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SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.

We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?

Listings below are for March, 2001:

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TITLE	YEAR	RATING	FEATURED BABE	AIR DATES	CHANNELS	REVIEW	PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES	BABE CONTENT WHINNIES
PRINCE OF BEL AIR	1986	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	17	LIFE/LMN
SUDDENLY	1996		KIRSTIEALLEY	20	LIFE/LMN
FOR RICHER OR POORER	1997	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	18	USA
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS	1999	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	27	STZ
cheers	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	3
veronica's closet	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	weekly THURS 9:30PM	NBC	If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again.	1	3
MCBAIN	1991		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	24	WGN
FOR WHICH HE STANDS	1997		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	30	STZ
VENDETTA II: THE NEW MAFIA	1993		CAROLALT	31	USA
TRAPPED IN PARADISE	1994		MADCHENAMICK	8	COM
fantasy island (new)	1998-		MADCHENAMICK	weekly sat 9pm	ABC
LIST	2000	R	MADCHENAMICK	26	TMC
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	GILLIANANDERSON	17	LOVE
xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	SUNDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales?	7	9
xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	DAILY RERUNS	FX	Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness.	6	8
wkrp in cincinnati			LONIANDERSON	reruns	local	Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show.	10	10
LETTER TO THREE WIVES	1985		LONIANDERSON	14	MAX
SORRY, WRONG NUMBER	1989		LONIANDERSON	28	LIFE/LMN
COINS IN THE FOUNTAIN	1990		LONIANDERSON	30	LOVE
DEADLY FAMILY SECRETS	1995		LONIANDERSON	5	LMN/LIFE
SNAPDRAGON	1993	R	PAMELAANDERSON	25	TMC
vip	1998-		PAMELAANDERSON	weekly sun 11pm	FOX
MADE MEN	1999	R	VANESSAANGEL	23	HBO
friends			JENNIFERANISTON	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	9
HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER	1990	NR	JENNIFERANISTON	18	FAM
TIL THERE WAS YOU	1997	PG13	JENNIFERANISTON	12	HBO
OFFICE SPACE	1999	R	JENNIFERANISTON	26	MAX
MY LITTLE ASSASSIN			GABRIELLEANWAR	10	LMN/LIFE
THINGS TO DO IN DENVER... WHEN YOU'RE DEAD	1995	R	GABRIELLEANWAR	27	EXTR
MARS ATTACKS!	1996	PG13	CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	23	TBS/TNT	With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast.	4	6
NOWHERE	1997	R	CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	29	IFC
jesse	1998-		CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	weekly thurs 8:30pm	NBC	Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit!	6	7
married with children	TV	TV	CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini	8	10
RAISE THE TITANIC	1980		ANNEARCHER	30	ENC
TOO SCARED TO SCREAM	1985	R	ANNEARCHER	30	TMC
FATAL ATTRACTION	1987	R	ANNEARCHER	2	WGN
NARROW MARGIN	1990	NR	ANNEARCHER	27	BRAVO	Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted.	8	5
LOVE AT LARGE	1990	NA	ANNEARCHER	7	WGN
AFTER HOURS	1985	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	16	ENC
DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN	1985	PG13	ROSANNAARQUETTE	11	COM	Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level.	0	5
BLACK RAINBOW	1989	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	31	TMC
SWEET REVENGE - 1990	1990		ROSANNAARQUETTE	15	TNT
NOWHERE TO HIDE 1994	1994		ROSANNAARQUETTE	31	FAM
dukes of hazard	TV	TV	CATHERINEBACH	DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
REPLIKATOR	1994		BRIGITTEBAKO	26	TNT/TBS
blossom	TV	TV	MAYIMBALIK	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL
COYOTE UGLY	2000	PG13	TYRABANKS	31	PAY PER VIEW
LIFE SIZE	2000		TYRABANKS	26	DIS
AND GOD CREATED WOMAN	1956	PG	BRIGITTEBARDOT	30	IFC
DEAR BRIGITTE	1965		BRIGITTEBARDOT	14	AMC
SHALAKO	1968	PG	BRIGITTEBARDOT	10	A&E
SWITCH	1991	R	ELLENBARKIN	31	TBS/TNT	Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives	8	10
MAN TROUBLE	1992	PG13	ELLENBARKIN	26	LOVE	Jack Nicholson can't save this one	4	5
THIS BOY'S LIFE	1993	R	ELLENBARKIN	15	MAX
INTO THE WEST	1993	PG	ELLENBARKIN	23	HBO
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS	1999	PG13	ELLENBARKIN	27	STZ
three's company	TV	TV	PRISCILLABARNES	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	6	10
IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES	1984	PG	DREWBARRYMORE	30	LOVE
GUNCRAZY	1992	R	DREWBARRYMORE	24	STZ
BOYS ON THE SIDE	1995	R	DREWBARRYMORE	28	BETM
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU	1997	R	DREWBARRYMORE	27	STZ
HOME FRIES	1998	PG13	DREWBARRYMORE	25	TNT
NEVER BEEN KISSED	1999	PG13	DREWBARRYMORE	31	HBO
NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN	1983	PG	KIMBASINGER	24	FAM	Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond.	3	6
BLIND DATE	1987	PG13	KIMBASINGER	27	ENC
FINAL ANALYSIS	1992	R	KIMBASINGER	26	ENC
REAL MCCOY	1993	PG13	KIMBASINGER	18	USA
BLESS THE CHILD	2000	R	KIMBASINGER	31	PAY PER VIEW
I DREAMED OF AFRICA	2000	PG13	KIMBASINGER	29	HBO
BRIDE	1985	PG13	JENNIFERBEALS	21	MAX
DEAD ON SIGHT	1994	R	JENNIFERBEALS	21	TMC
LET IT BE ME	1995	PG13	JENNIFERBEALS	22	STZ
TWILIGHT OF GOLDS	1997	PG13	JENNIFERBEALS	10	USA
nothing sacred	1998		JENNIFERBEALS	weekly sat 9PM	ABC
TURBULENCE II: FEAR OF FLYING	2000	R	JENNIFERBEALS	28	MAX
SHOOTING FISH	1997	PG	KATEBECKINSALE	4	ROM
BROKEDOWN PALACE	1999	PG13	KATEBECKINSALE	30	HBO	Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini.	7	7
ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS	1999		KATEBECKINSALE	7	HBO
SALEM'S LOT	1979		BONNIEBEDELIA	4	LMN/LIFE
BOY WHO COULD FLY	1986	PG	BONNIEBEDELIA	30	STZ
STRANGER	1987	R	BONNIEBEDELIA	13	HBO
JUDICIAL CONSENT	1994	NR	BONNIEBEDELIA	26	MAX
BAD MANNERS	1997	R	BONNIEBEDELIA	28	TMC
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	BONNIEBEDELIA	31	MAX
head of the class			LESLIEBEGA	reruns	local	Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students	7	8
young and the restless	TV	TV	LAURALEEBELL	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
RANDOM ENCOUNTER	1998		ELIZABETHBERKLEY	29	HBO
DYING TO BE PERFECT: THE ELLEN HART PENA STORY	1996		CRYSTALBERNARD	30	HBO
wings	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	USA	A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club	9	10
happy days	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	8
RACE THE SUN	1996	PG	HALLEBERRY	28	SHO
XMEN	2000	PG13	HALLEBERRY	31	PAY PER VIEW		6	5
BAPS	1997	PG13	HALLYBERRY	8	COM
TAKEN AWAY	1989		VALERIEBERTINELLI	31	LIFE/LMN
SHADES OF GRAY	1992	NR	VALERIEBERTINELLI	31	MYST
MURDER OF INNOCENCE	1993	NR	VALERIEBERTINELLI	6	LMN/LIFE
NIGHT SINS	1997		VALERIEBERTINELLI	20	TNT
one day at a time	TV	TV	VALERIEBERTINELLI	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us!	6	10
MEPHISTO WALTZ	1971		JACQUELINEBISSETT	31	FMC
MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS	1974	PG	JACQUELINEBISSETT	1	TCM
SPIRAL STAIRCASE	1975	NR	JACQUELINEBISSETT	29	MYST
ANNA KARENINA	1985	NR	JACQUELINEBISSETT	22	ROM
ONCE YOU MEET A STRANGER	1996		JACQUELINEBISSETT	20	LMN/LIFE
PARADISE ROAD	1997		CATEBLANCHETT	4	ROM
OSCAR AND LUCINDA	1997	R	CATEBLANCHETT	26	FMC
ELIZABETH	1998	R	CATEBLANCHETT	31	SUND
PUSHING TIN	1999	R	CATEBLANCHETT	23	MAX
LAKE	1997	NR	YASMINEBLEETH	24	FAM
BASEKETBALL	1998	R	YASMINEBLEETH	22	USA
titans	2000	TV	YASMINEBLEETH	WEEKLY WEN 8PM	NBC
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION	1983	NR	CHRISTIEBRINKLEY	24	TBS/TNT	Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight.	3	8
VEGAS VACATION	1997	PG	CHRISTIEBRINKLEY	24	TNT/TBS
working girl tv series	1990		SANDRABULLOCK	IN RERUNS
LOVE POTION NO. 9	1992	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	28	COM
THING CALLED LOVE	1993	NR	SANDRABULLOCK	10	TRIO
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING	1995	PG	SANDRABULLOCK	10	SHO
PRINCE OF EGYPT	1998	PG	SANDRABULLOCK	29	HBO
FORCES OF NATURE	1999	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	30	HBO
SPICEWORLD	1997	PG	EMMABUNTON	29	USA
FIFTYFOUR	1998	R	NEVECAMPBELL	17	FX	If you liked the 70s this movie is for you	5	5
THREE TO TANGO	1999	PG13	NEVECAMPBELL	22	MAX
party of five	TV	TV	NEVECAMPBELL	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap	0	3
angel	1999	tv	CHARISMACARPENTER	weekly tue 9pm	WB
TREACHEROUS	1994	R	TIACARRERE	26	HBO
JURY DUTY	1995	PG13	TIACARRERE	16	TNT/TBS	If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am.
KULL THE CONQUEROR	1997	PG13	TIACARRERE	24	SCIFI
TWENTY DATES	1998	R	TIACARRERE	26	HBO
relic hunter	1999	tv	TIACARRERE	WEEKLY SAT 5PM	WGN/WB
FAMILY BLESSINGS	1997		LYNDACARTER	6	LIFE/LMN
GREMLINS	1984	PG	PHOEBECATES	4	TNT/TBS	Could Phoebe be any cuter? Woulda loved to see her get raped by Stripe, though!	9	8
DROP DEAD FRED	1991	NR	PHOEBECATES	10	TBS/TNT	Phoebe is too cute for words.	6	8
LOST IN SPACE	1998	PG13	LACEYCHABERT	16	TNT
party of five	TV	TV	LACEYCHABERT	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap	0	3
SOME GIRLS 1988	1988	NR	JENNIFERCONNELLY	11	ROM
HOT SPOT	1990		JENNIFERCONNELLY	29	TMC
HEART OF JUSTICE	1993	NR	JENNIFERCONNELLY	18	CRT
HIGHER LEARNING	1995	R	JENNIFERCONNELLY	31	HBO
street	2000		JENNIFERCONNELLY	WED	FOX
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES	1996	R	JENNIFERCOOKE	18	MAX
too close for comfort			LYDIACORNELL	DAILY RERUNS	E!	Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater!	8	10
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	MARISACOUGHLAN	31	SHO	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5	9
wasteland	1999	tv	MARISACOUGHLAN	WEEKLY THURS	ABC
friends			COURTENEYCOX	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	8
seinfeld			COURTENEYCOX	ONE EPISODE	NBC		7	5
OPPOSITE SEX AND HOW TO LIVE WITH THEM	1993	R	COURTENEYCOX	26	MAX
unhappily ever after		TV	NIKKICOX	weekly sun 9:30pm	WB
batman	1968	TV	YVONNECRAIG	in reruns		As a youngster, nothing got me hotter than Batgirl in her spandex. Yvonne, you can rip off my utility belt any day!	9	10
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION	1983	NR	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	24	TBS/TNT	Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight.	3	1
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION	1985	PG13	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	24	TNT/TBS
IN THE MOOD	1987	PG13	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	28	HBO
MENENDEZ: A KILLING IN BEVERLY HILLS PART ONE	1994	NR	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	4	LIFE/LMN
WIDOW'S KISS	1996	R	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	10	TNT
wonder years			OLIVIADABO	RERUNS	NICK		10	9
MIDNIGHT'S CHILD	1992	NR	OLIVIADABO	8	LIFE/LMN
VELOCITY OF GARY	1998	R	OLIVIADABO	16	HBO
ENEMY	2000		OLIVIADABO	20	HBO
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT	1996	PG13	CLAIREDANES	19	ROM
POLISH WEDDING	1998	PG13	CLAIREDANES	31	IFC/BRAVO
MOD SQUAD	1999	R	CLAIREDANES	30	EXTR
BROKEDOWN PALACE	1999	PG13	CLAIREDANES	30	HBO	Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini.	7	8
PATERNITY	1981	PG	BEVERLYDANGELO	15	MAX
CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY	1993		BEVERLYDANGELO	10	LIFE
SWEET TEMPTATION	1996		BEVERLYDANGELO	19	LIFE/LMN
VEGAS VACATION	1997	PG	BEVERLYDANGELO	24	TNT/TBS
NOWHERE	1997	R	BEVERLYDANGELO	29	IFC
clueless			STACEYDASH	ABC TV - LOCAL	ABC TV - LOCAL
MO' MONEY	1992	R	STACEYDASH	25	MAX/BETM
RENAISSANCE MAN	1994	PG13	STACEYDASH	25	HBO	Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene.	7	10
ILLEGAL IN BLUE	1995	R	STACEYDASH	26	FLIX
DEADLY VISION	1997		KRISTINDAVIS	26	LIFE
FACE OF FEAR	1990		PAMDAWBER	31	MYST
mork & mindy	tv		PAMDAWBER	RERUNS	LOCAL
CLOSER AND CLOSER	1996	NR	KIMDELANEY	25	LMN/LIF
DARK TARGETS	2001		KIMDELANEY	7	CBS
nypd blue	TV	NR	KIMDELANEY	weekly TUES 10PM	ABC
TOMBSTONE	1993	R	DANADELANY	31	EXTR
EXIT TO EDEN	1994	R	DANADELANY	16	USA	Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear	0	8
CHOICES OF THE HEART: THE MARGARET SANGER STORY	1995		DANADELANY	17	LMN
RISKY BUSINESS	1983	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	28	HBO/STZ/TMC	Tom Cruise hires a call girl	4	8
SLUGGER'S WIFE	1985	PG13	REBECCADEMORNAY	29	MAX/ENC
FEDS	1988	PG13	REBECCADEMORNAY	23	STZ
NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS	1995	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	28	USA
CON	1997	NR	REBECCADEMORNAY	3	USA
TABLE FOR ONE	1999	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	31	HBO/SHO
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	LAURADERN	30	SUND
HEAD ABOVE WATER	1996	PG13	CAMERONDIAZ	21	MAX	From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day!
VERY BAD THINGS	1998	R	CAMERONDIAZ	30	EXTR
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY	1999	R	CAMERONDIAZ	12	HBO
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH	1999	R	CAMERONDIAZ	27	SHO
RIO BRAVO	1959	NR	ANGIEDICKINSON	25	TBS
LAST CHALLENGE	1967		ANGIEDICKINSON	28	WSTN
DRESSED TO KILL	1980	R	ANGIEDICKINSON	28	FX
bosom buddies		nr	DONNADIXON	tv-reruns	misc	Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever!	9	8
SPEED ZONE	1989		DONNADIXON	29	COM
our house			shannendoherty	reruns		Shannen was a really fine piece of jailbait back when this aired
MALLRATS	1995	R	SHANNENDOHERTY	6	FX
GONE IN THE NIGHT	1996		SHANNENDOHERTY	8	LIFE/LMN
NOWHERE	1997	R	SHANNENDOHERTY	29	IFC
charmed	1998		SHANNENDOHERTY	THUR WEEKLY	WGN	Sexy hexy	5	6
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	SHANNENDOHERTY	RERUNS ONLY	LOCAL	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	7
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL	1989	NA	AMIDOLENZ	24	TBS/TNT
seinfeld			JULIA LOUISDREYFUS	WEEKLY TH 9PM	NBC	Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain"	7	6
BIG NIGHT	1996	R	MINNIEDRIVER	24	LMN/LIF	Yawn	1	1
RETURN TO ME	2000	PG	MINNIEDRIVER	14	PAY PER VIEW
TOWER OF TERROR	1997		KIRSTENDUNST	12	DIS
ALL I WANNA DO	1998	PG13	KIRSTENDUNST	30	STZ
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS	1999	PG13	KIRSTENDUNST	27	STZ
DICK	1999	PG13	KIRSTENDUNST	27	TMC	Guess where I'd like to stick mine? I'll give you a hint: open wide, Kirsten, and say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
VIRGIN SUICIDES	2000	R	KIRSTENDUNST	31	PAY PER VIEW
outer limits - one episode	2000	NR	KIRSTENDUNST	IN RERUNS	LOCAL
e.r. - 2 episodes	NA	NR	KIRSTENDUNST	IN RERUNS
baywatch		TV	NICOLEEGGERT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis?	3	10
BLOWN AWAY	1992	R	NICOLEEGGERT	27	EXTR	Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties.	4	10
PRICE OF KISSING	1997	PG13	NICOLEEGGERT	26	SHO
charles in charge	TV	TV	NICOLEEGGERT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years	3	10
THIS HOUSE POSSESSED	1981		LISAEILBACHER	1	TBS
TEN TO MIDNIGHT	1983	R	LISAEILBACHER	31	WGN/TBS/TNT	Psycho hunts beautiful babes.	4	9
MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND HUMAN	1999	R	CARMENELECTRA	6	MAX
hyperion bay	1999	TV	CARMENELECTRA	WEEKLY MONDAY	WGN
baywatch		TV	ERIKAELENIAK	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis?	3	10
PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY	1995	PG	ERIKAELENIAK	28	HBO
TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD	1996	R	ERIKAELENIAK	7	COM
PANDORA PROJECT	1998	R	ERIKAELENIAK	14	MAX
TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD	1996	R	ANGIEEVERHART	7	COM
RED-HEADED STRANGER	1986	R	MORGANFAIRCHILD	30	TMC
SUBSTITUTE WIFE	1994		FARRAHFAWCETT	29	LIFE/LMN
MAN OF THE HOUSE	1995		FARRAHFAWCETT	11	TMC
APOSTLE	1997	PG13	FARRAHFAWCETT	23	BRAVO
charlie's angels	TV	TV	FARRAHFAWCETT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
NORMA RAE	1979	PG	SALLYFIELD	8	MAX
BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE	1979	PG	SALLYFIELD	23	MAX
PLACES IN THE HEART	1984	PG	SALLYFIELD	10	TBS/TNT/TCM
PUNCHLINE	1988	R	SALLYFIELD	29	MAX/TMC
NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER	1990	NR	SALLYFIELD	25	LIFE
HOMEWARD BOUND: THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY	1993	G	SALLYFIELD	25	DIS
STAR WARS	1977	PG	CARRIEFISHER	9	TBS/TNT/WGN	Sci fi heaven. Carrie plays Princess Lay-her.	9	9
BURBS	1989		CARRIEFISHER	18	FAM
SWEET REVENGE -1990	1990		CARRIEFISHER	15	TNT
POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE	1990	R	CARRIEFISHER	30	HBO/LOV/SHO
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM	1999	PG13	CALISTAFLOCKHART	30	MAX
THINGS YOU CAN TELL JUST BY LOOKING AT HER	2000	PG13	CALISTAFLOCKHART	30	SHO
ally macbeal	TV	TV	CALISTAFLOCKHART	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE	1988	NR	BRIDGETFONDA	27	TBS/TNT
STRAPLESS	1989	R	BRIDGETFONDA	28	ROM
LITTLE BUDDHA	1993	PG	BRIDGETFONDA	26	TRUE
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU	1994		BRIDGETFONDA	31	TBS/TNT	Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda?	8	10
JACKIE BROWN	1997	R	BRIDGETFONDA	4	FX	Boring drug movie, but Bridget looks highly boinkable in a bikini.	2	10
SIMPLE PLAN	1998	R	BRIDGETFONDA	17	SHO
BREAK UP	1998		BRIDGETFONDA	2	MAX
FINDING GRACELAND	1998	PG13	BRIDGETFONDA	22	HBO
LAKE PLACID	1999	R	BRIDGETFONDA	27	HBO
KATE'S ADDICTION	1998	R	FARRAHFORKE	24	HBO
MALLRATS	1995	R	CLAIREFORLANI	6	FX
BOYS AND GIRLS	2000	PG13	CLAIREFORLANI	14	PAY PER VIEW
NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA	1972	G	JODIEFOSTER	25	WAM
HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE	1984	R	JODIEFOSTER	1	BRAVO
BACKTRACK	1991	R	JODIEFOSTER	24	SHO
BETTER OFF DEAD	1985		DIANEFRANKLIN	19	COM
PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY	1995	PG	SADIEFROST	28	HBO
FLYPAPER	1997	R	SADIEFROST	9	HBO
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN	1974	PG	TERIGARR	27	AMC/BRAVO
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND	1977	PG	TERIGARR	30	TCM/TNT	Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes.	9	3
TOOTSIE	1982	PG	TERIGARR	27	HBO	Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag.	10	3
MIRACLES	1984	PG	TERIGARR	29	FLIX			AFTER HOURS	1985	R	TERIGARR	16	ENC
LET IT RIDE	1989	PG13	TERIGARR	30	SHO	How can I not love a horse racing movie?	6	5
STRANGER IN THE FAMILY	1991	NR	TERIGARR	18	WAM
FUGITIVE NIGHTS	1993		TERIGARR	27	LMN/LIFE
PERFECT ALIBI	1994		TERIGARR	22	LIF/LMN
DUMB AND DUMBER	1994		TERIGARR	31	TBS/TNT
DICK	1999	PG13	TERIGARR	27	TMC
LIES OF THE HEART: THE STORY OF LAURIE KELLOGG	1994	NR	JENNIEGARTH	13	LIFE/LMN
FALLING FOR YOU	1995		JENNIEGARTH	9	LMN/LIF
LOSS OF INNOCENCE	1996		JENNIEGARTH	10	LMN/LIFE
MY BROTHER'S WAR	1997	R	JENNIEGARTH	31	HBO/SHO
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	JENNIE GARTH	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
JAWBREAKER	1999	R	REBECCAGAYHEART	28	HBO
wasteland	1999	tv	REBECCAGAYHEART	WEEKLY THURS	ABC
buffy the vampire slayer	TV	TV	SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	WGN	You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...	2	8
CRUEL INTENTIONS	1999	R	SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR	27	HBO/MAX
leeza	TV	TV	LEEZAGIBBONS	WEEKDAYS	LOCAL
Growing Pains			TRACEYGOLD	IN RERUNS	DIS		9	10
FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY	1994		TRACEYGOLD	29	LMN/LIFE
LADY KILLER	1995		TRACEYGOLD	5	LIFE/LMN
SLEEP BABY SLEEP	1995		TRACEYGOLD	25	LIFE/LMN
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET	1998	NR	TRACEYGOLD	17	USA
RAIN MAN	1988	R	VALERIAGOLINO	25	MAX	The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank.	10	7
CLEAN SLATE	1994		VALERIAGOLINO	15	USA
BOOGIE NIGHTS	1997	R	HEATHERGRAHAM	4	FX	This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules!	6	10
NOWHERE	1997	R	HEATHERGRAHAM	29	IFC
LOST IN SPACE	1998	PG13	HEATHERGRAHAM	16	TNT
BOWFINGER	1999	PG13	HEATHERGRAHAM	30	STZ
AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME	1999	PG13	HEATHERGRAHAM	31	ENC
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF	1986	PG13	JENNIFERGREY	18	TNT/TBS	High school as it should be	9	10
DIRTY DANCING	1987		JENNIFERGREY	17	TNT/TBS	It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush.	1	10
WEST SIDE WALTZ	1995		JENNIFERGREY	8	LMN
PORTRAITS OF INNOCENCE	1995		JENNIFERGREY	22	LMN/LIFE
it's like you know	1999	TV	JENNIFERGREY	WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST	ABC
NIGHT MOVES	1975	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	19	ACTN
SOMETHING WILD	1986	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	30	SUND
CHERRY 2000	1988		MELANIEGRIFFITH	3	WGN
WORKING GIRL	1988	NR	MELANIEGRIFFITH	26	FX
STRANGER AMONG US	1992		MELANIEGRIFFITH	5	WGN
CELEBRITY	1998	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	30	ENC
CRAZY IN ALABAMA	1999	PG13	MELANIEGRIFFITH	27	HBO
FOREVER LULU	2000		MELANIEGRIFFITH	28	STZ
CECIL B. DEMENTED	2000	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	31	PAY PER VIEW
head of the class			KHRYSTYNEHAJE	reruns	local	Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students	7	9
our house			deidrehall	reruns
AND THE SEA WILL TELL	1991	NR	DEIDREHALL	23	LMN/LIF
HIGH SPIRITS	1988	PG13	DARYLHANNAH	28	LOVE
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN	1999	PG13	DARYLHANNAH	10	STZ
DIPLOMATIC SIEGE	1999	R	DARYLHANNAH	30	HBO
FIRST TARGET	2000		DARYLHANNAH	27	TBS
buffy the vampire slayer	TV	TV	ALYSONHANNIGAN	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	WGN	You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...	2	8
three's company	TV	TV	JENNILEEHARRISON	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	5	8
SILENCING MARY	1997	NR	MELISSA JOANHART	19	LIFE/LMN
CAN'T HARDLY WAIT	1998		MELISSA JOANHART	11	USA
DRIVE ME CRAZY	1999	PG13	MELISSA JOANHART	27	MAX
sabrina the teenage witch	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	ABC-297	Melissa can ride my broom any day!	6	10
clarissa explains it all	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	IN RERUNS	NIK-961	Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy!	5	10
Knot's Landing			LISAHARTMAN	RERUNS	TV LOCAL		3	10
OPERATION	1990		LISAHARTMAN	10	LMN/LIFE
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON	1996		LISAHARTMAN	6	LMN/LIFE
macgyver			TERIHATCHER	RERUNS
seinfeld			TERIHATCHER	TWO EPISODES, including the finale	NBC	The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes.	7	9
TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY	1996	R	TERIHATCHER	30	USA	worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight	6	8
HEAVEN'S PRISONERS	1996	R	TERIHATCHER	15	TBS/TNT
lois and clark	TV	TV	TERIHATCHER	RERUNS	TNT	Cute Superman for the 90s.	8	10
BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE	1972	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	25	ENC
DOLLARS$	1972	R	GOLDIEHAWN	31	MAX
SUGARLAND EXPRESS	1974	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	31	ROM
DUCHESS AND THE DIRTWATER FOX	1976	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	29	FMC
PRIVATE BENJAMIN	1980	R	GOLDIEHAWN	27	TNT
SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES	1980	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	27	TBS/TNT
BEST FRIENDS	1982	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	9	TBS/TNT	One of the very few Burt Reynolds movies I truly enjoyed - watch for the scene where Goldie Hawn is talking to her mom in the bathroom. Funny as heck!	8	8
BIRD ON A WIRE	1990	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	16	USA
CRISSCROSS	1992	R	GOLDIEHAWN	27	SHO
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU	1997	R	GOLDIEHAWN	27	STZ
OUT-OF-TOWNERS	1999	PG13	GOLDIEHAWN	17	TMC	Quirky but engaging tail of a business trip gone bad	7	5
FOOLS RUSH IN	1997	PG13	SALMAHAYEK	14	LMN/LIF	Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable.	1	7
VELOCITY OF GARY	1998	R	SALMAHAYEK	16	HBO
FIFTYFOUR	1998	R	SALMAHAYEK	17	FX	If you liked the 70s this movie is for you	5	8
DOGMA	1999	R	SALMAHAYEK	22	STZ	Pointless dreck about 2 idiot angels trying to destroy the world. The movie is redeemed, however, by Salma's titulent portrayal of a stripper.	1	9
WILD WILD WEST	1999	PG13	SALMAHAYEK	30	HBO	Salma sure looks good in those tight tops	4	7
CANNONBALL RUN II	1984		MARILUHENNER	17	TNT
JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY	1984	PG13	MARILUHENNER	27	MAX
SMILE LIKE YOURS	1997	R	JILLHENNESSY	29	HBO
JACKIE, ETHEL, JOAN: WOMEN OF CAMELOT	2001		JILLHENNESSY	5	NBC
SPECIES II	1998	R	NATASHAHENSTRIDGE	17	SCIFI
WHOLE NINE YARDS	2000	R	NATASHAHENSTRIDGE	29	HBO
birds of paradise			JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	IN RERUNS		Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty!	2	9
boy meets world - 1 episode	1997		JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	tv-reruns	misc
CAN'T HARDLY WAIT	1998		JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	11	USA
SUBURBANS	1999	R	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	20	MAX
time of your life	1999	tv	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	WEEKLY MON 8PM	FOX
party of five	TV	TV	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her.	0	6
tucker's witch			CATHERINEHICKS	tv-reruns	misc	Crimefighting witch	6	9
RAZOR'S EDGE	1984	PG13	CATHERINEHICKS	31	STZ
PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED	1986		CATHERINEHICKS	31	TNT
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL	1989	NA	CATHERINEHICKS	24	TBS/TNT
SEVENTH heaven	1997-	TV	CATHERINEHICKS	WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM	WGN
DUMB AND DUMBER	1994		LAURENHOLLY	31	TBS/TNT
SMILE LIKE YOURS	1997	R	LAURENHOLLY	29	HBO
ENTROPY	1999	R	LAURENHOLLY	22	HBO
JACKIE, ETHEL, JOAN: WOMEN OF CAMELOT	2001		LAURENHOLLY	5	NBC
dawson's creek	1997-	nr	KATIEHOLMES	tv weekly tues 9PM	WGN	Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!	0	10
GO	1998	R	KATIEHOLMES	6	HBO
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	KATIEHOLMES	31	SHO	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5	9
WAITING TO EXHALE	1995	R	WHITNEYHOUSTON	10	FMC
TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES	1999	R	KATEHUDSON	20	SHO
SWEET REVENGE - 1984	1984		HELENHUNT	17	FMC
GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN	1985		HELENHUNT	31	COM
NEXT OF KIN	1989	R	HELENHUNT	14	ENC
MURDER IN NEW HAMPSHIRE: THE PAMELA SMART STORY	1991		HELENHUNT	24	LIFE
AS GOOD AS IT GETS	1997	PG13	HELENHUNT	11	TBS/TNT
mad about you	TV	TV	HELENHUNT	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it.	4	5
RAISING ARIZONA	1987	NR	HOLLYHUNTER	17	COM
BROADCAST NEWS	1987	R	HOLLYHUNTER	21	ENC
MISS FIRECRACKER	1989	NR	HOLLYHUNTER	2	LIFE/LMN
ONCE AROUND	1991	R	HOLLYHUNTER	14	ENC
WOMAN WANTED	1999	R	HOLLYHUNTER	9	STZ
NIGHTSCARE	1994	R	ELIZABETHHURLEY	27	SHO
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN	1999	PG13	ELIZABETHHURLEY	10	STZ
WATCHER IN WOODS	1981	PG	LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON	31	MYST
WAXWORK	1988		MICHELLEJOHNSON	10	SCIFI
DRIVING ME CRAZY	1991	PG	MICHELLEJOHNSON	29	SHO
WOMAN SCORNED: THE BETTY BRODERICK STORY	1992		MICHELLEJOHNSON	30	LIFE/LMN
FOXFIRE	1996	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	23	LMN/LIFE
BONE COLLECTOR	1999	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	26	BETM
GIRL INTERRUPTED	1999	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	19	MAX
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	17	LOVE
ENTRAPMENT	1999	PG13	CATHERINE ZETAJONES	30	HBO
HAUNTING 1999	1999	PG13	CATHERINE ZETAJONES	29	MAX
AMERICAN ANTHEM	1986	PG13	JANETJONES	31	HBO
PASSION OF DARKLY NOON	1995		ASHLEYJUDD	28	MAX
NORMAL LIFE	1996	R	ASHLEYJUDD	28	HBO
NORMA JEAN & MARILYN	1996	R	ASHLEYJUDD	25	LIFE/LMN
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER	1999	R	ASHLEYJUDD	28	STZ	Pointless crap about a murdering psycho-bitch, but Ashley looks nice undressed!	0	8
NOWHERE	1997	R	STACIKEANAN	29	IFC
step by step	TV	TV	STACIKEANAN	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii.	5	10
ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS	1986		PATSYKENSIT	31	FLIX
TIMEBOMB	1991	R	PATSYKENSIT	8	FLIX
BITTER HARVEST	1993	R	PATSYKENSIT	16	TMC
LOVE AND BETRAYAL: THE MIA FARROW STORY	1995	NR	PATSYKENSIT	4	FMC
SHATTERING THE SILENCE	1993		JOANNAKERNS	28	LMN/LIFE
SEE JANE RUN	1995		JOANNAKERNS	31	LIF/LMN
NO ONE COULD PROTECT HER	1996		JOANNAKERNS	9	LMN/LIFE
Growing Pains			JOANNA KERNS	IN RERUNS	DIS		9	7
SUPERMAN	1978		MARGOTKIDDER	27	AMC
SOME KIND OF HERO	1982	R	MARGOTKIDDER	23	FLIX
SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE	1987	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	10	WGN	Superman saves the world	2	5
PYGMALION	1988		MARGOTKIDDER	19	LOVE
HENRY AND VERLIN	1994	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	19	TRIO
WINDRUNNER	1994		MARGOTKIDDER	20	DIS
FLIRTING	1990	NR	NICOLEKIDMAN	8	ROM	Girls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school.	3	8
DAYS OF THUNDER	1990	NR	NICOLEKIDMAN	11	WGN/TBS
PORTRAIT OF A LADY	1996	PG13	NICOLEKIDMAN	26	TMC
EYES WIDE SHUT	1999	R	NICOLEKIDMAN	31	HBO	REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick.	1	9
HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE	1984	R	NASTASSIAKINSKI	1	BRAVO
PARIS, TEXAS	1984	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	27	FMC
REVOLUTION	1985	PG	NASTASSJAKINSKI	20	MAX
LITTLE BOY BLUE	1997	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	21	MAX
SUSAN'S PLAN	1998	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	28	HBO
friends			LISAKUDRO	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	6
OPPOSITE OF SEX	1998	R	LISAKUDROW	25	BRAVO
ANALYZE THIS	1999	R	LISAKUDROW	31	MAX
SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS	1973		CHERYLLADD	14	USA
PURPLE HEARTS	1984	R	CHERYLLADD	3	MAX
MILLENIUM	1989	NR	CHERYLLADD	28	FMC
FULFILLMENT OF MARY GRAY	1989		CHERYLLADD	5	LIFE/LMN
HAUNTING OF LISA	1996	NR	CHERYLLADD	4	LMN/LIFE
happy days	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	one episode	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	9
charlie's angels	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
LITTLE ROMANCE	1979	PG	DIANELANE	7	TCM
OUTSIDERS	1983	PG	DIANELANE	26	MAX/TMC
COTTON CLUB	1984	R	DIANELANE	29	AMC
POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE	1981	R	JESSICALANGE	28	A&E
TOOTSIE	1982	PG	JESSICALANGE	27	HBO	Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag.	10	9
CRIMES OF THE HEART	1986		JESSICALANGE	27	ENC
EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN	1988	R	JESSICALANGE	30	HBO/STZ
MUSIC BOX	1989	PG13	JESSICALANGE	25	LIFE/LMN
MEN DON'T LEAVE	1990	PG13	JESSICALANGE	26	SHO
COUSIN BETTE	1998	R	JESSICALANGE	22	BRAVO
WOMAN IN RED	1984	PG13	KELLYLEBROCK	7	COM
HARD TO KILL	1990		KELLYLEBROCK	3	TBS
GRANDVIEW USA	1984		JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	29	STZ
MIAMI BLUES	1990	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	24	MAX
DOLORES CLAIBORNE	1995	NR	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	23	TNT/TBS
WASHINGTON SQUARE	1997	PG	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	23	ROM
EXISTENZ	1999	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	22	TMC
DEEP IMPACT	1998	PG13	TEALEONI	4	CBS
naked truth	TV	TV	TEALEONI	MONDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Yawn.	2	5
EXCESSIVE FORCE	1993	NR	CHARLOTTELEWIS	28	BETM
TOO YOUNG TO DIE	1990	NR	JULIETTELEWIS	23	CRT
THAT NIGHT	1992	PG13	JULIETTELEWIS	27	STZ
EVENING STAR	1996	PG13	JULIETTELEWIS	22	TNT
SOME GIRL	1998	R	JULIETTELEWIS	1	MAX
FOURTH FLOOR	1999	R	JULIETTELEWIS	29	MAX
RETURN OF SWAMP THING	1988	PG13	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	25	SHO	If anyone can get a plant hard, our money would be on Heather!	4	6
BODY LANGUAGE	1992	NR	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	17	LIFE
TEXAS JUSTICE	1995		HEATHERLOCKLEAR	6	LIFE/LMN
dynasty	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	DAILY RERUNS	FX
melrose place	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
LIFE SIZE	2000		LINDSAYLOHAN	26	DIS
NIGHT SHIFT	1982	R	SHELLEYLONG	31	STZ/SHO	Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick!	10	9
IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES	1984	PG	SHELLEYLONG	30	LOVE
MONEY PIT	1986	NR	SHELLEYLONG	29	COM	Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing.	8	2
OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE	1987	NR	SHELLEYLONG	18	TNT/TBS
TROOP BEVERLY HILLS	1989	NR	SHELLEYLONG	8	DIS
BRADY BUNCH MOVIE	1995	PG13	SHELLEYLONG	23	MAX
WOMEN OF SPRING BREAK	1995		SHELLEYLONG	21	LIF/LMN
kelly kelly	1998-		SHELLEYLONG	weekly monday 9PM	WGN
cheers	NA	NR	SHELLEYLONG	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	6
BLOOD & WINE	1996	R	JENNIFERLOPEZ	26	BRAVO
OUT OF SIGHT	1998	R	JENNIFERLOPEZ	18	USA
CELL	2000	R	JENNIFERLOPEZ	31	PAY PER VIEW
INTENT TO KILL	1992		TRACILORDS	5	HBO
NOWHERE	1997	R	TRACILORDS	29	IFC
BRIDE IN BLACK	1990		SUSANLUCCI	28	LMN/LIF
CONFESSIONS OF A SORORITY GIRL	1994		JAMIELUNER	13	LMN
profiler	1999	tv	JAMIELUNER	WEEKLY SAT 10PM	NBC
Just The Ten Of Us	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	IN RERUNS	LOCAL		7	10
melrose place	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
LOLITA 1962	1962	NR	SUELYON	14	TCM
SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS	1998	R	NATASHALYONNE	23	BRAVO/IFC	Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons.	6	10
SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE	1989	R	ANDIEMACDOWELL	28	SUND	Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies	7	7
GREEN CARD	1990	NR	ANDIEMACDOWELL	25	HBO
HUDSON HAWK	1991	R	ANDIEMACDOWELL	17	SHO	Better than most box office flops	4	1
GROUNDHOG DAY	1993	PG	ANDIEMACDOWELL	10	TBS/TNT
DECEPTION	1993	PG13	ANDIEMACDOWELL	29	MAX
MICHAEL	1996	PG	ANDIEMACDOWELL	11	TNT/TBS
MUSE	1999	PG13	ANDIEMACDOWELL	29	MAX
DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN	1985	PG13	MADONNA	11	COM	Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script.	0	5
MADONNA: TRUTH OR DARE	1991	R	MADONNA	30	TRUE
LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN	1992	PG	MADONNA	3	TNT/TBS
MADONNA: INNOCENCE LOST	1994	NR	MADONNA	4	FMC
EVITA	1996	PG	MADONNA	5	TNT/TCM
NEXT BEST THING	2000	PG13	MADONNA	31	SHO
ELECTRIC DREAMS	1984	PG	VIRGINIAMADSEN	26	STZ	Guy loves girl, but computer loves guy! A really cute movie - and proof that Virginia can get even a PC drive overly hard.	10	8
SLAM DANCE	1987	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	28	MYST
HOT SPOT	1990		VIRGINIAMADSEN	29	TMC
LOVE KILLS	1991		VIRGINIAMADSEN	13	MAX
BITTER VENGEANCE	1994		VIRGINIAMADSEN	17	TBS/WGN
PROPHECY	1995	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	28	MAX
LEO TOLSTOY'S ANNA KARENINA	1997	PG13	SOPHIEMARCEAU	9	MAX
LOST AND FOUND	1999	PG13	SOPHIEMARCEAU	27	MAX
TRAIN ROBBERS	1973	NR	ANNMARGRET	24	TBS
I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES	1982		ANNMARGRET	24	ROM
NEW LIFE	1988		ANNMARGRET	27	STZ
GRUMPIER OLD MEN	1995	PG13	ANNMARGRET	21	MAX
SEDUCED BY MADNESS: THE DIANE BORCHARDT STORY	1996	NR	ANNMARGRET	30	LMN/LIFE
DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER	1994		KELLIEMARTIN	6	LIFE/LMN
HER HIDDEN TRUTH	1995		KELLIEMARTIN	28	LMN/LIFE
FACE ON THE MILK CARTON	1995		KELLIEMARTIN	11	FAM
HER LAST CHANCE	1996		KELLIEMARTIN	15	LMN/LIFE
POSEIDON ADVENTURE	1972		PAMELA SUEMARTIN	24	ENC/FMC	Any excuse to get Pamela wet!
nancy drew	TV		PAMELA SUEMARTIN	RERUNS		Detective series from back in the 70s or so featuring the supple young Pamela	6	8
dynasty	TV	TV	PAMELA SUEMARTIN	DAILY RERUNS	FX
MARRIED TO IT	1991	R	MARY STUARTMASTERSON	28	TMC
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES	1991		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	20	USA
BENNY & JOON	1993		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	6	LIFE/LMN
BED OF ROSES	1996	PG	MARY STUARTMASTERSON	24	STZ
CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD	1986	R	MARLEEMATLIN	9	TNT/TCM
HEAR NO EVIL	1993		MARLEEMATLIN	25	FX
WHEN JUSTICE FAILS	1998	R	MARLEEMATLIN	11	HBO
IN HER DEFENSE	1998		MARLEEMATLIN	30	MAX/SHO
BASEKETBALL	1998	R	JENNYMCCARTHY	22	USA
brady bunch		nr	MAUREENMCCORMICK	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	9
JAWBREAKER	1999	R	ROSEMCGOWAN	28	HBO
wonder years			DANICAMCKELLAR	RERUNS	NICK	A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence.	10	6
HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER	1990	NR	DANICAMCKELLAR	18	FAM
working - 1 episode	1998		DANICAMCKELLAR	NBC - LOCAL		Any excuse to check out Danica in leather!	5	9
SIRENS 1994	1994	R	ELLEMCPHERSON	25	TRUE
MCHALE'S NAVY	1997		DEBRAMESSING	22	COM
will and grace	1999	tv	DEBRAMESSING	WEEKLY TUE	NBC
COMMANDO	1985	R	ALYSSAMILANO	30	BETM
SPEED ZONE	1989		ALYSSAMILANO	29	COM
CONFESSIONS OF A SORORITY GIRL	1994		ALYSSAMILANO	13	LMN
outer limits - one episode	1995	NR	ALYSSAMILANO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL
FEAR 1996	1996	R	ALYSSAMILANO	29	MYST
spin city - one episode	1997	NR	ALYSSAMILANO	IN RERUNS	ABC	Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie!	2	9
BELOW UTOPIA	1997	R	ALYSSAMILANO	26	MAX	Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped	3	10
charmed	1998		ALYSSAMILANO	THUR WEEKLY	WGN	Sexy hexy	5	7
melrose place	TV	TV	ALYSSAMILANO	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	10
BIG TOP PEE-WEE	1988	PG	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	3	TBS/TNT
FRESHMAN	1990	PG	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	28	ROM	Hysterical tale of blackmarket gourmet delights.	10	5
OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY	1993	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	21	STZ	Danny Devito is a ruthless Wall Street weasel looking to plunder Penelope Ann Miller's company, but his lust for her gets in the way. Highpoint is Danny's take on lawyers: "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads - I've got mine because they've got theirs, but if either one of us uses them we're all fucked."	8	9
HIRED HEART	1997	NR	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	10	LMN/LIFE
LITTLE CITY	1997	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	26	SHO
BREAK UP	1998		PENELOPE ANNMILLER	2	MAX
MARY KAY LETOURNEAU STORY: ALL AMERICAN GIRL	2000		PENELOPE ANNMILLER	17	USA
Knot's Landing			DONNAMILLS	RERUNS	TV LOCAL		3	10
FALSE ARREST	1991		DONNAMILLS	4	LMN/LIF
STEPFORD HUSBANDS	1996		DONNAMILLS	18	LIFE/LMN
SEVENTH heaven	1997-	TV	BEVERLYMITCHELL	WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM	WGN
NO SMALL AFFAIR	1984	R	DEMIMOORE	14	HBO/ENC	A teen photographer falls for the singer he is seeing thru his lens. Demi was still young and tight when she made this flick.	6	8
ST ELMO'S FIRE	1985	R	DEMIMOORE	30	MAX/STZ	Teen bullshit script, but a young n tight Demi straddles a jukebox with unparalled vim and vigor.	0	9
ONE CRAZY SUMMER	1986	PG	DEMIMOORE	25	HBO
SEVENTH SIGN	1988	R	DEMIMOORE	30	STZ/FLIX	The end of the world is upon us.	6	3
GHOST	1990	NR	DEMIMOORE	2	TNT/TBS
IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK	1996	R	DEMIMOORE	26	LIFE/LMN
BENNY & JOON	1993		JULIANNEMOORE	6	LIFE/LMN
BOOGIE NIGHTS	1997	R	JULIANNEMOORE	4	FX	This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin!	6	10
PSYCHO	1998	R	JULIANNEMOORE	25	STZ
END OF THE AFFAIR	1999	R	JULIANNEMOORE	25	MAX
MAGNOLIA	1999	R	JULIANNEMOORE	27	STZ
smart guy	NA	NR	TIA & TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM
sister sister	NA	NR	TIA & TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM
GREEN CARD	1990	NR	BEBENEUWIRTH	25	HBO
GREASE	1978	PG	OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN	17	TBS/TNT	When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex.	8	10
SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS	1998	PG13	JACQUELINEOBRADORS	19	USA	Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho.	8	10
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU	1999	PG13	LARISAOLEYNIK	23	STZ
brady bunch		nr	SUSANOLSEN	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years.	8	1
LAIR OF WHITE WORM	1988	R	CATHERINEOXENBERG	24	SUND
SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE	1998	R	GWYNETHPALTROW	29	ENC
JANE EYRE 1995	1995		ANNAPAQUIN	29	LOVE
HURLYBURLY	1998	R	ANNAPAQUIN	9	STZ
XMEN	2000	PG13	ANNAPAQUIN	31	PAY PER VIEW	If you liked the comic book you'll love this. An OK flick for everyone.	6	6
GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN	1985		SARAH JESSICAPARKER	31	COM
IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE CHILDREN	1992	NR	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	14	LIFE/LMN
STRIKING DISTANCE	1993	R	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	31	HBO/STZ/SHO
HOCUS POCUS	1993	PG	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	22	HBO	Sarah casts her spell - she can ride my broom any day!	7	7
ED WOOD	1994	R	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	15	MAX
MIAMI RHAPSODY	1995		SARAH JESSICAPARKER	3	COM
MARS ATTACKS!	1996	PG13	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	23	TBS/TNT	With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast.	4	4
TIL THERE WAS YOU	1997	PG13	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	12	HBO
sex and the city	1998		SARAH JESSICAPARKER	weekly series	HBO
TOWER OF TERROR	1997		NIAPEEPLES	12	DIS
COYOTE UGLY	2000	PG13	PIPERPERABO	31	PAY PER VIEW
FEARLESS	1993	R	ROSIEPEREZ	28	ENC
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU	1994		ROSIEPEREZ	31	TBS/TNT	Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda?	8	10
TWENTY FOUR HOUR WOMAN	1999	R	ROSIEPEREZ	13	SHO
JERK	1979		BERNADETTEPETERS	31	TBS/TNT
PINK CADILLAC	1989		BERNADETTEPETERS	1	TBS/TNT
CAN'T BUY ME LOVE	1987	PG13	AMANDAPETERSON	13	TBS/TNT
WINDRUNNER	1994		AMANDAPETERSON	20	DIS
HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS	1980	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	25	MAX
GREASE 2	1982	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	10	TBS/TNT	The epitomy of god awful sequels	0	3
LADYHAWKE	1985	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	30	FLIX/LOVE
INTO THE NIGHT	1985	NR	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	4	AMC
SWEET LIBERTY	1986	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	21	FX
WITCHES OF EASTWICK	1987	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	18	ENC
FABULOUS BAKER BOYS	1989	NR	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	2	FMC
FRANKIE AND JOHNNY	1991	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	22	TRIO
LOVE FIELD	1992		MICHELLEPFEIFFER	1	TRIO
AGE OF INNOCENCE	1993	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	30	HBO/ENC/TMC
WOLF	1994	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	21	HBO
PRINCE OF EGYPT	1998	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	29	HBO
STORY OF US	1999	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	26	SHO
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM	1999	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	30	MAX
DEEP END OF THE OCEAN	1999	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	28	HBO
WHAT LIES BENEATH	2000	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	31	PAYPERVIEW
CADDYSHACK II	1988	PG	CHYNNAPHILLIPS	27	MAX
BETWEEN LOVE AND HONOR	1995		MARIAPITILLO	12	LMN
DIFFERENT STROKES: STORY OF JACK AND JILL... AND JILL	1997	R	DANAPLATO	16	MAX
different strokes	NA	NR	DANAPLATO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me!	1	8
brady bunch		nr	EVEPLUMB	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	5
STRANGER AMONG US	1992		TRACYPOLLAN	5	WGN
HER ALIBI	1989		PAULINAPORISKOVA	23	LOVE
LONG TIME SINCE	1997		PAULINAPORISKOVA	20	SHO
WEDDING BELL BLUES	1996	R	PAULINAPORIZKOVA	31	LIF/LMN
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS	1996	R	NATALIEPORTMAN	12	COM
MARS ATTACKS!	1996	PG13	NATALIEPORTMAN	23	TBS/TNT	With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast.	4	5
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	NATALIEPORTMAN	31	MAX
that 70's show	1998	tv	LAURAPREPON	WEEKLY SUN 830PM	FOX
MISCHIEF	1985	R	KELLYPRESTON	31	MAX	Kelly shows us her hidden assets!	4	10
TWINS	1988	PG	KELLYPRESTON	31	TNT/TBS	Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly?	8	10
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	KELLYPRESTON	30	SUND
JACK FROST 1998	1998	PG	KELLYPRESTON	31	HBO
HOLY MAN	1998	PG13	KELLYPRESTON	31	BETM
FOR LOVE OF THE GAME	1999	PG13	KELLYPRESTON	24	STZ
BLIND WITNESS	1989	NR	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	12	LIFE/LMN
SEDUCTION: THREE TALES FROM THE INNER SANCTUM	1992		VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	26	MYST
BEYOND OBSESSION	1994	NR	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	26	LIFE/LMN
titans	2000	TV	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	WEEKLY WEN 8PM	NBC
dallas	TV	TV	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
OPPOSITE OF SEX	1998	R	CHRISTINARICCI	25	BRAVO
TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES	1999	R	CHRISTINARICCI	20	SHO
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS	1999	PG13	DENISERICHARDS	27	STZ
TAIL LIGHTS FADE	1999	R	DENISERICHARDS	30	HBO
RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN	1978	G	KIMRICHARDS	26	DIS
chips - 1 episode	NA	NR	KIMRICHARDS	IN RERUNS		Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim?	1	8
COYOTE UGLY	2000	PG13	LEANNRIMES	31	PAY PER VIEW
TEMPEST	1982	PG	MOLLYRINGWALD	18	ROM
BREAKFAST CLUB	1985	NR	MOLLYRINGWALD	31	TBS/TNT	Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp.	9	7
PRETTY IN PINK	1986	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	4	TBS/TNT
PICK-UP ARTIST	1987	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	2	ROM
FRESH HORSES	1988	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	29	ROM	As long as the fillies are fresh!
SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR: THE ALISON GERTZ STORY	1992	NR	MOLLYRINGWALD	8	LIF/LMN
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	31	SHO	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5	1
MYSTIC PIZZA	1988	R	JULIAROBERTS	25	ROM
SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY	1991	R	JULIAROBERTS	30	HBO
DYING YOUNG	1991		JULIAROBERTS	24	MAX
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU	1997	R	JULIAROBERTS	27	STZ
STEPMOM	1998	PG13	JULIAROBERTS	31	SHO
RUNAWAY BRIDE	1999	PG	JULIAROBERTS	27	SHO
ERIN BROCKOVICH	1999	R	JULIAROBERTS	31	STZ
BEASTMASTER	1982	NR	TANYAROBERTS	16	TBS/TNT	Beautiful girl has Doctor Dolittle-like powers. Tanya - you can master my beast any day.	3	10
charlie's angels	TV	TV	TANYAROBERTS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME	1987	R	MIMIROGERS	2	TBS	Mimi is under police protection, and ends up under her protector!	5	9
LADYKILLER	1992	NR	MIMIROGERS	16	LMN/LIFE
THOSE BEDROOM EYES	1993		MIMIROGERS	25	CRT
LOST IN SPACE	1998	PG13	MIMIROGERS	16	TNT
XMEN	2000	PG13	REBECCAROMIJN	31	PAY PER VIEW		6	3
BABYSITTER'S SEDUCTION	1996		KERIRUSSELL	18	LIFE/LMN
EIGHT DAYS A WEEK	1997	R	KERIRUSSELL	28	MAX
felicity	1998	TV	KERIRUSSELL	TUES WEEKLY	WB
star trek voyager	1999		JERIRYAN	WEEKLY LOCAL	WB
ARMED AND DANGEROUS	1986	PG13	MEGRYAN	27	HBO/ENC
INNERSPACE	1987	NR	MEGRYAN	8	FAM	Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space!	7	8
PROMISED LAND	1988	R	MEGRYAN	16	ENC
PRELUDE TO A KISS	1992	PG13	MEGRYAN	26	MAX	Cute romance story costarring Alec Baldwin	7	9
SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE	1993	PG	MEGRYAN	31	SHO
IQ	1994	PG	MEGRYAN	31	MAX
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN	1994	R	MEGRYAN	13	TNT/TBS
BEETLEJUICE	1988		WINONARYDER	4	TNT	Michael Keaton is superb!	9	8
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE	1989	NR	WINONARYDER	18	WGN	Jerry Lee is another personal hero!	8	7
WELCOME HOME ROXY CARMICHAEL	1990		WINONARYDER	21	COM
AGE OF INNOCENCE	1993	R	WINONARYDER	30	HBO/ENC/TMC
REALITY BITES	1994	PG13	WINONARYDER	24	TRIOSTZ
HOW TO MAKE AN AMERICAN QUILT	1995	PG13	WINONARYDER	23	ENC	Coming of age pains.	3	6
CELEBRITY	1998	R	WINONARYDER	30	ENC
GIRL INTERRUPTED	1999	R	WINONARYDER	19	MAX
AUTUMN IN NEW YORK	2000	PG13	WINONARYDER	31	PAY PER VIEW
dynasty	TV	TV	EMMA SAMMS	DAILY RERUNS	FX
SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE	1989	R	LAURASAN GIACOMO	28	SUND	Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies	7	9
QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER	1990	PG13	LAURASAN GIACOMO	31	TMC
ONCE AROUND	1991	R	LAURASAN GIACOMO	14	ENC
just shoot me	TV	TV	LAURASAN GIACOMO	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream.	9	8
LEGEND	1985	NR	MIASARA	31	SCIFI/USA
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF	1986	PG13	MIASARA	18	TNT/TBS	High school as it should be	9	10
QUEENIE	1987		MIASARA	25	ROM
TEMPEST	1982	PG	SUSANSARANDON	18	ROM
WITCHES OF EASTWICK	1987	R	SUSANSARANDON	18	ENC
SWEET HEARTS DANCE	1988	R	SUSANSARANDON	31	LOVE/FLIX
SAFE PASSAGE	1994		SUSANSARANDON	31	LIFE/LMN
TWILIGHT	1998	R	SUSANSARANDON	28	CBS
STEPMOM	1998	PG13	SUSANSARANDON	31	SHO
EARTHLY POSSESSIONS	1999	R	SUSANSARANDON	29	HBO
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	SUSANSARANDON	31	MAX
LAST FLING	1987		CONNIESELECCA	7	LIFE/LMN
PEOPLE LIKE US	1990		CONNIESELECCA	18	CRT
hotel			CONNIESELLECCA	IN RERUNS
greatest american hero			CONNIESELLECCA	RERUNS	LOCAL	really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book.	10	7
HOUSE OF SECRETS AND LIES	1992		CONNIESELLECCA	1	LMN/LIFE
SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING BLUE	1997		CONNIESELLECCA	11	LIF/LMN
DOOMSDAY ROCK	1997	NR	CONNIESELLECCA	22	FAM
SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL	1989	R	JOANSEVERANCE	24	COM
BIRD ON A WIRE	1990	NR	JOANSEVERANCE	16	USA
PROFILE FOR MURDER	1997	NR	JOANSEVERANCE	2	MAX
WHITE RAVEN	1998	R	JOANSEVERANCE	23	MAX
new love boat	1998-		JOANSEVERANCE	weekly sat 9PM	WGN
dr. quinn, medicine woman		TV	JANESEYMOUR	WEEKLY SAT 8PM	CBS
OH, HEAVENLY DOG!	1980	NR	JANESEYMOUR	25	FAM
SCARLET PIMPERNEL	1982		JANESEYMOUR	4	ROM
SUN ALSO RISES	1984	NR	JANESEYMOUR	24	ROM
ONASSIS: THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD	1988		JANESEYMOUR	31	TRUE
ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT?	1992	NR	JANESEYMOUR	25	MYST
ENSLAVEMENT	2000		JANESEYMOUR	22	SHO
BREAKFAST CLUB	1985	NR	ALLYSHEEDY	31	TBS/TNT	Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp.	9	7
SHORT CIRCUIT	1990		ALLYSHEEDY	15	DIS	A robot has a hard-on for Ally!	9	8
HIGH ART	1998	R	ALLYSHEEDY	24	BRAVO
MACON COUNTY JAIL	1998	R	ALLYSHEEDY	28	MAX/EXTR
DAISY MILLER	1974		CYBILLSHEPHERD	20	AMC
TEXASVILLE	1990		CYBILLSHEPHERD	3	WGN
ONCE UPON A CRIME	1992	NR	CYBILLSHEPHERD	21	TMC
STORMY WEATHERS	1992	NR	CYBILLSHEPHERD	10	LIF/LMN
TELLING SECRETS	1993		CYBILLSHEPHERD	18	LIFE/LMN
moonlighting	1996	TV	CYBILLSHEPHERD	RERUNS	LOCAL	Perhaps the finest comedic detective series of all time - Bruce Willis & Cybill put on a great show!	10	8
cybill	TV	TV	CYBILLSHEPHERD	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	2
SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER	1992		NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	19	LIF/LMN		4	10
SPIRAL STAIRCASE	2000		NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	23	FAM
suddenly susan		TV	BROOKESHIELDS	WEEKLY MON 8pm	NBC	Suddenly stupid	1	3
SPEED ZONE	1989		BROOKESHIELDS	29	COM
SEVENTH FLOOR	1994		BROOKESHIELDS	31	LIFE
RUNNING WILD	1995	PG	BROOKESHIELDS	18	WAM
FREEWAY	1996	R	BROOKESHIELDS	29	FX
NOTHING LASTS FOREVER	1998	NR	BROOKESHIELDS	3	LIFE/LMN
BACHELOR	1999	PG13	BROOKESHIELDS	23	STZ
ALMOST PERFECT BANK ROBBERY	1999		BROOKESHIELDS	22	LMN
COCKTAIL	1988	R	ELISABETHSHUE	24	MAX	Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me.	1	8
COUSIN BETTE	1998	R	ELISABETHSHUE	22	BRAVO
MOLLY	1999	PG13	ELISABETHSHUE	28	TMC
CRUSH	1993	R	ALICIASILVERSTONE	26	ENC	Alicia plays a teenage vixen with a crush on her older neighbor - he needs lots of cold showers to avoid the jailbait temptress. Pay close attention and Alicia will bless you with a full frontal.	7	10
BLAST FROM THE PAST	1999	PG13	ALICIASILVERSTONE	28	ENC
LOVE'S LABOUR'S LOST	2000	PG	ALICIASILVERSTONE	31	PAYPERVIEW
LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN	1985	PG13	HELENSLATER	18	MAX
RUTHLESS PEOPLE	1986	R	HELENSLATER	18	TBS/TNT	Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler.	9	4
sweet justice			ALLISONSMITH	RERUNS	LOCAL
spy game	1996-		ALLISONSMITH	reruns	LOCAL	God - Allison looked great in leather!	5	9
working - 1 episode	1997		ALLISONSMITH	NBC - LOCAL		Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment	5	7
SWITCHBACK	1997	R	ALLISONSMITH	29	MAX	Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho.	7	7
michael hayes	1998	NR	ALLISONSMITH	one episode	CBS
buddy faro	1998-		ALLISONSMITH	weekly fri 9pm	CBS	A yawner so far	1	5
west wing	1999-2000		ALLISONSMITH	WED	NBC	I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed.	0	1
kate and allie	TV	TV	ALLISONSMITH	DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm	E!	I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted.	8	10
REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE	1987	PG13	COURTNEY THORNSMITH	14	COM
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD	1998	PG13	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	28	USA
ally macbeal	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
melrose place	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	9
LIES BEFORE KISSES	1991		JACLYNSMITH	12	LMN/LIF
CRIES UNHEARD: THE DONNA YAKLICH STORY	1993		JACLYNSMITH	11	LIFE/LMN
MARRIED TO A STRANGER	1997		JACLYNSMITH	10	FAM
FREEFALL	1999		JACLYNSMITH	21	FAM
EYES WIDE SHUT	1999	R	LEELEESOBIESKI	31	HBO	REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick.	1	9
NEVER BEEN KISSED	1999	PG13	LEELEESOBIESKI	31	HBO
HERE ON EARTH	2000	PG13	LEELEESOBIESKI	31	HBO
solid gold			SOLID GOLD DANCERS	reruns	VH1	Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either!	10	10
NOTHING PERSONAL	1980	PG	SUZANNESOMERS	28	SHO
EXCLUSIVE	1992	NR	SUZANNESOMERS	20	LMN/LIFE
candid camera	1998-	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM	CBS
three's company	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	7	10
step by step	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing	5	5
MIGHTY APHRODITE	1995	R	MIRASORVINO	24	ENC	Mira is a hooker - I've had dreams like this!	5	9
NORMA JEAN & MARILYN	1996	R	MIRASORVINO	25	LIFE/LMN
MIMIC	1997	R	MIRASORVINO	24	USA/SCIFI	Mira fights some bad ass bugs.	7	6
LULU ON THE BRIDGE	1998	PG13	MIRASORVINO	26	HBO
GREAT GATSBY	2000		MIRASORVINO	2	A&E
DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER	1994		TORISPELLING	6	LIFE/LMN
MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER?	1996	NR	TORISPELLING	6	LIFE/LMN
COED CALL GIRL	1996		TORISPELLING	15	HBO
ALIBI	1997		TORISPELLING	22	LIFE/LMN
PERPETRATORS OF THE CRIME	1998		TORISPELLING	26	MAX/EXTR
TRICK	1999	R	TORISPELLING	29	STZ
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TORISPELLING	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
DOWN TO YOU	1999	PG13	JULIASTILES	11	STZ
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU	1999	PG13	JULIA STILES	23	STZ
TEN	1979	R	DEE WALLACESTONE	30	USA
HOWLING	1981	R	DEE WALLACESTONE	25	ENC
INVISIBLE MOM	1996	PG	DEE WALLACESTONE	27	STZ
IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES	1984	PG	SHARONSTONE	30	LOVE
SCISSORS	1991	R	SHARONSTONE	30	TMC
BASIC INSTINCT	1992	R	SHARONSTONE	2	TBS	If you like Sharon, this movie will satisfy you - otherwise it is kind of dumb.	4	6
QUICK AND DEAD	1995		SHARONSTONE	22	TNT/TBS
MUSE	1999	PG13	SHARONSTONE	29	MAX
ZENON: GIRL OF THE 21ST CENTURY	1999	G	KIRSTENSTORMS	30	DIS
ZENON: THE ZEQUEL	2001		KIRSTENSTORMS	9	DIS	Fuck it - jailbait Kirsten cut her hair.
STAKEOUT	1987	R	MADELEINESTOWE	31	MAX	Richard Dreyfuss & Emelio Estevez are 2 cops on stakeout spying on Madeleine - Richard can't help but letting his little head get ahead of his big one.	7	9
TWO JAKES	1990	R	MADELEINESTOWE	17	AMC
LAST OF MOHICANS	1992	R	MADELEINESTOWE	31	HBO
BLINK	1993	NR	MADELEINESTOWE	20	TNT
CHINA MOON	1994	R	MADELEINESTOWE	26	FLIX
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	MADELEINESTOWE	17	LOVE
GENERAL'S DAUGHTER	1999	R	MADELEINESTOWE	30	TMC
AMERICAN BEAUTY	1999	R	MENASUVARI	25	MAX	Engaging tale of Kevin Spacey's midlife crisis - makes me wanna go out and buy a weightbench. Mena sizzles. Only drawback is a really depressing ending.	7	9
LOSER	2000	PG13	MENASUVARI	22	PAY PER VIEW
BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER	1992	NR	KRISTYSWANSON	15	FX	How this movie became a series mystifies me	2	8
CHASE 1994	1994		KRISTYSWANSON	25	FX	Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun.	8	8
EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG	1996	R	KRISTYSWANSON	28	COM	good date movie for Medusa	7	4
early edition	1998	tv	KRISTYSWANSON	SAT WEEKLY	CBS
BIG DADDY	1999	PG13	KRISTYSWANSON	28	MAX
Grapevine	2000	TV	KRISTYSWANSON	WEEKLY MON	CBS
TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY	1996	R	CHARLIZETHERON	30	USA	worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight	6	8
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE	1997	R	CHARLIZETHERON	15	TNT/TBS	All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES!	7	9
CIDER HOUSE RULES	1999	PG13	CHARLIZETHERON	30	STZ
REINDEER GAMES	2000	R	CHARLIZETHERON	20	SHO
SHE FOUGHT ALONE	1995	NR	TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN	10	LIF/LMN
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	6
ZAPPED	1982	R	HEATHERTHOMAS	4	COM
young and the restless	TV	TV	MELODYTHOMAS	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
ALL THE RIGHT MOVES	1983	R	LEATHOMPSON	22	HBO	Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE!	1	9
BACK TO THE FUTURE	1985	NR	LEATHOMPSON	4	TBS/TNT	Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress	10	8
STOLEN BABIES	1992	NR	LEATHOMPSON	20	LIFE/LMN
SUBSTITUTE WIFE	1994		LEATHOMPSON	29	LMN/LIFE
caroline in the city	TV	TV	LEATHOMPSON	SYNDICATION	LOCAL	Richard makes this show!	8	1
ROBIN HOOD	1991	NA	UMATHURMAN	30	WGN/TBS
FINAL ANALYSIS	1992	R	UMATHURMAN	26	ENC
MAD DOG AND GLORY	1993	NR	UMATHURMAN	15	TRIO	Bill Murray is Uma's pimp - he's had dreams like this I'd bet!	7	8
MONTH BY THE LAKE	1995	PG	UMATHURMAN	31	HBO
TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS	1996	PG13	UMATHURMAN	7	FAM
SWEET AND LOWDOWN	1999	PG13	UMATHURMAN	31	MAX
dallas	TV	TV	CHARLENETILTON	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
happy days	TV	TV	CHARLENETILTON	one episode	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	9
MY COUSIN VINNY	1992	NR	MARISATOMEI	11	FX	Joes Pesci is AWESOME in a very well written & acted laughfest. Someone shoot that damn owl!	10	9
ONLY YOU	1994	PG	MARISATOMEI	27	SHO
SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS	1998	R	MARISATOMEI	23	BRAVO/IFC	Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons.	6	10
RETROACTIVE	1996	R	KYLIETRAVIS	27	MAX
SANCTUARY	1997	NR	KYLIETRAVIS	31	MAX
THREE MEN AND A BABY	1987	PG	NANCYTRAVIS	25	TNT
work with me	1999		NANCYTRAVIS	CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED	CBS
ENCINO MAN	1992		ROBINTUNNEY	18	TBS/WGN	If you can endure Pauly Shore just to see Robin, then you ARE heavily addicted.
JULIAN PO	1997	PG13	ROBINTUNNEY	18	IFC
END OF DAYS	1999	R	ROBINTUNNEY	31	STZ	Fairly entertaining end-of-world good vs. evil action flick with good ol Arnie saving the planet from devil incarnate Gabrielle Byrne. Robin Tunney plays the delicious biscuit the devil needs to plant his seed in to bring about Armageddon.	6	7
LAST CALL	1990	R	SHANNONTWEED	7	TMC
NIGHTFIRE	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	26	TMC
SCORNED	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	5	SHO
ASSAULT ON DEVIL'S ISLAND	1997		SHANNONTWEED	26	TNT
FORBIDDEN SINS	1998	R	SHANNONTWEED	24	TMC
EMPIRE RECORDS	1995	PG13	LIVTYLER	10	ENC
ONEGIN	1999	R	LIVTYLER	30	STZ
COOKIE'S FORTUNE	1999	PG13	LIVTYLER	31	HBO
SURVIVORS	1983	R	KRISTENVIGARD	23	HBO	Robin Williams is his usual riotous self as a militant bent on protecting himself from the end of the world and from a dimestore robber he can identify. Walter Matthau is a fine sidekick, and speaking of FINE - check out the incredibly fuckable underage redheaded ass on KRISTEN!	8	10
AND THE SEA WILL TELL	1991	NR	RACHELWARD	23	LMN/LIF
step by step	TV	TV	ANGELAWATSON	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt.	5	10
ALIEN	1979	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	10	SCIFI	Will keep you glued to your chair	9	3
GHOSTBUSTERS	1984	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	29	MAX/BETM	Amusing tale of paranormal strife.	8	5
WORKING GIRL	1988	NR	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	26	FX
GHOSTBUSTERS II	1989	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	30	MAX/TMC	Somewhat less amusing tale of paranormal strife.	5	3
FOURTEEN92: CONQUEST OF PARADISE	1992	PG13	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	30	BRAVO
ALIEN 3	1992	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	29	BETM/FMC
DEATH AND THE MAIDEN	1994	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	31	IFC	Cool tormented-becomes-tormentor tale	9	5
SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR	1997	NR	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	9	USA/SCIFI
GALAXY QUEST	1999	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	30	MAX
ONE MILLION YEARS B.C.	1966		RAQUELWELCH	11	AMC
FATHOM	1967	NR	RAQUELWELCH	23	FMC
THREE MUSKETEERS (1974)	1973	PG	RAQUELWELCH	5	AMC
SCANDAL IN A SMALL TOWN	1988		RAQUELWELCH	12	LIFE
TORCH SONG	1993	NR	RAQUELWELCH	22	LMN
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD	1998	PG13	RAQUELWELCH	28	USA
RALLY ROUND THE FLAG, BOYS	1958		TUESDAYWELD	23	FMC
LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR	1977	R	TUESDAYWELD	26	BRAVO
AUTHOR! AUTHOR!	1982	PG	TUESDAYWELD	22	HBO
dawson's creek	1997-	nr	MICHELLEWILLIAMS	tv weekly tues 9PM	WGN	Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!	0	10
DICK	1999	PG13	MICHELLEWILLIAMS	27	TMC
ERASER	1996	R	VANESSAWILLIAMS	25	CBS	Go get 'em Arnie!	8	3
NOTHING LASTS FOREVER	1998	NR	VANESSAWILLIAMS	3	LIFE/LMN
SHAFT	2000	R	VANESSAWILLIAMS	31	PAY PER VIEW
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT	1983	PG	DEBRAWINGER	31	ENC/TMC
BLACK WIDOW	1987	R	DEBRAWINGER	18	ENC
FORGET PARIS	1995	PG13	DEBRAWINGER	10	TBS/TNT
MIKE'S MURDER	1984	R	DEBRA WINGER	8	TNT
HAMLET	1996	PG13	KATEWINSLET	13	TCM
JUDE	1996	R	KATEWINSLET	12	ROM
HIDEOUS KINKY	1998	R	KATEWINSLET	28	SHO
HOLY SMOKE	1999	R	KATEWINSLET	23	STZ
FAR OFF PLACE	1993		REESEWITHERSPOON	24	MAX
FEAR 1996	1996	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	29	MYST
FREEWAY	1996	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	29	FX
TWILIGHT	1998	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	28	CBS
PLEASANTVILLE	1998	PG13	REESEWITHERSPOON	22	ENC
BEST LAID PLANS	1999	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	27	MAX
ELECTION	1999	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	31	FLIX	With Reese around, an eRection is more likely
CRUEL INTENTIONS	1999	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	27	HBO/MAX
DISAPPEARANCE OF VONNIE	1994		ALICIAWITT	16	TRUE
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	ALICIAWITT	30	SUND
cybill	TV	TV	ALICIAWITT	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	8
STRIPES	1981		SEANYOUNG	18	COM
BLADERUNNER	1982	R	SEANYOUNG	24	USA/SCIFI
COUSINS	1989	PG13	SEANYOUNG	31	TNT
ONCE UPON A CRIME	1992	NR	SEANYOUNG	21	TMC
EVERYTHING TO GAIN	1996		SEANYOUNG	16	LMN/LIF
PROPRIETOR	1996	R	SEANYOUNG	31	HBO
BACHELOR	1999	PG13	RENEEZELLWEGER	23	STZ
ME MYSELF & IRENE	2000	R	RENEEZELLWEGER	31	PAY PER VIEW
FLY II	1989	R	DAPHNEZUNIGA	27	MYST
spin city - one episode	1997	NR	DAPHNEZUNIGA	IN RERUNS	ABC

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