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SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.

We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?

Listings below are for April, 2001:

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TITLE	YEAR	RATING	FEATURED BABE	AIR DATES	CHANNELS	REVIEW	PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES	BABE CONTENT WHINNIES
MADHOUSE	1990	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	14	COM
VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED	1995	R	KIRSTIEALLEY	24	USA
RADIANT CITY	1996		KIRSTIEALLEY	8	LMN
cheers	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	3
veronica's closet	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	weekly THURS 9:30PM	NBC	If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again.	1	3
MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON	1984	R	MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	24	MAX	Robin Williams is a Russian who defects in bloomingdales	6	8
RUNNING MAN	1987	R	MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	19	TNT/TBS	Richard Dawson plays an evil game show host (a real stretch) where the stakes are Arnold Schwarzenegger's life. A good action packed flick, and Maria looks great in spandex!	8	6
PREDATOR 2	1990		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	28	FMC
SUDDEN TERROR: THE HIJACKING OF SCHOOLBUS 17	1996		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	3	LMN/LIFE
FOR WHICH HE STANDS	1997		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	26	EXTR
LOVE, CHEAT & STEAL	1993		MADCHENAMICK	30	MYST
TWIST OF FATE	1997		MADCHENAMICK	30	LIFE
HUNTED 1998	1998	NR	MADCHENAMICK	28	USA
fantasy island (new)	1998-		MADCHENAMICK	weekly sat 9pm	ABC
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	GILLIANANDERSON	23	STZ
xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	SUNDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales?	7	9
xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	DAILY RERUNS	FX	Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness.	6	8
wkrp in cincinnati			LONIANDERSON	reruns	local	Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show.	10	10
SNAPDRAGON	1993	R	PAMELAANDERSON	27	EXTR
vip	1998-		PAMELAANDERSON	weekly sun 11pm	FOX
MADE MEN	1999	R	VANESSAANGEL	26	HBO
friends			JENNIFERANISTON	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	9
HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER	1990	NR	JENNIFERANISTON	29	FAM
TIL THERE WAS YOU	1997	PG13	JENNIFERANISTON	30	HBO
PICTURE PERFECT	1997	PG13	JENNIFERANISTON	2	ABC	Too bad no one overexposed the film.	2	6
OFFICE SPACE	1999	R	JENNIFERANISTON	22	MAX
FOR LOVE OR MONEY	1993	PG	GABRIELLEANWAR	28	USA
jesse	1998-		CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	weekly thurs 8:30pm	NBC	Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit!	6	7
married with children	TV	TV	CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini	8	10
LIFEGUARD	1976	PG	ANNEARCHER	22	MAX
PARADISE ALLEY	1978		ANNEARCHER	21	BRAVO
HERO AT LARGE	1980	PG	ANNEARCHER	13	STZ	For some silly reason, I dug this tale of a bankrupt wanna-be-superman.	8	3
TOO SCARED TO SCREAM	1985	R	ANNEARCHER	9	FLIX
DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN	1985	PG13	ROSANNAARQUETTE	20	COM	Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level.	0	5
AVIATOR	1985		ROSANNAARQUETTE	16	TNT
AFTER HOURS	1985	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	30	IFC
NOBODY'S FOOL 1986	1986	PG13	ROSANNAARQUETTE	27	LOVE
BLACK RAINBOW	1989	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	10	SHO/TMC
IN THE DEEP WOODS	1992		ROSANNAARQUETTE	18	LIFE
LINGUINI INCIDENT	1992	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	9	WE
NOWHERE TO RUN	1993	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	30	TBS/TNT
I'M LOSING YOU	1998	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	25	HBO
dukes of hazard	TV	TV	CATHERINEBACH	DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
blossom	TV	TV	MAYIMBALIK	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL
COYOTE UGLY	2000	PG13	TYRABANKS	30	PAY PER VIEW
LIFE SIZE	2000		TYRABANKS	6	DIS
AND GOD CREATED WOMAN	1956	PG	BRIGITTEBARDOT	26	WE
DEAR BRIGITTE	1965		BRIGITTEBARDOT	2	AMC
EDDIE AND THE CRUISERS	1983		ELLENBARKIN	1	TBS/TNT
DESERT BLOOM	1986		ELLENBARKIN	23	HBO
MADE IN HEAVEN	1987	PG	ELLENBARKIN	24	STZ
SWITCH	1991	R	ELLENBARKIN	23	TBS/TNT	Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives	8	10
MAN TROUBLE	1992	PG13	ELLENBARKIN	16	FMC	Jack Nicholson can't save this one	4	5
THIS BOY'S LIFE	1993	R	ELLENBARKIN	24	MAX
BAD COMPANY	1995	R	ELLENBARKIN	29	MAX	Predictable, but watchable.	6	7
three's company	TV	TV	PRISCILLABARNES	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	6	10
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	DREWBARRYMORE	19	FMC	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	8
WISHFUL THINKING	1997	R	DREWBARRYMORE	16	SHO
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU	1997	R	DREWBARRYMORE	20	STZ
NEVER BEEN KISSED	1999	PG13	DREWBARRYMORE	30	HBO
HARD COUNTRY	1981	NR	KIMBASINGER	19	LIFE/LMN
KILLJOY	1981	NR	KIMBASINGER	29	MYST
NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN	1983	PG	KIMBASINGER	28	FAM/ENC	Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond.	3	6
NINE 1/2 WEEKS	1986	R	KIMBASINGER	18	FX	boring, but if you dig Kim who cares?	1	8
NADINE	1987	NR	KIMBASINGER	7	COM
COOL WORLD	1992	PG13	KIMBASINGER	14	SCIFI
WAYNE'S WORLD 2	1993	PG13	KIMBASINGER	28	USA
I DREAMED OF AFRICA	2000	PG13	KIMBASINGER	22	HBO
BLESS THE CHILD	2000	R	KIMBASINGER	30	PAY PER VIEW
DEAD ON SIGHT	1994	R	JENNIFERBEALS	28	SHO
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	JENNIFERBEALS	22	MAX
WISHFUL THINKING	1997	R	JENNIFERBEALS	16	SHO
nothing sacred	1998		JENNIFERBEALS	weekly sat 9PM	ABC
BROKEDOWN PALACE	1999	PG13	KATEBECKINSALE	26	MAX	Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini.	7	7
VIOLETS ARE BLUE	1986	PG13	BONNIEBEDELIA	27	LOVE
STRANGER	1987	R	BONNIEBEDELIA	25	MYST
NEEDFUL THINGS	1993	NR	BONNIEBEDELIA	24	TNT/TBS
ANY MOTHER'S SON	1997	NR	BONNIEBEDELIA	14	LIFE/LMN
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	BONNIEBEDELIA	27	MAX
head of the class			LESLIEBEGA	reruns	local	Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students	7	8
young and the restless	TV	TV	LAURALEEBELL	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
REAL BLONDE	1997	R	ELIZABETHBERKELEY	20	LMN/LIFE	There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey!
DYING TO BE PERFECT: THE ELLEN HART PENA STORY	1996		CRYSTALBERNARD	30	HBO
wings	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	USA	A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club	9	10
happy days	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	8
BOOMERANG	1992	R	HALLEBERRY	14	USA
FATHER HOOD	1993	PG13	HALLEBERRY	29	ENC
FLINTSTONES	1994	PG	HALLEBERRY	29	STZ	Real life spoof of the famous cartoon - Halle plays foxy Sharon Stone - wouldn't you love to bammbamm her?	8	10
RACE THE SUN	1996	PG	HALLEBERRY	28	TMC
BULWORTH	1998		HALLEBERRY	28	FX
XMEN	2000	PG13	HALLEBERRY	30	PAY PER VIEW		6	5
BAPS	1997	PG13	HALLYBERRY	15	COM
IN A CHILD'S NAME	1991	NR	VALERIEBERTINELLI	27	LIFE/LMN
MURDER OF INNOCENCE	1993	NR	VALERIEBERTINELLI	6	LMN/LIFE
HAUNTING OF HELEN WALKER	1995		VALERIEBERTINELLI	18	LMN/LIFE
CASE FOR LIFE	1996		VALERIEBERTINELLI	10	LIFE
one day at a time	TV	TV	VALERIEBERTINELLI	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us!	6	10
MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS	1974	PG	JACQUELINEBISSETT	21	TCM
ST IVES	1976	PG	JACQUELINEBISSETT	30	MYST
CLASS	1983	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	2	COM	Every high school guys fantasy	7	8
HIGH SEASON	1987	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	29	SUND
CRIME BROKER	1994		JACQUELINEBISSETT	25	LMN
LET THE DEVIL WEAR BLACK	1999	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	27	MAX/STZ
SEX AND MRS. X	2000		JACQUELINEBISSETT	1	LIFE
DEADLY VOWS	1994	NR	JOSIEBISSETT	12	LIFE
DARE TO LOVE	1995		JOSIEBISSETT	7	LMN/LIFE
EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC	1977	R	LINDABLAIR	22	SCIFI
ZAPPED AGAIN	1990	NA	LINDABLAIR	21	USA
REPOSSESSED	1990	NR	LINDABLAIR	14	COM/USA
PARADISE ROAD	1997		CATEBLANCHETT	17	WE
ELIZABETH	1998	R	CATEBLANCHETT	22	TMC
PUSHING TIN	1999	R	CATEBLANCHETT	25	MAX
BASEKETBALL	1998	R	YASMINEBLEETH	1	USA
IT CAME FROM THE SKY	1999		YASMINEBLEETH	24	WE
titans	2000	TV	YASMINEBLEETH	WEEKLY WEN 8PM	NBC
VEGAS VACATION	1997	PG	CHRISTIEBRINKLEY	21	TNT/TBS
working girl tv series	1990		SANDRABULLOCK	IN RERUNS
SPEED	1994		SANDRABULLOCK	1	FAM	The bus can't go slower than 55 or it will explode - if Sandra doesn't go 69 I will explode.	7	7
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING	1995	PG	SANDRABULLOCK	30	SHO
PRACTICAL MAGIC	1998	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	9	ABC
PRINCE OF EGYPT	1998	PG	SANDRABULLOCK	25	MAX
FORCES OF NATURE	1999	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	28	MAX
TWENTY EIGHT DAYS	2000	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	29	HBO
GUN SHY	2000	R	SANDRABULLOCK	25	STZ
WILD THINGS	1998	R	NEVECAMPBELL	13	USA	Bizarre tale of a rape trial.	4	5
FIFTYFOUR	1998	R	NEVECAMPBELL	29	FX	If you liked the 70s this movie is for you	5	5
THREE TO TANGO	1999	PG13	NEVECAMPBELL	26	HBO
SCREAM 3	2000	R	NEVECAMPBELL	29	SHO
party of five	TV	TV	NEVECAMPBELL	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap	0	3
angel	1999	tv	CHARISMACARPENTER	weekly tue 9pm	WB
WAYNE'S WORLD	'1992	PG13	TIACARRERE	28	USA
WAYNE'S WORLD 2	1993	PG13	TIACARRERE	28	USA
JURY DUTY	1995	PG13	TIACARRERE	28	TNT/TBS	If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am.
MY TEACHER'S WIFE	1995		TIACARRERE	17	USA
NATURAL ENEMY	1996	R	TIACARRERE	30	HBO
TWENTY DATES	1998	R	TIACARRERE	25	MAX
relic hunter	1999	tv	TIACARRERE	WEEKLY SAT 5PM	WGN/WB
DADDY	1991		LYNDACARTER	24	LMN
GREMLINS	1984	PG	PHOEBECATES	27	MAX/SHO	Could Phoebe be any cuter? Woulda loved to see her get raped by Stripe, though!	9	8
PRINCESS CARABOO	1994	PG	PHOEBECATES	17	WE
party of five	TV	TV	LACEYCHABERT	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap	0	3
HOT SPOT	1990		JENNIFERCONNELLY	29	MYST/SHO
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES	1991	PG13	JENNIFERCONNELLY	6	USA	Jennifer is INCREDIBLE! Ride that pony, honey!	1	10
street	2000		JENNIFERCONNELLY	WED	FOX
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES	1996	R	JENNIFERCOOKE	24	MAX
too close for comfort			LYDIACORNELL	DAILY RERUNS	E!	Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater!	8	10
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	MARISACOUGHLAN	28	TMC	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5	9
wasteland	1999	tv	MARISACOUGHLAN	WEEKLY THURS	ABC
seinfeld			COURTENEYCOX	ONE EPISODE	NBC		7	5
friends			COURTENEYCOX	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	8
OPPOSITE SEX AND HOW TO LIVE WITH THEM	1993	R	COURTENEYCOX	24	MAX
SCREAM 3	2000	R	COURTENEYCOX	29	SHO
unhappily ever after		TV	NIKKICOX	weekly sun 9:30pm	WB
batman	1968	TV	YVONNECRAIG	in reruns		As a youngster, nothing got me hotter than Batgirl in her spandex. Yvonne, you can rip off my utility belt any day!	9	10
WOMAN ON TOP	2000	R	PENELOPECRUZ	26	PAY PER VIEW
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION	1985	PG13	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	6	TNT/TBS
IN THE MOOD	1987	PG13	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	23	HBO
MENENDEZ: A KILLING IN BEVERLY HILLS PART ONE	1994	NR	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	15	CRT
wonder years			OLIVIADABO	RERUNS	NICK		10	9
MIDNIGHT'S CHILD	1992	NR	OLIVIADABO	14	LIFE/LMN
LAST GOOD TIME	1995	R	OLIVIADABO	18	WE
VELOCITY OF GARY	1998	R	OLIVIADABO	20	MAX
SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE	1998	PG	OLIVIADABO	25	HBO
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT	1996	PG13	CLAIREDANES	23	WE
POLISH WEDDING	1998	PG13	CLAIREDANES	1	IFC
BROKEDOWN PALACE	1999	PG13	CLAIREDANES	26	MAX	Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini.	7	8
MOD SQUAD	1999	R	CLAIREDANES	27	SHO
HANDS OF A STRANGER	1986	NR	BEVERLYDANGELO	30	LMN/LIF
JUDGMENT DAY: THE JOHN LIST STORY	1993	NR	BEVERLYDANGELO	8	LMN/LIFE
VEGAS VACATION	1997	PG	BEVERLYDANGELO	21	TNT/TBS
clueless			STACEYDASH	ABC TV - LOCAL	ABC TV - LOCAL
MOVING	1988		STACEYDASH	30	STZ
MO' MONEY	1992	R	STACEYDASH	27	HBO/STZ
RENAISSANCE MAN	1994	PG13	STACEYDASH	19	HBO	Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene.	7	10
ILLEGAL IN BLUE	1995	R	STACEYDASH	29	EXTR
mork & mindy	tv		PAMDAWBER	RERUNS	LOCAL
PROJECT METALBEAST	1994	R	KIMDELANEY	24	TMC
nypd blue	TV	NR	KIMDELANEY	weekly TUES 10PM	ABC
TOMBSTONE	1993	R	DANADELANY	29	SHO
FOR HOPE	1996		DANADELANY	15	LMN/LIF
FINAL JEOPARDY	2001		DANADELANY	16	ABC
RISKY BUSINESS	1983	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	29	MAX/STZ/SHO	Tom Cruise hires a call girl	4	8
FEDS	1988	PG13	REBECCADEMORNAY	27	ENC
BY DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT	1990		REBECCADEMORNAY	27	SHO
TABLE FOR ONE	1999	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	23	MAX/TMC
BLUE VELVET	1986	R	LAURADERN	21	IFC	This movie is BEYOND stupid. The hell I endure to ogle a babe or two.	0	6
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	LAURADERN	23	SHO
BABY DANCE	1998	NR	LAURADERN	29	LMN/LIF
CANDYMAN: DAY OF THE DEAD	1999	R	DONNADERRICO	23	MAX
HEAD ABOVE WATER	1996	PG13	CAMERONDIAZ	28	HBO	From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day!
VERY BAD THINGS	1998	R	CAMERONDIAZ	26	SHO
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH	1999	R	CAMERONDIAZ	28	TMC
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY	1999	R	CAMERONDIAZ	24	MAX
RIO BRAVO	1959	NR	ANGIEDICKINSON	15	TBS
REMEMBRANCE	1996		ANGIEDICKINSON	16	LIF/LMN
bosom buddies		nr	DONNADIXON	tv-reruns	misc	Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever!	9	8
COUCH TRIP	1988		DONNADIXON	30	A&E
our house			shannendoherty	reruns		Shannen was a really fine piece of jailbait back when this aired
GONE IN THE NIGHT	1996		SHANNENDOHERTY	13	LIFE/LMN
TICKET	1996	NR	SHANNENDOHERTY	14	USA
charmed	1998		SHANNENDOHERTY	THUR WEEKLY	WGN	Sexy hexy	5	6
STRIKING POSES	1999	R	SHANNENDOHERTY	6	HBO
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	SHANNENDOHERTY	RERUNS ONLY	LOCAL	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	7
MIRACLE BEACH	1992	R	AMIDOLENZ	25	FLIX	Ami in a bikini! nuff said	1	10
seinfeld			JULIA LOUISDREYFUS	WEEKLY TH 9PM	NBC	Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain"	7	6
BIG NIGHT	1996	R	MINNIEDRIVER	21	LMN/LIF	Yawn	1	1
HARD RAIN	1998	R	MINNIEDRIVER	3	USA
BEAUTIFUL	2000	PG13	MINNIEDRIVER	30	PAY PER VIEW
FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT	1998	NR	KIRSTENDUNST	23	LMN/LIFE
ALL I WANNA DO	1998	PG13	KIRSTENDUNST	30	STZ
BRING IT ON	2000	PG13	KIRSTENDUNST	30	PAY PER VIEW	Kirsten shakes her beautiful pompoms - do you need any other reason to watch?		10
outer limits - one episode	2000	NR	KIRSTENDUNST	IN RERUNS	LOCAL
VIRGIN SUICIDES	2000	R	KIRSTENDUNST	6	PAY PER VIEW
e.r. - 2 episodes	NA	NR	KIRSTENDUNST	IN RERUNS
baywatch		TV	NICOLEEGGERT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis?	3	10
BLOWN AWAY	1992	R	NICOLEEGGERT	5	SHO	Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties.	4	10
PRICE OF KISSING	1997	PG13	NICOLEEGGERT	29	TMC
charles in charge	TV	TV	NICOLEEGGERT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years	3	10
BEVERLY HILLS COP	1984	R	LISAEILBACHER	15	USA	A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down.	9	6
MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND HUMAN	1999	R	CARMENELECTRA	26	MAX
hyperion bay	1999	TV	CARMENELECTRA	WEEKLY MONDAY	WGN
baywatch		TV	ERIKAELENIAK	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis?	3	10
PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY	1995	PG	ERIKAELENIAK	21	HBO
SMALL SACRIFICES	1989		FARRAHFAWCETT	23	LIF/LMN
APOSTLE	1997	PG13	FARRAHFAWCETT	30	BRAVO
DR. T & THE WOMEN	2000	R	FARRAHFAWCETT	30	PAY PER VIEW
charlie's angels	TV	TV	FARRAHFAWCETT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT	1977	NR	SALLYFIELD	25	TNT/TBS
NORMA RAE	1979	PG	SALLYFIELD	26	HBO
BACK ROADS	1981	R	SALLYFIELD	29	WE
PUNCHLINE	1988	R	SALLYFIELD	30	MAX/FLIX/ENC
SOAPDISH	1991		SALLYFIELD	19	LMN
HOMEWARD BOUND: THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY	1993	G	SALLYFIELD	2	DIS
BLUES BROTHERS	1980	R	CARRIEFISHER	25	ENC
MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE	1985		CARRIEFISHER	9	COM
BURBS	1989		CARRIEFISHER	7	FAM
POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE	1990	R	CARRIEFISHER	29	MAX/STZ
MILK AND MONEY	1996		CALISTAFLOCKHART	4	WE
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM	1999	PG13	CALISTAFLOCKHART	30	HBO
ally macbeal	TV	TV	CALISTAFLOCKHART	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE	1992	R	BRIDGETFONDA	3	TBS/TNT	Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch	7	7
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU	1994		BRIDGETFONDA	1	TBS/TNT	Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda?	8	10
ROAD TO WELLVILLE	1994	R	BRIDGETFONDA	29	COM	Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction.	8	10
TOUCH	1997	R	BRIDGETFONDA	25	SHO
SIMPLE PLAN	1998	R	BRIDGETFONDA	27	EXTR
LAKE PLACID	1999	R	BRIDGETFONDA	28	MAX
KATE'S ADDICTION	1998	R	FARRAHFORKE	19	HBO
BASIL	1997		CLAIREFORLANI	8	WE
MEET JOE BLACK	1998	PG13	CLAIREFORLANI	1	STZ	Cute story of death needing a vacation - Claire looks fabulous - movie is a bit too long	9	10
FREAKY FRIDAY 1977	1977	G	JODIEFOSTER	13	ENC	All daughters & mothers should watch this together.	6	2
BACKTRACK	1991	R	JODIEFOSTER	25	SHO
LITTLE MAN TATE	1991	NR	JODIEFOSTER	29	BRAVO/IFC
SOMMERSBY	1993	PG13	JODIEFOSTER	30	ENC
CONTACT	1997	PG	JODIEFOSTER	18	CBS	Slow moving, but inspiring!	8	5
ANNA AND THE KING	1999	PG13	JODIEFOSTER	29	MAX
BETTER OFF DEAD	1985		DIANEFRANKLIN	13	COM
PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY	1995	PG	SADIEFROST	21	HBO
FLYPAPER	1997	R	SADIEFROST	27	HBO
CAPTAIN JACK	1998		SADIEFROST	12	STZ
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN	1974	PG	TERIGARR	30	AMC
TOOTSIE	1982	PG	TERIGARR	26	HBO	Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag.	10	3
MIRACLES	1984	PG	TERIGARR	30	LOV/SHO			AFTER HOURS	1985	R	TERIGARR	30	IFC
INTIMATE STRANGERS	1986		TERIGARR	28	LOVE
LET IT RIDE	1989	PG13	TERIGARR	27	ENC/TMC	How can I not love a horse racing movie?	6	5
FUGITIVE NIGHTS	1993		TERIGARR	30	LMN/LIFE
DUMB AND DUMBER	1994		TERIGARR	7	TBS/TNT
STAR	1993		JENNIEGARTH	21	LMN/LIFE
LIES OF THE HEART: THE STORY OF LAURIE KELLOGG	1994	NR	JENNIEGARTH	30	LIFE/LMN
FALLING FOR YOU	1995		JENNIEGARTH	3	LMN/LIF
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	JENNIE GARTH	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
URBAN LEGEND	1998	R	REBECCAGAYHEART	8	USA
wasteland	1999	tv	REBECCAGAYHEART	WEEKLY THURS	ABC
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER	1997	R	SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR	24	TNT
SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE - 1999	1999	PG13	SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR	24	MAX
buffy the vampire slayer	TV	TV	SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	WGN	You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...	2	8
CRUEL INTENTIONS	1999	R	SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR	30	HBO
leeza	TV	TV	LEEZAGIBBONS	WEEKDAYS	LOCAL
Growing Pains			TRACEYGOLD	IN RERUNS	DIS		9	10
MIDWEST OBSESSION	1995		TRACEYGOLD	30	LMN/LIFE
SLEEP BABY SLEEP	1995		TRACEYGOLD	2	LIFE/LMN
STOLEN INNOCENCE	1995		TRACEYGOLD	3	LIF
TO FACE HER PAST	1996		TRACEYGOLD	23	MAX
RAIN MAN	1988	R	VALERIAGOLINO	10	HBO	The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank.	10	7
HOT SHOTS	1991	PG13	VALERIAGOLINO	1	FX
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	VALERIAGOLINO	22	MAX
TWO GIRLS AND A GUY	1998	R	HEATHERGRAHAM	16	BRAVO	Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day.	6	10
BOWFINGER	1999	PG13	HEATHERGRAHAM	26	STZ
COMMITTED	2000	R	HEATHERGRAHAM	25	STZ
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF	1986	PG13	JENNIFERGREY	22	TNT/TBS	High school as it should be	9	10
DIRTY DANCING	1987	PG13	JENNIFERGREY	29	SHO/ENC	It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush.	1	10
RED MEAT	1996		JENNIFERGREY	17	SUND
it's like you know	1999	TV	JENNIFERGREY	WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST	ABC
SOMETHING WILD	1986	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	27	STZ
SHADOW OF DOUBT	1998		MELANIEGRIFFITH	25	MAX
ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE	1998	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	30	MAX
CRAZY IN ALABAMA	1999	PG13	MELANIEGRIFFITH	30	HBO
FOREVER LULU	2000		MELANIEGRIFFITH	20	STZ
CECIL B. DEMENTED	2000	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	25	PAY PER VIEW
head of the class			KHRYSTYNEHAJE	reruns	local	Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students	7	9
STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD	2000		KHRYSTYNEHAJE	26	DIS
our house			deidrehall	reruns
AND THE SEA WILL TELL	1991	NR	DEIDREHALL	14	LMN/LIF
WOMAN ON THE LEDGE	1993	NR	DEIDREHALL	20	LMN/LIFE
SUMMER LOVERS	1982	R	DARYLHANNAH	10	WE	Sex on the beach - WOW!	1	10
SPLASH	1984	PG	DARYLHANNAH	15	TNT/TBS	Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!)	9	9
WALL STREET	1987	R	DARYLHANNAH	28	MAX	Short DELL, AOL & MICROSOFT!
HIGH SPIRITS	1988	PG13	DARYLHANNAH	29	STZ/SHO
LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY	1996	R	DARYLHANNAH	16	MAX
REAL BLONDE	1997	R	DARYLHANNAH	20	LMN/LIFE	There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey!
WILDFLOWERS	1999		DARYLHANNAH	15	WE
DIPLOMATIC SIEGE	1999	R	DARYLHANNAH	25	HBO
RECKLESS	1984	R	DARYL HANNAH	27	LOVE
AMERICAN PIE	1999	R	ALYSONHANNIGAN	27	ENC	Better than average teen sex comedy	7	7
buffy the vampire slayer	TV	TV	ALYSONHANNIGAN	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	WGN	You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...	2	8
three's company	TV	TV	JENNILEEHARRISON	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	5	8
SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH	1996		MELISSA JOANHART	29	FAM	Melissa can ride my broom any day!	6	10
DRIVE ME CRAZY	1999	PG13	MELISSA JOANHART	21	MAX
sabrina the teenage witch	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	ABC-297	Melissa can ride my broom any day!	6	10
clarissa explains it all	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	IN RERUNS	NIK-961	Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy!	5	10
Knot's Landing			LISAHARTMAN	RERUNS	TV LOCAL		3	10
VALLEY OF THE DOLLS	1981		LISAHARTMAN	2	WE	Soap Opera-ish stuff saved by the gorgeous Lisa Hartman in some sexy outfits singing some cool songs	3	10
OPERATION	1990		LISAHARTMAN	16	LMN/LIFE
RED WIND	1991		LISAHARTMAN	23	LMN
seinfeld			TERIHATCHER	TWO EPISODES, including the finale	NBC	The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes.	7	9
macgyver			TERIHATCHER	RERUNS
SOAPDISH	1991		TERIHATCHER	19	LMN
lois and clark	TV	TV	TERIHATCHER	RERUNS	TNT	Cute Superman for the 90s.	8	10
BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE	1972	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	29	LOVE
SUGARLAND EXPRESS	1974	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	28	WE
DUCHESS AND THE DIRTWATER FOX	1976	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	17	FMC
PROTOCOL	1984	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	29	FAM/ENC
CRISSCROSS	1992	R	GOLDIEHAWN	29	TMC
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU	1997	R	GOLDIEHAWN	20	STZ
OUT-OF-TOWNERS	1999	PG13	GOLDIEHAWN	28	SHO	Quirky but engaging tail of a business trip gone bad	7	5
ROADRACERS	1994		SALMAHAYEK	21	LMN/LIFE
DESPERADO	1995	NR	SALMAHAYEK	8	USA
FOOLS RUSH IN	1997	PG13	SALMAHAYEK	17	LMN/LIF	Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable.	1	7
VELOCITY OF GARY	1998	R	SALMAHAYEK	20	MAX
FIFTYFOUR	1998	R	SALMAHAYEK	29	FX	If you liked the 70s this movie is for you	5	8
FACULTY	1998	R	SALMAHAYEK	26	SHO	Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force	1	4
WILD WILD WEST	1999	PG13	SALMAHAYEK	25	MAX	Salma sure looks good in those tight tops	4	7
JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY	1984	PG13	MARILUHENNER	29	HBO
LOVE WITH A PERFECT STRANGER	1986		MARILUHENNER	13	WE
LADYKILLERS	1988		MARILUHENNER	24	MYST
SMILE LIKE YOURS	1997	R	JILLHENNESSY	29	MAX
CARACARA	1999	R	NATASHAHENSTRIDGE	29	HBO
WHOLE NINE YARDS	2000	R	NATASHAHENSTRIDGE	26	HBO
birds of paradise			JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	IN RERUNS		Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty!	2	9
boy meets world - 1 episode	1997		JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	tv-reruns	misc
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER	1997	R	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	24	TNT
SUBURBANS	1999	R	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	25	HBO
time of your life	1999	tv	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	WEEKLY MON 8PM	FOX
party of five	TV	TV	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her.	0	6
tucker's witch			CATHERINEHICKS	tv-reruns	misc	Crimefighting witch	6	9
VALLEY OF THE DOLLS	1981		CATHERINEHICKS	2	WE	Soap Opera-ish stuff saved by the gorgeous Lisa Hartman in some sexy outfits singing some cool songs	3	7
PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED	1986		CATHERINEHICKS	20	TNT/TBS
SEVENTH heaven	1997-	TV	CATHERINEHICKS	WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM	WGN
DUMB AND DUMBER	1994		LAURENHOLLY	7	TBS/TNT
SMILE LIKE YOURS	1997	R	LAURENHOLLY	29	MAX
ENTROPY	1999	R	LAURENHOLLY	30	HBO
dawson's creek	1997-	nr	KATIEHOLMES	tv weekly tues 9PM	WGN	Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!	0	10
GO	1998	R	KATIEHOLMES	14	HBO
DISTURBING BEHAVIOR	1998	R	KATIEHOLMES	22	SHO
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	KATIEHOLMES	28	TMC	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5	9
RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN'S CINDERELLA	1997		WHITNEYHOUSTON	5	DIS
TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES	1999	R	KATEHUDSON	29	TMC
ALMOST FAMOUS	2000	R	KATEHUDSON	30	PAY PER VIEW
SWEET REVENGE - 1984	1984		HELENHUNT	30	FMC/ACTN
GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN	1985		HELENHUNT	7	USA
NEXT OF KIN	1989	R	HELENHUNT	29	TBS
MURDER IN NEW HAMPSHIRE: THE PAMELA SMART STORY	1991		HELENHUNT	24	LIFE/LMN
IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS	1993	NR	HELENHUNT	17	LMN/LIFE
DR. T & THE WOMEN	2000	R	HELENHUNT	30	PAY PER VIEW
mad about you	TV	TV	HELENHUNT	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it.	4	5
RAISING ARIZONA	1987	NR	HOLLYHUNTER	17	COM
CRASH	1997	R	HOLLYHUNTER	21	IFC
WHEN BILLIE BEAT BOBBY	2001		HOLLYHUNTER	30	ABC
TWO SHADES OF BLUE	2000	R	RACHELHUNTER	26	MAX/SHO
NIGHTSCARE	1994	R	ELIZABETHHURLEY	28	EXTR
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY	1997	PG13	ELIZABETHHURLEY	23	TBS/TNT	Cute spoof of the James Bond genre	8	8
PERMANENT MIDNIGHT	1998	R	ELIZABETHHURLEY	28	IFC
BEDAZZLED	2000	PG13	ELIZABETHHURLEY	30	PAY PER VIEW
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S LOADED WEAPON 1	1993	PG13	KATHYIRELAND	17	TBS
WOMAN SCORNED: THE BETTY BRODERICK STORY	1992		MICHELLEJOHNSON	29	LIFE/LMN
MOVING TARGET	1996	R	MICHELLEJOHNSON	23	ACTN
ETERNAL REVENGE	1999		MICHELLEJOHNSON	29	SHO
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	23	STZ
GIRL INTERRUPTED	1999	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	28	MAX
BLUE JUICE	1995	R	CATHERINE ZETAJONES	22	MAX
HAUNTING 1999	1999	PG13	CATHERINE ZETAJONES	22	MAX
ENTRAPMENT	1999	PG13	CATHERINE ZETAJONES	22	HBO
AMERICAN ANTHEM	1986	PG13	JANETJONES	29	HBO
PASSION OF DARKLY NOON	1995		ASHLEYJUDD	27	HBO/TMC
DOUBLE JEOPARDY	1999	R	ASHLEYJUDD	30	SHO
step by step	TV	TV	STACIKEANAN	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii.	5	10
ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS	1986	PG13	PATSYKENSIT	22	SUND
BITTER HARVEST	1993	R	PATSYKENSIT	15	SHO
GREAT LOS ANGELES EARTHQUAKE	1990		JOANNAKERNS	19	LMN/LIFE
WHOSE DAUGHTER IS SHE	1995		JOANNAKERNS	11	LIFE/LMN
NO ONE COULD PROTECT HER	1996		JOANNAKERNS	13	LMN/LIFE
Growing Pains			JOANNA KERNS	IN RERUNS	DIS		9	7
SUPERMAN	1978		MARGOTKIDDER	29	TNT/TBS/TCM
SUPERMAN II	1980	PG	MARGOTKIDDER	26	TNT/TBS	Superman saves the world	7	7
TRENCHCOAT	1983	PG	MARGOTKIDDER	27	MYST
LOUISIANA	1984	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	22	WE
HENRY AND VERLIN	1994	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	24	TRIO
BLOODKNOT	1995	R	MARGOTKIDDER	28	USA
SILENT CRADLE	1998		MARGOTKIDDER	14	LIF/LMN
FLIRTING	1990	NR	NICOLEKIDMAN	17	WE	Girls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school.	3	8
PORTRAIT OF A LADY	1996	PG13	NICOLEKIDMAN	25	SUND
PRACTICAL MAGIC	1998	PG13	NICOLEKIDMAN	9	ABC
EYES WIDE SHUT	1999	R	NICOLEKIDMAN	28	HBO	REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick.	1	9
PARIS, TEXAS	1984	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	23	FMC
REVOLUTION	1985	PG	NASTASSJAKINSKI	23	HBO
RING	1996		NASTASSJAKINSKI	16	LMN
LITTLE BOY BLUE	1997	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	22	HBO
RED LETTERS	2000	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	25	PAY PER VIEW
CHEATIN' HEARTS	1993		SALLYKIRKLAND	2	LIF/LMN
friends			LISAKUDRO	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	6
ANALYZE THIS	1999	R	LISAKUDROW	24	HBO
HANGING UP	2000	PG13	LISAKUDROW	26	MAX
ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS	1985	NR	CHERYLLADD	18	WE
FULFILLMENT	1989	NR	CHERYLLADD	25	LOVE
CHANGES	1991		CHERYLLADD	22	LMN/LIFE
PERFECT LITTLE ANGELS	1998		CHERYLLADD	14	FAM
happy days	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	one episode	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	9
charlie's angels	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
LITTLE ROMANCE	1979	PG	DIANELANE	8	TCM
OUTSIDERS	1983	PG	DIANELANE	30	MAX
STREETS OF FIRE	1984	PG	DIANELANE	25	ENC	Bizarre rocknroll band story.	0	8
VITAL SIGNS	1990		DIANELANE	27	FMC
JUDGE DREDD	1995		DIANELANE	29	TBS
MURDER AT 1600	1997	R	DIANELANE	27	TBS/TNT	Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all.	5	5
GUNSHY 1998	1998	R	DIANELANE	17	MAX
WALK ON THE MOON	1999	R	DIANELANE	29	LOVE
KING KONG	1976	PG	JESSICALANGE	14	TNT/TBS	Big ape has big hardon for major babe.	7	10
HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING	1980	PG	JESSICALANGE	21	ENC
POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE	1981	R	JESSICALANGE	27	SHO
TOOTSIE	1982	PG	JESSICALANGE	26	HBO	Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag.	10	9
SWEET DREAMS (1985)	1985		JESSICALANGE	8	AMC
EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN	1988	R	JESSICALANGE	28	HBO/STZ
MEN DON'T LEAVE	1990	PG13	JESSICALANGE	30	HBO
CAPE FEAR	1991	R	JESSICALANGE	2	SCIFI	De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better.	8	5
BLUE SKY	1994		JESSICALANGE	23	LIFE/LMN
COUNTRY	1984	PG	JESSICA LANGE	25	ENC
WOMAN IN RED	1984	PG13	KELLYLEBROCK	6	COM
WEIRD SCIENCE	1985		KELLYLEBROCK	15	SCIFI
HARD TO KILL	1990		KELLYLEBROCK	31	TBS/TNT
GEORGIA	1995	R	JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH	21	TMC
FIRST TIME 1982	1982	NR	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	9	WE
FLESH & BLOOD	1985	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	12	WE
HITCHER	1986		JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	26	USA
HEART OF MIDNIGHT	1988	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	24	FLIX
BURIED ALIVE	1990	NR	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	21	USA
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE	1992	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	3	TBS/TNT	Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch	7	6
EXISTENZ	1999	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	18	TMC
naked truth	TV	TV	TEALEONI	MONDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Yawn.	2	5
CAPE FEAR	1991	R	JULIETTELEWIS	2	SCIFI	De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better.	8	8
WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE	1993	PG13	JULIETTELEWIS	25	IFC
STRANGE DAYS	1995	R	JULIETTELEWIS	30	MAX
RETURN OF SWAMP THING	1988	PG13	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	28	TMC	If anyone can get a plant hard, our money would be on Heather!	4	6
ILLUSIONS	1992	R	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	25	TMC
BODY LANGUAGE	1992	NR	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	28	LIFE/LMN
TERROR INSIDE	1996		HEATHERLOCKLEAR	9	LIF/LMN
DOUBLE TAP	1997	R	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	23	MAX
dynasty	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	DAILY RERUNS	FX
melrose place	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
LIFE SIZE	2000		LINDSAYLOHAN	6	DIS
NIGHT SHIFT	1982	R	SHELLEYLONG	24	FLIX/STZ	Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick!	10	9
MONEY PIT	1986	NR	SHELLEYLONG	8	COM	Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing.	8	2
BOYFRIEND SCHOOL	1990	PG13	SHELLEYLONG	27	SHO
kelly kelly	1998-		SHELLEYLONG	weekly monday 9PM	WGN
cheers	NA	NR	SHELLEYLONG	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	6
CELL	2000	R	JENNIFERLOPEZ	18	PAY PER VIEW
INTENT TO KILL	1992		TRACILORDS	18	HBO
EXTRAMARITAL	1998	R	TRACILORDS	19	MAX
MOMENT OF TRUTH: WHY MY DAUGHTER	1993	NR	JAMIELUNER	7	LMN/LIFE
profiler	1999	tv	JAMIELUNER	WEEKLY SAT 10PM	NBC
melrose place	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
Just The Ten Of Us	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	IN RERUNS	LOCAL		7	10
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER	1999	R	NATASHALYONNE	23	MAX
FREEWAY II: CONFESSIONS OF A TRICKBABY	1999	R	NATASHALYONNE	20	MAX
AMERICAN PIE	1999	R	NATASHALYONNE	27	ENC	Better than average teen sex comedy	7	7
GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES	1984	NR	ANDIEMACDOWELL	8	TNT/TCM
SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE	1989	R	ANDIEMACDOWELL	25	ENC	Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies	7	7
GREEN CARD	1990	NR	ANDIEMACDOWELL	30	HBO
HUDSON HAWK	1991	R	ANDIEMACDOWELL	30	TMC	Better than most box office flops	4	1
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	ANDIEMACDOWELL	19	FMC	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	5
MUSE	1999	PG13	ANDIEMACDOWELL	29	HBO
JUST THE TICKET	1999	R	ANDIEMACDOWELL	25	TMC
DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN	1985	PG13	MADONNA	20	COM	Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script.	0	5
MADONNA: TRUTH OR DARE	1991	R	MADONNA	20	ENC
LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN	1992	PG	MADONNA	15	TNT/TBS
MADONNA: INNOCENCE LOST	1994	NR	MADONNA	29	FMC
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	MADONNA	22	MAX
NEXT BEST THING	2000	PG13	MADONNA	29	SHO
CLASS	1983	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	2	COM	Every high school guys fantasy	7	6
ELECTRIC DREAMS	1984	PG	VIRGINIAMADSEN	1	WAM	Guy loves girl, but computer loves guy! A really cute movie - and proof that Virginia can get even a PC drive overly hard.	10	8
HOT SPOT	1990		VIRGINIAMADSEN	29	MYST/SHO
VICTIM OF LOVE	1991		VIRGINIAMADSEN	13	LIF/LMN
LINDA	1993	NR	VIRGINIAMADSEN	10	WGN/TBS
PROPHECY	1995	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	30	MAX
LEO TOLSTOY'S ANNA KARENINA	1997	PG13	SOPHIEMARCEAU	30	HBO
WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH	1999	PG13	SOPHIEMARCEAU	30	SHO	Good Bond movie - Sophie SMOKES!	9	10
LOST AND FOUND	1999	PG13	SOPHIEMARCEAU	26	MAX
PLEASURE SEEKERS	1965		ANNMARGRET	23	AMC
SWINGER	1966		ANNMARGRET	21	WE
MADE IN PARIS	1966	NR	ANNMARGRET	18	TCM
I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES	1982		ANNMARGRET	9	WE
WHO WILL LOVE MY CHILDREN?	1983	NR	ANNMARGRET	22	LMN/LIFE
GRUMPIER OLD MEN	1995	PG13	ANNMARGRET	30	MAX
FACE ON THE MILK CARTON	1995		KELLIEMARTIN	29	FAM
BREAKING THROUGH	1996		KELLIEMARTIN	23	LIFE/LMN
HER LAST CHANCE	1996		KELLIEMARTIN	3	LMN/LIFE
HIDDEN IN SILENCE	1996		KELLIEMARTIN	14	LMN/LIFE
ABOUT SARAH	1998		KELLIEMARTIN	22	LIFE
POSEIDON ADVENTURE	1972		PAMELA SUEMARTIN	27	ACTN/FMC	Any excuse to get Pamela wet!
LADY IN RED	1979	R	PAMELA SUEMARTIN	17	MAX
nancy drew	TV		PAMELA SUEMARTIN	RERUNS		Detective series from back in the 70s or so featuring the supple young Pamela	6	8
dynasty	TV	TV	PAMELA SUEMARTIN	DAILY RERUNS	FX
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES	1991		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	17	USA
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	MARY STUARTMASTERSON	19	FMC	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	6
HEAR NO EVIL	1993		MARLEEMATLIN	26	FX
IN HER DEFENSE	1998		MARLEEMATLIN	1	MAX/SHO
ISABELLE EBERHARDT	1991		MATHILDAMAY	16	IFC
BASEKETBALL	1998	R	JENNYMCCARTHY	1	USA
brady bunch		nr	MAUREENMCCORMICK	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	9
wonder years			DANICAMCKELLAR	RERUNS	NICK	A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence.	10	6
HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER	1990	NR	DANICAMCKELLAR	29	FAM
working - 1 episode	1998		DANICAMCKELLAR	NBC - LOCAL		Any excuse to check out Danica in leather!	5	9
SIRENS 1994	1994	R	ELLEMCPHERSON	12	LOVE
MCHALE'S NAVY	1997		DEBRAMESSING	23	COM
will and grace	1999	tv	DEBRAMESSING	WEEKLY TUE	NBC
outer limits - one episode	1995	NR	ALYSSAMILANO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL
TO BRAVE ALASKA	1996		ALYSSAMILANO	11	LIFE	Alyssa can thaw me out ANY day!
spin city - one episode	1997	NR	ALYSSAMILANO	IN RERUNS	ABC	Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie!	2	9
charmed	1998		ALYSSAMILANO	THUR WEEKLY	WGN	Sexy hexy	5	7
melrose place	TV	TV	ALYSSAMILANO	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	10
FRESHMAN	1990	PG	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	20	TBS	Hysterical tale of blackmarket gourmet delights.	10	5
AWAKENINGS	1990	PG13	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	15	A&E	Beautiful movie with a superb cast	10	6
OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY	1993	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	30	FAM	Danny Devito is a ruthless Wall Street weasel looking to plunder Penelope Ann Miller's company, but his lust for her gets in the way. Highpoint is Danny's take on lawyers: "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads - I've got mine because they've got theirs, but if either one of us uses them we're all fucked."	8	9
SHADOW	1994		PENELOPE ANNMILLER	21	SCIFI
LITTLE CITY	1997	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	30	SHO
Knot's Landing			DONNAMILLS	RERUNS	TV LOCAL		3	10
WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING BRIDESMAID	1990		DONNAMILLS	15	LIFE/LMN
DANGEROUS INTENTIONS	1995		DONNAMILLS	5	LMN/LIF
ELEMENT OF TRUTH	1995		DONNAMILLS	4	LIFE/LMN
STEPFORD HUSBANDS	1996		DONNAMILLS	13	LIFE/LMN
SEVENTH heaven	1997-	TV	BEVERLYMITCHELL	WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM	WGN
NO SMALL AFFAIR	1984	R	DEMIMOORE	25	MAX/LOV	A teen photographer falls for the singer he is seeing thru his lens. Demi was still young and tight when she made this flick.	6	8
ONE CRAZY SUMMER	1986	PG	DEMIMOORE	21	ENC
ABOUT LAST NIGHT	1986		DEMIMOORE	29	A&E
SEVENTH SIGN	1988	R	DEMIMOORE	29	ENC/SHO	The end of the world is upon us.	6	3
NOTHING BUT TROUBLE	1991	PG13	DEMIMOORE	28	ENC	Nothing but boring.	0	1
STRIPTEASE	1996	R	DEMIMOORE	23	TNT/TBS	Unintentionally hysterical story of a stripper - after Demi's awesome assets, Monty Python steals the show.	1	10
BIG LEBOWSKI	1998	R	JULIANNEMOORE	27	USA
MAGNOLIA	1999	R	JULIANNEMOORE	27	STZ
END OF THE AFFAIR	1999	R	JULIANNEMOORE	23	HBO
smart guy	NA	NR	TIA & TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM
sister sister	NA	NR	TIA & TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM
GREEN CARD	1990	NR	BEBENEUWIRTH	30	HBO
FACULTY	1998	R	BEBENEUWIRTH	26	SHO	Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force	1	4
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU	1999	PG13	LARISAOLEYNIK	28	WAM
brady bunch		nr	SUSANOLSEN	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years.	8	1
ROMAN HOLIDAY	1987		CATHERINEOXENBERG	19	WE
SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE	1998	R	GWYNETHPALTROW	22	ENC
XMEN	2000	PG13	ANNAPAQUIN	30	PAY PER VIEW	If you liked the comic book you'll love this. An OK flick for everyone.	6	6
GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN	1985		SARAH JESSICAPARKER	7	USA
HOCUS POCUS	1993	PG	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	23	MAX	Sarah casts her spell - she can ride my broom any day!	7	7
STRIKING DISTANCE	1993	R	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	30	HBO/ACTN/TMC
ED WOOD	1994	R	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	25	MAX
TIL THERE WAS YOU	1997	PG13	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	30	HBO
sex and the city	1998		SARAH JESSICAPARKER	weekly series	HBO
DUDLEY D0-RIGHT	1999	PG	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	26	STZ
TERMINAL	1996		NIAPEEPLES	29	USA
COYOTE UGLY	2000	PG13	PIPERPERABO	30	PAY PER VIEW
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP	1992	NR	ROSIEPEREZ	2	FX	Honkies playing basketball	7	8
UNTAMED HEART	1993	NR	ROSIEPEREZ	29	SHO
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU	1994		ROSIEPEREZ	1	TBS/TNT	Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda?	8	10
TWENTY FOUR HOUR WOMAN	1999	R	ROSIEPEREZ	27	FLIX
JERK`1979		BERNADETTEPETERS	1	TBS/TNT
DAVID	1988		BERNADETTEPETERS	12	LIFE/LMN
PINK CADILLAC	1989	PG13	BERNADETTEPETERS	20	MAX/SHO
GREASE 2	1982	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	14	TBS/TNT	The epitomy of god awful sequels	0	3
LADYHAWKE	1985	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	26	ENC
INTO THE NIGHT	1985	NR	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	28	WE
SWEET LIBERTY	1986	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	20	FX
WITCHES OF EASTWICK	1987	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	28	COM
FABULOUS BAKER BOYS	1989	NR	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	29	FMC/FX
PRINCE OF EGYPT	1998	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	25	MAX
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM	1999	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	30	HBO
STORY OF US	1999	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	30	TMC
DEEP END OF THE OCEAN	1999	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	25	MAX
WHAT LIES BENEATH	2000	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	30	PAYPERVIEW
INVISIBLE KID	1988	PG	CHYNNAPHILLIPS	26	SHO
CADDYSHACK II	1988	PG	CHYNNAPHILLIPS	25	MAX
different strokes	NA	NR	DANAPLATO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me!	1	8
brady bunch		nr	EVEPLUMB	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	5
DYING TO LOVE YOU	1993		TRACYPOLLAN	21	TRUE
HER ALIBI	1989		PAULINAPORISKOVA	17	MAX
LONG TIME SINCE	1997		PAULINAPORISKOVA	30	SHO
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	NATALIEPORTMAN	27	MAX
WHERE THE HEART IS	2000	PG13	NATALIEPORTMAN	28	HBO
that 70's show	1998	tv	LAURAPREPON	WEEKLY SUN 830PM	FOX
NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD	1988	PG13	PRISCILLAPRESLEY	26	HBO
ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE	1990	R	PRISCILLAPRESLEY	23	FMC
SECRET ADMIRER	1985	R	KELLYPRESTON	27	COM	Teen misadventures	2	9
SPELLBINDER	1988	R	KELLYPRESTON	30	EXTR
TWINS	1988	PG	KELLYPRESTON	1	TNT/TBS	Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly?	8	10
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	KELLYPRESTON	23	SHO
HOLY MAN	1998	PG13	KELLYPRESTON	27	STZ
FOR LOVE OF THE GAME	1999	PG13	KELLYPRESTON	1	STZ
NAKED LIE	1989	NR	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	10	LIFE
RIVER OF RAGE: THE TAKING OF MAGGIE KEENE	1993		VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	30	MYST
DANCING IN THE DARK	1995		VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	28	LMN
titans	2000	TV	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	WEEKLY WEN 8PM	NBC
dallas	TV	TV	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
AMERICAN PIE	1999	R	TARAREID	27	ENC	Better than average teen sex comedy - Tara SMOKES as she loses her cherry and is on the receiving end of some major tongue action.	7	10
BUFFALO 66	1998		CHRISTINARICCI	29	IFC
TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES	1999	R	CHRISTINARICCI	29	TMC
SPACED INVADERS	1990	PG	ARIANARICHARDS	24	DIS
WILD THINGS	1998	R	DENISERICHARDS	13	USA	Bizarre tale of a rape trial.	4	10
TAIL LIGHTS FADE	1999	R	DENISERICHARDS	17	HBO
WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH	1999	PG13	DENISERICHARDS	30	SHO	Good Bond Movie - Denise is a great fuck, but couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.	9	8
ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN	1974		KIMRICHARDS	28	MYST	Kim was one delicious piece of jailbait when this came out.
RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN	1978	G	KIMRICHARDS	23	DIS
MEATBALLS PART II	1984	PG	KIMRICHARDS	12	COM	Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great!	0	8
chips - 1 episode	NA	NR	KIMRICHARDS	IN RERUNS		Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim?	1	8
COYOTE UGLY	2000	PG13	LEANNRIMES	30	PAY PER VIEW
SIXTEEN CANDLES	1984	PG	MOLLYRINGWALD	9	TNT/TBS
PRETTY IN PINK	1986	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	8	TBS/TNT
PICK-UP ARTIST	1987	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	28	WE
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	28	TMC	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5	1
MYSTIC PIZZA	1988	R	JULIAROBERTS	15	AMC
DYING YOUNG	1991		JULIAROBERTS	27	MAX
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU	1997	R	JULIAROBERTS	20	STZ
STEPMOM	1998	PG13	JULIAROBERTS	24	TMC
ERIN BROCKOVICH	1999	R	JULIAROBERTS	6	STZ
RUNAWAY BRIDE	1999	PG	JULIAROBERTS	29	TMC
NOTTING HILL	1999	PG13	JULIAROBERTS	24	TMC
charlie's angels	TV	TV	TANYAROBERTS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME	1987	R	MIMIROGERS	18	BRAVO	Mimi is under police protection, and ends up under her protector!	5	9
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY	1997	PG13	MIMIROGERS	23	TBS/TNT	Cute spoof of the James Bond genre	8	5
XMEN	2000	PG13	REBECCAROMIJN	30	PAY PER VIEW		6	3
LOTTERY	1996		KERIRUSSELL	1	LMN/LIF
EIGHT DAYS A WEEK	1997	R	KERIRUSSELL	29	MAX
felicity	1998	TV	KERIRUSSELL	TUES WEEKLY	WB
MAD ABOUT MAMBO	1999	PG13	KERI RUSSELL	30	PAY PER VIEW
star trek voyager	1999		JERIRYAN	WEEKLY LOCAL	WB
TOP GUN	1986	PG	MEGRYAN	15	TBS/TNT
ARMED AND DANGEROUS	1986	PG13	MEGRYAN	28	MAX/MYST
INNERSPACE	1987	NR	MEGRYAN	28	COM	Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space!	7	8
PROMISED LAND	1988	R	MEGRYAN	19	TRUE
PRESIDIO	1988	R	MEGRYAN	7	TBS/TNT
PRELUDE TO A KISS	1992	PG13	MEGRYAN	27	HBO	Cute romance story costarring Alec Baldwin	7	9
SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE	1993	PG	MEGRYAN	27	FLIX
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN	1994	R	MEGRYAN	27	ENC/TMC
IQ	1994	PG	MEGRYAN	24	HBO
HANGING UP	2000	PG13	MEGRYAN	26	MAX
HEATHERS	1989	NR	WINONARYDER	21	USA	Heather loved this movie, but Heather hated it.	4	6
WELCOME HOME ROXY CARMICHAEL	1990		WINONARYDER	21	COM
GIRL INTERRUPTED	1999	R	WINONARYDER	28	MAX
AUTUMN IN NEW YORK	2000	PG13	WINONARYDER	30	PAY PER VIEW
LOST SOULS	2000	R	WINONARYDER	30	PAY PER VIEW
ILLUSIONS	1992	R	EMMASAMMS	25	TMC
TREACHEROUS BEAUTIES	1994		EMMASAMMS	11	WE
dynasty	TV	TV	EMMA SAMMS	DAILY RERUNS	FX
SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE	1989	R	LAURASAN GIACOMO	25	ENC	Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies	7	9
QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER	1990	PG13	LAURASAN GIACOMO	22	SHO
FOR THEIR OWN GOOD	1993	NR	LAURASAN GIACOMO	6	LMN/LIFE
just shoot me	TV	TV	LAURASAN GIACOMO	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream.	9	8
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF	1986	PG13	MIASARA	22	TNT/TBS	High school as it should be	9	10
UNDERTOW	1996	R	MIASARA	30	ACTN
WITCHES OF EASTWICK	1987	R	SUSANSARANDON	28	COM
SWEET HEARTS DANCE	1988	R	SUSANSARANDON	23	SHO
LORENZO'S OIL	1992		SUSANSARANDON	21	BRAVO
SAFE PASSAGE	1994		SUSANSARANDON	18	LIFE/LMN
STEPMOM	1998	PG13	SUSANSARANDON	24	TMC
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	SUSANSARANDON	27	MAX
CRADLE WILL ROCK	1999	R	SUSANSARANDON	25	STZ
greatest american hero			CONNIESELLECCA	RERUNS	LOCAL	really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book.	10	7
hotel			CONNIESELLECCA	IN RERUNS
HOUSE OF SECRETS AND LIES	1992		CONNIESELLECCA	17	LMN/LIFE
PASSPORT TO MURDER	1993		CONNIESELLECCA	25	LIF/LMN
HOLIDAY TO REMEMBER	1995		CONNIESELLECCA	11	LMN/LIF
SHE LED TWO LIVES	1995	NR	CONNIESELLECCA	3	WE
DANGEROUS WATERS	1999		CONNIESELLECCA	1	FAM
SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL	1989	R	JOANSEVERANCE	25	COM
WHITE RAVEN	1998	R	JOANSEVERANCE	29	HBO
new love boat	1998-		JOANSEVERANCE	weekly sat 9PM	WGN
dr. quinn, medicine woman		TV	JANESEYMOUR	WEEKLY SAT 8PM	CBS
OH, HEAVENLY DOG!	1980	NR	JANESEYMOUR	8	FAM
SCARLET PIMPERNEL	1982		JANESEYMOUR	28	WE
HAUNTING PASSION	1983	NR	JANESEYMOUR	25	WE
SUN ALSO RISES	1984	NR	JANESEYMOUR	29	WE
LASSITER	1984	R	JANESEYMOUR	19	HBO
TUNNEL	1988	R	JANESEYMOUR	26	LOVE
MEMORIES OF MIDNIGHT	1991	NR	JANESEYMOUR	1	WE
ABSOLUTE TRUTH	1996		JANESEYMOUR	27	LIFE/LMN
FEAR 1990	1990		ALLYSHEEDY	22	LIFE	Ally is a psychic who can get inside the head of a rapist and see his victims as he does them.	8	6
HAUNTING OF SEACLIFF INN	1994		ALLYSHEEDY	7	FAM
BURIED ALIVE II	1997	NR	ALLYSHEEDY	21	USA
MACON COUNTY JAIL	1998	R	ALLYSHEEDY	17	TMC	Ally is tossed in the clink on trumped up charges, gets raped by the pinhead son of the warden, and breaks out with another convict serving time for a crime he didnt commit.	7	6
FURY WITHIN	1998		ALLYSHEEDY	21	USA
I'LL TAKE YOU THERE	1999		ALLYSHEEDY	29	SUND
LAST PICTURE SHOW	1971	R	CYBILLSHEPHERD	18	MAX
RETURN	1980		CYBILLSHEPHERD	30	SHO
LONG HOT SUMMER	1985		CYBILLSHEPHERD	9	WE
STORMY WEATHERS	1992	NR	CYBILLSHEPHERD	4	LIF/LMN
ONCE UPON A CRIME	1992	PG	CYBILLSHEPHERD	29	FLIX
THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY	1993	NR	CYBILLSHEPHERD	17	LIFE/LMN
TELLING SECRETS	1993		CYBILLSHEPHERD	27	LIFE/LMN
BABY BROKERS	1994	NR	CYBILLSHEPHERD	8	LMN/LIFE
WHILE JUSTICE SLEEPS	1994		CYBILLSHEPHERD	13	LIFE/LMN
LADY VANISHES	1995	PG	CYBILLSHEPHERD	29	FLIX
moonlighting	1996	TV	CYBILLSHEPHERD	RERUNS	LOCAL	Perhaps the finest comedic detective series of all time - Bruce Willis & Cybill put on a great show!	10	8
cybill	TV	TV	CYBILLSHEPHERD	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	2
DECEPTIONS	1990	R	NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	19	LIFE
SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER	1992		NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	6	LIF/LMN		4	10
PEOPLE NEXT DOOR	1996		NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	25	LIF/LMN
MURDER IN MY MIND	1997		NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	29	LMN/LIFE
suddenly susan		TV	BROOKESHIELDS	WEEKLY MON 8pm	NBC	Suddenly stupid	1	3
ENDLESS LOVE	1981	R	BROOKESHIELDS	3	WE
SEVENTH FLOOR	1994		BROOKESHIELDS	24	LIFE/LMN
RUNNING WILD	1995	PG	BROOKESHIELDS	28	TRUE
FREEWAY	1996	R	BROOKESHIELDS	13	FX
BACHELOR	1999	PG13	BROOKESHIELDS	30	STZ
ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING	1987	PG13	ELISABETHSHUE	21	TBS/TNT	Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop!	4	8
COCKTAIL	1988	R	ELISABETHSHUE	30	MAX	Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me.	1	8
SOAPDISH	1991		ELISABETHSHUE	19	LMN
RADIO INSIDE	1994		ELISABETHSHUE	26	WE
MOLLY	1999	PG13	ELISABETHSHUE	29	SHO
CRUSH	1993	R	ALICIASILVERSTONE	25	TNT	Alicia plays a teenage vixen with a crush on her older neighbor - he needs lots of cold showers to avoid the jailbait temptress. Pay close attention and Alicia will bless you with a full frontal.	7	10
HIDEAWAY	1995	R	ALICIASILVERSTONE	26	TMC	Oddly entertaining	6	7
LOVE'S LABOUR'S LOST	2000	PG	ALICIASILVERSTONE	12	PAYPERVIEW
SECRET OF MY SUCCESS	1987	NR	HELENSLATER	22	TNT/TBS
sweet justice			ALLISONSMITH	RERUNS	LOCAL
LYING EYES	1996		ALLISONSMITH	5	LMN/LIFE	Allison plays a bad girl - a real stretch!	4	6
spy game	1996-		ALLISONSMITH	reruns	LOCAL	God - Allison looked great in leather!	5	9
SWITCHBACK	1997	R	ALLISONSMITH	29	MAX	Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho.	7	7
working - 1 episode	1997		ALLISONSMITH	NBC - LOCAL		Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment	5	7
michael hayes	1998	NR	ALLISONSMITH	one episode	CBS
buddy faro	1998-		ALLISONSMITH	weekly fri 9pm	CBS	A yawner so far	1	5
west wing	1999-2000		ALLISONSMITH	WED	NBC	I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed.	0	1
kate and allie	TV	TV	ALLISONSMITH	DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm	E!	I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted.	8	10
MIDWEST OBSESSION	1995		COURTNEY THORNESMITH	30	LMN/LIFE
melrose place	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	9
ally macbeal	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
WINDMILLS OFTHE GODS	1988		JACLYNSMITH	8	WE
LIES BEFORE KISSES	1991		JACLYNSMITH	12	LMN/LIF
LOVE CAN BE MURDER	1992		JACLYNSMITH	28	LIFE
CRIES UNHEARD: THE DONNA YAKLICH STORY	1993		JACLYNSMITH	24	LIFE/LMN
NEVER BEEN KISSED	1999	PG13	LEELEESOBIESKI	30	HBO
EYES WIDE SHUT	1999	R	LEELEESOBIESKI	28	HBO	REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick.	1	9
HERE ON EARTH	2000	PG13	LEELEESOBIESKI	30	HBO
solid gold			SOLID GOLD DANCERS	reruns	VH1	Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either!	10	10
EXCLUSIVE	1992	NR	SUZANNESOMERS	18	LMN/LIFE
DEVIL'S FOOD	1996	NR	SUZANNESOMERS	27	LIFE/LMN
candid camera	1998-	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM	CBS
DARKLINGS	1999		SUZANNESOMERS	7	FAM
step by step	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing	5	5
three's company	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	7	10
LULU ON THE BRIDGE	1998	PG13	MIRASORVINO	27	HBO
AT FIRST SIGHT	1998	PG13	MIRASORVINO	30	TMC
SUMMER OF SAM	1999	R	MIRASORVINO	26	STZ
COED CALL GIRL	1996		TORISPELLING	26	MAX
DEADLY PURSUITS	1996		TORISPELLING	20	LMN/LIF
MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER?	1996	NR	TORISPELLING	1	LIFE/LMN
PERPETRATORS OF THE CRIME	1998		TORISPELLING	25	TMC
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TORISPELLING	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU	1999	PG13	JULIA STILES	28	WAM
WAIT TILL YOUR MOTHER GETS HOME	1983		DEE WALLACESTONE	29	TRUE
SECRET ADMIRER	1985	R	DEE WALLACESTONE	27	COM	Teen misadventures	2	9
CRITTERS	1986	PG13	DEE WALLACESTONE	21	SCIFI
INVISIBLE MOM 2	1998	PG	DEE WALLACESTONE	23	SHO
CALENDAR GIRL MURDERS	1984	NR	SHARONSTONE	26	MYST
ABOVE THE LAW	1988	R	SHARONSTONE	26	HBO
TEARS IN THE RAIN	1988	NR	SHARONSTONE	17	WE
HE SAID, SHE SAID	1991	PG13	SHARONSTONE	14	MAX
SCISSORS	1991	R	SHARONSTONE	25	EXTR
QUICK AND DEAD	1995		SHARONSTONE	29	TNT/TBS
MUSE	1999	PG13	SHARONSTONE	29	HBO
ZENON: THE ZEQUEL	2001		KIRSTENSTORMS	21	DIS	Fuck it - jailbait Kirsten cut her hair.
STAKEOUT	1987	R	MADELEINESTOWE	10	HBO	Richard Dreyfuss & Emelio Estevez are 2 cops on stakeout spying on Madeleine - Richard can't help but letting his little head get ahead of his big one.	7	9
TWO JAKES	1990	R	MADELEINESTOWE	22	AMC
LAST OF MOHICANS	1992	R	MADELEINESTOWE	27	MAX
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	MADELEINESTOWE	19	FMC	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	6
CHINA MOON	1994	R	MADELEINESTOWE	23	TMC
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	MADELEINESTOWE	23	STZ
GENERAL'S DAUGHTER	1999	R	MADELEINESTOWE	29	EXTR
AMERICAN BEAUTY	1999	R	MENASUVARI	28	HBO	Engaging tale of Kevin Spacey's midlife crisis - makes me wanna go out and buy a weightbench. Mena sizzles. Only drawback is a really depressing ending.	7	9
GIRL	1998		DOMENIQUESWAIN	15	MAX
INTERN	2000	R	DOMENIQUESWAIN	27	MAX/TMC
BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER	1992	NR	KRISTYSWANSON	8	FX	How this movie became a series mystifies me	2	8
CHASE 1994	1994		KRISTYSWANSON	7	FX	Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun.	8	8
SUPREME SANCTION	1998	R	KRISTYSWANSON	13	MAX
early edition	1998	tv	KRISTYSWANSON	SAT WEEKLY	CBS
BIG DADDY	1999	PG13	KRISTYSWANSON	28	HBO
Grapevine	2000	TV	KRISTYSWANSON	WEEKLY MON	CBS
DENIAL	1998	R	CHRISTINETAYLOR	27	MAX
DESPERATE BUT NOT SERIOUS	1999	R	CHRISTINETAYLOR	29	MAX/STZ
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE	1997	R	CHARLIZETHERON	2	TNT/TBS	All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES!	7	9
MIGHTY JOE YOUNG	1998	PG	CHARLIZETHERON	28	DIS
ASTRONAUTS WIFE	1999	R	CHARLIZETHERON	25	STZ
SWEET DREAMS (1996)	1996		TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN	27	LIFE
BURIED SECRETS	1996	NR	TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN	14	TNT/TBS
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	6
GATTACA	1997	PG13	UMATHIURMAN	6	USA
young and the restless	TV	TV	MELODYTHOMAS	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
JAWS 3	1983	NR	LEATHOMPSON	21	TNT/TBS	No teeth.	2	1
ALL THE RIGHT MOVES	1983	R	LEATHOMPSON	25	MAX	Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE!	1	9
BACK TO THE FUTURE III	1990	NR	LEATHOMPSON	27	USA	Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad!	7	4
UNSPOKEN TRUTH	1995		LEATHOMPSON	4	LIFE/LMN
caroline in the city	TV	TV	LEATHOMPSON	SYNDICATION	LOCAL	Richard makes this show!	8	1
JENNIFER 8	1992	NR	UMATHURMAN	4	SCIFI
MONTH BY THE LAKE	1995	PG	UMATHURMAN	30	HBO
TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS	1996	PG13	UMATHURMAN	21	FAM
dallas	TV	TV	CHARLENETILTON	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
happy days	TV	TV	CHARLENETILTON	one episode	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	9
UNTAMED HEART	1993	NR	MARISATOMEI	29	SHO
AIR AMERICA	1990	R	NANCYTRAVIS	28	TBS
SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER	1993	PG13	NANCYTRAVIS	29	COM
work with me	1999		NANCYTRAVIS	CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED	CBS
HARD COUNTRY	1981	NR	TANYATUCKER	19	LIFE/LMN
MONTANA 1998	1998	R	ROBINTUNNEY	12	MAX
END OF DAYS	1999	R	ROBINTUNNEY	4	STZ	Fairly entertaining end-of-world good vs. evil action flick with good ol Arnie saving the planet from devil incarnate Gabrielle Byrne. Robin Tunney plays the delicious biscuit the devil needs to plant his seed in to bring about Armageddon.	6	7
LAST CALL	1990	R	SHANNONTWEED	7	EXTR
INDECENT BEHAVIOR	1993	R	SHANNONTWEED	10	MAX
SCORNED	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	27	SHO
NIGHTFIRE	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	3	SHO
NO CONTEST	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	27	ACTN/EXTR
FORBIDDEN SINS	1998	R	SHANNONTWEED	4	HBO
DEAD BY DAWN	1998	R	SHANNONTWEED	12	HBO
SCANDALOUS BEHAVIOR	1998	R	SHANNONTWEED	20	MAX
ROWDY GIRLS	1999	R	SHANNONTWEED	28	MAX
ONEGIN	1999	R	LIVTYLER	16	STZ
COOKIE'S FORTUNE	1999	PG13	LIVTYLER	15	MAX
SURVIVORS	1983	R	KRISTENVIGARD	10	HBO	Robin Williams is his usual riotous self as a militant bent on protecting himself from the end of the world and from a dimestore robber he can identify. Walter Matthau is a fine sidekick, and speaking of FINE - check out the incredibly fuckable underage redheaded ass on KRISTEN!	8	10
AND THE SEA WILL TELL	1991	NR	RACHELWARD	14	LMN/LIF
AND NEVER LET HER GO	2001		RACHELWARD	1	CBS
step by step	TV	TV	ANGELAWATSON	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt.	5	10
EYEWITNESS	1981	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	22	WE
YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY	1983	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	10	MAX
GHOSTBUSTERS	1984	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	29	HBO/ENC	Amusing tale of paranormal strife.	8	5
ALIENS	1986	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	15	FX
GORILLAS IN THE MIST	1988		SIGOURNEYWEAVER	21	APL
GHOSTBUSTERS II	1989	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	29	HBO/ENC	Somewhat less amusing tale of paranormal strife.	5	3
ALIEN 3	1992	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	26	ENC
SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR	1997	NR	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	19	USA
GALAXY QUEST	1999	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	24	MAX
FANTASTIC VOYAGE	1966	PG	RAQUELWELCH	26	AMC	Wanna see how far special effects have come in the last 3 decades? Check this movie out for an example of the old school - it actually won awards in its era for effects. An enjoyable tale.	7	2
FATHOM	1967	NR	RAQUELWELCH	24	MYST
KANSAS CITY BOMBER	1972	PG	RAQUELWELCH	26	ACTN
THREE MUSKETEERS (1974)	1973	PG	RAQUELWELCH	30	AMC
SCANDAL IN A SMALL TOWN	1988		RAQUELWELCH	26	LIFE/LMN
WILD IN THE COUNTRY	1961		TUESDAYWELD	27	AMC
RETURN TO PEYTON PLACE	1961		TUESDAYWELD	17	MAX
I WALK THE LINE	1970		TUESDAYWELD	5	TCM
AUTHOR! AUTHOR!	1982	PG	TUESDAYWELD	21	HBO
dawson's creek	1997-	nr	MICHELLEWILLIAMS	tv weekly tues 9PM	WGN	Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!	0	10
SHAFT	2000	R	VANESSAWILLIAMS	19	PAY PER VIEW
OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN	1982	R	DEBRAWINGER	15	WE	one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick	8	5
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT	1983	PG	DEBRAWINGER	28	FLIX
MADE IN HEAVEN	1987	PG	DEBRAWINGER	24	STZ
MIKE'S MURDER	1984	R	DEBRA WINGER	29	MYST
HIDEOUS KINKY	1998	R	KATEWINSLET	30	SHO
FAR OFF PLACE	1993	PG	REESEWITHERSPOON	24	MAX
FREEWAY	1996	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	13	FX
CRUEL INTENTIONS	1999	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	30	HBO
ELECTION	1999	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	29	SHO	With Reese around, an eRection is more likely
BEST LAID PLANS	1999	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	2	MAX
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	ALICIAWITT	22	MAX
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	ALICIAWITT	23	SHO
URBAN LEGEND	1998	R	ALICIAWITT	8	USA
cybill	TV	TV	ALICIAWITT	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	8
STRIPES	1981		SEANYOUNG	27	COM
BLADERUNNER	1982	R	SEANYOUNG	11	USA/SCIFI
NO WAY OUT 1987	1987	R	SEANYOUNG	5	A&E	Political drama	5	9
ONCE UPON A CRIME	1992	PG	SEANYOUNG	29	FLIX
FOREVER	1992		SEANYOUNG	24	WE
EVIL HAS A FACE	1996		SEANYOUNG	17	LMN/LIFE
EXCEPTION TO THE RULE	1997	R	SEANYOUNG	23	HBO
WHOLE WIDE WORLD	1996	PG	RENEZELLWEGER	21	WE
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION	1994	R	RENEEZELLWEGER	29	MAX
BACHELOR	1999	PG13	RENEEZELLWEGER	30	STZ
ME MYSELF & IRENE	2000	R	RENEEZELLWEGER	26	PAY PER VIEW
NURSE BETTY	2000	R	RENEEZELLWEGER	30	PAY PER VIEW
FLY II	1989	R	DAPHNEZUNIGA	25	ENC
spin city - one episode	1997	NR	DAPHNEZUNIGA	IN RERUNS	ABC
STAND-INS	1997		DAPHNEZUNIGA	30	SHO

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