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Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.

We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?

Listings below are for September, 1998, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:

August, 1998
July, 1998
June, 1998

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TITLE	YEAR	RATING	FEATURED BABE	AIR DATES	CHANNELS	REVIEW	PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES	BABE CONTENT WHINNIES
veronica's closet	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	weekly THURS 9:30PM	NBC	If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again.	1	3
cheers	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	3
DECONSTRUCTING HARRY	1997	R	KIRSTIEALLEY	SEPT 17	PAY PER VIEW
FOR RICHER OR POORER	1997	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	SEPT 17	PAY PER VIEW
LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW	1993	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	SEPT 26	MAX
LOOK WHO'S TALKING TOO	1990	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	SEPT 18	TBS
LOOK WHO'S TALKING	1989		KIRSTIEALLEY	SEPT 5	TBS
SUMMER SCHOOL	1987	PG	KIRSTIEALLEY	SEPT 27	MAX/TMC	Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name.	0	1
xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	DAILY RERUNS	FX	Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness.	6	8
the xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	SUNDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales?	7	9
AMAZING STORIES: THE MOVIE III	1990	NR	LONIANDERSON	SEPT 5	SCIFI
best of pamela anderson	1998		PAMELAANDERSON	SEPT 27	PLAYBOY
KING PIN	1996	PG13	VANESSAANGEL	SEPT 29	TMC
TIL THERE WAS YOU	1997	PG13	JENNIFERANISTON	SEPT 28	HBO
PICTURE PERFECT	1997	PG13	JENNIFERANISTON	SEPT 28	MAX	Too bad no one overexposed the film.	2	6
SHE'S THE ONE	1996	R	JENNIFERANISTON	SEPT 3	MAX
HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER	1990	NR	JENNIFERANISTON	SEPT 11	FAM
friends			JENNIFERANISTON	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	9
BODY SNATCHERS	1993	R	GABRIELLEANWAR	SEPT 9	TNT	Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier!	8	8
married with children	TV	TV	CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini	8	10
THE LAST OF HIS TRIBE	1992	NR	ANNEARCHER	SEPT 26	A&E
NARROW MARGIN	1990	NR	ANNEARCHER	SEPT 24	EXTR	Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted.	8	5
GREEN ICE	1981	PG	ANNEARCHER	SEPT 26	FLIX
HERO AT LARGE	1980	PG	ANNEARCHER	SEPT 17	TNT	For some silly reason, I dug this tale of a bankrupt wanna-be-superman.	8	3
LIFEGUARD	1976	PG	ANNEARCHER	SEPT 25	ENC/TMC
FLOATING AWAY	1998	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	SEPT 8	SHO
NOWHERE TO HIDE	1994		ROSANNAARQUETTE	SEPT 20	LIFE
AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON	1987		ROSANNAARQUETTE	SEPT 29	TNT
NOBODY'S FOOL	1986	PG13	ROSANNAARQUETTE	SEPT 27	LOVE
DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN	1985	PG13	ROSANNAARQUETTE	SEPT 25	TMC/STZ	Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level.	0	5
ZUMA BEACH	1978	NR	ROSANNAARQUETTE	SEPT 25	LOVE	Almost the whole movie is babes in swimsuits!	0	8
dukes of hazard	TV	TV	CATHERINEBACH	DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
WHITE WATER REBELS	1983	NR	CATHERINEBACH	SEPT 24	ACTN
blossom	TV	TV	MAYIMBALIK	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL
THE FAN	1996	R	ELLENBARKIN	SEPT 28	SHO	Robert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste.	6	1
MAD DOG TIME	1996	R	ELLENBARKIN	SEPT 26	TMC
INTO THE WEST	1993	PG	ELLENBARKIN	SEPT 1	IFC
MAN TROUBLE	1992	NR	ELLENBARKIN	SEPT 26	FXM	Jack Nicholson can't save this one	4	5
SWITCH	1991	R	ELLENBARKIN	SEPT 2	TBS	Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives	8	10
SEA OF LOVE	1989	NR	ELLENBARKIN	SEPT 23	USA	Ellen just oozes sex as she climbs Al Pacino's back	6	10
three's company	TV	TV	PRISCILLABARNES	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	6	10
THE WEDDING SINGER	1998	PG13	DREWBARRYMORE	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU	1997	R	DREWBARRYMORE	SEPT 4	STZ
SCREAM	1996	R	DREWBARRYMORE	SEPT 11	STZ	You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap	0	1
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	DREWBARRYMORE	SEPT 11	FXM	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	8
FAR FROM HOME	1989		DREWBARRYMORE	SEPT 30	TNT	Extremely stupid script, but Drewsy is worth an ogle in this one.	1	8
FIRESTARTER	1984	NR	DREWBARRYMORE	SEPT 4	STZ	Drew can light my embers any day	8	6
WAYNE'S WORLD 2	1993	NR	KIMBASINGER	SEPT 29	HBO
NADINE	1987	NR	KIMBASINGER	SEPT 30	MYST
BLIND DATE	1987	NR	KIMBASINGER	SEPT 7	COM
NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN	1983	PG	KIMBASINGER	SEPT 30	MAX	Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond.	3	6
nothing sacred	1998		JENNIFERBEALS	weekly sat 9PM	ABC
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	JENNIFERBEALS	SEPT 30	BRVO/IFC
SPLIT DECISIONS	1988	NR	JENNIFERBEALS	SEPT 22	TNT
THE BRIDE	1985	PG13	JENNIFERBEALS	SEPT 26	MAX
FLASHDANCE	1983	R	JENNIFERBEALS	SEPT 29	HBO	Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day!	3	10
COLD COMFORT FARM	1995	PG	KATEBECKINSALE	SEPT 5	MAX
THE FIRE NEXT TIME	1993	NR	BONNIEBEDELIA	SEPT 19	ACTN
THE STRANGER	1987	R	BONNIEBEDELIA	SEPT 28	MAX
young and the restless	TV	TV	LAURALEEBELL	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
RANDOM ENCOUNTER	1998		ELIZABETHBERKLEY	SEPT 27	HBO
THE FIRST WIVES CLUB	1996	PG	ELIZABETHBERKLEY	SEPT 29	HBO
happy days	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	NIK-961	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	8
wings	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	USA	A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club	9	10
CHAMELEONS	1989		CRYSTALBERNARD	SEPT 7	FAM
RACE THE SUN	1996	PG	HALLEBERRY	SEPT 29	SHO
EXECUTIVE DECISION	1996	R	HALLEBERRY	SEPT 24	ABC	Terrorists take an airline - Halle spreads her - er um - wings!	6	6
FATHER HOOD	1993	PG13	HALLEBERRY	SEPT 22	MAX
one day at a time	TV	TV	VALERIEBERTINELLI	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us!	6	10
SHADES OF GRAY	1991	NR	VALERIEBERTINELLI	SEPT 21	LIFE
THE SEDUCTION OF GINA	1984	NR	VALERIEBERTINELLI	SEPT 23	FXM
END OF SUMMER	1997	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	SEPT 30	SHO
SEPTEMBER	1996	NR	JACQUELINEBISSETT	SEPT 29	SHO
THE MAID	1990		JACQUELINEBISSETT	SEPT 8	FXM
CLASS	1983	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	SEPT 8	A&E	Every high school guys fantasy	7	6
THE GRASSHOPPER	1970	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	SEPT 28	FLIX
DANIELLE STEELE'S SECRETS	1992	NR	JOSIEBISSETT	SEPT 18	LIFE
PREY OF THE JAGUAR	1996	R	LINDABLAIR	SEPT 24	HBO
REPOSSESSED	1990	NR	LINDABLAIR	SEPT 28	FLIX
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION	1983	NR	CHRISTIEBRINKLEY	SEPT 20	FAM	Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight.	3	8
IN LOVE AND WAR	1997	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	SEPT 24	STZ
SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL	1997	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	SEPT 23	MAX	Same deal as speed 1, but on the water in a boat - heck, anything to get Sandra wet!	5	8
A TIME TO KILL	1996	R	SANDRABULLOCK	SEPT 27	HBO	Excellent movie - great cast and Ashley Judd looks fabulous	8	6
LOVE POTION NO. 9	1992	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	SEPT 28	HBO
party of five	TV	TV	NEVECAMPBELL	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap	0	3
SCREAM 2	1997	R	NEVECAMPBELL	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
SCREAM	1996	R	NEVECAMPBELL	SEPT 11	STZ	You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap	0	1
COMBO: HOT IN THE CITY	1989		CHRISTYCANYON	SEPT 10	TRIO
KULL THE CONQUEROR	1997	PG13	TIACARRERE	SEPT 23	STZ
HIGH SCHOOL HIGH	1996	PG13	TIACARRERE	SEPT 20	SHO
HOLLOW POINT	1995	R	TIACARRERE	SEPT 30	HBO
WAYNE'S WORLD 2	1993	NR	TIACARRERE	SEPT 29	HBO
DANIELLE STEELE'S DADDY	1991	NR	LYNDACARTER	SEPT 4	LIFE
SCRATCH THE SURFACE	1997		PHOEBECATES	SEPT 23	SUND
PRINCESS CARABOO	1994	PG	PHOEBECATES	SEPT 24	SHO
BABY SISTER	1983	NR	PHOEBECATES	SEPT 16	ROM	Plot - what plot? But Phoebe is young & juicy!	1	9
FAR HARBOR	NA	NR	JENNIFERCONNELLY	SEPT 23	MAX
INVENTING THE ABBOTTS	1997	R	JENNIFERCONNELLY	SEPT 25	MAX
THE HEART OF JUSTICE	1993	NR	JENNIFERCONNELLY	SEPT 30	TNT
LABYRINTH	1986	PG	JENNIFERCONNELLY	SEPT 30	DIS
COMMANDMENTS	1997	R	COURTENEYCOX	SEPT 29	STZ/HBO
SCREAM 2	1997	R	COURTENEYCOX	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
SCREAM	1996	R	COURTENEYCOX	SEPT 11	STZ	You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap	0	3
seinfeld			COURTENEYCOX	ONE EPISODE	NBC		7	5
friends			COURTENEYCOX	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	8
unhappily ever after		TV	NIKKICOX	weekly sun 9:30pm	WB
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF	1997	R	OLIVIAD'ABO	SEPT 29	TMC
THE LAST GOOD TIME	1995	R	OLIVIADABO	SEPT 25	ROM
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S ROMEO & JULIET	1996	PG13	CLAIRDANES	SEPT 26	MAX
JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER	1997	PG13	CLAIREDANES	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
WIDOW'S KISS	1996	R	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	SEPT 29	HBO
MENENDEZ: A KILLING IN BEVERLY HILLS PART ONE	1994	NR	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	SEPT 13	TRUE
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION	1983	NR	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	SEPT 20	FAM	Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight.	3	1
VEGAS VACATION	1997	PG	BEVERLYDANGELO	SEPT 28	HBO
TRADING HEARTS	1988		BEVERLYDANGELO	SEPT 28	ROM
clueless			STACEYDASH	ABC TV - LOCAL
RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO COUPLES	1998	NR	DANADELANEY	SEPT 30	SHO
THE ADVENTURES OF MOWGLI	1996	NR	DANADELANEY	SEPT 30	HBOF
nypd blue	TV	NR	KIMDELANEY	weekly TUES 10PM	ABC
TEMPTRESS	1995	R	KIMDELANEY	SEPT 15	TMC
LIVE NUDE GIRLS	1995	R	DANADELANY	SEPT 25	HBO
HOUSESITTER	1992	PG	DANADELANY	SEPT 28	SHO
THAT WAS THEN...THIS IS NOW	1985	NA	KIMDELANY	SEPT 22	TBS/TNT
THE CON	1997	NR	REBECCADEMORNAY	SEPT 14	USA
THE BABY DANCE	1998	NR	LAURADERN	SEPT 13	SHO
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	LAURADERN	SEPT 28	TMC
BLUE VELVET	1986	R	LAURADERN	SEPT 18	SUND	This movie is BEYOND stupid. The hell I endure to ogle a babe or two.	0	6
MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING	1997	PG13	CAMERONDIAZ	SEPT 26	SHO	Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through.	4	6
SHE'S THE ONE	1996	R	CAMERONDIAZ	SEPT 3	MAX
HEAD ABOVE WATER	1996	PG13	CAMERONDIAZ	SEPT 21	MAX
THE MADDENING	1995	NR	ANGIEDICKINSON	SEPT 29	USA
FIRE AND RAIN	1989	NR	ANGIEDICKINSON	SEPT 23	WGN
DEATH HUNT	1981	R	ANGIEDICKINSON	SEPT 28	FXM
THE SINS OF RACHEL CADE	1961		ANGIEDICKINSON	SEPT 13	AMC
CHINA GATE	1957	NR	ANGIEDICKINSON	SEPT 24	ACTN
SHOOT-OUT AT MEDICINE BEND	1957	NR	ANGIEDICKINSON	SEPT 18	WSTN
bosom buddies		nr	DONNADIXON	tv-reruns	misc	Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever!	9	8
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	SHANNENDOHERTY	RERUNS ONLY	LOCAL	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	7
TICKS	1993	NR	AMIDOLENZ	SEPT 11	USA
FATHER'S DAY	1997	PG13	JULIA LOUISDREYFUS	SEPT 29	MAX	Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said.	5	5
seinfeld			JULIA LOUISDREYFUS	WEEKLY TH 9PM	NBC	Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain"	7	6
GROSS POINTE BLANK	1997	R	MINNIEDRIVER	SEPT 25	STZ
BIG NIGHT	1996	R	MINNIEDRIVER	SEPT 28	SHO	Yawn	1	1
MOTHER NIGHT	1996	R	KIRSTENDUNST	SEPT 23	STZ	Really dull.	0	1
THE PANDORA PROJECT	1998		ERIKAELENIAK	SEPT 16	MAX
TEST TUBE TEENS FROM THE YEAR 2000	1994	NR	MORGANFAIRCHILD	SEPT 12	USA
MENU FOR MURDER	1990	NR	MORGANFAIRCHILD	SEPT 30	MYST
charlie's angels	TV	TV	FARRAHFAWCETT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR	1992	NR	FARRAHFAWCETT	SEPT 23	USA
POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL - THE BARBARA HUTTON STORY PART 1	1986	NR	FARRAHFAWCETT	SEPT 29	TRUE
BETWEEN TWO WOMEN	1986	NR	FARRAHFAWCETT	SEPT 20	LIFE
STEEL MAGNOLIAS	1989	NR	SALLYFIELD	SEPT 21	TBS
PLACES IN THE HEART	1984	PG	SALLYFIELD	SEPT 18	HBO
KISS ME GOODBYE	1982	PG	SALLYFIELD	SEPT 29	HBO
ABSENCE OF MALICE	1982	PG	SALLYFIELD	SEPT 15	USA
NORMA RAE	1979		SALLYFIELD	SEPT 21	STZ/SHO/FXM
HOOPER	1978	PG	SALLYFIELD	SEPT 28	HBO
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY	1989	R	CARRIEFISHER	SEPT 6	LIFE	Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene!	6	2
GARBO TALKS	1984	PG13	CARRIEFISHER	SEPT 17	TCM
UNDER THE RAINBOW	1981	NR	CARRIEFISHER	SEPT 7	COM
THE BLUES BROTHERS	1980	NR	CARRIEFISHER	SEPT 7	TBS
ally macbeal	TV	TV	CALISTAFLOCKHART	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
TOUCH	1997	R	BRIDGETFONDA	SEPT 20	TMC
JACKIE BROWN	1997	R	BRIDGETFONDA	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
ROUGH MAGIC	1995	NR	BRIDGETFONDA	SEPT 29	TMC
POINT OF NO RETURN	1993	R	BRIDGETFONDA	SEPT 26	ACTN	Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day!	8	10
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE	1992	R	BRIDGETFONDA	SEPT 26	ENC/HBO	Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch	7	7
YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE	1988	NR	BRIDGETFONDA	SEPT 22	COM
CONTACT	1997	PG	JODIEFOSTER	SEPT 25	HBO	Slow moving, but inspiring!	8	5
NELL	1994		JODIEFOSTER	SEPT 27	FAM
SOMMERSBY	1993	PG13	JODIEFOSTER	SEPT 29	MAX
THE ACCUSED	1988	R	JODIEFOSTER	SEPT 27	HBO/SHO	Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels.	6	8
CANDLESHOE	1977	G	JODIEFOSTER	SEPT 16	DIS
TAXI DRIVER	1976	R	JODIEFOSTER	SEPT 23	ENC
SHOPPING	1996	R	SADIEFROST	SEPT 28	MAX/EXTR
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA	1992	NR	SADIEFROST	SEPT 27	MAX/STZ
OH, GOD!	1977	PG	TERIGARR	SEPT 25	MAX	Cute movie - George Burns plays God, trying to convince John Denver that he is indeed the almighty, and John in turn tries to convince the rest of the planet to clean up its act because God said so. Added bonus: Teri looks wonderful in a nightie!	8	10
POWER 98	1995	R	JENNIEGARTH	SEPT 11	MAX
LIES OF THE HEART: THE STORY OF LAURIE KELLOGG	1994	NR	JENNIEGARTH	SEPT 24	LIFE
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	JENNIE GARTH	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
buffy the vampire slayer	TV	TV	SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR	MONDAYS WEEKLY	WGN	You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...	2	8
SCREAM 2	1997	R	SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
leeza	TV	TV	LEEZAGIBBONS	WEEKDAYS	LOCAL
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	VALERIAGOLINO	SEPT 30	BRVO/IFC
RAIN MAN	1988	R	VALERIAGOLINO	SEPT 6	TBS	The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank.	10	7
WIND	1992	PG13	JENNIFERGREY	SEPT 30	SHO
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF	1986	PG13	JENNIFERGREY	SEPT 24	HBO	High school as it should be	9	10
MULHOLLAND FALLS	1996	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	SEPT 11	TMC
TWO MUCH	1995	PG13	MELANIEGRIFFITH	SEPT 24	LOVE
BORN YESTERDAY	1993	PG	MELANIEGRIFFITH	SEPT 29	HBO
FEAR CITY	1984	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	SEPT 10	MYST
TWO MUCH	1995	PG13	DARYLHANNAH	SEPT 24	LOVE
ATTACK OF THE 50-FT. WOMAN	1993	R	DARYLHANNAH	SEPT 30	HBO
ROXANNE	1987	PG	DARYLHANNAH	SEPT 30	USA	Fabulous tale of Steve Martin's Cyrano-esque love of Daryl Hannah	10	7
THE CLAN OF THE CAVE BEAR	1986	R	DARYLHANNAH	SEPT 26	ENC	Daryl plays a bodacious Neanderthal who just loves to get laid.	6	10
LEGAL EAGLES	1986	PG	DARYLHANNAH	SEPT 4	TBS
SPLASH	1984	PG	DARYLHANNAH	SEPT 26	HBO	Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!)	9	9
SUMMER LOVERS	1982	R	DARYLHANNAH	SEPT 30	SHO	Sex on the beach - WOW!	1	10
RECKLESS	1984	R	DARYL HANNAH	SEPT 6	MAX
three's company	TV	TV	JENNILEEHARRISON	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	5	8
sabrina the teenage witch	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	ABC-297	Melissa can ride my broom any day!	6	10
clarissa explains it all	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	IN RERUNS	NIK-961	Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy!	5	10
FAMILY REUNION: A RELATIVE NIGHTMARE	1997	NR	MELISSA JOANHART	SEPT 6	DIS
MATLOCK THE AMBASSADOR	1988	NR	LISAHARTMAN	SEPT 14	TBS
lois and clark	TV	TV	TERIHATCHER	RERUNS	TNT	Cute Superman for the 90s.	8	10
2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY	1996	R	TERIHATCHER	SEPT 27	MAX	worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight	6	8
TANGO & CASH	1989	R	TERIHATCHER	SEPT 6	LIFE	Sylvester Stallone & Kurt Russell fight over Teri Hatcher's ass. Teri is AMAZING in her nightclub scene.	5	10
seinfeld			TERIHATCHER	TWO EPISODES, including the finale	NBC	The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes.	7	9
JOYRIDE	1997	R	AMYHATHAWAY	SEPT 25	SHO	Amy provides the only joy.	1	8
THE FIRST WIVES CLUB	1996	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	SEPT 29	HBO
HOUSESITTER	1992	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	SEPT 28	SHO
PROTOCOL	1984	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	SEPT 24	HBO
SWING SHIFT	1984	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	SEPT 29	HBO
FOUL PLAY	1978	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	SEPT 18	STZ	Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better.	8	9
FOOLS RUSH IN	1997	PG13	SALMAHAYEK	SEPT 26	MAX	Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable.	1	7
FLED	1996	R	SALMAHAYEK	SEPT 28	TMC	Salma is her cute feisty best in this fast moving action flick.	6	7
ADRENALIN: FEAR THE RUSH	1997	R	NATASHAHENSTRIDGE	SEPT 17	SHO
MAXIMUM RISK	1996	R	NATASHAHENSTRIDGE	SEPT 25	HBO
party of five	TV	TV	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her.	0	6
boy meets world - 1 episode	1997		JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	tv-reruns	misc
TROJAN WAR	1993	PG13	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	SEPT 25	HBO
birds of paradise			JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	IN RERUNS		Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty!	2	9
7th heaven	1997-	TV	CATHERINEHICKS	WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM	WGN
HAPPY ENDINGS	1983		CATHERINEHICKS	SEPT 24	LOVE
tucker's witch			CATHERINEHICKS	tv-reruns	misc	Crimefighting witch	6	9
dawson's creek	1997-	nr	KATIEHOLMES	tv weekly tues 9PM	WGN	Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!	0	10
SCRATCH THE SURFACE	1997		WHITNEYHOUSTON	SEPT 23	SUND
THE PREACHER'S WIFE	1996	PG	WHITNEYHOUSTON	SEPT 26	STZ
mad about you	TV	TV	HELENHUNT	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it.	4	5
AS GOOD AS IT GETS	1997	PG13	HELENHUNT	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS	1993	NR	HELENHUNT	SEPT 25	TNT
PROJECT X	1987	PG	HELENHUNT	SEPT 28	HBO	Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! - tale of government exploitation of monkeys with Matthew Broderick & Helen as the good guys.	10	9
QUARTERBACK PRINCESS	1983	NR	HELENHUNT	SEPT 16	TRUE
ALWAYS	1989	NR	HOLLYHUNTER	SEPT 5	USA
RAISING ARIZONA	1987	NR	HOLLYHUNTER	SEPT 30	FXM/ENC
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY	1997	PG13	ELIZABETHHURLEY	SEPT 28	STZ	Cute spoof of the James Bond genre	8	8
DANGEROUS GROUND	1997	R	ELIZABETHHURLEY	SEPT 25	STZ
MIAMI HUSTLE	1996	R	KATHYIRELAND	SEPT 25	EXTR	Who needs a plot when you have Kathy?	1	8
THE WATCHER IN THE WOODS	1981	PG	LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON	SEPT 29	HBO
THE GLIMMER MAN	1996	R	MICHELLEJOHNSON	SEPT 20	MAX	Not a glimmer of intelligence. Michelle is in it for about 30 seconds and never looked worse.	0	0
A TIME TO KILL	1996	R	ASHLEYJUDD	SEPT 27	HBO	Excellent movie - great cast and Ashley Judd looks fabulous	8	8
BREATHLESS	1983	NR	VALERIEKAPRISKY	SEPT 28	FLIX	Was there a plot? To me it seemed something like "screw Valerie blue", though who's complaining?	2	8
step by step	TV	TV	STACIKEANAN	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii.	5	10
DOWNHILL WILLIE	1996	PG13	STACIKEANAN	SEPT 25	TMC	Goes downhill fast.	0	6
HENRY AND VERLIN	1994	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	SEPT 19	TRIO
LITTLE TREASURE	1985	R	MARGOTKIDDER	SEPT 17	ACTN
SUPERMAN III	1983	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	SEPT 6	TBS	Superman saves the world	4	5
TRENCHCOAT	1983	PG	MARGOTKIDDER	SEPT 7	MAX
SUPERMAN II	1980	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	SEPT 22	AMC	Superman saves the world	7	7
THE AMITYVILLE HORROR	1979	R	MARGOTKIDDER	SEPT 21	TMC	Typical horror BS.	1	6
PORTRAIT OF A LADY	1996	PG13	NICOLEKIDMAN	SEPT 21	SUND
MALICE	1993	NR	NICOLEKIDMAN	SEPT 6	TNT
UNFAITHFULLY YOURS	1984	PG	NASTASSIAKINSKI	SEPT 21	MAX	Dudley Moore is a screwball in love with Nastassja	6	6
FATHER'S DAY	1997	PG13	NASTASSJAKINSKI	SEPT 29	MAX	Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said.	5	5
PARIS, TEXAS	1984	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	SEPT 3	HBO
CAT PEOPLE	1982	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	SEPT 4	STZ	Odd movie - but Nastassja is rarely overdressed.	7	9
friends			LISAKUDRO	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	6
charlie's angels	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
happy days	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	one episode	NIK-961	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	9
BROKEN PROMISES: TAKING BACK EMILY	1993	NR	CHERYLLADD	SEPT 30	FAM
MURDER AT 1600	1997	R	DIANELANE	SEPT 26	HBO	Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all.	5	5
MAD DOG TIME	1996	R	DIANELANE	SEPT 26	TMC
MY NEW GUN	1992	R	DIANELANE	SEPT 30	SHO
VITAL SIGNS	1990		DIANELANE	SEPT 9	WGN
THE COTTON CLUB	1984	R	DIANELANE	SEPT 26	TMC
CAPE FEAR	1991	R	JESSICALANGE	SEPT 14	USA	De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better.	8	5
MUSIC BOX	1989	PG13	JESSICALANGE	SEPT 22	STZ
TOOTSIE	1982	NR	JESSICALANGE	SEPT 8	TCM/TNT	Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag.	10	9
ALL THAT JAZZ	1979	NR	JESSICALANGE	SEPT 24	FXM
WEIRD SCIENCE	1985		KELLYLEBROCK	SEPT 26	TBS
THE WOMAN IN RED	1984	PG13	KELLYLEBROCK	SEPT 26	FLIX
KANSAS CITY	1996	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	SEPT 28	MAX
THE HUDSUCKER PROXY	1994	NR	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	SEPT 26	SHO
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE	1992	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	SEPT 26	ENC/HBO	Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch	7	6
FLESH & BLOOD	1985	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	SEPT 15	EXTR
GEORGIA	1995	R	JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH	SEPT 29	SHO
the naked truth	TV	TV	TEALEONI	MONDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Yawn.	2	5
THE GLASS CAGE	1996	R	CHARLOTTELEWIS	SEPT 9	MAX/TMC
THE GOLDEN CHILD	1986	NR	CHARLOTTELEWIS	SEPT 27	TNT	Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco.	3	6
THE EVENING STAR	1996	PG13	JULIETTELEWIS	SEPT 25	HBO
WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE	1993	PG13	JULIETTELEWIS	SEPT 28	HBO
CAPE FEAR	1991	R	JULIETTELEWIS	SEPT 14	USA	De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better.	8	8
dynasty	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	DAILY RERUNS	FX
melrose place	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
melrose place	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
FIRESTARTER	1984	NR	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	SEPT 4	STZ	Drew can light my embers any day	8	2
cheers	NA	NR	SHELLEYLONG	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	6
kelly kelly	1998-		SHELLEYLONG	weekly monday 9PM	WGN
A VERY BRADY SEQUEL	1996	PG13	SHELLEYLONG	SEPT 26	MAX
FREAKY FRIDAY	1995	NR	SHELLEYLONG	SEPT 27	DIS
HELLO AGAIN	1987	PG	SHELLEYLONG	SEPT 15	MAX
LOSIN' IT	1983	R	SHELLEYLONG	SEPT 5	HBO
SELENA	1997	PG	JENNIFERLOPEZ	SEPT 27	HBO
U-TURN	1997	R	JENNIFERLOPEZ	SEPT 7	PAY PER VIEW
BLOOD & WINE	1996	R	JENNIFERLOPEZ	SEPT 29	HBO
JACK	1996	PG13	JENNIFERLOPEZ	SEPT 27	STZ	Big boy behaving like little boy - basically the story of the typical american male. Robin Williams saves the script.	5	8
ANACONDA	1997	PG13	JENNIFER LOPEZ	SEPT 30	MAX	if snakes give you nightmares you won't sleep for weeks. Personally, all I could think about was what I'd like Jennifer to do with MY snake.	6	8
melrose place	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
melrose place	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
MICHAEL	1996	PG	ANDIEMACDOWELL	SEPT 27	STZ
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	ANDIEMACDOWELL	SEPT 11	FXM	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	5
A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN	1992	PG	MADONNA	SEPT 30	ENC/FLIX/HBO
TRUTH OR DARE	1991	R	MADONNA	SEPT 25	ENC
DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN	1985	PG13	MADONNA	SEPT 25	TMC/STZ	Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script.	0	5
WHISKEY DOWN	1995	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	SEPT 19	HBO
THIRD DEGREE BURN	1988	NR	VIRGINIAMADSEN	SEPT 29	HBO
LONG GONE	1987	NA	VIRGINIAMADSEN	SEPT 27	STZ
THE HEARST AND DAVIES AFFAIR	1985	NR	VIRGINIAMADSEN	SEPT 30	TRUE
THE ROCK	1996	R	VANESSAMARCIL	SEPT 29	STZ	Nick Cage & Sean Connery battle a madman holding hostages at Alcatraz poised to destroy San Francisco	7	9
THE CHEAP DETECTIVE	1978	PG	ANNMARGRET	SEPT 25	MYST/SHO
C.C. AND COMPANY	1970	PG	ANNMARGRET	SEPT 9	MAX
STAGECOACH	1966		ANNMARGRET	SEPT 14	MAX
VIVA LAS VEGAS	1964	NR	ANNMARGRET	SEPT 15	TCM
BYE BYE BIRDIE	1963	G	ANNMARGRET	SEPT 8	MAX
dynasty	TV	TV	PAMELA SUEMARTIN	DAILY RERUNS	FX
THE BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED	1981		MAUREENMCCORMICK	SEPT 20	FAM
the brady bunch		nr	MAUREENMCCORMICK	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	9
working - 1 episode	1998		DANICAMCKELLAR	NBC - LOCAL		Any excuse to check out Danica in leather!	5	9
HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER	1990	NR	DANICAMCKELLAR	SEPT 11	FAM
BATMAN & ROBIN	1997	PG13	ELLEMCPHERSON	SEPT 30	MAX	Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit	8	5
IF LUCY FELL	1996	R	ELLEMCPHERSON	SEPT 27	TMC
SIRENS	1994	R	ELLEMCPHERSON	SEPT 30	STZ
melrose place	TV	TV	ALYSSAMILANO	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	10
melrose place	TV	TV	ALYSSAMILANO	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	10
BELOW UTOPIA	1997	R	ALYSSAMILANO	SEPT 23	MAX	Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped	3	10
PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 1	1996	R	ALYSSAMILANO	SEPT 25	HBO	Some kind of gangster stuff.	2	7
EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE	1995	R	ALYSSAMILANO	SEPT 5	TNT	Be sure to catch the UNEDITED version, because instead of "Thanks for the memories" you'll be saying "Fangs for the mammaries" as Alyssa shows us her incredible new titties in this otherwise meritless vampire flick.	1	10
the outer limits - one episode	1995	NR	ALYSSAMILANO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL
THE RELIC	1997	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	SEPT 30	HBO	Bizarre tale of a beast turned loose in a museum.	4	7
CARLITO'S WAY	1993	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	SEPT 24	STZ
BIG TOP PEE-WEE	1988	PG	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	SEPT 28	MAX
GI JANE	1997	R	DEMIMOORE	SEPT 30	STZ
DECONSTRUCTING HARRY	1997	R	DEMIMOORE	SEPT 17	PAY PER VIEW
STRIPTEASE	1996	R	DEMIMOORE	SEPT 26	TMC	Unintentionally hysterical story of a stripper - after Demi's awesome assets, Monty Python steals the show.	1	10
INDECENT PROPOSAL	1993	R	DEMIMOORE	SEPT 20	MAX
WE'RE NO ANGELS	1989	NR	DEMIMOORE	SEPT 19	MAX
THE SEVENTH SIGN	1988	NR	DEMIMOORE	SEPT 5	TBS	The end of the world is upon us.	6	3
ONE CRAZY SUMMER	1986	PG	DEMIMOORE	SEPT 22	MAX
PARASITE	1982	R	DEMIMOORE	SEPT 18	MAX
VANYA ON 42ND STREET	1994	PG	JULIANNEMOORE	SEPT 25	IFC
sister sister	NA	NR	TIA & TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM
smart guy	NA	NR	TIA & TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM
THE PAINT JOB	1992	R	BEBENEUWIRTH	SEPT 9	SHO	Bebe is gorgeous!	3	10
TWO OF A KIND	1983	PG	OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN	SEPT 28	MAX	Zzzzzzzz	0	1
GREASE	1978	PG	OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN	SEPT 18	SHO	When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex.	8	10
THE BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED	1981		SUSANOLSEN	SEPT 20	FAM
the brady bunch		nr	SUSANOLSEN	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years.	8	1
GREAT EXPECTATIONS	1998	R	GWYNETHPALTROW	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
THE PALLBEARER	1996	PG13	GWYNETHPALTROW	SEPT 30	LOVE
HARD EIGHT	1995	R	GWYNETHPALTROW	SEPT 29	SUND
FLESH AND BONE	1993	NR	GWYNETHPALTROW	SEPT 30	USA	Good suspense drama.	6	6
TIL THERE WAS YOU	1997	PG13	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	SEPT 28	HBO
EXTREME MEASURES	1996	R	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	SEPT 27	TMC
SUBSTANCE OF FIRE	1996	R	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	SEPT 22	STZ
THE FIRST WIVES CLUB	1996	PG	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	SEPT 29	HBO
IF LUCY FELL	1996	R	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	SEPT 27	TMC
HOCUS POCUS	1993	PG	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	SEPT 16	DIS	Sarah casts her spell - she can ride my broom any day!	7	7
IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE CHILDREN	1992	NR	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	SEPT 19	LIFE
FEARLESS	1993	R	ROSIEPEREZ	SEPT 21	MAX
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP	1992	NR	ROSIEPEREZ	SEPT 9	FXM	Honkies playing basketball	6	8
A THOUSAND ACRES	1997	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	SEPT 23	STZ
TO GILLIAN ON HER 37TH BIRTHDAY	1996	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	SEPT 26	MAX
ONE FINE DAY	1996	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	SEPT 30	HBO
UP CLOSE & PERSONAL	1996	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	SEPT 7	ENC
MARRIED TO THE MOB	1988	NR	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	SEPT 20	COM
THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK	1987		MICHELLEPFEIFFER	SEPT 6	A&E
AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON	1987		MICHELLEPFEIFFER	SEPT 29	TNT
SCARFACE	1983	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	SEPT 26	ENC
B.A.D. CATS	1980		MICHELLEPFEIFFER	SEPT 22	ACTN
different strokes	NA	NR	DANAPLATO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me!	1	8
THE BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED	1981		EVEPLUMB	SEPT 20	FAM
the brady bunch		nr	EVEPLUMB	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	5
DANIELLE STEELE'S FINE THINGS	1990	NR	TRACYPOLLAN	SEPT 7	LIFE
WEDDING BELL BLUES	1996	R	PAULINAPORIZKOVA	SEPT 23	STZ
ADDICTED TO LOVE	1997	R	KELLYPRESTON	SEPT 26	MAX	cute movie - worth a looksee	8	7
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	KELLYPRESTON	SEPT 28	TMC
TWINS	1988	PG	KELLYPRESTON	SEPT 20	TNT/TBS	Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly?	8	10
SPACECAMP	1986	PG	KELLYPRESTON	SEPT 30	HBO	Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle.	5	7
SECRET ADMIRER	1985	NR	KELLYPRESTON	SEPT 24	ENC/TMC	Teen misadventures	2	9
dallas	TV	TV	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
MISTRESS	1987	NR	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	SEPT 15	LIFE
STARSHIP TROOPERS	1997	R	DENISERICHARDS	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
FACE THE MUSIC	1992	NR	MOLLYRINGWALD	SEPT 9	FXM
STRIKE IT RICH	1990	PG	MOLLYRINGWALD	SEPT 24	MAX
PRETTY IN PINK	1986	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	SEPT 26	HBO/STZ
SIXTEEN CANDLES	1984	PG	MOLLYRINGWALD	SEPT 30	LOVE
CONSPIRACY THEORY	1997	R	JULIAROBERTS	SEPT 20	HBO	Stupidity theory is more like it.	1	2
MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING	1997	PG13	JULIAROBERTS	SEPT 26	SHO	Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through.	4	6
MICHAEL COLLINS	1996	R	JULIAROBERTS	SEPT 18	HBO
SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY	1991	NR	JULIAROBERTS	SEPT 2	TBS
STEEL MAGNOLIAS	1989	NR	JULIAROBERTS	SEPT 21	TBS
charlie's angels	TV	TV	TANYAROBERTS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
THE BEASTMASTER	1982	NR	TANYAROBERTS	SEPT 6	TBS	Beautiful girl has Doctor Dolittle-like powers. Tanya - you can master my beast any day.	3	10
ZUMA BEACH	1978	NR	TANYAROBERTS	SEPT 25	LOVE	Almost the whole movie is babes in swimsuits!	0	5
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY	1997	PG13	MIMIROGERS	SEPT 28	STZ	Cute spoof of the James Bond genre	8	5
WEDLOCK	1994	NR	MIMIROGERS	SEPT 18	USA
ADDICTED TO LOVE	1997	R	MEGRYAN	SEPT 26	MAX	cute movie - worth a looksee	8	8
COURAGE UNDER FIRE	1996	R	MEGRYAN	SEPT 26	MAX
FLESH AND BONE	1993	NR	MEGRYAN	SEPT 30	USA	Meg pops out of a cake in her underwear! Can I lick off the icing?	6	10
PRELUDE TO A KISS	1992	NR	MEGRYAN	SEPT 1	FXM	Cute romance story costarring Alec Baldwin	7	9
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY	1989	R	MEGRYAN	SEPT 6	LIFE	Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene!	6	10
THE PRESIDIO	1988	R	MEGRYAN	SEPT 24	STZ
INNERSPACE	1987	NR	MEGRYAN	SEPT 27	ENC/DIS	Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space!	7	8
TOP GUN	1986	PG	MEGRYAN	SEPT 30	HBO/STZ
ALIEN RESURRECTION	1997	R	WINONARYDER	SEPT 17	PAY PER VIEW
LOOKING FOR RICHARD	1996	PG13	WINONARYDER	SEPT 27	TMC
THE CRUCIBLE	1996	PG13	WINONARYDER	SEPT 26	HBO
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA	1992	NR	WINONARYDER	SEPT 27	MAX/STZ
ROBIN COOK'S HARMFUL INTENT	1993		EMMASAMMS	SEPT 20	LIFE
THE SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE	1990	PG13	EMMASAMMS	SEPT 30	HBO/SHO
dynasty	TV	TV	EMMA SAMMS	DAILY RERUNS	FX
just shoot me	TV	TV	LAURASAN GIACOMO	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream.	9	8
QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER	1990	NR	LAURASAN GIACOMO	SEPT 27	TBS
THE MADDENING	1995	NR	MIASARA	SEPT 29	USA
THE POMPATUS OF LOVE	1995	R	MIASARA	SEPT 28	MAX/SHO
QUEENIE	1987		MIASARA	SEPT 19	ROM
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF	1986	PG13	MIASARA	SEPT 24	HBO	High school as it should be	9	10
LEGEND	1985	NR	MIASARA	SEPT 11	TBS
THE CLIENT	1994	R	SUSANSARANDON	SEPT 28	TNT	Gripping tale of a young boy who witnesses a suicide.	8	1
WHITE PALACE	1990	NR	SUSANSARANDON	SEPT 19	TBS
BULL DURHAM	1988	NR	SUSANSARANDON	SEPT 20	COM
THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK	1987		SUSANSARANDON	SEPT 6	A&E
WOMEN OF VALOR	1986	NR	SUSANSARANDON	SEPT 1	LIFE
ATLANTIC CITY	1980	R	SUSANSARANDON	SEPT 22	LOVE
ONE SUMMER LOVE	1976	PG	SUSANSARANDON	SEPT 27	LOVE
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW	1975	NR	SUSANSARANDON	SEPT 8	COM
new love boat	1998-		JOANSEVERANCE	weekly sat 9PM	WGN
IN DARK PLACES	1997	NR	JOANSEVERANCE	SEPT 28	MAX
TREES LOUNGE	1996	R	CHLOESEVIGNY	SEPT 27	SHO
LASSITER	1984	R	JANESEYMOUR	SEPT 23	ACTN
SOMEWHERE IN TIME	1980	PG	JANESEYMOUR	SEPT 18	LOVE
dr. quinn, medicine woman		TV	JANESEYMOUR	WEEKLY SAT 8PM	CBS
cybill	TV	TV	CYBILLSHEPHERD	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	2
THE LONG HOT SUMMER	1985		CYBILLSHEPHERD	SEPT 20	MAX
TAXI DRIVER	1976	R	CYBILLSHEPHERD	SEPT 23	ENC
BEVERLY HILLS NINJA	1997	PG13	NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	SEPT 30	SHO
SPY HARD	1996	PG13	NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	SEPT 26	STZ/WAM
SCRATCH THE SURFACE	1997		BROOKESHIELDS	SEPT 23	SUND
ENDLESS LOVE	1981	R	BROOKESHIELDS	SEPT 29	LOVE
JUST YOU AND ME, KID	1979	PG	BROOKESHIELDS	SEPT 27	WAM
suddenly susan		TV	BROOKESHIELDS	WEEKLY MON 8pm	NBC	Suddenly stupid	1	3
THE BLUE LAGOON	1980	R	BROOKE SHIELDS	SEPT 30	FLIX/LOVE	Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do?	5	10
PALMETTO	1998	R	ELISABETHSHUE	SEPT 26	PAY PER VIEW
DECONSTRUCTING HARRY	1997	R	ELISABETHSHUE	SEPT 17	PAY PER VIEW
THE SAINT	1997	PG13	ELISABETHSHUE	SEPT 30	HBO
THE TRIGGER EFFECT	1996	R	ELISABETHSHUE	SEPT 14	MAX
ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING	1987	PG13	ELISABETHSHUE	SEPT 30	HBO	Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop!	4	8
BATMAN & ROBIN	1997	PG13	ALICIASILVERSTONE	SEPT 30	MAX	Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit	8	9
SPEEDWAY	1968	NR	NANCYSINATRA	SEPT 2	TCM
SUPERGIRL	1984	NR	HELENSLATER	SEPT 11	TBS/WGN	Helen Slater in spandex - what else do you need?	3	9
kate and allie	TV	TV	ALLISONSMITH	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted.	8	10
michael hayes	1998	NR	ALLISONSMITH	one episode	CBS
working - 1 episode	1997		ALLISONSMITH	NBC - LOCAL		Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment	5	7
AT FIRST SIGHT	1995	R	ALLISONSMITH	SEPT 2	COM
SKYSCRAPER	1996	R	ANNA NICOLESMITH	SEPT 28	MAX
melrose place	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	9
ally macbeal	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD	1998	PG13	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
SIDE OUT	1990	PG13	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	SEPT 29	LOVE/SHO
SUMMER SCHOOL	1987	PG	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	SEPT 27	MAX/TMC	Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name.	0	8
three's company	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	7	10
step by step	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing	5	5
candid camera	1998-	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM	CBS
ZUMA BEACH	1978	NR	SUZANNESOMERS	SEPT 25	LOVE	Almost the whole movie is babes in swimsuits!	0	10
THE REPLACEMENT KILLERS	1998	R	MIRASORVINO	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
MIMIC	1997	R	MIRASORVINO	SEPT 30	SHO
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TORISPELLING	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
INVISIBLE MOM	1996	PG	DEE WALLACESTONE	SEPT 26	SHO
THE HOWLING	1981	R	DEE WALLACESTONE	SEPT 28	HBO
SPHERE	1998	PG13	SHARONSTONE	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW
BASIC INSTINCT	1992	R	SHARONSTONE	SEPT 27	TMC	If you like Sharon, this movie will satisfy you - otherwise it is kind of dumb.	4	6
BAD GIRLS	1994	NR	MADELEINESTOWE	SEPT 11	FXM	Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds?	4	6
FACE/OFF	1997	R	DOMENIQUESWAIN	SEPT 29	MAX	Cool flick, and Domenique rocks! Watch this movie, and forever after the song "Papa's got a brand new bag" will get you hot!	9	9
8 HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG	1996	R	KRISTYSWANSON	SEPT 28	HBO	good date movie for Medusa	7	4
THE CHASE	1994		KRISTYSWANSON	SEPT 3	FXM	Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun.	8	8
BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER	1992	NR	KRISTYSWANSON	SEPT 29	FXM	How this movie became a series mystifies me	2	8
FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC	1987	NR	KRISTYSWANSON	SEPT 18	TNT
DEADLY FRIEND	1986	R	KRISTYSWANSON	SEPT 18	TNT/TBS
2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY	1996	R	CHARLIZETHERON	SEPT 27	MAX	worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight	6	8
BURIED SECRETS	1996	NR	TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN	SEPT 17	TNT
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	6
GATTACA	1997	PG13	UMATHIURMAN	SEPT 7	PAY PER VIEW
FORD: THE MAN AND THE MACHINE	1987		HEATHERTHOMAS	SEPT 30	TRUE
young and the restless	TV	TV	MELODYTHOMAS	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
caroline in the city	TV	TV	LEATHOMPSON	MONDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Richard makes this show!	8	1
BACK TO THE FUTURE III	1990	NR	LEATHOMPSON	SEPT 26	USA	Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad!	7	4
BACK TO THE FUTURE II	1989	NR	LEATHOMPSON	SEPT 26	USA	Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad!	8	6
CASUAL SEX?	1988	R	LEATHOMPSON	SEPT 29	TNT	Dumb, but Lea looks great lying naked on the beach!	1	9
SPACECAMP	1986	PG	LEATHOMPSON	SEPT 30	HBO	Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle.	5	5
BACK TO THE FUTURE	1985	NR	LEATHOMPSON	SEPT 20	TNT	Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress	10	8
RED DAWN	1984	NR	LEATHOMPSON	SEPT 13	TNT
JAWS 3	1983	NR	LEATHOMPSON	SEPT 20	USA	No teeth.	2	1
ALL THE RIGHT MOVES	1983	R	LEATHOMPSON	SEPT 29	TBS/TNT	Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE!	1	9
BATMAN & ROBIN	1997	PG13	UMATHURMAN	SEPT 30	MAX	Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit	8	6
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS	1996	R	UMATHURMAN	SEPT 28	STZ
PULP FICTION	1985	R	UMATHURMAN	SEPT 30	PAY PER VIEW	Really depressing and violent flick., and Uma royally fucked up her hair for this one.	0	1
dallas	TV	TV	CHARLENETILTON	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
UNHOOK THE STARS	1996	R	MARISATOMEI	SEPT 20	SHO
RETROACTIVE	1996	R	KYLIETRAVIS	SEPT 23	MAX
JULIAN PO	1997	PG13	ROBINTUNNEY	SEPT 27	MAX/SHO
shania twain in concert	1998		SHANIATWAIN	SEPT 9	PAY PER VIEW
NO CONTEST	1994	NR	SHANNONTWEED	SEPT 23	MAX
SCORNED	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	SEPT 16	USA
NIGHT EYES 3	1993	R	SHANNONTWEED	SEPT 11	USA
NIGHT EYES II	1991	R	SHANNONTWEED	SEPT 11	USA
LAST CALL	1990	NR	SHANNONTWEED	SEPT 25	USA
INVENTING THE ABBOTTS	1997	R	LIVTYLER	SEPT 25	MAX
THAT THING YOU DO!	1996	PG	LIVTYLER	SEPT 24	HBO
HEAVY	1995	R	LIVTYLER	SEPT 29	TMC/MAX
EMPIRE RECORDS	1995	PG13	LIVTYLER	SEPT 30	HBO
AGAINST ALL ODDS	1984	R	RACHELWARD	SEPT 28	HBO/ENC
DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID	1982	PG	RACHELWARD	SEPT 21	MYST
step by step	TV	TV	ANGELAWATSON	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt.	5	10
SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR	1997	NR	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	SEPT 19	SHO
ALIEN RESURRECTION	1997	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	SEPT 17	PAY PER VIEW
GHOSTBUSTERS II	1989		SIGOURNEYWEAVER	SEPT 27	COM	Somewhat less amusing tale of paranormal strife.	5	3
ALIENS	1986	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	SEPT 5	MAX
EYEWITNESS	1981	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	SEPT 17	ENC/FXM
ALIEN	1979	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	SEPT 27	MAX	Will keep you glued to your chair	9	3
THE THREE MUSKETEERS	1974		RAQUELWELCH	SEPT 10	HIST
HANNIE CAULDER	1971	R	RAQUELWELCH	SEPT 28	ACTN
BEDAZZLED	1967	PG	RAQUELWELCH	SEPT 30	FXM/SHO
I'LL TAKE SWEDEN	1965		TUESDAYWELD	SEPT 8	TNT
SOUL FOOD	1997	R	VANESSAWILLIAMS	SEPT 29	HBO
WILDER NAPALM	1993	PG13	DEBRAWINGER	SEPT 28	TMC
LEGAL EAGLES	1986	PG	DEBRAWINGER	SEPT 4	TBS
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT	1983	NR	DEBRAWINGER	SEPT 20	TBS/TNT
AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN	1982	R	DEBRAWINGER	SEPT 20	TBS	one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick	8	5
URBAN COWBOY	1980	PG	DEBRAWINGER	SEPT 21	TBS
FEAR	1996	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	SEPT 11	STZ
cybill	TV	TV	ALICIAWITT	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	8
THE COWBOY AND THE MOVIE STAR	1998	NR	SEANYOUNG	SEPT 21	FAM
THE PROPRIETOR	1996	R	SEANYOUNG	SEPT 30	MAX
WITNESS TO THE EXECUTION	1994	PG13	SEANYOUNG	SEPT 18	HBO	Will hold your interest as you wonder if Tim Daly will and/or deserves to fry in the electric chair	7	3
FATAL INSTINCT	1993	NR	SEANYOUNG	SEPT 15	COM
THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD	1997	PG	RENEZELLWEGER	SEPT 30	LIFE
JERRY MACGUIRE	1996	R	RENEEZELLWEGER	SEPT 27	TMC	Sport agent looking for his first big client lands a bigmouth.	4	5

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