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Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for November, 1998, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:
October, 1998
September, 1998
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July, 1998
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SHOOT TO KILL | 1988 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | NOV 10 | USA | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING | 1989 | KIRSTIEALLEY | NOV 26 | TBS/WGN | ||||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING TOO | 1990 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | NOV 22 | TBS/TNT | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | NOV 30 | HBO | |||
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| CAUGHT | 1996 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | NOV 28 | SHO | |||
| HIDE & SEEK | 1998 | CAROLALT | NOV 28 | FAM | ||||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| THE XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| the xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| COINS IN THE FOUNTAIN | 1990 | LONIANDERSON | NOV 25 | LIFE | ||||
| 3 NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN | 1998 | PG | LONIANDERSON | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BARB WIRE | 1996 | R | PAMELAANDERSON | NOV 28 | SCIFI | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| KING PIN | 1996 | PG13 | VANESSAANGEL | NOV 29 | SHO | |||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER | 1990 | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | NOV 13 | FAM | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | NOV 29 | HBO | |||
| PICTURE PERFECT | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | NOV 30 | HBO | Too bad no one overexposed the film. | 2 | 6 |
| THE OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW 1** | |||
| WILD HEARTS CAN'T BE BROKEN | 1991 | G | GABRIELLEANWAR | NOV 28 | FOX | |||
| BODY SNATCHERS | 1993 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | NOV 25 | STZ | Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier! | 8 | 8 |
| THE GRAVE | 1996 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | NOV 1 | MAX | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | NOV 29 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | NOV 26 | HBO | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 6 |
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| LIFEGUARD | 1976 | PG | ANNEARCHER | NOV 13 | STZ | |||
| GREEN ICE | 1981 | PG | ANNEARCHER | NOV 27 | FLIX | |||
| NARROW MARGIN | 1990 | NR | ANNEARCHER | NOV 29 | TMC | Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted. | 8 | 5 |
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANNEARCHER | NOV 21 | MAX/STZ | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | NOV 27 | SHO | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| NOBODY'S FOOL | 1986 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | NOV 27 | SUND | |||
| AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON | 1987 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | NOV 5 | TNT | ||||
| NEW YORK STORIES | 1989 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | NOV 28 | MAX | ||||
| THE LINGUINI INCIDENT | 1992 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | NOV 30 | SUND | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| A MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | NOV 29 | TMC | |||
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | NOV 29 | TMC/MAX | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| SEA OF LOVE | 1989 | NR | ELLENBARKIN | NOV 28 | USA | Ellen just oozes sex as she climbs Al Pacino's back | 6 | 10 |
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | NOV 24 | TBS | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| MAD DOG TIME | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | NOV 28 | FLIX | |||
| THE FAN | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | NOV 28 | SHO | Robert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste. | 6 | 1 |
| SCRUPLES | 1981 | PRISCILLABARNES | NOV 29 | LOVE | ||||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL | 1982 | PG | DREWBARRYMORE | NOV 22 | TNT | Simply the best movie of all time, but Drew was just a WEE bit too young, even for my taste. | 10 | 5 |
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | NOV 29 | ENC | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 6 |
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | NOV 26 | FXM | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 8 |
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | NOV 29 | ENC | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 1 |
| THE WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | NOV 24 | ROM | |||
| KILLJOY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | NOV 25 | MYST | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN | 1983 | PG | KIMBASINGER | NOV 27 | HBO/STZ | Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond. | 3 | 6 |
| THE MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | KIMBASINGER | NOV 29 | MAX | |||
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | NOV 22 | COM | |||
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | NOV 27 | ENC | |||
| THE MARRYING MAN | 1991 | NR | KIMBASINGER | NOV 3 | WGN | |||
| COOL WORLD | 1992 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | NOV 14 | USA | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | NR | KIMBASINGER | NOV 26 | MAX | |||
| THE REAL MCCOY | 1993 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | NOV 30 | ENC | |||
| L.A. CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIMBASINGER | NOV 27 | HBO | |||
| FLASHDANCE | 1983 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | NOV 23 | SHO/MAX | Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day! | 3 | 10 |
| THE BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | NOV 26 | SHO | |||
| LET IT BE ME | 1995 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | NOV 30 | STZ | |||
| THE SPREE | 1997 | JENNIFERBEALS | NOV 28 | EXTR | ||||
| THE TWILIGHT OF THE GOLDS | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | NOV 27 | SHO | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| MISSION IMPOSSIBLE | 1996 | PG13 | EMMANUELLEBEART | NOV 5 | ABC | This script will self destruct in 10 seconds... | 6 | 6 |
| COLD COMFORT FARM | 1995 | PG | KATEBECKINSALE | NOV 30 | HBO | |||
| HEART LIKE A WHEEL | 1983 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | NOV 26 | ENC | |||
| THE STRANGER | 1987 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | NOV 23 | ENC | |||
| NEEDFUL THINGS | 1993 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | NOV 14 | TNT | |||
| HOMECOMING | 1996 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | NOV 11 | USA | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| THE FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | NOV 20 | MAX | |||
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK-961 | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | NOV 30 | HBO | |||
| IN A CHILD'S NAME | 1991 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | NOV 7 | LIFE | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| THE DETECTIVE | 1968 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | NOV 16 | MAX | ||||
| THE GRASSHOPPER | 1970 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | NOV 29 | FLIX | |||
| END OF THE GAME | 1976 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | NOV 30 | FXM | |||
| THE DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | NOV 21 | MAX | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| THE MAID | 1990 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | NOV 21 | FXM | ||||
| BABY MONITOR: SOUND OF FEAR | 1997 | NR | JOSIEBISSETT | NOV 9 | USA | |||
| EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC | 1977 | R | LINDABLAIR | NOV 28 | ACTN | |||
| ZAPPED AGAIN | 1990 | NA | LINDABLAIR | NOV 26 | TNT | |||
| PREY OF THE JAGUAR | 1996 | R | LINDABLAIR | NOV 23 | MAX | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | NOV 26 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | NOV 29 | HBO | |||
| SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | NOV 29 | HBO | Same deal as speed 1, but on the water in a boat - heck, anything to get Sandra wet! | 5 | 8 |
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMABUNTON | NOV 16 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | NOV 29 | ENC | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 1 |
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | NR | TIACARRERE | NOV 26 | MAX | |||
| HIGH SCHOOL HIGH | 1996 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | NOV 26 | FLIX | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | NOV 20 | TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot. | 9 | 10 |
| PRIVATE SCHOOL | 1983 | R | PHOEBECATES | NOV 25 | ENC | |||
| DROP DEAD FRED | 1991 | NR | PHOEBECATES | NOV 23 | TBS | Phoebe is too cute for words. | 6 | 8 |
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| CAREER OPPORTUNITIES | 1991 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | NOV 26 | LOVE | Jennifer is INCREDIBLE! Ride that pony, honey! | 1 | 10 |
| OF LOVE AND SHADOWS | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | NOV 5 | SHO | |||
| FAR HARBOR | NA | NR | JENNIFERCONNELLY | NOV 25 | HBO | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | COURTENEYCOX | NOV 29 | ENC | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 3 |
| COMMANDMENTS | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | NOV 25 | MAX | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF | 1997 | R | OLIVIAD'ABO | NOV 29 | SHO | |||
| the wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| KICKING AND SCREAMING | 1995 | R | OLIVIADABO | NOV 4 | COM | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S ROMEO & JULIET | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIRDANES | NOV 27 | MAX | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | NOV 26 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | NOV 30 | HBO | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | NOV 26 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| BIG TROUBLE | 1985 | R | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | NOV 26 | IFC | |||
| WIDOW'S KISS | 1996 | R | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | NOV 22 | MAX | |||
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | BEVERLYDANGELO | NOV 22 | HBO | |||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ||||||
| THE ADVENTURES OF MOWGLI | 1996 | NR | DANADELANEY | NOV 1 | MAX | |||
| TEMPTRESS | 1995 | R | KIMDELANEY | NOV 21 | SHO | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | DANADELANY | NOV 30 | FLIX | |||
| EXIT TO EDEN | 1994 | R | DANADELANY | NOV 20 | MAX | Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear | 0 | 8 |
| FLY AWAY HOME | 1996 | PG | DANADELANY | NOV 28 | HBO | This movie will make your spirit soar! The incredibly true tale of a visionary leading a flock of geese on their migration in his plane. Just do yourself a favor and fast forward thru the first 20 minutes of emotional blather. This movie is SO good it will make you forget all about spreading her legs for 2 hours - all you'll want to do is spread your wings! | 10 | 4 |
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | NOV 16 | COM | |||
| THE WINNER | 1996 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | NOV 30 | EXTR | |||
| THE CON | 1997 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | NOV 3 | USA | |||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | NOV 7 | TBS | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | NOV 17 | ROM | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| AFTERBURN | 1992 | R | LAURADERN | NOV 27 | HBO | |||
| JURASSIC PARK | 1993 | LAURADERN | NOV 29 | NBC | A lizard blizard! I wouldn't mind giving Laura a Jurassic pork! | 6 | 5 | |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | LAURADERN | NOV 28 | SHO | |||
| HEAD ABOVE WATER | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | NOV 29 | MAX | |||
| FEELING MINNESOTA | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | NOV 23 | MAX | |||
| A LIFE LESS ORDINARY | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | NOV 27 | MAX | |||
| THE BLACK WHIP | 1956 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | NOV 26 | WSTN | |||
| THE SINS OF RACHEL CADE | 1961 | ANGIEDICKINSON | NOV 14 | AMC | ||||
| POINT BLANK | 1967 | ANGIEDICKINSON | NOV 17 | AMC | ||||
| THE NORLISS TAPES | 1973 | ANGIEDICKINSON | NOV 27 | FXM | ||||
| POLICE STORY: THE FREEWAY KILLINGS | 1987 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | NOV 24 | ACTN | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| DOCTOR DETROIT | 1983 | R | DONNADIXON | NOV 10 | STZ | |||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | NOV 26 | HBO | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| BIG NIGHT | 1996 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | NOV 30 | TMC | Yawn | 1 | 1 |
| JUMANJI | 1995 | PG | KIRSTENDUNST | NOV 26 | FOX | Personnally I enjoyed this tale of a boardgame gone berserk. | 8 | 9 |
| FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT | 1998 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | NOV 27 | LIFE | |||
| CHASERS | 1994 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | NOV 14 | TNT | Funny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back! | 9 | 10 |
| ANOTHER 91/2 WEEKS | NA | R | ANGIEEVERHART | NOV 22 | TMC | |||
| MOB BOSS | 1990 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | NOV 16 | COM | |||
| SATURN 3 | 1980 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | NOV 14 | TNT | |||
| THE APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT | 1977 | NR | SALLYFIELD | NOV 28 | TBS | |||
| HOOPER | 1978 | PG | SALLYFIELD | NOV 20 | MAX | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | NOV 30 | ENC/FXM/SHO | ||||
| ABSENCE OF MALICE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | NOV 17 | USA | |||
| MURPHY'S ROMANCE | 1985 | NR | SALLYFIELD | NOV 28 | ENC/HBO | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | SALLYFIELD | NOV 8 | WGN | |||
| MRS. DOUBTFIRE | 1993 | SALLYFIELD | NOV 25 | FOX | Robin Williams is a scream when he dresses as a woman to spend time with his kids & exwife disguised as their housekeeper. | 10 | 2 | |
| STAR WARS | 1977 | PG | CARRIEFISHER | NOV 14 | WGN | Sci fi heaven. Carrie plays Princess Lay-her. | 9 | 9 |
| THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK | 1980 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | NOV 26 | SCIFI | Sci fi supremacy. This ain't no cave! | 9 | 9 |
| THE BLUES BROTHERS | 1980 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | NOV 28 | TBS | |||
| RETURN OF THE JEDI | 1983 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | NOV 26 | SCIFI | Fantastic Sci fi | 9 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE | 1988 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | NOV 25 | COM | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | NOV 29 | MAX/MYST/EXTR | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 7 |
| LITTLE BUDDHA | 1993 | PG | BRIDGETFONDA | NOV 21 | ENC | |||
| JACKIE BROWN | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | JODIEFOSTER | NOV 30 | ENC/ACTN | |||
| CANDLESHOE | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | NOV 13 | DIS | |||
| FOXES | 1980 | JODIEFOSTER | NOV 19 | TNT | ||||
| THE HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | JODIEFOSTER | NOV 24 | TMC | |||
| THE ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | NOV 23 | HBO | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| SOMMERSBY | 1993 | PG13 | JODIEFOSTER | NOV 23 | MAX | |||
| CONTACT | 1997 | PG | JODIEFOSTER | NOV 28 | MAX | Slow moving, but inspiring! | 8 | 5 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | SADIEFROST | NOV 29 | ENC/FLIX | |||
| OH, GOD! | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | NOV 19 | MAX | Cute movie - George Burns plays God, trying to convince John Denver that he is indeed the almighty, and John in turn tries to convince the rest of the planet to clean up its act because God said so. Added bonus: Teri looks wonderful in a nightie! | 8 | 10 |
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | NOV 28 | HBO | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| FIRSTBORN | 1984 | TERIGARR | NOV 4 | TBS | ||||
| LET IT RIDE | 1989 | TERIGARR | NOV 27 | USA | How can I not love a horse racing movie? | 6 | 5 | |
| SHORT TIME | 1990 | TERIGARR | NOV 27 | COM | ||||
| MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD | 1992 | TERIGARR | NOV 24 | TBS | ||||
| POWER 98 | 1995 | R | JENNIEGARTH | NOV 2 | HBO | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | NOV 30 | HBO | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY | 1994 | TRACEYGOLD | NOV 29 | LIFE | ||||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | NOV 11 | MAX | ||||
| THE PERFECT DAUGHTER | 1996 | NR | TRACEYGOLD | NOV 17 | USA | |||
| DIRTY LITTLE SECRET | 1998 | NR | TRACEYGOLD | NOV 6 | USA | |||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | NOV 26 | TBS | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| AN OCCASIONAL HELL | 1996 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | NOV 14 | MAX | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | NOV 30 | MAX | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| WIND | 1992 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | NOV 22 | MAX/SHO | |||
| RED MEAT | 1996 | JENNIFERGREY | NOV 29 | SUND | ||||
| SOMETHING WILD | 1986 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | NOV 29 | COM | |||
| PARADISE | 1991 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | NOV 11 | WGN | ||||
| BORN YESTERDAY | 1993 | PG | MELANIEGRIFFITH | NOV 24 | MAX | |||
| BUFFALO GIRLS | 1995 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | NOV 28 | LIFE | ||||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| SUMMER LOVERS | 1982 | R | DARYLHANNAH | NOV 28 | LOVE | Sex on the beach - WOW! | 1 | 10 |
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | NOV 26 | MAX | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| FAMILY REUNION: A RELATIVE NIGHTMARE | 1997 | NR | MELISSA JOANHART | NOV 1 | DIS | |||
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| FIRE: TRAPPED ON THE 37TH FLOOR | 1991 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | NOV 26 | TRUE | |||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| 2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | TERIHATCHER | NOV 21 | HBO | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| JOYRIDE | 1997 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | NOV 28 | MAX/SHO | Amy provides the only joy. | 1 | 8 |
| $ | 1972 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | NOV 16 | A&E | |||
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | NOV 29 | HBO | |||
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | NOV 29 | MAX | |||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | NOV 24 | MAX | |||
| WILDCATS | 1986 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | NOV 28 | TBS/TNT | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | NOV 26 | TBS | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | NOV 30 | FLIX | |||
| DEATH BECOMES HER | 1992 | PG13 | GOLDIEHAWN | NOV 21 | USA/SCIFI | Cute fountain of youth fable. | 7 | 5 |
| THE FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | NOV 20 | MAX | |||
| BREAKING UP | 1995 | R | SALMAHAYEK | NOV 30 | MAX | |||
| FLED | 1996 | R | SALMAHAYEK | NOV 27 | SHO | Salma is her cute feisty best in this fast moving action flick. | 6 | 7 |
| FOOLS RUSH IN | 1997 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | NOV 30 | MAX | Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable. | 1 | 7 |
| MAXIMUM RISK | 1996 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | NOV 22 | MAX | |||
| ADRENALIN: FEAR THE RUSH | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | NOV 29 | TMC | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| TROJAN WAR | 1993 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | NOV 16 | MAX | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | NOV 30 | HBO | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| THE RAZOR'S EDGE | 1984 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | NOV 22 | MAX | |||
| LAGUNA HEAT | 1987 | NR | CATHERINEHICKS | NOV 28 | MYST | |||
| 7th heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| THE PREACHER'S WIFE | 1996 | PG | WHITNEYHOUSTON | NOV 21 | STZ | |||
| PROJECT X | 1987 | PG | HELENHUNT | NOV 19 | MAX | Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! - tale of government exploitation of monkeys with Matthew Broderick & Helen as the good guys. | 10 | 9 |
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | HELENHUNT | NOV 15 | ROM | |||
| IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS | 1993 | NR | HELENHUNT | NOV 5 | TNT | |||
| TWISTER | 1996 | PG13 | HELENHUNT | NOV 15 | NBC | Helen Hunt gives the blow job of her life. | 3 | 8 |
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | NOV 28 | STZ | |||
| ALWAYS | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | NOV 2 | SCIFI | |||
| ANIMAL BEHAVIOR | 1989 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | NOV 22 | ENC | |||
| ADV. OF THE ALLEGED CHEERLEADER-MURDERING MOM | 1993 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | NOV 20 | HBO | |||
| HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS | 1995 | PG13 | HOLLYHUNTER | NOV 26 | ABC | |||
| CRASH | 1997 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | NOV 29 | IFC | |||
| SHAMELESS | 1996 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | NOV 27 | SHO | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | NOV 29 | ENC | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 8 |
| MIAMI HUSTLE | 1996 | R | KATHYIRELAND | NOV 25 | TMC | Who needs a plot when you have Kathy? | 1 | 8 |
| MANNY AND LO | 1996 | R | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | NOV 26 | SHO | |||
| THE WATCHER IN THE WOODS | 1981 | PG | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | NOV 9 | MAX | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | NOV 7 | COM | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| GENUINE RISK | 1990 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | NOV 29 | ACTN | |||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANETJONES | NOV 27 | STZ/MAX | |||
| RUBY IN PARADISE | 1993 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | NOV 21 | IFC | |||
| NORMAL LIFE | 1996 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | NOV 22 | MAX | |||
| KISS THE GIRLS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | NOV 27 | HBO | Ashley as a sex slave - our dreams fulfilled! Unfortunately this movie doesn't live up to its true potential. | 6 | 8 |
| BREATHLESS | 1983 | NR | VALERIEKAPRISKY | NOV 23 | STZ/TMC | Was there a plot? To me it seemed something like "screw Valerie blue", though who's complaining? | 2 | 8 |
| DOWNHILL WILLIE | 1996 | PG13 | STACIKEANAN | NOV 28 | MAX/TMC | Goes downhill fast. | 0 | 6 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| ADAM BEDE | 1992 | NR | PATSYKENSIT | NOV 19 | ROM | |||
| BITTER HARVEST | 1993 | R | PATSYKENSIT | NOV 8 | USA | |||
| THE AMITYVILLE HORROR | 1979 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | NOV 27 | ACTN | Typical horror BS. | 1 | 6 |
| WILLIE AND PHIL | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | NOV 27 | LOVE | |||
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | NOV 19 | AMC | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| THE GLITTER DOME | 1984 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | NOV 28 | HBO | |||
| LITTLE TREASURE | 1985 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | NOV 27 | STZ | |||
| BODY OF EVIDENCE | 1988 | MARGOTKIDDER | NOV 30 | USA | ||||
| FAR AND AWAY | 1992 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | NOV 16 | USA | |||
| PORTRAIT OF A LADY | 1996 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | NOV 27 | SHO | |||
| THE PEACEMAKER | 1997 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | NOV 26 | HBO | |||
| THE HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | NASTASSIAKINSKI | NOV 24 | TMC | |||
| UNFAITHFULLY YOURS | 1984 | PG | NASTASSIAKINSKI | NOV 16 | HBO | Dudley Moore is a screwball in love with Nastassja | 6 | 6 |
| CAT PEOPLE | 1982 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | NOV 30 | ACTN | Odd movie - but Nastassja is rarely overdressed. | 7 | 9 |
| PARIS, TEXAS | 1984 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | NOV 13 | MAX | |||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | NOV 26 | HBO | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| ONE NIGHT STAND | 1997 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | NOV 27 | STZ | |||
| ANNA | 1987 | PG13 | SALLYKIRKLAND | NOV 18 | ENC | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | LISAKUDROW | NOV 19 | STZ | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 8 |
| THE GRACE KELLY STORY | 1983 | NR | CHERYLLADD | NOV 4 | A&E | |||
| PURPLE HEARTS | 1984 | CHERYLLADD | NOV 13 | TNT | ||||
| CROSSINGS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | NOV 14 | LOVE | |||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | NOV 28 | ROM | |||
| A DEATH IN CALIFORNIA | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | NOV 23 | TNT | |||
| BLUEGRASS | 1987 | NR | CHERYLLADD | NOV 4 | MAX | |||
| FULFILLMENT | 1989 | NR | CHERYLLADD | NOV 26 | LOVE | |||
| PERFECT LITTLE ANGELS | 1998 | CHERYLLADD | NOV 23 | FAM | ||||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK-961 | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| THE COTTON CLUB | 1984 | R | DIANELANE | NOV 30 | FLIX | |||
| MY NEW GUN | 1992 | R | DIANELANE | NOV 30 | TMC | |||
| MAD DOG TIME | 1996 | R | DIANELANE | NOV 28 | FLIX | |||
| MURDER AT 1600 | 1997 | R | DIANELANE | NOV 27 | MAX | Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all. | 5 | 5 |
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICALANGE | NOV 27 | MAX | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| ALL THAT JAZZ | 1979 | NR | JESSICALANGE | NOV 23 | FXM | |||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JESSICALANGE | NOV 5 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 5 |
| O PIONEERS! | 1992 | NR | JESSICALANGE | NOV 15 | WAM | |||
| A THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JESSICALANGE | NOV 20 | STZ | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| THE WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | NOV 28 | SHOW | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | NOV 20 | TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties. | 9 | 10 |
| FLESH & BLOOD | 1985 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | NOV 29 | SUND | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | NOV 29 | MAX/MYST/EXTR | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| THE HUDSUCKER PROXY | 1994 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | NOV 29 | TNT | |||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | NOV 30 | BRAVO | |||
| KANSAS CITY | 1996 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | NOV 20 | STZ/SHO | |||
| BASTARD OUT OF CAROLINA | 1996 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | NOV 15 | SHO | |||
| WASHINGTON SQUARE | 1997 | PG | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | NOV 24 | STZ | |||
| GEORGIA | 1995 | R | JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH | NOV 21 | SUND | |||
| the naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| TOO YOUNG TO DIE | 1990 | NR | JULIETTELEWIS | NOV 27 | LIFE | |||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | NOV 5 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 8 |
| THAT NIGHT | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | NOV 30 | STZ | |||
| NATURAL BORN KILLERS | 1994 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | NOV 16 | SHO | Really tough to watch - very negative movie. | 2 | 2 |
| STRANGE DAYS | 1995 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | NOV 21 | SCIFI | |||
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | NOV 29 | ENC | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 2 |
| ROCK N ROLL MOM | 1988 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | NOV 8 | DIS | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| THE MONEY PIT | 1986 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | NOV 27 | TNT | Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing. | 8 | 2 |
| HELLO AGAIN | 1987 | PG | SHELLEYLONG | NOV 28 | HBO | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1995 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | NOV 22 | DIS | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| ANACONDA | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOPEZ | NOV 27 | HBO | if snakes give you nightmares you won't sleep for weeks. Personally, all I could think about was what I'd like Jennifer to do with MY snake. | 6 | 8 |
| THE BRIDE IN BLACK | 1990 | SUSANLUCCI | NOV 18 | LIFE | ||||
| DOUBLE EDGE | 1992 | SUSANLUCCI | NOV 1 | LIFE | ||||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | NOV 24 | WGN | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 7 |
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | NOV 1 | TBS | |||
| HUDSON HAWK | 1991 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | NOV 14 | TBS | Better than most box office flops | 4 | 1 |
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | NOV 26 | FXM | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 5 |
| FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | NOV 7 | USA | |||
| END OF VIOLENCE | 1997 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | NOV 24 | SHO | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | NOV 27 | SHO | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | NOV 30 | MAX/SHO/STZ | |||
| EVITA | 1996 | PG | MADONNA | NOV 15 | STZ | |||
| ELECTRIC DREAMS | 1984 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | NOV 20 | TBS | Guy loves girl, but computer loves guy! A really cute movie - and proof that Virginia can get even a PC drive overly hard. | 10 | 8 | |
| CREATOR | 1985 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | NOV 26 | BRVO | A SUPERB movie! Inspiring and wonderful - if you are in a bad mood, this movie will fix it! | 10 | 10 |
| THE ROCK | 1996 | R | VANESSAMARCIL | NOV 30 | ACTN | Nick Cage & Sean Connery battle a madman holding hostages at Alcatraz poised to destroy San Francisco | 7 | 9 |
| ONCE A THIEF | 1965 | NR | ANNMARGRET | NOV 18 | TCM | |||
| MADE IN PARIS | 1966 | NR | ANNMARGRET | NOV 19 | TCM | |||
| STAGECOACH | 1966 | ANNMARGRET | NOV 23 | MAX | ||||
| TOMMY | 1975 | PG | ANNMARGRET | NOV 23 | HBO | |||
| THE RETURN OF THE SOLDIER | 1981 | NR | ANNMARGRET | NOV 1 | AMC | |||
| WHO WILL LOVE MY CHILDREN? | 1983 | NR | ANNMARGRET | NOV 24 | FAM | |||
| 52 PICK-UP | 1986 | ANNMARGRET | NOV 14 | TBS | Good blackmail plot. | 6 | 3 | |
| FOLLOWING HER HEART | 1994 | ANNMARGRET | NOV 25 | LIFE | ||||
| LIFE OF THE PARTY: THE PAMELA HARRIMAN STORY | 1998 | ANNMARGRET | NOV 1 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | NOV 30 | COM | ||||
| MY LITTLE GIRL | 1986 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | NOV 27 | LIFE | ||||
| RADIOLAND MURDERS | 1994 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | NOV 26 | MYST | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | NOV 26 | FXM | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| LIFEFORCE | 1985 | R | MATHILDAMAY | NOV 27 | MAX | Starts out good, but runs out of script. But WHO CARES? Mathilda shows us PLENTY of what made her a star. | 4 | 10 |
| PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR 1994: JENNY MCCARTHY | 1994 | R | JENNYMCCARTHY | NOV 26 | PLAYBOY | |||
| the brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| THE BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | MAUREENMCCORMICK | NOV 20 | FAM | ||||
| BRADY 500 | 1990 | MAUREENMCCORMICK | NOV 22 | FAM | ||||
| the wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER | 1990 | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | NOV 13 | FAM | |||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| MOMENT OF TRUTH: JUSTICE FOR ANNIE | NA | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | NOV 12 | LIFE | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ELLEMCPHERSON | NOV 28 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 5 |
| the outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| BELOW UTOPIA | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | NOV 19 | MAX | Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped | 3 | 10 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| THE FRESHMAN | 1990 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | NOV 25 | TBS | Hysterical tale of blackmarket gourmet delights. | 10 | 5 |
| CARLITO'S WAY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | NOV 27 | ENC | |||
| WITCH HUNT | 1994 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | NOV 23 | HBO | Script hunt | 0 | 1 |
| THE RELIC | 1997 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | NOV 30 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a beast turned loose in a museum. Worth seeing just for the scene where the beast tries to stick his essence down Penelope's lovely throat. | 4 | 7 |
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | NOV 7 | COM | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| WISDOM | 1986 | R | DEMIMOORE | NOV 21 | MAX | |||
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | NOV 27 | HBO | |||
| THE SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | NR | DEMIMOORE | NOV 3 | TBS | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| THE BUTCHER'S WIFE | 1991 | PG13 | DEMIMOORE | NOV 2 | SCIFI | 3 | 4 | |
| INDECENT PROPOSAL | 1993 | R | DEMIMOORE | NOV 24 | HBO | Great unrealized potential as Robert Redford offers $1 mil for 1 night with Demi Moore | 4 | 4 |
| THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK | 1997 | JULIANNEMOORE | NOV 1 | FOX | Lizard blizard revisited. I wouldn't mind giving Julianne a Jurassic pork! | 6 | 6 | |
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| THE PAINT JOB | 1992 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | NOV 30 | MYST | Bebe is gorgeous! | 3 | 10 |
| JUMANJI | 1995 | PG | BEBENEUWIRTH | NOV 26 | FOX | Personnally I enjoyed this tale of a boardgame gone berserk. | 8 | 6 |
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | NOV 30 | HBO | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| TWO OF A KIND | 1983 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | NOV 30 | HBO | Zzzzzzzz | 0 | 1 |
| A MOM FOR CHRISTMAS | 1990 | NR | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | NOV 30 | DIS | |||
| the brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| THE BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | SUSANOLSEN | NOV 20 | FAM | ||||
| BRADY 500 | 1990 | SUSANOLSEN | NOV 22 | FAM | ||||
| HARD EIGHT | 1995 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | NOV 21 | TMC | The eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day! | 0 | 7 |
| THE PALLBEARER | 1996 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | NOV 9 | ENC | |||
| EMMA | 1996 | PG | GWYNETHPALTROW | NOV 30 | STZ | |||
| A PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GREAT EXPECTATIONS | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | NOV 26 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FLY AWAY HOME | 1996 | PG | ANNAPAQUIN | NOV 28 | HBO | This movie will make your spirit soar! The incredibly true tale of a visionary leading a flock of geese on their migration in his plane. Just do yourself a favor and fast forward thru the first 20 minutes of emotional blather. This movie is SO good it will make you forget all about spreading her legs for 2 hours - all you'll want to do is spread your wings! | 10 | 2 |
| EXTREME MEASURES | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | NOV 21 | TMC | |||
| THE FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | NOV 20 | MAX | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | NOV 26 | HBO | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 4 |
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | NOV 29 | HBO | |||
| NIGHT ON EARTH | 1991 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | NOV 26 | IFC | If you sit through this one you are stronger than I am. | 0 | 0 |
| THE CHILDREN NOBODY WANTED | 1981 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | NOV 28 | TRUE | |||
| SCARFACE | 1983 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | NOV 13 | ACTN | |||
| AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON | 1987 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | NOV 5 | TNT | ||||
| MARRIED TO THE MOB | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | NOV 23 | COM | |||
| FRANKIE AND JOHNNY | 1991 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | NOV 18 | USA | |||
| LOVE FIELD | 1992 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | NOV 20 | LIFE | ||||
| ONE FINE DAY | 1996 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | NOV 14 | MAX | |||
| TO GILLIAN ON HER 37TH BIRTHDAY | 1996 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | NOV 24 | HBO | |||
| A THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | NOV 20 | STZ | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| the brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| THE BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | EVEPLUMB | NOV 20 | FAM | ||||
| BRADY 500 | 1990 | EVEPLUMB | NOV 22 | FAM | ||||
| THE ABDUCTION OF KARI SWENSON | 1987 | NR | TRACYPOLLAN | NOV 16 | LIFE | |||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S FINE THINGS | 1990 | NR | TRACYPOLLAN | NOV 14 | LIFE | |||
| ANNA | 1987 | PG13 | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | NOV 18 | ENC | |||
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | NOV 30 | STZ | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | NOV 26 | HBO | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 5 |
| THE NAKED GUN 2 1/2: THE SMELL OF FEAR | 1991 | PG13 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | NOV 29 | HBO | |||
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | NOV 30 | HBO | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | NOV 15 | ROM | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | NOV 28 | SHO | |||
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | KELLYPRESTON | NOV 26 | HBO | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 7 |
| NOT JUST ANOTHER AFFAIR | 1982 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | NOV 26 | LOVE | |||
| MISTRESS | 1987 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | NOV 22 | LIFE | |||
| SPARKS: THE PRICE OF PASSION | 1990 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | NOV 19 | LIFE | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SIXTEEN CANDLES | 1984 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | NOV 28 | ENC | |||
| THE BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | NOV 27 | TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| PRETTY IN PINK | 1986 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | NOV 12 | MAX | |||
| STRIKE IT RICH | 1990 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | NOV 25 | HBO | |||
| FACE THE MUSIC | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | NOV 13 | FXM | |||
| STEPHEN KING'S THE STAND | 1994 | MOLLYRINGWALD | NOV 13 | SCIFI | Excellent, but drawn out, King tale | 7 | 6 | |
| TWICE UPON A TIME | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | NOV 21 | LIFE | ||||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | NOV 8 | WGN | |||
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | JULIAROBERTS | NOV 26 | TBS/WGN | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| MICHAEL COLLINS | 1996 | R | JULIAROBERTS | NOV 21 | MAX | |||
| CONSPIRACY THEORY | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | NOV 28 | MAX | Stupidity theory is more like it. | 1 | 2 |
| BODY SLAM | 1987 | PG | TANYAROBERTS | NOV 27 | ACTN | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME | 1987 | R | MIMIROGERS | NOV 30 | HBO | Mimi is under police protection, and ends up under her protector! | 5 | 9 |
| DESPERATE HOURS | 1990 | MIMIROGERS | NOV 2 | TBS | ||||
| THE RAPTURE | 1991 | R | MIMIROGERS | NOV 20 | IFC | |||
| IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE | 1995 | MIMIROGERS | NOV 15 | LIFE | ||||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | NOV 29 | ENC | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 5 |
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | NOV 15 | COM | |||
| INNERSPACE | 1987 | NR | MEGRYAN | NOV 15 | FAM | Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space! | 7 | 8 |
| D.O.A. | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | NOV 24 | HBO | Meg is AWESOME! - Watch this movie and you'll get a hardon every time you hear the song "Rebel Yell" | 7 | 9 |
| THE PRESIDIO | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | NOV 15 | MAX | |||
| PRELUDE TO A KISS | 1992 | NR | MEGRYAN | NOV 30 | FXM | Cute romance story costarring Alec Baldwin | 7 | 9 |
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | MEGRYAN | NOV 26 | HBO | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 8 |
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| EDWARD SCISSORHANDS | 1990 | NR | WINONARYDER | NOV 8 | WGN | Strangely entertaining | 7 | 7 |
| NIGHT ON EARTH | 1991 | R | WINONARYDER | NOV 26 | IFC | If you sit through this one you are stronger than I am. | 0 | 0 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | WINONARYDER | NOV 29 | ENC/FLIX | |||
| BOYS | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | NOV 8 | STZ | |||
| LOOKING FOR RICHARD | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | NOV 30 | SHO | |||
| THE CRUCIBLE | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | NOV 14 | MAX | |||
| THE SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE | 1990 | PG13 | EMMASAMMS | NOV 29 | MAX/SHO | |||
| DELIRIOUS | 1991 | NR | EMMASAMMS | NOV 15 | COM | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| SEX, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPE | 1989 | R | LAURASAN GIACOMO | NOV 24 | WGN | Kinky tale of a guy taping babes confessing their sex secrets and fantasies | 7 | 9 |
| STEPHEN KING'S THE STAND | 1994 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | NOV 13 | SCIFI | Excellent, but drawn out, King tale - Laura is sexy, but they got her hair color all wrong. | 7 | 7 | |
| NINA TAKES A LOVER | 1994 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | NOV 14 | LIFE | ||||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | NOV 30 | MAX | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| THE POMPATUS OF LOVE | 1995 | R | MIASARA | NOV 11 | SHO | |||
| THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW | 1975 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | NOV 28 | COM | |||
| ONE SUMMER LOVE | 1976 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | NOV 25 | ENC | |||
| SOMETHING SHORT OF PARADISE | 1979 | SUSANSARANDON | NOV 13 | ROM | ||||
| THE BUDDY SYSTEM | 1984 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | NOV 23 | ROM | |||
| COMPROMISING POSITIONS | 1985 | NA | SUSANSARANDON | NOV 17 | MAX | |||
| WHITE PALACE | 1990 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | NOV 7 | TNT | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| the greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| IN DARK PLACES | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | NOV 3 | MAX | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| TREES LOUNGE | 1996 | R | CHLOESEVIGNY | NOV 23 | SHO | |||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| OH, HEAVENLY DOG! | 1980 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | NOV 29 | WGN | |||
| OBSESSED WITH A MARRIED WOMAN | 1985 | JANESEYMOUR | NOV 3 | LIFE | ||||
| CROSSINGS | 1985 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | NOV 14 | LOVE | |||
| HEAD OFFICE | 1986 | JANESEYMOUR | NOV 18 | COM | ||||
| AT LONG LAST LOVE | 1975 | G | CYBILLSHEPHERD | NOV 14 | MAX | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | CYBILLSHEPHERD | NOV 30 | ENC/ACTN | |||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | NOV 15 | COM | |||
| THE LONG HOT SUMMER | 1985 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | NOV 15 | MAX | ||||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| DECEPTIONS | 1990 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | NOV 27 | STZ | |||
| BEVERLY HILLS NINJA | 1997 | PG13 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | NOV 26 | EXTR | |||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| JUST YOU AND ME, KID | 1979 | PG | BROOKESHIELDS | NOV 28 | ENC | |||
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | NOV 30 | ENC | |||
| BRENDA STARR | 1992 | PG | BROOKESHIELDS | NOV 11 | DIS | |||
| THE BLUE LAGOON | 1980 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | NOV 21 | TMC | Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do? | 5 | 10 |
| ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING | 1987 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | NOV 24 | MAX | Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop! | 4 | 8 |
| THE TRIGGER EFFECT | 1996 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | NOV 11 | HBO | |||
| THE SAINT | 1997 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | NOV 26 | MAX | |||
| PALMETTO | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | NOV 16 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | NOV 28 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 9 |
| EXCESS BAGGAGE | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | NOV 29 | MAX | |||
| GADGETMAN | 1996 | MARINASIRTIS | NOV 27 | SHO | ||||
| THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | NOV 30 | TBS/TNT | |||
| LASSIE | 1994 | NR | HELENSLATER | NOV 26 | MAX | |||
| NO WAY BACK | 1996 | R | HELENSLATER | NOV 21 | MAX | |||
| HIDE & SEEK | 1998 | HELENSLATER | NOV 28 | FAM | ||||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR 93 | 1993 | R | ANNA NICOLESMITH | NOV 26 | PLAYBOY | |||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | NOV 9 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| RAGE OF ANGELS | 1983 | JACLYNSMITH | NOV 18 | ROM | ||||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S FAMILY ALBUM | 1994 | JACLYNSMITH | NOV 29 | LIFE | ||||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| SWEET NOTHING | 1995 | R | MIRASORVINO | NOV 27 | MAX | |||
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | NOV 19 | STZ | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 9 |
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | NOV 30 | TMC | |||
| THE REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | NOV 16 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| THE HOWLING | 1981 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | NOV 12 | MAX | |||
| E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL | 1982 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | NOV 22 | TNT | Simply the best movie of all time | 10 | 5 |
| INVISIBLE MOM | 1996 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | NOV 28 | SHO | |||
| ALLAN QUATERMAIN AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD | 1987 | PG | SHARONSTONE | NOV 14 | WGN | If you liked Raiders of The Lost Ark, this flick is for you! And Sharon was still young and uncorrupted by Hollywood money & glamour boys. | 7 | 5 |
| TEARS IN THE RAIN | 1988 | NR | SHARONSTONE | NOV 30 | ROM | |||
| HE SAID, SHE SAID | 1991 | SHARONSTONE | NOV 28 | WGN | ||||
| BASIC INSTINCT | 1992 | R | SHARONSTONE | NOV 15 | FLIX | If you like Sharon, this movie will satisfy you - otherwise it is kind of dumb. | 4 | 6 |
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | NOV 26 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS | 1992 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | NOV 14 | FXM | |||
| BAD GIRLS | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | NOV 26 | FXM | Who needs a plot when you have these fine fillies mounting their steeds? | 4 | 6 |
| FACE/OFF | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | NOV 28 | HBO | Cool flick, and Domenique rocks! Watch this movie, and forever after the song "Papa's got a brand new bag" will get you hot! | 9 | 9 |
| DEADLY FRIEND | 1986 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | NOV 28 | TNT | |||
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | NOV 20 | COM | |||
| 8 HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | NOV 15 | MAX | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| 2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | NOV 21 | HBO | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| A KILLER AMONG FRIENDS | 1991 | NR | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | NOV 1 | TRUE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | NOV 30 | HBO | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| ALL THE RIGHT MOVES | 1983 | R | LEATHOMPSON | NOV 28 | FXM | Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE! | 1 | 9 |
| HOWARD THE DUCK | 1986 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | NOV 29 | TNT | I must be quacking up - I didn't hate this movie as much as everyone else did. | 6 | 8 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | NOV 30 | HBO | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | LEATHOMPSON | NOV 20 | MAX | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE II | 1989 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | NOV 9 | SCIFI | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 8 | 6 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE III | 1990 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | NOV 9 | SCIFI | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 7 | 4 |
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| ROBIN HOOD | 1991 | NA | UMATHURMAN | NOV 29 | WGN | |||
| EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES | 1994 | R | UMATHURMAN | NOV 27 | IFC | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | NOV 28 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 6 |
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| UNHOOK THE STARS | 1996 | R | MARISATOMEI | NOV 27 | SHO | |||
| RETROACTIVE | 1996 | R | KYLIETRAVIS | NOV 27 | HBO | |||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | NOV 28 | MAX/SHO/STZ | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | TANYATUCKER | NOV 24 | ROM | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | NOV 22 | TMC | |||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW 1** | |||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | NOV 23 | EXTR | |||
| STORMY NIGHTS | 1997 | NR | SHANNONTWEED | NOV 2 | MAX | |||
| INDECENT BEHAVIOR FOUR | 1997 | SHANNONTWEED | NOV 11 | MAX | ||||
| NAKED LIES | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW 1** | |||
| HEAVY | 1995 | R | LIVTYLER | NOV 22 | STZ/MAX | |||
| THAT THING YOU DO! | 1996 | PG | LIVTYLER | NOV 30 | HBO | |||
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | NOV 7 | MAX | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| AGAINST ALL ODDS | 1984 | R | RACHELWARD | NOV 6 | STZ | |||
| AND THE SEA WILL TELL | 1991 | NR | RACHELWARD | NOV 26 | TRUE | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| ALIEN | 1979 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | NOV 28 | MAX | Will keep you glued to your chair | 9 | 3 |
| DEAL OF THE CENTURY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | NOV 30 | STZ | |||
| THE YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | NOV 28 | HBO | |||
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | NOV 20 | MAX | |||
| DAVE | 1993 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | NOV 13 | MAX | ||||
| SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR | 1997 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | NOV 29 | SHO | |||
| BEDAZZLED | 1967 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | NOV 23 | FXM/ENC | |||
| THE THREE MUSKETEERS | 1974 | RAQUELWELCH | NOV 8 | AMC | ||||
| TROUBLE IN PARADISE | 1989 | RAQUELWELCH | NOV 29 | LOVE | ||||
| HOODLUM | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | NOV 24 | TMC | |||
| SOUL FOOD | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | NOV 30 | MAX | |||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | NOV 8 | TBS | |||
| AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | NOV 16 | TCM/TNT | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| SHADOWLANDS | 1993 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | NOV 29 | HBO | |||
| HEAVENLY CREATURES | 1994 | R | KATEWINSLET | NOV 30 | STZ | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | NOV 26 | SUND | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | NOV 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | NOV 8 | MAX | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | NOV 27 | STZ/SHO | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| NO WAY OUT | 1987 | R | SEANYOUNG | NOV 4 | WGN | Political drama | 5 | 9 |
| FATAL INSTINCT | 1993 | NR | SEANYOUNG | NOV 22 | COM | |||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | NOV 23 | MAX | |||
| EXCEPTION TO THE RULE | 1997 | R | SEANYOUNG | NOV 10 | MAX | |||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | NOV 28 | HBO | |||
| JERRY MACGUIRE | 1996 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | NOV 25 | TMC | Sport agent looking for his first big client lands a bigmouth. | 4 | 5 |
| DECEIVER | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | NOV 9 | PAY PER VIEW |
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