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SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.

We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?

Listings below are for February, 2001:

Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!

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TITLE	YEAR	RATING	FEATURED BABE	AIR DATES	CHANNELS	REVIEW	PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES	BABE CONTENT WHINNIES
WAITING GAME	1998		PAULAABDUL	21	ROM
LOVERBOY	1989	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	27	ENC/SHO/HBO
LOOK WHO'S TALKING TOO	1990	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	17	TBS/TNT
LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW	1993	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	17	TBS/TNT
DAVID'S MOTHER	1994	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	25	LIFE/LMN
veronica's closet	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	weekly THURS 9:30PM	NBC	If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again.	1	3
cheers	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	3
TOUCH AND GO	1986		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	17	LIFE/LMN
VAMPIRE'S KISS	1989		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	11	SCIFI
PREDATOR 2	1990		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	25	FMC
HOUSE OF SPIRITS	1993	R	MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	1	LOVE
CAUGHT	1996	R	MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	23	BRAVO
FOR WHICH HE STANDS	1997		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	26	SHO
LOVE, CHEAT & STEAL	1993		MADCHENAMICK	17	STZ
TRAPPED IN PARADISE	1994		MADCHENAMICK	4	COM
HEARTLESS	1997		MADCHENAMICK	14	USA
fantasy island (new)	1998-		MADCHENAMICK	weekly sat 9pm	ABC
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	GILLIANANDERSON	25	LOVE
xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	DAILY RERUNS	FX	Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness.	6	8
xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	SUNDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales?	7	9
wkrp in cincinnati			LONIANDERSON	reruns	local	Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show.	10	10
STROKER ACE	1983	PG	LONIANDERSON	21	ENC
PRICE SHE PAID	1992		LONIANDERSON	27	LMN
DEADLY FAMILY SECRETS	1995		LONIANDERSON	4	LMN/LIFE
SNAPDRAGON	1993	R	PAMELAANDERSON	4	SHO
BARB WIRE	1996	R	PAMELAANDERSON	3	SCIFI
vip	1998-		PAMELAANDERSON	weekly sun 11pm	FOX
friends			JENNIFERANISTON	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	9
SHE'S THE ONE	1996	R	JENNIFERANISTON	18	COM
DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC	1996	R	JENNIFERANISTON	14	MAX
TIL THERE WAS YOU	1997	PG13	JENNIFERANISTON	22	MAX
OFFICE SPACE	1999	R	JENNIFERANISTON	28	HBO
BODY SNATCHERS	1993	R	GABRIELLEANWAR	23	STZ	Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier!	8	8
GRAVE	1996	R	GABRIELLEANWAR	19	MAX
jesse	1998-		CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	weekly thurs 8:30pm	NBC	Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit!	6	7
married with children	TV	TV	CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini	8	10
INDISCRETION OF AN AMERICAN WIFE	1998	NR	ANNEARCHER	15	LMN/LIFE
AFTER HOURS	1985	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	14	STZ
EIGHT MILLION WAYS TO DIE	1986	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	24	MYST
SON OF THE MORNING STAR	1991	PG13	ROSANNAARQUETTE	28	WSTN
LINGUINI INCIDENT	1992	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	2	ROM
I'M LOSING YOU	1998	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	13	MAX
dukes of hazard	TV	TV	CATHERINEBACH	DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
PARANOIA	1998	R	BRIGITTEBAKO	22	MAX
blossom	TV	TV	MAYIMBALIK	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL
AND GOD CREATED WOMAN	1956		BRIGITTEBARDOT	14	ROM
EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS	1983		ELLENBARKIN	27	TBS/TNT
MADE IN HEAVEN	1987	PG	ELLENBARKIN	27	ENC
JOHNNY HANDSOME	1989	R	ELLENBARKIN	22	ENC
SEA OF LOVE	1989	R	ELLENBARKIN	25	STZ	Ellen just oozes sex as she climbs Al Pacino's back	6	10
MAN TROUBLE	1992	PG13	ELLENBARKIN	26	STZ	Jack Nicholson can't save this one	4	5
THIS BOY'S LIFE	1993	R	ELLENBARKIN	28	HBO
INTO THE WEST	1993	PG	ELLENBARKIN	28	HBO
BAD COMPANY	1995	R	ELLENBARKIN	13	HBO	Predictable, but watchable.	6	7
FAN	1996	R	ELLENBARKIN	26	USA	Robert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste.	6	1
MERCY	1999	R	ELLENBARKIN	27	MAX
COWBOY AND MOVIE STAR	1998	NR	PRISCILLABARNES	11	FAM
three's company	TV	TV	PRISCILLABARNES	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	6	10
IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES	1984	PG	DREWBARRYMORE	27	STZ
FIRESTARTER	1984	NR	DREWBARRYMORE	18	USA	Drew can light my embers any day	8	6
CAT'S EYE	1985	PG13	DREWBARRYMORE	25	MAX	Assemblage of engaging twilight-zone type stories told through the eyes of an innocent pussy (as Drew was at this youing age her own self) - Drew's involves a nefarious troll dwelling under her bed. Drew was way too young when this was filmed, but these days the trolls in her bedroom are IN her bed.	8	5
AMY FISHER STORY	1993		DREWBARRYMORE	21	TRUE
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	DREWBARRYMORE	23	HBO	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	8
BOYS ON THE SIDE	1995	R	DREWBARRYMORE	27	STZ
WISHFUL THINKING	1997	R	DREWBARRYMORE	25	TMC
EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY	1998		DREWBARRYMORE	18	ABC
NEVER BEEN KISSED	1999	PG13	DREWBARRYMORE	24	MAX
HARD COUNTRY	1981	NR	KIMBASINGER	17	LIFE/LMN
MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN	1983	R	KIMBASINGER	28	ROM
NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN	1983	PG	KIMBASINGER	25	HBO/EXTR	Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond.	3	6
NINE 1/2 WEEKS	1986	R	KIMBASINGER	13	FX	boring, but if you dig Kim who cares?	1	8
NADINE	1987	NR	KIMBASINGER	18	HBO
BLIND DATE	1987	NR	KIMBASINGER	26	LOVE
COOL WORLD	1992	PG13	KIMBASINGER	3	SCIFI
FINAL ANALYSIS	1992	R	KIMBASINGER	16	STZ
GETAWAY 1994	1994	R	KIMBASINGER	18	USA	Alec Baldwin co stars in this tale of cons & doublecrosses.	6	8
BRIDE	1985	PG13	JENNIFERBEALS	18	MAX
VAMPIRE'S KISS	1989		JENNIFERBEALS	11	SCIFI
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	JENNIFERBEALS	16	MAX
WISHFUL THINKING	1997	R	JENNIFERBEALS	25	TMC
nothing sacred	1998		JENNIFERBEALS	weekly sat 9PM	ABC
SHOOTING FISH	1997	PG	KATEBECKINSALE	8	ROM
ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS	1999		KATEBECKINSALE	20	HBO
BROKEDOWN PALACE	1999	PG13	KATEBECKINSALE	28	HBO	Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini.	7	7
HEART LIKE A WHEEL	1983	PG	BONNIEBEDELIA	27	FMC
BOY WHO COULD FLY	1986	PG	BONNIEBEDELIA	24	WAM
STRANGER	1987	R	BONNIEBEDELIA	23	HBO
DIE HARD	1988	R	BONNIEBEDELIA	27	HBO	No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis.	6	1
FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY	1989	PG13	BONNIEBEDELIA	27	STZ
DIE HARD 2	1990	R	BONNIEBEDELIA	18	TBS/TNT/WGN	No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis.	6	1
NEEDFUL THINGS	1993	NR	BONNIEBEDELIA	10	TNT/TBS
LEGACY OF SIN: THE WILLIAM COIT STORY	1995		BONNIEBEDELIA	28	HBO
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	BONNIEBEDELIA	24	HBO
head of the class			LESLIEBEGA	reruns	local	Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students	7	8
young and the restless	TV	TV	LAURALEEBELL	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
REAL BLONDE	1997	R	ELIZABETHBERKELEY	13	LMN/LIFE	There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey!
RANDOM ENCOUNTER	1998		ELIZABETHBERKLEY	22	HBO
DYING TO BE PERFECT: THE ELLEN HART PENA STORY	1996		CRYSTALBERNARD	28	MAX
wings	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	USA	A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club	9	10
happy days	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	8
LOSING ISAIAH	1995	R	HALLEBERRY	24	LMN/LIF
RACE THE SUN	1996	PG	HALLEBERRY	24	SHO
WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE	1998	R	HALLEBERRY	18	TNT
INTRODUCING DOROTHY DANDRIDGE	1999	R	HALLEBERRY	23	HBO
XMEN	2000	PG13	HALLEBERRY	28	PAY PER VIEW		6	5
ROCKABYE	1986		VALERIEBERTINELLI	23	LMN/LIFE
HAUNTING OF HELEN WALKER	1995		VALERIEBERTINELLI	9	LMN/LIFE
one day at a time	TV	TV	VALERIEBERTINELLI	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us!	6	10
MEPHISTO WALTZ	1971		JACQUELINEBISSETT	16	FMC
DAY FOR NIGHT	1973	PG	JACQUELINEBISSETT	23	HBO
ST IVES	1976	PG	JACQUELINEBISSETT	21	ENC
GREEK TYCOON	1978	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	7	ROM
CLASS	1983	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	22	COM	Every high school guys fantasy	7	8
LET THE DEVIL WEAR BLACK	1999	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	14	MAX
DARE TO LOVE	1995		JOSIEBISSETT	10	LMN/LIFE
EXORCIST	1973	NR	LINDABLAIR	28	PAY PER VIEW	Horror BS	1	1
REPOSSESSED	1990	NR	LINDABLAIR	9	COM
ELIZABETH	1998	R	CATEBLANCHETT	6	SHO
PUSHING TIN	1999	R	CATEBLANCHETT	27	HBO
FACE TO DIE FOR	'1997		YASMINEBLEETH	17	LMN/LIFE
IT CAME FROM THE SKY	1999		YASMINEBLEETH	16	ROM
titans	2000	TV	YASMINEBLEETH	WEEKLY WEN 8PM	NBC
VEGAS VACATION	1997	PG	CHRISTIEBRINKLEY	11	TNT/TBS
working girl tv series	1990		SANDRABULLOCK	IN RERUNS
LOVE POTION NO. 9	1992	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	15	COM
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING	1995	PG	SANDRABULLOCK	25	TMC
FORCES OF NATURE	1999	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	28	HBO
GUN SHY	2000	R	SANDRABULLOCK	2	STZ
TWENTY EIGHT DAYS	2000	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	22	PAY PER VIEW
WILD THINGS	1998	R	NEVECAMPBELL	10	USA	Bizarre tale of a rape trial.	4	5
THREE TO TANGO	1999	PG13	NEVECAMPBELL	24	MAX
party of five	TV	TV	NEVECAMPBELL	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap	0	3
angel	1999	tv	CHARISMACARPENTER	weekly tue 9pm	WB
JURY DUTY	1995	PG13	TIACARRERE	9	TNT/TBS	If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am.
TWENTY DATES	1998	R	TIACARRERE	24	HBO
relic hunter	1999	tv	TIACARRERE	WEEKLY SAT 5PM	WGN/WB
PARADISE 1982	1982	R	PHOEBECATES	14	ROM	Stranded on a tropical island with Phoebe - hell I volunteer for this shipwreck!	6	10
LACE	1984		PHOEBECATES	18	ROM
LACE II	1985		PHOEBECATES	10	ROM
PRINCESS CARABOO	1994	PG	PHOEBECATES	5	ROM
party of five	TV	TV	LACEYCHABERT	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap	0	3
SOME GIRLS 1988	1988	NR	JENNIFERCONNELLY	26	ROM
HOT SPOT	1990		JENNIFERCONNELLY	24	SHO/ENC
HIGHER LEARNING	1995	R	JENNIFERCONNELLY	5	HBO
WAKING THE DEAD	2000	R	JENNIFERCONNELLY	1	PAY PER VIEW
street	2000		JENNIFERCONNELLY	WED	FOX
too close for comfort			LYDIACORNELL	DAILY RERUNS	E!	Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater!	8	10
wasteland	1999	tv	MARISACOUGHLAN	WEEKLY THURS	ABC
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	MARISACOUGHLAN	22	EXTR	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5
friends			COURTENEYCOX	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	8
seinfeld			COURTENEYCOX	ONE EPISODE	NBC		7	5
SKETCH ARTIST II: HANDS THAT SEE	1995		COURTENEYCOX	3	USA
RUNNER	1999		COURTENEYCOX	23	USA
unhappily ever after		TV	NIKKICOX	weekly sun 9:30pm	WB
batman	1968	TV	YVONNECRAIG	in reruns		As a youngster, nothing got me hotter than Batgirl in her spandex. Yvonne, you can rip off my utility belt any day!	9	10
UNZIPPED	1995	R	CINDYCRAWFORD	9	MAX
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION	1985	PG13	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	11	TNT
IN THE MOOD	1987	PG13	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	22	MAX
MENENDEZ: A KILLING IN BEVERLY HILLS PART ONE	1994	NR	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	18	LIFE/LMN
wonder years			OLIVIADABO	RERUNS	NICK		10	9
LAST GOOD TIME	1995	R	OLIVIADABO	27	ROM/SHO
SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE	1998	PG	OLIVIADABO	27	HBO
ENEMY	2000		OLIVIADABO	27	HBO
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT	1996	PG13	CLAIREDANES	17	ROM
MOD SQUAD	1999	R	CLAIREDANES	28	TMC
BROKEDOWN PALACE	1999	PG13	CLAIREDANES	28	HBO	Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini.	7	8
PATERNITY	1981	PG	BEVERLYDANGELO	3	MAX
CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY	1993		BEVERLYDANGELO	1	LIFE
VEGAS VACATION	1997	PG	BEVERLYDANGELO	11	TNT/TBS
clueless			STACEYDASH	ABC TV - LOCAL	ABC TV - LOCAL
MO' MONEY	1992	R	STACEYDASH	24	MAX/ENC
RENAISSANCE MAN	1994	PG13	STACEYDASH	26	MAX	Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene.	7	10
ILLEGAL IN BLUE	1995	R	STACEYDASH	7	SHO
mork & mindy	tv		PAMDAWBER	RERUNS	LOCAL
SIRENS 1999	1999	R	DANADELANEY	28	SHO
PROJECT METALBEAST	1994	R	KIMDELANEY	15	SHO
nypd blue	TV	NR	KIMDELANEY	weekly TUES 10PM	ABC
ENEMY WITHIN	1994	NR	DANADELANY	26	HBO
FOR HOPE	1996		DANADELANY	10	LMN/LIF
RISKY BUSINESS	1983	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	23	HBO/SHO	Tom Cruise hires a call girl	4	8
RUNAWAY TRAIN	1985	NR	REBECCADEMORNAY	20	TBS/TNT/WGN
HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE	1992	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	3	TBS/WGN	A babysitter gone mad.	5	5
NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS	1995	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	3	USA
TABLE FOR ONE	1999	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	28	HBO/SHO
RAMBLING ROSE	1991	R	LAURADERN	18	TBS/TNT	Laura Dern teaches an underage boy all about the wonders of sex.	7	10
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	LAURADERN	25	TMC
BABY DANCE	1998	NR	LAURADERN	10	LMN/LIF
CANDYMAN: DAY OF THE DEAD	1999	R	DONNADERRICO	15	MAX
SHE'S THE ONE	1996	R	CAMERONDIAZ	18	COM
FEELING MINNESOTA	1996	PG13	CAMERONDIAZ	3	TNT
VERY BAD THINGS	1998	R	CAMERONDIAZ	27	TMC
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY	1999	R	CAMERONDIAZ	27	HBO
DRESSED TO KILL	1980	R	ANGIEDICKINSON	6	FX
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S THE DON'S ANALYST	1982	R	ANGIEDICKINSON	24	TMC
REMEMBRANCE	1996		ANGIEDICKINSON	10	LIF/LMN
bosom buddies		nr	DONNADIXON	tv-reruns	misc	Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever!	9	8
SPEED ZONE	1989		DONNADIXON	13	COM
our house			shannendoherty	reruns		Shannen was a really fine piece of jailbait back when this aired
charmed	1998		SHANNENDOHERTY	THUR WEEKLY	WGN	Sexy hexy	5	6
STRIKING POSES	1999	R	SHANNENDOHERTY	25	MAX
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	SHANNENDOHERTY	RERUNS ONLY	LOCAL	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	7
MIRACLE BEACH	1992	R	AMIDOLENZ	23	TMC	Ami in a bikini! nuff said	1	10
seinfeld			JULIA LOUISDREYFUS	WEEKLY TH 9PM	NBC	Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain"	7	6
GOOD WILL HUNTING	1997	R	MINNIEDRIVER	19	ABC	A janitor at MIT turns out to be the brightest genius there! Robin Williams in one of his unfunny "deep" roles. Women will love this movie. Men will tolerate it.	7	5
GOVERNESS	1997	R	MINNIEDRIVER	12	TMC
RETURN TO ME	2000	PG	MINNIEDRIVER	8	PAY PER VIEW
FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT	1998	NR	KIRSTENDUNST	5	LMN/LIFE
DICK	1999	PG13	KIRSTENDUNST	25	SHO	Guess where I'd like to stick mine? I'll give you a hint: open wide, Kirsten, and say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
outer limits - one episode	2000	NR	KIRSTENDUNST	IN RERUNS	LOCAL
VIRGIN SUICIDES	2000	R	KIRSTENDUNST	28	PAY PER VIEW
e.r. - 2 episodes	NA	NR	KIRSTENDUNST	IN RERUNS
baywatch		TV	NICOLEEGGERT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis?	3	10
PRICE OF KISSING	1997	PG13	NICOLEEGGERT	27	LOVE/FLIX
charles in charge	TV	TV	NICOLEEGGERT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years	3	10
ORDEAL OF PATTY HEARST	1979		LISAEILBACHER	26	TRUE
TEN TO MIDNIGHT	1983	R	LISAEILBACHER	28	WGN/TBS/TNT	Psycho hunts beautiful babes.	4	9
DEADLY INTENT	1988	R	LISAEILBACHER	26	SHO
LIVE WIRE	1992	R	LISAEILBACHER	20	MAX
MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND HUMAN	1999	R	CARMENELECTRA	21	HBO
hyperion bay	1999	TV	CARMENELECTRA	WEEKLY MONDAY	WGN
baywatch		TV	ERIKAELENIAK	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis?	3	10
CHASERS	1994	R	ERIKAELENIAK	7	TBS/TNT	Funny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back!	9	10
PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY	1995	PG	ERIKAELENIAK	4	MAX
HOW TO MURDER A MILLIONAIRE	1990	NR	MORGANFAIRCHILD	19	LMN/LIF
CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR	1992	NR	FARRAHFAWCETT	12	LMN/LIF
MAN OF THE HOUSE	1995		FARRAHFAWCETT	9	DIS
JEWEL	2001		FARRAHFAWCETT	7	CBS
charlie's angels	TV	TV	FARRAHFAWCETT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE	1979	PG	SALLYFIELD	10	MAX
PLACES IN THE HEART	1984	PG	SALLYFIELD	18	TBS/TNT
PUNCHLINE	1988	R	SALLYFIELD	28	HBO/SHO/LOV
STEEL MAGNOLIAS	1989	NR	SALLYFIELD	27	TBS/WGN
SOAPDISH	1991		SALLYFIELD	14	ROM
STAR WARS	1977	PG	CARRIEFISHER	18	TBS/TNT/WGN	Sci fi heaven. Carrie plays Princess Lay-her.	9	9
MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE	1985		CARRIEFISHER	2	COM
LOVERBOY	1989	PG13	CARRIEFISHER	27	ENC/SHO/HBO
BURBS	1989		CARRIEFISHER	17	FAM
POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE	1990	R	CARRIEFISHER	26	MAX/ENC
MILK AND MONEY	1996		CALISTAFLOCKHART	5	ROM
ally macbeal	TV	TV	CALISTAFLOCKHART	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE	1988	NR	BRIDGETFONDA	27	TBS/TNT
POINT OF NO RETURN	1993	R	BRIDGETFONDA	10	TNT/TBS	Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day!	8	10
LITTLE BUDDHA	1993	PG	BRIDGETFONDA	26	ENC
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU	1994		BRIDGETFONDA	17	TBS/TNT	Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda?	8	10
ROAD TO WELLVILLE	1994	R	BRIDGETFONDA	2	COM	Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction.	8	10
ROUGH MAGIC	1995	NR	BRIDGETFONDA	28	LMN
TOUCH	1997	R	BRIDGETFONDA	24	TMC
ROAD TO GRACELAND	1998	PG13	BRIDGETFONDA	1	SHO
SIMPLE PLAN	1998	R	BRIDGETFONDA	24	TMC
FINDING GRACELAND	1998	PG13	BRIDGETFONDA	18	HBO
LAKE PLACID	1999	R	BRIDGETFONDA	26	HBO
KATE'S ADDICTION	1998	R	FARRAHFORKE	18	MAX
BOYS AND GIRLS	2000	PG13	CLAIREFORLANI	28	PAY PER VIEW
HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE	1984	R	JODIEFOSTER	28	BRAVO
SILENCE OF LAMBS	1991	R	JODIEFOSTER	18	LIF/LMN	Riveting serial killer hunt story.	9	9
BACKTRACK	1991	R	JODIEFOSTER	27	TMC
SOMMERSBY	1993	PG13	JODIEFOSTER	13	WGN
ANNA AND THE KING	1999	PG13	JODIEFOSTER	27	HBO
BETTER OFF DEAD	1985		DIANEFRANKLIN	17	COM
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA	1992	R	SADIEFROST	4	TBS/TNT
PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY	1995	PG	SADIEFROST	4	MAX
CAPTAIN JACK	1998		SADIEFROST	10	WAM
MIRACLES	1984	PG	TERIGARR	26	ENC/TMC
FIRSTBORN	1984	PG13	TERIGARR	25	ENC			AFTER HOURS	1985	R	TERIGARR	14	STZ
DUMB AND DUMBER	1994		TERIGARR	11	TBS/TNT
DICK	1999	PG13	TERIGARR	25	SHO
STAR	1993		JENNIEGARTH	13	LMN/LIFE
LOSS OF INNOCENCE	1996		JENNIEGARTH	18	LMN/LIFE
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	JENNIE GARTH	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
URBAN LEGEND	1998	R	REBECCAGAYHEART	25	SHO
JAWBREAKER	1999	R	REBECCAGAYHEART	23	MAX
wasteland	1999	tv	REBECCAGAYHEART	WEEKLY THURS	ABC
SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE - 1999	1999	PG13	SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR	20	MAX
buffy the vampire slayer	TV	TV	SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	WGN	You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...	2	8
CRUEL INTENTIONS	1999	R	SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR	25	HBO
PRETTY WOMAN	1990	R	LAURA SANGIACOMO	11	TBS	If only I could afford hookers like this!	7	9
leeza	TV	TV	LEEZAGIBBONS	WEEKDAYS	LOCAL
Growing Pains			TRACEYGOLD	IN RERUNS	DIS		9	10
FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY	1994		TRACEYGOLD	23	LMN/LIFE
MIDWEST OBSESSION	1995		TRACEYGOLD	15	LMN/LIFE
TO FACE HER PAST	1996		TRACEYGOLD	25	MAX
WANTED	1999	R	TRACEYGOLD	8	MAX
RAIN MAN	1988	R	VALERIAGOLINO	27	HBO	The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank.	10	7
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	VALERIAGOLINO	16	MAX
DIRTY DANCING	1987		JENNIFERGREY	26	TNT/TBS	It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush.	1	10
PORTRAITS OF INNOCENCE	1995		JENNIFERGREY	7	LMN/LIFE
it's like you know	1999	TV	JENNIFERGREY	WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST	ABC
NIGHT MOVES	1975		MELANIEGRIFFITH	12	ENC
SOMETHING WILD	1986	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	28	ENC/SHO
STORMY MONDAY	1988		MELANIEGRIFFITH	28	WGN
WORKING GIRL	1988	NR	MELANIEGRIFFITH	14	FX
PACIFIC HEIGHTS	1990	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	11	TBS/TNT/WGN
PARADISE 1991	1991		MELANIEGRIFFITH	7	WGN
BUFFALO GIRLS	1995		MELANIEGRIFFITH	1	LIFE/LMN
ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE	1998	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	23	MAX
SHADOW OF DOUBT	1998		MELANIEGRIFFITH	27	MAX
CRAZY IN ALABAMA	1999	PG13	MELANIEGRIFFITH	22	MAX
head of the class			KHRYSTYNEHAJE	reruns	local	Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students	7	9
STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD	2000		KHRYSTYNEHAJE	28	DIS
our house			deidrehall	reruns
AND THE SEA WILL TELL	1991	NR	DEIDREHALL	6	LMN/LIF
SUMMER LOVERS	1982	R	DARYLHANNAH	26	ROM	Sex on the beach - WOW!	1	10
LEGAL EAGLES	1986	PG	DARYLHANNAH	16	FX
CLAN OF CAVE BEAR	1986	R	DARYLHANNAH	25	SCIFI	Daryl plays a bodacious Neanderthal who just loves to get laid.	6	10
HIGH SPIRITS	1988	PG13	DARYLHANNAH	26	ENC
STEEL MAGNOLIAS	1989	NR	DARYLHANNAH	27	TBS/WGN
LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY	1996	R	DARYLHANNAH	10	MAX
REAL BLONDE	1997	R	DARYLHANNAH	13	LMN/LIFE	There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey!
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN	1999	PG13	DARYLHANNAH	28	PAY PER VIEW
RECKLESS	1984	R	DARYL HANNAH	23	ENC
AMERICAN PIE	1999	R	ALYSONHANNIGAN	22	STZ	Better than average teen sex comedy	7	7
buffy the vampire slayer	TV	TV	ALYSONHANNIGAN	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	WGN	You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...	2	8
three's company	TV	TV	JENNILEEHARRISON	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	5	8
SILENCING MARY	1997	NR	MELISSA JOANHART	1	LIFE/LMN
sabrina the teenage witch	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	ABC-297	Melissa can ride my broom any day!	6	10
clarissa explains it all	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	IN RERUNS	NIK-961	Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy!	5	10
Knot's Landing			LISAHARTMAN	RERUNS	TV LOCAL		3	10
FIRE: TRAPPED ON THE 37TH FLOOR	1991	NR	LISAHARTMAN	22	TRUE
FALSELY ACCUSED	1993		LISAHARTMAN	11	CRT
DAZZLE	1994		LISAHARTMAN	11	ROM
seinfeld			TERIHATCHER	TWO EPISODES, including the finale	NBC	The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes.	7	9
macgyver			TERIHATCHER	RERUNS
SOAPDISH	1991		TERIHATCHER	14	ROM
STRAIGHT TALK	1992		TERIHATCHER	16	TNT/TBS
lois and clark	TV	TV	TERIHATCHER	RERUNS	TNT	Cute Superman for the 90s.	8	10
THERE'S A GIRL IN MY SOUP	1970	R	GOLDIEHAWN	24	LOVE
BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE	1972	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	9	TRUE
SUGARLAND EXPRESS	1974	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	24	ACTN
DUCHESS AND THE DIRTWATER FOX	1976	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	13	FMC
FOUL PLAY	1978	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	11	TBS/TCM/TNT	Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better.	8	9
PRIVATE BENJAMIN	1980	R	GOLDIEHAWN	22	HBO
BEST FRIENDS	1982	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	20	TBS/TNT	One of the very few Burt Reynolds movies I truly enjoyed - watch for the scene where Goldie Hawn is talking to her mom in the bathroom. Funny as heck!	8	8
SWING SHIFT	1984	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	24	FAM
OVERBOARD	1987	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	8	TBS/TNT
BIRD ON A WIRE	1990	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	2	USA
CRISSCROSS	1992	R	GOLDIEHAWN	23	FLIX
OUT-OF-TOWNERS	1999	PG13	GOLDIEHAWN	12	ROM	Quirky but engaging tail of a business trip gone bad	7	5
FLED	1996	R	SALMAHAYEK	26	FX	Salma is her cute feisty best in this fast moving action flick.	6	7
FOOLS RUSH IN	1997	PG13	SALMAHAYEK	11	LMN/LIF	Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable.	1	7
FACULTY	1998	R	SALMAHAYEK	25	TMC	Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force	1	4
WILD WILD WEST	1999	PG13	SALMAHAYEK	23	HBO	Salma sure looks good in those tight tops	4	7
MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN	1983	R	MARILUHENNER	28	ROM
birds of paradise			JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	IN RERUNS		Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty!	2	9
boy meets world - 1 episode	1997		JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	tv-reruns	misc
SUBURBANS	1999	R	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	21	MAX
time of your life	1999	tv	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	WEEKLY MON 8PM	FOX
party of five	TV	TV	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her.	0	6
tucker's witch			CATHERINEHICKS	tv-reruns	misc	Crimefighting witch	6	9
SEVENTH heaven	1997-	TV	CATHERINEHICKS	WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM	WGN
ALLNIGHTER	1987		SUSANNAHOFFS	21	USA
DUMB AND DUMBER	1994		LAURENHOLLY	11	TBS/TNT
dawson's creek	1997-	nr	KATIEHOLMES	tv weekly tues 9PM	WGN	Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!	0	10
GO	1998	R	KATIEHOLMES	28	MAX
DISTURBING BEHAVIOR	1998	R	KATIEHOLMES	4	SHO
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	KATIEHOLMES	22	EXTR	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5	9
WAITING TO EXHALE	1995	R	WHITNEYHOUSTON	28	FMC
RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN'S CINDERELLA	1997		WHITNEYHOUSTON	14	DIS
NEXT OF KIN	1989	R	HELENHUNT	24	ACTN
mad about you	TV	TV	HELENHUNT	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it.	4	5
SWING SHIFT	1984	PG	HOLLYHUNTER	24	FAM
BROADCAST NEWS	1987	R	HOLLYHUNTER	11	LOVE
RAISING ARIZONA	1987	NR	HOLLYHUNTER	10	COM
ALWAYS	1989	NR	HOLLYHUNTER	11	FX
ONCE AROUND	1991	R	HOLLYHUNTER	25	ENC
LIVING OUT LOUD	1998	R	HOLLYHUNTER	27	LOVE
WOMAN WANTED	1999		HOLLYHUNTER	27	STZ
TWO SHADES OF BLUE	2000	R	RACHELHUNTER	20	MAX
NIGHTSCARE	1994	R	ELIZABETHHURLEY	15	TMC
PERMANENT MIDNIGHT	1998	R	ELIZABETHHURLEY	20	TMC
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN	1999	PG13	ELIZABETHHURLEY	28	PAY PER VIEW
ICE CASTLES	1979	PG	LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON	13	TBS/TNT
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY	1981		LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON	25	TBS	Roger Moore is a fab James Bond!	8	7
HACKERS	1995		ANGELINAJOLIE	16	USA
GIA	1998	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	20	HBO
GIRL INTERRUPTED	1999	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	27	MAX
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	25	LOVE
MASK OF ZORRO	1998	PG13	CATHERINE ZETAJONES	25	CBS
HAUNTING 1999	1999	PG13	CATHERINE ZETAJONES	21	HBO
AMERICAN ANTHEM	1986	PG13	JANETJONES	23	MAX
POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH	1988	PG	JANETJONES	25	HBO/STZ
PASSION OF DARKLY NOON	1995		ASHLEYJUDD	9	HBO
NORMAL LIFE	1996	R	ASHLEYJUDD	12	HBO
step by step	TV	TV	STACIKEANAN	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii.	5	10
BITTER HARVEST	1993	R	PATSYKENSIT	24	EXTR
LOVE AND BETRAYAL: THE MIA FARROW STORY	1995	NR	PATSYKENSIT	8	FMC
NIGHTMAN	1992		JOANNAKERNS	18	LMN/LIFE
SHATTERING THE SILENCE	1993		JOANNAKERNS	17	LMN/LIFE
SEE JANE RUN	1995		JOANNAKERNS	19	LIF/LMN
Growing Pains			JOANNA KERNS	IN RERUNS	DIS		9	7
SUPERMAN	1978		MARGOTKIDDER	7	ROM
AMITYVILLE HORROR	1979	R	MARGOTKIDDER	6	USA	Typical horror BS.	1	6
SUPERMAN II	1980	PG	MARGOTKIDDER	25	TNT/TBS	Superman saves the world	7	7
SOME KIND OF HERO	1982	R	MARGOTKIDDER	12	TMC
DAYS OF THUNDER	1990	NR	NICOLEKIDMAN	3	WGN
FLIRTING	1990	NR	NICOLEKIDMAN	25	ROM	Girls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school.	3	8
BILLY BATHGATE	1991		NICOLEKIDMAN	24	WGN
PORTRAIT OF A LADY	1996	PG13	NICOLEKIDMAN	27	SHO
EYES WIDE SHUT	1999	R	NICOLEKIDMAN	22	MAX	REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick.	1	9
HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE	1984	R	NASTASSIAKINSKI	28	BRAVO
CAT PEOPLE	1982	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	10	SCIFI	Odd movie - but Nastassja is rarely overdressed.	7	9
TERMINAL VELOCITY	1994	PG13	NASTASSJAKINSKI	24	SHO
LITTLE BOY BLUE	1997	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	19	MAX/STZ
SUSAN'S PLAN	1998	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	6	HBO
TIMESHARE	2000		NASTASSJAKINSKI	11	FAM
HAUNTED 1991	1991		SALLYKIRKLAND	9	FMC
WOMAN WHO LOVED ELVIS	1993		SALLYKIRKLAND	26	LMN
PARANOIA	1998	R	SALLYKIRKLAND	22	MAX
friends			LISAKUDRO	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	6
ANALYZE THIS	1999	R	LISAKUDROW	27	MAX
HANGING UP	2000	PG13	LISAKUDROW	26	HBO
ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS	1985	NR	CHERYLLADD	7	ROM
LOCKED UP: A MOTHER'S RAGE	1991		CHERYLLADD	17	LMN/LIFE
happy days	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	one episode	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	9
charlie's angels	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
OUTSIDERS	1983	PG	DIANELANE	24	MAX/SHO
MURDER AT 1600	1997	R	DIANELANE	25	TBS/TNT	Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all.	5	5
GUNSHY 1998	1998	R	DIANELANE	18	HBO
ALL THAT JAZZ	1979	NR	JESSICALANGE	1	BRAVO
FRANCES	1982	R	JESSICALANGE	6	TRUE	Wake me when it's over.	1	4
SWEET DREAMS (1985)	1985		JESSICALANGE	15	AMC
EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN	1988	R	JESSICALANGE	7	MAX
MEN DON'T LEAVE	1990		JESSICALANGE	28	MAX/SHO
BLUE SKY	1994		JESSICALANGE	15	LIFE/LMN
LOSING ISAIAH	1995	R	JESSICALANGE	24	LMN/LIF
COUSIN BETTE	1998	R	JESSICALANGE	10	BRAVO
COUNTRY	1984	PG	JESSICA LANGE	27	STZ
WEIRD SCIENCE	1985		KELLYLEBROCK	21	USA
HARD TO KILL	1990		KELLYLEBROCK	18	TBS
BETRAYAL OF THE DOVE	1993		KELLYLEBROCK	28	LMN/LIF
TRACKS OF A KILLER	1996	R	KELLYLEBROCK	23	LIF/LMN
GEORGIA	1995	R	JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH	26	SUND
BEST LITTLE GIRL IN THE WORLD	1981		JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	26	FMC
FIRST TIME 1982	1982	NR	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	28	ROM
FLESH & BLOOD	1985	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	18	ROM
HEART OF MIDNIGHT	1988	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	9	TMC
MIAMI BLUES	1990	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	22	MAX
RUSH	1991	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	28	FX
HUDSUCKER PROXY	1994	NR	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	20	TCM
DOLORES CLAIBORNE	1995	NR	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	4	TNT/TBS
WASHINGTON SQUARE	1997	PG	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	23	BRAVO
EXISTENZ	1999	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	25	SHO
naked truth	TV	TV	TEALEONI	MONDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Yawn.	2	5
SOME GIRL	1998	R	JULIETTELEWIS	14	HBO
OTHER SISTER	1999	PG13	JULIETTELEWIS	14	ENC
FOURTH FLOOR	1999	R	JULIETTELEWIS	26	MAX
FIRESTARTER	1984	NR	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	18	USA	Drew can light my embers any day	8	2
LETHAL CHARM	1991		HEATHERLOCKLEAR	15	TNT
ILLUSIONS	1992	NR	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	27	EXTR
DOUBLE TAP	1997	R	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	27	MAX
dynasty	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	DAILY RERUNS	FX
melrose place	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
PARENT TRAP	1998	PG	LINDSAYLOHAN	10	ABC
NIGHT SHIFT	1982	R	SHELLEYLONG	28	STZ/TMC	Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick!	10	9
IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES	1984	PG	SHELLEYLONG	27	STZ
HELLO AGAIN	1987	PG	SHELLEYLONG	8	TBS/TNT
BRADY BUNCH MOVIE	1995	PG13	SHELLEYLONG	28	MAX
kelly kelly	1998-		SHELLEYLONG	weekly monday 9PM	WGN
cheers	NA	NR	SHELLEYLONG	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	6
SELENA	1997	PG	JENNIFERLOPEZ	17	TNT/TBS
CELL	2000	R	JENNIFERLOPEZ	28	PAY PER VIEW
BRIDE IN BLACK	1990		SUSANLUCCI	2	LMN/LIF
WOMAN WHO SINNED	1991		SUSANLUCCI	19	ROM
MOMENT OF TRUTH: WHY MY DAUGHTER	1993	NR	JAMIELUNER	22	LMN/LIFE
profiler	1999	tv	JAMIELUNER	WEEKLY SAT 10PM	NBC
Just The Ten Of Us	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	IN RERUNS	LOCAL		7	10
melrose place	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
AMERICAN PIE	1999	R	NATASHALYONNE	22	STZ	Better than average teen sex comedy	7	7
GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES	1984	NR	ANDIEMACDOWELL	24	TNT
SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE	1989	R	ANDIEMACDOWELL	27	LOV/SHO	Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies	7	7
GREEN CARD	1990	NR	ANDIEMACDOWELL	23	MAX
HUDSON HAWK	1991	R	ANDIEMACDOWELL	26	EXTR	Better than most box office flops	4	1
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	ANDIEMACDOWELL	23	HBO	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	5
MICHAEL	1996	PG	ANDIEMACDOWELL	3	TNT/TBS
MUSE	1999	PG13	ANDIEMACDOWELL	28	MAX
JUST THE TICKET	1999	R	ANDIEMACDOWELL	18	SHO
DICK TRACY	1990	NA	MADONNA	24	WGN	All Madonna ever said on the set was "Dick me, Warren!"	3	0
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	MADONNA	16	MAX
CLASS	1983	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	22	COM	Every high school guys fantasy	7	6
HOT TO TROT	1988	PG	VIRGINIAMADSEN	20	COM	I refuse to pan a horse movie, but I'd rather saddle up Virginia any day!	6	7
HOT SPOT	1990		VIRGINIAMADSEN	24	SHO/ENC
LINDA	1993	NR	VIRGINIAMADSEN	6	WGN/TBS
BITTER VENGEANCE	1994		VIRGINIAMADSEN	8	TBS
PROPHECY	1995	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	27	MAX
LOUIS LAMOUR'S CROSSFIRE TRAIL	2001		VIRGINIAMADSEN	4	TNT
LOST AND FOUND	1999	PG13	SOPHIEMARCEAU	28	HBO
WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH	1999	PG13	SOPHIEMARCEAU	19	SHO	Good Bond movie - Sophie SMOKES!	9	10
KITTEN WITH A WHIP	1964		ANNMARGRET	3	AMC
PLEASURE SEEKERS	1965		ANNMARGRET	24	AMC
SWINGER	1966		ANNMARGRET	17	AMC
CARNAL KNOWLEDGE	1971	R	ANNMARGRET	25	LOVE
WHO WILL LOVE MY CHILDREN?	1983	NR	ANNMARGRET	8	LMN/LIFE
OUR SONS	1991		ANNMARGRET	20	LMN/LIFE
FOLLOWING HER HEART	1994		ANNMARGRET	13	LMN/LIF
GRUMPIER OLD MEN	1995	PG13	ANNMARGRET	27	HBO
SEDUCED BY MADNESS: THE DIANE BORCHARDT STORY	1996	NR	ANNMARGRET	20	LMN/LIFE
HER HIDDEN TRUTH	1995		KELLIEMARTIN	9	LMN/LIFE
IF SOMEONE HAD KNOWN	1995		KELLIEMARTIN	10	LMN/LIF
FACE ON THE MILK CARTON	1995		KELLIEMARTIN	24	FAM
HER LAST CHANCE	1996		KELLIEMARTIN	28	LMN/LIFE
POSEIDON ADVENTURE	1972		PAMELA SUEMARTIN	28	ENC	Any excuse to get Pamela wet!
dynasty	TV	TV	PAMELA SUEMARTIN	DAILY RERUNS	FX
nancy drew	TV		PAMELA SUEMARTIN	RERUNS		Detective series from back in the 70s or so featuring the supple young Pamela	6	8
HEAVEN HELP US	1985		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	25	COM
FUNNY ABOUT LOVE	1990		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	7	COM
MARRIED TO IT	1991	R	MARY STUARTMASTERSON	27	FLIX
BENNY & JOON	1993		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	12	LIF
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	MARY STUARTMASTERSON	23	HBO	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	6
BED OF ROSES	1996		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	28	STZ
HEAR NO EVIL	1993		MARLEEMATLIN	4	FX
DEAD SILENCE	1997	R	MARLEEMATLIN	10	HBO
WHEN JUSTICE FAILS	1998	R	MARLEEMATLIN	4	HBO
IN HER DEFENSE	1998		MARLEEMATLIN	18	HBO/EXTR
brady bunch		nr	MAUREENMCCORMICK	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	9
JAWBREAKER	1999	R	ROSEMCGOWAN	23	MAX
wonder years			DANICAMCKELLAR	RERUNS	NICK	A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence.	10	6
MOMENT OF TRUTH: CRADLE OF CONSPIRACY	1994	NR	DANICAMCKELLAR	4	LMN/LIF
working - 1 episode	1998		DANICAMCKELLAR	NBC - LOCAL		Any excuse to check out Danica in leather!	5	9
MOMENT OF TRUTH: JUSTICE FOR ANNIE	NA	NR	DANICAMCKELLAR	4	LMN/LIFE
SIRENS 1994	1994	R	ELLEMCPHERSON	23	ENC
will and grace	1999	tv	DEBRAMESSING	WEEKLY TUE	NBC
COMMANDO	1985	R	ALYSSAMILANO	25	ENC
SPEED ZONE	1989		ALYSSAMILANO	13	COM
EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE	1995	R	ALYSSAMILANO	2	TNT	Be sure to catch the UNEDITED version, because instead of "Thanks for the memories" you'll be saying "Fangs for the mammaries" as Alyssa shows us her incredible new titties in this otherwise meritless vampire flick.	1	10
outer limits - one episode	1995	NR	ALYSSAMILANO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL
spin city - one episode	1997	NR	ALYSSAMILANO	IN RERUNS	ABC	Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie!	2	9
BELOW UTOPIA	1997	R	ALYSSAMILANO	24	MAX	Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped	3	10
charmed	1998		ALYSSAMILANO	THUR WEEKLY	WGN	Sexy hexy	5	7
melrose place	TV	TV	ALYSSAMILANO	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	10
FRESHMAN	1990	PG	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	11	WGN/TBS	Hysterical tale of blackmarket gourmet delights.	10	5
CARLITO'S WAY	1993	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	24	USA
SHADOW	1994		PENELOPE ANNMILLER	25	USA
LITTLE CITY	1997	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	24	TMC
Knot's Landing			DONNAMILLS	RERUNS	TV LOCAL		3	10
SEVENTH heaven	1997-	TV	BEVERLYMITCHELL	WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM	WGN
NO SMALL AFFAIR	1984	R	DEMIMOORE	26	HBO/ENC	A teen photographer falls for the singer he is seeing thru his lens. Demi was still young and tight when she made this flick.	6	8
ST ELMO'S FIRE	1985	R	DEMIMOORE	27	MAX	Teen bullshit script, but a young n tight Demi straddles a jukebox with unparalled vim and vigor.	0	9
ONE CRAZY SUMMER	1986	PG	DEMIMOORE	28	HBO
SEVENTH SIGN	1988	R	DEMIMOORE	25	MAX/MYST	The end of the world is upon us.	6	3
MORTAL THOUGHTS	1991	R	DEMIMOORE	19	TNT/TBS
NOTHING BUT TROUBLE	1991	PG13	DEMIMOORE	23	STZ	Nothing but boring.	0	1
FEW GOOD MEN	1992	R	DEMIMOORE	17	TBS
INDECENT PROPOSAL	1993	R	DEMIMOORE	19	USA	Great unrealized potential as Robert Redford offers $1 mil for 1 night with Demi Moore	4	4
STRIPTEASE	1996	R	DEMIMOORE	15	TNT/TBS	Unintentionally hysterical story of a stripper - after Demi's awesome assets, Monty Python steals the show.	1	10
HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE	1992	R	JULIANNEMOORE	3	TBS/WGN	A babysitter gone mad.	5	5
BENNY & JOON	1993		JULIANNEMOORE	12	LIF
END OF THE AFFAIR	1999	R	JULIANNEMOORE	26	MAX
sister sister	NA	NR	TIA & TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM
smart guy	NA	NR	TIA & TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM
GREEN CARD	1990	NR	BEBENEUWIRTH	23	MAX
FACULTY	1998	R	BEBENEUWIRTH	25	TMC	Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force	1	4
GREASE	1978	PG	OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN	18	TBS/TNT	When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex.	8	10
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU	1999	PG13	LARISAOLEYNIK	24	STZ
brady bunch		nr	SUSANOLSEN	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years.	8	1
XMEN	2000	PG13	ANNAPAQUIN	28	PAY PER VIEW	If you liked the comic book you'll love this. An OK flick for everyone.	6	6
STRIKING DISTANCE	1993	R	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	27	MAX/MYST/FLIX
HOCUS POCUS	1993	PG	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	25	HBO	Sarah casts her spell - she can ride my broom any day!	7	7
MIAMI RHAPSODY	1995		SARAH JESSICAPARKER	5	COM
TIL THERE WAS YOU	1997	PG13	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	22	MAX
sex and the city	1998		SARAH JESSICAPARKER	weekly series	HBO
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU	1994		ROSIEPEREZ	17	TBS/TNT	Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda?	8	10
DANCE WITH THE DEVIL	1997	R	ROSIEPEREZ	8	MAX
TWENTY FOUR HOUR WOMAN	1999	R	ROSIEPEREZ	27	TMC
DAVID	1988		BERNADETTEPETERS	26	LIFE/LMN
PINK CADILLAC	1989		BERNADETTEPETERS	6	TBS/TNT
GREASE 2	1982	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	18	TBS/TNT	The epitomy of god awful sequels	0	3
SCARFACE	1983	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	18	FX
INTO THE NIGHT	1985	NR	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	18	ROM
LADYHAWKE	1985	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	23	STZ
WITCHES OF EASTWICK	1987	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	24	ENC
MARRIED TO THE MOB	1988	NR	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	11	WGN
RUSSIA HOUSE	1990	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	26	FLIX
AGE OF INNOCENCE	1993	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	27	HBO/LOV
WOLF	1994	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	25	HBO
DEEP END OF THE OCEAN	1999	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	27	HBO
CADDYSHACK II	1988	PG	CHYNNAPHILLIPS	27	HBO
WISE GUYS	1986	R	MARIAPITILLO	15	STZ
DIFFERENT STROKES: STORY OF JACK AND JILL... AND JILL	1997	R	DANAPLATO	8	MAX
different strokes	NA	NR	DANAPLATO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me!	1	8
brady bunch		nr	EVEPLUMB	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	5
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	NATALIEPORTMAN	24	HBO
WHERE THE HEART IS	2000	PG13	NATALIEPORTMAN	15	PAY PER VIEW
that 70's show	1998	tv	LAURAPREPON	WEEKLY SUN 830PM	FOX
NAKED GUN 2 1/2: SMELL OF FEAR	1991	PG13	PRISCILLAPRESLEY	8	TBS/WGN
NAKED GUN 331/3: THE FINAL INSULT	1994		PRISCILLAPRESLEY	15	USA
SECRET ADMIRER	1985	R	KELLYPRESTON	4	COM	Teen misadventures	2	9
LOVE AT STAKE	1988	R	KELLYPRESTON	19	SHO
SPELLBINDER	1988	R	KELLYPRESTON	21	FLIX
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	KELLYPRESTON	25	TMC
JACK FROST 1998	1998	PG	KELLYPRESTON	19	MAX
titans	2000	TV	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	WEEKLY WEN 8PM	NBC
dallas	TV	TV	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
AMERICAN PIE	1999	R	TARAREID	22	STZ	Better than average teen sex comedy - Tara SMOKES as she loses her cherry and is on the receiving end of some major tongue action.	7	10
THAT DARN CAT	1997	PG	CHRISTINARICCI	22	DIS
ICE STORM	1997	R	CHRISTINARICCI	10	BRAVO
PECKER	1998	R	CHRISTINARICCI	9	ENC
SPACED INVADERS	1990	PG	ARIANARICHARDS	25	HBO
WILD THINGS	1998	R	DENISERICHARDS	10	USA	Bizarre tale of a rape trial.	4	10
WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH	1999	PG13	DENISERICHARDS	19	SHO	Good Bond Movie - Denise is a great fuck, but couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.	9	8
TAIL LIGHTS FADE	1999	R	DENISERICHARDS	13	MAX
ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN	1974		KIMRICHARDS	18	WAM	Kim was one delicious piece of jailbait when this came out.
RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN	1978	G	KIMRICHARDS	25	DIS/WAM
chips - 1 episode	NA	NR	KIMRICHARDS	IN RERUNS		Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim?	1	8
BREAKFAST CLUB	1985	NR	MOLLYRINGWALD	3	TBS/TNT	Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp.	9	7
FRESH HORSES	1988	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	16	ENC	As long as the fillies are fresh!
FOR KEEPS	1988	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	25	HBO/SHO/STZ
BETSY'S WEDDING	1990	R	MOLLYRINGWALD	20	HBO
REQUIEM FOR MURDER	1998		MOLLYRINGWALD	4	LMN/LIFE
TWICE UPON A TIME	1998		MOLLYRINGWALD	13	LMN/LIFE
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	22	EXTR	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5
MYSTIC PIZZA	1988	R	JULIAROBERTS	7	LIFE/LMN
STEEL MAGNOLIAS	1989	NR	JULIAROBERTS	27	TBS/WGN
PRETTY WOMAN	1990	R	JULIAROBERTS	11	TBS	If only I could afford hookers like this!	7	9
SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY	1991	R	JULIAROBERTS	26	MAX
ERIN BROCKOVICH	1999	R	JULIAROBERTS	27	STZ
RUNAWAY BRIDE	1999	PG	JULIAROBERTS	26	SHO
NOTTING HILL	1999	PG13	JULIAROBERTS	24	SHO
BODY SLAM	1987	PG	TANYAROBERTS	26	ENC
charlie's angels	TV	TV	TANYAROBERTS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
DEADLOCK	1991	R	MIMIROGERS	19	MAX/TMC	You'd think being attached to Mimi would be fun.	6	2
IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE	1995		MIMIROGERS	4	CRT
XMEN	2000	PG13	REBECCAROMIJN	28	PAY PER VIEW		6	3
LOTTERY	1996		KERIRUSSELL	23	LMN/LIF
EIGHT DAYS A WEEK	1997	R	KERIRUSSELL	25	HBO
felicity	1998	TV	KERIRUSSELL	TUES WEEKLY	WB
star trek voyager	1999		JERIRYAN	WEEKLY LOCAL	WB
ARMED AND DANGEROUS	1986	PG13	MEGRYAN	26	HBO
TOP GUN	1986	PG	MEGRYAN	18	TBS/TNT
PRESIDIO	1988	R	MEGRYAN	18	TBS/TNT
PRELUDE TO A KISS	1992	PG13	MEGRYAN	14	MAX	Cute romance story costarring Alec Baldwin	7	9
SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE	1993	PG	MEGRYAN	19	SHO
IQ	1994	PG	MEGRYAN	23	MAX
RESTORATION	1995	R	MEGRYAN	20	LOVE	YawnYawnYawn	0	0
YOU'VE GOT MAIL	1998	PG	MEGRYAN	28	HBO
HANGING UP	2000	PG13	MEGRYAN	26	HBO
LUCAS	1986	PG	WINONARYDER	15	FX
BEETLEJUICE	1988		WINONARYDER	28	COM	Michael Keaton is superb!	9	8
HEATHERS	1989	NR	WINONARYDER	28	USA	Heather loved this movie, but Heather hated it.	4	6
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS	1990	NR	WINONARYDER	27	HBO	Strangely entertaining	7	7
WELCOME HOME ROXY CARMICHAEL	1990		WINONARYDER	24	LMN
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA	1992	R	WINONARYDER	4	TBS/TNT
AGE OF INNOCENCE	1993	R	WINONARYDER	27	HBO/LOV
HOUSE OF SPIRITS	1993	R	WINONARYDER	1	LOVE
GIRL INTERRUPTED	1999	R	WINONARYDER	27	MAX
AUTUMN IN NEW YORK	2000	PG13	WINONARYDER	28	PAY PER VIEW
ILLUSIONS	1992	NR	EMMASAMMS	27	EXTR
SHADOW OF A STRANGER	1992		EMMASAMMS	21	LMN/LIFE
dynasty	TV	TV	EMMA SAMMS	DAILY RERUNS	FX
SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE	1989	R	LAURASAN GIACOMO	27	LOV/SHO	Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies	7	9
QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER	1990	PG13	LAURASAN GIACOMO	27	SHO
ONCE AROUND	1991	R	LAURASAN GIACOMO	25	ENC
just shoot me	TV	TV	LAURASAN GIACOMO	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream.	9	8
SOMETHING SHORT OF PARADISE	1979	PG	SUSANSARANDON	28	FLIX
ATLANTIC CITY	1980	R	SUSANSARANDON	25	LOVE
BUDDY SYSTEM	1984	PG	SUSANSARANDON	26	HBO
WITCHES OF EASTWICK	1987	R	SUSANSARANDON	24	ENC
SWEET HEARTS DANCE	1988	R	SUSANSARANDON	28	SHO
WHITE PALACE	1990	R	SUSANSARANDON	24	LOVE
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	SUSANSARANDON	24	HBO
hotel			CONNIESELLECCA	IN RERUNS
greatest american hero			CONNIESELLECCA	RERUNS	LOCAL	really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book.	10	7
MIRACLE LANDING	1990	NR	CONNIESELLECCA	18	PAX
DANGEROUS WATERS	1999		CONNIESELLECCA	3	FAM
SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL	1989	R	JOANSEVERANCE	14	COM
BIRD ON A WIRE	1990	NR	JOANSEVERANCE	2	USA
BLACK SCORPION	1995		JOANSEVERANCE	3	SCIFI
BLACK SCORPION II AFTERSHOCK	1996		JOANSEVERANCE	3	SCIFI
WHITE RAVEN	1998	R	JOANSEVERANCE	11	MAX
new love boat	1998-		JOANSEVERANCE	weekly sat 9PM	WGN
dr. quinn, medicine woman		TV	JANESEYMOUR	WEEKLY SAT 8PM	CBS
OH, HEAVENLY DOG!	1980	NR	JANESEYMOUR	18	FAM
HAUNTING PASSION	1983	NR	JANESEYMOUR	22	ROM
ANGEL OF DEATH	1990	NR	JANESEYMOUR	20	LMN/LIF
BREAKFAST CLUB	1985	NR	ALLYSHEEDY	3	TBS/TNT	Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp.	9	7
MACON COUNTY JAIL	1998	R	ALLYSHEEDY	3	SHO
LAST PICTURE SHOW	1971	R	CYBILLSHEPHERD	17	MAX
DAISY MILLER	1974		CYBILLSHEPHERD	25	AMC
LONG HOT SUMMER	1985		CYBILLSHEPHERD	4	ROM
MEMPHIS	1992		CYBILLSHEPHERD	21	LMN/LIF
ONCE UPON A CRIME	1992	NR	CYBILLSHEPHERD	26	SHO
THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY	1993	NR	CYBILLSHEPHERD	20	LIFE
moonlighting	1996	TV	CYBILLSHEPHERD	RERUNS	LOCAL	Perhaps the finest comedic detective series of all time - Bruce Willis & Cybill put on a great show!	10	8
cybill	TV	TV	CYBILLSHEPHERD	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	2
PEOPLE NEXT DOOR	1996		NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	26	LIF/LMN
suddenly susan		TV	BROOKESHIELDS	WEEKLY MON 8pm	NBC	Suddenly stupid	1	3
ENDLESS LOVE	1981	R	BROOKESHIELDS	22	ROM
SPEED ZONE	1989		BROOKESHIELDS	13	COM
RUNNING WILD	1995	PG	BROOKESHIELDS	20	ENC
NOTHING LASTS FOREVER	1998	NR	BROOKESHIELDS	1	LIFE
BACHELOR	1999	PG13	BROOKESHIELDS	25	STZ
BLUE LAGOON	1980	R	BROOKE SHIELDS	12	TBS/TNT	Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do?	5	10
KARATE KID	1984	PG	ELISABETHSHUE	28	MAX
ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING	1987	PG13	ELISABETHSHUE	17	TBS/TNT	Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop!	4	8
COCKTAIL	1988	R	ELISABETHSHUE	16	HBO	Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me.	1	8
SOAPDISH	1991		ELISABETHSHUE	14	ROM
COUSIN BETTE	1998	R	ELISABETHSHUE	10	BRAVO
HIDEAWAY	1995	R	ALICIASILVERSTONE	26	EXTR	Oddly entertaining	6	7
BLAST FROM THE PAST	1999	PG13	ALICIASILVERSTONE	18	WAM
LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN	1985	PG13	HELENSLATER	4	MAX
BETRAYAL OF THE DOVE	1993		HELENSLATER	28	LMN/LIF
sweet justice			ALLISONSMITH	RERUNS	LOCAL
WILDFLOWER	1991		ALLISONSMITH	6	LMN
spy game	1996-		ALLISONSMITH	reruns	LOCAL	God - Allison looked great in leather!	5	9
SWITCHBACK	1997	R	ALLISONSMITH	27	MAX	Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho.	7	7
working - 1 episode	1997		ALLISONSMITH	NBC - LOCAL		Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment	5	7
michael hayes	1998	NR	ALLISONSMITH	one episode	CBS
buddy faro	1998-		ALLISONSMITH	weekly fri 9pm	CBS	A yawner so far	1	5
west wing	1999-2000		ALLISONSMITH	WED	NBC	I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed.	0	1
kate and allie	TV	TV	ALLISONSMITH	DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm	E!	I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted.	8	10
REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE	1987	PG13	COURTNEY THORNSMITH	11	COM
LUCAS	1986	PG	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	15	FX
MIDWEST OBSESSION	1995		COURTNEY THORNESMITH	15	LMN/LIFE
melrose place	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	9
ally macbeal	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
RAGE OF ANGELS	1983		JACLYNSMITH	3	ROM
SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY	1984		JACLYNSMITH	25	LOVE
MARRIED TO A STRANGER	1997		JACLYNSMITH	24	FAM
SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER NEVER CRIES	1998	R	LEELEESOBIESKI	25	MAX	LeeLee in her underwear!		9
EYES WIDE SHUT	1999	R	LEELEESOBIESKI	22	MAX	REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick.	1	9
NEVER BEEN KISSED	1999	PG13	LEELEESOBIESKI	24	MAX
solid gold			SOLID GOLD DANCERS	reruns	VH1	Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either!	10	10
SEDUCED BY EVIL	1994	NR	SUZANNESOMERS	21	TBS/WGN
candid camera	1998-	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM	CBS
three's company	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	7	10
step by step	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing	5	5
MIGHTY APHRODITE	1995	R	MIRASORVINO	28	LOVE	Mira is a hooker - I've had dreams like this!	5	9
LULU ON THE BRIDGE	1998	PG13	MIRASORVINO	22	MAX
AT FIRST SIGHT	1998	PG13	MIRASORVINO	20	SHO
DEADLY PURSUITS	1996		TORISPELLING	4	LMN/LIF
COED CALL GIRL	1996		TORISPELLING	24	HBO
TRICK	1999	R	TORISPELLING	15	MAX
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TORISPELLING	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
DOWN TO YOU	1999	PG13	JULIASTILES	28	STZ
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU	1999	PG13	JULIA STILES	24	STZ
HOWLING	1981	R	DEE WALLACESTONE	26	TBS/TNT
SECRET ADMIRER	1985	R	DEE WALLACESTONE	4	COM	Teen misadventures	2	9
MOMENT OF TRUTH: CRADLE OF CONSPIRACY	1994	NR	DEE WALLACESTONE	4	LMN/LIF
INVISIBLE MOM 2	1998	PG	DEE WALLACESTONE	22	TMC
IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES	1984	PG	SHARONSTONE	27	STZ
TEARS IN THE RAIN	1988	NR	SHARONSTONE	23	ROM
ABOVE THE LAW	1988	R	SHARONSTONE	24	MAX
SCISSORS	1991	R	SHARONSTONE	24	FLIX
MUSE	1999	PG13	SHARONSTONE	28	MAX
GLORIA 1999	1999	R	SHARONSTONE	27	HBO
ZENON: THE ZEQUEL	2001		KIRSTENSTORMS	18	DIS	Fuck it - jailbait Kirsten cut her hair.
STAKEOUT	1987	R	MADELEINESTOWE	19	MAX	Richard Dreyfuss & Emelio Estevez are 2 cops on stakeout spying on Madeleine - Richard can't help but letting his little head get ahead of his big one.	7	9
TWO JAKES	1990	R	MADELEINESTOWE	22	BRAVO
CHINA MOON	1994	NR	MADELEINESTOWE	28	SHO
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	MADELEINESTOWE	23	HBO	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	6
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	MADELEINESTOWE	25	LOVE
GENERAL'S DAUGHTER	1999	R	MADELEINESTOWE	25	SHO
AMERICAN BEAUTY	1999	R	MENASUVARI	28	MAX	Engaging tale of Kevin Spacey's midlife crisis - makes me wanna go out and buy a weightbench. Mena sizzles. Only drawback is a really depressing ending.	7	9
LOSER	2000	PG13	MENASUVARI	28	PAY PER VIEW
GIRL	1998		DOMENIQUESWAIN	22	HBO
BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER	1992	NR	KRISTYSWANSON	3	FX	How this movie became a series mystifies me	2	8
early edition	1998	tv	KRISTYSWANSON	SAT WEEKLY	CBS
BIG DADDY	1999	PG13	KRISTYSWANSON	25	MAX
Grapevine	2000	TV	KRISTYSWANSON	WEEKLY MON	CBS
HERE COME THE MUNSTERS	1995		CHRISTINETAYLOR	20	USA
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE	1997	R	CHARLIZETHERON	4	TNT/TBS	All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES!	7	9
MIGHTY JOE YOUNG	1998	PG	CHARLIZETHERON	23	DIS
ASTRONAUTS WIFE	1999	R	CHARLIZETHERON	28	MYST
CIDER HOUSE RULES	1999	PG13	CHARLIZETHERON	28	STZ
REINDEER GAMES	2000	R	CHARLIZETHERON	20	SHO
SWEET DREAMS (1996)	1996		TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN	23	LIFE
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	6
young and the restless	TV	TV	MELODYTHOMAS	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
ALL THE RIGHT MOVES	1983	R	LEATHOMPSON	16	HBO	Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE!	1	9
JAWS 3	1983	NR	LEATHOMPSON	15	TNT/TBS	No teeth.	2	1
SUBSTITUTE WIFE	1994		LEATHOMPSON	21	LMN/LIFE
caroline in the city	TV	TV	LEATHOMPSON	SYNDICATION	LOCAL	Richard makes this show!	8	1
HENRY & JUNE	1990	NC17	UMATHURMAN	14	BRAVO
FINAL ANALYSIS	1992	R	UMATHURMAN	16	STZ
MONTH BY THE LAKE	1995	PG	UMATHURMAN	6	MAX
TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS	1996	PG13	UMATHURMAN	11	FAM
AVENGERS	1998	PG13	UMATHURMAN	25	TBS
dallas	TV	TV	CHARLENETILTON	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
happy days	TV	TV	CHARLENETILTON	one episode	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	9
MY COUSIN VINNY	1992	NR	MARISATOMEI	5	FX	Joes Pesci is AWESOME in a very well written & acted laughfest. Someone shoot that damn owl!	10	9
ONLY YOU	1994	PG	MARISATOMEI	24	FLIX
AIR AMERICA	1990	R	NANCYTRAVIS	15	TBS
work with me	1999		NANCYTRAVIS	CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED	CBS
HARD COUNTRY	1981	NR	TANYATUCKER	17	LIFE/LMN
JFK: RECKLESS YOUTH	1993		ROBINTUNNEY	20	TRUE
SCORNED	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	10	TMC
NIGHTFIRE	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	22	EXTR
SCANDALOUS BEHAVIOR	1998	R	SHANNONTWEED	11	MAX
DEAD BY DAWN	1998	R	SHANNONTWEED	5	MAX
FORBIDDEN SINS	1998	R	SHANNONTWEED	17	MAX/TMC
ROWDY GIRLS	1999	R	SHANNONTWEED	28	HBO
EMPIRE RECORDS	1995	PG13	LIVTYLER	21	ENC
HEAVY	1995	R	LIVTYLER	25	SUND
STEALING BEAUTY	1996	R	LIVTYLER	27	BRAVO	Liv plays a young girl learning about sex.	5	10
COOKIE'S FORTUNE	1999	PG13	LIVTYLER	28	HBO
SURVIVORS	1983	R	KRISTENVIGARD	20	MAX	Robin Williams is his usual riotous self as a militant bent on protecting himself from the end of the world and from a dimestore robber he can identify. Walter Matthau is a fine sidekick, and speaking of FINE - check out the incredibly fuckable underage redheaded ass on KRISTEN!	8	10
SHARKY'S MACHINE	1981	R	RACHELWARD	27	ACTN	Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance.	5	9
AND THE SEA WILL TELL	1991	NR	RACHELWARD	6	LMN/LIF
step by step	TV	TV	ANGELAWATSON	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt.	5	10
DEAL OF THE CENTURY	1983	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	26	COM
GHOSTBUSTERS	1984	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	18	MAX	Amusing tale of paranormal strife.	8	5
WORKING GIRL	1988	NR	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	14	FX
GHOSTBUSTERS II	1989	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	28	MAX/STZ/FLIX	Somewhat less amusing tale of paranormal strife.	5	3
ALIEN 3	1992	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	18	STZ
ICE STORM	1997	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	10	BRAVO
GALAXY QUEST	1999	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	22	HBO
FANTASTIC VOYAGE	1966	PG	RAQUELWELCH	17	AMC	Wanna see how far special effects have come in the last 3 decades? Check this movie out for an example of the old school - it actually won awards in its era for effects. An enjoyable tale.	7	2
KANSAS CITY BOMBER	1972	PG	RAQUELWELCH	20	ENC
THREE MUSKETEERS (1974)	1973	PG	RAQUELWELCH	19	AMC
LEGEND OF WALKS FAR WOMAN	1982	NR	RAQUELWELCH	27	TRUE
TORCH SONG	1993	NR	RAQUELWELCH	16	LMN
RALLY ROUND THE FLAG, BOYS	1958		TUESDAYWELD	22	FMC
LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR	1977	R	TUESDAYWELD	2	BRAVO
AUTHOR! AUTHOR!	1982	PG	TUESDAYWELD	28	MAX
SCORNED AND SWINDLED	1984		TUESDAYWELD	27	TRUE
dawson's creek	1997-	nr	MICHELLEWILLIAMS	tv weekly tues 9PM	WGN	Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!	0	10
HALLOWEEN:H2O	1998	R	MICHELLEWILLIAMS	4	TMC
DICK	1999	PG13	MICHELLEWILLIAMS	25	SHO
PERRY MASON: THE CASE OF THE SILENCED SINGER	1990		VANESSAWILLIAMS	17	CRT
HOODLUM	1997	R	VANESSAWILLIAMS	24	USA
NOTHING LASTS FOREVER	1998	NR	VANESSAWILLIAMS	1	LIFE
IT'S BLACK ENTERTAINMENT	2000		VANESSAWILLIAMS	27	SHO
COURAGE TO LOVE	2000		VANESSAWILLIAMS	20	LMN
SHAFT	2000	R	VANESSAWILLIAMS	28	PAY PER VIEW
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT	1983	PG	DEBRAWINGER	14	SHO
LEGAL EAGLES	1986	PG	DEBRAWINGER	16	FX
MADE IN HEAVEN	1987	PG	DEBRAWINGER	27	ENC
BLACK WIDOW	1987	R	DEBRAWINGER	20	MYST
HEAVENLY CREATURES	1994	R	KATEWINSLET	18	TRUE
HOLY SMOKE	1999	R	KATEWINSLET	26	STZ
WILDFLOWER	1991		REESEWITHERSPOON	6	LMN
MAN IN THE MOON	1991	PG13	REESEWITHERSPOON	27	BRAVO
PLEASANTVILLE	1998	PG13	REESEWITHERSPOON	28	LOVE
CRUEL INTENTIONS	1999	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	25	HBO
ELECTION	1999	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	23	SUND	With Reese around, an eRection is more likely
BEST LAID PLANS	1999	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	22	HBO
DISAPPEARANCE OF VONNIE	1994		ALICIAWITT	28	TRUE
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	ALICIAWITT	16	MAX
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	ALICIAWITT	25	TMC
URBAN LEGEND	1998	R	ALICIAWITT	25	SHO
cybill	TV	TV	ALICIAWITT	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	8
STRIPES	1981		SEANYOUNG	6	COM
FIRE BIRDS	1990		SEANYOUNG	9	WGN/TBS
ONCE UPON A CRIME	1992	NR	SEANYOUNG	26	SHO
EVIL HAS A FACE	1996		SEANYOUNG	8	LMN/LIFE
COWBOY AND MOVIE STAR	1998	NR	SEANYOUNG	11	FAM
WHOLE WIDE WORLD	1996	PG	RENEZELLWEGER	16	LMN
BACHELOR	1999	PG13	RENEEZELLWEGER	25	STZ
ME MYSELF & IRENE	2000	R	RENEEZELLWEGER	28	PAY PER VIEW
SPACEBALLS	1987		DAPHNEZUNIGA	8	TNT/TBS
FLY II	1989	R	DAPHNEZUNIGA	26	STZ
PANDORA'S CLOCK	1996		DAPHNEZUNIGA	4	FAM
spin city - one episode	1997	NR	DAPHNEZUNIGA	IN RERUNS	ABC

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