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SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.

We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT and BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?

Listings below are for August, 2001:

Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!

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TITLEYEARRATINGFEATURED BABEAIR DATESCHANNELSREVIEWPLOT CONTENT WHINNIESBABE CONTENT WHINNIES
TOUCHED BY EVIL1997PAULAABDUL23LIFE
WAITING GAME1998PAULAABDUL11WE
dark angel2001tvJESSICAALBAweeklyFOX
LOVERBOY1989PG13KIRSTIEALLEY30HBO
SIBLING RIVALRY1990NRKIRSTIEALLEY13COM
LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW1993PG13KIRSTIEALLEY9TBS/TNT
RADIANT CITY1996KIRSTIEALLEY21LMN
NEVADA1997RKIRSTIEALLEY12LMN
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS1999PG13KIRSTIEALLEY21STZ
veronica's closetNANRKIRSTIEALLEYweekly THURS 9:30PMNBCIf Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again.13
cheersNANRKIRSTIEALLEYIN RERUNSLOCALThis series makes Seinfeld look like crap.103
RUNNING MAN1987RMARIA CONCHITAALONSO22TNT/TBSRichard Dawson plays an evil game show host (a real stretch) where the stakes are Arnold Schwarzenegger's life. A good action packed flick, and Maria looks great in spandex!86
COLORS1988MARIA CONCHITAALONSO30SHO/ENC
MACSHAYNE: FINAL ROLL OF THE DICE1994MARIA CONCHITAALONSO28MYST
CAUGHT1996RMARIA CONCHITAALONSO29LOVE
VENDETTA II: THE NEW MAFIA1993CAROLALT30USA
STEPHEN KING'S SLEEPWALKERS1992RMADCHENAMICK23TBSStupid vampire-ish tale, but be sure to check out Madchen's dancing scene.110
LOVE, CHEAT AND STEAL1993RMADCHENAMICK30MYST/EXTR
TWIST OF FATE1997MADCHENAMICK28LIFE/LMN
HEARTLESS1997MADCHENAMICK17USA
HUNTED 19981998NRMADCHENAMICK12USA
fantasy island (new)1998-MADCHENAMICKweekly sat 9pmABC
LIST2000RMADCHENAMICK25TMC
XFILES MOVIE1998PG13GILLIANANDERSON14FX
HOUSE OF MIRTH2000PGGILLIANANDERSON12PAY PER VIEW
xfilesTVTVGILLIANANDERSONSUNDAYS WEEKLYFOX-297Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales?79
xfilesTVTVGILLIANANDERSONDAILY RERUNSFXSome of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness.68
wkrp in cincinnatiLONIANDERSONrerunslocalHilarious tale of a struggling religious AND classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show.1010
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE1988LONIANDERSON21LMN
WHITE HOT: THE MYSTERIOUS MURDER OF THELMA TODD1991LONIANDERSON30MYST
SNAPDRAGON1993RPAMELAANDERSON16TMC
vip1998-PAMELAANDERSONweekly sun 11pmFOX
MADE MEN1999RVANESSAANGEL26MAX
friendsJENNIFERANISTONWEEKLY TH 8PMNBCWhy haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!89
TIL THERE WAS YOU1997PG13JENNIFERANISTON15USA
OFFICE SPACE1999RJENNIFERANISTON2COM
WILD HEARTS CAN'T BE BROKEN1991GGABRIELLEANWAR22WGN
THINGS TO DO IN DENVER... WHEN YOU'RE DEAD1995RGABRIELLEANWAR21TMC
INNOCENT LIES1995GABRIELLEANWAR28TMC
NEVADA1997RGABRIELLEANWAR12LMN
GUILTY1999RGABRIELLEANWAR24MAX
DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD1991PG13CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE28WAM
jesse1998-CHRISTINAAPPLEGATEweekly thurs 8:30pmNBCFairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit!67
married with childrenTVTVCHRISTINAAPPLEGATEDAILY RERUNSLOCALThe truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini810
FATAL ATTRACTION1987RANNEARCHER23MAX
NARROW MARGIN1990NRANNEARCHER16BRAVOGene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted.85
PATRIOT GAMES1992RANNEARCHER11USA
AFTER HOURS1985RROSANNAARQUETTE30IFC/BRAVO
EIGHT MILLION WAYS TO DIE1986RROSANNAARQUETTE13ACTN
WHO'S THAT GIRL?1987PGROSANNAARQUETTE29LOV
PROMISED A MIRACLE1988ROSANNAARQUETTE1LIFE
NOWHERE TO RUN1993RROSANNAARQUETTE11TBS/TNT
FLOATING AWAY1998RROSANNAARQUETTE26SHO
dukes of hazardTVTVCATHERINEBACHDAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNSTNN-262
blossomTVTVMAYIMBALIKDAILY RERUNSLOCAL
LIFE SIZE2000TYRABANKS29DIS
DEAR BRIGITTE1965BRIGITTEBARDOT13FMC
MADE IN HEAVEN1987PGELLENBARKIN25HBO
CLINTON AND NADINE1988NRELLENBARKIN18LMNNot a bad movie58
JOHNNY HANDSOME1989RELLENBARKIN26ACTN
SWITCH1991RELLENBARKIN30LOVEllen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives810
MAN TROUBLE1992PG13ELLENBARKIN26FMC/ENCJack Nicholson can't save this one45
INTO THE WEST1993PGELLENBARKIN28HBO
THIS BOY'S LIFE1993RELLENBARKIN13ENC
FAN1996RELLENBARKIN3USARobert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste.61
MERCY1999RELLENBARKIN23HBO
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS1999PG13ELLENBARKIN21STZ
taxiTVPRISCILLABARNESin reruns - 1 episode onlyPriscilla plays Alex's dream girl in a fantasy sequence gone awry.1010
vegasTVPRISCILLABARNESin reruns - 1 episodePriscilla plays a hooker Dan Tanna falls for610
three's companyTVTVPRISCILLABARNESIN RERUNSLOCALGuy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.610
FIRESTARTER1984NRDREWBARRYMORE30SCIFIDrew can light my embers any day86
BAD GIRLS1994NRDREWBARRYMORE7FMCWho needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?48
BOYS ON THE SIDE1995RDREWBARRYMORE30TNT/TBS
WISHFUL THINKING1997RDREWBARRYMORE26TMC
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU1997RDREWBARRYMORE30LOV
WEDDING SINGER1998PG13DREWBARRYMORE29TNT
KATIE: PORTRAIT OF A CENTERFOLD1978KIMBASINGER21TNN
HARD COUNTRY1981NRKIMBASINGER7LIFE/LMN
BLIND DATE1987PG13KIMBASINGER30ENC
NADINE1987NRKIMBASINGER4COM
WAYNE'S WORLD 21993PG13KIMBASINGER21USA
I DREAMED OF AFRICA2000PG13KIMBASINGER26HBO
BRIDE1985PG13JENNIFERBEALS29WE
DEAD ON SIGHT1994RJENNIFERBEALS29EXTR
FOUR ROOMS1995RJENNIFERBEALS17HBO
WISHFUL THINKING1997RJENNIFERBEALS26TMC
nothing sacred1998JENNIFERBEALSweekly sat 9PMABC
TURBULENCE II: FEAR OF FLYING2000RJENNIFERBEALS30HBO
MANON OF THE SPRING1986PGEMMANUELLE BEART21SUND
ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS1999KATEBECKINSALE28HBO
BROKEDOWN PALACE1999PG13KATEBECKINSALE29MAXInvolving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. 77
LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS1970PGBONNIEBEDELIA21LOVE
HEART LIKE A WHEEL1983PGBONNIEBEDELIA10HBO
BOY WHO COULD FLY1986PGBONNIEBEDELIA17STZ
STRANGER1987RBONNIEBEDELIA13MAX
DIE HARD1988RBONNIEBEDELIA28ENCNo one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis.61
JUDICIAL CONSENT1994NRBONNIEBEDELIA7TNN
LEGACY OF SIN: THE WILLIAM COIT STORY1995BONNIEBEDELIA11LIF
ANY MOTHER'S SON1997NRBONNIEBEDELIA25LIFE/LMN
BAD MANNERS1997RBONNIEBEDELIA25SHO
ANYWHERE BUT HERE1999PG13BONNIEBEDELIA22MAX
head of the classLESLIEBEGArerunslocalSometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students78
young and the restlessTVTVLAURALEEBELLDAILYCBSSoaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?010
IT'S A LIVINGTVCRYSTALBERNARDin rerunsStupid show, but Crystal looks oh-so-fuckable in a cocktail waitress outfit110
DYING TO BE PERFECT: THE ELLEN HART PENA STORY1996CRYSTALBERNARD13MAX
wingsTVTVCRYSTALBERNARDDAILY RERUNSUSAA very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club910
happy daysTVTVCRYSTALBERNARDDAILY RERUNSNIKA really cute look at the 1950s88
FATHER HOOD1993PG13HALLEBERRY30STZ
RACE THE SUN1996PGHALLEBERRY29SHO
INTRODUCING DOROTHY DANDRIDGE1999RHALLEBERRY21HBO
XMEN2000PG13HALLEBERRY29HBO65
BAPS1997PG13HALLYBERRY15USA
SEDUCTION OF GINA1984NRVALERIEBERTINELLI7FMC
MURDER OF INNOCENCE1993NRVALERIEBERTINELLI2LMN/LIFE
CASE FOR LIFE1996VALERIEBERTINELLI5LIFE/LMN
TWO MOTHERS FOR ZACHARY1996VALERIEBERTINELLI21USA
one day at a timeTVTVVALERIEBERTINELLIDAILY RERUNSLOCALValerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us!610
SWEET RIDE1968JACQUELINEBISSETT19FMC
GRASSHOPPER1970RJACQUELINEBISSETT24STZ
MEPHISTO WALTZ1971JACQUELINEBISSETT8MAX
DEEP1977NRJACQUELINEBISSETT16TBS/TNTDeep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet!710
GREEK TYCOON1978RJACQUELINEBISSETT19WE
CLASS1983RJACQUELINEBISSETT17COMEvery high school guys fantasy78
ANNA KARENINA1985NRJACQUELINEBISSETT2WE
HIGH SEASON1987RJACQUELINEBISSETT30SUND
ONCE YOU MEET A STRANGER1996JACQUELINEBISSETT10LMN/LIFE
LET THE DEVIL WEAR BLACK1999RJACQUELINEBISSETT23MAX
DARE TO LOVE1995JOSIEBISSETT8LMN/LIFE
HELL NIGHT1981RLINDABLAIR21FLIX
PARADISE ROAD1997CATEBLANCHETT24MAX
PUSHING TIN1999RCATEBLANCHETT16HBO
GIFT2000RCATEBLANCHETT30PAY PER VIEW
FACE TO DIE FOR'1997YASMINEBLEETH7LMN/LIFE
TALK TO ME1996YASMINEBLEETH23LIFE
ROAD RAGE1999YASMINEBLEETH26MAX
titans2000TVYASMINEBLEETHWEEKLY WEN 8PMNBC
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION1983NRCHRISTIEBRINKLEY2TBS/TNTStupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight.38
archie bunker's placetvDANIELLEBRISEBOISIN RERUNS
all in the familytvDANIELLEBRISEBOISIN RERUNS
working girl tv series1990SANDRABULLOCKIN RERUNS
LOVE POTION NO. 91992PG13SANDRABULLOCK14USA/SCIFI
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING1995PGSANDRABULLOCK17TMC
MISS CONGENIALITY2000PG13SANDRABULLOCK12PAY PER VIEW
TWENTY EIGHT DAYS2000PG13SANDRABULLOCK30HBO
THREE TO TANGO1999PG13NEVECAMPBELL29HBO
SCREAM 32000RNEVECAMPBELL30TMC
party of fiveTVTVNEVECAMPBELLWEDNESDAYS WEEKLYFOX-297Teenage sap03
angel1999tvCHARISMACARPENTERweekly tue 9pmWB
WAYNE'S WORLD 21993PG13TIACARRERE21USA
KULL THE CONQUEROR1997PG13TIACARRERE16SCIFI
relic hunter1999tvTIACARREREWEEKLY SAT 5PMWGN/WB
MEET PRINCE CHARMING1999RTIACARRERE28MAX
WONDER WOMANTVLYNDACARTERRERUNSBabe in skimpy outfit fights crime - nuff said310
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH1982RPHOEBECATES7TNT/TBSTeen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot.910
GREMLINS1984PGPHOEBECATES30MAX/TMCCould Phoebe be any cuter? Woulda loved to see her get raped by Stripe, though!98
LACE II1985PHOEBECATES23WE
HEART OF DIXIE1989PGPHOEBECATES13SHO
BODIES, REST AND MOTION1993NRPHOEBECATES23IFC
party of fiveTVTVLACEYCHABERTWEDNESDAYS WEEKLYFOX-297Teenage sap03
HOT SPOT1990JENNIFERCONNELLY17MAX
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES1991PG13JENNIFERCONNELLY22USAJennifer is INCREDIBLE! Ride that pony, honey!110
ROCKETEER1991PGJENNIFERCONNELLY15WGNThis boy can fly! Jennifer ALWAYS gets a rise out of me!57
HIGHER LEARNING1995RJENNIFERCONNELLY23HBO
WAKING THE DEAD2000RJENNIFERCONNELLY27SHO
street2000JENNIFERCONNELLYWEDFOX
too close for comfortLYDIACORNELLDAILY RERUNSE!Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater!810
wasteland1999tvMARISACOUGHLANWEEKLY THURSABC
seinfeldCOURTENEYCOXONE EPISODENBC75
FAMILY TIESTVCOURTENEYCOXRERUNSCourteney joined in the later seasons as Alex's squeeze76
friendsCOURTENEYCOXWEEKLY TH 8PMNBCWhy haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!88
SCREAM 32000RCOURTENEYCOX30TMC
unhappily ever afterTVNIKKICOXweekly sun 9:30pmWB
batman1968TVYVONNECRAIGin rerunsAs a youngster, nothing got me hotter than Batgirl in her spandex. Yvonne, you can rip off my utility belt any day!910
WOMAN ON TOP2000RPENELOPECRUZ24MAX
ALL THE PRETTY HORSES2000PG13PENELOPECRUZ20PAY PER VIEW
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF1997ROLIVIAD'ABO30SHO
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION1983NRBEVERLYD'ANGELO2TBS/TNTStupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight.31
MAID TO ORDER1987NRBEVERLYD'ANGELO7TBS/WGN
wonder yearsOLIVIADABORERUNSNICK109
KICKING AND SCREAMING1995ROLIVIADABO30IFC
SEVEN GIRLFRIENDS2000ROLIVIADABO20MAX
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT1996PG13CLAIREDANES1WE
MOD SQUAD1999RCLAIREDANES16EXTR
BROKEDOWN PALACE1999PG13CLAIREDANES29MAXInvolving tale of two american lolitas who get caught up in a thai drug smuggling plan. Too much thai and not enough thigh in this flick, though Claire oh so briefly looks great in a bikini. 78
JUDGMENT DAY: THE JOHN LIST STORY1993NRBEVERLYDANGELO12LMN/LIFE
CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY1993BEVERLYDANGELO10LIFE/LMN
SWEET TEMPTATION1996BEVERLYDANGELO16LIFE/LMN
cluelessSTACEYDASHABC TV - LOCALABC TV - LOCAL
MOVING1988RSTACEYDASH27HBO
MO' MONEY1992RSTACEYDASH27COM
RENAISSANCE MAN1994PG13STACEYDASH3TNT/TBSDanny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene.710
DEADLY VISION1997KRISTINDAVIS26LIFE/LMN
mork AND mindytvPAMDAWBERRERUNSLOCAL
BODY PARTS1991KIMDELANEY29MAX
CLOSER AND CLOSER1996NRKIMDELANEY1LMN/LIF
nypd blueTVNRKIMDELANEYweekly TUES 10PMABC
CHINA BEACH1988DANADELANY5HIST
china beach1988-DANADELANYIN RERUNS
FLY AWAY HOME1996PGDANADELANY13DISThis movie will make your spirit soar! The incredibly true tale of a visionary leading a flock of geese on their migration in his plane. Just do yourself a favor and fast forward thru the first 20 minutes of emotional blather. This movie is SO good it will make you forget all about spreading her legs for 2 hours - all you'll want to do is spread your wings!104
RISKY BUSINESS1983RREBECCADEMORNAY28FLIXTom Cruise hires a call girl48
SLUGGER'S WIFE1985PG13REBECCADEMORNAY27HBO
FEDS1988PG13REBECCADEMORNAY29ENC
HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE1992RREBECCADEMORNAY29TBS/WGNA babysitter gone mad.55
NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS1995RREBECCADEMORNAY26EXTR
TABLE FOR ONE1999RREBECCADEMORNAY28SHO
RIGHT TEMPTATION2000REBECCADEMORNAY7MAX
WILD AT HEART1990RLAURADERN30IFCNicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura.410
DOWN CAME A BLACKBIRD1995RLAURADERN29MYST
CITIZEN RUTH1996RLAURADERN29SUND
CANDYMAN: DAY OF THE DEAD1999RDONNADERRICO8MAX
FEELING MINNESOTA1996PG13CAMERONDIAZ22TNT
LIFE LESS ORDINARY1997RCAMERONDIAZ14FX
VERY BAD THINGS1998RCAMERONDIAZ19COM
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY1999RCAMERONDIAZ2HBO
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH1999RCAMERONDIAZ12SHO
ROME ADVENTURE1962NRANGIEDICKINSON25LOVE
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S THE DON'S ANALYST1982RANGIEDICKINSON30SHO
PRIME TARGET1989ANGIEDICKINSON5LMN
bosom buddiesnrDONNADIXONtv-rerunsmiscTom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard AND Buffy forever!98
SPIES LIKE US1985PGDONNADIXON4TBS
COUCH TRIP1988DONNADIXON29TMC
our houseshannendohertyrerunsShannen was a really fine piece of jailbait back when this aired
BURNING PASSION: THE MARGARET MITCHELL STORY1994NRSHANNENDOHERTY2LIFE/LMN
GONE IN THE NIGHT1996SHANNENDOHERTY2LIFE/LMN
charmed1998SHANNENDOHERTYTHUR WEEKLYWGNSexy hexy56
STRIKING POSES1999RSHANNENDOHERTY13LIF
beverly hills 90210TVTVSHANNENDOHERTYRERUNS ONLYLOCALWho needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?07
RESCUE ME1994PG13AMIDOLENZ27SHO
seinfeldJULIA LOUISDREYFUSWEEKLY TH 9PMNBCOverall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain"76
NORTH1994JULIA LOUISDREYFUS23FAM
GOVERNESS1997RMINNIEDRIVER27BRAVO
HARD RAIN1998RMINNIEDRIVER13USA
BEAUTIFUL2000PG13MINNIEDRIVER29STZ
DICK1999PG13KIRSTENDUNST27TMCGuess where I'd like to stick mine? I'll give you a hint: open wide, Kirsten, and say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
TRUE HEART1999KIRSTENDUNST16TMC
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS1999PG13KIRSTENDUNST21STZ
outer limits - one episode2000NRKIRSTENDUNSTIN RERUNSLOCAL
BRING IT ON2000PG13KIRSTENDUNST30STZKirsten shakes her beautiful pompoms - do you need any other reason to watch?510
e.r. - 2 episodesNANRKIRSTENDUNSTIN RERUNS
baywatchTVNICOLEEGGERTIN RERUNSLOCALWho needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis?310
BLOWN AWAY1992RNICOLEEGGERT30EXTRNicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties.410
FREQUENT FLYER1996NICOLEEGGERT10LIFE/LMN
PRICE OF KISSING1997PG13NICOLEEGGERT28LOVE
charles in chargeTVTVNICOLEEGGERTIN RERUNSLOCALTalk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years310
DEADLY INTENT1988RLISAEILBACHER29FLIX
LIVE WIRE1992RLISAEILBACHER28HBO
hyperion bay1999TVCARMENELECTRAWEEKLY MONDAYWGN
baywatchTVERIKAELENIAKIN RERUNSLOCALWho needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis?310
CHASERS1994RERIKAELENIAK5TMCFunny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back!910
PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY1995PGERIKAELENIAK6MAX
PANDORA PROJECT1998RERIKAELENIAK30HBO
flamingo roadMORGANFAIRCHILDIN RERUNS
HAUNTING OF SARAH HARDY1989MORGANFAIRCHILD1FAM
SATURN 31980NRFARRAHFAWCETT15SCIFI
POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL - THE BARBARA HUTTON STORY1986NRFARRAHFAWCETT29WE
MAN OF THE HOUSE1995PGFARRAHFAWCETT23DIS/SHO
charlie's angelsTVTVFARRAHFAWCETTIN RERUNSLOCALPlot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.59
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT1977NRSALLYFIELD9ENC
NORMA RAE1979PGSALLYFIELD22MAX
PUNCHLINE1988RSALLYFIELD30TMC
STEEL MAGNOLIAS1989NRSALLYFIELD17TBS/WGN
NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER1990NRSALLYFIELD8LIFE/LMN
SOAPDISH1991SALLYFIELD5COM
BLUES BROTHERS1980RCARRIEFISHER22BSTZ
MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE1985CARRIEFISHER12COM
BURBS1989CARRIEFISHER8FAM
LOVERBOY1989PG13CARRIEFISHER30HBO
SIBLING RIVALRY1990NRCARRIEFISHER13COM
ally macbealTVTVCALISTAFLOCKHARTMONDAYS WEEKLYFOX-297honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista AND Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching6
SCANDAL1989RBRIDGETFONDA20SHO
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE1992RBRIDGETFONDA20TBS/TNTNice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch77
BODIES, REST AND MOTION1993NRBRIDGETFONDA23IFC
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU1994BRIDGETFONDA2TBS/TNTPoses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda?810
ROUGH MAGIC1995NRBRIDGETFONDA19LMN
FINDING GRACELAND1998PG13BRIDGETFONDA18HBO
SIMPLE PLAN1998RBRIDGETFONDA20FX
LAKE PLACID1999RBRIDGETFONDA25MAX
KATE'S ADDICTION1998RFARRAHFORKE17MAX
BASIL1997CLAIREFORLANI26WE
NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA1972GJODIEFOSTER3DIS
FREAKY FRIDAY 19771977GJODIEFOSTER18ENCAll daughters AND mothers should watch this together.62
ACCUSED1988RJODIEFOSTER9TBS/TNTJodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels.68
SILENCE OF LAMBS1991RJODIEFOSTER16AERiveting serial killer hunt story.99
SOMMERSBY1993PG13JODIEFOSTER27STZ
ANNA AND THE KING1999PG13JODIEFOSTER29MAX
BETTER OFF DEAD1985PGDIANEFRANKLIN30TMC
PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY1995PGSADIEFROST6MAX
CAPTAIN JACK1998SADIEFROST29TRUE
CASPER MEETS WENDYTERIGARR8FAM
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND1977PGTERIGARR14TCM/TNT/TBSGreat alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes.93
FIRSTBORN1984PG13TERIGARR18TMC
MIRACLES1984PGTERIGARR23MAX
AFTER HOURS1985RTERIGARR30IFC/BRAVO
PERFECT ALIBI1994TERIGARR11TNN
NIGHTSCREAM1997TERIGARR9SCIFI
DICK1999PG13TERIGARR27TMC
LIES OF THE HEART: THE STORY OF LAURIE KELLOGG1994NRJENNIEGARTH7LIFE/LMN
beverly hills 90210TVTVJENNIE GARTHWEDNESDAYS WEEKLYFOX-297Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?08
wasteland1999tvREBECCAGAYHEARTWEEKLY THURSABC
buffy the vampire slayerTVTVSARAH MICHELLEGELLARTUESDAYS WEEKLYWGNYou slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...28
leezaTVTVLEEZAGIBBONSWEEKDAYSLOCAL
Growing PainsTRACEYGOLDIN RERUNSDIS910
STOLEN INNOCENCE1995TRACEYGOLD25LIF/LMN
FACE OF EVIL1996TRACEYGOLD25USA
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET1998NRTRACEYGOLD10USA
GIRL NEXT DOOR1998NRTRACEYGOLD29MAX/EXTR
RAIN MAN1988RVALERIAGOLINO25HBOThe second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank.107
FOUR ROOMS1995RVALERIAGOLINO17HBO
LICENSE TO DRIVE1988HEATHERGRAHAM23COM
BOOGIE NIGHTS1997RHEATHERGRAHAM9FXThis movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules!610
TWO GIRLS AND A GUY1998RHEATHERGRAHAM21WETwo babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day.610
AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME1999PG13HEATHERGRAHAM3STZ
DIRTY DANCING1987PG13JENNIFERGREY1TMCIt's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush.110
BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY1989PGJENNIFERGREY22ENC
CRIMINAL JUSTICE1990RJENNIFERGREY20LIFE
CASE FOR MURDER1993JENNIFERGREY4LIFE/LMN
OUTRAGE1997NRJENNIFERGREY22LIFE/LMN
it's like you know1999TVJENNIFERGREYWEEKLY WED 8:30PM ESTABC
JOYRIDE1977MELANIEGRIFFITH25TMC
FEAR CITY1984RMELANIEGRIFFITH8TMC
SOMETHING WILD1986RMELANIEGRIFFITH27LOV
CHERRY 20001988MELANIEGRIFFITH30ACTN/TMC
PARADISE 19911991PG13MELANIEGRIFFITH30HBO
STRANGER AMONG US1992MELANIEGRIFFITH18WGN/TBS
LOLITA 19971997RMELANIEGRIFFITH22SHOWhether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy!91
SHADOW OF DOUBT1998MELANIEGRIFFITH7MAX
ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE1998RMELANIEGRIFFITH17MAX
CRAZY IN ALABAMA1999PG13MELANIEGRIFFITH25HBO
head of the classKHRYSTYNEHAJErerunslocalSometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students79
STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD2000KHRYSTYNEHAJE29DIS
our housedeidrehallreruns
TAKE MY DAUGHTERS, PLEASE1988DEIDREHALL11LMN
AND THE SEA WILL TELL1991NRDEIDREHALL26LMN/LIF
LEGAL EAGLES1986PGDARYLHANNAH27FX
WALL STREET1987RDARYLHANNAH28MAXShort DELL, AOL AND MICROSOFT!
HIGH SPIRITS1988PG13DARYLHANNAH25ENC
STEEL MAGNOLIAS1989NRDARYLHANNAH17TBS/WGN
CRAZY PEOPLE1990NRDARYLHANNAH29TMC
TIE THAT BINDS1995RDARYLHANNAH29HBO
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN1999PG13DARYLHANNAH26STZChristopher Lloyd plays a martian crash landed at Jeff Bridges house. 54
HIDE AND SEEK2000DARYLHANNAH22USA
buffy the vampire slayerTVTVALYSONHANNIGANTUESDAYS WEEKLYWGNYou slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...28
three's companyTVTVJENNILEEHARRISONIN RERUNSLOCALGuy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.58
TWISTED DESIRE1996MELISSA JOANHART5TNT/TBSNymphet Melissa convinces a hapless dweep that a few blowjobs from her are more than enough incentive for him to murder her parents for her.79
DRIVE ME CRAZY1999PG13MELISSA JOANHART28HBO
clarissa explains it allTVTVMELISSA JOANHARTIN RERUNSNIK-961Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy!510
sabrina the teenage witchTVTVMELISSA JOANHARTFRIDAYS WEEKLYABC-297Melissa can ride my broom any day!610
Knot's LandingLISAHARTMANRERUNSTV LOCAL310
VALLEY OF THE DOLLS1981LISAHARTMAN30WE Soap Opera-ish stuff saved by the gorgeous Lisa Hartman in some sexy outfits singing some cool songs310
WHERE THE BOYS ARE '841984LISAHARTMAN13WE
RED WIND1991LISAHARTMAN6LMN
SOMEONE ELSE'S CHILD1994NRLISAHARTMAN22USA
SEARCH FOR GRACE1994LISAHARTMAN29USA
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON1996LISAHARTMAN4LMN/LIFE
macgyverTERIHATCHERRERUNS
seinfeldTERIHATCHERTWO EPISODES, including the finaleNBCThe final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes.79
SOAPDISH1991TERIHATCHER5COM
HEAVEN'S PRISONERS1996RTERIHATCHER22TBS/TNT
ALL TIED UPNANRTERIHATCHER25COMGreat movie for gals who just broke up with their guys, and Teri looks fab!67
lois and clarkTVTVTERIHATCHERRERUNSTNTCute Superman for the 90s.810
BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE1972PGGOLDIEHAWN29TRUE
DOLLARS$1972RGOLDIEHAWN25MAX
SUGARLAND EXPRESS1974PGGOLDIEHAWN11WE
PRIVATE BENJAMIN1980RGOLDIEHAWN22ENC
BEST FRIENDS1982PGGOLDIEHAWN5TBS/TNTOne of the very few Burt Reynolds movies I truly enjoyed - watch for the scene where Goldie Hawn is talking to her mom in the bathroom. Funny as heck!88
PROTOCOL1984PGGOLDIEHAWN28ENC
OVERBOARD1987NRGOLDIEHAWN23TBS/TNT
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU1997RGOLDIEHAWN30LOV
OUT-OF-TOWNERS1999PG13GOLDIEHAWN27TMCQuirky but engaging tail of a business trip gone bad75
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN1996RSALMAHAYEK30ACTNBeyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day.210
FLED1996RSALMAHAYEK2FXSalma is her cute feisty best in this fast moving action flick.67
FOOLS RUSH IN1997PG13SALMAHAYEK16AMCBeyond dumb, but Mathew Perry AND Salma Hayek are very watchable.17
WILD WILD WEST1999PG13SALMAHAYEK28HBOSalma sure looks good in those tight tops47
taxiTVMARILUHENNERin rerunsOne of the best written and acted sitcoms of all time108
JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY1984PG13MARILUHENNER22COM
CHAINS OF GOLD1991RMARILUHENNER27TMC
FIGHT FOR JUSTICE: THE NANCY CONN STORY1995MARILUHENNER12LIFE/LMN
SPECIES II1998RNATASHAHENSTRIDGE3SCIFI
CARACARA1999RNATASHAHENSTRIDGE14MAX
WHOLE NINE YARDS2000RNATASHAHENSTRIDGE30MAX
birds of paradiseJENNIFER LOVEHEWITTIN RERUNSBe sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty!29
boy meets world - 1 episode1997JENNIFER LOVEHEWITTtv-rerunsmisc
time of your life1999tvJENNIFER LOVEHEWITTWEEKLY MON 8PMFOX
SUBURBANS1999RJENNIFER LOVEHEWITT21HBO
party of fiveTVTVJENNIFER LOVEHEWITTWEDNESDAYS WEEKLYFOX-297Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her.06
tucker's witchCATHERINEHICKStv-rerunsmiscCrimefighting witch69
VALLEY OF THE DOLLS1981CATHERINEHICKS30WESoap Opera-ish stuff saved by the gorgeous Lisa Hartman in some sexy outfits singing some cool songs37
PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED1986CATHERINEHICKS18BRAVO
SEVENTH heaven1997-TVCATHERINEHICKSWEEKLY MONDAY 8PMWGN
ARCHIE: TO RIVERDALE AND BACK1990LAURENHOLLY14USA
DANGEROUS HEART1994LAURENHOLLY22LMN
dawson's creek1997-nrKATIEHOLMEStv weekly tues 9PMWGNJust what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!010
QUARTERBACK PRINCESS1983NRHELENHUNT25TRUE
SWEET REVENGE - 19841984HELENHUNT5FMC
PROJECT X1987PGHELENHUNT13FAMWell I'll be a monkey's uncle! - tale of government exploitation of monkeys with Matthew Broderick AND Helen as the good guys.109
NEXT OF KIN1989RHELENHUNT28MAX
MURDER IN NEW HAMPSHIRE: THE PAMELA SMART STORY1991HELENHUNT7LIFE/LMN
IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS1993NRHELENHUNT5LMN/LIFE
KISS OF DEATH1995HELENHUNT9FX
AS GOOD AS IT GETS1997PG13HELENHUNT23TBS/TNT
CAST AWAY2000PG13HELENHUNT30PAY PER VIEWTom Hanks is superb as a FexEx Manager stranded by a plane crash on a deserted island as the sole survivor. Wilson steals the show....96
WHAT WOMEN WANT2000PG13HELENHUNT30PAY PER VIEW
mad about youTVTVHELENHUNTTUESDAYS WEEKLYNBCToo mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it.45
BROADCAST NEWS1987RHOLLYHUNTER21HBO
RAISING ARIZONA1987NRHOLLYHUNTER23COM
ROE VS. WADE1989HOLLYHUNTER9LMN
LIFE LESS ORDINARY1997RHOLLYHUNTER14FX
HARLAN COUNTY WAR2000HOLLYHUNTER28SHO
TWO SHADES OF BLUE2000RRACHELHUNTER26HBO
PASSENGER 571992RELIZABETHHURLEY29STZTerrorists hikack an airline. Liz is delicious.610
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN1999PG13ELIZABETHHURLEY26STZChristopher Lloyd plays a martian crash landed at Jeff Bridges house. 56
PERRY MASON MYSTERY: CASE OF THE WICKED WIVES1993KATHYIRELAND22CRT
POETIC JUSTICE1993RJANETJACKSON30STZ/HBO/TMC
PERFECT BODY1997AMYJOJOHNSON17LIFE
WATCHER IN WOODS1981PGLYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON17ENC
WHERE THE BOYS ARE '841984LYNN HOLLYJOHNSON13WE
WAXWORK1988MICHELLEJOHNSON28USA
WOMAN SCORNED: THE BETTY BRODERICK STORY1992MICHELLEJOHNSON24LIFE/LMN
HACKERS1995ANGELINAJOLIE1USA
FOXFIRE1996RANGELINAJOLIE1LMN/LIFE
GIRL INTERRUPTED1999RANGELINAJOLIE28HBO
SPLITTING HEIRS1993CATHERINE ZETAJONES8USA
BLUE JUICE1995RCATHERINE ZETAJONES23HBO
ENTRAPMENT1999PG13CATHERINE ZETAJONES28MAX
HAUNTING 19991999PG13CATHERINE ZETAJONES26MAX
AMERICAN ANTHEM1986PG13JANETJONES24HBO
RUBY IN PARADISE1993RASHLEYJUDD11LMN
PASSION OF DARKLY NOON1995ASHLEYJUDD24SHO
NORMAL LIFE1996RASHLEYJUDD27MAX
DOUBLE JEOPARDY1999RASHLEYJUDD28EXTR
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER1999RASHLEYJUDD14ENCPointless crap about a murdering psycho-bitch, but Ashley looks nice undressed!08
step by stepTVTVSTACIKEANANIN SYNDICATIONLOCALoccasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii.510
ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS1986PG13PATSYKENSIT30FLIX
BITTER HARVEST1993RPATSYKENSIT24EXTR
AT THE MIDNIGHT HOUR1995PATSYKENSIT12WE
MARRIAGE IS ALIVE AND WELL1980JOANNAKERNS24LOVE
BLIND FAITH1990JOANNAKERNS30LMN/LIF
GREAT LOS ANGELES EARTHQUAKE1990JOANNAKERNS15LMN/LIFE
DEADLY INTENTIONS.... AGAIN1991JOANNAKERNS22LIFE/LMN
TERROR IN THE FAMILY1996JOANNAKERNS1USA
NO ONE COULD PROTECT HER1996JOANNAKERNS30LMN/LIFE
SISTERS AND OTHER STRANGERS1997JOANNAKERNS15LIFE
Growing PainsJOANNA KERNSIN RERUNSDIS97
SUPERMAN1978MARGOTKIDDER27TNT/TBS/TCM
SUPERMAN II1980PGMARGOTKIDDER28ACTNSuperman saves the world77
VANISHING ACT1986PGMARGOTKIDDER26WGN
BLOODKNOT1995RMARGOTKIDDER11USA
DAYS OF THUNDER1990NRNICOLEKIDMAN28WGN/TBS
FLIRTING1990NRNICOLEKIDMAN8WEGirls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school.38
BILLY BATHGATE1991RNICOLEKIDMAN30HBO
MALICE1993NRNICOLEKIDMAN1SHOPredictable tale of malpractice and love affairs gone bad.56
EYES WIDE SHUT1999RNICOLEKIDMAN29MAXREALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick.19
CAT PEOPLE1982RNASTASSJAKINSKI29SCIFIOdd movie - but Nastassja is rarely overdressed.79
TIMESHARE2000NASTASSJAKINSKI2FAM
ANNA1987PG13SALLYKIRKLAND27STZ/FLIX
BEST OF THE BEST1989PG13SALLYKIRKLAND28BSTZ
CHEATIN' HEARTS1993SALLYKIRKLAND19LIF/LMN
friendsLISAKUDROWEEKLY TH 8PMNBCWhy haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!86
OPPOSITE OF SEX1998RLISAKUDROW22USA
HANGING UP2000PG13LISAKUDROW27MAX
GRACE KELLY STORY1983NRCHERYLLADD14TRUE
PURPLE HEARTS1984RCHERYLLADD30LOVE
DEATH IN CALIFORNIA1985NRCHERYLLADD27TRUE
ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS1985NRCHERYLLADD28WE
LOCKED UP: A MOTHER'S RAGE1991CHERYLLADD21LMN/LIFE
EVERY MOTHER'S WORST FEAR1997NRCHERYLLADD1USA
charlie's angelsTVTVCHERYLLADDIN RERUNSLOCALPlot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.59
happy daysTVTVCHERYLLADDone episodeNIKA really cute look at the 1950s89
step by stepTVTVCHRISTINELAKININ SYNDICATIONLOCALoccasionally amusing - Them Lakin tittiesstart to blossom in the later seasons56
OUTSIDERS1983PGDIANELANE24TMC
COTTON CLUB1984RDIANELANE15BRAVO
STREETS OF FIRE1984PGDIANELANE28ENCBizarre rocknroll band story.08
VITAL SIGNS1990DIANELANE22FMC
MURDER AT 16001997RDIANELANE4TBS/TNTPredictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all.55
GUNSHY 19981998RDIANELANE28HBO
PERFECT STORM2000PG13DIANELANE25HBOWhat a waste - everything gets wet EXCEPT Diane.43
KING KONG1976PGJESSICALANGE15TNT/TBSBig ape has big hardon for major babe.710
POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE1981RJESSICALANGE25SHODrawn out murder for lust tale. Saved by Jessica's smokin hot sex scenes.210
FRANCES1982RJESSICALANGE12TRUEWake me when it's over.14
CRIMES OF THE HEART1986PG13JESSICALANGE25ENC
MEN DON'T LEAVE1990PG13JESSICALANGE18STZ
O PIONEERS!1992NRJESSICALANGE27WSTN
NIGHT AND THE CITY1992JESSICALANGE20BRAVO
BLUE SKY1994JESSICALANGE28LIFE/LMN
COUSIN BETTE1998RJESSICALANGE29WE
HUSH1998PG13JESSICALANGE2USA
WOMAN IN RED1984PG13KELLYLEBROCK10WE
HARD TO KILL1990KELLYLEBROCK26ENC
frasier1998tvJANELEEVESweeklyNBC
FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH1982RJENNIFER JASONLEIGH7TNT/TBSTeen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties.910
MIAMI BLUES1990RJENNIFER JASONLEIGH20HBO
BURIED ALIVE1990NRJENNIFER JASONLEIGH2USA
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE1992RJENNIFER JASONLEIGH20TBS/TNTNice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch76
DOLORES CLAIBORNE1995NRJENNIFER JASONLEIGH10TNT/TBS
EXISTENZ1999RJENNIFER JASONLEIGH10SHO
FAMILY MAN2000PG13TEALEONI30PAY PER VIEW
naked truthTVTVTEALEONIMONDAYS WEEKLYNBCYawn.25
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN1996RJULIETLEWIS30ACTNBeyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day.27
THAT NIGHT1992PG13JULIETTELEWIS29STZ
WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE1993PG13JULIETTELEWIS30AMC
FOURTH FLOOR1999RJULIETTELEWIS18MAX
OTHER SISTER1999PG13JULIETTELEWIS30ENC
FIRESTARTER1984NRHEATHERLOCKLEAR30SCIFIDrew can light my embers any day82
LETHAL CHARM1991HEATHERLOCKLEAR22LMN
ILLUSIONS1992RHEATHERLOCKLEAR28TMC
BODY LANGUAGE1992NRHEATHERLOCKLEAR19LIFE/LMN
TERROR INSIDE1996HEATHERLOCKLEAR29LIF/LMN
dynastyTVTVHEATHERLOCKLEARDAILY RERUNSFX
melrose placeTVTVHEATHERLOCKLEARRERUNSE!-217Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?07
LIFE SIZE2000LINDSAYLOHAN29DIS
NIGHT SHIFT1982RSHELLEYLONG30FLIXHenry Winkler AND Michael Keaton turn a morgue into a whorehouse. A raucously funny flick!109
MONEY PIT1986NRSHELLEYLONG17FXTom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing.82
TROOP BEVERLY HILLS1989NRSHELLEYLONG24DIS
BRADY BUNCH MOVIE1995PG13SHELLEYLONG28HBO
kelly kelly1998-SHELLEYLONGweekly monday 9PMWGN
cheersNANRSHELLEYLONGIN RERUNSLOCALThis series makes Seinfeld look like crap.106
MONEY TRAIN1995RJENNIFERLOPEZ30HBOJen teams up with Woody Harrelson AND Wesley Snipes to stop a subway badboy. Good action, Jen looks great!89
BLOOD AND WINE1996RJENNIFERLOPEZ18MAX
SELENA1997PGJENNIFERLOPEZ30TNT/TBS
OUT OF SIGHT1998RJENNIFERLOPEZ8USA
WEDDING PLANNER2001PG13JENNIFERLOPEZ30PAY PER VIEW
EXTRAMARITAL1998RTRACILORDS28HBO
MAFIA PRINCESS1986SUSANLUCCI25LIFE/LMN
BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE1993SUSANLUCCI14LIFE/LMN
EBBIE1995SUSANLUCCI5LMN/LIFE
profiler1999tvJAMIELUNERWEEKLY SAT 10PMNBC
Just The Ten Of UsTVTVJAMIELUNERIN RERUNSLOCAL710
melrose placeTVTVJAMIELUNERRERUNSE!-217Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?07
SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS1998RNATASHALYONNE1BRAVO/IFCNatasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons.610
FREEWAY II: CONFESSIONS OF A TRICKBABY1999RNATASHALYONNE30MAX
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER1999RNATASHALYONNE26HBO
GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES1984NRANDIEMACDOWELL22MAX
GREEN CARD1990PG13ANDIEMACDOWELL10MAX
HUDSON HAWK1991RANDIEMACDOWELL28MAXBetter than most box office flops41
DECEPTION1993PG13ANDIEMACDOWELL28MAX
GROUNDHOG DAY1993PGANDIEMACDOWELL13TBS/TNT
BAD GIRLS1994NRANDIEMACDOWELL7FMCWho needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?45
UNSTRUNG HEROES1995PGANDIEMACDOWELL29TMC
MUSE1999PG13ANDIEMACDOWELL21MAX
WHO'S THAT GIRL?1987PGMADONNA29LOV
BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY1989PGMADONNA22ENC
LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN1992PGMADONNA19TNT/TBS
FOUR ROOMS1995RMADONNA17HBO
NEXT BEST THING2000PG13MADONNA30TMC
CLASS1983RVIRGINIAMADSEN17COMEvery high school guys fantasy76
HEARST AND DAVIES AFFAIR1985NRVIRGINIAMADSEN27TRUE
CREATOR1985RVIRGINIAMADSEN24ENCA SUPERB movie! Inspiring and wonderful - if you are in a bad mood, this movie will fix it! 1010
HEART OF DIXIE1989PGVIRGINIAMADSEN13SHO
HOT SPOT1990VIRGINIAMADSEN17MAX
LOVE KILLS1991VIRGINIAMADSEN2CRT
LINDA1993NRVIRGINIAMADSEN15LMN
AMBUSHED1998NRVIRGINIAMADSEN25HBO
WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH1999PG13SOPHIEMARCEAU23SHOGood Bond movie - Sophie SMOKES!910
PLEASURE SEEKERS1965ANNMARGRET14AMC
CARNAL KNOWLEDGE1971RANNMARGRET28LOVE
OUTSIDE MAN1973PGANNMARGRET23TMC
I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES1982ANNMARGRET5MAX
SEDUCED BY MADNESS: THE DIANE BORCHARDT STORY1996NRANNMARGRET17LMN/LIFE
BLUE RODEO1996ANNMARGRET13LIFE/LMN
HAPPY FACE MURDERS1999ANNMARGRET27EXTR
HER HIDDEN TRUTH1995KELLIEMARTIN29LMN/LIFE
IF SOMEONE HAD KNOWN1995KELLIEMARTIN18TNN
POSEIDON ADVENTURE1972PAMELA SUEMARTIN2FMCAny excuse to get Pamela wet!
dynastyTVTVPAMELA SUEMARTINDAILY RERUNSFX
nancy drewTVPAMELA SUEMARTINRERUNSDetective series from back in the 70s or so featuring the supple young Pamela68
HEAVEN HELP US1985MARY STUARTMASTERSON20BRAVO
FUNNY ABOUT LOVE1990MARY STUARTMASTERSON18COM
MARRIED TO IT1991RMARY STUARTMASTERSON7WE
BENNY AND JOON1993MARY STUARTMASTERSON26LIFE/LMN
BAD GIRLS1994NRMARY STUARTMASTERSON7FMCWho needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?46
BED OF ROSES1996PGMARY STUARTMASTERSON30WAM
BOOK OF STARS1999MARY STUARTMASTERSON20MAX
IN HER DEFENSE1998MARLEEMATLIN29SHO
ISABELLE EBERHARDT1991MATHILDAMAY1IFC
walker texas rangerTVLILAMCCANNrerunsSomeone wants to turn the underage Lila into a teen hooker, but Walker ruins all the fun as usual48
brady bunchnrMAUREENMCCORMICKrerunsIN RERUNScute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.89
DEVIL IN THE FLESH1997ROSEMCGOWAN23HBO
KILLING YARD2001ROSEMCGOWAN30SHO
wonder yearsDANICAMCKELLARRERUNSNICKA Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence.106
MOMENT OF TRUTH: CRADLE OF CONSPIRACY1994NRDANICAMCKELLAR28LMN/LIF
working - 1 episode1998DANICAMCKELLARNBC - LOCALAny excuse to check out Danica in leather!59
SIRENS 19941994RELLEMCPHERSON15MAX
BATMAN AND ROBIN1997PG13ELLEMCPHERSON27TBS/TNTMr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit85
MCHALE'S NAVY1997DEBRAMESSING2COM
will and grace1999tvDEBRAMESSINGWEEKLY TUENBC
who's the bossTVALYSSAMILANOrerunsWhile there is NO excuse for the Tony Danza only storylines, overall this sadass series is saved by the most boinkable primetime pussy of all time. Watch Alyssa go from a highly intoxicating child to the most stunning lolita of all time as the seasons pass. Too bad she cut her hair near the end....410
TEEN STEAMALYSSAMILANOVideotapeTRUST ME! - Burn any bridge you have to to rent this one. A very underage Alyssa gives us her one and only (unfortunately) exercise video. She taped this at JUST the right time though, after her titties started to ripen but before she trashed her hair. If this video doesn't get you off, nothing will.011
outer limits - one episode1995NRALYSSAMILANOIN RERUNSLOCAL
TO BRAVE ALASKA1996ALYSSAMILANO27LIFE/LMNAlyssa can thaw me out ANY day!
spin city - one episode1997NRALYSSAMILANOIN RERUNSABCAlyssa rides bareback on one VERY happy horsie!29
charmed1998ALYSSAMILANOTHUR WEEKLYWGNSexy hexy57
melrose placeTVTVALYSSAMILANORERUNSE!-217Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?010
BIG TOP PEE-WEE1988PGPENELOPE ANNMILLER2WAM
GUN IN BETTY LOU'S HANDBAG1992PENELOPE ANNMILLER4WGN
LITTLE CITY1997RPENELOPE ANNMILLER23TMC
Knot's LandingDONNAMILLSRERUNSTV LOCAL310
FALSE ARREST1991DONNAMILLS22LMN/LIF
DANGEROUS INTENTIONS1995DONNAMILLS18LMN/LIF
ELEMENT OF TRUTH1995DONNAMILLS19LIFE/LMN
STEPFORD HUSBANDS1996DONNAMILLS24LIFE/LMN
SEVENTH heaven1997-TVBEVERLYMITCHELLWEEKLY MONDAY 8PMWGN
NO SMALL AFFAIR1984RDEMIMOORE22MAX/LOVEA teen photographer falls for the singer he is seeing thru his lens. Demi was still young and tight when she made this flick.68
ST ELMO'S FIRE1985RDEMIMOORE26HBO/LOVTeen bullshit script, but a young n tight Demi straddles a jukebox with unparalled vim and vigor.09
ONE CRAZY SUMMER1986PGDEMIMOORE27LOVE
SEVENTH SIGN1988RDEMIMOORE29MAXThe end of the world is upon us.63
GHOST1990NRDEMIMOORE30TNT/TBS
BUTCHER'S WIFE1991PG13DEMIMOORE15PAX34
NOTHING BUT TROUBLE1991PG13DEMIMOORE30ENCNothing but boring.01
FEW GOOD MEN1992RDEMIMOORE9TBS
SCARLET LETTER1995RDEMIMOORE30HBO
PASSION OF MIND2000PG13DEMIMOORE16SHO
HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE1992RJULIANNEMOORE29TBS/WGNA babysitter gone mad.55
BENNY AND JOON1993JULIANNEMOORE26LIFE/LMN
VANYA ON 42ND STREET1994PGJULIANNEMOORE24BRAVO
BOOGIE NIGHTS1997RJULIANNEMOORE9FXThis movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin!610
END OF THE AFFAIR1999RJULIANNEMOORE26HBO
smart guyNANRTIA AND TAMERAMOWRYWED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM
sister sister NANRTIA AND TAMERAMOWRYWED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM
GREEN CARD1990PG13BEBENEUWIRTH10MAX
GREASE1978PGOLIVIANEWTON-JOHN29TBS/TNT/TCMWhen I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex.810
SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS1998PG13JACQUELINEOBRADORS18USATale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho.810
BABYSITTER'S CLUB1995LARISAOLEYNIK29SHO
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU1999PG13LARISAOLEYNIK29STZ
OUR LIPS ARE SEALED2000ASHLEYOLSEN29FAMHere's hoping the underage Olsen gals are willing to unseal their lips to accept my throbbing member.
so little time2001tvASHLEYOLSENSAT WEEKLY FAM
brady bunchnrSUSANOLSENrerunsIN RERUNScute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years.81
DEADLY RELATIONS1993NRGWYNETHPALTROW28LMN/LIF
HARD EIGHT1995RGWYNETHPALTROW22BRAVOThe eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day!07
MOONLIGHT AND VALENTINO1995GWYNETHPALTROW28SHO
HUSH1998PG13GWYNETHPALTROW2USA
JANE EYRE 19951995ANNAPAQUIN29HBO
FLY AWAY HOME1996PGANNAPAQUIN13DISThis movie will make your spirit soar! The incredibly true tale of a visionary leading a flock of geese on their migration in his plane. Just do yourself a favor and fast forward thru the first 20 minutes of emotional blather. This movie is SO good it will make you forget all about spreading her legs for 2 hours - all you'll want to do is spread your wings!105
XMEN2000PG13ANNAPAQUIN29HBOIf you liked the comic book you'll love this. An OK flick for everyone. 66
IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE CHILDREN1992NRSARAH JESSICAPARKER29LIFE/LMN
STRIKING DISTANCE1993RSARAH JESSICAPARKER18TNT
MIAMI RHAPSODY1995PG13SARAH JESSICAPARKER27SHO
SUBSTANCE OF FIRE1996RSARAH JESSICAPARKER28MAX
EXTREME MEASURES1996RSARAH JESSICAPARKER28TBS/TNT
TIL THERE WAS YOU1997PG13SARAH JESSICAPARKER15USA
sex and the city1998tvSARAH JESSICAPARKERweekly seriesHBO
XXX'S AND OOO'S1994NIAPEEPLES30LMN
CRIMINAL JUSTICE1990RROSIEPEREZ20LIFE
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP1992NRROSIEPEREZ6FXHonkies playing basketball78
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU1994ROSIEPEREZ2TBS/TNTPoses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda?810
SUBWAY STORIES1997NRROSIEPEREZ22HBO
ANNIE1982PGBERNADETTEPETERS2FAM
DAVID1988BERNADETTEPETERS20LIFE/LMN
PINK CADILLAC1989PG13BERNADETTEPETERS27TMC
FALL FROM GRACE1990BERNADETTEPETERS14LMN/LIF
EXPLORERS1985AMANDAPETERSON6DISA bunch of boys build a spaceship to visit aliens and peep at Amanda in her underwear. Kids, you can keep your little green men - I'll take Amanda to play with my little pink man any day! A cute flick.88
GREASE 21982PGMICHELLEPFEIFFER23TBS/TNTThe epitomy of god awful sequels03
LADYHAWKE1985PG13MICHELLEPFEIFFER26FLIX/WAM
INTO THE NIGHT1985NRMICHELLEPFEIFFER4WE
SWEET LIBERTY1986PGMICHELLEPFEIFFER16WE
DANGEROUS LIAISONS1988NRMICHELLEPFEIFFER29ENC
FABULOUS BAKER BOYS1989NRMICHELLEPFEIFFER19FX
RUSSIA HOUSE1990RMICHELLEPFEIFFER29TMC
BATMAN RETURNS1992PG13MICHELLEPFEIFFER26ENC
AGE OF INNOCENCE1993RMICHELLEPFEIFFER21TCM/TNT
WOLF1994RMICHELLEPFEIFFER5TNT/TBS
DANGEROUS MINDS1995RMICHELLEPFEIFFER29SHO
UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL1996PG13MICHELLEPFEIFFER29TNT
STORY OF US1999RMICHELLEPFEIFFER16TMC
WHAT LIES BENEATH2000PG13MICHELLEPFEIFFER28HBO
CADDYSHACK II1988PGCHYNNAPHILLIPS16FAM
ESCAPE FROM TERROR: THE TERESA STAMPER STORY1995MARIAPITILLO16LIFE/LMN
different strokesNANRDANAPLATOIN RERUNSLOCALI've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me!18
brady bunchnrEVEPLUMBrerunsIN RERUNScute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.85
ABDUCTION OF KARI SWENSON1987NRTRACYPOLLAN24LIFE/LMN
STRANGER AMONG US1992TRACYPOLLAN18WGN/TBS
HER ALIBI1989PGPAULINAPORISKOVA21MAX
LONG TIME SINCE1997PAULINAPORISKOVA15SHO
ANNA1987PG13PAULINAPORIZKOVA27STZ/FLIX
PROFESSIONAL1994NRNATALIEPORTMAN27MAX
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS1996RNATALIEPORTMAN29COM
ANYWHERE BUT HERE1999PG13NATALIEPORTMAN22MAX
WHERE THE HEART IS2000PG13NATALIEPORTMAN30HBO
that 70's show1998tvLAURAPREPONWEEKLY SUN 830PMFOX
NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD1988PG13PRISCILLAPRESLEY13TNN
NAKED GUN 2 1/2: SMELL OF FEAR1991PG13PRISCILLAPRESLEY1TBS/WGN
SECRET ADMIRER1985RKELLYPRESTON22COMTeen misadventures29
MISCHIEF1985RKELLYPRESTON29MAXKelly shows us her hidden assets!410
EXPERTS1988NRKELLYPRESTON24COM
RUN1991RKELLYPRESTON26HBO
CITIZEN RUTH1996RKELLYPRESTON29SUND
RIVER OF RAGE: THE TAKING OF MAGGIE KEENE1993VICTORIAPRINCIPAL8USA
BEYOND OBSESSION1994NRVICTORIAPRINCIPAL28LIFE/LMN
DANCING IN THE DARK1995VICTORIAPRINCIPAL27LMN
titans2000TVVICTORIAPRINCIPALWEEKLY WEN 8PMNBC
dallasTVTVVICTORIAPRINCIPALDAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNSTNN-262
ICE STORM1997RCHRISTINARICCI29WE/BRAVO
THAT DARN CAT1997PGCHRISTINARICCI23DIS
OPPOSITE OF SEX1998RCHRISTINARICCI22USA
PECKER1998RCHRISTINARICCI13COM
STARSHIP TROOPERS1997RDENISERICHARDS16FX
WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH1999PG13DENISERICHARDS23SHOGood Bond Movie - Denise is a great fuck, but couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.98
TAIL LIGHTS FADE1999RDENISERICHARDS2HBO/MAX
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS1999PG13DENISERICHARDS21STZ
ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN1974KIMRICHARDS16MYST/WAMKim was one delicious piece of jailbait when this came out.
chips - 1 episodeNANRKIMRICHARDSIN RERUNSCan you believe I'd endure 60 minutes of Erik Estrada for 10 minutes of Kim?18
PICK-UP ARTIST1987PG13MOLLYRINGWALD28WE
FOR KEEPS1988PG13MOLLYRINGWALD30HBO
MYSTIC PIZZA1988RJULIAROBERTS23WE
STEEL MAGNOLIAS1989NRJULIAROBERTS17TBS/WGN
FLATLINERS1990RJULIAROBERTS30AEInteresting take on the near-death experience82
I LOVE TROUBLE1994PGJULIAROBERTS29HBO
CONSPIRACY THEORY1997RJULIAROBERTS16TNT/TBSStupidity theory is more like it.12
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU1997RJULIAROBERTS30LOV
RUNAWAY BRIDE1999PGJULIAROBERTS30SHO
NOTTING HILL1999PG13JULIAROBERTS16SHO
MEXICAN2001RJULIAROBERTS30PAY PER VIEW
charlie's angelsTVTVTANYAROBERTSIN RERUNSLOCALPlot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.59
SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME1987RMIMIROGERS21WEMimi is under police protection, and ends up under her protector!59
HIDER IN THE HOUSE1989MIMIROGERS22FX
MIGHTY QUINN1989NRMIMIROGERS12TBS/TNT
THOSE BEDROOM EYES1993MIMIROGERS22CRT
IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE1995MIMIROGERS23CRT
XMEN2000PG13REBECCAROMIJN29HBO63
new wkrp in cincinnatiMARLARUBINOFFrerunsNot nearly as good as the original, but saved by one of the finest sets of titties to grace the small screen in decades.110
HONEY I BLEW UP THE KIDS1992KERIRUSSELL9TBS/TNT
felicity1998TVKERIRUSSELLTUES WEEKLYWB
MAD ABOUT MAMBO1999PG13KERI RUSSELL20TMC
star trek voyager1999JERIRYANWEEKLY LOCALWB
ARMED AND DANGEROUS1986PG13MEGRYAN24MAX
TOP GUN1986PGMEGRYAN3TBS/TNT
INNERSPACE1987NRMEGRYAN30WAM/FAMCute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space!78
PROMISED LAND1988RMEGRYAN30TRUE
PRESIDIO1988RMEGRYAN30ENC
IQ1994PGMEGRYAN20HBO
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN1994RMEGRYAN30ENC./SHO
FRENCH KISS1995NRMEGRYAN3COM
RESTORATION1995RMEGRYAN21HBOYawnYawnYawn00
PROOF OF LIFE2000RMEGRYAN30PAY PER VIEW
HANGING UP2000PG13MEGRYAN27MAX
LUCAS1986PGWINONARYDER21HBOCute tale of a pipsqueak high school nerd who rises above. Onehit wonder jailbait Kerri Green steals the show as the object of his affections.63
BEETLEJUICE1988WINONARYDER21TNT/TBSMichael Keaton is superb!98
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE1989NRWINONARYDER1WGNJerry Lee is another personal hero!87
WELCOME HOME ROXY CARMICHAEL1990WINONARYDER20COM
AGE OF INNOCENCE1993RWINONARYDER21TCM/TNT
HOW TO MAKE AN AMERICAN QUILT1995PG13WINONARYDER27ENCComing of age pains.36
GIRL INTERRUPTED1999RWINONARYDER28HBO
LOST SOULS2000RWINONARYDER26STZ
ILLUSIONS1992REMMASAMMS28TMC
TREACHEROUS BEAUTIES1994EMMASAMMS4WE
dynastyTVTVEMMA SAMMSDAILY RERUNSFX
QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER1990PG13LAURASAN GIACOMO14TMC
FOR THEIR OWN GOOD1993NRLAURASAN GIACOMO10LMN/LIFE
just shoot meTVTVLAURASAN GIACOMOTUESDAYS WEEKLYNBCConsistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream.98
LEGEND1985NRMIASARA15SCIFI
TIMECOP1994RMIASARA4HBO
GREAT WALDO PEPPER1975SUSANSARANDON18WE
TEMPEST1982PGSUSANSARANDON30IFC
WHITE PALACE1990RSUSANSARANDON26ENC
SAFE PASSAGE1994SUSANSARANDON12LIFE/LMN
ANYWHERE BUT HERE1999PG13SUSANSARANDON22MAX
greatest american heroCONNIESELLECCARERUNSLOCALreally was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book.107
hotelCONNIESELLECCAIN RERUNS
HOUSE OF SECRETS AND LIES1992CONNIESELLECCA24LMN/LIFE
PASSPORT TO MURDER1993CONNIESELLECCA5LIF/LMN
HOLIDAY TO REMEMBER1995CONNIESELLECCA28LMN/LIF
SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING BLUE1997CONNIESELLECCA14LIF/LMN
SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL1989RJOANSEVERANCE5COM
FREQUENT FLYER1996JOANSEVERANCE10LIFE/LMN
new love boat1998-JOANSEVERANCEweekly sat 9PMWGN
BOYS DON'T CRY1999RCHLOESEVIGNY19MAX
dr. quinn, medicine womanTVJANESEYMOURWEEKLY SAT 8PMCBS
DARK MIRROR1984NRJANESEYMOUR10LIFE/LMN
LASSITER1984RJANESEYMOUR23WE
MATTERS OF THE HEART1990JANESEYMOUR17USA
MEMORIES OF MIDNIGHT1991NRJANESEYMOUR8WE
PRAYING MANTIS1993NRJANESEYMOUR20LMN
WARGAMES1983ALLYSHEEDY8TNT/TBSMatthew Broderick has to save the world from a computer wargame turned real.95
MAID TO ORDER1987NRALLYSHEEDY7TBS/WGN
HEART OF DIXIE1989PGALLYSHEEDY13SHO
SHORT CIRCUIT1990ALLYSHEEDY12DISA robot has a hard-on for Ally!98
ONLY THE LONELY1991ALLYSHEEDY7TBS
BURIED ALIVE II1997NRALLYSHEEDY2USA
FURY WITHIN1998ALLYSHEEDY27USA
CHANCES ARE1989PGCYBILLSHEPHERD30MAX/STZ/SHO
STORMY WEATHERS1992NRCYBILLSHEPHERD28LIF/LMN
TELLING SECRETS1993CYBILLSHEPHERD3LIFE/LMN
BABY BROKERS1994NRCYBILLSHEPHERD28LMN/LIFE
LADY VANISHES1995PGCYBILLSHEPHERD19SHO
moonlighting1996TVCYBILLSHEPHERDRERUNSLOCALPerhaps the finest comedic detective series of all time - Bruce Willis AND Cybill put on a great show!108
cybillTVTVCYBILLSHEPHERDMONDAYS WEEKLYCBS-292How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.12
Knot's LandingNICOLLETTESHERIDANRERUNSTV LOCAL310
SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER1992NICOLLETTESHERIDAN10LIF/LMN410
TIME TO HEAL1994NICOLLETTESHERIDAN4LIFE
MURDER IN MY MIND1997NICOLLETTESHERIDAN27LMN/LIFE
DEAD HUSBANDS1998NICOLLETTESHERIDAN21USA
SPIRAL STAIRCASE2000NICOLLETTESHERIDAN1FAM
suddenly susanTVBROOKESHIELDSSYNDICATIONLOCALSuddenly stupid13
WANDA NEVADA1979NRBROOKESHIELDS27TMC
ENDLESS LOVE1981RBROOKESHIELDS22WE
STALKING LAURA1993BROOKESHIELDS23LIF
RUNNING WILD1995PGBROOKESHIELDS25SHO
WHAT MAKES A FAMILY2000BROOKESHIELDS9LMN/LIFE
AFTER SEX2000BROOKESHIELDS14STZ
ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING1987PG13ELISABETHSHUE2TBS/TNTJust be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop!48
SOAPDISH1991ELISABETHSHUE5COM
RADIO INSIDE1994ELISABETHSHUE15WE
TRIGGER EFFECT1996RELISABETHSHUE20FX
COUSIN BETTE1998RELISABETHSHUE29WE
MOLLY1999PG13ELISABETHSHUE23TMC
HOLLOW MAN2000RELISABETHSHUE29MAXKevin Bacon plays a scientist who tests an invisibility serum on himself only to have it drive him insane. Unfortunately, ths movie only begins to explore the wonderful liberties one could take with Elisabeth's bod if one were blessed with invisibility.78
CRUSH1993RALICIASILVERSTONE30TNT/TBSAlicia plays a teenage vixen with a crush on her older neighbor - he needs lots of cold showers to avoid the jailbait temptress. Pay close attention and Alicia will bless you with a full frontal.710
BATMAN AND ROBIN1997PG13ALICIASILVERSTONE27TBS/TNTMr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit89
LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN1985PG13HELENSLATER11MAX
HAPPY TOGETHER1989PG13HELENSLATER21WAM
LASSIE1994NRHELENSLATER7MAX
sweet justiceALLISONSMITHRERUNSLOCAL
spy game1996-ALLISONSMITHrerunsLOCALGod - Allison looked great in leather!59
SWITCHBACK1997RALLISONSMITH25HBOAllison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho.77
working - 1 episode1997ALLISONSMITHNBC - LOCALFred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment57
michael hayes1998NRALLISONSMITHone episodeCBS
buddy faro1998-ALLISONSMITHweekly fri 9pmCBSA yawner so far15
west wing1999-2000ALLISONSMITHWEDNBCI'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed.01
kate and allieTVTVALLISONSMITHDAILY RERUNS 9aM AND 3pmE!I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted.810
LUCAS1986PGCOURTNEY THORNESMITH21HBOCute tale of a pipsqueak high school nerd who rises above. Onehit wonder jailbait Kerri Green steals the show as the object of his affections.66
BREACH OF CONDUCT1994NRCOURTNEY THORNESMITH1CRT
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD1998PG13COURTNEY THORNESMITH8USA
ally macbealTVTVCOURTNEY THORNESMITHMONDAYS WEEKLYFOX-297honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista AND Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching6
melrose placeTVTVCOURTNEY THORNESMITHRERUNSE!-217Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?09
SIDNEY SHELDON'S WINDMILLS OFTHE GODS1988JACLYNSMITH22WE
BOURNE IDENTITY1988JACLYNSMITH30MYST
LOVE CAN BE MURDER1992JACLYNSMITH12LIFE/LMN
EYES WIDE SHUT1999RLEELEESOBIESKI29MAXREALLY difficult to make Nicole Kidman getting screwed every way to doomsday boring, but leave it to Kubrick. Leelee as an underage hooker though - my dream come true!19
HERE ON EARTH2000PG13LEELEESOBIESKI27HBO
solid goldSOLID GOLD DANCERSrerunsVH1Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either!1010
NOTHING PERSONAL1980PGSUZANNESOMERS25FLIX
EXCLUSIVE1992NRSUZANNESOMERS8CRT
candid camera1998-TVSUZANNESOMERSWEEKLY FRI 8:30PMCBS
KEEPING SECRETSNR1991SUZANNESOMERS28TNN
step by stepTVTVSUZANNESOMERSIN SYNDICATIONLOCALoccasionally amusing55
three's companyTVTVSUZANNESOMERSIN RERUNSLOCALGuy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.710
MIMIC1997RMIRASORVINO29USA/SCIFIMira fights some bad ass bugs.76
AT FIRST SIGHT1998PG13MIRASORVINO15USA
LULU ON THE BRIDGE1998PG13MIRASORVINO25HBO/STZ
GREAT GATSBY2000MIRASORVINO24BIO/AE
HOUSE OF YES1997RTORISPELLING6STZ
PERPETRATORS OF THE CRIME1998RTORISPELLING30MAX/EXTR
TRICK1999RTORISPELLING9MAX
beverly hills 90210TVTVTORISPELLINGWEDNESDAYS WEEKLYFOX-297Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?08
DOWN TO YOU1999PG13JULIASTILES23STZ
SAVE THE LAST DANCE2001PG13JULIASTILES29PAY PER VIEW
TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU1999PG13JULIA STILES29STZ
taxiTVDEE WALLACESTONEin reruns - 1 episode onlyAlex falls for Dee108
SECRET ADMIRER1985RDEE WALLACESTONE22COMTeen misadventures29
MOMENT OF TRUTH: CRADLE OF CONSPIRACY1994NRDEE WALLACESTONE28LMN/LIF
TEARS IN THE RAIN1988NRSHARONSTONE24WE
ABOVE THE LAW1988RSHARONSTONE29TBS/TNT
HE SAID, SHE SAID1991PG13SHARONSTONE8MAX
CASINO1995RSHARONSTONE3USALongwinded40
QUICK AND DEAD1995SHARONSTONE16TNT/TBS
DIABOLIQUE1996RSHARONSTONE23MAXEerily amusing flick.52
MUSE1999PG13SHARONSTONE21MAX
STAKEOUT1987RMADELEINESTOWE3HBORichard Dreyfuss AND Emelio Estevez are 2 cops on stakeout spying on Madeleine - Richard can't help but letting his little head get ahead of his big one.79
REVENGE1990MADELEINESTOWE22AE
TWO JAKES1990RMADELEINESTOWE27TNN
UNLAWFUL ENTRY1992MADELEINESTOWE27TNN
LAST OF MOHICANS1992RMADELEINESTOWE29HBO
BLINK1993NRMADELEINESTOWE29TNT/TBS
CHINA MOON1994RMADELEINESTOWE17WE
BAD GIRLS1994NRMADELEINESTOWE7FMCWho needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?46
PROPOSITION1998RMADELEINESTOWE29BRAVO/WE
GENERAL'S DAUGHTER1999RMADELEINESTOWE21SHO
LOSER2000PG13MENASUVARI30MAXA dweeb is in love with Mena (join the club) but she only has eyes for her lecherous college professor. Not a bad flick all in all.57
LIVE VIRGIN2000RMENASUVARI29MAXMena plays the virgin daughter of an Xrated film producer who contracts with his biggestcompetitor to lose her virginity on pay per view TV and webcam while a nation of perverts "play along" using custom-made-for-the-occasion Mena latex suits. Great premise, but fails to deliver the good stuff.67
LOLITA 19971997RDOMENIQUESWAIN22SHOWhether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy!99
INTERN2000RDOMENIQUESWAIN26MAX
FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC1987NRKRISTYSWANSON19TNT/TBS
BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER1992NRKRISTYSWANSON24FXHow this movie became a series mystifies me28
EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG1996RKRISTYSWANSON3COMgood date movie for Medusa74
BAD TO THE BONE1997KRISTYSWANSON24LIFE
early edition1998tvKRISTYSWANSONSAT WEEKLYCBS
Grapevine2000TVKRISTYSWANSONWEEKLY MONCBS
WEDDING SINGER1998PG13CHRISTINETAYLOR29TNT
DENIAL1998RCHRISTINETAYLOR19MAX
DESPERATE BUT NOT SERIOUS1999RCHRISTINETAYLOR25MAX
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE1997RCHARLIZETHERON20TNT/TBSAll lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES!79
MIGHTY JOE YOUNG1998PGCHARLIZETHERON3DIS
CIDER HOUSE RULES1999PG13CHARLIZETHERON28STZ
ASTRONAUTS WIFE1999RCHARLIZETHERON30STZ
SWEET NOVEMBER2001PG13CHARLIZETHERON30PAY PER VIEW
SWEET DREAMS (1996)1996TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN16LIFE/LMN
STRANGER BESIDE ME1995TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN18USA
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 2: TEXAS BLOOD MONEY1999RTIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN16SCIFI
beverly hills 90210TVTVTIFFANY AMBERTHIESSENWEDNESDAYS WEEKLYFOX-297Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?06
young and the restlessTVTVMELODYTHOMASDAILYCBSSoaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?010
ALL THE RIGHT MOVES1983RLEATHOMPSON26MAXBeyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE!19
JAWS 31983NRLEATHOMPSON22ENCNo teeth.21
BACK TO THE FUTURE II1989NRLEATHOMPSON9SCIFIMost sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad!86
BACK TO THE FUTURE III1990NRLEATHOMPSON30DISMost sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad!74
caroline in the cityTVTVLEATHOMPSONSYNDICATIONLOCALRichard makes this show!81
JOHNNY BE GOOD1988UMATHURMAN16AE
PULP FICTION1994RUMATHURMAN26ENCReally depressing and violent flick., and Uma royally fucked up her hair for this one.01
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS1996RUMATHURMAN29COM
TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS1996PG13UMATHURMAN12FAM
BATMAN AND ROBIN1997PG13UMATHURMAN27TBS/TNTMr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit86
SWEET AND LOWDOWN1999PG13UMATHURMAN24HBO
dallasTVTVCHARLENETILTONDAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNSTNN-262
happy daysTVTVCHARLENETILTONone episodeNIKA really cute look at the 1950s89
EQUINOX 19921992RMARISATOMEI24IFC
ONLY YOU1994PGMARISATOMEI30TBS
PEREZ FAMILY1995MARISATOMEI18IFC
SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS1998RMARISATOMEI1BRAVO/IFCNatasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons.610
RETROACTIVE1996RKYLIETRAVIS22HBO
SANCTUARY1997NRKYLIETRAVIS20HBO
INTERNAL AFFAIRS1990NANCYTRAVIS23WGN
work with me1999NANCYTRAVISCBS WEEKLY 830PM WEDCBS
HARD COUNTRY1981NRTANYATUCKER7LIFE/LMN
MONTANA 19981998RROBINTUNNEY7HBO
VERTICAL LIMIT2000PG13ROBINTUNNEY30PAY PER VIEW
NO CONTEST1994RSHANNONTWEED26ACTN
NIGHTFIRE1994RSHANNONTWEED28SHO
DEAD BY DAWN1998RSHANNONTWEED17HBO
FORBIDDEN SINS1998RSHANNONTWEED28HBO
ROWDY GIRLS1999RSHANNONTWEED14EXTR/MAX
HEAVY 1995RLIVTYLER30IFC/BRAVO
THAT THING YOU DO!1996PGLIVTYLER8FAM
SURVIVORS1983RKRISTENVIGARD14MAXRobin Williams is his usual riotous self as a militant bent on protecting himself from the end of the world and from a dimestore robber he can identify. Walter Matthau is a fine sidekick, and speaking of FINE - check out the incredibly fuckable underage redheaded ass on KRISTEN!810
SHARKY'S MACHINE1981RRACHELWARD29ACTNBurt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance.59
AGAINST ALL ODDS1984RRACHELWARD23MAX
AND THE SEA WILL TELL1991NRRACHELWARD26LMN/LIF
WIDE SARGASSO SEA1993RACHELWARD30BRAVO
MY STEPSON, MY LOVER1996NRRACHELWARD2LIFE
step by stepTVTVANGELAWATSONIN SYNDICATIONLOCALoccasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt.510
GHOSTBUSTERS1984PGSIGOURNEYWEAVER27MAXAmusing tale of paranormal strife.85
ALIENS1986RSIGOURNEYWEAVER9FX
GORILLAS IN THE MIST1988SIGOURNEYWEAVER8APL
GHOSTBUSTERS II1989PGSIGOURNEYWEAVER30HBO/TMCSomewhat less amusing tale of paranormal strife.53
ALIEN 31992RSIGOURNEYWEAVER22BSTZ
DAVE1993SIGOURNEYWEAVER22STZ
ICE STORM1997RSIGOURNEYWEAVER29WE/BRAVO
GALAXY QUEST1999PGSIGOURNEYWEAVER28HBO
FANTASTIC VOYAGE1966PGRAQUELWELCH28AMCWanna see how far special effects have come in the last 3 decades? Check this movie out for an example of the old school - it actually won awards in its era for effects. An enjoyable tale.72
FATHOM1967NRRAQUELWELCH5FMC
ONE HUNRED RIFLES1969PGRAQUELWELCH30AMC
KANSAS CITY BOMBER1972PGRAQUELWELCH23ACTN
RIGHT TO DIE1987RAQUELWELCH13USA
SCANDAL IN A SMALL TOWN1988RAQUELWELCH7LIFE/LMN
TROUBLE IN PARADISE1989RAQUELWELCH13USA
JUDITH KRANTZ'S TORCH SONG1993RAQUELWELCH19WE
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD1998PG13RAQUELWELCH8USA
WILD IN THE COUNTRY1961TUESDAYWELD23AMC
LORD LOVE A DUCK1966TUESDAYWELD17TCM
WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN1978RTUESDAYWELD27SHO
SERIAL1980NATUESDAYWELD22TMC
SCORNED AND SWINDLED1984TUESDAYWELD26TRUE
dawson's creek1997-nrMICHELLEWILLIAMStv weekly tues 9PMWGNJust what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!010
DICK1999PG13MICHELLEWILLIAMS27TMC
SOUL FOOD1997RVANESSAWILLIAMS29FAM
ADVENTURES OF ELMO IN GROUCHLAND1999GVANESSAWILLIAMS25MAX
SHAFT2000RVANESSAWILLIAMS27SHO
WONDER WOMANTVDEBRAWINGERRERUNSBabe in skimpy outfit fights crime - nuff said39
URBAN COWBOY1980PGDEBRAWINGER8TNT/TBS
OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN1982RDEBRAWINGER30WEone of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick85
LEGAL EAGLES1986PGDEBRAWINGER27FX
MADE IN HEAVEN1987PGDEBRAWINGER25HBO
EVERYBODY WINS1990RDEBRAWINGER24SHO
HIDEOUS KINKY1998RKATEWINSLET18TMC
FAR OFF PLACE1993PGREESEWITHERSPOON15MAX
ELECTION1999RREESEWITHERSPOON30TMCWith Reese around, an eRection is more likely
BEST LAID PLANS1999RREESEWITHERSPOON29HBO
FOUR ROOMS1995RALICIAWITT17HBO
CITIZEN RUTH1996RALICIAWITT29SUND
PASSION'S WAY1999ALICIAWITT2LMN
cybillTVTVALICIAWITTMONDAYS WEEKLYCBS-292How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.18
FAMILY TIESTVTINAYOTHERSRERUNSWatch Tina go from a-little-TOO-young to highly-prized-jailbait as the seasons progress77
STRIPES1981SEANYOUNG6COM
NO WAY OUT 19871987RSEANYOUNG29ENC/FLIXPolitical drama59
BOOST1988RSEANYOUNG8SHO
EXCEPTION TO THE RULE1997RSEANYOUNG21HBO
WHOLE WIDE WORLD1996PGRENEZELLWEGER21WE
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION1994RRENEEZELLWEGER28MAX
JERRY MACGUIRE1996RRENEEZELLWEGER30FOXSport agent looking for his first big client lands a bigmouth.45
ME MYSELF AND IRENE2000RRENEEZELLWEGER28MAX
spin city - one episode1997NRDAPHNEZUNIGAIN RERUNSABC


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