| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| WAITING GAME | 1998 | PAULAABDUL | 20 | WE | ||||
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | KIRSTIEALLEY | 30 | TBS/TNT | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 1 |
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING | 1989 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 22 | TBS/TNT/WGN | ||||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 16 | TBS/TNT | |||
| SUDDENLY | 1996 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 29 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| FOR RICHER OR POORER | 1997 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 9 | USA | |||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 3 | ENC | |||
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON | 1984 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 26 | MAX | Robin Williams is a Russian who defects in bloomingdales | 6 | 8 |
| MACSHAYNE: FINAL ROLL OF THE DICE | 1994 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 26 | MYST | ||||
| SUDDEN TERROR: THE HIJACKING OF SCHOOLBUS 17 | 1996 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 18 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| CAUGHT | 1996 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 21 | STZ | |||
| ACTS OF BETRAYAL | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 29 | MAX | ||||
| MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE | 1998 | NR | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 29 | USA | |||
| HIDE & SEEK | 1998 | CAROLALT | 30 | SUND | ||||
| WOUNDED | 1997 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 15 | MAX | |||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| LIST | 2000 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 29 | TMC | |||
| PLAYING BY HEART | 1999 | R | GILLIANANDERSON | 29 | LOVE | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| MY MOTHER'S SECRET LIFE | 1984 | LONIANDERSON | 13 | LIFE | ||||
| TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE | 1988 | LONIANDERSON | 9 | LMN | ||||
| SORRY, WRONG NUMBER | 1989 | LONIANDERSON | 9 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| COINS IN THE FOUNTAIN | 1990 | LONIANDERSON | 22 | LOVE | ||||
| WHITE HOT: THE MYSTERIOUS MURDER OF THELMA TODD | 1991 | LONIANDERSON | 23 | MYST | ||||
| DEADLY FAMILY SECRETS | 1995 | LONIANDERSON | 9 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| MADE MEN | 1999 | R | VANESSAANGEL | 16 | MAX | |||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 21 | HBO | |||
| FOR LOVE OR MONEY | 1993 | PG | GABRIELLEANWAR | 9 | USA | |||
| THINGS TO DO IN DENVER... WHEN YOU'RE DEAD | 1995 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 28 | EXTR | |||
| GUILTY | 1999 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 14 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 26 | TBS | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 20 | TBS/TNT | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 6 |
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| HERO AT LARGE | 1980 | PG | ANNEARCHER | 22 | ENC | For some silly reason, I dug this tale of a bankrupt wanna-be-superman. | 8 | 3 |
| SKY'S NO LIMIT | 1984 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 17 | PAX | |||
| MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE | 1998 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 29 | USA | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 25 | COM | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| BLACK RAINBOW | 1989 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 28 | TMC | |||
| IN THE DEEP WOODS | 1992 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 5 | LIFE | ||||
| LINGUINI INCIDENT | 1992 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 1 | WE | |||
| NOWHERE TO RUN | 1993 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 2 | TBS/TNT | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| DINNER AND DRIVING | 1997 | BRIGITTEBAKO | 3 | MAX | ||||
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| LOVE STINKS | 1999 | R | TYRABANKS | 25 | HBO | |||
| COYOTE UGLY | 2000 | PG13 | TYRABANKS | 6 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DEAR BRIGITTE | 1965 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 17 | AMC | ||||
| DESERT BLOOM | 1986 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 23 | HBO | |||
| MAN TROUBLE | 1992 | PG13 | ELLENBARKIN | 19 | FMC | Jack Nicholson can't save this one | 4 | 5 |
| BAD COMPANY | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 18 | HBO | Predictable, but watchable. | 6 | 7 |
| MERCY | 1999 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 27 | HBO | |||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | ELLENBARKIN | 3 | ENC | |||
| STEPFATHER III | 1992 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | 25 | TBS/TNT | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | PG | DREWBARRYMORE | 28 | ENC | |||
| CAT'S EYE | 1985 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 24 | MAX | Assemblage of engaging twilight-zone type stories told through the eyes of an innocent pussy (as Drew was at this young age her own self) - Drew's involves a nefarious troll dwelling under her bed. Drew was way too young when this was filmed, but these days the trolls in her bedroom are IN her bed. | 8 | 5 |
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 22 | TBS/TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 10 |
| GUNCRAZY | 1992 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 26 | ACTN | |||
| NO PLACE TO HIDE | 1993 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 24 | EXTR | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 29 | FMC | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 8 |
| BOYS ON THE SIDE | 1995 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 17 | TNT | |||
| WISHFUL THINKING | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 22 | TMC | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 23 | TNT | |||
| HOME FRIES | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 17 | TNT | |||
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 28 | MAX | |||
| CHARLIE'S ANGELS | 2000 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN | 1983 | PG | KIMBASINGER | 29 | FAM/STZ | Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond. | 3 | 6 |
| NINE 1/2 WEEKS | 1986 | R | KIMBASINGER | 25 | FX | boring, but if you dig Kim who cares? | 1 | 8 |
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 3 | COM | |||
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 30 | LOVE | |||
| MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN | 1988 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 9 | SCIFI/USA | |||
| COOL WORLD | 1992 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 1 | USA | |||
| READY TO WEAR | 1994 | R | KIMBASINGER | 27 | ENC | |||
| LA CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIMBASINGER | 15 | TNT | |||
| BLESS THE CHILD | 2000 | R | KIMBASINGER | 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| I DREAMED OF AFRICA | 2000 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 23 | MAX | |||
| FLASHDANCE | 1983 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 17 | TNT/TBS | Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day! | 3 | 10 |
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 27 | HBO | |||
| DEAD ON SIGHT | 1994 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 11 | TMC | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 29 | HBO | |||
| WISHFUL THINKING | 1997 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 22 | TMC | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| SHOOTING FISH | 1997 | PG | KATEBECKINSALE | 19 | WE | |||
| ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS | 1999 | KATEBECKINSALE | 28 | HBO | ||||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | KATEBECKINSALE | 27 | MAX | Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. | 7 | 7 |
| LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS | 1970 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | 29 | LOVE | |||
| SALEM'S LOT | 1979 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 10 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| VIOLETS ARE BLUE | 1986 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 25 | STZ | |||
| BOY WHO COULD FLY | 1986 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | WAM | |||
| STRANGER | 1987 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 24 | HBO | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 25 | FX | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY | 1989 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 26 | ENC/SHO | |||
| JUDICIAL CONSENT | 1994 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 20 | HBO | |||
| LEGACY OF SIN: THE WILLIAM COIT STORY | 1995 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 18 | LIF | ||||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | HBO | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| RANDOM ENCOUNTER | 1998 | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | 13 | MAX | ||||
| AS GOOD AS DEAD | 1995 | NR | CRYSTALBERNARD | 11 | TBS/WGN | |||
| DYING TO BE PERFECT: THE ELLEN HART PENA STORY | 1996 | CRYSTALBERNARD | 21 | MAX | ||||
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 15 | WAM | |||
| FLINTSTONES | 1994 | PG | HALLEBERRY | 28 | ENC | Real life spoof of the famous cartoon - Halle plays foxy Sharon Stone - wouldn't you love to bammbamm her? | 8 | 10 |
| RACE THE SUN | 1996 | PG | HALLEBERRY | 30 | SHO | |||
| INTRODUCING DOROTHY DANDRIDGE | 1999 | R | HALLEBERRY | 11 | MAX | |||
| XMEN | 2000 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 29 | MAX | 6 | 5 | |
| BAPS | 1997 | PG13 | HALLYBERRY | 4 | COM | |||
| IN A CHILD'S NAME | 1991 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 30 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| TWO MOTHERS FOR ZACHARY | 1996 | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 30 | USA | ||||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| BULLITT | 1968 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 11 | AMC | |||
| GREEK TYCOON | 1978 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 11 | WE | |||
| ANNA KARENINA | 1985 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 1 | WE | |||
| LET THE DEVIL WEAR BLACK | 1999 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 23 | HBO | |||
| BABY MONITOR: SOUND OF FEAR | 1997 | NR | JOSIEBISSETT | 22 | USA | |||
| HELL NIGHT | 1981 | R | LINDABLAIR | 26 | FLIX | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 28 | FMC | |||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | CATEBLANCHETT | 19 | STZ | |||
| FACE TO DIE FOR | '1997 | YASMINEBLEETH | 29 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| ULTIMATE DECEPTION | 1999 | YASMINEBLEETH | 26 | USA | ||||
| IT CAME FROM THE SKY | 1999 | YASMINEBLEETH | 30 | WE | ||||
| titans | 2000 | TV | YASMINEBLEETH | WEEKLY WEN 8PM | NBC | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 10 | TBS/TNT | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| working girl tv series | 1990 | SANDRABULLOCK | IN RERUNS | |||||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 24 | USA/SCIFI | |||
| VANISHING | 1993 | R | SANDRABULLOCK | 13 | FX | |||
| WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING | 1995 | PG | SANDRABULLOCK | 23 | TMC | |||
| PRINCE OF EGYPT | 1998 | PG | SANDRABULLOCK | 27 | HBO | |||
| FORCES OF NATURE | 1999 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 27 | HBO | |||
| MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TWENTY EIGHT DAYS | 2000 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 23 | HBO | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 5 | USA | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 5 |
| THREE TO TANGO | 1999 | PG13 | NEVECAMPBELL | 28 | MAX | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| angel | 1999 | tv | CHARISMACARPENTER | weekly tue 9pm | WB | |||
| SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO | 1991 | R | TIACARRERE | 22 | STZ | |||
| relic hunter | 1999 | tv | TIACARRERE | WEEKLY SAT 5PM | WGN/WB | |||
| DADDY | 1991 | LYNDACARTER | 17 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| FAMILY BLESSINGS | 1997 | LYNDACARTER | 29 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 26 | TNT/TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot. | 9 | 10 |
| LACE | 1984 | PHOEBECATES | 16 | WE | ||||
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 29 | HBO/TMC | Could Phoebe be any cuter? Woulda loved to see her get raped by Stripe, though! | 9 | 8 |
| PRINCESS CARABOO | 1994 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 9 | WE | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | 20 | TNT | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 24 | ENC | ||||
| CAREER OPPORTUNITIES | 1991 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 13 | USA | Jennifer is INCREDIBLE! Ride that pony, honey! | 1 | 10 |
| HEART OF JUSTICE | 1993 | NR | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 10 | CRT | |||
| HIGHER LEARNING | 1995 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 25 | MAX | |||
| street | 2000 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | WED | FOX | ||||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | MARISACOUGHLAN | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MARISACOUGHLAN | 30 | SHO | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | 9 |
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| OPPOSITE SEX AND HOW TO LIVE WITH THEM | 1993 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 22 | MAX | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| batman | 1968 | TV | YVONNECRAIG | in reruns | As a youngster, nothing got me hotter than Batgirl in her spandex. Yvonne, you can rip off my utility belt any day! | 9 | 10 | |
| ALL THE PRETTY HORSES | 2000 | PG13 | PENELOPECRUZ | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 10 | TBS/TNT | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 15 | TBS/WGN | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | OLIVIADABO | 13 | USA | |||
| KICKING AND SCREAMING | 1995 | R | OLIVIADABO | 27 | IFC | |||
| VELOCITY OF GARY | 1998 | R | OLIVIADABO | 12 | MAX | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 28 | HBO | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 25 | WE | |||
| POLISH WEDDING | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 30 | IFC/BRAVO | |||
| BROKEDOWN PALACE | 1999 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 27 | MAX | Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. | 7 | 8 |
| CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY | 1993 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 14 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ABC TV - LOCAL | |||||
| MOVING | 1988 | R | STACEYDASH | 29 | MAX | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 16 | USA | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 6 |
| ILLEGAL IN BLUE | 1995 | R | STACEYDASH | 24 | FLIX | |||
| DEADLY VISION | 1997 | KRISTINDAVIS | 24 | LIFE | ||||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| RESURRECTION | 1999 | DANADELANEY | 18 | HBO | ||||
| CLOSER AND CLOSER | 1996 | NR | KIMDELANEY | 7 | LMN/LIF | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| CHINA BEACH | 1988 | DANADELANY | 6 | HIST | ||||
| china beach | 1988- | DANADELANY | IN RERUNS | |||||
| CHOICES OF THE HEART: THE MARGARET SANGER STORY | 1995 | DANADELANY | 15 | LMN | ||||
| FOR HOPE | 1996 | DANADELANY | 25 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| RISKY BUSINESS | 1983 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 30 | HBO/STZ/TMC | Tom Cruise hires a call girl | 4 | 8 |
| SLUGGER'S WIFE | 1985 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 30 | HBO/LOVE | |||
| RUNAWAY TRAIN | 1985 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 2 | TBS/TNT/WGN | |||
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 30 | STZ | |||
| CON | 1997 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 14 | USA | |||
| TABLE FOR ONE | 1999 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 27 | HBO | |||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | 12 | FX | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| BLUE VELVET | 1986 | R | LAURADERN | 23 | IFC | This movie is BEYOND stupid. The hell I endure to ogle a babe or two. | 0 | 6 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | 24 | IFC | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| BEING JOHN MALKOVICH | 1999 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 30 | HBO/SHO | |||
| ANY GIVEN SUNDAY | 1999 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 25 | HBO | |||
| CHARLIE'S ANGELS | 2000 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| RETURN OF JACK SLADE | 1955 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 20 | WSTN | ||||
| RIO BRAVO | 1959 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 2 | TBS/TCM/TNT | |||
| CHASE 1966 | 1966 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 21 | AMC | ||||
| REMEMBRANCE | 1996 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 24 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| our house | shannendoherty | reruns | Shannen was a really fine piece of jailbait back when this aired | |||||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 6 | FX | |||
| GONE IN THE NIGHT | 1996 | SHANNENDOHERTY | 17 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| RESCUE ME | 1994 | PG13 | AMIDOLENZ | 28 | SHO | |||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| GOVERNESS | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 22 | IFC | |||
| HARD RAIN | 1998 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 25 | USA | |||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | KIRSTENDUNST | 21 | DIS | ||||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 23 | TMC | Guess where I'd like to stick mine? I'll give you a hint: open wide, Kirsten, and say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" | ||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 3 | ENC | |||
| outer limits - one episode | 2000 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| BRING IT ON | 2000 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | Kirsten shakes her beautiful pompoms - do you need any other reason to watch? | 10 | |
| e.r. - 2 episodes | NA | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | IN RERUNS | ||||
| baywatch | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| BLOWN AWAY | 1992 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 26 | TMC/EXTR | Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties. | 4 | 10 |
| FREQUENT FLYER | 1996 | NICOLEEGGERT | 30 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| PRICE OF KISSING | 1997 | PG13 | NICOLEEGGERT | 27 | SHO/LOV | |||
| charles in charge | TV | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years | 3 | 10 |
| ORDEAL OF PATTY HEARST | 1979 | LISAEILBACHER | 26 | TRUE | ||||
| BEVERLY HILLS COP | 1984 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 24 | USA | A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down. | 9 | 6 |
| DEADLY MATRIMONY | 1992 | LISAEILBACHER | 22 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND HUMAN | 1999 | R | CARMENELECTRA | 18 | HBO | |||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| baywatch | TV | ERIKAELENIAK | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| CHASERS | 1994 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 19 | TMC | Funny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back! | 9 | 10 |
| PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY | 1995 | PG | ERIKAELENIAK | 18 | MAX | |||
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 6 | COM | |||
| flamingo road | MORGANFAIRCHILD | IN RERUNS | ||||||
| CONCRETE COWBOYS | 1979 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 19 | TBS | ||||
| HOW TO MURDER A MILLIONAIRE | 1990 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 29 | MYST | |||
| PERRY MASON: THE CASE OF THE SKIN DEEP SCANDAL | 1992 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 19 | TBS | |||
| BASED ON AN UNTRUE STORY | 1993 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 22 | LMN | ||||
| SMALL SACRIFICES | 1989 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 30 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR | 1992 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 5 | LMN/LIF | |||
| MAN OF THE HOUSE | 1995 | PG | FARRAHFAWCETT | 24 | DIS/SHO | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1979 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 30 | ENC | |||
| BACK ROADS | 1981 | R | SALLYFIELD | 20 | WE | |||
| KISS ME GOODBYE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 4 | TNN | |||
| PUNCHLINE | 1988 | R | SALLYFIELD | 28 | LOVE/TMC | |||
| MRS. DOUBTFIRE | 1993 | SALLYFIELD | 18 | FAM | Robin Williams is a scream when he dresses as a woman to spend time with his kids & exwife disguised as their housekeeper. | 10 | 2 | |
| STAR WARS | 1977 | PG | CARRIEFISHER | 3 | TBS/TNT/WGN | Sci fi heaven. Carrie plays Princess Lay-her. | 9 | 9 |
| MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE | 1985 | CARRIEFISHER | 6 | COM | ||||
| BURBS | 1989 | CARRIEFISHER | 9 | FAM | ||||
| POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE | 1990 | R | CARRIEFISHER | 26 | HBO/ENC/FLIX | |||
| AMAZING STORIES: THE MOVIE V | 1991 | CARRIEFISHER | 24 | SCIFI | ||||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 20 | MAX | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE | 1988 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | 29 | ENC/SHO | |||
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 16 | TNT/TBS | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | BRIDGETFONDA | 17 | TBS/TNT | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| ROAD TO WELLVILLE | 1994 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 8 | COM | Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction. | 8 | 10 |
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | 1 | LMN | |||
| TOUCH | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 27 | TMC | |||
| SIMPLE PLAN | 1998 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 29 | FLIX | |||
| BREAK UP | 1998 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 25 | HBO | |||
| LAKE PLACID | 1999 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 28 | HBO | |||
| ABANDONED AND DECEIVED | 1995 | FARRAHFORKE | 13 | TRUE | ||||
| KATE'S ADDICTION | 1998 | R | FARRAHFORKE | 21 | MAX | |||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | CLAIREFORLANI | 6 | FX | |||
| BASIL | 1997 | CLAIREFORLANI | 26 | WE | ||||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 16 | MAX | |||
| CANDLESHOE | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 29 | MYST | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 27 | BRAVO | |||
| ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 7 | TBS/TNT | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| BACKTRACK | 1991 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 14 | SHO | |||
| ANNA AND THE KING | 1999 | PG13 | JODIEFOSTER | 30 | HBO | |||
| BETTER OFF DEAD | 1985 | PG | DIANEFRANKLIN | 21 | LMN/LIF | |||
| PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY | 1995 | PG | SADIEFROST | 18 | MAX | |||
| CURDLED | 1996 | R | DAISYFUENTES | 1 | SHO | |||
| YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN | 1974 | PG | TERIGARR | 2 | AMC | |||
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 3 | TCM/TNT/TBS | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| OH, GOD! | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 25 | TNN | Cute movie - George Burns plays God, trying to convince John Denver that he is indeed the almighty, and John in turn tries to convince the rest of the planet to clean up its act because God said so. Added bonus: Teri looks wonderful in a nightie! | 8 | 10 |
| STRANGER IN THE FAMILY | 1991 | NR | TERIGARR | 30 | TRUE | |||
| MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD | 1992 | TERIGARR | 16 | TNT | ||||
| DUMB AND DUMBER | 1994 | TERIGARR | 15 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | TERIGARR | 23 | TMC | |||
| STAR | 1993 | JENNIEGARTH | 24 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| LIES OF THE HEART: THE STORY OF LAURIE KELLOGG | 1994 | NR | JENNIEGARTH | 26 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| LOSS OF INNOCENCE | 1996 | JENNIEGARTH | 29 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 6 | SCIFI | |||
| wasteland | 1999 | tv | REBECCAGAYHEART | WEEKLY THURS | ABC | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 28 | TNT | |||
| SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE - 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 29 | HBO | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| Growing Pains | TRACEYGOLD | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 10 | |||
| FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY | 1994 | TRACEYGOLD | 29 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| STOLEN INNOCENCE | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 26 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| PERFECT DAUGHTER | 1996 | NR | TRACEYGOLD | 16 | LIFE | |||
| TO FACE HER PAST | 1996 | TRACEYGOLD | 17 | HBO | ||||
| GIRL NEXT DOOR | 1998 | NR | TRACEYGOLD | 26 | TMC | |||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 28 | HBO | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| HOT SHOTS | 1991 | PG13 | VALERIAGOLINO | 10 | FX | |||
| CLEAN SLATE | 1994 | VALERIAGOLINO | 11 | USA | ||||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 29 | HBO | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 20 | TNT | |||
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 29 | BRAVO/IFC | Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day. | 6 | 10 |
| AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME | 1999 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 28 | ENC | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 30 | TNT/TBS | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 26 | STZ | |||
| OUTRAGE | 1997 | NR | JENNIFERGREY | 25 | LIFE | |||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| NIGHT MOVES | 1975 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 28 | MYST | |||
| STRANGER AMONG US | 1992 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 5 | WGN/TBS | ||||
| BORN YESTERDAY | 1993 | PG | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 21 | STZ | |||
| SHADOW OF DOUBT | 1998 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 28 | HBO | ||||
| ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE | 1998 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 27 | HBO | |||
| CRAZY IN ALABAMA | 1999 | PG13 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 24 | MAX | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD | 2000 | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | 2 | DIS | ||||
| our house | deidrehall | reruns | ||||||
| WOMAN ON THE LEDGE | 1993 | NR | DEIDREHALL | 6 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER: THE DEIDRE HALL STORY | 1995 | DEIDREHALL | 14 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 8 | TNT/TBS | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 21 | FX | |||
| ROXANNE | 1987 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 12 | USA | Fabulous tale of Steve Martin's Cyrano-esque love of Daryl Hannah | 10 | 7 |
| WALL STREET | 1987 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 24 | MAX | Short DELL, AOL & MICROSOFT! | ||
| HIGH SPIRITS | 1988 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 20 | TMC/ENC | |||
| CRAZY PEOPLE | 1990 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 12 | COM | |||
| TIE THAT BINDS | 1995 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 30 | MAX | |||
| ADDAMS FAMILY REUNION | 1998 | DARYLHANNAH | 14 | FAM | ||||
| DIPLOMATIC SIEGE | 1999 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 27 | MAX | |||
| MY FAVORITE MARTIAN | 1999 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 2 | STZ | Christopher Lloyd plays a martian crash landed at Jeff Bridges house. | 5 | 4 |
| HIDE & SEEK | 2000 | DARYLHANNAH | 23 | USA | ||||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | ALYSONHANNIGAN | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| FAMILY REUNION: A RELATIVE NIGHTMARE | 1997 | NR | MELISSA JOANHART | 23 | LIF | |||
| TWO CAME BACK | 1997 | MELISSA JOANHART | 25 | ABC | Standard shipwreck tale, enhanced by the welcome inclusion of Melissa's luscious young body in swimwear. | 6 | 9 | |
| SILENCING MARY | 1997 | NR | MELISSA JOANHART | 28 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOANHART | 16 | USA | ||||
| DRIVE ME CRAZY | 1999 | PG13 | MELISSA JOANHART | 28 | HBO | |||
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| Knot's Landing | LISAHARTMAN | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| WHERE THE BOYS ARE '84 | 1984 | LISAHARTMAN | 13 | WE | ||||
| DAZZLE | 1994 | LISAHARTMAN | 23 | WE | ||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| HEAVEN'S PRISONERS | 1996 | R | TERIHATCHER | 24 | TBS/TNT | |||
| ALL TIED UP | NA | NR | TERIHATCHER | 28 | COM | Great movie for gals who just broke up with their guys, and Teri looks fab! | 6 | 7 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| CACTUS FLOWER | 1969 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 3 | MAX | |||
| BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE | 1972 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 25 | LOVE/TRUE | |||
| SUGARLAND EXPRESS | 1974 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 15 | WE | |||
| DUCHESS AND THE DIRTWATER FOX | 1976 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 16 | FMC | |||
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | TBS/TCM/TNT | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| PRIVATE BENJAMIN | 1980 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 30 | TNT/TBS | |||
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 15 | STZ | |||
| WILDCATS | 1986 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | TBS/TNT | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | TBS/TNT | |||
| DEATH BECOMES HER | 1992 | PG13 | GOLDIEHAWN | 11 | USA | Cute fountain of youth fable. | 7 | 5 |
| OUT-OF-TOWNERS | 1999 | PG13 | GOLDIEHAWN | 26 | TMC | Quirky but engaging tail of a business trip gone bad | 7 | 5 |
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN | 1996 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 22 | ENC | Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day. | 2 | 10 |
| FLED | 1996 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 4 | FX | Salma is her cute feisty best in this fast moving action flick. | 6 | 7 |
| FOOLS RUSH IN | 1997 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 3 | LMN/LIF | Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable. | 1 | 7 |
| VELOCITY OF GARY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 12 | MAX | |||
| WILD WILD WEST | 1999 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | 27 | HBO | Salma sure looks good in those tight tops | 4 | 7 |
| DOGMA | 1999 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 30 | STZ | Pointless dreck about 2 idiot angels trying to destroy the world. The movie is redeemed, however, by Salma's titulent portrayal of a stripper. | 1 | 9 |
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | PG13 | MARILUHENNER | 20 | TNN | |||
| FIGHT FOR JUSTICE: THE NANCY CONN STORY | 1995 | MARILUHENNER | 8 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| ROCKET'S RED GLARE | 2000 | MARILUHENNER | 16 | FAM | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 26 | HBO | |||
| DOG PARK | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 15 | STZ | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 18 | SCIFI | |||
| WHOLE NINE YARDS | 2000 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 29 | MAX | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 28 | TNT | |||
| I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 10 | USA | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 16 | USA | ||||
| SUBURBANS | 1999 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 27 | MAX | |||
| time of your life | 1999 | tv | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEEKLY MON 8PM | FOX | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| RAZOR'S EDGE | 1984 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 25 | STZ | |||
| CHILD'S PLAY | 1988 | CATHERINEHICKS | 18 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| ARCHIE: TO RIVERDALE AND BACK | 1990 | LAURENHOLLY | 18 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| DUMB AND DUMBER | 1994 | LAURENHOLLY | 15 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 26 | HBO | |||
| VIG | 1998 | LAURENHOLLY | 26 | HBO | ||||
| ENTROPY | 1999 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 9 | MAX | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| GO | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 19 | HBO | |||
| DISTURBING BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 26 | USA/SCIFI | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | KATIEHOLMES | 30 | SHO | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | 9 |
| RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN'S CINDERELLA | 1997 | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 12 | DIS | ||||
| ALMOST FAMOUS | 2000 | R | KATEHUDSON | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | HELENHUNT | 16 | USA | ||||
| NEXT OF KIN | 1989 | R | HELENHUNT | 9 | TBS/TNT | |||
| MURDER IN NEW HAMPSHIRE: THE PAMELA SMART STORY | 1991 | HELENHUNT | 18 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS | 1993 | NR | HELENHUNT | 12 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| AS GOOD AS IT GETS | 1997 | PG13 | HELENHUNT | 10 | TBS/TNT | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| BROADCAST NEWS | 1987 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 25 | MAX | |||
| MISS FIRECRACKER | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 12 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| ALWAYS | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 22 | FX | |||
| ONCE AROUND | 1991 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 23 | LOVE | |||
| TWO SHADES OF BLUE | 2000 | R | RACHELHUNTER | 16 | MAX | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 14 | TBS/TNT | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 8 |
| MY FAVORITE MARTIAN | 1999 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 2 | STZ | Christopher Lloyd plays a martian crash landed at Jeff Bridges house. | 5 | 6 |
| BEDAZZLED | 2000 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MIAMI HUSTLE | 1996 | R | KATHYIRELAND | 16 | SHO | Who needs a plot when you have Kathy? | 1 | 8 |
| POETIC JUSTICE | 1993 | R | JANETJACKSON | 30 | MAX/SHO/STZ | |||
| MANNY AND LO | 1996 | R | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | 8 | STZ | |||
| WATCHER IN WOODS | 1981 | PG | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | 30 | WAM | |||
| WHERE THE BOYS ARE '84 | 1984 | LYNN HOLLYJOHNSON | 13 | WE | ||||
| WOMAN SCORNED: THE BETTY BRODERICK STORY | 1992 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 17 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| GIRL INTERRUPTED | 1999 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 29 | HBO | |||
| PLAYING BY HEART | 1999 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 29 | LOVE | |||
| BLUE JUICE | 1995 | R | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 28 | HBO | |||
| HAUNTING 1999 | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 26 | HBO | |||
| ENTRAPMENT | 1999 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 29 | MAX | |||
| AMERICAN ANTHEM | 1986 | PG13 | JANETJONES | 23 | MAX | |||
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1999 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 26 | SHO | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | IN SYNDICATION | LOCAL | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS | 1986 | PG13 | PATSYKENSIT | 26 | FLIX | |||
| BITTER HARVEST | 1993 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 23 | EXTR | |||
| DEADLY INTENTIONS.... AGAIN | 1991 | JOANNAKERNS | 25 | LIFE | ||||
| Growing Pains | JOANNA KERNS | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 7 | |||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | 2 | TNT/TBS/TCM | ||||
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | 28 | ENC/FLIX | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| SOME KIND OF HERO | 1982 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 25 | TMC | |||
| SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE | 1987 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 9 | WGN | Superman saves the world | 2 | 5 |
| WINDRUNNER | 1994 | MARGOTKIDDER | 19 | DIS | ||||
| SOMEONE IS WATCHING | 1999 | MARGOTKIDDER | 30 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| COMMON GROUND | 2000 | MARGOTKIDDER | 26 | SHO | ||||
| FLIRTING | 1990 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 10 | AMC | Girls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school. | 3 | 8 |
| BILLY BATHGATE | 1991 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 22 | MAX | |||
| FAR AND AWAY | 1992 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 3 | USA | |||
| PORTRAIT OF A LADY | 1996 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 25 | SUND | |||
| EYES WIDE SHUT | 1999 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 20 | MAX | REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick. | 1 | 9 |
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | NASTASSIAKINSKI | 27 | BRAVO | |||
| RING | 1996 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 24 | LMN | ||||
| RED LETTERS | 2000 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 15 | MAX | |||
| TIMESHARE | 2000 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 24 | FAM | ||||
| BEST OF THE BEST | 1989 | PG13 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 25 | ACTN | |||
| HAUNTED 1991 | 1991 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 29 | FMC | ||||
| CHEATIN' HEARTS | 1993 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 30 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| LUCKY NUMBERS | 2000 | R | LISAKUDROW | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HANGING UP | 2000 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 28 | HBO | |||
| DEATH IN CALIFORNIA | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 27 | TRUE | |||
| FULFILLMENT OF MARY GRAY | 1989 | CHERYLLADD | 21 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| MILLENIUM | 1989 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 25 | FMC | |||
| LOCKED UP: A MOTHER'S RAGE | 1991 | CHERYLLADD | 20 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| CHANGES | 1991 | CHERYLLADD | 25 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 22 | TBS/TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 0 |
| DANCING WITH DANGER | 1994 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 12 | WGN | |||
| EVERY MOTHER'S WORST FEAR | 1997 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 30 | USA | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| LITTLE ROMANCE | 1979 | PG | DIANELANE | 25 | MAX | |||
| SIX PACK | 1982 | PG | DIANELANE | 12 | MAX | |||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | PG | DIANELANE | 16 | TMC | |||
| STREETS OF FIRE | 1984 | PG | DIANELANE | 29 | STZ | Bizarre rocknroll band story. | 0 | 8 |
| BIG TOWN | 1987 | R | DIANELANE | 16 | MAX | |||
| MURDER AT 1600 | 1997 | R | DIANELANE | 10 | TBS/TNT | Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all. | 5 | 5 |
| GUNSHY 1998 | 1998 | R | DIANELANE | 29 | MAX | |||
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICALANGE | 5 | TNT/TBS | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING | 1980 | PG | JESSICALANGE | 26 | STZ | |||
| POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE | 1981 | R | JESSICALANGE | 25 | ENC/TMC | Drawn out murder for lust tale. Saved by Jessica's smokin hot sex scenes. | 2 | 10 |
| SWEET DREAMS (1985) | 1985 | JESSICALANGE | 30 | WE | ||||
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 30 | SHO | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 3 | AMC | |||
| HARD TO KILL | 1990 | KELLYLEBROCK | 23 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 26 | TNT/TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties. | 9 | 10 |
| GRANDVIEW USA | 1984 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 30 | LOVE | ||||
| HEART OF MIDNIGHT | 1988 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 17 | TMC | |||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 25 | MAX | |||
| BURIED ALIVE | 1990 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 22 | USA | |||
| WASHINGTON SQUARE | 1997 | PG | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 20 | STZ | |||
| EXISTENZ | 1999 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 27 | SHO | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| EXCESSIVE FORCE | 1993 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 27 | ACTN | |||
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN | 1996 | R | JULIETLEWIS | 22 | ENC | Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day. | 2 | 7 |
| STRANGE DAYS | 1995 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 30 | MAX | |||
| EVENING STAR | 1996 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 22 | TNT | |||
| OTHER SISTER | 1999 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 29 | LOVE | |||
| FOURTH FLOOR | 1999 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 23 | HBO | |||
| RETURN OF SWAMP THING | 1988 | PG13 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 30 | SHO | If anyone can get a plant hard, our money would be on Heather! | 4 | 6 |
| LETHAL CHARM | 1991 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 26 | TNT | ||||
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 13 | SHO | |||
| TEXAS JUSTICE | 1995 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 30 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| TERROR INSIDE | 1996 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 1 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| DOUBLE TAP | 1997 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 25 | HBO | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| NIGHT SHIFT | 1982 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 25 | ENC/TMC | Henry Winkler & Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick! | 10 | 9 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | PG | SHELLEYLONG | 28 | ENC | |||
| MONEY PIT | 1986 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 15 | COM | Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing. | 8 | 2 |
| TROOP BEVERLY HILLS | 1989 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 23 | DIS | |||
| BRADY BUNCH MOVIE | 1995 | PG13 | SHELLEYLONG | 26 | HBO | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| CELL | 2000 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 29 | STZ | |||
| AS GOOD AS DEAD | 1995 | NR | TRACILORDS | 11 | TBS/WGN | |||
| BRIDE IN BLACK | 1990 | SUSANLUCCI | 2 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE | 1993 | SUSANLUCCI | 3 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| profiler | 1999 | tv | JAMIELUNER | WEEKLY SAT 10PM | NBC | |||
| Just The Ten Of Us | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | 7 | 10 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| LOLITA 1962 | 1962 | NR | SUELYON | 13 | TCM | |||
| BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER | 1999 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 28 | MAX | |||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 25 | MAX | |||
| GROUNDHOG DAY | 1993 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 3 | TBS/TNT | |||
| DECEPTION | 1993 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 26 | HBO | |||
| FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 9 | USA | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 29 | FMC | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 5 |
| MICHAEL | 1996 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 23 | TNT/TBS | |||
| JUST THE TICKET | 1999 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 18 | SHO | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 26 | MAX | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | 25 | COM | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | MADONNA | 26 | STZ | |||
| MADONNA: INNOCENCE LOST | 1994 | NR | MADONNA | 8 | FMC | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | MADONNA | 29 | HBO | |||
| NEXT BEST THING | 2000 | PG13 | MADONNA | 27 | TMC | |||
| HOT SPOT | 1990 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 24 | ENC | ||||
| HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING | 1991 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 2 | SCIFI | |||
| CANDYMAN | 1992 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 1 | TBS | |||
| LINDA | 1993 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 26 | WGN/TBS | |||
| PROPHECY | 1995 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 28 | HBO | |||
| LOST AND FOUND | 1999 | PG13 | SOPHIEMARCEAU | 13 | HBO | |||
| MADE IN PARIS | 1966 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 19 | TCM | |||
| RETURN OF THE SOLDIER | 1982 | ANNMARGRET | 27 | FLIX | ||||
| I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES | 1982 | ANNMARGRET | 13 | WE | ||||
| WHO WILL LOVE MY CHILDREN? | 1983 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 28 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| GRUMPIER OLD MEN | 1995 | PG13 | ANNMARGRET | 29 | HBO | |||
| SEDUCED BY MADNESS: THE DIANE BORCHARDT STORY | 1996 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 16 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| FACE ON THE MILK CARTON | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 3 | FAM | ||||
| HER HIDDEN TRUTH | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 26 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| BREAKING THROUGH | 1996 | KELLIEMARTIN | 7 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| HER LAST CHANCE | 1996 | KELLIEMARTIN | 26 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1972 | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | 12 | ENC | Any excuse to get Pamela wet! | |||
| LADY IN RED | 1979 | R | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | 15 | MAX | |||
| nancy drew | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | RERUNS | Detective series from back in the 70s or so featuring the supple young Pamela | 6 | 8 | ||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 16 | TNT/TBS | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 29 | FMC | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| DIGGING TO CHINA | 1998 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 9 | LIF | |||
| ON THE EDGE | 2001 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 29 | SHO | ||||
| HEAR NO EVIL | 1993 | MARLEEMATLIN | 27 | FX | ||||
| IN HER DEFENSE | 1998 | MARLEEMATLIN | 29 | TMC | ||||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| DEVIL IN THE FLESH | 1997 | ROSEMCGOWAN | 21 | MAX | ||||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: CRADLE OF CONSPIRACY | 1994 | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | 27 | LMN/LIF | |||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| MCHALE'S NAVY | 1997 | DEBRAMESSING | 11 | COM | ||||
| will and grace | 1999 | tv | DEBRAMESSING | WEEKLY TUE | NBC | |||
| COMMANDO | 1985 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 26 | FMC/BSTZ | |||
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| FEAR 1996 | 1996 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 14 | STZ | |||
| TO BRAVE ALASKA | 1996 | ALYSSAMILANO | 4 | LIFE/LMN | Alyssa can thaw me out ANY day! | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | ABC | Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie! | 2 | 9 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| BIG TOP PEE-WEE | 1988 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 28 | ENC | |||
| FRESHMAN | 1990 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 4 | TBS | Hysterical tale of blackmarket gourmet delights. | 10 | 5 |
| OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 30 | FAM | Danny Devito is a ruthless Wall Street weasel looking to plunder Penelope Ann Miller's company, but his lust for her gets in the way. Highpoint is Danny's take on lawyers: "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads - I've got mine because they've got theirs, but if either one of us uses them we're all fucked." | 8 | 9 |
| LITTLE CITY | 1997 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 23 | TMC | |||
| BREAK UP | 1998 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 25 | HBO | |||
| Knot's Landing | DONNAMILLS | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING BRIDESMAID | 1990 | DONNAMILLS | 10 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| RUNAWAY FATHER | 1991 | DONNAMILLS | 18 | TNN | ||||
| FALSE ARREST | 1991 | DONNAMILLS | 9 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| DANGEROUS INTENTIONS | 1995 | DONNAMILLS | 1 | LMN/LIF | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| NO SMALL AFFAIR | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | 30 | HBO/ENC | A teen photographer falls for the singer he is seeing thru his lens. Demi was still young and tight when she made this flick. | 6 | 8 |
| ST ELMO'S FIRE | 1985 | R | DEMIMOORE | 30 | HBO/LOV | Teen bullshit script, but a young n tight Demi straddles a jukebox with unparalled vim and vigor. | 0 | 9 |
| ABOUT LAST NIGHT | 1986 | DEMIMOORE | 3 | A&E | ||||
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 29 | FAM | |||
| SCARLET LETTER | 1995 | R | DEMIMOORE | 28 | MAX | |||
| IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | 29 | HBO | |||
| VANYA ON 42ND STREET | 1994 | PG | JULIANNEMOORE | 15 | IFC | |||
| END OF THE AFFAIR | 1999 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 3 | MAX | |||
| IDEAL HUSBAND | 1999 | PG13 | JULIANNEMOORE | 19 | STZ | |||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | PG13 | BEBENEUWIRTH | 25 | MAX | |||
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | LARISAOLEYNIK | 10 | ENC | |||
| BILLBOARD DAD | 1998 | ASHLEYOLSEN | 25 | FAM | ||||
| PASSPORT TO PARIS | 1999 | ASHLEYOLSEN | 24 | FAM | ||||
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| ROMAN HOLIDAY | 1987 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 28 | WE | ||||
| LAIR OF WHITE WORM | 1988 | R | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 26 | SUND | |||
| DEADLY RELATIONS | 1993 | NR | GWYNETHPALTROW | 15 | LMN/LIF | |||
| EMMA | 1996 | PG | GWYNETHPALTROW | 3 | LIFE | |||
| DUETS | 2000 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BOUNCE | 2000 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| JANE EYRE 1995 | 1995 | ANNAPAQUIN | 15 | MAX | ||||
| XMEN | 2000 | PG13 | ANNAPAQUIN | 29 | MAX | If you liked the comic book you'll love this. An OK flick for everyone. | 6 | 6 |
| GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN | 1985 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 16 | USA | ||||
| HONEYMOON IN VEGAS | 1992 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 3 | TBS | A really cute, enjoyable flick. Pull the yellow cord if you enjoyed it - no wait, the red one! | 9 | 9 |
| IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE CHILDREN | 1992 | NR | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 24 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| HOCUS POCUS | 1993 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 27 | MAX | Sarah casts her spell - she can ride my broom any day! | 7 | 7 |
| STRIKING DISTANCE | 1993 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 29 | MAX/ENC/EXTR | |||
| ED WOOD | 1994 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 13 | HBO | |||
| MIAMI RHAPSODY | 1995 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 30 | TMC | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 20 | TBS/TNT | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 4 |
| sex and the city | 1998 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | weekly series | HBO | ||||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | NIAPEEPLES | 21 | DIS | ||||
| COYOTE UGLY | 2000 | PG13 | PIPERPERABO | 6 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 30 | TMC | |||
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | ROSIEPEREZ | 17 | TBS/TNT | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| DANCE WITH THE DEVIL | 1997 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 29 | HBO | |||
| TWENTY FOUR HOUR WOMAN | 1999 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 23 | SUND | |||
| JERK | 1979 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 8 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| PINK CADILLAC | 1989 | PG13 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 24 | TMC | |||
| CAN'T BUY ME LOVE | 1987 | PG13 | AMANDAPETERSON | 4 | TBS/TNT | |||
| WINDRUNNER | 1994 | AMANDAPETERSON | 19 | DIS | ||||
| INTO THE NIGHT | 1985 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 29 | WE | |||
| LADYHAWKE | 1985 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | FLIX/STZ | |||
| SWEET LIBERTY | 1986 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 28 | WE | |||
| TEQUILA SUNRISE | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 11 | STZ | |||
| FABULOUS BAKER BOYS | 1989 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 19 | FMC/FX | |||
| WOLF | 1994 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | TNT | |||
| PRINCE OF EGYPT | 1998 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | HBO | |||
| DEEP END OF THE OCEAN | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | HBO | |||
| STORY OF US | 1999 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 23 | SHO | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 20 | MAX | |||
| CADDYSHACK II | 1988 | PG | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 26 | HBO | |||
| ROXANNE THE PRIZE PULITZER | 1989 | CHYNNAPHILLIPS | 23 | USA | ||||
| BETWEEN LOVE AND HONOR | 1995 | MARIAPITILLO | 20 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| ESCAPE FROM TERROR: THE TERESA STAMPER STORY | 1995 | MARIAPITILLO | 16 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| FINE THINGS | 1990 | TRACYPOLLAN | 17 | LIFE | ||||
| STRANGER AMONG US | 1992 | TRACYPOLLAN | 5 | WGN/TBS | ||||
| HER ALIBI | 1989 | PG | PAULINAPORISKOVA | 30 | HBO | |||
| LONG TIME SINCE | 1997 | PAULINAPORISKOVA | 25 | SHO | ||||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 20 | TBS/TNT | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 5 |
| BEAUTIFUL GIRLS | 1996 | R | NATALIEPORTMAN | 17 | COM | |||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 30 | HBO | |||
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 2000 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | 27 | HBO | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE | 1990 | R | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 26 | FMC | |||
| NAKED GUN 2 1/2: SMELL OF FEAR | 1991 | PG13 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 8 | TBS/WGN | |||
| NAKED GUN 331/3: THE FINAL INSULT | 1994 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 20 | USA | ||||
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 25 | HBO | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 5 | COM | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SPELLBINDER | 1988 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 7 | TMC | |||
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 9 | COM | |||
| RUN | 1991 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 27 | MAX | |||
| BEYOND OBSESSION | 1994 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 5 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| DANCING IN THE DARK | 1995 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 10 | LMN | ||||
| titans | 2000 | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | WEEKLY WEN 8PM | NBC | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 23 | WE | |||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 19 | BRAVO/IFC | |||
| STARSHIP TROOPERS | 1997 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 30 | FX | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 5 | USA | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 10 |
| TAIL LIGHTS FADE | 1999 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 11 | MAX | |||
| DROP DEAD GORGEOUS | 1999 | PG13 | DENISERICHARDS | 3 | ENC | |||
| chips - 1 episode | NA | NR | KIMRICHARDS | IN RERUNS | Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim? | 1 | 8 | |
| COYOTE UGLY | 2000 | PG13 | LEANNRIMES | 6 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE | 1983 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 16 | MAX | |||
| SIXTEEN CANDLES | 1984 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 17 | TNT/TBS | |||
| SURVIVING | 1985 | 1985 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 30 | LIF/LMN | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 14 | TBS/TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 14 | WE | |||
| BETSY'S WEDDING | 1990 | R | MOLLYRINGWALD | 15 | TNT | |||
| TEACHING MRS. TINGLE | 1999 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 30 | SHO | Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own. | 5 | 1 |
| MYSTIC PIZZA | 1988 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 23 | WE | |||
| DYING YOUNG | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | 26 | HBO | ||||
| HOOK | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | 4 | TNT/TBS | Big stars in a cute tale of Peter Pan. | 6 | 1 | |
| I LOVE TROUBLE | 1994 | PG | JULIAROBERTS | 26 | MAX | |||
| READY TO WEAR | 1994 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 27 | ENC | |||
| ERIN BROCKOVICH | 1999 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 28 | STZ | |||
| RUNAWAY BRIDE | 1999 | PG | JULIAROBERTS | 30 | SHO | |||
| BEASTMASTER | 1982 | NR | TANYAROBERTS | 30 | TBS/TNT | Beautiful girl has Doctor Dolittle-like powers. Tanya - you can master my beast any day. | 3 | 10 |
| SHEENA | 1984 | NA | TANYAROBERTS | 23 | AMC | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| MIGHTY QUINN | 1989 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 9 | TBS/TNT | |||
| DEADLOCK | 1991 | R | MIMIROGERS | 26 | HBO | You'd think being attached to Mimi would be fun. | 6 | 2 |
| LADYKILLER | 1992 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 1 | LMN/LIFE | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 14 | TBS/TNT | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 5 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 20 | TNT | |||
| XMEN | 2000 | PG13 | REBECCAROMIJN | 29 | MAX | 6 | 3 | |
| LOTTERY | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | 23 | USA | ||||
| EIGHT DAYS A WEEK | 1997 | R | KERIRUSSELL | 21 | HBO | |||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| star trek voyager | 1999 | JERIRYAN | WEEKLY LOCAL | WB | ||||
| DOA | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 20 | TBS/TNT | Meg is AWESOME! - Watch this movie and you'll get a hardon every time you hear the song "Rebel Yell" | 7 | 9 |
| PRESIDIO | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 1 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PRELUDE TO A KISS | 1992 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 24 | MAX | Cute romance story costarring Alec Baldwin | 7 | 9 |
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | 21 | STZ | |||
| IQ | 1994 | PG | MEGRYAN | 27 | MAX | |||
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | PG | MEGRYAN | 23 | TNT | |||
| HANGING UP | 2000 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 28 | HBO | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | WINONARYDER | 23 | MAX | |||
| WELCOME HOME ROXY CARMICHAEL | 1990 | WINONARYDER | 16 | COM | ||||
| EDWARD SCISSORHANDS | 1990 | NR | WINONARYDER | 3 | TBS | Strangely entertaining | 7 | 7 |
| REALITY BITES | 1994 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 16 | USASTZ | |||
| GIRL INTERRUPTED | 1999 | R | WINONARYDER | 29 | HBO | |||
| SHADOW OF A STRANGER | 1992 | EMMASAMMS | 8 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | R | EMMASAMMS | 13 | SHO | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| ONCE AROUND | 1991 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 12 | LOVE | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| LEGEND | 1985 | NR | MIASARA | 24 | SCIFI/USA | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 30 | TNT/TBS | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| TIMECOP | 1994 | R | MIASARA | 5 | MAX | |||
| ONE SUMMER LOVE | 1976 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 18 | SHO | |||
| KING OF THE GYPSIES | 1978 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 22 | TMC | |||
| WHITE PALACE | 1990 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 26 | LOVE | |||
| THELMA & LOUISE | 1991 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 3 | TBS/WGN | |||
| LORENZO'S OIL | 1992 | SUSANSARANDON | 17 | WE | ||||
| ANYWHERE BUT HERE | 1999 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | HBO | |||
| EARTHLY POSSESSIONS | 1999 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 25 | HBO | |||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| hotel | CONNIESELLECCA | IN RERUNS | ||||||
| HOUSE OF SECRETS AND LIES | 1992 | CONNIESELLECCA | 29 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| PASSPORT TO MURDER | 1993 | CONNIESELLECCA | 13 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| DANGEROUS AFFAIR | 1994 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 30 | LMN/LIF | |||
| SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING BLUE | 1997 | CONNIESELLECCA | 3 | LIF/LMN | ||||
| SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL | 1989 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 25 | COM | |||
| FREQUENT FLYER | 1996 | JOANSEVERANCE | 30 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| BOYS DON'T CRY | 1999 | R | CHLOESEVIGNY | 26 | HBO | |||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| SOMEWHERE IN TIME | 1980 | PG | JANESEYMOUR | 17 | TBS/TNT | |||
| LASSITER | 1984 | R | JANESEYMOUR | 1 | MAX | |||
| ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? | 1992 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 30 | MYST | |||
| PRAYING MANTIS | 1993 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 9 | TBS/TNT/WGN | |||
| ABSOLUTE TRUTH | 1996 | JANESEYMOUR | 19 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 14 | TBS/TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 15 | TBS/WGN | |||
| HAUNTING OF SEACLIFF INN | 1994 | ALLYSHEEDY | 25 | LMN | ||||
| BURIED ALIVE II | 1997 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 22 | USA | |||
| FURY WITHIN | 1998 | ALLYSHEEDY | 25 | USA | ||||
| MACON COUNTY JAIL | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 28 | EXTR | Ally is tossed in the clink on trumped up charges, gets raped by the pinhead son of the warden, and breaks out with another convict serving time for a crime he didnt commit. | 7 | 6 |
| HIGH ART | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 30 | BRAVO/IFC | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 16 | MAX | |||
| STORMY WEATHERS | 1992 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 6 | LIF/LMN | |||
| TELLING SECRETS | 1993 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 30 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY | 1993 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 13 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| moonlighting | 1996 | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | RERUNS | LOCAL | Perhaps the finest comedic detective series of all time - Bruce Willis & Cybill put on a great show! | 10 | 8 |
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| SURE THING | 1985 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 8 | TNN | |||
| DECEPTIONS | 1990 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 29 | LIFE | |||
| MURDER IN MY MIND | 1997 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 30 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| DEAD HUSBANDS | 1998 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 20 | USA | ||||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | SYNDICATION | LOCAL | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 5 | WE | |||
| SEVENTH FLOOR | 1994 | BROOKESHIELDS | 4 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 9 | FX | |||
| WHAT MAKES A FAMILY | 2000 | BROOKESHIELDS | 6 | LMN/LIFE | ||||
| KARATE KID | 1984 | PG | ELISABETHSHUE | 27 | MAX | |||
| ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING | 1987 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | 16 | TBS/TNT | Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop! | 4 | 8 |
| COCKTAIL | 1988 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 20 | HBO | Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me. | 1 | 8 |
| TWENTY BUCKS | 1993 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 30 | SHO | |||
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | 26 | WE | ||||
| MOLLY | 1999 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | 25 | TMC | |||
| HIDEAWAY | 1995 | R | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 21 | SHO/EXTR | Oddly entertaining | 6 | 7 |
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 16 | USA | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 9 |
| BLAST FROM THE PAST | 1999 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 23 | WAM | |||
| LOVE'S LABOUR'S LOST | 2000 | PG | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 29 | STZ | |||
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 26 | HBO | |||
| HIDE & SEEK | 1998 | HELENSLATER | 30 | SUND | ||||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| JASON GOES TO HELL FINAL FRIDAY (IX) | ALLISONSMITH | 16 | WGN | |||||
| WILDFLOWER | 1991 | ALLISONSMITH | 13 | LMN | ||||
| LYING EYES | 1996 | ALLISONSMITH | 19 | LMN/LIFE | Allison plays a bad girl - a real stretch! | 4 | 6 | |
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| west wing | 1999-2000 | ALLISONSMITH | WED | NBC | I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed. | 0 | 1 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE | 1987 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNSMITH | 9 | COM | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 23 | MAX | |||
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 30 | TBS/TNT | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 8 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| WINDMILLS OFTHE GODS | 1988 | JACLYNSMITH | 2 | WE | ||||
| LOVE CAN BE MURDER | 1992 | JACLYNSMITH | 28 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER NEVER CRIES | 1998 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 28 | BRAVO | LeeLee in her underwear! | 9 | |
| NEVER BEEN KISSED | 1999 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 28 | MAX | |||
| EYES WIDE SHUT | 1999 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 20 | MAX | REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick. Leelee as an underage hooker though - my dream come true! | 1 | 9 |
| HERE ON EARTH | 2000 | PG13 | LEELEESOBIESKI | 30 | MAX | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| DEVIL'S FOOD | 1996 | NR | SUZANNESOMERS | 20 | LIFE/LMN | |||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| DARKLINGS | 1999 | SUZANNESOMERS | 23 | FAM | ||||
| KEEPING SECRETS | NR | 1991 | SUZANNESOMERS | 19 | TNN | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN SYNDICATION | LOCAL | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| MIGHTY APHRODITE | 1995 | R | MIRASORVINO | 28 | LOVE | Mira is a hooker - I've had dreams like this! | 5 | 9 |
| NEW YORK COP | 1995 | R | MIRASORVINO | 1 | TMC | |||
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | 7 | USA/SCIFI | Mira fights some bad ass bugs. | 7 | 6 |
| LULU ON THE BRIDGE | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 29 | STZ/HBO | |||
| SUMMER OF SAM | 1999 | R | MIRASORVINO | 27 | ENC | |||
| GREAT GATSBY | 2000 | MIRASORVINO | 15 | BIO/AE | ||||
| COED CALL GIRL | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 29 | HBO | ||||
| PERPETRATORS OF THE CRIME | 1998 | R | TORISPELLING | 30 | HBO/EXTR | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| DOWN TO YOU | 1999 | PG13 | JULIASTILES | 27 | STZ | |||
| TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU | 1999 | PG13 | JULIA STILES | 10 | ENC | |||
| SKY'S NO LIMIT | 1984 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 17 | PAX | |||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 5 | COM | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE | 1993 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 24 | PAX | |||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: CRADLE OF CONSPIRACY | 1994 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 27 | LMN/LIF | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | PG | SHARONSTONE | 28 | ENC | |||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 23 | TBS | |||
| TEARS IN THE RAIN | 1988 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 10 | WE | |||
| SCISSORS | 1991 | R | SHARONSTONE | 9 | TMC | |||
| MIGHTY | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 9 | WAM | |||
| MUSE | 1999 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 26 | MAX | |||
| STAKEOUT | 1987 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 23 | HBO | Richard Dreyfuss & Emelio Estevez are 2 cops on stakeout spying on Madeleine - Richard can't help but letting his little head get ahead of his big one. | 7 | 9 |
| TWO JAKES | 1990 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 23 | AMC/BRAVO | |||
| LAST OF MOHICANS | 1992 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 20 | MAX | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 29 | FMC | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| GENERAL'S DAUGHTER | 1999 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 28 | TMC | |||
| PLAYING BY HEART | 1999 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 29 | LOVE | |||
| AMERICAN BEAUTY | 1999 | R | MENASUVARI | 28 | MAX | Engaging tale of Kevin Spacey's midlife crisis - makes me wanna go out and buy a weightbench. Mena sizzles. Only drawback is a really depressing ending. | 7 | 9 |
| GIRL | 1998 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 5 | MAX | |||
| INTERN | 2000 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 21 | MAX | |||
| BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1992 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 4 | FX | How this movie became a series mystifies me | 2 | 8 |
| CHASE 1994 | 1994 | KRISTYSWANSON | 7 | FX | Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun. | 8 | 8 | |
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 3 | COM | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| BIG DADDY | 1999 | PG13 | KRISTYSWANSON | 30 | MAX | |||
| Grapevine | 2000 | TV | KRISTYSWANSON | WEEKLY MON | CBS | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 23 | TNT | |||
| DESPERATE BUT NOT SERIOUS | 1999 | R | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 8 | MAX | |||
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 30 | TNT/TBS | All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES! | 7 | 9 |
| MIGHTY JOE YOUNG | 1998 | PG | CHARLIZETHERON | 14 | DIS | |||
| CIDER HOUSE RULES | 1999 | PG13 | CHARLIZETHERON | 30 | STZ | |||
| ASTRONAUTS WIFE | 1999 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 8 | STZ | |||
| REINDEER GAMES | 2000 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 24 | TMC | |||
| SWEET DREAMS (1996) | 1996 | TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN | 20 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| ZAPPED | 1982 | R | HEATHERTHOMAS | 19 | COM | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| JAWS 3 | 1983 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 11 | TNT/TBS | No teeth. | 2 | 1 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 27 | TBS/TNT | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | LEATHOMPSON | 16 | TNT/TBS | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE II | 1989 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 10 | USA | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 8 | 6 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE III | 1990 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 10 | USA | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 7 | 4 |
| UNSPOKEN TRUTH | 1995 | LEATHOMPSON | 28 | WGN | ||||
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | SYNDICATION | LOCAL | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| JOHNNY BE GOOD | 1988 | UMATHURMAN | 9 | A&E | ||||
| MONTH BY THE LAKE | 1995 | PG | UMATHURMAN | 21 | MAX | |||
| BEAUTIFUL GIRLS | 1996 | R | UMATHURMAN | 17 | COM | |||
| TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS | 1996 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 24 | FAM | |||
| SWEET AND LOWDOWN | 1999 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 21 | MAX | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 30 | TMC | |||
| ONLY YOU | 1994 | PG | MARISATOMEI | 23 | SHO | |||
| PEREZ FAMILY | 1995 | MARISATOMEI | 30 | BRAVO | ||||
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | 17 | TNT/TBS | |||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 7 | COM | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 13 | USA | |||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| END OF DAYS | 1999 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 23 | STZ | Fairly entertaining end-of-world good vs. evil action flick with good ol Arnie saving the planet from devil incarnate Gabrielle Byrne. Robin Tunney plays the delicious biscuit the devil needs to plant his seed in to bring about Armageddon. | 6 | 7 |
| LAST CALL | 1990 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 28 | SHO | |||
| SCORNED | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 25 | TMC | |||
| SCANDALOUS BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 27 | MAX | |||
| ROWDY GIRLS | 1999 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 8 | HBO | |||
| HEAVY | 1995 | R | LIVTYLER | 30 | WE | |||
| COOKIE'S FORTUNE | 1999 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 24 | HBO | |||
| SURVIVORS | 1983 | R | KRISTENVIGARD | 23 | MAX | Robin Williams is his usual riotous self as a militant bent on protecting himself from the end of the world and from a dimestore robber he can identify. Walter Matthau is a fine sidekick, and speaking of FINE - check out the incredibly fuckable underage redheaded ass on KRISTEN! | 8 | 10 |
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | IN SYNDICATION | LOCAL | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| ALIEN | 1979 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 30 | SCIFI | Will keep you glued to your chair | 9 | 3 |
| EYEWITNESS | 1981 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 3 | WE | |||
| YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 21 | MAX | |||
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 17 | FX | |||
| GHOSTBUSTERS II | 1989 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 26 | WAM/SHO | Somewhat less amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 5 | 3 |
| ALIEN 3 | 1992 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 29 | ACTN | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 23 | WE | |||
| GALAXY QUEST | 1999 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 24 | MAX | |||
| FATHOM | 1967 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 30 | FMC | |||
| ONE HUNRED RIFLES | 1969 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 10 | MAX | |||
| THREE MUSKETEERS (1974) | 1973 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 27 | AMC | |||
| SCANDAL IN A SMALL TOWN | 1988 | RAQUELWELCH | 27 | LIFE/LMN | ||||
| TORCH SONG | 1993 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 14 | WE | |||
| RALLY ROUND THE FLAG, BOYS | 1958 | TUESDAYWELD | 30 | FMC | ||||
| WILD IN THE COUNTRY | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 15 | AMC | ||||
| AUTHOR! AUTHOR! | 1982 | PG | TUESDAYWELD | 15 | HBO | |||
| SCORNED AND SWINDLED | 1984 | TUESDAYWELD | 26 | TRUE | ||||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| DICK | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 23 | TMC | |||
| ADVENTURES OF ELMO IN GROUCHLAND | 1999 | G | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 22 | HBO | |||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 23 | TNT | |||
| OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 30 | WE | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| TERMS OF ENDEARMENT | 1983 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 28 | STZ/TMC | |||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 21 | FX | |||
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 29 | HBO | |||
| HEAVENLY CREATURES | 1994 | R | KATEWINSLET | 29 | STZ | |||
| HIDEOUS KINKY | 1998 | R | KATEWINSLET | 28 | SUND | |||
| WILDFLOWER | 1991 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 13 | LMN | ||||
| FAR OFF PLACE | 1993 | PG | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | HBO | |||
| FEAR 1996 | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 14 | STZ | |||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 9 | FX | |||
| BEST LAID PLANS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 23 | HBO | |||
| ELECTION | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 27 | SUND | With Reese around, an eRection is more likely | ||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | ALICIAWITT | 29 | HBO | |||
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | ALICIAWITT | 6 | SCIFI | |||
| PLAYING MONA LISA | 2000 | R | ALICIAWITT | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 10 | COM | ||||
| BLADERUNNER | 1982 | R | SEANYOUNG | 30 | USA/SCIFI | |||
| NO WAY OUT 1987 | 1987 | R | SEANYOUNG | 30 | ENC | Political drama | 5 | 9 |
| FATAL INSTINCT | 1993 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 1 | TNN | |||
| WHOLE WIDE WORLD | 1996 | PG | RENEZELLWEGER | 27 | WE | |||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 30 | MAX | |||
| NURSE BETTY | 2000 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ME MYSELF & IRENE | 2000 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 6 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SURE THING | 1985 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 8 | TNN | |||
| GROSS ANATOMY | 1989 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 7 | TNT | |||
| spin city - one episode | 1997 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | IN RERUNS | ABC |

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