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TV VIEWER ALERTS
Here's what you might be missing this month:SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for January, 2001:
Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING | 1989 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 14 | TBS/TNT/WGN | ||||
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 26 | HBO/TMC | |||
| MADHOUSE | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 3 | COM | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING TOO | 1990 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 14 | TBS/TNT | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 14 | TBS/TNT | |||
| DAVID'S MOTHER | 1994 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 19 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| RADIANT CITY | 1996 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 25 | LMN | ||||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 12 | STZ | |||
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| IT TAKES TWO | 1995 | PG | KIRSTIE ALLEY | 29 | HBO | |||
| MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON | 1984 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 31 | MAX/LOV | Robin Williams is a Russian who defects in bloomingdales | 6 | 8 |
| SUDDEN TERROR: THE HIJACKING OF SCHOOLBUS 17 | 1996 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 27 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| VENDETTA II: THE NEW MAFIA | 1993 | CAROLALT | 20 | USA | ||||
| DREAM LOVER 1994 | 1994 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 31 | USA | |||
| TRAPPED IN PARADISE | 1994 | MADCHENAMICK | 24 | COM | ||||
| WOUNDED | 1997 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 28 | MAX | |||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| STROKER ACE | 1983 | LONIANDERSON | 31 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| DEADLY FAMILY SECRETS | 1995 | LONIANDERSON | 31 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| SNAPDRAGON | 1993 | R | PAMELAANDERSON | 26 | EXTR | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 31 | HBO | |||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 17 | COM | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | 18 | MAX | |||
| OFFICE SPACE | 1999 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 29 | HBO | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 1 | TBS/TNT | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 6 |
| MAFIA | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 6 | ENC | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| TOO SCARED TO SCREAM | 1985 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 22 | EXTR | |||
| LEAP OF FAITH | 1988 | ANNEARCHER | 26 | LOVE | ||||
| NARROW MARGIN | 1990 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 23 | BRAVO | Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted. | 8 | 5 |
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 16 | COM | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| EIGHT MILLION WAYS TO DIE | 1986 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 26 | ACTN | |||
| NOBODY'S FOOL 1986 | 1986 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 23 | ENC | |||
| BLACK RAINBOW | 1989 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 25 | SHO | |||
| WRONG MAN | 1993 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 27 | MYST | |||
| SUGAR TOWN | 1999 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 11 | HBO | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| LOVE STINKS | 1999 | R | TYRABANKS | 24 | MAX | |||
| LIFE SIZE | 2000 | TYRABANKS | 27 | DIS | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 21 | SCIFI | |||
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 15 | TBS/TNT | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| MAN TROUBLE | 1992 | PG13 | ELLENBARKIN | 26 | FMC | Jack Nicholson can't save this one | 4 | 5 |
| THIS BOY'S LIFE | 1993 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 30 | HBO | |||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | ELLENBARKIN | 12 | STZ | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| CAT'S EYE | 1985 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 29 | MAX | Assemblage of engaging twilight-zone type stories told through the eyes of an innocent pussy (as Drew was at this youing age her own self) - Drew's involves a nefarious troll dwelling under her bed. Drew was way too young when this was filmed, but these days the trolls in her bedroom are IN her bed. | 8 | 5 |
| SEE YOU IN THE MORNING | 1989 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 18 | STZ | |||
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 5 | TBS/TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 10 |
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 22 | HBO | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 8 |
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 27 | LOV | |||
| WISHFUL THINKING | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 9 | SHO | |||
| BEST MEN | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 21 | MAX | |||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 29 | MAX | |||
| KILLJOY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 25 | MYST | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN | 1983 | PG | KIMBASINGER | 28 | HBO/SHO | Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond. | 3 | 6 |
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | KIMBASINGER | 7 | ROM | |||
| NINE 1/2 WEEKS | 1986 | R | KIMBASINGER | 4 | FX | boring, but if you dig Kim who cares? | 1 | 8 |
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 31 | HBO | |||
| MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN | 1988 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 28 | SCIFI | |||
| FINAL ANALYSIS | 1992 | R | KIMBASINGER | 27 | MYST | |||
| REAL MCCOY | 1993 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 24 | USA | |||
| GETAWAY 1994 | 1994 | R | KIMBASINGER | 25 | USA | Alec Baldwin co stars in this tale of cons & doublecrosses. | 6 | 8 |
| I DREAMED OF AFRICA | 2000 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 18 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DEAD ON SIGHT | 1994 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 30 | SHO | |||
| WISHFUL THINKING | 1997 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 9 | SHO | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| MANON OF THE SPRING | 1986 | PG | EMMANUELLE BEART | 27 | SHO | |||
| SHOOTING FISH | 1997 | PG | KATEBECKINSALE | 27 | ROM | |||
| ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS | 1999 | KATEBECKINSALE | 16 | MAX | ||||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | KATEBECKINSALE | 29 | MAX | Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. | 7 | 7 |
| SALEM'S LOT | 1979 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 14 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| HEART LIKE A WHEEL | 1983 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | 24 | FMC | |||
| VIOLETS ARE BLUE | 1986 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 24 | ENC | |||
| BOY WHO COULD FLY | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | ENC | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 31 | MAX | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY | 1989 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 31 | BRAVO | |||
| DIE HARD 2 | 1990 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 21 | TBS/TNT | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| JUDICIAL CONSENT | 1994 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 23 | MAX | |||
| LEGACY OF SIN: THE WILLIAM COIT STORY | 1995 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 28 | HBO | ||||
| ANY MOTHER'S SON | 1997 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 7 | LIFE | |||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 31 | HBO | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHBERKELEY | 21 | LIFE | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | 3 | CBS | |||
| AS GOOD AS DEAD | 1995 | NR | CRYSTALBERNARD | 4 | TBS/WGN | |||
| FACE TO KILL FOR | 1999 | CRYSTALBERNARD | 28 | USA | ||||
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 25 | TBS | |||
| INTRODUCING DOROTHY DANDRIDGE | 1999 | HALLEBERRY | 29 | HBO | ||||
| XMEN | 2000 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | 6 | 5 | |
| BAPS | 1997 | PG13 | HALLYBERRY | 14 | COM | |||
| ROCKABYE | 1986 | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 19 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| IN A CHILD'S NAME | 1991 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 28 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| SHADES OF GRAY | 1992 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 27 | CRT | |||
| MURDER OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 14 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| FIRST TIME 1969 | 1969 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 27 | FLIX | |||
| ST. IVES | 1976 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 30 | MYST | |||
| CRIME BROKER | 1994 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 14 | LMN | ||||
| ONCE YOU MEET A STRANGER | 1996 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 3 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| DARE TO LOVE | 1995 | JOSIEBISSETT | 3 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| HELL NIGHT | 1981 | R | LINDABLAIR | 1 | SHO | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 25 | FMC | |||
| PARADISE ROAD | 1997 | CATEBLANCHETT | 17 | ROM | ||||
| ELIZABETH | 1998 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 25 | SHO | |||
| PUSHING TIN | 1999 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 27 | HBO | |||
| FACE TO DIE FOR | '1997 | YASMINEBLEETH | 2 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| ULTIMATE DECEPTION | 1999 | YASMINEBLEETH | 20 | USA | ||||
| titans | 2000 | TV | YASMINEBLEETH | WEEKLY WEN 8PM | NBC | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 1 | TBS | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 1 | TNT/TBS | |||
| working girl tv series | 1990 | SANDRABULLOCK | IN RERUNS | |||||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 10 | COM | |||
| VANISHING | 1993 | R | SANDRABULLOCK | 28 | FX | |||
| FORCES OF NATURE | 1999 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 28 | MAX | |||
| GUN SHY | 2000 | R | SANDRABULLOCK | 29 | STZ | |||
| TWENTY EIGHT DAYS | 2000 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMABUNTON | 6 | USA | |||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 27 | USA | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 7 |
| THREE TO TANGO | 1999 | PG13 | NEVECAMPBELL | 25 | HBO | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| angel | 1999 | tv | CHARISMACARPENTER | weekly tue 9pm | WB | |||
| MY TEACHER'S WIFE | 1995 | TIACARRERE | 13 | USA | ||||
| TWENTY DATES | 1998 | R | TIACARRERE | 22 | MAX | |||
| relic hunter | 1999 | tv | TIACARRERE | WEEKLY SAT 5PM | WGN/WB | |||
| DADDY | 1991 | LYNDACARTER | 1 | LMN | ||||
| SECRET BETWEEN FRIENDS | 1996 | LYNDACARTER | 20 | LMN | ||||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 13 | TNT/TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot. | 9 | 10 |
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 9 | TNT/TBS | Could Phoebe be any cuter? Woulda loved to see her get raped by Stripe, though! | 9 | 8 |
| LACE | 1984 | PHOEBECATES | 6 | ROM | ||||
| LACE II | 1985 | PHOEBECATES | 7 | ROM | ||||
| DROP DEAD FRED | 1991 | NR | PHOEBECATES | 15 | TBS/TNT | Phoebe is too cute for words. | 6 | 8 |
| PRINCESS CARABOO | 1994 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 17 | ROM | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| CAREER OPPORTUNITIES | 1991 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 8 | USA | Jennifer is INCREDIBLE! Ride that pony, honey! | 1 | 10 |
| HIGHER LEARNING | 1995 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 27 | MAX | |||
| DARK CITY | 1998 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 6 | TBS/TNT | |||
| street | 2000 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | WED | FOX | ||||
| WAKING THE DEAD | 2000 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MARISACOUGHLAN | 2 | SHO | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | |
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | MARISACOUGHLAN | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| batman | 1968 | TV | YVONNECRAIG | in reruns | As a youngster, nothing got me hotter than Batgirl in her spandex. Yvonne, you can rip off my utility belt any day! | 9 | 10 | |
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF | 1997 | R | OLIVIAD'ABO | 30 | TMC | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 1 | TBS | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| MENENDEZ: A KILLING IN BEVERLY HILLS PART ONE | 1994 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 15 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| MIDNIGHT'S CHILD | 1992 | NR | OLIVIADABO | 24 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| VELOCITY OF GARY | 1998 | R | OLIVIADABO | 30 | MAX | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 11 | ROM | |||
| MOD SQUAD | 1999 | R | CLAIREDANES | 28 | SHO | |||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 29 | MAX | Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. | 7 | 8 |
| JUDGMENT DAY: THE JOHN LIST STORY | 1993 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 14 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | BEVERLYDANGELO | 1 | TNT/TBS | |||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ABC TV - LOCAL | |||||
| MOVING | 1988 | STACEYDASH | 27 | STZ | ||||
| MO' MONEY | 1992 | R | STACEYDASH | 30 | HBO/BETM | |||
| ILLEGAL IN BLUE | 1995 | R | STACEYDASH | 25 | EXTR | |||
| FACE OF FEAR | 1990 | PAMDAWBER | 25 | MYST | ||||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| RESURRECTION | 1999 | DANADELANEY | 29 | MAX | ||||
| BODY PARTS | 1991 | KIMDELANEY | 27 | HBO | ||||
| PROJECT METALBEAST | 1994 | R | KIMDELANEY | 2 | TMC | |||
| CLOSER AND CLOSER | 1996 | NR | KIMDELANEY | 19 | LMN/LIF | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| TOMBSTONE | 1993 | DANADELANY | 13 | SHO | ||||
| DONATO AND DAUGHTER | 1993 | NR | DANADELANY | 27 | CRT | |||
| EXIT TO EDEN | 1994 | R | DANADELANY | 24 | USA | Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear | 0 | 8 |
| CHOICES OF THE HEART: THE MARGARET SANGER STORY | 1995 | DANADELANY | 3 | LMN | ||||
| RISKY BUSINESS | 1983 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 27 | MAX/TMC | Tom Cruise hires a call girl | 4 | 8 |
| INCONVENIENT WOMAN | 1991 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 20 | LMN/LIF | |||
| GUILTY AS SIN | 1993 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 16 | HBO | |||
| TABLE FOR ONE | 1999 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 27 | MAX/TMC | |||
| SMOOTH TALK | 1985 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 30 | ENC | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | 20 | STZ | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | LAURADERN | 28 | SUND | |||
| BABY DANCE | 1998 | NR | LAURADERN | 31 | SHO | |||
| MASK | 1994 | CAMERONDIAZ | 7 | ABC | ||||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 17 | COM | |||
| HEAD ABOVE WATER | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | 30 | MAX | From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day! | ||
| VERY BAD THINGS | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 28 | SHO | |||
| ANY GIVEN SUNDAY | 1999 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 26 | HBO | |||
| DRESSED TO KILL | 1980 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 21 | FX | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| COUCH TRIP | 1988 | DONNADIXON | 13 | A&E | ||||
| our house | shannendoherty | reruns | Shannen was a really fine piece of jailbait back when this aired | |||||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 13 | FX | |||
| TICKET | 1996 | NR | SHANNENDOHERTY | 23 | USA | |||
| GONE IN THE NIGHT | 1996 | SHANNENDOHERTY | 1 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS | 2000 | SHANNENDOHERTY | 16 | USA | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | R | AMIDOLENZ | 1 | FLIX | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| GOVERNESS | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 20 | SHO | |||
| GROSS POINTE BLANK | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 29 | FX | |||
| HARD RAIN | 1998 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 21 | USA | |||
| RETURN TO ME | 2000 | PG | MINNIEDRIVER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT | 1998 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | 19 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 12 | STZ | |||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 30 | SHO | Guess where I'd like to stick mine? I'll give you a hint: open wide, Kirsten, and say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" | ||
| outer limits - one episode | 2000 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| e.r. - 2 episodes | NA | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | ||||
| baywatch | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| DEMOLITIONIST | 1996 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 19 | USA | |||
| PRICE OF KISSING | 1997 | PG13 | NICOLEEGGERT | 30 | SHO/BETM | |||
| charles in charge | TV | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years | 3 | 10 |
| TEN TO MIDNIGHT | 1983 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 9 | WGN/TBS/TNT | Psycho hunts beautiful babes. | 4 | 9 |
| BEVERLY HILLS COP | 1984 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 8 | USA | A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down. | 9 | 6 |
| MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND HUMAN | 1999 | R | CARMENELECTRA | 31 | HBO | |||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| baywatch | TV | ERIKAELENIAK | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 15 | COM | |||
| PANDORA PROJECT | 1998 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 9 | HBO | |||
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 15 | COM | |||
| BITTERSWEET | 1998 | ANGIEEVERHART | 14 | USA | ||||
| HOW TO MURDER A MILLIONAIRE | 1990 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 23 | LMN/LIF | |||
| PERRY MASON: THE CASE OF THE SKIN DEEP SCANDAL | 1992 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 17 | TBS | |||
| INTO THE ARMS OF DANGER | 1997 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 20 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| SEE YOU IN THE MORNING | 1989 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 18 | STZ | |||
| SMALL SACRIFICES | 1989 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 20 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 28 | BRAVO/IFC | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT | 1977 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 24 | TNT/TBS | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 28 | HBO | |||
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II | 1980 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 25 | TNT/TBS | |||
| PUNCHLINE | 1988 | R | SALLYFIELD | 31 | HBO/FLIX | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 28 | TBS | |||
| HOMEWARD BOUND: THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY | 1993 | G | SALLYFIELD | 22 | DIS | |||
| STAR WARS | 1977 | PG | CARRIEFISHER | 21 | TBS/TNT | Sci fi heaven. Carrie plays Princess Lay-her. | 9 | 9 |
| BLUES BROTHERS | 1980 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | 27 | BETM | |||
| MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE | 1985 | CARRIEFISHER | 6 | COM | ||||
| BURBS | 1989 | CARRIEFISHER | 14 | FAM | ||||
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | PG13 | CARRIEFISHER | 26 | HBO/TMC | |||
| POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE | 1990 | R | CARRIEFISHER | 27 | MAX/TMC | |||
| AMAZING STORIES: THE MOVIE V | 1991 | CARRIEFISHER | 13 | SCIFI | ||||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 29 | HBO | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| STRAPLESS | 1989 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 26 | IFC | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 13 | TBS/TNT | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 7 |
| LITTLE BUDDHA | 1993 | PG | BRIDGETFONDA | 20 | WAM | |||
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 13 | TNT | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| BREAK UP | 1998 | BRIDGETFONDA | 30 | MAX | ||||
| SIMPLE PLAN | 1998 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 28 | EXTR | |||
| LAKE PLACID | 1999 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | MAX | |||
| KATE'S ADDICTION | 1998 | R | FARRAHFORKE | 26 | MAX | |||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | CLAIREFORLANI | 13 | FX | |||
| BASIL | 1997 | CLAIREFORLANI | 24 | ROM | ||||
| BOYS AND GIRLS | 2000 | PG13 | CLAIREFORLANI | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA | 1972 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 22 | ENC | |||
| CANDLESHOE | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 28 | MYST | |||
| MESMERIZED | 1984 | JODIEFOSTER | 28 | MYST | ||||
| FIVE CORNERS | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 25 | IFC | |||
| BACKTRACK | 1991 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 13 | SHO | |||
| ANNA AND THE KING | 1999 | PG13 | JODIEFOSTER | 29 | HBO | |||
| BETTER OFF DEAD | 1985 | DIANEFRANKLIN | 24 | COM | ||||
| CASPER MEETS WENDY | TERIGARR | 14 | FAM | |||||
| YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN | 1974 | PG | TERIGARR | 29 | AMC | |||
| OH, GOD! | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 28 | ENC | Cute movie - George Burns plays God, trying to convince John Denver that he is indeed the almighty, and John in turn tries to convince the rest of the planet to clean up its act because God said so. Added bonus: Teri looks wonderful in a nightie! | 8 | 10 |
| MIRACLES | 1984 | PG | TERIGARR | 31 | SHO | |||
| INTIMATE STRANGERS | 1986 | TERIGARR | 31 | LOVE | ||||
| STRANGER IN THE FAMILY | 1991 | NR | TERIGARR | 29 | TRUE | |||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | TERIGARR | 30 | SHO | |||
| STAR | 1993 | JENNIEGARTH | 1 | LMN | ||||
| LIES OF THE HEART: THE STORY OF LAURIE KELLOGG | 1994 | NR | JENNIEGARTH | 21 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 28 | TMC | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 31 | MAX | |||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | REBECCAGAYHEART | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE - 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 26 | MAX | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | 24 | MAX | |||
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| Growing Pains | TRACEYGOLD | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 10 | |||
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 8 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 28 | MAX | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| HOT SHOTS | 1991 | PG13 | VALERIAGOLINO | 21 | FX | |||
| LICENSE TO DRIVE | 1988 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 23 | FMC | ||||
| DIGGSTOWN | 1992 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 21 | TMC | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 29 | STZ | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 13 | TNT/TBS | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFERGREY | 1 | TNT/TBS | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 29 | ENC | |||
| IF THE SHOE FITS | 1991 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 30 | FMC/STZ | |||
| WEST SIDE WALTZ | 1995 | JENNIFERGREY | 27 | LMN | ||||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| SOMETHING WILD | 1986 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 20 | A&E | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 26 | FMC | |||
| PACIFIC HEIGHTS | 1990 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 6 | TBS/TNT | |||
| BUFFALO GIRLS | 1995 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 31 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| CRAZY IN ALABAMA | 1999 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 29 | MAX | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD | 2000 | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | 18 | DIS | ||||
| our house | deidrehall | reruns | ||||||
| WOMAN ON THE LEDGE | 1993 | NR | DEIDREHALL | 8 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER: THE DEIDRE HALL STORY | 1995 | DEIDREHALL | 8 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 16 | TNT/TBS | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| WALL STREET | 1987 | DARYLHANNAH | 29 | ENC | Short DELL, AOL & MICROSOFT! | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 28 | TBS | |||
| CRAZY PEOPLE | 1990 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 27 | HBO | |||
| MEMOIRS OF AN INVISIBLE MAN | 1992 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 28 | ENC | Invisibility brings such potential - this movie exploits none of it - imagine being able to invisibly walk into ANY all girl high school locker room in the world and take your pick - well that DOESN'T happen in this movie. | 4 | 2 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 21 | LIFE | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| HIDE & SEEK | 2000 | DARYLHANNAH | 28 | USA | ||||
| RECKLESS | 1984 | R | DARYL HANNAH | 4 | LOVE | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | ALYSONHANNIGAN | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | 1 | FAM | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 | |
| TWISTED DESIRE | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | 2 | TNT | ||||
| SILENCING MARY | 1997 | NR | MELISSA JOANHART | 31 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| DRIVE ME CRAZY | 1999 | PG13 | MELISSA JOANHART | 28 | HBO | |||
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| Knot's Landing | LISAHARTMAN | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| BARE ESSENTIALS | 1991 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | 30 | ROM | |||
| FIRE: TRAPPED ON THE 37TH FLOOR | 1991 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | 29 | ACTN | |||
| DAZZLE | 1994 | LISAHARTMAN | 20 | ROM | ||||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| HEAVEN'S PRISONERS | 1996 | R | TERIHATCHER | 27 | TBS/TNT | |||
| ALL TIED UP | NA | NR | TERIHATCHER | 11 | COM | Great movie for gals who just broke up with their guys, and Teri looks fab! | 6 | 7 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| THERE'S A GIRL IN MY SOUP | 1970 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | ENC | |||
| BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE | 1972 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 31 | TRUE | |||
| DOLLARS$ | 1972 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 31 | HBO | |||
| DUCHESS AND THE DIRTWATER FOX | 1976 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | FMC | |||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | FAM | |||
| WILDCATS | 1986 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | TBS/TNT | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 13 | TBS/TNT | |||
| BIRD ON A WIRE | 1990 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 7 | USA | |||
| DECEIVED | 1991 | GOLDIEHAWN | 7 | TBS/WGN | ||||
| CRISSCROSS | 1992 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | TMC | |||
| FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 3 | CBS | |||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | LOV | |||
| OUT-OF-TOWNERS | 1999 | PG13 | GOLDIEHAWN | 28 | SHO | Quirky but engaging tail of a business trip gone bad | 7 | 5 |
| ROADRACERS | 1994 | SALMAHAYEK | 17 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| FLED | 1996 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 14 | FX | Salma is her cute feisty best in this fast moving action flick. | 6 | 7 |
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN | 1996 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 25 | STZ | Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day. | 2 | 10 |
| VELOCITY OF GARY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 30 | MAX | |||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 30 | EXTR | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| WILD WILD WEST | 1999 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 27 | MAX | Salma sure looks good in those tight tops | 4 | 7 |
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | MARILUHENNER | 7 | ROM | |||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | PG13 | MARILUHENNER | 11 | MAX | |||
| LOVE WITH A PERFECT STRANGER | 1986 | MARILUHENNER | 2 | ROM | ||||
| FIGHT FOR JUSTICE: THE NANCY CONN STORY | 1995 | MARILUHENNER | 17 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 24 | MAX | |||
| DOG PARK | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 28 | STZ | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 7 | TMC | |||
| SECOND SKIN | 2000 | NATASHA HENSTRIDGE | 27 | HBO | ||||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 21 | HBO | |||
| SUBURBANS | 1999 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 30 | HBO | |||
| time of your life | 1999 | tv | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEEKLY MON 8PM | FOX | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| DANGEROUS HEART | 1994 | LAURENHOLLY | 4 | TNT | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 24 | MAX | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| GO | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 23 | MAX | |||
| DISTURBING BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 21 | TMC | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | KATIEHOLMES | 27 | TMC | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | 9 |
| WAITING TO EXHALE | 1995 | R | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 22 | FMC | |||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | KATEHUDSON | 16 | TMC | |||
| PROJECT X | 1987 | PG | HELENHUNT | 28 | SCIFI | Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! - tale of government exploitation of monkeys with Matthew Broderick & Helen as the good guys. | 10 | 9 |
| NEXT OF KIN | 1989 | R | HELENHUNT | 30 | STZ | |||
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | HELENHUNT | 19 | TMC | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 8 | COM | |||
| BROADCAST NEWS | 1987 | HOLLYHUNTER | 28 | FMC/LOVE | ||||
| LIVING OUT LOUD | 1998 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 17 | ENC | |||
| NIGHTSCARE | 1994 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 31 | SHO | |||
| PERMANENT MIDNIGHT | 1998 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 16 | SHO | |||
| PERRY MASON MYSTERY: CASE OF THE WICKED WIVES | 1993 | KATHYIRELAND | 6 | CRT | ||||
| SUSIE Q | 1996 | PG | AMY JOJOHNSON | 27 | DIS | |||
| FOR YOUR EYES ONLY | 1981 | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | 4 | TBS | Roger Moore is a fab James Bond! | 8 | 7 | |
| WAXWORK | 1988 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 30 | USA | ||||
| FOXFIRE | 1996 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 22 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| GIA | 1998 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 22 | HBO | |||
| BONE COLLECTOR | 1999 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 27 | STZ | |||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 21 | SHO | |||
| HAUNTING 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 31 | HBO | |||
| ENTRAPMENT | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 31 | MAX | |||
| AMERICAN ANTHEM | 1986 | PG13 | JANETJONES | 30 | MAX/ENC | |||
| PASSION OF DARKLY NOON | 1995 | ASHLEYJUDD | 20 | MAX/SHO | ||||
| EYE OF THE BEHOLDER | 1999 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 5 | STZ | Pointless crap about a murdering psycho-bitch, but Ashley looks nice undressed! | 0 | 8 |
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1999 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 14 | SHO | |||
| DOWNHILL WILLIE | 1996 | PG13 | STACIKEANAN | 3 | USA | Goes downhill fast. | 0 | 6 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| BITTER HARVEST | 1993 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 25 | SHO | |||
| LOVE AND BETRAYAL: THE MIA FARROW STORY | 1995 | NR | PATSYKENSIT | 19 | FMC | |||
| BLIND FAITH | 1990 | JOANNAKERNS | 31 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| DEADLY INTENTIONS.... AGAIN | 1991 | JOANNAKERNS | 25 | LIFE | ||||
| SEE JANE RUN | 1995 | JOANNAKERNS | 23 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| TERROR IN THE FAMILY | 1996 | JOANNAKERNS | 14 | USA | ||||
| Growing Pains | JOANNA KERNS | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 7 | |||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | 29 | AMC | ||||
| AMITYVILLE HORROR | 1979 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 11 | USA | Typical horror BS. | 1 | 6 |
| TRENCHCOAT | 1983 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | 26 | ENC | |||
| PYGMALION | 1988 | MARGOTKIDDER | 1 | LOVE | ||||
| FLIRTING | 1990 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 30 | SHO | Girls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school. | 3 | 8 |
| MALICE | 1993 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 14 | TBS/TNT | |||
| BATMAN FOREVER | 1995 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 13 | NBC | ||||
| PORTRAIT OF A LADY | 1996 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 28 | SHO | |||
| PEACEMAKER | 1997 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 27 | ABC | |||
| EYES WIDE SHUT | 1999 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 29 | MAX | REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick. | 1 | 9 |
| CAT PEOPLE | 1982 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 11 | USA | Odd movie - but Nastassja is rarely overdressed. | 7 | 9 |
| TERMINAL VELOCITY | 1994 | PG13 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 28 | TMC | |||
| RING | 1996 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 1 | LMN | ||||
| LITTLE BOY BLUE | 1997 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 26 | HBO | |||
| TIMESHARE | 2000 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 28 | FAM | ||||
| WOMAN WHO LOVED ELVIS | 1993 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 29 | LMN | ||||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| ANALYZE THIS | 1999 | R | LISAKUDROW | 30 | HBO | |||
| HANGING UP | 2000 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 30 | HBO | |||
| SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS | 1973 | CHERYLLADD | 16 | USA | ||||
| GRACE KELLY STORY | 1983 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 28 | TRUE | |||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 18 | ROM | |||
| DEATH IN CALIFORNIA | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 29 | TRUE | |||
| LOCKED UP: A MOTHER'S RAGE | 1991 | CHERYLLADD | 10 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| CHANGES | 1991 | CHERYLLADD | 2 | LMN | ||||
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 5 | TBS/TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 0 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SIX PACK | 1982 | PG | DIANELANE | 28 | HBO | |||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | PG | DIANELANE | 12 | FAM | |||
| STREETS OF FIRE | 1984 | NR | DIANELANE | 11 | STZ | Bizarre rocknroll band story. | 0 | 8 |
| VIRGINIAN | 1999 | DIANELANE | 21 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICALANGE | 4 | TNT/TBS | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| ALL THAT JAZZ | 1979 | NR | JESSICALANGE | 31 | BRAVO | |||
| POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE | 1981 | R | JESSICALANGE | 31 | A&E | |||
| FRANCES | 1982 | R | JESSICALANGE | 28 | TRUE | Wake me when it's over. | 1 | 4 |
| SWEET DREAMS (1985) | 1985 | JESSICALANGE | 8 | BRAVO | ||||
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 20 | MAX | |||
| MEN DON'T LEAVE | 1990 | JESSICALANGE | 26 | MAX/TMC | ||||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JESSICALANGE | 25 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 5 |
| O PIONEERS! | 1992 | NR | JESSICALANGE | 29 | WSTN | |||
| BLUE SKY | 1994 | JESSICALANGE | 11 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 13 | USA | |||
| COUNTRY | 1984 | PG | JESSICA LANGE | 14 | WAM | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 7 | COM | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | 2 | USA | ||||
| GEORGIA | 1995 | R | JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH | 30 | SHO | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 13 | TNT/TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties. | 9 | 10 |
| HEART OF MIDNIGHT | 1988 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 4 | FLIX | |||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 17 | HBO | |||
| RUSH | 1991 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 25 | FX | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 13 | TBS/TNT | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| WASHINGTON SQUARE | 1997 | PG | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 30 | BRAVO | |||
| EXISTENZ | 1999 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 25 | TMC | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 10 | TNT/TBS | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN | 1996 | R | JULIETLEWIS | 25 | STZ | Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day. | 2 | 7 |
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 25 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 8 |
| THAT NIGHT | 1992 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 31 | ENC | |||
| SOME GIRL | 1998 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 27 | HBO | |||
| OTHER SISTER | 1999 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 31 | ENC | |||
| FOURTH FLOOR | 1999 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 30 | MAX | |||
| RETURN OF SWAMP THING | 1988 | PG13 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 31 | TMC | If anyone can get a plant hard, our money would be on Heather! | 4 | 6 |
| BODY LANGUAGE | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 24 | LIFE | |||
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 30 | SHO | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| LIFE SIZE | 2000 | LINDSAYLOHAN | 27 | DIS | ||||
| NIGHT SHIFT | 1982 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 26 | SHO/ENC | Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick! | 10 | 9 |
| MONEY PIT | 1986 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 21 | COM | Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing. | 8 | 2 |
| OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE | 1987 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 6 | TNT/TBS | |||
| TROOP BEVERLY HILLS | 1989 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 1 | DIS | |||
| BOYFRIEND SCHOOL | 1990 | PG13 | SHELLEYLONG | 25 | SHO | |||
| WOMEN OF SPRING BREAK | 1995 | SHELLEYLONG | 29 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| BRADY BUNCH MOVIE | 1995 | PG13 | SHELLEYLONG | 31 | HBO | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| SELENA | 1997 | PG | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 28 | TNT/TBS | |||
| AS GOOD AS DEAD | 1995 | NR | TRACILORDS | 4 | TBS/WGN | |||
| EXTRAMARITAL | 1998 | R | TRACILORDS | 30 | HBO | |||
| EBBIE | 1995 | SUSANLUCCI | 9 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| CONFESSIONS OF A SORORITY GIRL | 1994 | JAMIELUNER | 16 | LMN | ||||
| profiler | 1999 | tv | JAMIELUNER | WEEKLY SAT 10PM | NBC | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| Just The Ten Of Us | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | 7 | 10 | |
| BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER | 1999 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 11 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 28 | STZ/SUND | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 7 |
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 25 | MAX | |||
| HUDSON HAWK | 1991 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 20 | TMC | Better than most box office flops | 4 | 1 |
| GROUNDHOG DAY | 1993 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 18 | TBS/TNT | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 22 | HBO | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 5 |
| JUST THE TICKET | 1999 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 30 | TMC | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 28 | HBO | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | 16 | COM | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | MADONNA | 29 | ENC | |||
| DICK TRACY | 1990 | NA | MADONNA | 7 | TBS/TNT | All Madonna ever said on the set was "Dick me, Warren!" | 3 | 0 |
| BODY OF EVIDENCE | 1992 | MADONNA | 18 | USA | ||||
| MADONNA: INNOCENCE LOST | 1994 | NR | MADONNA | 27 | FMC | |||
| NEXT BEST THING | 2000 | MADONNA | 11 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| ELECTRIC DREAMS | 1984 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 14 | WAM | Guy loves girl, but computer loves guy! A really cute movie - and proof that Virginia can get even a PC drive overly hard. | 10 | 8 |
| HEARST AND DAVIES AFFAIR | 1985 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 28 | TRUE | |||
| LOST AND FOUND | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 30 | HBO | |||
| WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 28 | SHO | Good Bond movie - Sophie SMOKES! | 9 | 10 |
| ROCK | 1996 | R | VANESSAMARCIL | 6 | ABC | Nick Cage & Sean Connery battle a madman holding hostages at Alcatraz poised to destroy San Francisco | 7 | 9 |
| VIVA LAS VEGAS | 1964 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 22 | TCM/TNT/TBS | |||
| PLEASURE SEEKERS | 1965 | ANNMARGRET | 12 | ROM | ||||
| SWINGER | 1966 | ANNMARGRET | 19 | ROM | ||||
| OUTSIDE MAN | 1973 | PG | ANNMARGRET | 23 | SHO | |||
| I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES | 1982 | ANNMARGRET | 7 | ROM | ||||
| NEW LIFE | 1988 | ANNMARGRET | 26 | ENC | ||||
| FOLLOWING HER HEART | 1994 | ANNMARGRET | 19 | LMN | ||||
| GRUMPIER OLD MEN | 1995 | PG13 | ANNMARGRET | 26 | HBO | |||
| IF SOMEONE HAD KNOWN | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 12 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| FACE ON THE MILK CARTON | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 7 | FAM | ||||
| BREAKING THROUGH | 1996 | KELLIEMARTIN | 27 | LIFE | ||||
| HIDDEN IN SILENCE | 1996 | KELLIEMARTIN | 19 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| ABOUT SARAH | 1998 | KELLIEMARTIN | 6 | LIFE | ||||
| POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1972 | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | 24 | FMC | Any excuse to get Pamela wet! | |||
| nancy drew | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | RERUNS | Detective series from back in the 70s or so featuring the supple young Pamela | 6 | 8 | ||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 2 | COM | ||||
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 19 | TNT/TBS | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| MARRIED TO IT | 1991 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 22 | SHO | |||
| BENNY & JOON | 1993 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 1 | LIF | ||||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 22 | HBO | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| DIGGING TO CHINA | 1998 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 30 | HBO | |||
| IN HER DEFENSE | 1998 | MARLEEMATLIN | 30 | HBO/EXTR | ||||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| DEVIL IN THE FLESH | 1997 | ROSEMCGOWAN | 26 | HBO | ||||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 31 | MAX | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: CRADLE OF CONSPIRACY | 1994 | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | 23 | LMN/LIF | |||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: JUSTICE FOR ANNIE | NA | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | 20 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| will and grace | 1999 | tv | DEBRAMESSING | WEEKLY TUE | NBC | |||
| CONFESSIONS OF A SORORITY GIRL | 1994 | ALYSSAMILANO | 16 | LMN | ||||
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | ABC | Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie! | 2 | 9 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY | 1993 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 29 | ENC | Danny Devito is a ruthless Wall Street weasel looking to plunder Penelope Ann Miller's company, but his lust for her gets in the way. Highpoint is Danny's take on lawyers: "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads - I've got mine because they've got theirs, but if either one of us uses them we're all fucked." | 8 | 9 | |
| BREAK UP | 1998 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 30 | MAX | ||||
| MARY KAY LETOURNEAU STORY: ALL AMERICAN GIRL | 2000 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 6 | USA | ||||
| Knot's Landing | DONNAMILLS | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| FALSE ARREST | 1991 | DONNAMILLS | 17 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| DANGEROUS INTENTIONS | 1995 | DONNAMILLS | 13 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| NO SMALL AFFAIR | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | 31 | MAX | A teen photographer falls for the singer he is seeing thru his lens. Demi was still young and tight when she made this flick. | 6 | 8 |
| ST. ELMO'S FIRE | 1985 | R | DEMIMOORE | 23 | HBO/ENC | Teen bullshit script, but a young n tight Demi straddles a jukebox with unparalled vim and vigor. | 0 | 9 |
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 14 | MAX | |||
| SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | R | DEMIMOORE | 31 | MAX/FLIX | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| GHOST | 1990 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 14 | TNT/TBS | |||
| BUTCHER'S WIFE | 1991 | PG13 | DEMIMOORE | 14 | PAX | 3 | 4 | |
| BENNY & JOON | 1993 | JULIANNEMOORE | 1 | LIF | ||||
| BIG LEBOWSKI | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 6 | USA | |||
| END OF THE AFFAIR | 1999 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 31 | MAX | |||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | BEBENEUWIRTH | 25 | MAX | |||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | 30 | EXTR | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 13 | TBS/TNT | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| CHRISTMAS ROMANCE | 1994 | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 3 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS | 1998 | PG13 | JACQUELINEOBRADORS | 29 | USA | Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho. | 8 | 10 |
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| ROMAN HOLIDAY | 1987 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 10 | ROM | ||||
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 7 | SHO | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 13 | USA | |||
| JANE EYRE 1995 | 1995 | ANNAPAQUIN | 30 | ENC | ||||
| HURLYBURLY | 1998 | R | ANNAPAQUIN | 27 | ENC | |||
| XMEN | 2000 | PG13 | ANNAPAQUIN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | If you liked the comic book you'll love this. An OK flick for everyone. | 6 | 6 |
| HONEYMOON IN VEGAS | 1992 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 6 | TBS | A really cute, enjoyable flick. Pull the yellow cord if you enjoyed it - no wait, the red one! | 9 | 9 |
| STRIKING DISTANCE | 1993 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 31 | ENC/EXTR | |||
| HOCUS POCUS | 1993 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 30 | MAX | Sarah casts her spell - she can ride my broom any day! | 7 | 7 |
| MIAMI RHAPSODY | 1995 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 31 | COM | ||||
| EXTREME MEASURES | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 23 | TBS/TNT | |||
| FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 3 | CBS | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 1 | TBS/TNT | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 4 |
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 18 | MAX | |||
| sex and the city | 1998 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | weekly series | HBO | ||||
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 8 | FX | Honkies playing basketball | 7 | 8 |
| DANCE WITH THE DEVIL | 1997 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 29 | MAX | |||
| TWENTY FOUR HOUR WOMAN | 1999 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 22 | SUND | |||
| PINK CADILLAC | 1989 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 22 | TBS | ||||
| LAST BEST YEAR | 1990 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 13 | USA | ||||
| SCARFACE | 1983 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 24 | FX | |||
| INTO THE NIGHT | 1985 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | FX | |||
| LADYHAWKE | 1985 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | FLIX/STZ | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 19 | STZ | |||
| FABULOUS BAKER BOYS | 1989 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 29 | FMC | |||
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | MAX/SHO/STZ | |||
| WOLF | 1994 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 28 | MAX | |||
| UP CLOSE & PERSONAL | 1996 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 28 | TNT/TBS | |||
| STORY OF US | 1999 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 15 | SHO | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 29 | HBO | |||
| DEEP END OF THE OCEAN | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | MAX | |||
| INVISIBLE KID | 1988 | PG | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 18 | TMC | |||
| CADDYSHACK II | 1988 | PG | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 22 | HBO | |||
| GODZILLA | 1998 | PG13 | MARIAPITILLO | 6 | SHO | Better than average monster flick - highlight is the helluva blowjob Maria gives to one lucky lollipop. I'd have enjoyed this movie more if Maria got raped by a) her lecherous Tv boss b) Godzilla and then gave birth to little zillas. | 7 | 9 |
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| HER ALIBI | 1989 | PAULINAPORISKOVA | 21 | FAM/ENC | ||||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 1 | TBS/TNT | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 5 |
| BEAUTIFUL GIRLS | 1996 | R | NATALIEPORTMAN | 28 | COM | |||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 31 | HBO | |||
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 2000 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 11 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 20 | COM | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SPELLBINDER | 1988 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 29 | EXTR | |||
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 25 | MAX | |||
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 19 | TMC | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 28 | SUND | |||
| JACK FROST 1998 | 1998 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 25 | MAX | |||
| SEDUCTION: THREE TALES FROM THE INNER SANCTUM | 1992 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 29 | LOVE | ||||
| BEYOND OBSESSION | 1994 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 27 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| DANCING IN THE DARK | 1995 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 22 | LMN | ||||
| titans | 2000 | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | WEEKLY WEN 8PM | NBC | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| THAT DARN CAT | 1997 | PG | CHRISTINARICCI | 29 | DIS | |||
| SLEEPY HOLLOW | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 25 | SHO | If your hollow is sleepy, Christina, let me at it - I'll wake it up! | ||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 16 | TMC | |||
| SPACED INVADERS | 1990 | PG | ARIANARICHARDS | 11 | MAX | |||
| TAMMY AND THE T-REX | 1994 | DENISERICHARDS | 24 | USA | ||||
| TAIL LIGHTS FADE | 1999 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 27 | MAX | |||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | DENISERICHARDS | 12 | STZ | |||
| WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH | 1999 | PG13 | DENISERICHARDS | 28 | SHO | Good Bond Movie - Denise is a great fuck, but couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. | 9 | 8 |
| ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1974 | KIMRICHARDS | 23 | ENC | Kim was one delicious piece of jailbait when this came out. | |||
| RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1978 | G | KIMRICHARDS | 23 | ENC | |||
| MEATBALLS PART II | 1984 | PG | KIMRICHARDS | 19 | COM | Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great! | 0 | 8 |
| chips - 1 episode | NA | NR | KIMRICHARDS | IN RERUNS | Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim? | 1 | 8 | |
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 30 | IFC | |||
| SIXTEEN CANDLES | 1984 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 28 | TNT/TBS | |||
| SURVIVING | 1985 | 1985 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 10 | LIF/LMN | |||
| FOR KEEPS | 1988 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 29 | LOVE/HBO/TMC | |||
| STRIKE IT RICH | 1990 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 25 | STZ | |||
| BETSY'S WEDDING | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 29 | MAX | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 27 | TMC | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | |
| MYSTIC PIZZA | 1988 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 20 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 28 | TBS | |||
| HOOK | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | 7 | TNT/TBS | Big stars in a cute tale of Peter Pan. | 6 | 1 | |
| SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY | 1991 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 29 | HBO | |||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 27 | LOV | |||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | TMC | |||
| NOTTING HILL | 1999 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | TMC | |||
| RUNAWAY BRIDE | 1999 | PG | JULIAROBERTS | 30 | TMC | |||
| VIEW TO KILL | 1985 | TANYAROBERTS | 25 | TBS | James Bond movies are always cool, but GEEZ Roger Moore is getting OLD! | 6 | 5 | |
| BODY SLAM | 1987 | PG | TANYAROBERTS | 31 | ACTN | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME | 1987 | R | MIMIROGERS | 15 | TBS | Mimi is under police protection, and ends up under her protector! | 5 | 9 |
| RAPTURE | 1991 | R | MIMIROGERS | 30 | IFC | |||
| DEADLOCK | 1991 | R | MIMIROGERS | 28 | HBO/SHO | You'd think being attached to Mimi would be fun. | 6 | 2 |
| LADYKILLER | 1992 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 13 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| TRICKS | 1997 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 14 | USA | |||
| XMEN | 2000 | PG13 | REBECCAROMIJN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | 6 | 3 | |
| EIGHT DAYS A WEEK | 1997 | R | KERIRUSSELL | 24 | HBO | |||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| star trek voyager | 1999 | JERIRYAN | WEEKLY LOCAL | WB | ||||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 29 | MAX/STZ | |||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | 21 | TBS/TNT | |||
| DOA | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 12 | TBS/TNT | Meg is AWESOME! - Watch this movie and you'll get a hardon every time you hear the song "Rebel Yell" | 7 | 9 |
| PRESIDIO | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 5 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PRELUDE TO A KISS | 1992 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 25 | HBO | Cute romance story costarring Alec Baldwin | 7 | 9 |
| SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE | 1993 | PG | MEGRYAN | 29 | FLIX | |||
| IQ | 1994 | PG | MEGRYAN | 26 | HBO | |||
| RESTORATION | 1995 | R | MEGRYAN | 26 | ENC | YawnYawnYawn | 0 | 0 |
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | PG | MEGRYAN | 4 | MAX | |||
| HANGING UP | 2000 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 30 | HBO | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 27 | HBO | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| EDWARD SCISSORHANDS | 1990 | NR | WINONARYDER | 26 | MAX | Strangely entertaining | 7 | 7 |
| AGE OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | 31 | MAX/SHO/STZ | |||
| HOW TO MAKE AN AMERICAN QUILT | 1995 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 31 | LOVE | Coming of age pains. | 3 | 6 |
| FATAL INHERITANCE | 1991 | PG | EMMASAMMS | 4 | ROM | |||
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | NR | EMMASAMMS | 30 | SHO | |||
| SHADOW OF A STRANGER | 1992 | EMMASAMMS | 30 | LMN | ||||
| TREACHEROUS BEAUTIES | 1994 | EMMASAMMS | 8 | ROM | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 28 | STZ/SUND | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 9 |
| QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER | 1990 | PG13 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 27 | EXTR | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| LEGEND | 1985 | NR | MIASARA | 18 | SCIFI/USA | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 13 | TNT/TBS | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | IFC | |||
| BUDDY SYSTEM | 1984 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 12 | MAX | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 19 | STZ | |||
| SWEET HEARTS DANCE | 1988 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 27 | ENC/FLIX | |||
| THELMA & LOUISE | 1991 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 12 | TBS | |||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 31 | TMC | |||
| EARTHLY POSSESSIONS | 1999 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | HBO | |||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 31 | HBO | |||
| hotel | CONNIESELLECCA | IN RERUNS | ||||||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| TURN BACK THE CLOCK | 1989 | CONNIESELLECCA | 31 | LMN | ||||
| DANGEROUS AFFAIR | 1994 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 30 | LMN/LIF | |||
| DANGEROUS WATERS | 1999 | CONNIESELLECCA | 25 | FAM | ||||
| SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL | 1989 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 7 | COM | |||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 17 | HBO | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| SOMEWHERE IN TIME | 1980 | PG | JANESEYMOUR | 28 | TBS/TNT | |||
| HAUNTING PASSION | 1983 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 16 | ROM | |||
| ANGEL OF DEATH | 1990 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 16 | LIFE | |||
| FEAR 1990 | 1990 | ALLYSHEEDY | 18 | LIFE | Ally is a psychic who can get inside the head of a rapist and see his victims as he does them. | 8 | 6 | |
| HAUNTING OF SEACLIFF INN | 1994 | ALLYSHEEDY | 17 | FAM | ||||
| MACON COUNTY JAIL | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 15 | MAX | |||
| SUGAR TOWN | 1999 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 11 | HBO | |||
| WARDEN | 2001 | ALLYSHEEDY | 12 | TNT | ||||
| HEARTBREAK KID | 1972 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 21 | ROM | ||||
| DAISY MILLER | 1974 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 31 | ROM | ||||
| LONG HOT SUMMER | 1985 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 13 | ROM | ||||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1992 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 31 | FLIX | |||
| STORMY WEATHERS | 1992 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 30 | LIF/LMN | |||
| WHILE JUSTICE SLEEPS | 1994 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 13 | LIFE | ||||
| BABY BROKERS | 1994 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 2 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| LADY VANISHES | 1995 | PG | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 31 | FLIX | |||
| moonlighting | 1996 | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | RERUNS | LOCAL | Perhaps the finest comedic detective series of all time - Bruce Willis & Cybill put on a great show! | 10 | 8 |
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| DECEPTIONS | 1990 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 24 | LIFE | |||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| SEVENTH FLOOR | 1994 | BROOKESHIELDS | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| BLUE LAGOON | 1980 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | 27 | TBS/TNT | Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do? | 5 | 10 |
| KARATE KID | 1984 | PG | ELISABETHSHUE | 21 | HBO | |||
| COCKTAIL | 1988 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 30 | HBO | Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me. | 1 | 8 |
| MOLLY | 1999 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | 23 | SHO | |||
| CRUSH | 1993 | R | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 26 | STZ | Alicia plays a teenage vixen with a crush on her older neighbor - he needs lots of cold showers to avoid the jailbait temptress. Pay close attention and Alicia will bless you with a full frontal. | 7 | 10 |
| BLAST FROM THE PAST | 1999 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 28 | STZ | |||
| SPEEDWAY | 1968 | NR | NANCYSINATRA | 22 | TCM | |||
| CITY SLICKERS | 1991 | HELENSLATER | 14 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | 26 | HBO | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| west wing | 1999-2000 | ALLISONSMITH | WED | NBC | I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed. | 0 | 1 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| BREACH OF CONDUCT | 1994 | NR | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 14 | CRT | |||
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 8 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 20 | USA | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| RAGE OF ANGELS | 1983 | JACLYNSMITH | 31 | ROM | ||||
| CRIES UNHEARD: THE DONNA YAKLICH STORY | 1993 | JACLYNSMITH | 21 | LIFE | ||||
| FAMILY ALBUM | 1994 | JACLYNSMITH | 2 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| FREEFALL | 1999 | JACLYNSMITH | 26 | FAM | ||||
| SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER NEVER CRIES | 1998 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 17 | MAX | LeeLee in her underwear! | 9 | |
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 29 | MAX | |||
| EYES WIDE SHUT | 1999 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 29 | MAX | REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick. | 1 | 9 |
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| NOTHING PERSONAL | 1980 | PG | SUZANNESOMERS | 29 | SHO | |||
| DEVIL'S FOOD | 1996 | NR | SUZANNESOMERS | 23 | LIFE | |||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| MIGHTY APHRODITE | 1995 | R | MIRASORVINO | 20 | LOVE | Mira is a hooker - I've had dreams like this! | 5 | 9 |
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | 12 | USA/SCIFI | Mira fights some bad ass bugs. | 7 | 6 |
| LULU ON THE BRIDGE | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 26 | STZ | |||
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 30 | SHO | |||
| SUMMER OF SAM | 1999 | R | MIRASORVINO | 12 | STZ | |||
| GREAT GATSBY | 2000 | MIRASORVINO | 21 | A&E | ||||
| COED CALL GIRL | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 25 | MAX | ||||
| PERPETRATORS OF THE CRIME | 1998 | TORISPELLING | 24 | TMC | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| DOWN TO YOU | 1999 | PG13 | JULIASTILES | 28 | STZ | |||
| HOWLING | 1981 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 31 | TBS/TNT | |||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 20 | COM | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: CRADLE OF CONSPIRACY | 1994 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 23 | LMN/LIF | |||
| INVISIBLE MOM 2 | 1998 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | 29 | SHO | |||
| CALENDAR GIRL MURDERS | 1984 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 28 | MYST | |||
| TEARS IN THE RAIN | 1988 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 21 | PAX | |||
| SCISSORS | 1991 | R | SHARONSTONE | 29 | EXTR | |||
| CASINO | 1995 | R | SHARONSTONE | 27 | USA | Longwinded | 4 | 0 |
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | 21 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 28 | HBO | |||
| GLORIA 1999 | 1999 | R | SHARONSTONE | 21 | MAX | |||
| ZENON: GIRL OF THE 21ST CENTURY | 1999 | G | KIRSTENSTORMS | 15 | DIS | |||
| ZENON: THE ZEQUEL | 2001 | KIRSTENSTORMS | 23 | DIS | Fuck it - jailbait Kirsten cut her hair. | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 22 | HBO | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| CHINA MOON | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 31 | TMC | |||
| GENERAL'S DAUGHTER | 1999 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 21 | TMC | |||
| AMERICAN BEAUTY | 1999 | R | MENASUVARI | 31 | HBO | Engaging tale of Kevin Spacey's midlife crisis - makes me wanna go out and buy a weightbench. Mena sizzles. Only drawback is a really depressing ending. | 7 | 9 |
| AMERICAN VIRGIN | 2000 | R | MENASUVARI | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GIRL | 1998 | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 24 | HBO | ||||
| BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1992 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 7 | FX | How this movie became a series mystifies me | 2 | 8 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| BIG DADDY | 1999 | PG13 | KRISTYSWANSON | 31 | MAX | |||
| Grapevine | 2000 | TV | KRISTYSWANSON | WEEKLY MON | CBS | |||
| BURIED SECRETS | 1996 | NR | TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN | 3 | TNT/TBS | |||
| STRANGER BESIDE ME | 1995 | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | 14 | USA | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | 19 | USA | |||
| ZAPPED | 1982 | R | HEATHERTHOMAS | 6 | COM | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| JAWS 3 | 1983 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 27 | TNT/TBS | No teeth. | 2 | 1 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 1 | TBS/TNT | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | LEATHOMPSON | 19 | TNT/TBS | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | SYNDICATION | LOCAL | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| ADVENTURES OF BARON MUNCHAUSEN | 1989 | PG | UMATHURMAN | 25 | MAX | |||
| FINAL ANALYSIS | 1992 | R | UMATHURMAN | 27 | MYST | |||
| BEAUTIFUL GIRLS | 1996 | R | UMATHURMAN | 28 | COM | |||
| TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS | 1996 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 3 | FAM | |||
| SWEET AND LOWDOWN | 1999 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 31 | MAX | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| AIR AMERICA | 1990 | R | NANCYTRAVIS | 20 | TBS | |||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 7 | COM | |||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 27 | USA | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 9 |
| RIDERS OF THE PURPLE SAGE | 1996 | ROBINTUNNEY | 15 | TNT | ||||
| MONTANA 1998 | 1998 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 31 | HBO | |||
| LAST CALL | 1990 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 28 | EXTR | |||
| INDECENT BEHAVIOR | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 6 | MAX | |||
| SCORNED | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 28 | EXTR | |||
| ELECTRA | 1996 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ASSAULT ON DEVIL'S ISLAND | 1997 | SHANNONTWEED | 22 | TNT | ||||
| DEAD BY DAWN | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 14 | MAX | |||
| FORBIDDEN SINS | 1998 | SHANNONTWEED | 10 | MAX/TMC | ||||
| POWER PLAY | 1999 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 12 | MAX | |||
| ROWDY GIRLS | 1999 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 24 | HBO | |||
| EMPIRE RECORDS | 1995 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 16 | TNT | |||
| HEAVY | 1995 | R | LIVTYLER | 30 | SUND | |||
| STEALING BEAUTY | 1996 | R | LIVTYLER | 27 | ROM | Liv plays a young girl learning about sex. | 5 | 10 |
| COOKIE'S FORTUNE | 1999 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 6 | MAX | |||
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | 8 | ENC | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| DEAL OF THE CENTURY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 25 | COM | |||
| GHOSTBUSTERS | 1984 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 28 | HBO/STZ | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 |
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | FMC | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 26 | FMC | |||
| ALIEN 3 | 1992 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 6 | FMC | |||
| SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR | 1997 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 24 | USA/SCIFI | |||
| GALAXY QUEST | 1999 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 26 | HBO | |||
| ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. | 1966 | RAQUELWELCH | 27 | AMC | ||||
| FATHOM | 1967 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 27 | FMC | |||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 21 | MAX | I'm guessinhg Raquel plays Jugs? | ||
| LEGEND OF WALKS FAR WOMAN | 1982 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 29 | STZ | |||
| RIGHT TO DIE | 1996 | RAQUELWELCH | 6 | USA | ||||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | RAQUELWELCH | 20 | USA | |||
| WILD IN THE COUNTRY | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 8 | AMC | ||||
| I WALK THE LINE | 1970 | TUESDAYWELD | 27 | TCM | ||||
| LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR | 1977 | R | TUESDAYWELD | 6 | BRAVO | |||
| AUTHOR! AUTHOR! | 1982 | PG | TUESDAYWELD | 12 | MAX | |||
| SCORNED AND SWINDLED | 1984 | TUESDAYWELD | 27 | TRUE | ||||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| HALLOWEEN:H2O | 1998 | R | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 21 | SHO | |||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 30 | SHO | |||
| COURAGE TO LOVE | 2000 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 21 | LMN | ||||
| SHAFT | 2000 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TERMS OF ENDEARMENT | 1983 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 28 | ENC/FLIX | |||
| BLACK WIDOW | 1987 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 12 | STZ | |||
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 24 | MAX | |||
| LEAP OF FAITH | 1992 | NA | DEBRAWINGER | 26 | LOVE | |||
| SHADOWLANDS | 1993 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 17 | USA | |||
| FORGET PARIS | 1995 | PG13 | DEBRAWINGER | 27 | TBS | |||
| HEAVENLY CREATURES | 1994 | R | KATEWINSLET | 23 | TRUE | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | 20 | ROM | |||
| HIDEOUS KINKY | 1998 | R | KATEWINSLET | 31 | SUND | |||
| PLEASANTVILLE | 1998 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 27 | STZ | |||
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 24 | MAX | |||
| ELECTION | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 27 | TMC | With Reese around, an eRection is more likely | ||
| BEST LAID PLANS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | HBO | |||
| FUN | 1993 | NR | ALICIAWITT | 25 | SUND | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | ALICIAWITT | 28 | SUND | |||
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | ALICIAWITT | 28 | TMC | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| BABY SECRET OF THE LOST LEGEND | 1985 | PG | SEANYOUNG | 27 | ENC | Cute tale of a baby dinosaur. | 7 | 7 |
| LOVE CRIMES | 1992 | SEANYOUNG | 25 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1992 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 31 | FLIX | |||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 28 | SCIFI | |||
| EVERYTHING TO GAIN | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | 25 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| MEN | 1997 | SEANYOUNG | 18 | SHO | ||||
| OUT OF CONTROL | 1998 | R | SEANYOUNG | 25 | SHO | |||
| WHOLE WIDE WORLD | 1996 | PG | RENEZELLWEGER | 21 | LMN | |||
| FLY II | 1989 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 13 | FMC | ||||
| PREY OF THE CHAMELEON | 1992 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 19 | TMC | |||
| STAND-INS | 1997 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 29 | TMC | ||||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | IN RERUNS | ABC |
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