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Here's what you might be missing this month:SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for December, 2000:
Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 31 | MAX/FLIX | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING | 1989 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 26 | TBS/TNT/WGN | ||||
| DAVID'S MOTHER | 1994 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 22 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED | 1995 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 7 | SCIFI | |||
| RADIANT CITY | 1996 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 18 | LMN | ||||
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| IT TAKES TWO | 1995 | PG | KIRSTIE ALLEY | 29 | HBO | |||
| MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON | 1984 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 27 | TMC | Robin Williams is a Russian who defects in bloomingdales | 6 | 8 |
| TOUCH AND GO | 1986 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 5 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| RUNNING MAN | 1987 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 2 | TNT/TBS | Richard Dawson plays an evil game show host (a real stretch) where the stakes are Arnold Schwarzenegger's life. A good action packed flick, and Maria looks great in spandex! | 8 | 6 |
| MCBAIN | 1991 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 9 | WGN | ||||
| LOVE, CHEAT & STEAL | 1993 | MADCHENAMICK | 26 | MYST | ||||
| TRAPPED IN PARADISE | 1994 | MADCHENAMICK | 25 | COM | ||||
| TWIST OF FATE | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 27 | HBO/EXTR | ||||
| WOUNDED | 1997 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 22 | MAX | |||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| LIST | 2000 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 7 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| SORRY, WRONG NUMBER | 1989 | LONIANDERSON | 29 | LIFE | ||||
| COINS IN THE FOUNTAIN | 1990 | LONIANDERSON | 31 | LMN | ||||
| PRICE SHE PAID | 1992 | LONIANDERSON | 22 | LMN | ||||
| DEADLY FAMILY SECRETS | 1995 | LONIANDERSON | 21 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| SNAPDRAGON | 1993 | NR | PAMELAANDERSON | 17 | TMC | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 28 | HBO | |||
| OFFICE SPACE | 1999 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 24 | MAX | |||
| GRAVE | 1996 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 4 | MAX | |||
| SUB DOWN | 1997 | GABRIELLEANWAR | 10 | USA | ||||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 31 | TBS | |||
| MAFIA | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 27 | ENC | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| PARADISE ALLEY | 1978 | ANNEARCHER | 20 | ENC | ||||
| HERO AT LARGE | 1980 | PG | ANNEARCHER | 29 | ENC | For some silly reason, I dug this tale of a bankrupt wanna-be-superman. | 8 | 3 |
| TOO SCARED TO SCREAM | 1985 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 18 | TNT/TMC | |||
| LAST OF HIS TRIBE | 1992 | PG13 | ANNEARCHER | 8 | HBO | |||
| JOHNNY BELINDA | 1982 | NR | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 16 | TNN | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 3 | COM | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| BLACK RAINBOW | 1989 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 30 | TMC | |||
| I'M LOSING YOU | 1998 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 1 | MAX | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| LOVE STINKS | 1999 | R | TYRABANKS | 26 | MAX | |||
| LIFE SIZE | 2000 | TYRABANKS | 17 | DIS | ||||
| AND GOD CREATED WOMAN | 1956 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 25 | ROM | ||||
| DEAR BRIGITTE | 1965 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 4 | AMC | ||||
| SHALAKO | 1968 | PG | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 8 | A&E | |||
| SEA OF LOVE | 1989 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 30 | FX | Ellen just oozes sex as she climbs Al Pacino's back | 6 | 10 |
| MAN TROUBLE | 1992 | PG13 | ELLENBARKIN | 30 | ENC | Jack Nicholson can't save this one | 4 | 5 |
| THIS BOY'S LIFE | 1993 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 24 | MAX | |||
| BAD COMPANY | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 23 | MAX | Predictable, but watchable. | 6 | 7 |
| MERCY | 1999 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 27 | MAX | |||
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | 28 | TNT | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 8 | USA | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 6 |
| CAT'S EYE | 1985 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | HBO | Assemblage of engaging twilight-zone type stories told through the eyes of an innocent pussy (as Drew was at this youing age her own self) - Drew's involves a nefarious troll dwelling under her bed. Drew was way too young when this was filmed, but these days the trolls in her bedroom are IN her bed. | 8 | 5 |
| BABES IN TOYLAND | 1986 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 2 | FAM | |||
| GUNCRAZY | 1992 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 17 | MYST | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 30 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 8 |
| BOYS ON THE SIDE | 1995 | DREWBARRYMORE | 27 | ENC | ||||
| WISHFUL THINKING | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 23 | TMC | |||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 10 | ENC | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 17 | TNT | |||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 25 | MAX | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 30 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | KIMBASINGER | 4 | ROM | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN | 1983 | PG | KIMBASINGER | 29 | MAX/STZ/TMC | Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond. | 3 | 6 |
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 27 | STZ | |||
| FINAL ANALYSIS | 1992 | R | KIMBASINGER | 27 | STZ | |||
| COOL WORLD | 1992 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 5 | USA | |||
| I DREAMED OF AFRICA | 2000 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 7 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DEAD ON SIGHT | 1994 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 25 | TMC | |||
| WISHFUL THINKING | 1997 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 23 | TMC | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | KATEBECKINSALE | 31 | MAX | Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. | 7 | 7 |
| STRANGER | 1987 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 28 | MAX | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | MAX | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| DIE HARD 2 | 1990 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 14 | TBS/TNT | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| JUDICIAL CONSENT | 1994 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 8 | HBO | |||
| LEGACY OF SIN: THE WILLIAM COIT STORY | 1995 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 28 | MAX | ||||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | HBO | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| LADY AGAINST THE ODDS | 1992 | CRYSTALBERNARD | 30 | LMN | ||||
| DYING TO BE PERFECT: THE ELLEN HART PENA STORY | 1996 | CRYSTALBERNARD | 31 | MAX | ||||
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 24 | TBS | |||
| FLINTSTONES | 1994 | PG | HALLEBERRY | 9 | WAM | Real life spoof of the famous cartoon - Halle plays foxy Sharon Stone - wouldn't you love to bammbamm her? | 8 | 10 |
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | HALLEBERRY | 23 | LMN/LIF | |||
| INTRODUCING DOROTHY DANDRIDGE | 1999 | HALLEBERRY | 20 | HBO | ||||
| BAPS | 1997 | PG13 | HALLYBERRY | 22 | COM | |||
| IN A CHILD'S NAME | 1991 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 24 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| SHADES OF GRAY | 1992 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 17 | CRT | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| FIRST TIME 1969 | 1969 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 25 | FLIX | |||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 20 | TBS | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 22 | COM | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 8 |
| ANNA KARENINA | 1985 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 7 | ROM | |||
| HIGH SEASON | 1987 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 5 | SHO | |||
| LEAVE OF ABSENCE | 1994 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 11 | ROM | ||||
| ONCE YOU MEET A STRANGER | 1996 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 16 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| LET THE DEVIL WEAR BLACK | 1999 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 30 | MAX/STZ | |||
| HELL NIGHT | 1981 | R | LINDABLAIR | 31 | SHO | |||
| REPOSSESSED | 1990 | NR | LINDABLAIR | 14 | COM | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 12 | FMC | |||
| PARADISE ROAD | 1997 | CATEBLANCHETT | 30 | ROM | ||||
| ELIZABETH | 1998 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 28 | SHO | |||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | YASMINEBLEETH | 28 | STZ | |||
| titans | 2000 | TV | YASMINEBLEETH | WEEKLY WEN 8PM | NBC | |||
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 31 | TNT/TBS | |||
| working girl tv series | 1990 | SANDRABULLOCK | IN RERUNS | |||||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 23 | COM | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 30 | HBO | |||
| FORCES OF NATURE | 1999 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 28 | MAX | |||
| GUN SHY | 2000 | R | SANDRABULLOCK | 26 | STZ | |||
| TWENTY EIGHT DAYS | 2000 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 20 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 9 | SCIFI | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 7 |
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 23 | USA | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 5 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 14 | ENC | If you liked the 70s this movie is for you | 5 | 5 |
| THREE TO TANGO | 1999 | PG13 | NEVECAMPBELL | 13 | MAX | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| angel | 1999 | tv | CHARISMACARPENTER | weekly tue 9pm | WB | |||
| MY TEACHER'S WIFE | 1995 | TIACARRERE | 27 | USA | ||||
| JURY DUTY | 1995 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 31 | TNT/TBS | If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am. | ||
| KULL THE CONQUEROR | 1997 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 3 | USA | |||
| SCARRED CITY | 1998 | NR | TIACARRERE | 14 | HBO | |||
| relic hunter | 1999 | tv | TIACARRERE | WEEKLY SAT 5PM | WGN/WB | |||
| DADDY | 1991 | LYNDACARTER | 31 | LMN | ||||
| SECRET BETWEEN FRIENDS | 1996 | LYNDACARTER | 15 | LMN | ||||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 2 | TNT/TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot. | 9 | 10 |
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 29 | TNT/TBS | Could Phoebe be any cuter? Woulda loved to see her get raped by Stripe, though! | 9 | 8 |
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 19 | MAX | I can last a lot longer than 7 minutes Jen - climb on top and give me a try! | ||
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 28 | STZ/TMC | ||||
| ROCKETEER | 1991 | PG | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 30 | WGN | This boy can fly! Jennifer ALWAYS gets a rise out of me! | 5 | 7 |
| HEART OF JUSTICE | 1993 | NR | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 25 | CRT | |||
| street | 2000 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | WED | FOX | ||||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | MARISACOUGHLAN | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MARISACOUGHLAN | 30 | SHO | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | |
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| BATTLING FOR BABY | 1992 | COURTENEYCOX | 17 | LMN | ||||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| MARS NEEDS WOMEN | 1964 | YVONNECRAIG | 29 | FLIX | ||||
| batman | 1968 | TV | YVONNECRAIG | in reruns | As a youngster, nothing got me hotter than Batgirl in her spandex. Yvonne, you can rip off my utility belt any day! | 9 | 10 | |
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF | 1997 | R | OLIVIAD'ABO | 16 | SHO | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION | 1985 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 31 | TNT | |||
| IN THE MOOD | 1987 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 27 | HBO | |||
| MENENDEZ: A KILLING IN BEVERLY HILLS PART ONE | 1994 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 2 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 7 | MAX | |||
| LITTLE WOMEN | 1994 | NR | CLAIREDANES | 23 | NBC | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 3 | ROM | |||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 31 | MAX | Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. | 7 | 8 |
| MOD SQUAD | 1999 | R | CLAIREDANES | 27 | TMC | |||
| FIRST LOVE | 1977 | R | BEVERLYDANGELO | 31 | ROM | |||
| COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER | 1980 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 25 | TRUE | |||
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | BEVERLYDANGELO | 31 | TNT/TBS | |||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ABC TV - LOCAL | |||||
| MOVING | 1988 | STACEYDASH | 31 | BETM | ||||
| RENAISSANCE MAN | 1994 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 25 | MAX | Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene. | 7 | 10 |
| ILLEGAL IN BLUE | 1995 | R | STACEYDASH | 20 | FLIX | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 29 | USA | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 6 |
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| SIRENS 1999 | 1999 | R | DANADELANEY | 27 | EXTR | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| DONATO AND DAUGHTER | 1993 | NR | DANADELANY | 17 | CRT | |||
| RISKY BUSINESS | 1983 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 30 | MAX/STZ/SHO | Tom Cruise hires a call girl | 4 | 8 |
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 30 | STZ | |||
| HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE | 1992 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 8 | TBS | A babysitter gone mad. | 5 | 5 |
| GUILTY AS SIN | 1993 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 30 | HBO | |||
| TABLE FOR ONE | 1999 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 21 | MAX/TMC | |||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | 1 | FX | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | 30 | LOVE | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| DOWN CAME A BLACKBIRD | 1995 | R | LAURADERN | 26 | MYST | |||
| CANDYMAN: DAY OF THE DEAD | 1999 | R | DONNADERRICO | 20 | HBO | |||
| VERY BAD THINGS | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 27 | SUND | |||
| BEING JOHN MALKOVICH | 1999 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 26 | SHO | |||
| ANY GIVEN SUNDAY | 1999 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DRESSED TO KILL | 1980 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 5 | FX | |||
| REMEMBRANCE | 1996 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 31 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| DOCTOR DETROIT | 1983 | R | DONNADIXON | 9 | TNT | |||
| our house | shannendoherty | reruns | Shannen was a really fine piece of jailbait back when this aired | |||||
| OBSESSED | 1992 | NR | SHANNENDOHERTY | 24 | CRT | |||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 30 | FX | |||
| TICKET | 1996 | NR | SHANNENDOHERTY | 30 | USA | |||
| GONE IN THE NIGHT | 1996 | SHANNENDOHERTY | 4 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| STRIKING POSES | 1999 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 24 | MAX | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | R | AMIDOLENZ | 13 | SHO | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| GROSS POINTE BLANK | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 2 | FX | |||
| GOVERNESS | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 23 | TMC | |||
| RETURN TO ME | 2000 | PG | MINNIEDRIVER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT | 1998 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | 2 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| DEVIL'S ARITHMETIC | 1999 | KIRSTENDUNST | 10 | SHO | ||||
| outer limits - one episode | 2000 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| e.r. - 2 episodes | NA | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | ||||
| baywatch | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| KINJITE: FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS | 1989 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 9 | WGN | Charles Bronson beats up some poor saps who just want to screw some teenage girls. | 6 | 9 |
| BLOWN AWAY | 1992 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 24 | EXTR | Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties. | 4 | 10 |
| FREQUENT FLYER | 1996 | NICOLEEGGERT | 20 | LIFE | ||||
| PRICE OF KISSING | 1997 | PG13 | NICOLEEGGERT | 23 | TMC | |||
| charles in charge | TV | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years | 3 | 10 |
| TEN TO MIDNIGHT | 1983 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 6 | WGN | Psycho hunts beautiful babes. | 4 | 9 |
| DEADLY INTENT | 1988 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 9 | SHO | |||
| LIVE WIRE | 1992 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 30 | MAX | |||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND HUMAN | 1999 | R | CARMENELECTRA | 26 | MAX | |||
| baywatch | TV | ERIKAELENIAK | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY | 1995 | PG | ERIKAELENIAK | 28 | TMC | |||
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 9 | COM | |||
| PANDORA PROJECT | 1998 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 29 | HBO | |||
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 9 | COM | |||
| INTO THE ARMS OF DANGER | 1997 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 24 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| SATURN 3 | 1980 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 30 | SCIFI | |||
| POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL - THE BARBARA HUTTON STORY | 1986 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 24 | ROM | |||
| CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR | 1992 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 5 | LIFE | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT | 1977 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 20 | TNT/TBS | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | 17 | MAX | ||||
| PLACES IN THE HEART | 1984 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 10 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PUNCHLINE | 1988 | R | SALLYFIELD | 31 | MAX | |||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | SALLYFIELD | 25 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| COOLER CLIMATE | 1999 | R | SALLYFIELD | 30 | TMC | |||
| MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE | 1985 | CARRIEFISHER | 17 | COM | ||||
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | PG13 | CARRIEFISHER | 31 | MAX/FLIX | |||
| POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE | 1990 | R | CARRIEFISHER | 25 | HBO/SHO | |||
| MILK AND MONEY | 1996 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 12 | ROM | ||||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 31 | MAX | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| SCANDAL | 1989 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 27 | TRUE | |||
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | ACTN | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| ROAD TO WELLVILLE | 1994 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 24 | COM | Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction. | 8 | 10 |
| ROAD TO WELLVILLE | 1994 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 24 | COM | Entertaining tale of a hypochondriacal dork (Matthew Broderick) seeking salavtion in the spa of a moneygrubbing quack (Anthony Hopkins) preaching celibacy and anal cleansing as a panacea for all that ails you. Bridget plays the nymphomaniacal wife of dork, and her perky titties make a welcome appearance. | 8 | 10 |
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | BRIDGETFONDA | 4 | TBS/TNT | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | 20 | LMN | |||
| TOUCH | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 22 | SHO | |||
| JACKIE BROWN | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 8 | FX | Boring drug movie, but Bridget looks highly boinkable in a bikini. | 2 | 10 |
| FINDING GRACELAND | 1998 | PG13 | BRIDGETFONDA | 22 | MAX | |||
| LAKE PLACID | 1999 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 28 | MAX | |||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | CLAIREFORLANI | 30 | FX | |||
| BASIL | 1997 | CLAIREFORLANI | 10 | ROM | ||||
| MEET JOE BLACK | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREFORLANI | 29 | STZ | Cute story of death needing a vacation - Claire looks fabulous - movie is a bit too long | 9 | 10 |
| FREAKY FRIDAY 1977 | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 7 | DIS | All daughters & mothers should watch this together. | 6 | 2 |
| SILENCE OF LAMBS | 1991 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 27 | LIF/LMN | Riveting serial killer hunt story. | 9 | 9 |
| BETTER OFF DEAD | 1985 | DIANEFRANKLIN | 16 | COM | ||||
| PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY | 1995 | PG | SADIEFROST | 28 | TMC | |||
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | PG | TERIGARR | 23 | MAX | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 3 |
| MIRACLES | 1984 | PG | TERIGARR | 29 | LOVE | |||
| STRANGER IN THE FAMILY | 1991 | NR | TERIGARR | 29 | TRUE | |||
| FUGITIVE NIGHTS | 1993 | TERIGARR | 16 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| STAR | 1993 | JENNIEGARTH | 31 | LMN | ||||
| UNFINISHED AFFAIR | 1996 | JENNIEGARTH | 9 | USA | ||||
| LOSS OF INNOCENCE | 1996 | JENNIEGARTH | 7 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 23 | EXTR | |||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | REBECCAGAYHEART | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 27 | HBO | |||
| SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE - 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 17 | HBO | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | 27 | HBO | |||
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | LAURA SANGIACOMO | 11 | TBS | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| Growing Pains | TRACEYGOLD | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 10 | |||
| FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY | 1994 | TRACEYGOLD | 20 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| LADY KILLER | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 30 | CRT | ||||
| DIRTY LITTLE SECRET | 1998 | NR | TRACEYGOLD | 10 | USA | |||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 30 | MAX | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| DIGGSTOWN | 1992 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 28 | EXTR | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 31 | FX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 23 | IFC | Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day. | 6 | 10 |
| BOWFINGER | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 9 | BETM | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 31 | STZ | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 30 | TNT/TBS | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFERGREY | 31 | TNT/TBS | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| IF THE SHOE FITS | 1991 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 29 | ENC | |||
| LOVER'S KNOT | 1996 | NR | JENNIFERGREY | 28 | LOVE | |||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| SOMETHING WILD | 1986 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 27 | A&E | |||
| BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES | 1990 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 10 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| SHINING THROUGH | 1992 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 3 | LIFE | |||
| NOBODY'S FOOL 1994 | 1994 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 30 | HBO | |||
| LOLITA 1997 | 1997 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 28 | SHO | Whether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy! | 9 | 1 |
| SHADOW OF DOUBT | 1998 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 26 | HBO | ||||
| ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE | 1998 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 29 | HBO | |||
| CRAZY IN ALABAMA | 1999 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 26 | HBO | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD | 2000 | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | 18 | DIS | ||||
| our house | deidrehall | reruns | ||||||
| WOMAN ON THE LEDGE | 1993 | NR | DEIDREHALL | 31 | LMN | |||
| SUMMER LOVERS | 1982 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 2 | ROM | Sex on the beach - WOW! | 1 | 10 |
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 31 | TNT/TBS | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| HIGH SPIRITS | 1988 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 31 | SHO | |||
| CRAZY PEOPLE | 1990 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 23 | HBO | |||
| LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY | 1996 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 27 | HBO | |||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO FAMILIES | 1998 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 17 | TMC | |||
| DIPLOMATIC SIEGE | 1999 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 29 | MAX | |||
| RECKLESS | 1984 | R | DARYL HANNAH | 30 | LOVE | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | ALYSONHANNIGAN | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| SILENCING MARY | 1997 | NR | MELISSA JOANHART | 6 | LIFE | |||
| DRIVE ME CRAZY | 1999 | PG13 | MELISSA JOANHART | 31 | HBO | |||
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| Knot's Landing | LISAHARTMAN | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| BARE ESSENTIALS | 1991 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | 15 | ROM | |||
| FALSELY ACCUSED | 1993 | LISAHARTMAN | 30 | LMN | ||||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | TERIHATCHER | 25 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| HEAVEN'S PRISONERS | 1996 | R | TERIHATCHER | 2 | TBS/TNT | |||
| ALL TIED UP | NA | NR | TERIHATCHER | 9 | COM | Great movie for gals who just broke up with their guys, and Teri looks fab! | 6 | 7 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| KINJITE: FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS | 1989 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | 9 | WGN | Charles Bronson beats up some poor saps who just want to screw some teenage girls. | 6 | 7 |
| BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE | 1972 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 8 | LOVE | |||
| DUCHESS AND THE DIRTWATER FOX | 1976 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 29 | FMC | |||
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 9 | TBS/TCM/TNT | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| PRIVATE BENJAMIN | 1980 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 30 | MAX | |||
| BEST FRIENDS | 1982 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 11 | TBS/TNT | One of the very few Burt Reynolds movies I truly enjoyed - watch for the scene where Goldie Hawn is talking to her mom in the bathroom. Funny as heck! | 8 | 8 |
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 16 | ENC | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 10 | TBS/TNT | |||
| CRISSCROSS | 1992 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | SHO | |||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 10 | ENC | |||
| OUT-OF-TOWNERS | 1999 | PG13 | GOLDIEHAWN | 29 | TMC | Quirky but engaging tail of a business trip gone bad | 7 | 5 |
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 26 | SHO | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 14 | ENC | If you liked the 70s this movie is for you | 5 | 8 |
| DOGMA | 1999 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 29 | STZ | Pointless dreck about 2 idiot angels trying to destroy the world. The movie is redeemed, however, by Salma's titulent portrayal of a stripper. | 1 | 9 |
| WILD WILD WEST | 1999 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 29 | MAX | Salma sure looks good in those tight tops | 4 | 7 |
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | MARILUHENNER | 4 | ROM | |||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | PG13 | MARILUHENNER | 19 | HBO | |||
| LADYKILLERS | 1988 | MARILUHENNER | 25 | MYST | ||||
| FIGHT FOR JUSTICE: THE NANCY CONN STORY | 1995 | MARILUHENNER | 22 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 25 | HBO | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 27 | SHO | |||
| CARACARA | 1999 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 26 | MAX | |||
| SECOND SKIN | 2000 | NATASHA HENSTRIDGE | 28 | HBO | ||||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 27 | MAX | |||
| SUBURBANS | 1999 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 29 | HBO | |||
| time of your life | 1999 | tv | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEEKLY MON 8PM | FOX | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| DEATH VALLEY | 1982 | CATHERINEHICKS | 14 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED | 1986 | CATHERINEHICKS | 22 | TNT | ||||
| LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON | 1987 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 11 | COM | |||
| SOUVENIR | 1988 | R | CATHERINEHICKS | 30 | TMC | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| ARCHIE: TO RIVERDALE AND BACK | 1990 | LAURENHOLLY | 10 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 25 | HBO | |||
| ENTROPY | 1999 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 19 | MAX | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| GO | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 24 | HBO | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | KATIEHOLMES | 30 | SHO | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | 9 |
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | KATEHUDSON | 27 | TMC | |||
| QUARTERBACK PRINCESS | 1983 | NR | HELENHUNT | 30 | TRUE | |||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | HELENHUNT | 19 | COM | ||||
| NEXT OF KIN | 1989 | R | HELENHUNT | 31 | MYST | |||
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | HELENHUNT | 29 | SHO | |||
| IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS | 1993 | NR | HELENHUNT | 30 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 14 | COM | |||
| ALWAYS | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 25 | FX | |||
| LIVING OUT LOUD | 1998 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 29 | STZ | |||
| NIGHTSCARE | 1994 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 19 | EXTR | |||
| PERMANENT MIDNIGHT | 1998 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 27 | SHO | |||
| DRIVING ME CRAZY | 1991 | PG | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 31 | FLIX | |||
| GIA | 1998 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 3 | HBO | |||
| PLAYING BY HEART | 1999 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 29 | ENC | |||
| BLUE JUICE | 1995 | R | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 18 | MAX | |||
| CATHERINE THE GREAT | 1995 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 10 | A&E | ||||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 31 | FLIX | |||
| HAUNTING 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 29 | MAX | |||
| ENTRAPMENT | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 31 | MAX | |||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANETJONES | 25 | MAX/BETM | |||
| PASSION OF DARKLY NOON | 1995 | ASHLEYJUDD | 28 | HBO/EXTR | ||||
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1999 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 25 | SHO | |||
| EYE OF THE BEHOLDER | 1999 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 31 | STZ | Pointless crap about a murdering psycho-bitch, but Ashley looks nice undressed! | 0 | 8 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| TIMEBOMB | 1991 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 28 | FLIX | |||
| LOVE AND BETRAYAL: THE MIA FARROW STORY | 1995 | NR | PATSYKENSIT | 19 | FMC | |||
| BLIND FAITH | 1990 | JOANNAKERNS | 20 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| NO ONE COULD PROTECT HER | 1996 | JOANNAKERNS | 20 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| TERROR IN THE FAMILY | 1996 | JOANNAKERNS | 27 | USA | ||||
| Growing Pains | JOANNA KERNS | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 7 | |||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | 2 | AMC | ||||
| AMITYVILLE HORROR | 1979 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 22 | SCIFI | Typical horror BS. | 1 | 6 |
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | 23 | TNT | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| SUPERMAN III | 1983 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 22 | TBS/WGN | Superman saves the world | 4 | 5 |
| TRENCHCOAT | 1983 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | 30 | MYST | |||
| LOUISIANA | 1984 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 3 | ROM | |||
| PYGMALION | 1988 | MARGOTKIDDER | 31 | ROM | ||||
| DAYS OF THUNDER | 1990 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 15 | WGN | |||
| FAR AND AWAY | 1992 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 24 | USA | |||
| MALICE | 1993 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 9 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 30 | HBO | |||
| CAT PEOPLE | 1982 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 1 | USA | Odd movie - but Nastassja is rarely overdressed. | 7 | 9 |
| PARIS, TEXAS | 1984 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 30 | FMC | |||
| TERMINAL VELOCITY | 1994 | PG13 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 28 | EXTR | |||
| RING | 1996 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 26 | LMN | ||||
| LITTLE BOY BLUE | 1997 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 27 | HBO | |||
| ONE NIGHT STAND | 1997 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 7 | TBS/TNT | |||
| EDTV | 1999 | PG13 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 23 | STZ | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| ANALYZE THIS | 1999 | R | LISAKUDROW | 27 | HBO | |||
| DEATH IN CALIFORNIA | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 30 | LMN/LIF | |||
| FULFILLMENT | 1989 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 25 | LOVE | |||
| CHANGES | 1991 | CHERYLLADD | 31 | LMN | ||||
| EVERY MOTHER'S WORST FEAR | 1997 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 10 | USA | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| NINE 11 SEX | 1998 | CHASEYLAIN | 24 | HBO | ||||
| LITTLE ROMANCE | 1979 | PG | DIANELANE | 30 | TCM | |||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | PG | DIANELANE | 19 | ENC | |||
| STREETS OF FIRE | 1984 | NR | DIANELANE | 19 | TNT/TBS | Bizarre rocknroll band story. | 0 | 8 |
| LADY BEWARE | 1987 | R | DIANELANE | 13 | TNT | Diane Lane is the object of a loon's affections. | 5 | 9 |
| WALK ON THE MOON | 1999 | R | DIANELANE | 11 | ENC | |||
| POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE | 1981 | R | JESSICALANGE | 29 | A&E | |||
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | PG | JESSICALANGE | 23 | MAX | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 9 |
| SWEET DREAMS (1985) | 1985 | JESSICALANGE | 14 | ROM | ||||
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 29 | HBO | |||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JESSICALANGE | 15 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 5 |
| BLUE SKY | 1994 | JESSICALANGE | 9 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | JESSICALANGE | 23 | LMN/LIF | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 22 | USA | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 2 | TNT/TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties. | 9 | 10 |
| GRANDVIEW USA | 1984 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 30 | SHO | ||||
| FLESH & BLOOD | 1985 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 15 | ROM | |||
| HEART OF MIDNIGHT | 1988 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 26 | SUND | |||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 22 | HBO | |||
| DOLORES CLAIBORNE | 1995 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 23 | TNT/TBS | |||
| EXISTENZ | 1999 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 24 | SUND | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 15 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 8 |
| STRANGE DAYS | 1995 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 31 | FX | |||
| SOME GIRL | 1998 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 26 | MAX | |||
| OTHER SISTER | 1999 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 30 | STZ | |||
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 8 | USA | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 2 |
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 13 | TMC | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | 3 | LOVE/DIS | |||
| LIFE SIZE | 2000 | LINDSAYLOHAN | 17 | DIS | ||||
| NIGHT SHIFT | 1982 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 29 | COM | Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick! | 10 | 9 |
| BRADY BUNCH MOVIE | 1995 | PG13 | SHELLEYLONG | 29 | HBO | |||
| DIFFERENT KIND OF CHRISTMAS | 1996 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 11 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| OUT OF SIGHT | 1998 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 10 | BETM | |||
| EXTRAMARITAL | 1998 | R | TRACILORDS | 16 | HBO | |||
| WOMAN WHO SINNED | 1991 | SUSANLUCCI | 5 | ROM | ||||
| EBBIE | 1995 | SUSANLUCCI | 24 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| profiler | 1999 | tv | JAMIELUNER | WEEKLY SAT 10PM | NBC | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| Just The Ten Of Us | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | 7 | 10 | |
| FREEWAY II: CONFESSIONS OF A TRICKBABY | 1999 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 6 | HBO | |||
| BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER | 1999 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 31 | FLIX | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 7 |
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 28 | HBO | |||
| HUDSON HAWK | 1991 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 27 | SHO | Better than most box office flops | 4 | 1 |
| DECEPTION | 1993 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 3 | ENC | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 30 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 5 |
| JUST THE TICKET | 1999 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 28 | SHO | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 28 | HBO | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | 3 | COM | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| SHANGHAI SURPRISE | 1986 | MADONNA | 2 | TNT | ||||
| DICK TRACY | 1990 | NA | MADONNA | 30 | WGN | All Madonna ever said on the set was "Dick me, Warren!" | 3 | 0 |
| MADONNA: TRUTH OR DARE | 1991 | R | MADONNA | 29 | ENC | |||
| LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | 16 | TNT/TBS | |||
| EVITA | 1996 | PG | MADONNA | 17 | TNT | |||
| NEXT BEST THING | 2000 | MADONNA | 20 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 22 | COM | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| ELECTRIC DREAMS | 1984 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 27 | ENC | Guy loves girl, but computer loves guy! A really cute movie - and proof that Virginia can get even a PC drive overly hard. | 10 | 8 | |
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 28 | STZ/TMC | ||||
| LINDA | 1993 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 30 | WGN | |||
| LOST AND FOUND | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 26 | MAX | |||
| PLEASURE SEEKERS | 1965 | ANNMARGRET | 24 | AMC | ||||
| TRAIN ROBBERS | 1973 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 25 | TBS | |||
| OUTSIDE MAN | 1973 | PG | ANNMARGRET | 1 | TMC | |||
| I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES | 1982 | ANNMARGRET | 28 | ROM | ||||
| OUR SONS | 1991 | ANNMARGRET | 1 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| FOLLOWING HER HEART | 1994 | ANNMARGRET | 24 | LMN | ||||
| POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1972 | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | 31 | FMC | Any excuse to get Pamela wet! | |||
| OUR TIME | 1974 | PG | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | 18 | LOVE | |||
| nancy drew | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | RERUNS | Detective series from back in the 70s or so featuring the supple young Pamela | 6 | 8 | ||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 3 | TNT/TBS | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| FUNNY ABOUT LOVE | 1990 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 7 | COM | ||||
| MARRIED TO IT | 1991 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 27 | FLIX | |||
| FRIED GREEN TOMATOES | 1991 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 24 | USA | ||||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 30 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| BED OF ROSES | 1996 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 23 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS | 1997 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 12 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| DIGGING TO CHINA | 1998 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 28 | HBO | |||
| IN HER DEFENSE | 1998 | MARLEEMATLIN | 21 | MAX | ||||
| WHEN JUSTICE FAILS | 1998 | R | MARLEEMATLIN | 25 | MAX | |||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | JENNYMCCARTHY | 28 | STZ | |||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| DEVIL IN THE FLESH | 1997 | ROSEMCGOWAN | 26 | HBO | ||||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 27 | HBO | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| SIRENS 1994 | 1994 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 29 | LOVE | |||
| IF LUCY FELL | 1996 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 26 | TNT | |||
| MCHALE'S NAVY | 1997 | DEBRAMESSING | 4 | COM | ||||
| will and grace | 1999 | tv | DEBRAMESSING | WEEKLY TUE | NBC | |||
| COMMANDO | 1985 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 30 | BETM | |||
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| FEAR 1996 | 1996 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 29 | ENC | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | ABC | Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie! | 2 | 9 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| LITTLE CITY | 1997 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 31 | SHO | |||
| Knot's Landing | DONNAMILLS | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| NO SMALL AFFAIR | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | 28 | MAX/LOVE | A teen photographer falls for the singer he is seeing thru his lens. Demi was still young and tight when she made this flick. | 6 | 8 |
| ST. ELMO'S FIRE | 1985 | R | DEMIMOORE | 27 | HBO | Teen bullshit script, but a young n tight Demi straddles a jukebox with unparalled vim and vigor. | 0 | 9 |
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 28 | STZ/MAX | |||
| ABOUT LAST NIGHT | 1986 | DEMIMOORE | 10 | A&E | ||||
| SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | R | DEMIMOORE | 28 | TMC/ACTN | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| PASSION OF MIND | 2000 | PG13 | DEMIMOORE | 7 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE | 1992 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 8 | TBS | A babysitter gone mad. | 5 | 5 |
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 31 | FX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| SEVENTEEN AGAIN | 2000 | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | 25 | SHO | ||||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | BEBENEUWIRTH | 28 | HBO | |||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | 26 | SHO | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| XANADU | 1980 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 2 | TNT | Who needs a plot when Olivia is this sexy? | 0 | 10 |
| MOM FOR CHRISTMAS | 1990 | NR | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 24 | DIS | |||
| CHRISTMAS ROMANCE | 1994 | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 24 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS | 1998 | PG13 | JACQUELINEOBRADORS | 4 | ENC | Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho. | 8 | 10 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | LARISAOLEYNIK | 29 | ENC | |||
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| ROMAN HOLIDAY | 1987 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 11 | ROM | ||||
| LAIR OF WHITE WORM | 1988 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 2 | SCIFI | ||||
| FLESH AND BONE | 1993 | NR | GWYNETHPALTROW | 12 | USA | Good suspense drama. | 6 | 6 |
| EMMA | 1996 | PG | GWYNETHPALTROW | 18 | LIFE | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 22 | USA | |||
| SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 29 | ENC | |||
| JANE EYRE 1995 | 1995 | ANNAPAQUIN | 17 | WAM | ||||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 19 | COM | ||||
| HONEYMOON IN VEGAS | 1992 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 23 | TBS | A really cute, enjoyable flick. Pull the yellow cord if you enjoyed it - no wait, the red one! | 9 | 9 |
| STRIKING DISTANCE | 1993 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 30 | MAX/ENC/TMC | |||
| ED WOOD | 1994 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 24 | MAX | |||
| MIAMI RHAPSODY | 1995 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 24 | COM | ||||
| IF LUCY FELL | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 26 | TNT | |||
| sex and the city | 1998 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | weekly series | HBO | ||||
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 4 | FX | Honkies playing basketball | 7 | 8 |
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | ROSIEPEREZ | 4 | TBS/TNT | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| DANCE WITH THE DEVIL | 1997 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 28 | MAX | |||
| SUBWAY STORIES | 1997 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 13 | HBO | |||
| JERK | 1979 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 30 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| DAVID | 1988 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 19 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| CAN'T BUY ME LOVE | 1987 | PG13 | AMANDAPETERSON | 30 | TBS | |||
| SCARFACE | 1983 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 24 | FX | |||
| INTO THE NIGHT | 1985 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 21 | FX | |||
| SWEET LIBERTY | 1986 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 14 | FX | |||
| FABULOUS BAKER BOYS | 1989 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 4 | FMC | |||
| RUSSIA HOUSE | 1990 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | SHO | |||
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | MAX/TMC | |||
| WOLF | 1994 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | MAX | |||
| STORY OF US | 1999 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | SHO | |||
| DEEP END OF THE OCEAN | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 29 | MAX | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | MAX | |||
| CADDYSHACK II | 1988 | PG | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 23 | MAX | |||
| GODZILLA | 1998 | PG13 | MARIAPITILLO | 28 | FLIX | Better than average monster flick - highlight is the helluva blowjob Maria gives to one lucky lollipop. I'd have enjoyed this movie more if Maria got raped by a) her lecherous Tv boss b) Godzilla and then gave birth to little zillas. | 7 | 9 |
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| FINE THINGS | 1990 | TRACYPOLLAN | 31 | LIFE | ||||
| BEAUTIFUL GIRLS | 1996 | R | NATALIEPORTMAN | 24 | COM | |||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 30 | HBO | |||
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 2000 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD | 1988 | PG13 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 17 | MAX | |||
| NAKED GUN 2 1/2: SMELL OF FEAR | 1991 | PG13 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 25 | TBS/WGN | |||
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 30 | COM | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 25 | SCIFI | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| TWINS | 1988 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 31 | TNT/TBS | Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly? | 8 | 10 |
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 29 | MAX | |||
| LOVE AT STAKE | 1988 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 14 | SHO/TMC | |||
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 29 | SHO | |||
| JACK FROST 1998 | 1998 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 30 | HBO | |||
| HOLY MAN | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYPRESTON | 28 | STZ | |||
| DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER | 1991 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 23 | CRT | ||||
| SEDUCTION: THREE TALES FROM THE INNER SANCTUM | 1992 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 30 | MYST | ||||
| BEYOND OBSESSION | 1994 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 13 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| titans | 2000 | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | WEEKLY WEN 8PM | NBC | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 27 | TMC | |||
| SPACED INVADERS | 1990 | PG | ARIANARICHARDS | 20 | MAX | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 23 | USA | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 10 |
| ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1974 | KIMRICHARDS | 31 | DIS | Kim was one delicious piece of jailbait when this came out. | |||
| MEATBALLS PART II | 1984 | PG | KIMRICHARDS | 19 | COM | Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great! | 0 | 8 |
| chips - 1 episode | NA | NR | KIMRICHARDS | IN RERUNS | Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim? | 1 | 8 | |
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 10 | ROM | |||
| SIXTEEN CANDLES | 1984 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 22 | TNT/TBS | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 9 | TBS/TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| PRETTY IN PINK | 1986 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 9 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 6 | ROM | |||
| FOR KEEPS | 1988 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 28 | LOVE | |||
| SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR: THE ALISON GERTZ STORY | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 1 | LIF/LMN | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 30 | SHO | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | |
| MYSTIC PIZZA | 1988 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 2 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 11 | TBS | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY | 1991 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 30 | HBO | |||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 10 | ENC | |||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 27 | SHO | |||
| ERIN BROCKOVICH | 1999 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 14 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NOTTING HILL | 1999 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 28 | SHO | |||
| RUNAWAY BRIDE | 1999 | PG | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | SHO | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| GUNG HO | 1986 | MIMIROGERS | 30 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| DEADLOCK | 1991 | R | MIMIROGERS | 19 | HBO | You'd think being attached to Mimi would be fun. | 6 | 2 |
| IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE | 1995 | MIMIROGERS | 17 | CRT | ||||
| CHRISTMAS LIST | 1997 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 1 | FAM | |||
| EIGHT DAYS A WEEK | 1997 | R | KERIRUSSELL | 27 | MAX | |||
| DEAD MAN'S CURVE | 1998 | KERIRUSSELL | 28 | USA | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| star trek voyager | 1999 | JERIRYAN | WEEKLY LOCAL | WB | ||||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 20 | MAX | |||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | 2 | TBS/TNT | |||
| DOA | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 19 | TBS/TNT | Meg is AWESOME! - Watch this movie and you'll get a hardon every time you hear the song "Rebel Yell" | 7 | 9 |
| PROMISED LAND | 1988 | MEGRYAN | 27 | TNT | ||||
| PRESIDIO | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 10 | TBS/TNT | |||
| JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO | 1990 | MEGRYAN | 17 | LIFE | Cute tale of middle age boredom. If Meg doesn't make you blow your top, nothing will. | 6 | 9 | |
| PRELUDE TO A KISS | 1992 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 31 | HBO | Cute romance story costarring Alec Baldwin | 7 | 9 |
| FLESH AND BONE | 1993 | NR | MEGRYAN | 12 | USA | Meg pops out of a cake in her underwear! Can I lick off the icing? | 6 | 10 |
| SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE | 1993 | MEGRYAN | 31 | TMC | ||||
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | 23 | TNT/TBS | |||
| IQ | 1994 | PG | MEGRYAN | 30 | HBO | |||
| RESTORATION | 1995 | R | MEGRYAN | 31 | LOVE | YawnYawnYawn | 0 | 0 |
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | PG | MEGRYAN | 30 | MAX | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 28 | HBO | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| HEATHERS | 1989 | NR | WINONARYDER | 29 | USA | Heather loved this movie, but Heather hated it. | 4 | 6 |
| WELCOME HOME ROXY CARMICHAEL | 1990 | WINONARYDER | 18 | LMN | ||||
| EDWARD SCISSORHANDS | 1990 | NR | WINONARYDER | 24 | MAX | Strangely entertaining | 7 | 7 |
| MERMAIDS | 1990 | R | WINONARYDER | 3 | WGN | Cher as Winona's mom | 6 | 7 |
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | 31 | MAX/TMC | |||
| LITTLE WOMEN | 1994 | NR | WINONARYDER | 23 | NBC | |||
| HOW TO MAKE AN AMERICAN QUILT | 1995 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 27 | STZ | Coming of age pains. | 3 | 6 |
| SHADOW OF A STRANGER | 1992 | EMMASAMMS | 17 | LMN | ||||
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | NR | EMMASAMMS | 13 | TMC | |||
| TREACHEROUS BEAUTIES | 1994 | EMMASAMMS | 1 | ROM | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 31 | FLIX | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 9 |
| QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER | 1990 | PG13 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 23 | SHO | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 30 | TNT/TBS | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| QUEENIE | 1987 | MIASARA | 17 | ROM | ||||
| UNDERTOW | 1996 | R | MIASARA | 27 | ACTN | |||
| LOVIN' MOLLY | 1974 | SUSANSARANDON | 22 | LOVE/TMC | ||||
| SOMETHING SHORT OF PARADISE | 1979 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 28 | SHO | |||
| ATLANTIC CITY | 1980 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 4 | ENC | |||
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 10 | ROM | |||
| SWEET HEARTS DANCE | 1988 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | LOVE/TMC | |||
| WHITE PALACE | 1990 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | 28 | ENC | |||
| LORENZO'S OIL | 1992 | SUSANSARANDON | 9 | LIFE | ||||
| LITTLE WOMEN | 1994 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | 23 | NBC | |||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 27 | SHO | |||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | HBO | |||
| CRADLE WILL ROCK | 1999 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 22 | STZ | |||
| LAST FLING | 1987 | CONNIESELECCA | 19 | LMN | ||||
| PEOPLE LIKE US | 1990 | CONNIESELECCA | 27 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| hotel | CONNIESELLECCA | IN RERUNS | ||||||
| TURN BACK THE CLOCK | 1989 | CONNIESELLECCA | 31 | LMN | ||||
| HOUSE OF SECRETS AND LIES | 1992 | CONNIESELLECCA | 24 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| DANGEROUS AFFAIR | 1994 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 5 | LMN/LIF | |||
| SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL | 1989 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 31 | HBO/SHO/BETM | |||
| FREQUENT FLYER | 1996 | JOANSEVERANCE | 20 | LIFE | ||||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 22 | HBO | |||
| WHITE RAVEN | 1998 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 26 | MAX | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| JACK THE RIPPER | 1988 | JANESEYMOUR | 27 | TRUE | ||||
| ONASSIS: THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD | 1988 | JANESEYMOUR | 8 | TRUE | ||||
| MEMORIES OF MIDNIGHT | 1991 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 31 | ROM | |||
| ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? | 1992 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 26 | MYST | |||
| ABSOLUTE TRUTH | 1996 | JANESEYMOUR | 14 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| WARGAMES | 1983 | ALLYSHEEDY | 31 | TNT/TBS | Matthew Broderick has to save the world from a computer wargame turned real. | 9 | 5 | |
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 9 | TBS/TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| MACON COUNTY JAIL | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 21 | HBO/TMC | |||
| HIGH ART | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 5 | MAX | |||
| HEARTBREAK KID | 1972 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 2 | BRAVO | ||||
| STORMY WEATHERS | 1992 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 15 | LIF/LMN | |||
| moonlighting | 1996 | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | RERUNS | LOCAL | Perhaps the finest comedic detective series of all time - Bruce Willis & Cybill put on a great show! | 10 | 8 |
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| SURE THING | 1985 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 20 | COM | |||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 21 | ROM | |||
| BACKSTREET DREAMS | 1990 | BROOKESHIELDS | 2 | WGN | ||||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 10 | FX | |||
| BLUE LAGOON | 1980 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | 22 | TBS/TNT | Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do? | 5 | 10 |
| KARATE KID | 1984 | PG | ELISABETHSHUE | 29 | HBO | |||
| COCKTAIL | 1988 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 22 | MAX | Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me. | 1 | 8 |
| MARRYING MAN | 1991 | NR | ELISABETHSHUE | 7 | WGN | |||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | ELISABETHSHUE | 25 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| MOLLY | 1999 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | 24 | SHO | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 29 | USA | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 9 |
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 28 | HBO | |||
| RUTHLESS PEOPLE | 1986 | R | HELENSLATER | 31 | TBS/TNT | Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler. | 9 | 4 |
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | 31 | TNT/TBS | |||
| CITY SLICKERS | 1991 | HELENSLATER | 16 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| HOUSE IN THE HILLS | 1993 | HELENSLATER | 30 | EXTR | STUPID flick, but Helen smokes and blesses us with a tittie viewing and a nice fuckfest. | 4 | 10 | |
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | 23 | HBO | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| STOLEN YEARS | 1998 | ALLISONSMITH | 11 | HBO | ||||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| west wing | 1999-2000 | ALLISONSMITH | WED | NBC | I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed. | 0 | 1 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| WINDMILLS OFTHE GODS | 1988 | JACLYNSMITH | 23 | ROM | ||||
| FAMILY ALBUM | 1994 | JACLYNSMITH | 31 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 25 | MAX | |||
| HERE ON EARTH | 2000 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 20 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| NO LAUGHING MATTER | 1998 | SUZANNESOMERS | 16 | USA | ||||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| MIGHTY APHRODITE | 1995 | R | MIRASORVINO | 23 | ENC | Mira is a hooker - I've had dreams like this! | 5 | 9 |
| FREE MONEY | 1998 | MIRASORVINO | 8 | STZ | ||||
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 31 | TMC | |||
| LULU ON THE BRIDGE | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 26 | STZ | |||
| SUMMER OF SAM | 1999 | R | MIRASORVINO | 12 | STZ | |||
| COED CALL GIRL | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 26 | MAX | ||||
| DEADLY PURSUITS | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 16 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? | 1996 | NR | TORISPELLING | 18 | LIFE | |||
| TRICK | 1999 | R | TORISPELLING | 27 | HBO | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | JULIA STILES | 29 | ENC | |||
| ALLIGATOR II: THE MUTATION | 1991 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 23 | SCIFI | |||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 29 | HBO | |||
| TOTAL RECALL | 1990 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 21 | TBS | Vacation on mars for only $1,999! You don't really need air now, do you? | 8 | 7 |
| HE SAID, SHE SAID | 1991 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 31 | MAX | |||
| SCISSORS | 1991 | R | SHARONSTONE | 17 | FLIX | |||
| INTERSECTION | 1994 | R | SHARONSTONE | 21 | USA | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 28 | HBO | |||
| GLORIA 1999 | 1999 | R | SHARONSTONE | 24 | MAX | |||
| BEAUTIFUL JOE | 2000 | SHARONSTONE | 31 | MAX | ||||
| ZENON: GIRL OF THE 21ST CENTURY | 1999 | G | KIRSTENSTORMS | 27 | DIS | |||
| STAKEOUT | 1987 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 29 | HBO | Richard Dreyfuss & Emelio Estevez are 2 cops on stakeout spying on Madeleine - Richard can't help but letting his little head get ahead of his big one. | 7 | 9 |
| LAST OF MOHICANS | 1992 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 27 | HBO | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 30 | MAX | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| GENERAL'S DAUGHTER | 1999 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 29 | SHO/EXTR | |||
| PLAYING BY HEART | 1999 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 29 | ENC | |||
| LOLITA 1997 | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 28 | SHO | Whether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy! | 9 | 9 |
| GIRL | 1998 | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 5 | MAX | ||||
| INTERN | 2000 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 14 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CHASE 1994 | 1994 | KRISTYSWANSON | 3 | COM | Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun. | 8 | 8 | |
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 8 | COM | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| BIG DADDY | 1999 | PG13 | KRISTYSWANSON | 26 | HBO | |||
| Grapevine | 2000 | TV | KRISTYSWANSON | WEEKLY MON | CBS | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 17 | TNT | |||
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 16 | TNT/TBS | All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES! | 7 | 9 |
| CIDER HOUSE RULES | 1999 | PG13 | CHARLIZETHERON | 20 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ASTRONAUTS WIFE | 1999 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 29 | STZ | |||
| REINDEER GAMES | 2000 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 20 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SHE FOUGHT ALONE | 1995 | NR | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | 7 | LIF/LMN | |||
| KILLER AMONG FRIENDS | 1991 | NR | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | 18 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| ALL THE RIGHT MOVES | 1983 | R | LEATHOMPSON | 28 | MAX | Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE! | 1 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 31 | TBS/TNT | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 25 | SCIFI | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | LEATHOMPSON | 3 | TNT/TBS | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE II | 1989 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 25 | USA | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 8 | 6 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE III | 1990 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 25 | USA | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 7 | 4 |
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 1990 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 31 | MAX | |||
| FINAL ANALYSIS | 1992 | R | UMATHURMAN | 27 | STZ | |||
| MAD DOG AND GLORY | 1993 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 9 | USA | Bill Murray is Uma's pimp - he's had dreams like this I'd bet! | 7 | 8 |
| MONTH BY THE LAKE | 1995 | PG | UMATHURMAN | 20 | MAX | |||
| BEAUTIFUL GIRLS | 1996 | R | UMATHURMAN | 24 | COM | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| MY COUSIN VINNY | 1992 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 25 | FX | Joes Pesci is AWESOME in a very well written & acted laughfest. Someone shoot that damn owl! | 10 | 9 |
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 30 | ROM | |||
| PAPER | 1994 | R | MARISATOMEI | 23 | USA | |||
| AIR AMERICA | 1990 | R | NANCYTRAVIS | 9 | TBS | |||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | TANYATUCKER | 30 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 9 | SCIFI | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 9 |
| NAKED CITY: JUSTICE WIH A BULLET | 1998 | ROBINTUNNEY | 15 | EXTR | ||||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO FAMILIES | 1998 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 17 | TMC | |||
| END OF DAYS | 1999 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 15 | STZ | Fairly entertaining end-of-world good vs. evil action flick with good ol Arnie saving the planet from devil incarnate Gabrielle Byrne. Robin Tunney plays the delicious biscuit the devil needs to plant his seed in to bring about Armageddon. | 6 | 7 |
| LAST CALL | 1990 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 27 | SHO | |||
| DEAD BY DAWN | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 19 | HBO | |||
| SCANDALOUS BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 21 | MAX | |||
| FORBIDDEN SINS | 1998 | SHANNONTWEED | 31 | HBO/TMC | ||||
| ROWDY GIRLS | 1999 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 4 | MAX | |||
| POWER PLAY | 1999 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 28 | HBO | |||
| STEALING BEAUTY | 1996 | R | LIVTYLER | 23 | ROM | Liv plays a young girl learning about sex. | 5 | 10 |
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | 31 | ENC | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| AGAINST ALL ODDS | 1984 | R | RACHELWARD | 17 | A&E | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 3 | TCM | |||
| DEAL OF THE CENTURY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 8 | COM | |||
| GHOSTBUSTERS | 1984 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | HBO/WAM | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 |
| GALAXY QUEST | 1999 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 27 | HBO | |||
| FANTASTIC VOYAGE | 1966 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 29 | AMC | Wanna see how far special effects have come in the last 3 decades? Check this movie out for an example of the old school - it actually won awards in its era for effects. An enjoyable tale. | 7 | 2 |
| FATHOM | 1967 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 18 | FMC | |||
| SCANDAL IN A SMALL TOWN | 1988 | RAQUELWELCH | 21 | LIFE | ||||
| WILD IN THE COUNTRY | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 1 | AMC | ||||
| BACHELOR FLAT | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 1 | FMC | ||||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| HALLOWEEN:H2O | 1998 | R | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 30 | FLIX | |||
| FORGET PARIS | 1995 | PG13 | DEBRAWINGER | 11 | TBS | |||
| HIDEOUS KINKY | 1998 | R | KATEWINSLET | 31 | SUND | |||
| MAN IN THE MOON | 1991 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 2 | SHO | |||
| FEAR 1996 | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 29 | ENC | |||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 10 | FX | |||
| ELECTION | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | SHO | With Reese around, an eRection is more likely | ||
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 27 | HBO | |||
| BEST LAID PLANS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 25 | MAX | |||
| DISAPPEARANCE OF VONNIE | 1994 | ALICIAWITT | 31 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | ALICIAWITT | 23 | EXTR | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| LAKER GIRLS | 1990 | NR | TINAYOTHERS | 23 | LMN | |||
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 30 | HBO | ||||
| FIRE BIRDS | 1990 | SEANYOUNG | 16 | WGN/TBS | ||||
| FOREVER | 1992 | SEANYOUNG | 27 | ROM | ||||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 2 | USA | |||
| EVERYTHING TO GAIN | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | 21 | LMN | ||||
| OUT OF CONTROL | 1998 | R | SEANYOUNG | 27 | EXTR | |||
| SPACEBALLS | 1987 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 31 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| FLY II | 1989 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 23 | AMC/FMC | ||||
| PREY OF THE CHAMELEON | 1992 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 21 | EXTR | |||
| STAND-INS | 1997 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 6 | SHO | ||||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | IN RERUNS | ABC |
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