Of course this page has theme music of its own! If you want to hear it, CLICK HERE!

FILLIES.COM

presents

Fillies Galore Celebri-TITTIES

BABEWATCH photo collection

TV VIEWER ALERTS

Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.

We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT and BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?

Listings below are for August, 2001:

Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!

PLEASE be patient for the rest of this page to load - the rest is a table about 80K in size and must fully load before you can page down - this should take a minute or less for most of you - if you see your browser is downloading PLEASE just wait a minute or so...

TITLE	YEAR	RATING	FEATURED BABE	AIR DATES	CHANNELS	REVIEW	PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES	BABE CONTENT WHINNIES
TOUCHED BY EVIL	1997		PAULAABDUL	8	LIFE
dark angel	2001	tv	JESSICAALBA	weekly	FOX
SHOOT TO KILL	1988	R	KIRSTIEALLEY	18	TNT/TBS
LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW	1993	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	11	TBS/TNT
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS	1999	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	29	STZ
veronica's closet	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	weekly THURS 9:30PM	NBC	If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again.	1	3
cheers	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	3
MOSCOW ON THE HUDSON	1984	R	MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	28	HBO	Robin Williams is a Russian who defects in bloomingdales	6	8
TOUCH AND GO	1986		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	25	MAX
COLORS	1988		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	27	WGN
VAMPIRE'S KISS	1989		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	31	SCIFI
HOUSE OF SPIRITS	1993	R	MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	31	HBO
STEPHEN KING'S SLEEPWALKERS	1992	R	MADCHENAMICK	1	TBS	Stupid vampire-ish tale, but be sure to check out Madchen's dancing scene.	1	10
LOVE, CHEAT AND STEAL	1993	R	MADCHENAMICK	27	SHO
TRAPPED IN PARADISE	1994		MADCHENAMICK	5	USA
TWIST OF FATE	1997		MADCHENAMICK	28	LIFE
fantasy island (new)	1998-		MADCHENAMICK	weekly sat 9pm	ABC
LIST	2000	R	MADCHENAMICK	6	SHO
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	GILLIANANDERSON	31	STZ
HOUSE OF MIRTH	2000	PG	GILLIANANDERSON	9	PAY PER VIEW
xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	SUNDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales?	7	9
xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	DAILY RERUNS	FX	Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness.	6	8
wkrp in cincinnati			LONIANDERSON	reruns	local	Hilarious tale of a struggling religious AND classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show.	10	10
DEADLY FAMILY SECRETS	1995		LONIANDERSON	26	LMN/LIFE
SNAPDRAGON	1993	R	PAMELAANDERSON	13	SHO
vip	1998-		PAMELAANDERSON	weekly sun 11pm	FOX
MADE MEN	1999	R	VANESSAANGEL	28	MAX
friends			JENNIFERANISTON	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	9
DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC	1996	R	JENNIFERANISTON	27	HBO
THINGS TO DO IN DENVER... WHEN YOU'RE DEAD	1995	R	GABRIELLEANWAR	18	SHO
NOWHERE	1997	R	CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	29	IFC
jesse	1998-		CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	weekly thurs 8:30pm	NBC	Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit!	6	7
married with children	TV	TV	CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini	8	10
FATAL ATTRACTION	1987	R	ANNEARCHER	27	MAX
PROMISED A MIRACLE	1988		ROSANNAARQUETTE	1	LIFE
IN THE DEEP WOODS	1992		ROSANNAARQUETTE	18	LIFE/LMN
LINGUINI INCIDENT	1992	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	23	WE
dukes of hazard	TV	TV	CATHERINEBACH	DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
DINNER AND DRIVING	1997		BRIGITTEBAKO	30	MAX
blossom	TV	TV	MAYIMBALIK	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL
LOVE STINKS	1999	R	TYRABANKS	19	MAX
COYOTE UGLY	2000	PG13	TYRABANKS	24	STZ
LIFE SIZE	2000		TYRABANKS	24	DIS
AND GOD CREATED WOMAN	1956	PG	BRIGITTEBARDOT	15	WE
DEAR BRIGITTE	1965		BRIGITTEBARDOT	13	FMC
HARRYANDSON	1984	PG	ELLENBARKIN	27	TMC
DESERT BLOOM	1986	PG	ELLENBARKIN	24	HBO
MADE IN HEAVEN	1987	PG	ELLENBARKIN	30	HBO
JOHNNY HANDSOME	1989	R	ELLENBARKIN	22	ENC
MAN TROUBLE	1992	PG13	ELLENBARKIN	30	FMC/LOVE	Jack Nicholson can't save this one	4	5
INTO THE WEST	1993	PG	ELLENBARKIN	13	MAX
THIS BOY'S LIFE	1993	R	ELLENBARKIN	29	ENC
BAD COMPANY	1995	R	ELLENBARKIN	29	MAX	Predictable, but watchable.	6	7
MERCY	1999	R	ELLENBARKIN	21	MAX
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS	1999	PG13	ELLENBARKIN	29	STZ
three's company	TV	TV	PRISCILLABARNES	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	6	10
STEPHEN KING'S CAT'S EYE	1985	R	DREWBARRYMORE	21	HBO	Cute bunch of King tales. Drew fights an evil troll living under her bed that eats her parakeet. Now, if I were an evil troll in Drew's bedroom, I'd be dining on prime pussy way before bird.	9	7
GUNCRAZY	1992	R	DREWBARRYMORE	27	MYST
POISON IVY	1992	NR	DREWBARRYMORE	25	TBS/TNT	A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets!	6	10
NO PLACE TO HIDE	1993	R	DREWBARRYMORE	22	SHO
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	DREWBARRYMORE	22	ENC	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	8
BOYS ON THE SIDE	1995	R	DREWBARRYMORE	18	TNT/TBS
WISHFUL THINKING	1997	R	DREWBARRYMORE	13	SHO
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU	1997	R	DREWBARRYMORE	29	ENC
WEDDING SINGER	1998	PG13	DREWBARRYMORE	5	TNT
CHARLIE'S ANGELS	2000	PG13	DREWBARRYMORE	15	PAY PER VIEW
NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN	1983	PG	KIMBASINGER	24	ENC	Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond.	3	6
MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN	1988	NR	KIMBASINGER	5	SCIFI/USA
COOL WORLD	1992	PG13	KIMBASINGER	25	USA/SCIFI
REAL MCCOY	1993	PG13	KIMBASINGER	18	USA
GETAWAY 1994	1994	R	KIMBASINGER	18	USA	Alec Baldwin co stars in this tale of cons AND doublecrosses.	6	8
READY TO WEAR	1994	R	KIMBASINGER	8	BSTZ
I DREAMED OF AFRICA	2000	PG13	KIMBASINGER	30	HBO
BRIDE	1985	PG13	JENNIFERBEALS	6	WE
VAMPIRE'S KISS	1989		JENNIFERBEALS	31	SCIFI
DEAD ON SIGHT	1994	R	JENNIFERBEALS	27	SHO
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	JENNIFERBEALS	12	MAX
LET IT BE ME	1995	PG13	JENNIFERBEALS	8	LIFE/LMN
WISHFUL THINKING	1997	R	JENNIFERBEALS	13	SHO
nothing sacred	1998		JENNIFERBEALS	weekly sat 9PM	ABC
HOUSE DIVIDED	2000		JENNIFERBEALS	26	SHO
TURBULENCE II: FEAR OF FLYING	2000	R	JENNIFERBEALS	31	HBO
COLD COMFORT FARM	1995	PG	KATEBECKINSALE	22	OXGN
ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS	1999		KATEBECKINSALE	29	HBO
BROKEDOWN PALACE	1999	PG13	KATEBECKINSALE	24	HBO	Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini.	7	7
SALEM'S LOT	1979		BONNIEBEDELIA	24	LMN/LIFE
VIOLETS ARE BLUE	1986	PG13	BONNIEBEDELIA	29	ENC
STRANGER	1987	R	BONNIEBEDELIA	22	MAX
DIE HARD	1988	R	BONNIEBEDELIA	26	FX	No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis.	6	1
FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY	1989	PG13	BONNIEBEDELIA	25	BRAVO
PRESUMED INNOCENT	1990	R	BONNIEBEDELIA	30	LIFE
NEEDFUL THINGS	1993	NR	BONNIEBEDELIA	28	TMC
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	BONNIEBEDELIA	26	MAX
head of the class			LESLIEBEGA	reruns	local	Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students	7	8
young and the restless	TV	TV	LAURALEEBELL	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
RANDOM ENCOUNTER	1998		ELIZABETHBERKLEY	15	MAX
DYING TO BE PERFECT: THE ELLEN HART PENA STORY	1996		CRYSTALBERNARD	21	MAX
FACE TO KILL FOR	1999		CRYSTALBERNARD	8	USA
happy days	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	8
wings	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	USA	A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club	9	10
XMEN	2000	PG13	HALLEBERRY	24	MAX		6	5
PROMISE OF LOVE	1980	NR	VALERIEBERTINELLI	19	PAX
SEDUCTION OF GINA	1984	NR	VALERIEBERTINELLI	9	FMC
SHADES OF GRAY	1992	NR	VALERIEBERTINELLI	28	MYST
one day at a time	TV	TV	VALERIEBERTINELLI	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us!	6	10
DEEP	1977	NR	JACQUELINEBISSETT	17	TBS/TNT	Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet!	7	10
GREEK TYCOON	1978	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	29	WE
CLASS	1983	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	15	COM	Every high school guys fantasy	7	8
ANNA KARENINA	1985	NR	JACQUELINEBISSETT	23	WE
LEAVE OF ABSENCE	1994		JACQUELINEBISSETT	3	USA
CRIME BROKER	1994		JACQUELINEBISSETT	16	LMN
LET THE DEVIL WEAR BLACK	1999	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	11	MAX
DEADLY VOWS	1994	NR	JOSIEBISSETT	22	LIFE/LMN
HELL NIGHT	1981	R	LINDABLAIR	22	EXTR
ZAPPED AGAIN	1990	NA	LINDABLAIR	18	USA/SCIFI
PUSHING TIN	1999	R	CATEBLANCHETT	3	HBO
LAKE	1997	NR	YASMINEBLEETH	18	FAM
IT CAME FROM THE SKY	1999		YASMINEBLEETH	7	WE
titans	2000	TV	YASMINEBLEETH	WEEKLY WEN 8PM	NBC
archie bunker's place		tv	DANIELLEBRISEBOIS	IN RERUNS
all in the family		tv	DANIELLEBRISEBOIS	IN RERUNS
working girl tv series	1990		SANDRABULLOCK	IN RERUNS
DEMOLITION MAN	1993		SANDRABULLOCK	30	MAX
THING CALLED LOVE	1993	NR	SANDRABULLOCK	7	USA
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING	1995	PG	SANDRABULLOCK	23	SHO
TWO IF BY SEA	1996	R	SANDRABULLOCK	23	MAX
GUN SHY	2000	R	SANDRABULLOCK	25	STZ
MISS CONGENIALITY	2000	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	21	PAY PER VIEW
TWENTY EIGHT DAYS	2000	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	28	MAX
WILD THINGS	1998	R	NEVECAMPBELL	21	USA	Bizarre tale of a rape trial.	4	5
THREE TO TANGO	1999	PG13	NEVECAMPBELL	26	MAX
SCREAM 3	2000	R	NEVECAMPBELL	31	SHO
party of five	TV	TV	NEVECAMPBELL	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap	0	3
URGH! A MUSIC WAR	1982	R	BELINDACARLISLE	27	SUND
angel	1999	tv	CHARISMACARPENTER	weekly tue 9pm	WB
WAYNE'S WORLD	'1992	PG13	TIACARRERE	24	USA
relic hunter	1999	tv	TIACARRERE	WEEKLY SAT 5PM	WGN/WB
DANIELLE STEELE'S DADDY	1991	NR	LYNDACARTER	22	LMN/LIF
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH	1982	R	PHOEBECATES	4	TNT/TBS	Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot.	9	10
GREMLINS	1984	PG	PHOEBECATES	29	MAX/SHO	Could Phoebe be any cuter? Woulda loved to see her get raped by Stripe, though!	9	8
LACE II	1985		PHOEBECATES	18	WE
BRIGHT LIGHTS BIG CITY	1988		PHOEBECATES	8	TNT/TBS
HEART OF DIXIE	1989	PG	PHOEBECATES	25	TMC
DROP DEAD FRED	1991	NR	PHOEBECATES	11	TBS/TNT	Phoebe is too cute for words.	6	8
PRINCESS CARABOO	1994	PG	PHOEBECATES	14	OXGN
party of five	TV	TV	LACEYCHABERT	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap	0	3
SOME GIRLS 1988	1988	NR	JENNIFERCONNELLY	25	WE
HOT SPOT	1990		JENNIFERCONNELLY	23	MAX
HIGHER LEARNING	1995	R	JENNIFERCONNELLY	13	MAX
street	2000		JENNIFERCONNELLY	WED	FOX
WAKING THE DEAD	2000	R	JENNIFERCONNELLY	24	SUND
too close for comfort			LYDIACORNELL	DAILY RERUNS	E!	Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater!	8	10
wasteland	1999	tv	MARISACOUGHLAN	WEEKLY THURS	ABC
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	MARISACOUGHLAN	26	EXTR	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5	9
seinfeld			COURTENEYCOX	ONE EPISODE	NBC		7	5
friends			COURTENEYCOX	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	8
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE	1987	NR	COURTENEYCOX	8	WGN/TBS
BATTLING FOR BABY	1992		COURTENEYCOX	9	LMN
OPPOSITE SEX AND HOW TO LIVE WITH THEM	1993	R	COURTENEYCOX	14	HBO
SCREAM 3	2000	R	COURTENEYCOX	31	SHO
SHRINK IS IN	2000		COURTENEYCOX	30	OXGN
unhappily ever after		TV	NIKKICOX	weekly sun 9:30pm	WB
batman	1968	TV	YVONNECRAIG	in reruns		As a youngster, nothing got me hotter than Batgirl in her spandex. Yvonne, you can rip off my utility belt any day!	9	10
UNZIPPED	1995	R	CINDYCRAWFORD	28	MAX
ALL THE PRETTY HORSES	2000	PG13	PENELOPECRUZ	15	PAY PER VIEW
MENENDEZ: A KILLING IN BEVERLY HILLS PART ONE	1994	NR	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	19	CRT
wonder years			OLIVIADABO	RERUNS	NICK		10	9
VELOCITY OF GARY	1998	R	OLIVIADABO	30	HBO
TRIANGLE	2001		OLIVIADABO	26	TBS
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT	1996	PG13	CLAIREDANES	31	WE
POLISH WEDDING	1998	PG13	CLAIREDANES	29	IFC/BRAVO
BROKEDOWN PALACE	1999	PG13	CLAIREDANES	24	HBO	Involving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini.	7	8
MOD SQUAD	1999	R	CLAIREDANES	25	TMC
COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER	1980	NR	BEVERLYDANGELO	26	TRUE
HANDS OF A STRANGER	1986	NR	BEVERLYDANGELO	14	LMN/LIF
CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY	1993		BEVERLYDANGELO	31	LIFE/LMN
NOWHERE	1997	R	BEVERLYDANGELO	29	IFC
clueless			STACEYDASH	ABC TV - LOCAL	ABC TV - LOCAL
MOVING	1988	R	STACEYDASH	3	HBO
MO' MONEY	1992	R	STACEYDASH	19	COM
ILLEGAL IN BLUE	1995	R	STACEYDASH	30	TNN
WEB OF DECEPTION	1994		PAMDAWBER	25	CRT
mork AND mindy	tv		PAMDAWBER	RERUNS	LOCAL
RESURRECTION	1999		DANADELANEY	10	MAX
SIRENS 1999	1999	R	DANADELANEY	31	SHO
nypd blue	TV	NR	KIMDELANEY	weekly TUES 10PM	ABC
CHINA BEACH	1988		DANADELANY	18	HIST
china beach	1988-		DANADELANY	IN RERUNS
FLY AWAY HOME	1996	PG	DANADELANY	28	DIS	This movie will make your spirit soar! The incredibly true tale of a visionary leading a flock of geese on their migration in his plane. Just do yourself a favor and fast forward thru the first 20 minutes of emotional blather. This movie is SO good it will make you forget all about spreading her legs for 2 hours - all you'll want to do is spread your wings!	10	4
RISKY BUSINESS	1983	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	31	COM	Tom Cruise hires a call girl	4	8
SLUGGER'S WIFE	1985	PG13	REBECCADEMORNAY	31	STZ
TRIP TO BOUNTIFUL	1985	PG	REBECCADEMORNAY	28	SUND
INCONVENIENT WOMAN	1991	NR	REBECCADEMORNAY	11	LMN/LIF
GUILTY AS SIN	1993	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	29	MAX
NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS	1995	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	10	SHO
CON	1997	NR	REBECCADEMORNAY	9	USA
TABLE FOR ONE	1999	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	30	MAX/TMC
MASK	1985	NR	LAURADERN	11	FX	Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you	8	8
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	LAURADERN	6	SHO
BABY DANCE	1998	NR	LAURADERN	15	LMN/LIF
HEAD ABOVE WATER	1996	PG13	CAMERONDIAZ	20	HBO	From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day!
LIFE LESS ORDINARY	1997	R	CAMERONDIAZ	4	FX
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH	1999	R	CAMERONDIAZ	26	SUND
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY	1999	R	CAMERONDIAZ	31	MAX
CHARLIE'S ANGELS	2000	PG13	CAMERONDIAZ	15	PAY PER VIEW
CHASE 1966	1966		ANGIEDICKINSON	30	ENC
bosom buddies		nr	DONNADIXON	tv-reruns	misc	Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard AND Buffy forever!	9	8
DOCTOR DETROIT	1983	R	DONNADIXON	24	TNT/TBS
SPIES LIKE US	1985	PG	DONNADIXON	2	TBS
COUCH TRIP	1988		DONNADIXON	19	AE
our house			shannendoherty	reruns		Shannen was a really fine piece of jailbait back when this aired
OBSESSED	1992	NR	SHANNENDOHERTY	4	CRT
MALLRATS	1995	R	SHANNENDOHERTY	3	FX
GONE IN THE NIGHT	1996		SHANNENDOHERTY	29	LIFE/LMN
NOWHERE	1997	R	SHANNENDOHERTY	29	IFC
SLEEPING WITH THE DEVIL	1997		SHANNENDOHERTY	27	LIFE/LMN
charmed	1998		SHANNENDOHERTY	THUR WEEKLY	WGN	Sexy hexy	5	6
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	SHANNENDOHERTY	RERUNS ONLY	LOCAL	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	7
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL	1989	NA	AMIDOLENZ	19	TBS/TNT
seinfeld			JULIA LOUISDREYFUS	WEEKLY TH 9PM	NBC	Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain"	7	6
NORTH	1994		JULIA LOUISDREYFUS	30	FAM
BIG NIGHT	1996	R	MINNIEDRIVER	21	LMN/LIF	Yawn	1	1
ALL I WANNA DO	1998	PG13	KIRSTENDUNST	28	STZ
FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT	1998	NR	KIRSTENDUNST	24	LMN/LIFE
DICK	1999	PG13	KIRSTENDUNST	20	SHO	Guess where I'd like to stick mine? I'll give you a hint: open wide, Kirsten, and say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS	1999	PG13	KIRSTENDUNST	29	STZ
BRING IT ON	2000	PG13	KIRSTENDUNST	28	STZ	Kirsten shakes her beautiful pompoms - do you need any other reason to watch?		10
outer limits - one episode	2000	NR	KIRSTENDUNST	IN RERUNS	LOCAL
e.r. - 2 episodes	NA	NR	KIRSTENDUNST	IN RERUNS
baywatch		TV	NICOLEEGGERT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis?	3	10
BLOWN AWAY	1992	R	NICOLEEGGERT	30	SHO	Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties.	4	10
PRICE OF KISSING	1997	PG13	NICOLEEGGERT	23	TMC
charles in charge	TV	TV	NICOLEEGGERT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years	3	10
ORDEAL OF PATTY HEARST	1979		LISAEILBACHER	29	TRUE
BEVERLY HILLS COP	1984	R	LISAEILBACHER	5	USA	A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down.	9	6
DEADLY DECEPTION	1987		LISAEILBACHER	12	LMN/LIFE
DEADLY INTENT	1988	R	LISAEILBACHER	29	EXTR
LIVE WIRE	1992	R	LISAEILBACHER	5	HBO
MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND HUMAN	1999	R	CARMENELECTRA	13	MAX
hyperion bay	1999	TV	CARMENELECTRA	WEEKLY MONDAY	WGN
baywatch		TV	ERIKAELENIAK	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis?	3	10
CHASERS	1994	R	ERIKAELENIAK	22	SHO	Funny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back!	9	10
TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD	1996	R	ERIKAELENIAK	20	COM
PANDORA PROJECT	1998	R	ERIKAELENIAK	12	HBO
TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD	1996	R	ANGIEEVERHART	20	COM
flamingo road			MORGANFAIRCHILD	IN RERUNS
DEAD MAN'S ISLAND	1995	NR	MORGANFAIRCHILD	11	USA
BURNING BED	1984	NR	FARRAHFAWCETT	20	LIFE/LMN
SMALL SACRIFICES	1989		FARRAHFAWCETT	10	LIF/LMN
MAN OF THE HOUSE	1995	PG	FARRAHFAWCETT	31	DIS/TMC
APOSTLE	1997	PG13	FARRAHFAWCETT	20	IFC
charlie's angels	TV	TV	FARRAHFAWCETT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT	1977	NR	SALLYFIELD	29	ENC
NORMA RAE	1979	PG	SALLYFIELD	28	MAX
BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE	1979	PG	SALLYFIELD	31	ACTN
BACK ROADS	1981	R	SALLYFIELD	13	WE
KISS ME GOODBYE	1982	PG	SALLYFIELD	6	TNN
PUNCHLINE	1988	R	SALLYFIELD	28	HBO/SHO
STEEL MAGNOLIAS	1989	NR	SALLYFIELD	17	TBS/WGN
NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER	1990	NR	SALLYFIELD	2	LIFE/LMN
MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE	1985		CARRIEFISHER	4	COM
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY	1989	R	CARRIEFISHER	6	TBS/TNT	Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene!	6	2
BURBS	1989		CARRIEFISHER	7	FAM
AMAZING STORIES: THE MOVIE V	1991		CARRIEFISHER	4	SCIFI
MILK AND MONEY	1996		CALISTAFLOCKHART	1	WE
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM	1999	PG13	CALISTAFLOCKHART	15	HBO
ally macbeal	TV	TV	CALISTAFLOCKHART	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista AND Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
LEATHER JACKETS	1992	R	BRIDGETFONDA	28	SHO
LITTLE BUDDHA	1993	PG	BRIDGETFONDA	19	MAX
POINT OF NO RETURN	1993	R	BRIDGETFONDA	19	STZ	Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day!	8	10
ROAD TO WELLVILLE	1994	R	BRIDGETFONDA	14	COM	Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction.	8	10
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU	1994		BRIDGETFONDA	5	TBS/TNT	Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda?	8	10
BREAK UP	1998	R	BRIDGETFONDA	28	MAX
LAKE PLACID	1999	R	BRIDGETFONDA	30	MAX
MALLRATS	1995	R	CLAIREFORLANI	3	FX
BASIL	1997		CLAIREFORLANI	26	WE
NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA	1972	G	JODIEFOSTER	13	DIS
TAXI DRIVER	1976	R	JODIEFOSTER	20	MAX
FREAKY FRIDAY 1977	1977	G	JODIEFOSTER	12	WAM	All daughters AND mothers should watch this together.	6	2
BACKTRACK	1991	R	JODIEFOSTER	30	TMC
SILENCE OF LAMBS	1991	R	JODIEFOSTER	3	AE	Riveting serial killer hunt story.	9	9
LITTLE MAN TATE	1991	NR	JODIEFOSTER	27	BRAVO
NELL	1994		JODIEFOSTER	4	FAM
ANNA AND THE KING	1999	PG13	JODIEFOSTER	27	MAX
BETTER OFF DEAD	1985	PG	DIANEFRANKLIN	27	FLIX
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA	1992	R	SADIEFROST	5	TBS/TNT
FLYPAPER	1997	R	SADIEFROST	28	MAX
CURDLED	1996	R	DAISYFUENTES	30	SHO/TMC
MR. MOM	1983	PG	TERIGARR	28	TMC	Michael Keaton steals the show as a stay-at-home dad - a very amusing comedy!	9	4
FIRSTBORN	1984	PG13	TERIGARR	26	FLIX
OUT COLD	1989	R	TERIGARR	20	SHO
DUMB AND DUMBER	1994		TERIGARR	19	TBS/TNT
DICK	1999	PG13	TERIGARR	20	SHO
DANIELLE STEELE'S STAR	1993	NR	JENNIEGARTH	3	LMN/LIF
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	JENNIE GARTH	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
URBAN LEGEND	1998	R	REBECCAGAYHEART	17	USA
wasteland	1999	tv	REBECCAGAYHEART	WEEKLY THURS	ABC
JAWBREAKER	1999	R	REBECCAGAYHEART	20	USA
buffy the vampire slayer	TV	TV	SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	WGN	You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...	2	8
leeza	TV	TV	LEEZAGIBBONS	WEEKDAYS	LOCAL
Growing Pains			TRACEYGOLD	IN RERUNS	DIS		9	10
FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY	1994		TRACEYGOLD	25	LMN/LIFE
SLEEP BABY SLEEP	1995		TRACEYGOLD	16	LIFE/LMN
FACE OF EVIL	1996		TRACEYGOLD	18	USA
TO FACE HER PAST	1996		TRACEYGOLD	19	MAX
PERFECT DAUGHTER	1996	NR	TRACEYGOLD	12	CRT
GIRL NEXT DOOR	1998	NR	TRACEYGOLD	24	HBO/SHO
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET	1998	NR	TRACEYGOLD	18	USA
RAIN MAN	1988	R	VALERIAGOLINO	30	HBO	The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank.	10	7
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	VALERIAGOLINO	12	MAX
SHOUT	1991		HEATHERGRAHAM	13	TNT/TBS
NOWHERE	1997	R	HEATHERGRAHAM	29	IFC
BOOGIE NIGHTS	1997	R	HEATHERGRAHAM	4	FX	This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules!	6	10
TWO GIRLS AND A GUY	1998	R	HEATHERGRAHAM	22	WE	Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day.	6	10
AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME	1999	PG13	HEATHERGRAHAM	23	STZ
COMMITTED	2000	R	HEATHERGRAHAM	28	STZ
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF	1986	PG13	JENNIFERGREY	12	TNT/TBS	High school as it should be	9	10
DIRTY DANCING	1987	PG13	JENNIFERGREY	31	ENC/TMC	It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush.	1	10
WEST SIDE WALTZ	1995		JENNIFERGREY	6	LMN/LIFE
OUTRAGE	1997	NR	JENNIFERGREY	22	LIFE/LMN
it's like you know	1999	TV	JENNIFERGREY	WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST	ABC
SOMETHING WILD	1986	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	28	FLIX
WORKING GIRL	1988	NR	MELANIEGRIFFITH	31	FMC
CHERRY 2000	1988		MELANIEGRIFFITH	8	STZ
PACIFIC HEIGHTS	1990	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	18	TBS/TNT/WGN
PARADISE 1991	1991	PG13	MELANIEGRIFFITH	30	HBO
BORN YESTERDAY	1993	PG	MELANIEGRIFFITH	20	LOVE
NOBODY'S FOOL 1994	1994	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	23	USA
CRAZY IN ALABAMA	1999	PG13	MELANIEGRIFFITH	27	HBO
CECIL B. DEMENTED	2000	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	28	SUND
head of the class			KHRYSTYNEHAJE	reruns	local	Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students	7	9
our house			deidrehall	reruns
TAKE MY DAUGHTERS, PLEASE	1988		DEIDREHALL	4	LMN
COLUMBO CRIES WOLF	1990		DEIDREHALL	18	AE
AND THE SEA WILL TELL	1991	NR	DEIDREHALL	31	LMN/LIF
NEVER SAY NEVER: THE DEIDRE HALL STORY	1995		DEIDREHALL	31	LMN/LIFE
SUMMER LOVERS	1982	R	DARYLHANNAH	26	WE	Sex on the beach - WOW!	1	10
WALL STREET	1987	R	DARYLHANNAH	31	HBO	Short DELL, AOL AND MICROSOFT!
HIGH SPIRITS	1988	PG13	DARYLHANNAH	27	STZ
STEEL MAGNOLIAS	1989	NR	DARYLHANNAH	17	TBS/WGN
CRAZY PEOPLE	1990	NR	DARYLHANNAH	29	COM
TIE THAT BINDS	1995	R	DARYLHANNAH	27	MAX
LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY	1996	R	DARYLHANNAH	23	MAX
ADDAMS FAMILY REUNION	1998		DARYLHANNAH	15	FAM
WILDFLOWERS	1999		DARYLHANNAH	10	WE
RECKLESS	1984	R	DARYL HANNAH	30	LOVE
AMERICAN PIE	1999	R	ALYSONHANNIGAN	25	STZ	Better than average teen sex comedy	7	7
buffy the vampire slayer	TV	TV	ALYSONHANNIGAN	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	WGN	You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...	2	8
three's company	TV	TV	JENNILEEHARRISON	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	5	8
SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH	1996		MELISSA JOANHART	14	FAM	Melissa can ride my broom any day!	6	10
SILENCING MARY	1997	NR	MELISSA JOANHART	27	LIFE/LMN
FAMILY REUNION: A RELATIVE NIGHTMARE	1997	NR	MELISSA JOANHART	21	LIF/LMN
DRIVE ME CRAZY	1999	PG13	MELISSA JOANHART	29	MAX
clarissa explains it all	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	IN RERUNS	NIK-961	Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy!	5	10
sabrina the teenage witch	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	ABC-297	Melissa can ride my broom any day!	6	10
Knot's Landing			LISAHARTMAN	RERUNS	TV LOCAL		3	10
VALLEY OF THE DOLLS	1981		LISAHARTMAN	25	WE	Soap Opera-ish stuff saved by the gorgeous Lisa Hartman in some sexy outfits singing some cool songs	3	10
WHERE THE BOYS ARE '84	1984		LISAHARTMAN	9	WE
MATLOCK THE AMBASSADOR	1988	NR	LISAHARTMAN	13	TBS
BARE ESSENTIALS	1991	NR	LISAHARTMAN	6	WE
SOMEONE ELSE'S CHILD	1994	NR	LISAHARTMAN	24	USA
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON	1996		LISAHARTMAN	5	LMN/LIFE
macgyver			TERIHATCHER	RERUNS
seinfeld			TERIHATCHER	TWO EPISODES, including the finale	NBC	The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes.	7	9
HEAVEN'S PRISONERS	1996	R	TERIHATCHER	26	TBS/TNT
ALL TIED UP	NA	NR	TERIHATCHER	23	COM	Great movie for gals who just broke up with their guys, and Teri looks fab!	6	7
lois and clark	TV	TV	TERIHATCHER	RERUNS	TNT	Cute Superman for the 90s.	8	10
JOYRIDE	1997	R	AMYHATHAWAY	23	SHO	Amy provides the only joy.	1	8
THERE'S A GIRL IN MY SOUP	1970	R	GOLDIEHAWN	25	LOVE
BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE	1972	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	28	ENC
SUGARLAND EXPRESS	1974	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	16	WE
DUCHESS AND THE DIRTWATER FOX	1976	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	6	FMC
PRIVATE BENJAMIN	1980	R	GOLDIEHAWN	28	TNT/TBS
WILDCATS	1986	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	11	TBS/TNT
BIRD ON A WIRE	1990	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	4	USA
DEATH BECOMES HER	1992	PG13	GOLDIEHAWN	4	USA	Cute fountain of youth fable.	7	5
CRISSCROSS	1992	R	GOLDIEHAWN	19	SHO/TMC
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU	1997	R	GOLDIEHAWN	29	ENC
OUT-OF-TOWNERS	1999	PG13	GOLDIEHAWN	25	SHO	Quirky but engaging tail of a business trip gone bad	7	5
ROADRACERS	1994		SALMAHAYEK	23	LMN/LIFE
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN	1996	R	SALMAHAYEK	25	STZ	Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day.	2	10
FOOLS RUSH IN	1997	PG13	SALMAHAYEK	20	WE	Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry AND Salma Hayek are very watchable.	1	7
VELOCITY OF GARY	1998	R	SALMAHAYEK	30	HBO
WILD WILD WEST	1999	PG13	SALMAHAYEK	30	MAX	Salma sure looks good in those tight tops	4	7
JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY	1984	PG13	MARILUHENNER	5	COM
LOVE WITH A PERFECT STRANGER	1986		MARILUHENNER	14	WE
CHAINS OF GOLD	1991	R	MARILUHENNER	25	SHO
FIGHT FOR JUSTICE: THE NANCY CONN STORY	1995		MARILUHENNER	16	LIFE/LMN
DOG PARK	1998	R	NATASHAHENSTRIDGE	28	LOVE
WHOLE NINE YARDS	2000	R	NATASHAHENSTRIDGE	30	HBO
birds of paradise			JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	IN RERUNS		Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty!	2	9
boy meets world - 1 episode	1997		JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	tv-reruns	misc
I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER	1998	R	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	16	USA/SCIFI
time of your life	1999	tv	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	WEEKLY MON 8PM	FOX
SUBURBANS	1999	R	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	28	HBO
party of five	TV	TV	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her.	0	6
tucker's witch			CATHERINEHICKS	tv-reruns	misc	Crimefighting witch	6	9
VALLEY OF THE DOLLS	1981		CATHERINEHICKS	25	WE	Soap Opera-ish stuff saved by the gorgeous Lisa Hartman in some sexy outfits singing some cool songs	3	7
RAZOR'S EDGE	1984	PG13	CATHERINEHICKS	14	STZ
FEVER PITCH	1985	R	CATHERINEHICKS	21	HBO
PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED	1986		CATHERINEHICKS	30	AMC
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL	1989	NA	CATHERINEHICKS	19	TBS/TNT
SEVENTH heaven	1997-	TV	CATHERINEHICKS	WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM	WGN
ARCHIE: TO RIVERDALE AND BACK	1990		LAURENHOLLY	29	LIFE/LMN
DUMB AND DUMBER	1994		LAURENHOLLY	19	TBS/TNT
ENTROPY	1999	R	LAURENHOLLY	14	MAX
dawson's creek	1997-	nr	KATIEHOLMES	tv weekly tues 9PM	WGN	Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!	0	10
DISTURBING BEHAVIOR	1998	R	KATIEHOLMES	17	USA/SCIFI
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	KATIEHOLMES	26	EXTR	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5	9
WAITING TO EXHALE	1995	R	WHITNEYHOUSTON	9	FMC
TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES	1999	R	KATEHUDSON	27	SHO
QUARTERBACK PRINCESS	1983	NR	HELENHUNT	25	TRUE
NEXT OF KIN	1989	R	HELENHUNT	13	TBS/TNT
KISS OF DEATH	1995		HELENHUNT	19	FX
WHAT WOMEN WANT	2000	PG13	HELENHUNT	31	PAY PER VIEW
mad about you	TV	TV	HELENHUNT	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it.	4	5
RAISING ARIZONA	1987	NR	HOLLYHUNTER	10	COM
MISS FIRECRACKER	1989	NR	HOLLYHUNTER	30	LIFE/LMN
ALWAYS	1989	NR	HOLLYHUNTER	14	FX
LIFE LESS ORDINARY	1997	R	HOLLYHUNTER	4	FX
LIVING OUT LOUD	1998	R	HOLLYHUNTER	11	TNT
TWO SHADES OF BLUE	2000	R	RACHELHUNTER	17	HBO/TMC
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY	1997	PG13	ELIZABETHHURLEY	19	TBS/TNT	Cute spoof of the James Bond genre	8	8
PERMANENT MIDNIGHT	1998	R	ELIZABETHHURLEY	26	IFC/BRAVO
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S LOADED WEAPON 1	1993	PG13	KATHYIRELAND	9	TBS/TNT
MIAMI HUSTLE	1996	R	KATHYIRELAND	13	TMC	Who needs a plot when you have Kathy?	1	8
POETIC JUSTICE	1993	R	JANETJACKSON	27	STZ
SUSIE Q	1996	PG	AMY JOJOHNSON	24	DIS
COLD HEARTS	1999	R	AMYJOJOHNSON	17	SHO
WATCHER IN WOODS	1981	PG	LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON	29	MYST
WHERE THE BOYS ARE '84	1984		LYNN HOLLYJOHNSON	9	WE
GENUINE RISK	1990	R	MICHELLEJOHNSON	28	MYST
FOXFIRE	1996	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	1	LMN/LIFE
GIRL INTERRUPTED	1999	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	31	MAX
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	ANGELINAJOLIE	31	STZ
GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS	2000	PG13	ANGELINAJOLIE	3	STZ
BLUE JUICE	1995	R	CATHERINE ZETAJONES	14	MAX
HAUNTING 1999	1999	PG13	CATHERINE ZETAJONES	25	MAX
ENTRAPMENT	1999	PG13	CATHERINE ZETAJONES	21	MAX
AMERICAN ANTHEM	1986	PG13	JANETJONES	25	ENC
POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH	1988	PG	JANETJONES	4	TNT
DOUBLE JEOPARDY	1999	R	ASHLEYJUDD	27	TMC
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER	1999	R	ASHLEYJUDD	27	ENC	Pointless crap about a murdering psycho-bitch, but Ashley looks nice undressed!	0	8
LISA	1993		STACIKEANAN	11	LMN	A psycho is after an incredibly sexy and jailbaity Staci	6	10
NOWHERE	1997	R	STACIKEANAN	29	IFC
step by step	TV	TV	STACIKEANAN	IN SYNDICATION	LOCAL	occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii.	5	10
ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS	1986	PG13	PATSYKENSIT	30	SUND
BITTER HARVEST	1993	R	PATSYKENSIT	15	SHO
FULL ECLIPSE	1993		PATSYKENSIT	17	HBO
LOVE AND BETRAYAL: THE MIA FARROW STORY	1995	NR	PATSYKENSIT	31	FMC
SHATTERING THE SILENCE	1993		JOANNAKERNS	23	LMN/LIFE
SEE JANE RUN	1995		JOANNAKERNS	19	LIF/LMN
NO ONE COULD PROTECT HER	1996		JOANNAKERNS	9	LMN/LIFE
SISTERS AND OTHER STRANGERS	1997		JOANNAKERNS	26	LIFE
Growing Pains			JOANNA KERNS	IN RERUNS	DIS		9	7
SISTERS	1973	R	MARGOTKIDDER	30	IFC
SUPERMAN	1978		MARGOTKIDDER	31	TNT/TBS/TCM
WILLIE AND PHIL	1980	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	16	FMC
SUPERMAN II	1980	PG	MARGOTKIDDER	29	STZ/FLIX/DIS	Superman saves the world	7	7
TRENCHCOAT	1983	PG	MARGOTKIDDER	28	MYST
LOUISIANA	1984	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	5	WE
SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE	1987	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	10	WGN	Superman saves the world	2	5
WINDRUNNER	1994		MARGOTKIDDER	9	DIS
DAYS OF THUNDER	1990	NR	NICOLEKIDMAN	4	WGN/TBS
BILLY BATHGATE	1991	R	NICOLEKIDMAN	22	MAX
MALICE	1993	NR	NICOLEKIDMAN	21	SHO
TO DIE FOR	1995	R	NICOLEKIDMAN	31	MAX	Nicole will do ANYTHING To get to the top in TV journalism.	7	10
EYES WIDE SHUT	1999	R	NICOLEKIDMAN	24	HBO	REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick.	1	9
TERMINAL VELOCITY	1994	PG13	NASTASSJAKINSKI	19	WGN
TIMESHARE	2000		NASTASSJAKINSKI	26	FAM
RED LETTERS	2000	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	29	MAX
friends			LISAKUDRO	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	6
HANGING UP	2000	PG13	LISAKUDROW	31	MAX
GRACE KELLY STORY	1983	NR	CHERYLLADD	26	TRUE
PURPLE HEARTS	1984	R	CHERYLLADD	7	MAX
POISON IVY	1992	NR	CHERYLLADD	25	TBS/TNT	A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets!	6	0
LISA	1993		CHERYLLADD	11	LMN	A psycho is after an incredibly sexy and jailbaity Staci	6	1
VOWS OF DECEPTION	1996		CHERYLLADD	13	LIFE/LMN
happy days	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	one episode	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	9
charlie's angels	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
SIX PACK	1982	PG	DIANELANE	7	MAX
OUTSIDERS	1983	PG	DIANELANE	25	MAX/SHO
BIG TOWN	1987	R	DIANELANE	25	MAX
JUDGE DREDD	1995		DIANELANE	16	TBS/TNT
MAD DOG TIME	1996	R	DIANELANE	2	TNN
GUNSHY 1998	1998	R	DIANELANE	2	HBO
WALK ON THE MOON	1999	R	DIANELANE	27	STZ
PERFECT STORM	2000	PG13	DIANELANE	30	HBO	What a waste - everything gets wet EXCEPT Diane.	4	3
KING KONG	1976	PG	JESSICALANGE	20	TNT/TBS	Big ape has big hardon for major babe.	7	10
POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE	1981	R	JESSICALANGE	25	MYST/FLIX	Drawn out murder for lust tale. Saved by Jessica's smokin hot sex scenes.	2	10
FRANCES	1982	R	JESSICALANGE	28	TRUE	Wake me when it's over.	1	4
FAR NORTH	1988	PG13	JESSICALANGE	30	SHO
EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN	1988	R	JESSICALANGE	30	STZ
MEN DON'T LEAVE	1990	PG13	JESSICALANGE	22	MAX/TMC
HARD TO KILL	1990		KELLYLEBROCK	27	TBS/TNT/FX
BETRAYAL OF THE DOVE	1993		KELLYLEBROCK	30	LMN/LIF
WRONGFULLY ACCUSED	1998	PG13	KELLYLEBROCK	26	TBS
frasier	1998	tv	JANELEEVES	weekly	NBC
GEORGIA	1995	R	JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH	25	TMC
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH	1982	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	4	TNT/TBS	Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties.	9	10
FIRST TIME 1982	1982	NR	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	13	WE
EASY MONEY	1983	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	30	SHO	Jennifer plays a really juicy virgin who turns into a nympho - funny flick about how Rodney Dangerfield has to clean up his act to inherit $10 million	7	10
GRANDVIEW USA	1984		JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	19	ENC
FLESH AND BLOOD	1985	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	8	WE
MIAMI BLUES	1990	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	17	HBO
RUSH	1991	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	9	FX
HUDSUCKER PROXY	1994	NR	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	31	TCM/TNT
WASHINGTON SQUARE	1997	PG	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	31	STZ
EXISTENZ	1999	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	26	FLIX
naked truth	TV	TV	TEALEONI	MONDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Yawn.	2	5
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN	1996	R	JULIETLEWIS	25	STZ	Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day.	2	7
WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE	1993	PG13	JULIETTELEWIS	31	IFC/BRAVO
KALIFORNIA	1993	R	JULIETTELEWIS	20	SHO
STRANGE DAYS	1995	R	JULIETTELEWIS	29	HBO
ILLUSIONS	1992	R	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	30	EXTR
TERROR INSIDE	1996		HEATHERLOCKLEAR	23	LIF/LMN
melrose place	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
dynasty	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	DAILY RERUNS	FX
LIFE SIZE	2000		LINDSAYLOHAN	24	DIS
PROMISE OF LOVE	1980	NR	SHELLEYLONG	19	PAX
NIGHT SHIFT	1982	R	SHELLEYLONG	10	STZ	Henry Winkler AND Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick!	10	9
MONEY PIT	1986	NR	SHELLEYLONG	8	COM	Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing.	8	2
HELLO AGAIN	1987	PG	SHELLEYLONG	19	TBS/TNT
BOYFRIEND SCHOOL	1990	PG13	SHELLEYLONG	24	FLIX
BRADY BUNCH MOVIE	1995	PG13	SHELLEYLONG	27	MAX
kelly kelly	1998-		SHELLEYLONG	weekly monday 9PM	WGN
cheers	NA	NR	SHELLEYLONG	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	6
MONEY TRAIN	1995	R	JENNIFERLOPEZ	29	MAX	Jen teams up with Woody Harrelson AND Wesley Snipes to stop a subway badboy. Good action, Jen looks great!	8	9
WEDDING PLANNER	2001	PG13	JENNIFERLOPEZ	31	PAY PER VIEW
NOWHERE	1997	R	TRACILORDS	29	IFC
EXTRAMARITAL	1998	R	TRACILORDS	15	HBO
MAFIA PRINCESS	1986		SUSANLUCCI	5	LIFE
BRIDE IN BLACK	1990		SUSANLUCCI	17	LMN/LIF
WOMAN WHO SINNED	1991		SUSANLUCCI	21	WE
CONFESSIONS OF A SORORITY GIRL	1994		JAMIELUNER	27	LMN
profiler	1999	tv	JAMIELUNER	WEEKLY SAT 10PM	NBC
Just The Ten Of Us	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	IN RERUNS	LOCAL		7	10
melrose place	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS	1998	R	NATASHALYONNE	31	BRAVO/IFC	Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons.	6	10
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER	1999	R	NATASHALYONNE	23	HBO
AMERICAN PIE	1999	R	NATASHALYONNE	25	STZ	Better than average teen sex comedy	7	7
GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES	1984	NR	ANDIEMACDOWELL	11	MAX
SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE	1989	R	ANDIEMACDOWELL	14	MAX	Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies	7	7
GREEN CARD	1990	PG13	ANDIEMACDOWELL	28	HBO
HUDSON HAWK	1991	R	ANDIEMACDOWELL	28	MAX	Better than most box office flops	4	1
DECEPTION	1993	PG13	ANDIEMACDOWELL	22	MAX
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	ANDIEMACDOWELL	22	ENC	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	5
MICHAEL	1996	PG	ANDIEMACDOWELL	12	TNT/TBS
MUSE	1999	PG13	ANDIEMACDOWELL	24	HBO
DICK TRACY	1990	NA	MADONNA	6	WGN	All Madonna ever said on the set was "Dick me, Warren!"	3	0
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	MADONNA	12	MAX
CLASS	1983	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	15	COM	Every high school guys fantasy	7	6
ELECTRIC DREAMS	1984	PG	VIRGINIAMADSEN	20	ENC	Guy loves girl, but computer loves guy! A really cute movie - and proof that Virginia can get even a PC drive overly hard.	10	8
SLAM DANCE	1987	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	28	MYST
HOT TO TROT	1988	PG	VIRGINIAMADSEN	5	WAM	I refuse to pan a horse movie, but I'd rather saddle up Virginia any day!	6	7
HEART OF DIXIE	1989	PG	VIRGINIAMADSEN	25	TMC
HOT SPOT	1990		VIRGINIAMADSEN	23	MAX
CANDYMAN	1992	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	22	TBS
PROPHECY	1995	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	20	MAX
LEO TOLSTOY'S ANNA KARENINA	1997	PG13	SOPHIEMARCEAU	31	HBO
FIRELIGHT	1998	R	SOPHIEMARCEAU	28	OXGN
WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH	1999	PG13	SOPHIEMARCEAU	31	EXTR/TMC	Good Bond movie - Sophie SMOKES!	9	10
VIVA LAS VEGAS	1964	NR	ANNMARGRET	15	TCM/TNT/TBS
TRAIN ROBBERS	1973	NR	ANNMARGRET	11	TBS/TCM
OUTSIDE MAN	1973	PG	ANNMARGRET	24	FLIX
NEW LIFE	1988		ANNMARGRET	29	ENC
OUR SONS	1991		ANNMARGRET	21	LMN/LIFE
FOLLOWING HER HEART	1994		ANNMARGRET	10	LMN/LIF
HOMESTEAD	1998		ANNMARGRET	8	LMN/LIF
HAPPY FACE MURDERS	1999		ANNMARGRET	27	SHO
DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER	1994		KELLIEMARTIN	26	LIFE/LMN
IF SOMEONE HAD KNOWN	1995		KELLIEMARTIN	16	TNN
HIDDEN IN SILENCE	1996		KELLIEMARTIN	30	LMN/LIFE
BREAKING THROUGH	1996		KELLIEMARTIN	9	LIFE/LMN
HER LAST CHANCE	1996		KELLIEMARTIN	25	LMN/LIFE
ON THE EDGE OF INNOCENCE	1997		KELLIEMARTIN	9	LIFE
POSEIDON ADVENTURE	1972		PAMELA SUEMARTIN	23	FMC/ACTN	Any excuse to get Pamela wet!
dynasty	TV	TV	PAMELA SUEMARTIN	DAILY RERUNS	FX
nancy drew	TV		PAMELA SUEMARTIN	RERUNS		Detective series from back in the 70s or so featuring the supple young Pamela	6	8
HEAVEN HELP US	1985		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	6	COM
SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL	1987	PG13	MARY STUARTMASTERSON	4	TNT/TBS	Teen romance and heartache	2	9
FUNNY ABOUT LOVE	1990		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	30	COM
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	MARY STUARTMASTERSON	22	ENC	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	6
BED OF ROSES	1996	PG	MARY STUARTMASTERSON	31	LOVE
DIGGING TO CHINA	1998	PG	MARY STUARTMASTERSON	12	LIF/LMN
BRIDGE TO SILENCE	1989		MARLEEMATLIN	6	LMN/LIF
IN HER DEFENSE	1998		MARLEEMATLIN	30	HBO/SHO
brady bunch		nr	MAUREENMCCORMICK	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	9
JAWBREAKER	1999	R	ROSEMCGOWAN	20	USA
LAST STOP	1999	R	ROSEMCGOWAN	9	MAX
wonder years			DANICAMCKELLAR	RERUNS	NICK	A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence.	10	6
MOMENT OF TRUTH: JUSTICE FOR ANNIE	1996	NR	DANICAMCKELLAR	18	LMN/LIFE
working - 1 episode	1998		DANICAMCKELLAR	NBC - LOCAL		Any excuse to check out Danica in leather!	5	9
BATMAN AND ROBIN	1997	PG13	ELLEMCPHERSON	12	TBS	Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit	8	5
will and grace	1999	tv	DEBRAMESSING	WEEKLY TUE	NBC
CONFESSIONS OF A SORORITY GIRL	1994		ALYSSAMILANO	27	LMN
outer limits - one episode	1995	NR	ALYSSAMILANO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL
spin city - one episode	1997	NR	ALYSSAMILANO	IN RERUNS	ABC	Alyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie!	2	9
BELOW UTOPIA	1997	R	ALYSSAMILANO	26	FX	Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped	3	10
charmed	1998		ALYSSAMILANO	THUR WEEKLY	WGN	Sexy hexy	5	7
melrose place	TV	TV	ALYSSAMILANO	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	10
BIG TOP PEE-WEE	1988	PG	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	31	STZ
FRESHMAN	1990	PG	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	25	TBS/WGN	Hysterical tale of blackmarket gourmet delights.	10	5
GUN IN BETTY LOU'S HANDBAG	1992		PENELOPE ANNMILLER	4	WGN
OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY	1993	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	28	LOVE	Danny Devito is a ruthless Wall Street weasel looking to plunder Penelope Ann Miller's company, but his lust for her gets in the way. Highpoint is Danny's take on lawyers: "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads - I've got mine because they've got theirs, but if either one of us uses them we're all fucked."	8	9
WITCH HUNT	1994	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	7	MAX	Script hunt	0	1
SHADOW	1994		PENELOPE ANNMILLER	18	SCIFI/USA
RHAPSODY IN BLOOM	1998		PENELOPE ANNMILLER	26	FAM	Mildly tolerable romantic mush.	3	6
BREAK UP	1998	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	28	MAX
Knot's Landing			DONNAMILLS	RERUNS	TV LOCAL		3	10
OUTBACK BOUND	1988		DONNAMILLS	3	LMN/LIFE
WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING BRIDESMAID	1990		DONNAMILLS	24	LIFE/LMN
RUNAWAY FATHER	1991		DONNAMILLS	14	TNN
FALSE ARREST	1991		DONNAMILLS	22	LMN/LIF
DANGEROUS INTENTIONS	1995		DONNAMILLS	28	LMN/LIF
BARBARA TAYLOR BRADFORD'S REMEMBER	1993		DONNAMILS	4	LIFE/LMN
SEVENTH heaven	1997-	TV	BEVERLYMITCHELL	WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM	WGN
NO SMALL AFFAIR	1984	R	DEMIMOORE	28	MAX	A teen photographer falls for the singer he is seeing thru his lens. Demi was still young and tight when she made this flick.	6	8
ST ELMO'S FIRE	1985	R	DEMIMOORE	17	STZ	Teen bullshit script, but a young n tight Demi straddles a jukebox with unparalled vim and vigor.	0	9
ONE CRAZY SUMMER	1986	PG	DEMIMOORE	27	FAM/STZ
FEW GOOD MEN	1992	R	DEMIMOORE	12	TBS
SCARLET LETTER	1995	R	DEMIMOORE	19	MAX
STRIPTEASE	1996	R	DEMIMOORE	25	TNT/TBS	Unintentionally hysterical story of a stripper - after Demi's awesome assets, Monty Python steals the show.	1	10
PASSION OF MIND	2000	PG13	DEMIMOORE	24	SHO
BOOGIE NIGHTS	1997	R	JULIANNEMOORE	4	FX	This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin!	6	10
END OF THE AFFAIR	1999	R	JULIANNEMOORE	24	HBO
SEVENTEEN AGAIN	2000		TIA AND TAMERAMOWRY	30	SHO
sister sister	NA	NR	TIA AND TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM
smart guy	NA	NR	TIA AND TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM
GREEN CARD	1990	PG13	BEBENEUWIRTH	28	HBO
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU	1999	PG13	LARISAOLEYNIK	29	LOVE
TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO	1992		ASHLEYOLSEN	5	FAM
BILLBOARD DAD	1998		ASHLEYOLSEN	5	FAM
PASSPORT TO PARIS	1999		ASHLEYOLSEN	25	FAM
OUR LIPS ARE SEALED	2000		ASHLEYOLSEN	28	FAM	Here's hoping the underage Olsen gals are willing to unseal their lips to accept my throbbing member.
so little time	2001	tv	ASHLEYOLSEN	SAT WEEKLY	FAM
brady bunch		nr	SUSANOLSEN	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years.	8	1
ROMAN HOLIDAY	1987		CATHERINEOXENBERG	18	WE
CRUEL DOUBT	1992	NR	GWYNETHPALTROW	19	LIFE/LMN
MOONLIGHT AND VALENTINO	1995		GWYNETHPALTROW	24	TMC
SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE	1998	R	GWYNETHPALTROW	9	ENC
DUETS	2000	R	GWYNETHPALTROW	12	PAY PER VIEW
BOUNCE	2000	PG13	GWYNETHPALTROW	22	PAY PER VIEW
JANE EYRE 1995	1995		ANNAPAQUIN	28	MAX
FLY AWAY HOME	1996	PG	ANNAPAQUIN	28	DIS	This movie will make your spirit soar! The incredibly true tale of a visionary leading a flock of geese on their migration in his plane. Just do yourself a favor and fast forward thru the first 20 minutes of emotional blather. This movie is SO good it will make you forget all about spreading her legs for 2 hours - all you'll want to do is spread your wings!	10	2
XMEN	2000	PG13	ANNAPAQUIN	24	MAX	If you liked the comic book you'll love this. An OK flick for everyone.	6	6
IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE CHILDREN	1992	NR	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	12	LIFE/LMN
HOCUS POCUS	1993	PG	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	31	HBO	Sarah casts her spell - she can ride my broom any day!	7	7
sex and the city	1998	tv	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	weekly series	HBO
COYOTE UGLY	2000	PG13	PIPERPERABO	24	STZ
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP	1992	NR	ROSIEPEREZ	5	FX	Honkies playing basketball	7	8
FEARLESS	1993	R	ROSIEPEREZ	15	ENC
UNTAMED HEART	1993	NR	ROSIEPEREZ	30	FLIX
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU	1994		ROSIEPEREZ	5	TBS/TNT	Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda?	8	10
DANCE WITH THE DEVIL	1997	R	ROSIEPEREZ	30	MAX
PINK CADILLAC	1989	PG13	BERNADETTEPETERS	31	HBO/SHO
EXPLORERS	1985		AMANDAPETERSON	22	DIS	A bunch of boys build a spaceship to visit aliens and peep at Amanda in her underwear. Kids, you can keep your little green men - I'll take Amanda to play with my little pink man any day! A cute flick.	8	8
WINDRUNNER	1994		AMANDAPETERSON	9	DIS
HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS	1980	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	16	ENC
GREASE 2	1982	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	29	TBS/TNT	The epitomy of god awful sequels	0	3
INTO THE NIGHT	1985	NR	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	16	WE
LADYHAWKE	1985	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	26	ENC
SWEET LIBERTY	1986	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	29	AMC
WITCHES OF EASTWICK	1987	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	19	TNT/TBS
FABULOUS BAKER BOYS	1989	NR	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	3	FMC
RUSSIA HOUSE	1990	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	19	SHO
WOLF	1994	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	5	TNT/TBS
STORY OF US	1999	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	28	SHO
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM	1999	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	15	HBO
WHAT LIES BENEATH	2000	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	30	HBO
CADDYSHACK II	1988	PG	CHYNNAPHILLIPS	12	FAM
ROXANNE THE PRIZE PULITZER	1989		CHYNNAPHILLIPS	10	USA
BETWEEN LOVE AND HONOR	1995		MARIAPITILLO	5	LMN/LIFE
different strokes	NA	NR	DANAPLATO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me!	1	8
brady bunch		nr	EVEPLUMB	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	5
HER ALIBI	1989	PG	PAULINAPORISKOVA	14	MAX
LONG TIME SINCE	1997		PAULINAPORISKOVA	30	TMC
WEDDING BELL BLUES	1996	R	PAULINAPORIZKOVA	24	LIF/LMN
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS	1996	R	NATALIEPORTMAN	19	COM
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	NATALIEPORTMAN	26	MAX
WHERE THE HEART IS	2000	PG13	NATALIEPORTMAN	17	MAX
that 70's show	1998	tv	LAURAPREPON	WEEKLY SUN 830PM	FOX
NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD	1988	PG13	PRISCILLAPRESLEY	31	TNN
NAKED GUN 331/3: THE FINAL INSULT	1994		PRISCILLAPRESLEY	5	USA
TWINS	1988	PG	KELLYPRESTON	5	TNT/TBS	Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly?	8	10
EXPERTS	1988	NR	KELLYPRESTON	18	COM
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	KELLYPRESTON	6	SHO
NOTHING TO LOSE	1997	R	KELLYPRESTON	10	USA
NOT JUST ANOTHER AFFAIR	1982	NR	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	30	LOVE
NAKED LIE	1989	NR	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	1	LIFE/LMN
BLIND WITNESS	1989	NR	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	1	LIFE/LMN
SEDUCTION: THREE TALES FROM THE INNER SANCTUM	1992		VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	28	MYST
BEYOND OBSESSION	1994	NR	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	19	LIFE/LMN
titans	2000	TV	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	WEEKLY WEN 8PM	NBC
dallas	TV	TV	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
AMERICAN PIE	1999	R	TARAREID	25	STZ	Better than average teen sex comedy - Tara SMOKES as she loses her cherry and is on the receiving end of some major tongue action.	7	10
PECKER	1998	R	CHRISTINARICCI	22	COM
TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES	1999	R	CHRISTINARICCI	27	SHO
SLEEPY HOLLOW	1999	R	CHRISTINARICCI	30	SHO	If your hollow is sleepy, Christina, let me at it - I'll wake it up!
WILD THINGS	1998	R	DENISERICHARDS	21	USA	Bizarre tale of a rape trial.	4	10
WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH	1999	PG13	DENISERICHARDS	31	EXTR/TMC	Good Bond Movie - Denise is a great fuck, but couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.	9	8
TAIL LIGHTS FADE	1999	R	DENISERICHARDS	31	HBO
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS	1999	PG13	DENISERICHARDS	29	STZ
ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN	1974		KIMRICHARDS	31	MYST	Kim was one delicious piece of jailbait when this came out.
chips - 1 episode	NA	NR	KIMRICHARDS	IN RERUNS		Can you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim?	1	8
COYOTE UGLY	2000	PG13	LEANNRIMES	24	STZ
SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE	1983	PG	MOLLYRINGWALD	28	MAX
SIXTEEN CANDLES	1984	PG	MOLLYRINGWALD	4	TNT/TBS
PICK-UP ARTIST	1987	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	18	WE
FOR KEEPS	1988	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	9	MAX
SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR: THE ALISON GERTZ STORY	1992	NR	MOLLYRINGWALD	14	LIF/LMN
TEACHING MRS. TINGLE	1999	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	26	EXTR	Kids get sick of their evil teacher so they take her hostage - highlight is Katie Holmes taking a tingly ride of her own.	5	1
MYSTIC PIZZA	1988	R	JULIAROBERTS	24	IFC/BRAVO
STEEL MAGNOLIAS	1989	NR	JULIAROBERTS	17	TBS/WGN
FLATLINERS	1990	R	JULIAROBERTS	24	AE	Interesting take on the near-death experience	8	2
DYING YOUNG	1991		JULIAROBERTS	31	MAX
I LOVE TROUBLE	1994	PG	JULIAROBERTS	31	HBO
READY TO WEAR	1994	R	JULIAROBERTS	8	BSTZ
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU	1997	R	JULIAROBERTS	29	ENC
BEASTMASTER	1982	NR	TANYAROBERTS	16	TBS/TNT	Beautiful girl has Doctor Dolittle-like powers. Tanya - you can master my beast any day.	3	10
SHEENA	1984	NA	TANYAROBERTS	24	WE
VIEW TO KILL	1985		TANYAROBERTS	4	TBS	James Bond movies are always cool, but GEEZ Roger Moore is getting OLD!	6	5
BODY SLAM	1987	PG	TANYAROBERTS	19	ACTN
charlie's angels	TV	TV	TANYAROBERTS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
GUNG HO	1986		MIMIROGERS	25	STZ
DEADLOCK	1991	R	MIMIROGERS	31	MAX	You'd think being attached to Mimi would be fun.	6	2
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY	1997	PG13	MIMIROGERS	19	TBS/TNT	Cute spoof of the James Bond genre	8	5
BLOODLINES: MURDER IN THE FAMILY	NA	NR	MIMIROGERS	29	LIFE
XMEN	2000	PG13	REBECCAROMIJN	24	MAX		6	3
LOTTERY	1996		KERIRUSSELL	15	USA
BABYSITTER'S SEDUCTION	1996		KERIRUSSELL	2	LIFE/LMN
EIGHT DAYS A WEEK	1997	R	KERIRUSSELL	22	MAX
felicity	1998	TV	KERIRUSSELL	TUES WEEKLY	WB
MAD ABOUT MAMBO	1999	PG13	KERI RUSSELL	31	TMC
star trek voyager	1999		JERIRYAN	WEEKLY LOCAL	WB
ARMED AND DANGEROUS	1986	PG13	MEGRYAN	21	MAX
TOP GUN	1986	PG	MEGRYAN	11	TBS/TNT
PRESIDIO	1988	R	MEGRYAN	27	TBS/TNT
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY	1989	R	MEGRYAN	6	TBS/TNT	Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene!	6	10
JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO	1990		MEGRYAN	18	TBS	Cute tale of middle age boredom. If Meg doesn't make you blow your top, nothing will.	6	9
PRELUDE TO A KISS	1992	PG13	MEGRYAN	23	HBO	Cute romance story costarring Alec Baldwin	7	9
IQ	1994	PG	MEGRYAN	30	HBO
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN	1994	R	MEGRYAN	24	LOVE./SHO
RESTORATION	1995	R	MEGRYAN	31	HBO	YawnYawnYawn	0	0
HANGING UP	2000	PG13	MEGRYAN	31	MAX
PROOF OF LIFE	2000	R	MEGRYAN	31	PAY PER VIEW
LUCAS	1986	PG	WINONARYDER	24	MAX
BEETLEJUICE	1988		WINONARYDER	7	TNT/TBS	Michael Keaton is superb!	9	8
WELCOME HOME ROXY CARMICHAEL	1990		WINONARYDER	22	COM
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA	1992	R	WINONARYDER	5	TBS/TNT
HOUSE OF SPIRITS	1993	R	WINONARYDER	31	HBO
HOW TO MAKE AN AMERICAN QUILT	1995	PG13	WINONARYDER	31	WAM	Coming of age pains.	3	6
CRUCIBLE	1996	PG13	WINONARYDER	20	WE
GIRL INTERRUPTED	1999	R	WINONARYDER	31	MAX
ILLUSIONS	1992	R	EMMASAMMS	30	EXTR
SHADOW OF A STRANGER	1992		EMMASAMMS	24	LMN/LIFE
dynasty	TV	TV	EMMA SAMMS	DAILY RERUNS	FX
SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE	1989	R	LAURASAN GIACOMO	14	MAX	Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies	7	9
QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER	1990	PG13	LAURASAN GIACOMO	26	SHO
APOCALYPSE	1997		LAURASAN GIACOMO	11	SCIFI
just shoot me	TV	TV	LAURASAN GIACOMO	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream.	9	8
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF	1986	PG13	MIASARA	12	TNT/TBS	High school as it should be	9	10
TIMECOP	1994	R	MIASARA	28	MAX
BUDDY SYSTEM	1984	PG	SUSANSARANDON	9	MAX
WITCHES OF EASTWICK	1987	R	SUSANSARANDON	19	TNT/TBS
SWEET HEARTS DANCE	1988	R	SUSANSARANDON	28	LOVE/SHO
ANYWHERE BUT HERE	1999	PG13	SUSANSARANDON	26	MAX
LAST FLING	1987		CONNIESELECCA	9	LIFE/LMN
greatest american hero			CONNIESELLECCA	RERUNS	LOCAL	really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book.	10	7
hotel			CONNIESELLECCA	IN RERUNS
PASSPORT TO MURDER	1993		CONNIESELLECCA	17	LIF/LMN
SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL	1989	R	JOANSEVERANCE	19	COM
BIRD ON A WIRE	1990	NR	JOANSEVERANCE	4	USA
MATTER OF TRUST	1997		JOANSEVERANCE	14	USA
PROFILE FOR MURDER	1997	NR	JOANSEVERANCE	20	MAX
WHITE RAVEN	1998	R	JOANSEVERANCE	6	MAX
new love boat	1998-		JOANSEVERANCE	weekly sat 9PM	WGN
BOYS DON'T CRY	1999	R	CHLOESEVIGNY	28	MAX
dr. quinn, medicine woman		TV	JANESEYMOUR	WEEKLY SAT 8PM	CBS
SOMEWHERE IN TIME	1980	PG	JANESEYMOUR	28	TBS/TNT
SCARLET PIMPERNEL	1982		JANESEYMOUR	19	WE
HAUNTING PASSION	1983	NR	JANESEYMOUR	2	WE
ONASSIS: THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD	1988		JANESEYMOUR	11	TRUE
TUNNEL	1988	R	JANESEYMOUR	28	LOVE
ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT?	1992	NR	JANESEYMOUR	24	TNN
HEART OF DIXIE	1989	PG	ALLYSHEEDY	25	TMC
FEAR 1990	1990		ALLYSHEEDY	17	LIFE	Ally is a psychic who can get inside the head of a rapist and see his victims as he does them.	8	6
TAXI DRIVER	1976	R	CYBILLSHEPHERD	20	MAX
TEXASVILLE	1990		CYBILLSHEPHERD	30	TMC
ONCE UPON A CRIME	1992	PG	CYBILLSHEPHERD	28	TMC
MEMPHIS	1992		CYBILLSHEPHERD	22	LMN/LIF
TELLING SECRETS	1993		CYBILLSHEPHERD	5	LIFE/LMN
WHILE JUSTICE SLEEPS	1994		CYBILLSHEPHERD	18	LIFE/LMN
moonlighting	1996	TV	CYBILLSHEPHERD	RERUNS	LOCAL	Perhaps the finest comedic detective series of all time - Bruce Willis AND Cybill put on a great show!	10	8
cybill	TV	TV	CYBILLSHEPHERD	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	2
SPIRAL STAIRCASE	2000		NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	18	FAM
suddenly susan		TV	BROOKESHIELDS	SYNDICATION	LOCAL	Suddenly stupid	1	3
ENDLESS LOVE	1981	R	BROOKESHIELDS	28	WE
FREEWAY	1996	R	BROOKESHIELDS	29	FX
BLUE LAGOON	1980	R	BROOKE SHIELDS	18	TBS/TNT	Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do?	5	10
TWENTY BUCKS	1993	R	ELISABETHSHUE	13	TMC
RADIO INSIDE	1994		ELISABETHSHUE	27	WE
TRIGGER EFFECT	1996	R	ELISABETHSHUE	30	FX
PALMETTO	1998	R	ELISABETHSHUE	13	SHO
MOLLY	1999	PG13	ELISABETHSHUE	30	SHO
HIDEAWAY	1995	R	ALICIASILVERSTONE	26	SHO	Oddly entertaining	6	7
BATMAN AND ROBIN	1997	PG13	ALICIASILVERSTONE	12	TBS	Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit	8	9
SUPERGIRL	1984	NR	HELENSLATER	9	WGN	Helen Slater in spandex - what else do you need?	3	9
LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN	1985	PG13	HELENSLATER	16	MAX
SECRET OF MY SUCCESS	1987	NR	HELENSLATER	2	TNT/TBS
BETRAYAL OF THE DOVE	1993		HELENSLATER	30	LMN/LIF
LASSIE	1994	NR	HELENSLATER	31	HBO
sweet justice			ALLISONSMITH	RERUNS	LOCAL
LYING EYES	1996		ALLISONSMITH	12	LMN/LIFE	Allison plays a bad girl - a real stretch!	4	6
spy game	1996-		ALLISONSMITH	reruns	LOCAL	God - Allison looked great in leather!	5	9
SWITCHBACK	1997	R	ALLISONSMITH	6	HBO	Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho.	7	7
working - 1 episode	1997		ALLISONSMITH	NBC - LOCAL		Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment	5	7
michael hayes	1998	NR	ALLISONSMITH	one episode	CBS
buddy faro	1998-		ALLISONSMITH	weekly fri 9pm	CBS	A yawner so far	1	5
west wing	1999-2000		ALLISONSMITH	WED	NBC	I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed.	0	1
kate and allie	TV	TV	ALLISONSMITH	DAILY RERUNS 9aM AND 3pm	E!	I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted.	8	10
COMPLETE ANNA NICOLE SMITH	NA		ANNA NICOLESMITH	31	PBTV
REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE	1987	PG13	COURTNEY THORNSMITH	26	COM
LUCAS	1986	PG	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	24	MAX
BREACH OF CONDUCT	1994	NR	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	31	CRT
melrose place	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	9
ally macbeal	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista AND Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
SETTLE THE SCORE	1989		JACLYNSMITH	2	LMN
DANIELLE STEELE'S KALEIDOSCOPE	1992		JACLYNSMITH	26	LMN/LIF
CRIES UNHEARD: THE DONNA YAKLICH STORY	1993		JACLYNSMITH	16	LIFE/LMN
DANIELLE STEELE'S FAMILY ALBUM	1994		JACLYNSMITH	18	LMN/LIF
BEFORE HE WAKES	1998		JACLYNSMITH	19	LIFE/LMN
EYES WIDE SHUT	1999	R	LEELEESOBIESKI	24	HBO	REALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick. Leelee as an underage hooker though - my dream come true!	1	9
HERE ON EARTH	2000	PG13	LEELEESOBIESKI	29	HBO
solid gold			SOLID GOLD DANCERS	reruns	VH1	Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either!	10	10
SEDUCED BY EVIL	1994	NR	SUZANNESOMERS	8	TBS/WGN
candid camera	1998-	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM	CBS
DARKLINGS	1999		SUZANNESOMERS	19	FAM
KEEPING SECRETS	NR	1991	SUZANNESOMERS	20	TNN
three's company	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	7	10
step by step	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	IN SYNDICATION	LOCAL	occasionally amusing	5	5
SWEET NOTHING	1995	R	MIRASORVINO	20	STZ
LULU ON THE BRIDGE	1998	PG13	MIRASORVINO	29	HBO
FREE MONEY	1998		MIRASORVINO	30	STZ
SUMMER OF SAM	1999	R	MIRASORVINO	10	STZ
GREAT GATSBY	2000		MIRASORVINO	27	BIO/AE
DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER	1994		TORISPELLING	26	LIFE/LMN
AWAKE TO DANGER	1995	NR	TORISPELLING	31	LIFE
MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER?	1996	NR	TORISPELLING	27	LIFE/LMN
DEADLY PURSUITS	1996		TORISPELLING	2	LMN/LIF
ALIBI	1997		TORISPELLING	7	LIFE/LMN
PERPETRATORS OF THE CRIME	1998	R	TORISPELLING	1	SHO
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TORISPELLING	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
DOWN TO YOU	1999	PG13	JULIASTILES	25	WAM
SAVE THE LAST DANCE	2001	PG13	JULIASTILES	31	PAY PER VIEW
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU	1999	PG13	JULIA STILES	29	LOVE
CUJO	1983	R	DEE WALLACESTONE	11	SCIFI/USA	Woofwoof	3	3
CRITTERS	1986	PG13	DEE WALLACESTONE	31	SCIFI
MUTUAL NEEDS	1997		DEE WALLACESTONE	10	SHO
INVISIBLE MOM 2	1998	PG	DEE WALLACESTONE	16	TMC
CALENDAR GIRL MURDERS	1984	NR	SHARONSTONE	3	LMN
KING SOLOMON'S MINES	1985	NR	SHARONSTONE	15	WGN/TBS
ALLAN QUATERMAIN AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD	1987	PG	SHARONSTONE	16	WGN	If you liked Raiders of The Lost Ark, this flick is for you! And Sharon was still young and uncorrupted by Hollywood money AND glamour boys.	7	5
ABOVE THE LAW	1988	R	SHARONSTONE	20	TBS/TNT
HE SAID, SHE SAID	1991	PG13	SHARONSTONE	27	MAX
BASIC INSTINCT	1992	R	SHARONSTONE	13	TBS/WGN	If you like Sharon, this movie will satisfy you - otherwise it is kind of dumb.	4	6
MUSE	1999	PG13	SHARONSTONE	24	HBO
ZENON: GIRL OF THE 21ST CENTURY	1999	G	KIRSTENSTORMS	22	DIS
STAKEOUT	1987	R	MADELEINESTOWE	30	MAX	Richard Dreyfuss AND Emelio Estevez are 2 cops on stakeout spying on Madeleine - Richard can't help but letting his little head get ahead of his big one.	7	9
TWO JAKES	1990	R	MADELEINESTOWE	30	AMC
REVENGE	1990		MADELEINESTOWE	15	AE
LAST OF MOHICANS	1992	R	MADELEINESTOWE	28	MAX
UNLAWFUL ENTRY	1992		MADELEINESTOWE	15	TNN
BLINK	1993	NR	MADELEINESTOWE	23	TNT
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	MADELEINESTOWE	22	ENC	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	6
CHINA MOON	1994	R	MADELEINESTOWE	16	WE
PLAYING BY HEART	1999	R	MADELEINESTOWE	31	STZ
GENERAL'S DAUGHTER	1999	R	MADELEINESTOWE	25	SHO
AMERICAN BEAUTY	1999	R	MENASUVARI	26	MAX	Engaging tale of Kevin Spacey's midlife crisis - makes me wanna go out and buy a weightbench. Mena sizzles. Only drawback is a really depressing ending.	7	9
LIVE VIRGIN	2000	R	MENASUVARI	22	MAX
LOSER	2000	PG13	MENASUVARI	26	MAX
GIRL	1998	R	DOMENIQUESWAIN	28	HBO
INTERN	2000	R	DOMENIQUESWAIN	24	MAX
CHASE 1994	1994		KRISTYSWANSON	20	FX	Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy AND her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun.	8	8
early edition	1998	tv	KRISTYSWANSON	SAT WEEKLY	CBS
BIG DADDY	1999	PG13	KRISTYSWANSON	25	HBO
Grapevine	2000	TV	KRISTYSWANSON	WEEKLY MON	CBS
DENIAL	1998	R	CHRISTINETAYLOR	27	HBO
WEDDING SINGER	1998	PG13	CHRISTINETAYLOR	5	TNT
DESPERATE BUT NOT SERIOUS	1999	R	CHRISTINETAYLOR	28	MAX
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE	1997	R	CHARLIZETHERON	12	TNT/TBS	All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES!	7	9
MIGHTY JOE YOUNG	1998	PG	CHARLIZETHERON	4	DIS
CIDER HOUSE RULES	1999	PG13	CHARLIZETHERON	27	BSTZ
REINDEER GAMES	2000	R	CHARLIZETHERON	25	TMC
BURIED SECRETS	1996	NR	TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN	9	TNT/TBS
SWEET DREAMS (1996)	1996		TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN	18	LIFE/LMN
SHE FOUGHT ALONE	1995	NR	TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN	27	LIF/LMN
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	6
ZAPPED	1982	R	HEATHERTHOMAS	2	COM
young and the restless	TV	TV	MELODYTHOMAS	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
ALL THE RIGHT MOVES	1983	R	LEATHOMPSON	30	HBO	Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE!	1	9
BACK TO THE FUTURE	1985	NR	LEATHOMPSON	2	TBS/TNT	Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress	10	8
SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL	1987	PG13	LEATHOMPSON	4	TNT/TBS	Teen romance and heartache	2	9
CASUAL SEX?	1988	R	LEATHOMPSON	24	TBS/TNT	Dumb, but Lea looks great lying naked on the beach!	1	9
BACK TO THE FUTURE III	1990	NR	LEATHOMPSON	5	USA/SCIFI	Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad!	7	4
caroline in the city	TV	TV	LEATHOMPSON	SYNDICATION	LOCAL	Richard makes this show!	8	1
JOHNNY BE GOOD	1988		UMATHURMAN	22	AE
MONTH BY THE LAKE	1995	PG	UMATHURMAN	28	HBO
TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS	1996	PG13	UMATHURMAN	27	FAM
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS	1996	R	UMATHURMAN	19	COM
BATMAN AND ROBIN	1997	PG13	UMATHURMAN	12	TBS	Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit	8	6
SWEET AND LOWDOWN	1999	PG13	UMATHURMAN	31	HBO
dallas	TV	TV	CHARLENETILTON	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
happy days	TV	TV	CHARLENETILTON	one episode	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	9
UNTAMED HEART	1993	NR	MARISATOMEI	30	FLIX
SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS	1998	R	MARISATOMEI	31	BRAVO/IFC	Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons.	6	10
RETROACTIVE	1996	R	KYLIETRAVIS	29	MAX
SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER	1993	PG13	NANCYTRAVIS	5	SCIFI
work with me	1999		NANCYTRAVIS	CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED	CBS
JFK: RECKLESS YOUTH	1993		ROBINTUNNEY	25	TRUE
JULIAN PO	1997	PG13	ROBINTUNNEY	27	IFC
VERTICAL LIMIT	2000	PG13	ROBINTUNNEY	31	PAY PER VIEW
LAST CALL	1990	R	SHANNONTWEED	23	EXTR
NIGHTFIRE	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	30	EXTR
NO CONTEST	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	31	EXTR
SCORNED	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	29	EXTR
FORBIDDEN SINS	1998	R	SHANNONTWEED	10	EXTR
SCANDALOUS BEHAVIOR	1998	R	SHANNONTWEED	15	MAX
ROWDY GIRLS	1999	R	SHANNONTWEED	29	EXTR
HEAVY	1995	R	LIVTYLER	29	WE
STEALING BEAUTY	1996	R	LIVTYLER	16	MAX	Liv plays a young girl learning about sex.	5	10
THAT THING YOU DO!	1996	PG	LIVTYLER	4	FAM
COOKIE'S FORTUNE	1999	PG13	LIVTYLER	17	MAX
HOW TO GET AHEAD IN ADVERTISING	1989	R	RACHELWARD	29	IFC
AND THE SEA WILL TELL	1991	NR	RACHELWARD	31	LMN/LIF
MY STEPSON, MY LOVER	1996	NR	RACHELWARD	22	LIFE
step by step	TV	TV	ANGELAWATSON	IN SYNDICATION	LOCAL	occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt.	5	10
YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY	1983	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	27	HBO
GHOSTBUSTERS	1984	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	31	MAX	Amusing tale of paranormal strife.	8	5
ALIENS	1986	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	5	FX
WORKING GIRL	1988	NR	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	31	FMC
GHOSTBUSTERS II	1989	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	23	MAX	Somewhat less amusing tale of paranormal strife.	5	3
FOURTEEN92: CONQUEST OF PARADISE	1992	PG13	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	28	BRAVO
ALIEN 3	1992	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	25	ENC
GALAXY QUEST	1999	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	26	MAX
FATHOM	1967	NR	RAQUELWELCH	24	ACTN
SCANDAL IN A SMALL TOWN	1988		RAQUELWELCH	10	LIFE/LMN
JUDITH KRANTZ'S TORCH SONG	1993		RAQUELWELCH	28	WE
RALLY ROUND THE FLAG, BOYS	1958		TUESDAYWELD	14	AMC
I WALK THE LINE	1970		TUESDAYWELD	18	TCM
WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN	1978	R	TUESDAYWELD	22	TMC
SERIAL	1980	NA	TUESDAYWELD	31	FLIX
AUTHOR! AUTHOR!	1982	PG	TUESDAYWELD	28	HBO
dawson's creek	1997-	nr	MICHELLEWILLIAMS	tv weekly tues 9PM	WGN	Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!	0	10
DICK	1999	PG13	MICHELLEWILLIAMS	20	SHO
PLAYING WITH FIRE	2000		VANESSAWILLIAMS	24	BET
OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN	1982	R	DEBRAWINGER	11	BRAVO	one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick	8	5
MADE IN HEAVEN	1987	PG	DEBRAWINGER	30	HBO
BLACK WIDOW	1987	R	DEBRAWINGER	12	AMC/WE
EVERYBODY WINS	1990	R	DEBRAWINGER	27	TMC
FORGET PARIS	1995	PG13	DEBRAWINGER	30	TBS/TNT
HEAVENLY CREATURES	1994	R	KATEWINSLET	3	STZ
FREEWAY	1996	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	29	FX
ELECTION	1999	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	25	SHO	With Reese around, an eRection is more likely
BEST LAID PLANS	1999	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	24	MAX
DISAPPEARANCE OF VONNIE	1994		ALICIAWITT	17	TRUE
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	ALICIAWITT	12	MAX
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	ALICIAWITT	6	SHO
URBAN LEGEND	1998	R	ALICIAWITT	17	USA
cybill	TV	TV	ALICIAWITT	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	8
BABY SECRET OF THE LOST LEGEND	1985	PG	SEANYOUNG	27	ENC	Cute tale of a baby dinosaur.	7	7
NO WAY OUT 1987	1987	R	SEANYOUNG	29	SHO	Political drama	5	9
BOOST	1988	R	SEANYOUNG	11	TMC
KISS BEFORE DYING	1991	NR	SEANYOUNG	2	TBS/TNT
ONCE UPON A CRIME	1992	PG	SEANYOUNG	28	TMC
FATAL INSTINCT	1993	NR	SEANYOUNG	2	TNN
WITNESS TO THE EXECUTION	1994	PG13	SEANYOUNG	28	TNN	Will hold your interest as you wonder if Tim Daly will and/or deserves to fry in the electric chair	7	3
BARBARA TAYLOR BRADFORD'S EVERYTHING TO GAIN	1996		SEANYOUNG	20	LIFE/LMN
WHOLE WIDE WORLD	1996	PG	RENEZELLWEGER	23	WE
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION	1994	R	RENEEZELLWEGER	25	MAX
DEGREE OF GUILT	1995		DAPHNEZUNIGA	18	LIFE
PANDORA'S CLOCK	1996		DAPHNEZUNIGA	22	FAM
spin city - one episode	1997	NR	DAPHNEZUNIGA	IN RERUNS	ABC

THANK God for satellite TV! Those of you still tied to a stinkin' cable, we highly recommend DIRECTV - you will love it! DIRECTV is the finest invention since God invented Eve.

---

We hope you have enjoyed your visit to the STABLES. Giddyup!

FILLIES hypderdrive navigation bar - use icons below to choose your destination:
CLICK HERE to get a password for FULL access to all pictures NOW!				Simply move your cursor over any of the icons for an explanation of where they lead to. Find the one you want and CLICK on it to go there!