1999 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 7 | STZ | |||
| RETURN OF SWAMP THING | 1988 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 26 | TMC | If anyone can get a plant hard, our money would be on Heather! | 4 | 6 | |
| TERROR INSIDE | 1996 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 31 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| DOUBLE TAP | 1997 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 23 | MAX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | 28 | ENC/DIS | |||
| NIGHT SHIFT | 1982 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 27 | HBO/SHO | Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick! | 10 | 9 |
| OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE | 1987 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 3 | TNT | |||
| TROOP BEVERLY HILLS | 1989 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 3 | DIS | |||
| BOYFRIEND SCHOOL | 1990 | PG13 | SHELLEYLONG | 20 | SHO | |||
| WOMEN OF SPRING BREAK | 1995 | SHELLEYLONG | 13 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| DIFFERENT KIND OF CHRISTMAS | 1996 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 26 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| SELENA | 1997 | PG | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 22 | TNT | |||
| INTENT TO KILL | 1992 | TRACILORDS | 25 | MAX | ||||
| STIR | 1997 | TRACILORDS | 22 | MAX/EXTR | ||||
| BLADE | 1998 | R | TRACILORDS | 31 | STZ | |||
| EBBIE | 1995 | SUSANLUCCI | 26 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| profiler | 1999 | tv | JAMIELUNER | WEEKLY SAT 10PM | NBC | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| Just The Ten Of Us | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | 7 | 10 | |
| LOLITA 1962 | 1962 | NR | SUELYON | 18 | TCM | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 29 | MAX | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 28 | SUND/LOVE | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 7 |
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 24 | MAX | |||
| DECEPTION | 1993 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 29 | MYST | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 24 | HBO | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 5 |
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 28 | MAX | |||
| JUST THE TICKET | 1999 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 16 | SHO | |||
| LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | 13 | TNT/TBS | |||
| MADONNA: INNOCENCE LOST | 1994 | NR | MADONNA | 26 | FMC | |||
| EVITA | 1996 | PG | MADONNA | 26 | TNT | |||
| NEXT BEST THING | 2000 | MADONNA | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 14 | COM | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| ELECTRIC DREAMS | 1984 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 27 | LOVE | Guy loves girl, but computer loves guy! A really cute movie - and proof that Virginia can get even a PC drive overly hard. | 10 | 8 | |
| HEARST AND DAVIES AFFAIR | 1985 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 21 | TRUE | |||
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 30 | MYST | ||||
| VICTIM OF LOVE | 1991 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 28 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| CANDYMAN | 1992 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 30 | TBS | |||
| WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | Good Bond movie - Sophie SMOKES! | 9 | 10 |
| LOST AND FOUND | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 24 | MAX | |||
| BYE BYE BIRDIE | 1963 | G | ANNMARGRET | 26 | AMC | |||
| VIVA LAS VEGAS | 1964 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 22 | TCM/TNT/TBS | |||
| OUTSIDE MAN | 1973 | PG | ANNMARGRET | 25 | SHO | |||
| NEW LIFE | 1988 | ANNMARGRET | 25 | FLIX/STZ/SHO | ||||
| OUR SONS | 1991 | ANNMARGRET | 27 | LMN | ||||
| HAPPY FACE MURDERS | 1999 | ANNMARGRET | 30 | SHO | ||||
| IF SOMEONE HAD KNOWN | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| HER HIDDEN TRUTH | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 3 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| FACE ON THE MILK CARTON | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 15 | FAM | ||||
| HER LAST CHANCE | 1996 | KELLIEMARTIN | 27 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| HIDDEN IN SILENCE | 1996 | KELLIEMARTIN | 3 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| ABOUT SARAH | 1998 | KELLIEMARTIN | 22 | LIFE | ||||
| POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1972 | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | 20 | AMC | Any excuse to get Pamela wet! | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| nancy drew | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | RERUNS | Detective series from back in the 70s or so featuring the supple young Pamela | 6 | 8 | ||
| MARRIED TO IT | 1991 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 29 | SHO | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 24 | HBO | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| BED OF ROSES | 1996 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 19 | LMN | ||||
| DIGGING TO CHINA | 1998 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 31 | MAX | |||
| WHEN JUSTICE FAILS | 1998 | R | MARLEEMATLIN | 23 | MAX | |||
| IN HER DEFENSE | 1998 | MARLEEMATLIN | 28 | EXTR | ||||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | JENNYMCCARTHY | 20 | STZ | |||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| DEVIL IN THE FLESH | 1997 | ROSEMCGOWAN | 14 | MAX | ||||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 30 | MAX | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: JUSTICE FOR ANNIE | NA | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | 23 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| SIRENS 1994 | 1994 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 24 | TRUE | |||
| MCHALE'S NAVY | 1997 | DEBRAMESSING | 11 | COM | ||||
| will and grace | 1999 | tv | DEBRAMESSING | WEEKLY TUE | NBC | |||
| COMMANDO | 1985 | ALYSSAMILANO | 28 | ACTN | ||||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | ALYSSAMILANO | 23 | COM | ||||
| POISON IVY 2: LILY | 1995 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 3 | TBS/TNT | Story? - heaven only knows - but I'll take any excuse in the book for a look at Alyssa's delicious headlights. | 1 | 10 |
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| FEAR 1996 | 1996 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 27 | STZ | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | ABC | Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie! | 2 | 9 |
| BELOW UTOPIA | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 25 | MAX | Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped | 3 | 10 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| KINDERGARTEN COP | 1990 | NR | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 7 | USA | Arnie as teacher shoulda been funnier. | 3 | 2 |
| WITCH HUNT | 1994 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 29 | LIF/LMN | Script hunt | 0 | 1 |
| HIRED HEART | 1997 | NR | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 9 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| BREAK UP | 1998 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 25 | HBO | ||||
| Knot's Landing | DONNAMILLS | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| LADY FORGETS | 1989 | DONNAMILLS | 23 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| DANGEROUS INTENTIONS | 1995 | DONNAMILLS | 12 | LMN | ||||
| STEPFORD HUSBANDS | 1996 | DONNAMILLS | 10 | LMN | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| ST. ELMO'S FIRE | 1985 | R | DEMIMOORE | 26 | MAX/ENC | Teen bullshit script, but a young n tight Demi straddles a jukebox with unparalled vim and vigor. | 0 | 9 |
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 30 | HBO | |||
| SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | R | DEMIMOORE | 31 | FLIX | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| WE'RE NO ANGELS | 1989 | PG13 | DEMIMOORE | 24 | HBO | |||
| FEW GOOD MEN | 1992 | R | DEMIMOORE | 1 | ABC | |||
| STRIPTEASE | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | 22 | TNT/TBS | Unintentionally hysterical story of a stripper - after Demi's awesome assets, Monty Python steals the show. | 1 | 10 |
| BIG LEBOWSKI | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 1 | USA | |||
| MAGNOLIA | 1999 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | BEBENEUWIRTH | 24 | MAX | |||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | 31 | EXTR | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 21 | TBS/TNT | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS | 1998 | PG13 | JACQUELINEOBRADORS | 27 | LOVE | Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho. | 8 | 10 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | LARISAOLEYNIK | 7 | STZ | |||
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| ROMAN HOLIDAY | 1987 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 30 | ROM | ||||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 17 | BRAVO | |||
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 31 | TMC | |||
| HURLYBURLY | 1998 | R | ANNAPAQUIN | 13 | STZ | |||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 27 | COM/USA | ||||
| HONEYMOON IN VEGAS | 1992 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 1 | TBS | A really cute, enjoyable flick. Pull the yellow cord if you enjoyed it - no wait, the red one! | 9 | 9 |
| STRIKING DISTANCE | 1993 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 26 | FLIX/HBO | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 29 | HBO | |||
| sex and the city | 1998 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | weekly series | HBO | ||||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | NIAPEEPLES | 30 | DIS | ||||
| CRIMINAL JUSTICE | 1990 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 8 | LIFE | |||
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 7 | FX | Honkies playing basketball | 7 | 8 |
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 20 | ROM | |||
| TWENTY FOUR HOUR WOMAN | 1999 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 29 | TMC | |||
| WINDRUNNER | 1994 | AMANDAPETERSON | 16 | DIS | ||||
| GREASE 2 | 1982 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 21 | TBS/TNT | The epitomy of god awful sequels | 0 | 3 |
| INTO THE NIGHT | 1985 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 4 | FX | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | ENC | ||||
| RUSSIA HOUSE | 1990 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 14 | SHO | |||
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 28 | FLIX/MAX/LOV | |||
| WOLF | 1994 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | MAX | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | HBO | |||
| DEEP END OF THE OCEAN | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 26 | HBO | |||
| INVISIBLE KID | 1988 | PG | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 17 | TMC | |||
| CADDYSHACK II | 1988 | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 21 | STZ | ||||
| ROXANNE THE PRIZE PULITZER | 1989 | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 26 | TRUE | ||||
| BETWEEN LOVE AND HONOR | 1995 | MARIAPITILLO | 2 | LMN | ||||
| GODZILLA | 1998 | PG13 | MARIAPITILLO | 16 | TMC | Better than average monster flick - highlight is the helluva blowjob Maria gives to one lucky lollipop. I'd have enjoyed this movie more if Maria got raped by a) her lecherous Tv boss b) Godzilla and then gave birth to little zillas. | 7 | 9 |
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | 13 | LIF/LMN | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 27 | COM | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 28 | HBO | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SPELLBINDER | 1988 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 26 | EXTR | |||
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 26 | HBO | |||
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 25 | TMC | |||
| JACK FROST 1998 | 1998 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 30 | MAX | |||
| HOLY MAN | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYPRESTON | 29 | BETM | |||
| FOR LOVE OF THE GAME | 1999 | PG13 | KELLYPRESTON | 29 | STZ | |||
| BEYOND OBSESSION | 1994 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 2 | LMN | |||
| DANCING IN THE DARK | 1995 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 27 | LMN | ||||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| BODY SHOTS | 1999 | R | TARAREID | 29 | STZ | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 29 | BRAVO | |||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 24 | SUND | |||
| PECKER | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 28 | STZ | |||
| BUFFALO 66 | 1998 | CHRISTINARICCI | 3 | MAX | ||||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 30 | SUND | |||
| SLEEPY HOLLOW | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 5 | PAY PER VIEW | If your hollow is sleepy, Christina, let me at it - I'll wake it up! | ||
| SPACED INVADERS | 1990 | PG | ARIANARICHARDS | 31 | HBO | |||
| WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH | 1999 | PG13 | DENISERICHARDS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | Good Bond Movie - Denise is a great fuck, but couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. | 9 | 8 |
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | DENISERICHARDS | 6 | STZ | |||
| ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1974 | KIMRICHARDS | 5 | DIS | Kim was one delicious piece of jailbait when this came out. | |||
| chips - 1 episode | NA | NR | KIMRICHARDS | IN RERUNS | Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim? | 1 | 8 | |
| SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE | 1983 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 17 | HBO | |||
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 22 | AMC | |||
| FOR KEEPS | 1988 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 25 | HBO/TMC | |||
| BETSY'S WEDDING | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 30 | HBO | |||
| SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR: THE ALISON GERTZ STORY | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 24 | LIF/LMN | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 26 | SHO | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | |
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 22 | TBS | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| DYING YOUNG | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | 22 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY | 1991 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 30 | MAX | |||
| I LOVE TROUBLE | 1994 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 29 | TMC | |||
| ERIN BROCKOVICH | 1999 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NOTTING HILL | 1999 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | TMC | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME | 1987 | R | MIMIROGERS | 13 | TBS | Mimi is under police protection, and ends up under her protector! | 5 | 9 |
| RAPTURE | 1991 | R | MIMIROGERS | 12 | IFC | |||
| DEADLOCK | 1991 | R | MIMIROGERS | 31 | SHO/MAX | You'd think being attached to Mimi would be fun. | 6 | 2 |
| LADYKILLER | 1992 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 22 | CRT | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 6 | ACTN | |||
| LOTTERY | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | 28 | LIFE | ||||
| EIGHT DAYS A WEEK | 1997 | R | KERIRUSSELL | 23 | HBO | |||
| WHEN INNOCENCE IS LOST | 1997 | KERIRUSSELL | 22 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| star trek voyager | 1999 | JERIRYAN | WEEKLY LOCAL | WB | ||||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | 1 | TBS/TNT | |||
| DOA | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 17 | TBS/TNT | Meg is AWESOME! - Watch this movie and you'll get a hardon every time you hear the song "Rebel Yell" | 7 | 9 |
| WHEN HARRY MET SALLY | 1989 | R | MEGRYAN | 31 | TMC | Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene! | 6 | 10 |
| IQ | 1994 | MEGRYAN | 30 | MAX | ||||
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | PG | MEGRYAN | 21 | MAX | |||
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 1 | CBS | |||
| HANGING UP | 2000 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | WINONARYDER | 15 | FAM | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 31 | MAX/SHO | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| HEATHERS | 1989 | NR | WINONARYDER | 29 | USA | Heather loved this movie, but Heather hated it. | 4 | 6 |
| EDWARD SCISSORHANDS | 1990 | NR | WINONARYDER | 31 | HBO | Strangely entertaining | 7 | 7 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | WINONARYDER | 16 | TBS/TNT | |||
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | 28 | FLIX/MAX/LOV | |||
| BOYS | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 25 | LOVE | |||
| DELIRIOUS | 1991 | NR | EMMASAMMS | 10 | COM | |||
| TREACHEROUS BEAUTIES | 1994 | EMMASAMMS | 16 | ROM | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 28 | SUND/LOVE | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 9 |
| FOR THEIR OWN GOOD | 1993 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 19 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 1 | TNT/TBS | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| ATLANTIC CITY | 1980 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 31 | SUND | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | SUSANSARANDON | 27 | ENC | ||||
| SWEET HEARTS DANCE | 1988 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 31 | ENC/TMC | |||
| LIGHT SLEEPER | 1992 | SUSANSARANDON | 20 | BRAVO | ||||
| EARTHLY POSSESSIONS | 1999 | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | HBO | ||||
| PEOPLE LIKE US | 1990 | CONNIESELECCA | 25 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| hotel | CONNIESELLECCA | IN RERUNS | ||||||
| HOUSE OF SECRETS AND LIES | 1992 | CONNIESELLECCA | 12 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL | 1989 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 29 | SHO | |||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 19 | MAX | |||
| WHITE RAVEN | 1998 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 30 | HBO | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | CHLOESEVIGNY | 11 | SHO | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| LIVE AND LET DIE | 1973 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 15 | TBS | The best Bond ever. | 10 | 10 |
| FOUR FEATHERS | 1978 | JANESEYMOUR | 10 | ROM | ||||
| JACK THE RIPPER | 1988 | JANESEYMOUR | 31 | MYST | ||||
| ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? | 1992 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 29 | MYST | |||
| PRAYING MANTIS | 1993 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 18 | TBS/TNT | |||
| ABSOLUTE TRUTH | 1996 | JANESEYMOUR | 2 | LIFE | ||||
| YESTERDAY'S CHILDREN | 2000 | JANESEYMOUR | 15 | CBS | ||||
| SHORT CIRCUIT | 1990 | ALLYSHEEDY | 25 | DIS | A robot has a hard-on for Ally! | 9 | 8 | |
| TATTLE TALE | 1993 | PG | ALLYSHEEDY | 17 | FMC | |||
| HAUNTING OF SEACLIFF INN | 1994 | ALLYSHEEDY | 29 | FAM | ||||
| BURIED ALIVE II | 1997 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 14 | USA | |||
| MACON COUNTY JAIL | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 21 | SHO | |||
| HIGH ART | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 7 | MAX | |||
| FURY WITHIN | 1998 | ALLYSHEEDY | 7 | SCIFI | ||||
| HEARTBREAK KID | 1972 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 17 | ROM | ||||
| DAISY MILLER | 1974 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 18 | AMC | ||||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 17 | HBO | |||
| GUIDE FOR THE MARRIED WOMAN | 1978 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 28 | LOVE/FMC | ||||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1992 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 29 | SHO | |||
| STORMY WEATHERS | 1992 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 15 | LIF/LMN | |||
| WHILE JUSTICE SLEEPS | 1994 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| BABY BROKERS | 1994 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 4 | LMN | |||
| moonlighting | 1996 | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | RERUNS | LOCAL | Perhaps the finest comedic detective series of all time - Bruce Willis & Cybill put on a great show! | 10 | 8 |
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| SURE THING | 1985 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 9 | COM | |||
| SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER | 1992 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 13 | LIF/LMN | 4 | 10 | ||
| PEOPLE NEXT DOOR | 1996 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 17 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| DEAD HUSBANDS | 1998 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 25 | USA | ||||
| SPIRAL STAIRCASE | 2000 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 28 | FAM | ||||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 12 | ROM | |||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | BROOKESHIELDS | 23 | COM | ||||
| RUNNING WILD | 1995 | PG | BROOKESHIELDS | 30 | LOVE | |||
| NOTHING LASTS FOREVER | 1998 | NR | BROOKESHIELDS | 14 | LIFE | |||
| BACHELOR | 1999 | PG13 | BROOKESHIELDS | 27 | STZ | |||
| ALMOST PERFECT BANK ROBBERY | 1999 | BROOKESHIELDS | 4 | LMN | ||||
| ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING | 1987 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | 1 | TBS/TNT | Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop! | 4 | 8 |
| COCKTAIL | 1988 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 30 | HBO | Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me. | 1 | 8 |
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | 1 | ROM | ||||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 30 | HBO | |||
| CRUSH | 1993 | R | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 22 | ENC | Alicia plays a teenage vixen with a crush on her older neighbor - he needs lots of cold showers to avoid the jailbait temptress. Pay close attention and Alicia will bless you with a full frontal. | 7 | 10 |
| BLAST FROM THE PAST | 1999 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 27 | STZ | |||
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | 22 | TNT | |||
| HOUSE IN THE HILLS | 1993 | HELENSLATER | 7 | SHO | STUPID flick, but Helen smokes and blesses us with a tittie viewing and a nice fuckfest. | 4 | 10 | |
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| LYING EYES | 1996 | ALLISONSMITH | 31 | LMN/LIFE | Allison plays a bad girl - a real stretch! | 4 | 6 | |
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| west wing | 1999-2000 | ALLISONSMITH | WED | NBC | I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed. | 0 | 1 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 15 | FAM | |||
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 1 | TBS/TNT | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 8 |
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 20 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 14 | USA | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| RAGE OF ANGELS | 1983 | JACLYNSMITH | 1 | ROM | ||||
| SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY | 1984 | JACLYNSMITH | 29 | LOVE | ||||
| SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER NEVER CRIES | 1998 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 28 | HBO | LeeLee in her underwear! | 9 | |
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 30 | HBO | |||
| EYES WIDE SHUT | 1999 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 30 | HBO | REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick. | 1 | 9 |
| HERE ON EARTH | 2000 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| NOTHING PERSONAL | 1980 | PG | SUZANNESOMERS | 26 | SHO | |||
| EXCLUSIVE | 1992 | NR | SUZANNESOMERS | 15 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| DEVIL'S FOOD | 1996 | NR | SUZANNESOMERS | 30 | LIFE | |||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| MIGHTY APHRODITE | 1995 | R | MIRASORVINO | 29 | LOVE | Mira is a hooker - I've had dreams like this! | 5 | 9 |
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | 16 | USA/SCIFI | Mira fights some bad ass bugs. | 7 | 6 |
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 29 | SHO | |||
| LULU ON THE BRIDGE | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 27 | HBO | |||
| SUMMER OF SAM | 1999 | R | MIRASORVINO | 27 | BETM | |||
| COED CALL GIRL | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 31 | HBO | ||||
| MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? | 1996 | NR | TORISPELLING | 24 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| DOWN TO YOU | 1999 | PG13 | JULIASTILES | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | JULIA STILES | 7 | STZ | |||
| CUJO | 1983 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 14 | SCIFI | Woofwoof | 3 | 3 |
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 28 | HBO | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| CRITTERS | 1986 | PG13 | DEE WALLACESTONE | 15 | USA | |||
| INVISIBLE MOM | 1996 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | 19 | STZ | |||
| INVISIBLE MOM 2 | 1998 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | 28 | SHO | |||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 31 | MAX/BETM | |||
| SCISSORS | 1991 | R | SHARONSTONE | 25 | EXTR | |||
| SLIVER | 1993 | R | SHARONSTONE | 6 | USA | |||
| MIGHTY | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 21 | WAM | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 28 | MAX | |||
| GLORIA 1999 | 1999 | R | SHARONSTONE | 27 | HBO | |||
| NATIVITY | 1978 | MADELEINESTOWE | 9 | FMC | ||||
| STAKEOUT | 1987 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 30 | MAX | Richard Dreyfuss & Emelio Estevez are 2 cops on stakeout spying on Madeleine - Richard can't help but letting his little head get ahead of his big one. | 7 | 9 |
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 24 | HBO | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| GENERAL'S DAUGHTER | 1999 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 28 | TMC | |||
| GIRL | 1998 | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 19 | HBO | ||||
| FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC | 1987 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 31 | TNT/TBS | |||
| BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1992 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 31 | FX | How this movie became a series mystifies me | 2 | 8 |
| GETTING IN | 1994 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 31 | COM | |||
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| BIG DADDY | 1999 | PG13 | KRISTYSWANSON | 29 | MAX | |||
| Grapevine | 2000 | TV | KRISTYSWANSON | WEEKLY MON | CBS | |||
| HERE COME THE MUNSTERS | 1995 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 26 | USA | ||||
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 29 | TNT/TBS | All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES! | 7 | 9 |
| CIDER HOUSE RULES | 1999 | PG13 | CHARLIZETHERON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| REINDEER GAMES | 2000 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BURIED SECRETS | 1996 | NR | TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN | 16 | TNT/TBS | |||
| SHE FOUGHT ALONE | 1995 | NR | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | 3 | LIF/LMN | |||
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 2: TEXAS BLOOD MONEY | 1999 | R | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | 28 | SCIFI | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE III | 1990 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 26 | SCIFI | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 7 | 4 |
| MONTANA 1990 | 1990 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 21 | TNN | |||
| ARTICLE 99 | 1992 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 18 | BRAVO | |||
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| JENNIFER 8 | 1992 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 28 | USA | |||
| TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS | 1996 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 7 | FAM | |||
| SWEET AND LOWDOWN | 1999 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 12 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| MY COUSIN VINNY | 1992 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 14 | FX | Joes Pesci is AWESOME in a very well written & acted laughfest. Someone shoot that damn owl! | 10 | 9 |
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 20 | ROM | |||
| PAPER | 1994 | R | MARISATOMEI | 28 | FLIX | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 29 | MAX | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| HAREM | 1986 | NANCYTRAVIS | 29 | ROM | ||||
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | 22 | HBO | |||
| AIR AMERICA | 1990 | R | NANCYTRAVIS | 30 | TBS | |||
| INTERNAL AFFAIRS | 1990 | NANCYTRAVIS | 14 | TBS | ||||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 30 | COM | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 1 | USA | |||
| DESTINY TURNS ON THE RADIO | 1995 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 22 | MAX | |||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 27 | USA | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 9 |
| MONTANA 1998 | 1998 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 9 | MAX | |||
| LAST CALL | 1990 | NR | SHANNONTWEED | 30 | EXTR | |||
| NIGHT EYES II | 1992 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 27 | EXTR | |||
| NIGHT EYES 3 | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 12 | TMC | |||
| SCORNED | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 29 | EXTR | |||
| ASSAULT ON DEVIL'S ISLAND | 1997 | SHANNONTWEED | 9 | TNT | ||||
| FORBIDDEN SINS | 1998 | SHANNONTWEED | 30 | MAX | ||||
| SCANDALOUS BEHAVIOR | 1998 | SHANNONTWEED | 28 | MAX | ||||
| DEAD BY DAWN | 1998 | SHANNONTWEED | 17 | MAX | ||||
| POWER PLAY | 1999 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 26 | MAX | |||
| HEAVY | 1995 | R | LIVTYLER | 26 | SUND | |||
| STEALING BEAUTY | 1996 | R | LIVTYLER | 27 | ROM | Liv plays a young girl learning about sex. | 5 | 10 |
| ARMAGEDDON | 1998 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 28 | ENC | Better than average tale of mankinds impending doom. | 7 | 6 |
| COOKIE'S FORTUNE | 1999 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 29 | HBO | |||
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | 29 | ACTN | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID | 1982 | PG | RACHELWARD | 1 | TCM/TNT | |||
| FORTRESS 1985 | 1985 | NR | RACHELWARD | 26 | HBO | |||
| AND THE SEA WILL TELL | 1991 | NR | RACHELWARD | 5 | LMN | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | MAX/ENC | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| DEAL OF THE CENTURY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 19 | COM | |||
| YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 7 | TCM | |||
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 24 | STZ/FMC | |||
| FOURTEEN92: CONQUEST OF PARADISE | 1992 | PG13 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 26 | BRAVO | |||
| DEATH AND THE MAIDEN | 1994 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 16 | IFC | Cool tormented-becomes-tormentor tale | 9 | 5 |
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 29 | BRAVO | |||
| SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR | 1997 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 30 | USA | |||
| ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. | 1966 | RAQUELWELCH | 29 | AMC | ||||
| FATHOM | 1967 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 28 | FMC | |||
| BANDOLERO! | 1968 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 22 | FMC | |||
| THREE MUSKETEERS (1974) | 1973 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 25 | AMC | |||
| LEGEND OF WALKS FAR WOMAN | 1982 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 31 | TRUE | |||
| TAINTED BLOOD | 1993 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 19 | TBS/TNT | |||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | RAQUELWELCH | 14 | USA | |||
| WILD IN THE COUNTRY | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 10 | AMC | ||||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| HALLOWEEN:H2O | 1998 | R | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 31 | SHO | |||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 24 | SHO | |||
| NOTHING LASTS FOREVER | 1998 | NR | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 14 | LIFE | |||
| DANCE WITH ME | 1998 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 17 | MAX | ||||
| COURAGE TO LOVE | 2000 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 9 | LMN | ||||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 28 | ENC | |||
| OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 31 | HBO | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| TERMS OF ENDEARMENT | 1983 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 7 | FAM | |||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 23 | FX | |||
| BLACK WIDOW | 1987 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 30 | FMC | |||
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 28 | HBO | |||
| LEAP OF FAITH | 1992 | NA | DEBRAWINGER | 11 | USA | |||
| HIDEOUS KINKY | 1998 | R | KATEWINSLET | 24 | SHO | |||
| HOLY SMOKE | 1999 | R | KATEWINSLET | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FAR OFF PLACE | 1993 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 14 | HBO | ||||
| FEAR 1996 | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 27 | STZ | |||
| BEST LAID PLANS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 28 | MAX | |||
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 21 | MAX | |||
| ELECTION | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 28 | SUND | |||
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | ALICIAWITT | 28 | TMC | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 30 | MAX | ||||
| FOREVER | 1992 | SEANYOUNG | 25 | ROM | ||||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1992 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 29 | SHO | |||
| EVIL HAS A FACE | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | 31 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| MEN | 1997 | SEANYOUNG | 31 | SHO | ||||
| OUT OF CONTROL | 1998 | R | SEANYOUNG | 23 | TMC | |||
| ONE TRUE THING | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 30 | STZ | |||
| BACHELOR | 1999 | PG13 | RENEEZELLWEGER | 27 | STZ | |||
| SURE THING | 1985 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 9 | COM | |||
| FLY II | 1989 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 30 | ENC/FMC | ||||
| PREY OF THE CHAMELEON | 1992 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 13 | TMC | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | IN RERUNS | ABC |
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