| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WAITING GAME | 1998 | PAULAABDUL | 25 | WE | ||||
| SHOOT TO KILL | 1988 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 21 | TNT | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING | 1989 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 21 | TBS/TNT/WGN | ||||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING TOO | 1990 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 4 | TBS/TNT | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 6 | TBS/TNT | |||
| SUDDENLY | 1996 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 31 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 28 | ENC | |||
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| PREDATOR 2 | 1990 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 21 | FMC | ||||
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 18 | MAX | |||
| SUDDEN TERROR: THE HIJACKING OF SCHOOLBUS 17 | 1996 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 25 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE | 1998 | NR | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 26 | USA | |||
| LOVE, CHEAT & STEAL | 1993 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 28 | FLIX | |||
| TWIST OF FATE | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 18 | LIFE | ||||
| HUNTED 1998 | 1998 | NR | MADCHENAMICK | 17 | USA | |||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| SNAPDRAGON | 1993 | R | PAMELAANDERSON | 19 | SHO | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| COVER GIRL MURDERS | 1993 | VANESSAANGEL | 5 | WGN | ||||
| MADE MEN | 1999 | R | VANESSAANGEL | 23 | MAX | |||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 30 | MAX | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | 23 | MAX | |||
| MY LITTLE ASSASSIN | GABRIELLEANWAR | 29 | LMN/LIFE | |||||
| WILD HEARTS CAN'T BE BROKEN | 1991 | G | GABRIELLEANWAR | 8 | WGN | |||
| THINGS TO DO IN DENVER... WHEN YOU'RE DEAD | 1995 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 28 | TMC | |||
| SUB DOWN | 1997 | GABRIELLEANWAR | 23 | USA | ||||
| GUILTY | 1999 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 28 | TBS | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| TOO SCARED TO SCREAM | 1985 | R | ANNEARCHER | 27 | EXTR | |||
| FATAL ATTRACTION | 1987 | R | ANNEARCHER | 30 | TNN | |||
| NARROW MARGIN | 1990 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 19 | BRAVO | Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted. | 8 | 5 |
| PATRIOT GAMES | 1992 | R | ANNEARCHER | 28 | USA | |||
| MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE | 1998 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 26 | USA | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 13 | COM | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| AFTER HOURS | 1985 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 1 | IFC | |||
| EIGHT MILLION WAYS TO DIE | 1986 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 21 | ACTN | |||
| WHO'S THAT GIRL? | 1987 | PG | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 31 | STZ | |||
| WRONG MAN | 1993 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 29 | MYST | |||
| I'M LOSING YOU | 1998 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 16 | HBO/STZ | |||
| FLOATING AWAY | 1998 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 17 | LIFE | |||
| SUGAR TOWN | 1999 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 31 | HBO | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| PARANOIA | 1998 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 10 | HBO | |||
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| COYOTE UGLY | 2000 | PG13 | TYRABANKS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LIFE SIZE | 2000 | TYRABANKS | 31 | DIS | ||||
| AND GOD CREATED WOMAN | 1956 | PG | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 15 | WE | |||
| ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 27 | SCIFI | |||
| DESERT BLOOM | 1986 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 29 | HBO | |||
| SEA OF LOVE | 1989 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 27 | ENC | Ellen just oozes sex as she climbs Al Pacino's back | 6 | 10 |
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 30 | ENC | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| MAN TROUBLE | 1992 | PG13 | ELLENBARKIN | 31 | ENC | Jack Nicholson can't save this one | 4 | 5 |
| INTO THE WEST | 1993 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 30 | HBO | |||
| BAD COMPANY | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 29 | MAX | Predictable, but watchable. | 6 | 7 |
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | ELLENBARKIN | 28 | ENC | |||
| MERCY | 1999 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 28 | HBO | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 19 | SCIFI | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 6 |
| CAT'S EYE | 1985 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 25 | MAX | Assemblage of engaging twilight-zone type stories told through the eyes of an innocent pussy (as Drew was at this youing age her own self) - Drew's involves a nefarious troll dwelling under her bed. Drew was way too young when this was filmed, but these days the trolls in her bedroom are IN her bed. | 8 | 5 |
| AMY FISHER STORY | 1993 | DREWBARRYMORE | 25 | TRUE | ||||
| NO PLACE TO HIDE | 1993 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 10 | SHO | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 29 | STZ | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 8 |
| BOYS ON THE SIDE | 1995 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | ENC | |||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | LOVE | |||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 29 | MAX | |||
| CHARLIE'S ANGELS | 2000 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| KATIE: PORTRAIT OF A CENTERFOLD | 1978 | KIMBASINGER | 17 | TNN | ||||
| NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN | 1983 | PG | KIMBASINGER | 29 | ACTN | Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond. | 3 | 6 |
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | KIMBASINGER | 13 | MAX | |||
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 22 | STZ | |||
| MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN | 1988 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 13 | SCIFI | |||
| I DREAMED OF AFRICA | 2000 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 21 | HBO | |||
| BLESS THE CHILD | 2000 | R | KIMBASINGER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FLASHDANCE | 1983 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 20 | TNT/TBS | Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day! | 3 | 10 |
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 28 | HBO | |||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 28 | IFC | |||
| DEAD ON SIGHT | 1994 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 11 | SHO | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 29 | HBO | |||
| PROPHECY II | 1998 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 5 | SCIFI | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| TURBULENCE II: FEAR OF FLYING | 2000 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 28 | MAX | |||
| JANE AUSTEN'S EMMA | 1996 | KATEBECKINSALE | 12 | A&E | ||||
| SHOOTING FISH | 1997 | PG | KATEBECKINSALE | 5 | WE | |||
| ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS | 1999 | KATEBECKINSALE | 8 | MAX | ||||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | KATEBECKINSALE | 28 | MAX | Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. | 7 | 7 |
| HEART LIKE A WHEEL | 1983 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | 7 | MAX | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 25 | FX | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| DIE HARD 2 | 1990 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 27 | TBS/TNT/WGN | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| JUDICIAL CONSENT | 1994 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 31 | HBO | |||
| BAD MANNERS | 1997 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | SHO | |||
| ANY MOTHER'S SON | 1997 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 12 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 27 | HBO | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHBERKELEY | 24 | LMN/LIFE | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| DYING TO BE PERFECT: THE ELLEN HART PENA STORY | 1996 | CRYSTALBERNARD | 27 | MAX | ||||
| GIDEON | 1998 | CRYSTALBERNARD | 11 | STZ | ||||
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 31 | ACTN | |||
| RACE THE SUN | 1996 | PG | HALLEBERRY | 24 | FLIX | |||
| INTRODUCING DOROTHY DANDRIDGE | 1999 | R | HALLEBERRY | 31 | HBO | |||
| BAPS | 1997 | PG13 | HALLYBERRY | 23 | COM | |||
| IN A CHILD'S NAME | 1991 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 16 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| SHADES OF GRAY | 1992 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 20 | CRT | |||
| HAUNTING OF HELEN WALKER | 1995 | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 11 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| CASE FOR LIFE | 1996 | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 19 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| ST IVES | 1976 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 8 | TNN | |||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 14 | TBS/TNT | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| GREEK TYCOON | 1978 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 30 | WE | |||
| ANNA KARENINA | 1985 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 29 | WE | |||
| LEAVE OF ABSENCE | 1994 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 16 | USA | ||||
| LET THE DEVIL WEAR BLACK | 1999 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 20 | MAX | |||
| SEX AND MRS. X | 2000 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 11 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| DEADLY VOWS | 1994 | NR | JOSIEBISSETT | 17 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| BABY MONITOR: SOUND OF FEAR | 1997 | NR | JOSIEBISSETT | 5 | USA | |||
| EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC | 1977 | R | LINDABLAIR | 28 | MYST | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 22 | FMC | |||
| PARADISE ROAD | 1997 | CATEBLANCHETT | 23 | WE | ||||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | CATEBLANCHETT | 29 | LOVE | |||
| PUSHING TIN | 1999 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 25 | MAX | |||
| ULTIMATE DECEPTION | 1999 | YASMINEBLEETH | 24 | USA | ||||
| titans | 2000 | TV | YASMINEBLEETH | WEEKLY WEN 8PM | NBC | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 28 | TBS/TNT | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| working girl tv series | 1990 | SANDRABULLOCK | IN RERUNS | |||||
| WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING | 1995 | PG | SANDRABULLOCK | 26 | SHO | |||
| PRINCE OF EGYPT | 1998 | PG | SANDRABULLOCK | 25 | MAX | |||
| FORCES OF NATURE | 1999 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 29 | MAX | |||
| TWENTY EIGHT DAYS | 2000 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 31 | HBO | |||
| THREE TO TANGO | 1999 | PG13 | NEVECAMPBELL | 21 | HBO | |||
| SCREAM 3 | 2000 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 26 | SHO | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| angel | 1999 | tv | CHARISMACARPENTER | weekly tue 9pm | WB | |||
| KULL THE CONQUEROR | 1997 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 26 | SCIFI | |||
| relic hunter | 1999 | tv | TIACARRERE | WEEKLY SAT 5PM | WGN/WB | |||
| FIVE ACES | 1999 | R | TIACARRERE | 21 | MAX | |||
| DADDY | 1991 | LYNDACARTER | 26 | LMN | ||||
| FAMILY BLESSINGS | 1997 | LYNDACARTER | 23 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| LACE | 1984 | PHOEBECATES | 13 | WE | ||||
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 26 | MAX | Could Phoebe be any cuter? Woulda loved to see her get raped by Stripe, though! | 9 | 8 |
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 23 | SHO | |||
| PRINCESS CARABOO | 1994 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 13 | WE | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | 27 | TNT | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| SOME GIRLS 1988 | 1988 | NR | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 20 | WE | |||
| WAKING THE DEAD | 2000 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 31 | SUND | |||
| street | 2000 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | WED | FOX | ||||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | MARISACOUGHLAN | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MARISACOUGHLAN | 28 | EXTR | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | 9 |
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE | 1987 | NR | COURTENEYCOX | 31 | WGN/TBS | |||
| BATTLING FOR BABY | 1992 | COURTENEYCOX | 24 | LMN | ||||
| SCREAM 3 | 2000 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 26 | SHO | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| batman | 1968 | TV | YVONNECRAIG | in reruns | As a youngster, nothing got me hotter than Batgirl in her spandex. Yvonne, you can rip off my utility belt any day! | 9 | 10 | |
| WOMAN ON TOP | 2000 | R | PENELOPECRUZ | 17 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 28 | TBS/TNT | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| IN THE MOOD | 1987 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 31 | TRUE | |||
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 22 | TBS/WGN | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 19 | MAX | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 17 | WE | |||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 28 | MAX | Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. | 7 | 8 |
| MOD SQUAD | 1999 | R | CLAIREDANES | 28 | TMC | |||
| PATERNITY | 1981 | PG | BEVERLYDANGELO | 15 | HBO | |||
| HANDS OF A STRANGER | 1986 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 27 | LMN/LIF | |||
| CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY | 1993 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 1 | LIFE | ||||
| SWEET TEMPTATION | 1996 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 20 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ABC TV - LOCAL | |||||
| MOVING | 1988 | R | STACEYDASH | 20 | MAX | |||
| MO' MONEY | 1992 | R | STACEYDASH | 29 | HBO | |||
| DEADLY VISION | 1997 | KRISTINDAVIS | 5 | LIFE | ||||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| SIRENS 1999 | 1999 | R | DANADELANEY | 31 | SHO | |||
| HANGFIRE | 1990 | KIMDELANEY | 25 | EXTR | ||||
| DARKMAN II: THE RETURN OF DURANT | 1995 | R | KIMDELANEY | 18 | SCIFI | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | DANADELANY | 5 | USA | |||
| TOMBSTONE | 1993 | R | DANADELANY | 27 | TMC | |||
| RISKY BUSINESS | 1983 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 31 | MAX | Tom Cruise hires a call girl | 4 | 8 |
| SLUGGER'S WIFE | 1985 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 24 | MAX | |||
| HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE | 1992 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 7 | TBS/WGN | A babysitter gone mad. | 5 | 5 |
| NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS | 1995 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 10 | USA | |||
| TABLE FOR ONE | 1999 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 30 | MAX/SHO | |||
| SMOOTH TALK | 1985 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 25 | STZ | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | 29 | BRAVO/IFC | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | LAURADERN | 11 | SUND | |||
| BABY DANCE | 1998 | NR | LAURADERN | 13 | LMN/LIF | |||
| VERY BAD THINGS | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 15 | SUND | |||
| BEING JOHN MALKOVICH | 1999 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 29 | SUND | |||
| ANY GIVEN SUNDAY | 1999 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 24 | MAX | |||
| CHARLIE'S ANGELS | 2000 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| RIO BRAVO | 1959 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 5 | TBS/TCM | |||
| ROME ADVENTURE | 1962 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 31 | LOVE | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | DONNADIXON | 8 | COM | ||||
| our house | shannendoherty | reruns | Shannen was a really fine piece of jailbait back when this aired | |||||
| TICKET | 1996 | NR | SHANNENDOHERTY | 24 | USA/TNN | |||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| STRIKING POSES | 1999 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 23 | HBO | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | R | AMIDOLENZ | 13 | TMC | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| BEAUTIFUL | 2000 | PG13 | MINNIEDRIVER | 9 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | KIRSTENDUNST | 2 | DIS | ||||
| FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT | 1998 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | 8 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| ALL I WANNA DO | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 4 | STZ | |||
| DEVIL'S ARITHMETIC | 1999 | KIRSTENDUNST | 31 | SHO | ||||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 28 | ENC | |||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 31 | SHO | Guess where I'd like to stick mine? I'll give you a hint: open wide, Kirsten, and say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" | ||
| BRING IT ON | 2000 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | Kirsten shakes her beautiful pompoms - do you need any other reason to watch? | 10 | |
| outer limits - one episode | 2000 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| e.r. - 2 episodes | NA | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | ||||
| baywatch | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| DEMOLITIONIST | 1996 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 26 | SCIFI | |||
| PRICE OF KISSING | 1997 | PG13 | NICOLEEGGERT | 29 | SHO/STZ | |||
| charles in charge | TV | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years | 3 | 10 |
| LIVE WIRE | 1992 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 19 | MAX | |||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| baywatch | TV | ERIKAELENIAK | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY | 1995 | PG | ERIKAELENIAK | 17 | MAX | |||
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 28 | COM | |||
| EIGHTY-SEVENTH PRECINCT: HEATWAVE | 1996 | ERIKAELENIAK | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 28 | COM | |||
| INTO THE ARMS OF DANGER | 1997 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 15 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| SATURN 3 | 1980 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 25 | SCIFI | |||
| POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL - THE BARBARA HUTTON STORY | 1986 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 19 | WE | |||
| SMALL SACRIFICES | 1989 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 6 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| MAN OF THE HOUSE | 1995 | PG | FARRAHFAWCETT | 11 | TMC | |||
| DR. T & THE WOMEN | 2000 | R | FARRAHFAWCETT | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT | 1977 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 27 | ACTN | |||
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II | 1980 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 31 | TNT/TBS | |||
| BACK ROADS | 1981 | R | SALLYFIELD | 13 | WE | |||
| PUNCHLINE | 1988 | R | SALLYFIELD | 30 | HBO/STZ/SHO | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 21 | TBS/WGN | |||
| NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER | 1990 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 14 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| HOMEWARD BOUND: THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY | 1993 | G | SALLYFIELD | 14 | DIS | |||
| BLUES BROTHERS | 1980 | R | CARRIEFISHER | 20 | ENC | |||
| BURBS | 1989 | CARRIEFISHER | 27 | FAM | ||||
| POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE | 1990 | R | CARRIEFISHER | 31 | HBO/TMC | |||
| MILK AND MONEY | 1996 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 25 | WE | ||||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 29 | HBO | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| SCANDAL | 1989 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | BRAVO | |||
| LITTLE BUDDHA | 1993 | PG | BRIDGETFONDA | 17 | STZ | |||
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 9 | TNT/TBS | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | BRIDGETFONDA | 3 | TBS/TNT | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | LMN | |||
| FINDING GRACELAND | 1998 | PG13 | BRIDGETFONDA | 3 | MAX | |||
| SIMPLE PLAN | 1998 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | TMC | |||
| BREAK UP | 1998 | BRIDGETFONDA | 26 | HBO | ||||
| LAKE PLACID | 1999 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 28 | MAX | |||
| KATE'S ADDICTION | 1998 | R | FARRAHFORKE | 7 | MAX | |||
| FIVE CORNERS | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 21 | IFC | |||
| BACKTRACK | 1991 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 16 | TMC | |||
| NELL | 1994 | JODIEFOSTER | 26 | A&E | ||||
| ANNA AND THE KING | 1999 | PG13 | JODIEFOSTER | 23 | MAX | |||
| BETTER OFF DEAD | 1985 | PG | DIANEFRANKLIN | 28 | ENC/FLIX | |||
| PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY | 1995 | PG | SADIEFROST | 17 | MAX | |||
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | PG | TERIGARR | 24 | MAX | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 3 |
| MIRACLES | 1984 | PG | TERIGARR | 23 | STZ/SHO | |||
| AFTER HOURS | 1985 | R | TERIGARR | 1 | IFC | |||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | TERIGARR | 31 | SHO | |||
| UNFINISHED AFFAIR | 1996 | JENNIEGARTH | 26 | USA | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | REBECCAGAYHEART | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE - 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 30 | MAX | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| Growing Pains | TRACEYGOLD | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 10 | |||
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 2 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 22 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| KIDNAPPING IN THE FAMILY | 1996 | TRACEYGOLD | 18 | TNT | ||||
| PERFECT DAUGHTER | 1996 | NR | TRACEYGOLD | 22 | LIFE | |||
| TO FACE HER PAST | 1996 | TRACEYGOLD | 30 | HBO | ||||
| GIRL NEXT DOOR | 1998 | NR | TRACEYGOLD | 31 | MAX/EXTR | |||
| DIRTY LITTLE SECRET | 1998 | NR | TRACEYGOLD | 18 | USA | |||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 30 | HBO | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 29 | HBO | |||
| LICENSE TO DRIVE | 1988 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 30 | FMC | ||||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 27 | TNT | |||
| COMMITTED | 2000 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 12 | STZ | |||
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 30 | FLIX/ENC | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 27 | LOVE | |||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| BODY DOUBLE | 1984 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 27 | TBS/TNT | |||
| SOMETHING WILD | 1986 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 29 | SUND | |||
| CHERRY 2000 | 1988 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 26 | WGN | ||||
| PACIFIC HEIGHTS | 1990 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 7 | TBS/TNT/WGN | |||
| PARADISE 1991 | 1991 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 22 | MAX | |||
| MILK MONEY | 1994 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 13 | USA | Cute tail of son fixing up daddy | 6 | 8 |
| CRAZY IN ALABAMA | 1999 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 29 | MAX | |||
| CECIL B. DEMENTED | 2000 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 9 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| SCANNERS: THE SHOWDOWN | 1995 | NR | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | 12 | SCIFI | |||
| STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD | 2000 | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | 27 | DIS | ||||
| our house | deidrehall | reruns | ||||||
| SUMMER LOVERS | 1982 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 29 | WE | Sex on the beach - WOW! | 1 | 10 |
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 21 | TNT/TBS | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 1 | FX | |||
| CLAN OF CAVE BEAR | 1986 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 6 | SCIFI | Daryl plays a bodacious Neanderthal who just loves to get laid. | 6 | 10 |
| HIGH SPIRITS | 1988 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 31 | TMC | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 21 | TBS/WGN | |||
| CRAZY PEOPLE | 1990 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 27 | COM | |||
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 24 | LMN/LIFE | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| HI-LIFE | 1998 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 25 | HBO | |||
| ADDAMS FAMILY REUNION | 1998 | DARYLHANNAH | 27 | FAM | ||||
| WILDFLOWERS | 1999 | DARYLHANNAH | 14 | WE | ||||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | ALYSONHANNIGAN | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | 12 | FAM | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 | |
| TWISTED DESIRE | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | 19 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| SILENCING MARY | 1997 | NR | MELISSA JOANHART | 16 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| DRIVE ME CRAZY | 1999 | PG13 | MELISSA JOANHART | 29 | HBO | |||
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| Knot's Landing | LISAHARTMAN | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| VALLEY OF THE DOLLS | 1981 | LISAHARTMAN | 6 | WE | Soap Opera-ish stuff saved by the gorgeous Lisa Hartman in some sexy outfits singing some cool songs | 3 | 10 | |
| OPERATION | 1990 | LISAHARTMAN | 8 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| BARE ESSENTIALS | 1991 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | 9 | WE | |||
| FALSELY ACCUSED | 1993 | LISAHARTMAN | 12 | CRT | ||||
| SOMEONE ELSE'S CHILD | 1994 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | 5 | USA | |||
| HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON | 1996 | LISAHARTMAN | 13 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | TERIHATCHER | 13 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | TERIHATCHER | 25 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| HEAVEN'S PRISONERS | 1996 | R | TERIHATCHER | 1 | TBS/TNT | |||
| ALL TIED UP | NA | NR | TERIHATCHER | 19 | COM | Great movie for gals who just broke up with their guys, and Teri looks fab! | 6 | 7 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| THERE'S A GIRL IN MY SOUP | 1970 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 29 | LOVE | |||
| DOLLARS$ | 1972 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 16 | HBO | |||
| BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE | 1972 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | LOVE/TRUE | |||
| SUGARLAND EXPRESS | 1974 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | WE | |||
| DUCHESS AND THE DIRTWATER FOX | 1976 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 31 | FMC | |||
| PRIVATE BENJAMIN | 1980 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 28 | TNT/TBS | |||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 4 | ENC | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 28 | TBS/TNT | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 5 | USA | |||
| CRISSCROSS | 1992 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 21 | FLIX | |||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 31 | LOVE | |||
| DESPERADO | 1995 | NR | SALMAHAYEK | 10 | USA | |||
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN | 1996 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 26 | ENC | Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day. | 2 | 10 |
| FOOLS RUSH IN | 1997 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 29 | LMN/LIF | Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable. | 1 | 7 |
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 27 | TMC | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| WILD WILD WEST | 1999 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 25 | HBO | Salma sure looks good in those tight tops | 4 | 7 |
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | MARILUHENNER | 13 | MAX | |||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | PG13 | MARILUHENNER | 27 | HBO | |||
| CANNONBALL RUN II | 1984 | MARILUHENNER | 9 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| LOVE WITH A PERFECT STRANGER | 1986 | MARILUHENNER | 9 | WE | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 27 | HBO | |||
| DOG PARK | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 31 | STZ | |||
| CARACARA | 1999 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 21 | HBO | |||
| WHOLE NINE YARDS | 2000 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 30 | MAX | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| time of your life | 1999 | tv | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEEKLY MON 8PM | FOX | |||
| SUBURBANS | 1999 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 27 | HBO | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| VALLEY OF THE DOLLS | 1981 | CATHERINEHICKS | 6 | WE | Soap Opera-ish stuff saved by the gorgeous Lisa Hartman in some sexy outfits singing some cool songs | 3 | 7 | |
| RAZOR'S EDGE | 1984 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 30 | ENC | |||
| PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED | 1986 | CATHERINEHICKS | 5 | BRAVO | ||||
| LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON | 1987 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 26 | COM | |||
| LAGUNA HEAT | 1987 | NR | CATHERINEHICKS | 3 | TNN | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| FUGITIVE AMONG US | 1992 | LAURENHOLLY | 1 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 27 | HBO | |||
| ENTROPY | 1999 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 30 | HBO | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| GO | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 27 | MAX | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | KATIEHOLMES | 28 | EXTR | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | 9 |
| WAITING TO EXHALE | 1995 | R | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 23 | FMC | |||
| RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN'S CINDERELLA | 1997 | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 24 | DIS | ||||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | KATEHUDSON | 30 | SHO | |||
| ALMOST FAMOUS | 2000 | R | KATEHUDSON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NEXT OF KIN | 1989 | R | HELENHUNT | 27 | TBS/TNT | |||
| DR. T & THE WOMEN | 2000 | R | HELENHUNT | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 17 | COM | |||
| ONCE AROUND | 1991 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 31 | LOVE | |||
| HARLAN COUNTY WAR | 2000 | HOLLYHUNTER | 19 | SHO | ||||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 12 | TBS/TNT | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 8 |
| BEDAZZLED | 2000 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PERRY MASON MYSTERY: CASE OF THE WICKED WIVES | 1993 | KATHYIRELAND | 12 | CRT | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S LOADED WEAPON 1 | 1993 | PG13 | KATHYIRELAND | 7 | TBS/TNT | |||
| MANNY AND LO | 1996 | R | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | 30 | STZ | |||
| FOR YOUR EYES ONLY | 1981 | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | 27 | TBS | Roger Moore is a fab James Bond! | 8 | 7 | |
| DRIVING ME CRAZY | 1991 | PG | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 27 | EXTR | |||
| WOMAN SCORNED: THE BETTY BRODERICK STORY | 1992 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 19 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| FOXFIRE | 1996 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 18 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| GIRL INTERRUPTED | 1999 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 30 | HBO | |||
| BONE COLLECTOR | 1999 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 27 | STZ | |||
| BLUE JUICE | 1995 | R | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 25 | HBO | |||
| CATHERINE THE GREAT | 1995 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 14 | A&E | ||||
| ENTRAPMENT | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 28 | MAX | |||
| HAUNTING 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 27 | MAX | |||
| AMERICAN ANTHEM | 1986 | PG13 | JANETJONES | 29 | MAX/STZ | |||
| PASSION OF DARKLY NOON | 1995 | ASHLEYJUDD | 30 | HBO/SHO | ||||
| NORMA JEAN & MARILYN | 1996 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 27 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1999 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 28 | TMC | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | IN SYNDICATION | LOCAL | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS | 1986 | PG13 | PATSYKENSIT | 29 | SHO | |||
| CHICAGO JOE AND THE SHOWGIRL | 1990 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 31 | IFC | |||
| BITTER HARVEST | 1993 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 31 | SHO | |||
| LOVE AND BETRAYAL: THE MIA FARROW STORY | 1995 | NR | PATSYKENSIT | 18 | FMC | |||
| BLIND FAITH | 1990 | JOANNAKERNS | 3 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| GREAT LOS ANGELES EARTHQUAKE | 1990 | JOANNAKERNS | 16 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| SHATTERING THE SILENCE | 1993 | JOANNAKERNS | 5 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| TERROR IN THE FAMILY | 1996 | JOANNAKERNS | 6 | USA | ||||
| Growing Pains | JOANNA KERNS | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 7 | |||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | 27 | TNT/TBS/TCM | ||||
| SOME KIND OF HERO | 1982 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 28 | SHO | |||
| TRENCHCOAT | 1983 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | 22 | ENC | |||
| PYGMALION | 1988 | MARGOTKIDDER | 23 | LOVE | ||||
| SILENT CRADLE | 1998 | MARGOTKIDDER | 7 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| PORTRAIT OF A LADY | 1996 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 29 | SHO | |||
| EYES WIDE SHUT | 1999 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 31 | MAX | REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick. | 1 | 9 |
| PARIS, TEXAS | 1984 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 14 | FMC | |||
| RING | 1996 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 28 | LMN | ||||
| LITTLE BOY BLUE | 1997 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 30 | HBO | |||
| SAVIOR | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 27 | HBO | |||
| SUSAN'S PLAN | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 3 | MAX | |||
| TIMESHARE | 2000 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 13 | FAM | ||||
| RED LETTERS | 2000 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 17 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PARANOIA | 1998 | R | SALLYKIRKLAND | 10 | HBO | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| LUCKY NUMBERS | 2000 | R | LISAKUDROW | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HANGING UP | 2000 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 31 | MAX | |||
| PURPLE HEARTS | 1984 | R | CHERYLLADD | 31 | MAX | |||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 22 | WE | |||
| LOCKED UP: A MOTHER'S RAGE | 1991 | CHERYLLADD | 9 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| CHANGES | 1991 | CHERYLLADD | 9 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 23 | TBS/TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 0 |
| HAUNTING OF LISA | 1996 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 11 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| EVERY MOTHER'S WORST FEAR | 1997 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 12 | USA | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SIX PACK | 1982 | PG | DIANELANE | 21 | HBO | |||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | PG | DIANELANE | 23 | SHO | |||
| VITAL SIGNS | 1990 | DIANELANE | 24 | FMC | ||||
| JUDGE DREDD | 1995 | DIANELANE | 28 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| MURDER AT 1600 | 1997 | R | DIANELANE | 20 | TBS/TNT | Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all. | 5 | 5 |
| POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE | 1981 | R | JESSICALANGE | 26 | FLIX | Drawn out murder for lust tale. Saved by Jessica's smokin hot sex scenes. | 2 | 10 |
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | PG | JESSICALANGE | 24 | MAX | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 9 |
| SWEET DREAMS (1985) | 1985 | JESSICALANGE | 5 | AMC | ||||
| CRIMES OF THE HEART | 1986 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 31 | STZ | |||
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 31 | TMC/ENC | |||
| MEN DON'T LEAVE | 1990 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 25 | HBO/TMC | |||
| O PIONEERS! | 1992 | NR | JESSICALANGE | 30 | WSTN | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 12 | USA | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | 30 | BRAVO | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 13 | WE | |||
| HARD TO KILL | 1990 | KELLYLEBROCK | 27 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| BETRAYAL OF THE DOVE | 1993 | KELLYLEBROCK | 16 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| TRACKS OF A KILLER | 1996 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 18 | LIF/LMN | |||
| GEORGIA | 1995 | R | JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH | 30 | SUND | |||
| RUSH | 1991 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 22 | FX | |||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 28 | IFC | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN | 1996 | R | JULIETLEWIS | 26 | ENC | Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day. | 2 | 7 |
| THAT NIGHT | 1992 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 25 | LOVE | |||
| STRANGE DAYS | 1995 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 31 | MAX | |||
| SOME GIRL | 1998 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 25 | MAX | |||
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 19 | SCIFI | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 2 |
| LETHAL CHARM | 1991 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 24 | TNT | ||||
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 27 | EXTR | |||
| TERROR INSIDE | 1996 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 31 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| LIFE SIZE | 2000 | LINDSAYLOHAN | 31 | DIS | ||||
| NIGHT SHIFT | 1982 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 29 | SHO | Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick! | 10 | 9 |
| TROOP BEVERLY HILLS | 1989 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 12 | DIS | |||
| BRADY BUNCH MOVIE | 1995 | PG13 | SHELLEYLONG | 31 | HBO | |||
| WOMEN OF SPRING BREAK | 1995 | SHELLEYLONG | 8 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| BLOOD & WINE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 26 | BRAVO | |||
| SELENA | 1997 | PG | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 20 | TNT/TBS | |||
| OUT OF SIGHT | 1998 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 22 | USA | |||
| CELL | 2000 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 17 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| WOMAN WHO SINNED | 1991 | SUSANLUCCI | 1 | WE | ||||
| EBBIE | 1995 | SUSANLUCCI | 7 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: WHY MY DAUGHTER | 1993 | NR | JAMIELUNER | 13 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| CONFESSIONS OF A SORORITY GIRL | 1994 | JAMIELUNER | 1 | LMN | ||||
| profiler | 1999 | tv | JAMIELUNER | WEEKLY SAT 10PM | NBC | |||
| Just The Ten Of Us | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | 7 | 10 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER | 1999 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 24 | MAX | |||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 9 | MAX | |||
| DECEPTION | 1993 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 28 | MAX | |||
| GROUNDHOG DAY | 1993 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 28 | TBS/TNT | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 29 | STZ | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 5 |
| MICHAEL | 1996 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 20 | TNT/TBS | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 21 | HBO | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | 13 | COM | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| WHO'S THAT GIRL? | 1987 | PG | MADONNA | 31 | STZ | |||
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | MADONNA | 27 | LOVE | |||
| LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | 6 | TNT/TBS | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | MADONNA | 29 | HBO | |||
| ELECTRIC DREAMS | 1984 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 26 | LOVE | Guy loves girl, but computer loves guy! A really cute movie - and proof that Virginia can get even a PC drive overly hard. | 10 | 8 |
| HEARST AND DAVIES AFFAIR | 1985 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 27 | TRUE | |||
| HOT TO TROT | 1988 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 28 | ENC | I refuse to pan a horse movie, but I'd rather saddle up Virginia any day! | 6 | 7 |
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 23 | SHO | |||
| PROPHECY | 1995 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 28 | HBO | |||
| LEO TOLSTOY'S ANNA KARENINA | 1997 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 14 | HBO | |||
| WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 26 | SHO | Good Bond movie - Sophie SMOKES! | 9 | 10 |
| LOST AND FOUND | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 30 | HBO | |||
| OUTSIDE MAN | 1973 | PG | ANNMARGRET | 26 | EXTR | |||
| VILLAIN | 1979 | ANNMARGRET | 22 | TBS | ||||
| I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES | 1982 | ANNMARGRET | 16 | WE | ||||
| WHO WILL LOVE MY CHILDREN? | 1983 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 12 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| NEW LIFE | 1988 | ANNMARGRET | 27 | LOVE | ||||
| OUR SONS | 1991 | ANNMARGRET | 13 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| FOLLOWING HER HEART | 1994 | ANNMARGRET | 6 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| SEDUCED BY MADNESS: THE DIANE BORCHARDT STORY | 1996 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 6 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| BLUE RODEO | 1996 | ANNMARGRET | 9 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| LIFE OF THE PARTY: THE PAMELA HARRIMAN STORY | 1998 | ANNMARGRET | 9 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | KELLIEMARTIN | 5 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| HIDDEN IN SILENCE | 1996 | KELLIEMARTIN | 27 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1972 | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | 22 | FMC | Any excuse to get Pamela wet! | |||
| nancy drew | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | RERUNS | Detective series from back in the 70s or so featuring the supple young Pamela | 6 | 8 | ||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 2 | COM | ||||
| FUNNY ABOUT LOVE | 1990 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 25 | COM | ||||
| BENNY & JOON | 1993 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 30 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 29 | STZ | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| BED OF ROSES | 1996 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 25 | ENC | |||
| IN HER DEFENSE | 1998 | MARLEEMATLIN | 30 | MAX | ||||
| WHEN JUSTICE FAILS | 1998 | R | MARLEEMATLIN | 4 | MAX | |||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: JUSTICE FOR ANNIE | 1996 | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | 21 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| MCHALE'S NAVY | 1997 | DEBRAMESSING | 30 | COM | ||||
| will and grace | 1999 | tv | DEBRAMESSING | WEEKLY TUE | NBC | |||
| COMMANDO | 1985 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 30 | ACTN | |||
| CONFESSIONS OF A SORORITY GIRL | 1994 | ALYSSAMILANO | 1 | LMN | ||||
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| FEAR 1996 | 1996 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 31 | STZ | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | ABC | Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie! | 2 | 9 |
| BELOW UTOPIA | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 21 | HBO | Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped | 3 | 10 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 27 | FAM/ENC | Danny Devito is a ruthless Wall Street weasel looking to plunder Penelope Ann Miller's company, but his lust for her gets in the way. Highpoint is Danny's take on lawyers: "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads - I've got mine because they've got theirs, but if either one of us uses them we're all fucked." | 8 | 9 |
| LITTLE CITY | 1997 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 31 | TMC | |||
| HIRED HEART | 1997 | NR | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 11 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| BREAK UP | 1998 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 26 | HBO | ||||
| Knot's Landing | DONNAMILLS | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING BRIDESMAID | 1990 | DONNAMILLS | 20 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| FALSE ARREST | 1991 | DONNAMILLS | 24 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| NO SMALL AFFAIR | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | 29 | MAX | A teen photographer falls for the singer he is seeing thru his lens. Demi was still young and tight when she made this flick. | 6 | 8 |
| ST ELMO'S FIRE | 1985 | R | DEMIMOORE | 22 | MAX/STZ | Teen bullshit script, but a young n tight Demi straddles a jukebox with unparalled vim and vigor. | 0 | 9 |
| BUTCHER'S WIFE | 1991 | PG13 | DEMIMOORE | 27 | PAX | 3 | 4 | |
| HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE | 1992 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 7 | TBS/WGN | A babysitter gone mad. | 5 | 5 |
| BENNY & JOON | 1993 | JULIANNEMOORE | 30 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| PSYCHO | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 26 | STZ | |||
| MAP OF THE WORLD | 1999 | JULIANNEMOORE | 12 | USA | ||||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | JULIANNEMOORE | 29 | LOVE | |||
| END OF THE AFFAIR | 1999 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 30 | HBO | |||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | BEBENEUWIRTH | 9 | MAX | |||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | 27 | TMC | Stupid Flick about teachers taken over by an alien force | 1 | 4 |
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 20 | TBS/TNT | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS | 1998 | PG13 | JACQUELINEOBRADORS | 8 | USA | Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho. | 8 | 10 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | LARISAOLEYNIK | 25 | ENC | |||
| TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO | 1992 | ASHLEYOLSEN | 13 | FAM | ||||
| PASSPORT TO PARIS | 1999 | ASHLEYOLSEN | 12 | FAM | ||||
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| ROMAN HOLIDAY | 1987 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 23 | WE | ||||
| DEADLY RELATIONS | 1993 | NR | GWYNETHPALTROW | 7 | LMN/LIF | |||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 28 | IFC | |||
| EMMA | 1996 | PG | GWYNETHPALTROW | 20 | LIFE | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 12 | USA | |||
| SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 27 | LOVE | |||
| HURLYBURLY | 1998 | R | ANNAPAQUIN | 18 | ENC | |||
| SOMEWHERE TOMORROW | 1983 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 20 | FLIX | |||
| STRIKING DISTANCE | 1993 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 29 | MAX/FLIX | |||
| HOCUS POCUS | 1993 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 30 | HBO | Sarah casts her spell - she can ride my broom any day! | 7 | 7 |
| MIAMI RHAPSODY | 1995 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 27 | SHO | |||
| EXTREME MEASURES | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 31 | TBS/TNT | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 23 | MAX | |||
| sex and the city | 1998 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | weekly series | HBO | ||||
| DUDLEY D0-RIGHT | 1999 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 4 | STZ | |||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | NIAPEEPLES | 2 | DIS | ||||
| COYOTE UGLY | 2000 | PG13 | PIPERPERABO | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FEARLESS | 1993 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 17 | STZ | |||
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | ROSIEPEREZ | 30 | TBS/TNT | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| DANCE WITH THE DEVIL | 1997 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 9 | HBO | |||
| TWENTY FOUR HOUR WOMAN | 1999 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 29 | TMC | |||
| PINK CADILLAC | 1989 | PG13 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 18 | MAX | |||
| LAST BEST YEAR | 1990 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 26 | USA | ||||
| HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS | 1980 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 17 | MAX | |||
| GREASE 2 | 1982 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 18 | TBS/TNT | The epitomy of god awful sequels | 0 | 3 |
| INTO THE NIGHT | 1985 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 28 | WE | |||
| MARRIED TO THE MOB | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 15 | WGN | |||
| FABULOUS BAKER BOYS | 1989 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 19 | FMC/FX | |||
| RUSSIA HOUSE | 1990 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | FLIX | |||
| LOVE FIELD | 1992 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 2 | TRIO | ||||
| PRINCE OF EGYPT | 1998 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 25 | MAX | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 29 | HBO | |||
| STORY OF US | 1999 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | TMC | |||
| DEEP END OF THE OCEAN | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 24 | MAX | |||
| WHAT LIES BENEATH | 2000 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | PAYPERVIEW | |||
| CADDYSHACK II | 1988 | PG | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 28 | HBO | |||
| BETWEEN LOVE AND HONOR | 1995 | MARIAPITILLO | 21 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| ESCAPE FROM TERROR: THE TERESA STAMPER STORY | 1995 | MARIAPITILLO | 25 | LIFE | ||||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| HER ALIBI | 1989 | PG | PAULINAPORISKOVA | 25 | MAX | |||
| LONG TIME SINCE | 1997 | PAULINAPORISKOVA | 29 | TMC | ||||
| BEAUTIFUL GIRLS | 1996 | R | NATALIEPORTMAN | 12 | COM | |||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 27 | HBO | |||
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 2000 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 31 | HBO | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD | 1988 | PG13 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 16 | HBO | |||
| ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE | 1990 | R | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 18 | FMC | |||
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 27 | MAX | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 12 | SCIFI | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| SPELLBINDER | 1988 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 24 | FLIX | |||
| TWINS | 1988 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 13 | TNT/TBS | Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly? | 8 | 10 |
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 6 | COM | |||
| LOVE AT STAKE | 1988 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 31 | SHO | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 11 | SUND | |||
| HOLY MAN | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYPRESTON | 17 | ENC | |||
| EARTHQUAKE | 1974 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 25 | TNT | ||||
| BLIND WITNESS | 1989 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 29 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| NAKED LIE | 1989 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 11 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| SEDUCTION: THREE TALES FROM THE INNER SANCTUM | 1992 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 24 | LOVE | ||||
| BEYOND OBSESSION | 1994 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 8 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| titans | 2000 | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | WEEKLY WEN 8PM | NBC | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| BODY SHOTS | 1999 | R | TARAREID | 27 | STZ | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 19 | BRAVO | |||
| BUFFALO 66 | 1998 | CHRISTINARICCI | 31 | IFC/BRAVO | ||||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 30 | SHO | |||
| SLEEPY HOLLOW | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 28 | SHO | If your hollow is sleepy, Christina, let me at it - I'll wake it up! | ||
| WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH | 1999 | PG13 | DENISERICHARDS | 26 | SHO | Good Bond Movie - Denise is a great fuck, but couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. | 9 | 8 |
| TAIL LIGHTS FADE | 1999 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 19 | MAX | |||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | DENISERICHARDS | 28 | ENC | |||
| MEATBALLS PART II | 1984 | PG | KIMRICHARDS | 14 | COM | Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great! | 0 | 8 |
| chips - 1 episode | NA | NR | KIMRICHARDS | IN RERUNS | Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim? | 1 | 8 | |
| COYOTE UGLY | 2000 | PG13 | LEANNRIMES | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 29 | IFC | |||
| SIXTEEN CANDLES | 1984 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 6 | TNT/TBS | |||
| PRETTY IN PINK | 1986 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 6 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 18 | WE | |||
| BETSY'S WEDDING | 1990 | R | MOLLYRINGWALD | 6 | TNT | |||
| SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR: THE ALISON GERTZ STORY | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 20 | LIF/LMN | |||
| TWICE UPON A TIME | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 10 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| REQUIEM FOR MURDER | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 3 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 28 | EXTR | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | 1 |
| MYSTIC PIZZA | 1988 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 22 | BRAVO | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 21 | TBS/WGN | |||
| DYING YOUNG | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | 28 | HBO | ||||
| CONSPIRACY THEORY | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 2 | CBS | Stupidity theory is more like it. | 1 | 2 |
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | LOVE | |||
| RUNAWAY BRIDE | 1999 | PG | JULIAROBERTS | 26 | TMC | |||
| NOTTING HILL | 1999 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 28 | SHO | |||
| SHEENA | 1984 | NA | TANYAROBERTS | 18 | AMC | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| GUNG HO | 1986 | MIMIROGERS | 10 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| MIGHTY QUINN | 1989 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 9 | TBS/TNT | |||
| DEADLOCK | 1991 | R | MIMIROGERS | 9 | MAX/TMC | You'd think being attached to Mimi would be fun. | 6 | 2 |
| LADYKILLER | 1992 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 31 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| MONKEY TROUBLE | 1994 | PG | MIMIROGERS | 28 | STZ | |||
| IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE | 1995 | MIMIROGERS | 26 | CRT | ||||
| TRICKS | 1997 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 19 | USA | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 12 | TBS/TNT | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 5 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 27 | TNT | |||
| BABYSITTER'S SEDUCTION | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | 12 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| EIGHT DAYS A WEEK | 1997 | R | KERIRUSSELL | 22 | HBO | |||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| MAD ABOUT MAMBO | 1999 | PG13 | KERI RUSSELL | 9 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| star trek voyager | 1999 | JERIRYAN | WEEKLY LOCAL | WB | ||||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | 5 | TBS/TNT | |||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 30 | MAX/STZ | |||
| INNERSPACE | 1987 | NR | MEGRYAN | 31 | DIS/ENC | Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space! | 7 | 8 |
| PROMISED LAND | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 14 | TRUE | |||
| PRESIDIO | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 12 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PRELUDE TO A KISS | 1992 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 26 | MAX | Cute romance story costarring Alec Baldwin | 7 | 9 |
| SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE | 1993 | PG | MEGRYAN | 29 | TMC | |||
| IQ | 1994 | PG | MEGRYAN | 28 | HBO | |||
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | 26 | SHO | |||
| RESTORATION | 1995 | R | MEGRYAN | 29 | MAX | YawnYawnYawn | 0 | 0 |
| HANGING UP | 2000 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 31 | MAX | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 28 | TNT/TBS | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| HEATHERS | 1989 | NR | WINONARYDER | 4 | USA | Heather loved this movie, but Heather hated it. | 4 | 6 |
| WELCOME HOME ROXY CARMICHAEL | 1990 | WINONARYDER | 23 | COM | ||||
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | 18 | MAX | |||
| REALITY BITES | 1994 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 4 | USASTZ | |||
| CRUCIBLE | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 6 | LIFE | |||
| GIRL INTERRUPTED | 1999 | R | WINONARYDER | 30 | HBO | |||
| LOST SOULS | 2000 | R | WINONARYDER | 23 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| AUTUMN IN NEW YORK | 2000 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 17 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FATAL INHERITANCE | 1991 | PG | EMMASAMMS | 21 | WE | |||
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | R | EMMASAMMS | 27 | EXTR | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER | 1990 | PG13 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 29 | SHO | |||
| ONCE AROUND | 1991 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 31 | LOVE | |||
| FOR THEIR OWN GOOD | 1993 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 31 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| TIMECOP | 1994 | R | MIASARA | 26 | MAX | |||
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 29 | IFC | |||
| BUDDY SYSTEM | 1984 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 31 | HBO | |||
| SWEET HEARTS DANCE | 1988 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 29 | ENC/TMC | |||
| THELMA & LOUISE | 1991 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 7 | TBS/WGN | |||
| SAFE PASSAGE | 1994 | SUSANSARANDON | 9 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 27 | HBO | |||
| LAST FLING | 1987 | CONNIESELECCA | 7 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| PEOPLE LIKE US | 1990 | CONNIESELECCA | 27 | CRT | ||||
| hotel | CONNIESELLECCA | IN RERUNS | ||||||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| DANGEROUS AFFAIR | 1994 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 2 | LMN/LIF | |||
| SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL | 1989 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 20 | COM | |||
| BLACK SCORPION | 1995 | JOANSEVERANCE | 5 | SCIFI | ||||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 25 | MAX | |||
| WHITE RAVEN | 1998 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 31 | HBO | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| BOYS DON'T CRY | 1999 | R | CHLOESEVIGNY | 22 | MAX | |||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| HEAD OFFICE | 1986 | JANESEYMOUR | 4 | COM | ||||
| MEMORIES OF MIDNIGHT | 1991 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 12 | WE | |||
| WARGAMES | 1983 | ALLYSHEEDY | 5 | TNT/TBS | Matthew Broderick has to save the world from a computer wargame turned real. | 9 | 5 | |
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 22 | TBS/WGN | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | ALLYSHEEDY | 23 | SHO | |||
| ONLY THE LONELY | 1991 | ALLYSHEEDY | 27 | FAM | ||||
| HAUNTING OF SEACLIFF INN | 1994 | ALLYSHEEDY | 5 | LMN | ||||
| MACON COUNTY JAIL | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 30 | HBO | Ally is tossed in the clink on trumped up charges, gets raped by the pinhead son of the warden, and breaks out with another convict serving time for a crime he didnt commit. | 7 | 6 |
| FURY WITHIN | 1998 | ALLYSHEEDY | 28 | SCIFI | ||||
| SUGAR TOWN | 1999 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 31 | HBO | |||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1992 | PG | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 30 | SHO | |||
| MEMPHIS | 1992 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 24 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY | 1993 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 14 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| moonlighting | 1996 | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | RERUNS | LOCAL | Perhaps the finest comedic detective series of all time - Bruce Willis & Cybill put on a great show! | 10 | 8 |
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| DEAD HUSBANDS | 1998 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 19 | USA | ||||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | SYNDICATION | LOCAL | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| SEVENTH FLOOR | 1994 | BROOKESHIELDS | 29 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| RUNNING WILD | 1995 | PG | BROOKESHIELDS | 28 | STZ | |||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 19 | FX | |||
| ALMOST PERFECT BANK ROBBERY | 1999 | BROOKESHIELDS | 31 | WGN | ||||
| BACHELOR | 1999 | PG13 | BROOKESHIELDS | 11 | STZ | |||
| WHAT MAKES A FAMILY | 2000 | BROOKESHIELDS | 12 | LMN | ||||
| BLUE LAGOON | 1980 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | 5 | TBS/TNT | Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do? | 5 | 10 |
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | ELISABETHSHUE | 13 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | 12 | WE | ||||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 30 | BRAVO | |||
| CRUSH | 1993 | R | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 21 | TNT/TBS | Alicia plays a teenage vixen with a crush on her older neighbor - he needs lots of cold showers to avoid the jailbait temptress. Pay close attention and Alicia will bless you with a full frontal. | 7 | 10 |
| HIDEAWAY | 1995 | R | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 18 | SHO | Oddly entertaining | 6 | 7 |
| TRUE CRIME | 1996 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 6 | USA | |||
| BLAST FROM THE PAST | 1999 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 27 | STZ | |||
| LOVE'S LABOUR'S LOST | 2000 | PG | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 17 | PAYPERVIEW | |||
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 29 | HBO | |||
| RUTHLESS PEOPLE | 1986 | R | HELENSLATER | 5 | TBS/TNT | Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler. | 9 | 4 |
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | 19 | TNT/TBS | |||
| HAPPY TOGETHER | 1989 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 31 | LOVE | |||
| BETRAYAL OF THE DOVE | 1993 | HELENSLATER | 16 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | 23 | MAX | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| west wing | 1999-2000 | ALLISONSMITH | WED | NBC | I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed. | 0 | 1 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE | 1987 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNSMITH | 6 | COM | |||
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 2 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| RAGE OF ANGELS | 1983 | JACLYNSMITH | 27 | WE | ||||
| WINDMILLS OFTHE GODS | 1988 | JACLYNSMITH | 30 | WE | ||||
| CRIES UNHEARD: THE DONNA YAKLICH STORY | 1993 | JACLYNSMITH | 21 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| FAMILY ALBUM | 1994 | JACLYNSMITH | 13 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 29 | MAX | |||
| EYES WIDE SHUT | 1999 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 31 | MAX | REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick. Leelee as an underage hooker though - my dream come true! | 1 | 9 |
| HERE ON EARTH | 2000 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 26 | HBO | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| SEDUCED BY EVIL | 1994 | NR | SUZANNESOMERS | 19 | TBS/WGN | |||
| DEVIL'S FOOD | 1996 | NR | SUZANNESOMERS | 8 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| NO LAUGHING MATTER | 1998 | SUZANNESOMERS | 23 | USA | ||||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN SYNDICATION | LOCAL | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| NORMA JEAN & MARILYN | 1996 | R | MIRASORVINO | 27 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| LULU ON THE BRIDGE | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 26 | STZ | |||
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | 31 | TBS | |||
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 26 | SHO | |||
| SUMMER OF SAM | 1999 | R | MIRASORVINO | 13 | STZ | |||
| GREAT GATSBY | 2000 | MIRASORVINO | 7 | BIO | ||||
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | TORISPELLING | 5 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| COED CALL GIRL | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 29 | MAX | ||||
| DEADLY PURSUITS | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 2 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? | 1996 | NR | TORISPELLING | 13 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| HOUSE OF YES | 1997 | R | TORISPELLING | 24 | STZ | |||
| PERPETRATORS OF THE CRIME | 1998 | R | TORISPELLING | 28 | HBO/SHO | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | JULIA STILES | 25 | ENC | |||
| CUJO | 1983 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 28 | SCIFI/USA | Woofwoof | 3 | 3 |
| INVISIBLE MOM 2 | 1998 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | 24 | TMC | |||
| KING SOLOMON'S MINES | 1985 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 1 | WGN/TBS | |||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 28 | HBO/STZ | |||
| SCISSORS | 1991 | R | SHARONSTONE | 17 | FLIX | |||
| HE SAID, SHE SAID | 1991 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 27 | MAX | |||
| BASIC INSTINCT | 1992 | R | SHARONSTONE | 5 | TBS/WGN | If you like Sharon, this movie will satisfy you - otherwise it is kind of dumb. | 4 | 6 |
| SLIVER | 1993 | R | SHARONSTONE | 19 | USA | |||
| CASINO | 1995 | R | SHARONSTONE | 25 | USA | Longwinded | 4 | 0 |
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | 13 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| MIGHTY | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 28 | ENC | |||
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 12 | NBC | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 21 | HBO | |||
| ZENON: GIRL OF THE 21ST CENTURY | 1999 | G | KIRSTENSTORMS | 27 | DIS | |||
| ZENON: THE ZEQUEL | 2001 | KIRSTENSTORMS | 28 | DIS | Fuck it - jailbait Kirsten cut her hair. | |||
| STAKEOUT | 1987 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 23 | MAX | Richard Dreyfuss & Emelio Estevez are 2 cops on stakeout spying on Madeleine - Richard can't help but letting his little head get ahead of his big one. | 7 | 9 |
| TWO JAKES | 1990 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 15 | AMC | |||
| LAST OF MOHICANS | 1992 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 27 | HBO | |||
| CHINA MOON | 1994 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 27 | SHO | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 29 | STZ | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| PROPOSITION | 1998 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 28 | BRAVO | |||
| GENERAL'S DAUGHTER | 1999 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 27 | SHO | |||
| AMERICAN BEAUTY | 1999 | R | MENASUVARI | 30 | HBO | Engaging tale of Kevin Spacey's midlife crisis - makes me wanna go out and buy a weightbench. Mena sizzles. Only drawback is a really depressing ending. | 7 | 9 |
| BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1992 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 17 | FX | How this movie became a series mystifies me | 2 | 8 |
| CHASE 1994 | 1994 | KRISTYSWANSON | 20 | FX | Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun. | 8 | 8 | |
| MARSHAL LAW | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 1 | TNN | |||
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| BIG DADDY | 1999 | PG13 | KRISTYSWANSON | 30 | HBO | |||
| Grapevine | 2000 | TV | KRISTYSWANSON | WEEKLY MON | CBS | |||
| HERE COME THE MUNSTERS | 1995 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 17 | SCIFI | ||||
| TO THE ENDS OF TIME | 1996 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 6 | SCIFI | ||||
| DESPERATE BUT NOT SERIOUS | 1999 | R | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 11 | STZ | |||
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 25 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 30 | TNT/TBS | All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES! | 7 | 9 |
| ASTRONAUTS WIFE | 1999 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 15 | STZ | |||
| STRANGER BESIDE ME | 1995 | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | 22 | USA | ||||
| SHE FOUGHT ALONE | 1995 | NR | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | 19 | LIF/LMN | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | 25 | SCIFI | |||
| ZAPPED | 1982 | R | HEATHERTHOMAS | 5 | COM | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| ALL THE RIGHT MOVES | 1983 | R | LEATHOMPSON | 25 | MAX | Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE! | 1 | 9 |
| JAWS 3 | 1983 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 23 | TNT/TBS | No teeth. | 2 | 1 |
| RED DAWN | 1984 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 19 | TNT/TBS | |||
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 12 | SCIFI | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| CASUAL SEX? | 1988 | R | LEATHOMPSON | 25 | TBS/TNT | Dumb, but Lea looks great lying naked on the beach! | 1 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE III | 1990 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 25 | SCIFI | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 7 | 4 |
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | SYNDICATION | LOCAL | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| HENRY & JUNE | 1990 | NC17 | UMATHURMAN | 24 | BRAVO | |||
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 1990 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 29 | TNT | |||
| ROBIN HOOD | 1991 | NA | UMATHURMAN | 13 | WGN/TBS | |||
| BEAUTIFUL GIRLS | 1996 | R | UMATHURMAN | 12 | COM | |||
| SWEET AND LOWDOWN | 1999 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 26 | HBO | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| RETROACTIVE | 1996 | R | KYLIETRAVIS | 28 | MAX | |||
| SANCTUARY | 1997 | NR | KYLIETRAVIS | 21 | MAX | |||
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | 19 | TNT/TBS | |||
| AIR AMERICA | 1990 | R | NANCYTRAVIS | 24 | TBS/WGN | |||
| INTERNAL AFFAIRS | 1990 | NANCYTRAVIS | 14 | WGN | ||||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| JFK: RECKLESS YOUTH | 1993 | ROBINTUNNEY | 29 | TRUE | ||||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 6 | TRIO | |||
| NAKED CITY: JUSTICE WIH A BULLET | 1998 | ROBINTUNNEY | 31 | TNT | ||||
| END OF DAYS | 1999 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 26 | STZ | Fairly entertaining end-of-world good vs. evil action flick with good ol Arnie saving the planet from devil incarnate Gabrielle Byrne. Robin Tunney plays the delicious biscuit the devil needs to plant his seed in to bring about Armageddon. | 6 | 7 |
| LAST CALL | 1990 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 11 | SHO | |||
| SCORNED | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 27 | EXTR | |||
| NO CONTEST | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 27 | EXTR | |||
| NIGHTFIRE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 31 | EXTR | |||
| DEAD BY DAWN | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 24 | MAX | |||
| FORBIDDEN SINS | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 23 | MAX/EXTR | |||
| ROWDY GIRLS | 1999 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 7 | MAX | |||
| POWER PLAY | 1999 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 16 | MAX | |||
| EMPIRE RECORDS | 1995 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 28 | STZ | |||
| ONEGIN | 1999 | R | LIVTYLER | 31 | STZ | |||
| COOKIE'S FORTUNE | 1999 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 30 | HBO | |||
| SURVIVORS | 1983 | R | KRISTENVIGARD | 28 | MAX | Robin Williams is his usual riotous self as a militant bent on protecting himself from the end of the world and from a dimestore robber he can identify. Walter Matthau is a fine sidekick, and speaking of FINE - check out the incredibly fuckable underage redheaded ass on KRISTEN! | 8 | 10 |
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | 28 | ENC | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | IN SYNDICATION | LOCAL | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| EYEWITNESS | 1981 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 6 | AMC | |||
| DEAL OF THE CENTURY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 3 | TBS | |||
| GHOSTBUSTERS | 1984 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | HBO/STZ | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 |
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 14 | FX | |||
| GHOSTBUSTERS II | 1989 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | HBO | Somewhat less amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 5 | 3 |
| DAVE | 1993 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 16 | WGN | ||||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 19 | BRAVO | |||
| MAP OF THE WORLD | 1999 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 12 | USA | ||||
| GALAXY QUEST | 1999 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | HBO | |||
| ONE MILLION YEARS B.C. | 1966 | RAQUELWELCH | 25 | AMC | ||||
| BANDOLERO! | 1968 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 14 | MAX | |||
| THREE MUSKETEERS (1974) | 1973 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 25 | WE | |||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 2 | MAX | I'm guessinhg Raquel plays Jugs? | ||
| TROUBLE IN PARADISE | 1989 | RAQUELWELCH | 8 | USA | ||||
| TORCH SONG | 1993 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 31 | WE | |||
| RIGHT TO DIE | 1996 | RAQUELWELCH | 15 | USA | ||||
| LORD LOVE A DUCK | 1966 | TUESDAYWELD | 31 | TCM | ||||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 31 | SHO | |||
| STOMPING AT THE SAVOY | 1992 | NR | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 2 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 31 | WE | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| TERMS OF ENDEARMENT | 1983 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 30 | SHO | |||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 1 | FX | |||
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 26 | HBO | |||
| LEAP OF FAITH | 1992 | NA | DEBRAWINGER | 5 | USA | |||
| HEAVENLY CREATURES | 1994 | R | KATEWINSLET | 31 | MYST | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | 29 | WE/WGN | |||
| HIDEOUS KINKY | 1998 | R | KATEWINSLET | 31 | TMC | |||
| FEAR 1996 | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 31 | STZ | |||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 19 | FX | |||
| ELECTION | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 28 | TMC | With Reese around, an eRection is more likely | ||
| BEST LAID PLANS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 31 | HBO | |||
| FUN | 1993 | NR | ALICIAWITT | 22 | SUND | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | ALICIAWITT | 29 | HBO | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | ALICIAWITT | 11 | SUND | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 11 | COM | ||||
| NO WAY OUT 1987 | 1987 | R | SEANYOUNG | 31 | SHO | Political drama | 5 | 9 |
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1992 | PG | SEANYOUNG | 30 | SHO | |||
| FOREVER | 1992 | SEANYOUNG | 4 | WE | ||||
| FATAL INSTINCT | 1993 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 18 | TNN | |||
| WITNESS TO THE EXECUTION | 1994 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 16 | TNN | Will hold your interest as you wonder if Tim Daly will and/or deserves to fry in the electric chair | 7 | 3 |
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 1 | USA | |||
| EVERYTHING TO GAIN | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | 31 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| PROPRIETOR | 1996 | R | SEANYOUNG | 21 | MAX | |||
| WHOLE WIDE WORLD | 1996 | PG | RENEZELLWEGER | 20 | AMC | |||
| BACHELOR | 1999 | PG13 | RENEEZELLWEGER | 11 | STZ | |||
| ME MYSELF & IRENE | 2000 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 9 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NURSE BETTY | 2000 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GROSS ANATOMY | 1989 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 12 | TNT | |||
| FLY II | 1989 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 27 | STZ | |||
| DEGREE OF GUILT | 1995 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 27 | LIFE | ||||
| STAND-INS | 1997 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 29 | TMC | ||||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | IN RERUNS | ABC |

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