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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. By subscribing to the email updates you will get this info as quickly as it is posted, AND much other useful stuff like hot magazine appearances, and other fillies.com site updates.

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Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.

We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?

Listings below are for December, 1998, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:

November, 1998
October, 1998
September, 1998
August, 1998
July, 1998
June, 1998

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TITLE	YEAR	RATING	FEATURED BABE	AIR DATES	CHANNELS	REVIEW	PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES	BABE CONTENT WHINNIES
STARK: MIRROR IMAGE	1986		KIRSTIEALLEY	DEC 12	LIFE
LOVERBOY	1989	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	DEC 26	TBS
LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW	1993	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	DEC 27	MAX/STZ
DECONSTRUCTING HARRY	1997	R	KIRSTIEALLEY	DEC 29	STZ
FOR RICHER OR POORER	1997	PG13	KIRSTIEALLEY	DEC 31	STZ
TOOTHLESS	1997		KIRSTIEALLEY	DEC 29	DIS
cheers	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	3
veronica's closet	NA	NR	KIRSTIEALLEY	weekly THURS 9:30PM	NBC	If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again.	1	3
TOUCH AND GO	1986		MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	DEC 26	COM
CAUGHT	1996	R	MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	DEC 19	TMC
MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE	1998	NR	MARIA CONCHITAALONSO	DEC 31	USA
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN	1998		CAROLALT	DEC 11	FAM
fantasy island (new)	1998-		MADCHENAMICK	weekly sat 9pm	ABC
XFILES MOVIE	1998	PG13	GILLIANANDERSON	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	DAILY RERUNS	FX	Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness.	6	8
xfiles	TV	TV	GILLIANANDERSON	SUNDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales?	7	9
wkrp in cincinnati			LONIANDERSON	reruns	local	Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show.	10	10
AMAZING STORIES: THE MOVIE III	1990	NR	LONIANDERSON	DEC 13	SCIFI
THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN	1998	PG	LONIANDERSON	DEC 3	PAY PER VIEW
BARB WIRE	1996	R	PAMELAANDERSON	DEC 20	USA
vip	1998-		PAMELAANDERSON	weekly sun 11pm	FOX
KING PIN	1996	PG13	VANESSAANGEL	DEC 31	SHO
friends			JENNIFERANISTON	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	9
PICTURE PERFECT	1997	PG13	JENNIFERANISTON	DEC 30	HBO	Too bad no one overexposed the film.	2	6
OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION	1998	R	JENNIFERANISTON	DEC 27	PAY PER VIEW 1**
WILD HEARTS CAN'T BE BROKEN	1991	G	GABRIELLEANWAR	DEC 13	TBS/WGN
BODY SNATCHERS	1993	R	GABRIELLEANWAR	DEC 25	STZ	Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier!	8	8
MARS ATTACKS!	1996	PG13	CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	DEC 28	MAX	With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast.	4	6
jesse	1998-		CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	weekly thurs 8:30pm	NBC	Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit!	6	7
married with children	TV	TV	CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini	8	10
LIFEGUARD	1976	PG	ANNEARCHER	DEC 26	LOVE
GREEN ICE	1981	PG	ANNEARCHER	DEC 29	SHO
NARROW MARGIN	1990	NR	ANNEARCHER	DEC 27	EXTR	Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted.	8	5
INDISCRETION OF AN AMERICAN WIFE	1998	NR	ANNEARCHER	DEC 26	LIFE
MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE	1998	NR	ANNEARCHER	DEC 31	USA
ZUMA BEACH	1978	NR	ROSANNAARQUETTE	DEC 29	LOVE	Almost the whole movie is babes in swimsuits!	0	8
AFTER HOURS	1985	R	ROSANNAARQUETTE	DEC 11	STZ
DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN	1985	PG13	ROSANNAARQUETTE	DEC 30	LOVE/TMC	Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level.	0	5
NOBODY'S FOOL	1986	PG13	ROSANNAARQUETTE	DEC 23	LOVE/FLIX
NEW YORK STORIES	1989		ROSANNAARQUETTE	DEC 11	MAX
SON OF THE MORNING STAR	1991	PG13	ROSANNAARQUETTE	DEC 30	WSTN
NOWHERE TO HIDE	1994		ROSANNAARQUETTE	DEC 6	LIFE
dukes of hazard	TV	TV	CATHERINEBACH	DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
ESCAPE	1995	NR	BRIGETTEBAKO	DEC 8	TMC	A con breaks out of prison and holds up with a fabulous babe who looks an awful lot like Jennifer Love Hewitt, but is not nearly as overdressed.	5	9
MAN IN UNIFORM	1994	R	BRIGITTEBAKO	DEC 26	SHO
DOUBLE TAKE	1997	R	BRIGITTEBAKO	DEC 31	EXTR	A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great!	1	9
blossom	TV	TV	MAYIMBALIK	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL
INTO THE WEST	1993	PG	ELLENBARKIN	DEC 25	BRVO
FAN	1996	R	ELLENBARKIN	DEC 19	TMC	Robert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste.	6	1
MAD DOG TIME	1996	R	ELLENBARKIN	DEC 27	SHO
JOKER'S WILD	1982	NR	PRISCILLABARNES	DEC 13	COM
three's company	TV	TV	PRISCILLABARNES	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	6	10
BABES IN TOYLAND	1986	NR	DREWBARRYMORE	DEC 24	DIS
SCREAM	1996	R	DREWBARRYMORE	DEC 31	ENC	You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap	0	1
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU	1997	R	DREWBARRYMORE	DEC 31	LOVE
WEDDING SINGER	1998	PG13	DREWBARRYMORE	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN	1983	PG	KIMBASINGER	DEC 14	HBO	Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond.	3	6
MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN	1988	NR	KIMBASINGER	DEC 22	TBS
COOL WORLD	1992	PG13	KIMBASINGER	DEC 11	USA
WAYNE'S WORLD 2	1993	NR	KIMBASINGER	DEC 31	HBO
FLASHDANCE	1983	R	JENNIFERBEALS	DEC 28	MAX/TMC	Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day!	3	10
BRIDE	1985	PG13	JENNIFERBEALS	DEC 29	EXTR
FOUR ROOMS	1995	R	JENNIFERBEALS	DEC 26	IFC
SPREE	1997		JENNIFERBEALS	DEC 30	TMC
TWILIGHT OF GOLDS	1997	PG13	JENNIFERBEALS	DEC 31	SHO
nothing sacred	1998		JENNIFERBEALS	weekly sat 9PM	ABC
LAST DAYS OF DISCO	1998		KATEBECKINSALE	DEC 3	PAY PER VIEW
FIGHTING BACK	1980	NR	BONNIEBEDELIA	DEC 28	TRUE
HEART LIKE A WHEEL	1983	PG	BONNIEBEDELIA	DEC 9	FXM
FIRE NEXT TIME	1993	NR	BONNIEBEDELIA	DEC 20	ACTN
JUDICIAL CONSENT	1994	NR	BONNIEBEDELIA	DEC 17	LIFE
head of the class			LESLIEBEGA	reruns	local	Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students	7	8
young and the restless	TV	TV	LAURALEEBELL	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
FIRST WIVES CLUB	1996	PG	ELIZABETHBERKLEY	DEC 31	HBO
happy days	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	8
wings	TV	TV	CRYSTALBERNARD	DAILY RERUNS	USA	A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club	9	10
FATHER HOOD	1993	PG13	HALLEBERRY	DEC 12	HBO
LOSING ISAIAH	1995	R	HALLEBERRY	DEC 2	HBO
PROMISE OF LOVE	1980	NR	VALERIEBERTINELLI	DEC 23	TRUE
one day at a time	TV	TV	VALERIEBERTINELLI	DAILY RERUNS	LOCAL	Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us!	6	10
END OF THE GAME	1976	PG	JACQUELINEBISSETT	DEC 28	FXM
WHO IS KILLING THE GREAT CHEFS OF EUROPE?	1978	PG	JACQUELINEBISSETT	DEC 29	ENC
CLASS	1983	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	DEC 18	A&E	Every high school guys fantasy	7	6
UNDER THE VOLCANO	1984	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	DEC 20	BRAVO
ANNA KARENINA	1985	NR	JACQUELINEBISSETT	DEC 26	ROM
LA CEREMONIE	1995		JACQUELINEBISSETT	DEC 22	MAX
END OF SUMMER	1997	R	JACQUELINEBISSETT	DEC 29	TMC
DESIRE	1990	R	JOSIEBISSETT	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
SILENT ASSASSINS	1988		LINDABLAIR	DEC 27	ACTN
REPOSSESSED	1990	NR	LINDABLAIR	DEC 27	FLIX
PREY OF THE JAGUAR	1996	R	LINDABLAIR	DEC 26	MAX
LOVE POTION NO. 9	1992	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	DEC 26	HBO
THING CALLED LOVE	1993	NR	SANDRABULLOCK	DEC 14	USA
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING	1995	NR	SANDRABULLOCK	DEC 27	NBC
IN LOVE AND WAR	1997	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	DEC 30	ENC
SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL	1997	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	DEC 29	HBO	Same deal as speed 1, but on the water in a boat - heck, anything to get Sandra wet!	5	8
HOPE FLOATS	1998	PG13	SANDRABULLOCK	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
SCREAM	1996	R	NEVECAMPBELL	DEC 31	ENC	You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap	0	1
WILD THINGS	1998	R	NEVECAMPBELL	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
party of five	TV	TV	NEVECAMPBELL	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap	0	3
WAYNE'S WORLD 2	1993	NR	TIACARRERE	DEC 31	HBO
HIGH SCHOOL HIGH	1996	PG13	TIACARRERE	DEC 30	SHO
IMMORTALS	1996	R	TIACARRERE	DEC 30	MAX
KULL THE CONQUEROR	1997	PG13	TIACARRERE	DEC 25	STZ
GREMLINS	1984	PG	PHOEBECATES	DEC 24	TNT	Could Phoebe be any cuter?	9	8
DATE WITH AN ANGEL	1987	PG	PHOEBECATES	DEC 4	TBS
LOST IN SPACE	1998	PG13	LACEYCHABERT	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
party of five	TV	TV	LACEYCHABERT	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap	0	3
SOME GIRLS	1988	NR	JENNIFERCONNELLY	DEC 26	ROM
OF LOVE AND SHADOWS	1996	R	JENNIFERCONNELLY	DEC 29	SUND
INVENTING THE ABBOTTS	1997	R	JENNIFERCONNELLY	DEC 17	MAX
FAR HARBOR	NA	NR	JENNIFERCONNELLY	DEC 22	HBO
too close for comfort			LYDIACORNELL	DAILY RERUNS	E!	Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater!	8	10
friends			COURTENEYCOX	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	8
seinfeld			COURTENEYCOX	ONE EPISODE	NBC		7	5
PRIZE PULITZER: THE ROXANNE PULITZER STORY	1989		COURTENEYCOX	DEC 3	WGN
SCREAM	1996	R	COURTENEYCOX	DEC 31	STZ	You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap	0	3
COMMANDMENTS	1997	R	COURTENEYCOX	DEC 18	MAX/STZ
unhappily ever after		TV	NIKKICOX	weekly sun 9:30pm	WB
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF	1997	R	OLIVIAD'ABO	DEC 23	TMC
IN THE MOOD	1987	PG13	BEVERLYD'ANGELO	DEC 16	STZ
wonder years			OLIVIADABO	RERUNS	NICK		10	9
LAST GOOD TIME	1995	R	OLIVIADABO	DEC 19	ROM
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S ROMEO & JULIET	1996	PG13	CLAIRDANES	DEC 29	HBO
JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER	1997	PG13	CLAIREDANES	DEC 29	HBO
FINDERS KEEPERS	1984	NR	BEVERLYDANGELO	DEC 7	USA
COLD FRONT	1989	R	BEVERLYDANGELO	DEC 14	MAX
CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY	1993		BEVERLYDANGELO	DEC 28	TRUE
VEGAS VACATION	1997	PG	BEVERLYDANGELO	DEC 24	HBO
clueless			STACEYDASH	ABC TV - LOCAL
nypd blue	TV	NR	KIMDELANEY	weekly TUES 10PM	ABC
HOUSESITTER	1992	PG	DANADELANY	DEC 25	SHO
EXIT TO EDEN	1994	R	DANADELANY	DEC 11	HBO	Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear	0	8
RISKY BUSINESS	1983	NR	REBECCADEMORNAY	DEC 2	TNT	Tom Cruise hires a call girl	4	8
FEDS	1988	PG13	REBECCADEMORNAY	DEC 24	COM
HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE	1992	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	DEC 30	SHO	A babysitter gone mad.	5	5
WINNER	1996	R	REBECCADEMORNAY	DEC 13	TMC
CON	1997	NR	REBECCADEMORNAY	DEC 31	USA
BLUE VELVET	1986	R	LAURADERN	DEC 28	ENC	This movie is BEYOND stupid. The hell I endure to ogle a babe or two.	0	6
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	LAURADERN	DEC 26	TMC
FEELING MINNESOTA	1996	PG13	CAMERONDIAZ	DEC 31	MAX/STZ
HEAD ABOVE WATER	1996	PG13	CAMERONDIAZ	DEC 29	HBO	From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day!
LAST SUPPER	1996	R	CAMERONDIAZ	DEC 30	IFC
MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING	1997	PG13	CAMERONDIAZ	DEC 30	SHO	Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through.	4	6
BLACK WHIP	1956	NR	ANGIEDICKINSON	DEC 31	WSTN
CHINA GATE	1957	NR	ANGIEDICKINSON	DEC 30	ACTN
SHOOT-OUT AT MEDICINE BEND	1957	NR	ANGIEDICKINSON	DEC 19	WSTN
SINS OF RACHEL CADE	1961		ANGIEDICKINSON	DEC 6	AMC
bosom buddies		nr	DONNADIXON	tv-reruns	misc	Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever!	9	8
OBSESSED	1992	NR	SHANNENDOHERTY	DEC 2	LIFE
charmed	1998		SHANNENDOHERTY	WED WEEKLY	WGN	Sexy hexy	5	6
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	SHANNENDOHERTY	RERUNS ONLY	LOCAL	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	7
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL	1989	NA	AMIDOLENZ	DEC 27	WGN
TICKS	1993	NR	AMIDOLENZ	DEC 30	USA
DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY	1998		AMIDOLENZ	DEC 15	MAX/SHO
seinfeld			JULIA LOUISDREYFUS	WEEKLY TH 9PM	NBC	Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain"	7	6
FATHER'S DAY	1997	PG13	JULIA LOUISDREYFUS	DEC 30	HBO	Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said.	5	5
BIG NIGHT	1996	R	MINNIEDRIVER	DEC 27	FLIX	Yawn	1	1
GROSS POINTE BLANK	1997	R	MINNIEDRIVER	DEC 22	STZ
SMALL SOLDIERS	1998	PG13	KIRSTENDUNST	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
BEVERLY HILLS COP	1984	R	LISAEILBACHER	DEC 30	MAX	A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down.	9	6
DEADLY DECEPTION	1987		LISAEILBACHER	DEC 13	LIFE
ANOTHER 91/2 WEEKS	NA	R	ANGIEEVERHART	DEC 31	EXTR
PERRY MASON: THE CASE OF THE SKIN DEEP SCANDAL	1992	NR	MORGANFAIRCHILD	DEC 21	TBS
MOMENT OF TRUTH: INTO THE ARMS OF DANGER	1997		MORGANFAIRCHILD	DEC 21	LIFE
BURNING BED	1984	NR	FARRAHFAWCETT	DEC 5	LIFE
EXTREMITIES	1986	R	FARRAHFAWCETT	DEC 19	TNT	Farrah gets revenge on her rapist.	8	8
POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL - THE BARBARA HUTTON STORY	1986	NR	FARRAHFAWCETT	DEC 29	TRUE
SUBSTITUTE WIFE	1994		FARRAHFAWCETT	DEC 29	LIFE
APOSTLE	1997	PG13	FARRAHFAWCETT	DEC 17	PAY PER VIEW
charlie's angels	TV	TV	FARRAHFAWCETT	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT	1977	NR	SALLYFIELD	DEC 31	TNT
HOOPER	1978	PG	SALLYFIELD	DEC 21	MAX
NORMA RAE	1979		SALLYFIELD	DEC 29	FLIX/FXM
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II	1980	NR	SALLYFIELD	DEC 31	TNT
KISS ME GOODBYE	1982	PG	SALLYFIELD	DEC 31	FLIX/FXM/ENC
MURPHY'S ROMANCE	1985	NR	SALLYFIELD	DEC 10	MAX
FORREST GUMP	1994		SALLYFIELD	DEC 3	ABC	One of the finest films ever made. Tom Hanks is superb as a retarded man who can do no wrong.	10	3
STAR WARS	1977	PG	CARRIEFISHER	DEC 6	TBS	Sci fi heaven. Carrie plays Princess Lay-her.	9	9
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK	1980	NR	CARRIEFISHER	DEC 25	SCIFI	Sci fi supremacy. This ain't no cave!	9	9
LIBERTY	1988	NR	CARRIEFISHER	DEC 25	TRUE
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY	1989	R	CARRIEFISHER	DEC 20	LIFE	Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene!	6	2
ally macbeal	TV	TV	CALISTAFLOCKHART	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE	1988	NR	BRIDGETFONDA	DEC 29	COM
STRAPLESS	1989	R	BRIDGETFONDA	DEC 15	IFC
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE	1992	R	BRIDGETFONDA	DEC 30	FLIX/MAX/STZ	Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch	7	7
POINT OF NO RETURN	1993	R	BRIDGETFONDA	DEC 27	ACTN	Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day!	8	10
ROUGH MAGIC	1995	NR	BRIDGETFONDA	DEC 27	SHO/HBO
JACKIE BROWN	1997	R	BRIDGETFONDA	DEC 26	STZ
TOUCH	1997	R	BRIDGETFONDA	DEC 15	SHO
TAXI DRIVER	1976	R	JODIEFOSTER	DEC 30	ENC
CANDLESHOE	1977	G	JODIEFOSTER	DEC 20	DIS
ACCUSED	1988	R	JODIEFOSTER	DEC 12	MAX/SHO	Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels.	6	8
STEALING HOME	1988	NA	JODIEFOSTER	DEC 31	ENC
SOMMERSBY	1993	PG13	JODIEFOSTER	DEC 27	HBO
CONTACT	1997	PG	JODIEFOSTER	DEC 31	HBO	Slow moving, but inspiring!	8	5
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA	1992	R	SADIEFROST	DEC 27	HBO/TMC
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND	1977	PG	TERIGARR	DEC 3	MAX	Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes.	9	3
OH, GOD!	1977	PG	TERIGARR	DEC 13	TCM	Cute movie - George Burns plays God, trying to convince John Denver that he is indeed the almighty, and John in turn tries to convince the rest of the planet to clean up its act because God said so. Added bonus: Teri looks wonderful in a nightie!	8	10
STRANGER IN THE FAMILY	1991	NR	TERIGARR	DEC 28	TRUE
RONNIE & JULE	1997	PG	TERIGARR	DEC 27	SHO
WITHOUT CONSENT	1994		JENNIEGARTH	DEC 4	LIFE
POWER 98	1995	R	JENNIEGARTH	DEC 17	MAX
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	JENNIE GARTH	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
buffy the vampire slayer	TV	TV	SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	WGN	You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy...	2	8
leeza	TV	TV	LEEZAGIBBONS	WEEKDAYS	LOCAL
SLEEP BABY SLEEP	1995		TRACEYGOLD	DEC 7	MAX
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET	1998	NR	TRACEYGOLD	DEC 31	USA
RAIN MAN	1988	R	VALERIAGOLINO	DEC 27	TBS/TNT	The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank.	10	7
OCCASIONAL HELL	1996	R	VALERIAGOLINO	DEC 25	MAX
LOST IN SPACE	1998	PG13	HEATHERGRAHAM	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
TWO GIRLS AND A GUY	1998	R	HEATHERGRAHAM	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF	1986	PG13	JENNIFERGREY	DEC 26	HBO	High school as it should be	9	10
BODY DOUBLE	1984	R	MELANIEGRIFFITH	DEC 31	A&E
WOMEN AND MEN: STORIES OF SEDUCTION	1990	NR	MELANIEGRIFFITH	DEC 31	ROM
BORN YESTERDAY	1993	PG	MELANIEGRIFFITH	DEC 14	MAX
head of the class			KHRYSTYNEHAJE	reruns	local	Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students	7	9
WOMAN ON THE LEDGE	1993	NR	DEIDREHALL	DEC 27	LIFE
SPLASH	1984	PG	DARYLHANNAH	DEC 29	MAX	Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!)	9	9
three's company	TV	TV	JENNILEEHARRISON	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	5	8
clarissa explains it all	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	IN RERUNS	NIK-961	Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy!	5	10
sabrina the teenage witch	TV	TV	MELISSA JOANHART	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	ABC-297	Melissa can ride my broom any day!	6	10
seinfeld			TERIHATCHER	TWO EPISODES, including the finale	NBC	The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes.	7	9
lois and clark	TV	TV	TERIHATCHER	RERUNS	TNT	Cute Superman for the 90s.	8	10
JOYRIDE	1997	R	AMYHATHAWAY	DEC 29	HBO/SHO	Amy provides the only joy.	1	8
BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE	1972	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	DEC 18	MAX
SUGARLAND EXPRESS	1974	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	DEC 3	TNT
PROTOCOL	1984	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	DEC 29	HBO
SWING SHIFT	1984	NR	GOLDIEHAWN	DEC 18	MAX
HOUSESITTER	1992	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	DEC 25	SHO
FIRST WIVES CLUB	1996	PG	GOLDIEHAWN	DEC 31	HBO
BREAKING UP	1995	R	SALMAHAYEK	DEC 24	MAX
FOOLS RUSH IN	1997	PG13	SALMAHAYEK	DEC 29	HBO	Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable.	1	7
LOVE WITH A PERFECT STRANGER	1986		MARILUHENNER	DEC 21	ROM
GRAND LARCENY	1987		MARILUHENNER	DEC 28	ACTN
ADRENALIN: FEAR THE RUSH	1997	R	NATASHAHENSTRIDGE	DEC 19	SHO
SPECIES II	1998	R	NATASHAHENSTRIDGE	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
birds of paradise			JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	IN RERUNS		Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty!	2	9
TROJAN WAR	1993	PG13	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	DEC 30	HBO
boy meets world - 1 episode	1997		JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	tv-reruns	misc
party of five	TV	TV	JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her.	0	6
tucker's witch			CATHERINEHICKS	tv-reruns	misc	Crimefighting witch	6	9
SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL	1989	NA	CATHERINEHICKS	DEC 27	WGN
SEVENTH heaven	1997-	TV	CATHERINEHICKS	WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM	WGN
ALLNIGHTER	1987		SUSANNAHOFFS	DEC 30	USA
dawson's creek	1997-	nr	KATIEHOLMES	tv weekly tues 9PM	WGN	Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE!	0	10
PREACHER'S WIFE	1996	PG	WHITNEYHOUSTON	DEC 19	DIS
IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS	1993	NR	HELENHUNT	DEC 28	TNT
mad about you	TV	TV	HELENHUNT	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it.	4	5
BROADCAST NEWS	1987		HOLLYHUNTER	DEC 11	FXM
ADV. OF THE ALLEGED CHEERLEADER-MURDERING MOM	1993	R	HOLLYHUNTER	DEC 29	HBO
SHAMELESS	1996	R	ELIZABETHHURLEY	DEC 18	SHO
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY	1997	PG13	ELIZABETHHURLEY	DEC 31	STZ	Cute spoof of the James Bond genre	8	8
BACKFIRE!	1994	NR	KATHYIRELAND	DEC 20	COM
MIAMI HUSTLE	1996	R	KATHYIRELAND	DEC 20	SHO	Who needs a plot when you have Kathy?	1	8
MANNY AND LO	1996	R	SCARLETTJOHANSSON	DEC 28	TMC
WATCHER IN WOODS	1981	PG	LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON	DEC 17	MAX
BLAME IT ON RIO	1984	R	MICHELLEJOHNSON	DEC 24	COM	Every middle aged guy's fantasy!	9	10
POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH	1988	PG	JANETJONES	DEC 20	MAX
BREATHLESS	1983	NR	VALERIEKAPRISKY	DEC 27	LOVE/SUND	Was there a plot? To me it seemed something like "screw Valerie blue", though who's complaining?	2	8
LISA	1993		STACIKEANAN	DEC 3	LIFE	A psycho is after an incredibly sexy and jailbaity Staci	6	9
DOWNHILL WILLIE	1996	PG13	STACIKEANAN	DEC 31	HBO/TMC	Goes downhill fast.	0	6
step by step	TV	TV	STACIKEANAN	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii.	5	10
ADAM BEDE	1992	NR	PATSYKENSIT	DEC 27	ROM
STRANGER IN THE HOUSE	1975	R	MARGOTKIDDER	DEC 24	MYST
SUPERMAN II	1980	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	DEC 29	AMC	Superman saves the world	7	7
LITTLE TREASURE	1985	R	MARGOTKIDDER	DEC 18	ACTN
HENRY AND VERLIN	1994	NR	MARGOTKIDDER	DEC 5	TRIO
DEAD CALM	1989	R	NICOLEKIDMAN	DEC 26	ENC	Really scary and fun to watch! Nicole is awesome!	9	10
PORTRAIT OF A LADY	1996	PG13	NICOLEKIDMAN	DEC 28	TMC
UNFAITHFULLY YOURS	1984	PG	NASTASSIAKINSKI	DEC 12	COM	Dudley Moore is a screwball in love with Nastassja	6	6
FATHER'S DAY	1997	PG13	NASTASSJAKINSKI	DEC 30	HBO	Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said.	5	5
ONE NIGHT STAND	1997	R	NASTASSJAKINSKI	DEC 20	STZ
friends			LISAKUDRO	WEEKLY TH 8PM	NBC	Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes!	8	6
DEATH IN CALIFORNIA	1985	NR	CHERYLLADD	DEC 16	TNT
MILLENIUM	1989	NR	CHERYLLADD	DEC 22	SCIFI
LISA	1993		CHERYLLADD	DEC 3	LIFE	A psycho is after an incredibly sexy and jailbaity Staci	6	1
charlie's angels	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
happy days	TV	TV	CHERYLLADD	one episode	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	9
COTTON CLUB	1984	R	DIANELANE	DEC 25	TMC
MY NEW GUN	1992	R	DIANELANE	DEC 30	EXTR/STZ
JACK	1996	PG13	DIANELANE	DEC 25	WAM	Big boy behaving like little boy - basically the story of the typical american male. Robin Williams saves the script.	5	5
MAD DOG TIME	1996	R	DIANELANE	DEC 27	SHO
MURDER AT 1600	1997	R	DIANELANE	DEC 6	MAX	Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all.	5	5
KING KONG	1976	PG	JESSICALANGE	DEC 25	MAX	Big ape has big hardon for major babe.	7	10
ALL THAT JAZZ	1979	NR	JESSICALANGE	DEC 14	FXM/A&E
EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN	1988	R	JESSICALANGE	DEC 19	MAX
MUSIC BOX	1989	PG13	JESSICALANGE	DEC 29	ENC
O PIONEERS!	1992	NR	JESSICALANGE	DEC 28	WSTN
HUSH	1998	PG13	JESSICALANGE	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
COUNTRY	1984	PG	JESSICA LANGE	DEC 22	HBO
WOMAN IN RED	1984	PG13	KELLYLEBROCK	DEC 26	LOVE/TMC
WEIRD SCIENCE	1985		KELLYLEBROCK	DEC 31	TBS
GEORGIA	1995	R	JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH	DEC 22	TMC
FLESH & BLOOD	1985	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	DEC 21	SHO
MIAMI BLUES	1990	NA	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	DEC 12	WGN
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE	1992	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	DEC 30	FLIX/MAX/STZ	Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch	7	6
BASTARD OUT OF CAROLINA	1996	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	DEC 27	TMC
KANSAS CITY	1996	R	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	DEC 28	HBO/TMC
WASHINGTON SQUARE	1997	PG	JENNIFER JASONLEIGH	DEC 30	STZ
FLIRTING WITH DISASTER	1996	R	TEALEONI	DEC 23	STZ/ENC
DEEP IMPACT	1998	PG13	TEALEONI	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
naked truth	TV	TV	TEALEONI	MONDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Yawn.	2	5
GLASS CAGE	1996	R	CHARLOTTELEWIS	DEC 28	HBO/SHO
WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE	1993	PG13	JULIETTELEWIS	DEC 17	TNT
NATURAL BORN KILLERS	1994	R	JULIETTELEWIS	DEC 31	SHO/EXTR	Really tough to watch - very negative movie.	2	2
EVENING STAR	1996	PG13	JULIETTELEWIS	DEC 11	MAX
BODY LANGUAGE	1992	NR	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	DEC 1	WGN
DOUBLE TAP	1997	R	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	DEC 28	MAX
dynasty	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	DAILY RERUNS	FX
melrose place	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
melrose place	TV	TV	HEATHERLOCKLEAR	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
PROMISE OF LOVE	1980	NR	SHELLEYLONG	DEC 23	TRUE
HELLO AGAIN	1987	PG	SHELLEYLONG	DEC 31	HBO
FROZEN ASSETS	1992	NR	SHELLEYLONG	DEC 31	STZ
DIFFERENT KIND OF CHRISTMAS	1996	NR	SHELLEYLONG	DEC 25	LIFE
kelly kelly	1998-		SHELLEYLONG	weekly monday 9PM	WGN
cheers	NA	NR	SHELLEYLONG	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	This series makes Seinfeld look like crap.	10	6
JACK	1996	PG13	JENNIFERLOPEZ	DEC 25	WAM	Big boy behaving like little boy - basically the story of the typical american male. Robin Williams saves the script.	5	8
SELENA	1997	PG	JENNIFERLOPEZ	DEC 30	MAX
ANACONDA	1997	PG13	JENNIFER LOPEZ	DEC 30	MAX	if snakes give you nightmares you won't sleep for weeks. Personally, all I could think about was what I'd like Jennifer to do with MY snake.	6	8
melrose place	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
melrose place	TV	TV	JAMIELUNER	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	7
LOLITA	1962	NR	SUELYON	DEC 31	TCM
GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES	1984	NR	ANDIEMACDOWELL	DEC 20	A&E
MICHAEL	1996	PG	ANDIEMACDOWELL	DEC 24	STZ
DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN	1985	PG13	MADONNA	DEC 30	LOVE/TMC	Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script.	0	5
DICK TRACY	1990	NA	MADONNA	DEC 25	TBS	All Madonna ever said on the set was "Dick me, Warren!"	3	0
LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN	1992	PG	MADONNA	DEC 25	MAX/FLIX/ENC
EVITA	1996	PG	MADONNA	DEC 28	STZ
HOT TO TROT	1988	PG	VIRGINIAMADSEN	DEC 31	STZ	I refuse to pan a horse movie, but I'd rather saddle up Virginia any day!	6	7
CANDYMAN	1992	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	DEC 30	SHO
BITTER VENGEANCE	1994		VIRGINIAMADSEN	DEC 5	WGN
WHISKEY DOWN	1995	R	VIRGINIAMADSEN	DEC 20	MAX
ROCK	1996	R	VANESSAMARCIL	DEC 9	ENC	Nick Cage & Sean Connery battle a madman holding hostages at Alcatraz poised to destroy San Francisco	7	9
C.C. AND COMPANY	1970	PG	ANNMARGRET	DEC 24	MAX
TRAIN ROBBERS	1973	NR	ANNMARGRET	DEC 20	TBS
TOMMY	1975	PG	ANNMARGRET	DEC 11	MAX
RETURN OF SOLDIER	1981	NR	ANNMARGRET	DEC 14	ROM
NEW LIFE	1988		ANNMARGRET	DEC 26	MAX
BAY COVEN	1987	NR	PAMELA SUEMARTIN	DEC 30	MYST
dynasty	TV	TV	PAMELA SUEMARTIN	DAILY RERUNS	FX
HEAVEN HELP US	1985		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	DEC 25	COM
LOVE LIVES ON	1985		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	DEC 26	A&E
ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS	1997		MARY STUARTMASTERSON	DEC 25	LIFE
BECOMING COLETTE	1992	R	MATHILDAMAY	DEC 14	IFC	Becoming sleepy	0	1
brady bunch		nr	MAUREENMCCORMICK	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	9
wonder years			DANICAMCKELLAR	RERUNS	NICK	A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence.	10	6
working - 1 episode	1998		DANICAMCKELLAR	NBC - LOCAL		Any excuse to check out Danica in leather!	5	9
BATMAN & ROBIN	1997	PG13	ELLEMCPHERSON	DEC 31	HBO	Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit	8	5
EDGE	1997	R	ELLEMCPHERSON	DEC 30	MAX	Great Alaskan wilderness scenes, and one bitchy bear!	7	4
CASUALTIES OF LOVE: THE LONG ISLAND LOLITA STORY	1993	NR	ALYSSAMILANO	DEC 31	TRUE	Joey B. is my hero!	7	8
outer limits - one episode	1995	NR	ALYSSAMILANO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL
BELOW UTOPIA	1997	R	ALYSSAMILANO	DEC 2	HBO	Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped	3	10
HUGO POOL	1997	R	ALYSSAMILANO	DEC 23	TMC
charmed	1998		ALYSSAMILANO	WED WEEKLY	WGN	Sexy hexy	5	7
melrose place	TV	TV	ALYSSAMILANO	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	10
melrose place	TV	TV	ALYSSAMILANO	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	10
BIG TOP PEE-WEE	1988	PG	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	DEC 31	HBO
KINDERGARTEN COP	1990	NR	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	DEC 25	USA	Arnie as teacher shoulda been funnier.	3	2
OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY	1993		PENELOPE ANNMILLER	DEC 24	STZ	Danny Devito is a ruthless Wall Street weasel looking to plunder Penelope Ann Miller's company, but his lust for her gets in the way. Highpoint is Danny's take on lawyers: "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads - I've got mine because they've got theirs, but if either one of us uses them we're all fucked."	8	9
RELIC	1997	R	PENELOPE ANNMILLER	DEC 18	HBO	Bizarre tale of a beast turned loose in a museum. Worth seeing just for the scene where the beast tries to stick his essence down Penelope's lovely throat.	4	7
BLAME IT ON RIO	1984	R	DEMIMOORE	DEC 24	COM	Every middle aged guy's fantasy!	9	10
ONE CRAZY SUMMER	1986	PG	DEMIMOORE	DEC 24	HBO
INDECENT PROPOSAL	1993	R	DEMIMOORE	DEC 29	HBO	Great unrealized potential as Robert Redford offers $1 mil for 1 night with Demi Moore	4	4
DECONSTRUCTING HARRY	1997	R	DEMIMOORE	DEC 29	STZ
GI JANE	1997	R	DEMIMOORE	DEC 28	STZ
sister sister	NA	NR	TIA & TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM
smart guy	NA	NR	TIA & TAMERAMOWRY	WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM
PAINT JOB	1992	R	BEBENEUWIRTH	DEC 31	TMC	Bebe is gorgeous!	3	10
GREASE	1978	PG	OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN	DEC 27	MAX/SHO	When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex.	8	10
XANADU	1980	PG	OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN	DEC 30	LOVE	Who needs a plot when Olivia is this sexy?	0	10
TWO OF A KIND	1983	PG	OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN	DEC 22	HBO	Zzzzzzzz	0	1
TWO A.M. : ADULT	1997	X	KELLYODELL	DEC 28	SPICE
brady bunch		nr	SUSANOLSEN	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years.	8	1
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN	1998		CATHERINEOXENBERG	DEC 11	FAM
HARD EIGHT	1995	R	GWYNETHPALTROW	DEC 27	SHO	The eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day!	0	7
EMMA	1996	PG	GWYNETHPALTROW	DEC 30	ENC
HUSH	1998	PG13	GWYNETHPALTROW	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
PERFECT MURDER	1998	R	GWYNETHPALTROW	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
EXTREME MEASURES	1996	R	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	DEC 28	EXTR
FIRST WIVES CLUB	1996	PG	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	DEC 31	HBO
MARS ATTACKS!	1996	PG13	SARAH JESSICAPARKER	DEC 28	MAX	With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast.	4	4
WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP	1992	NR	ROSIEPEREZ	DEC 8	HBO	Honkies playing basketball	6	8
SUBWAY STORIES	1997	NR	ROSIEPEREZ	DEC 30	HBO
CAN'T BUY ME LOVE	1987	PG13	AMANDAPETERSON	DEC 26	TBS
HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS	1980	NR	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	DEC 28	MAX
GREASE 2	1982	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	DEC 25	MAX	The epitomy of god awful sequels	0	3
LADYHAWKE	1985	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	DEC 25	A&E
FRANKIE AND JOHNNY	1991	R	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	DEC 27	USA
BATMAN RETURNS	1992	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	DEC 30	HBO
ONE FINE DAY	1996	PG	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	DEC 30	MAX
TO GILLIAN ON HER 37TH BIRTHDAY	1996	PG13	MICHELLEPFEIFFER	DEC 25	MAX
different strokes	NA	NR	DANAPLATO	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me!	1	8
brady bunch		nr	EVEPLUMB	reruns	IN RERUNS	cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years.	8	5
WEDDING BELL BLUES	1996	R	PAULINAPORIZKOVA	DEC 4	STZ/MAX
MARS ATTACKS!	1996	PG13	NATALIEPORTMAN	DEC 28	MAX	With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast.	4	5
NAKED GUN 2 1/2: SMELL OF FEAR	1991	PG13	PRISCILLAPRESLEY	DEC 29	MAX
NAKED GUN 331/3: THE FINAL INSULT	1994		PRISCILLAPRESLEY	DEC 31	ABC
SPACECAMP	1986	PG	KELLYPRESTON	DEC 26	MAX	Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle.	5	7
TWINS	1988	PG	KELLYPRESTON	DEC 26	USA	Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly?	8	10
RUN	1991		KELLYPRESTON	DEC 30	WGN/TBS
CITIZEN RUTH	1996	R	KELLYPRESTON	DEC 26	TMC
ADDICTED TO LOVE	1997	R	KELLYPRESTON	DEC 30	MAX	cute movie - worth a looksee	8	7
DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER	1991		VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	DEC 26	LIFE
dallas	TV	TV	VICTORIAPRINCIPAL	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
OPPOSITE OF SEX	1998	R	CHRISTINARICCI	DEC 27	PAY PER VIEW
STARSHIP TROOPERS	1997	R	DENISERICHARDS	DEC 24	SHO
WILD THINGS	1998	R	DENISERICHARDS	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
MEATBALLS PART II	1984	PG	KIMRICHARDS	DEC 31	MAX	Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great!	0	8
TEMPEST	1982	PG	MOLLYRINGWALD	DEC 30	HBO
PICK-UP ARTIST	1987	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	DEC 31	LOVE
FRESH HORSES	1988	PG13	MOLLYRINGWALD	DEC 30	ENC	As long as the fillies are fresh!
STRIKE IT RICH	1990	PG	MOLLYRINGWALD	DEC 24	HBO
WOMEN AND MEN: STORIES OF SEDUCTION	1990	NR	MOLLYRINGWALD	DEC 31	ROM
SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR: THE ALISON GERTZ STORY	1992	NR	MOLLYRINGWALD	DEC 1	LIFE
MICHAEL COLLINS	1996	R	JULIAROBERTS	DEC 5	HBO
CONSPIRACY THEORY	1997	R	JULIAROBERTS	DEC 31	HBO	Stupidity theory is more like it.	1	2
MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING	1997	PG13	JULIAROBERTS	DEC 30	SHO	Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through.	4	6
ZUMA BEACH	1978	NR	TANYAROBERTS	DEC 29	LOVE	Almost the whole movie is babes in swimsuits!	0	5
BEASTMASTER	1982	NR	TANYAROBERTS	DEC 31	TNT	Beautiful girl has Doctor Dolittle-like powers. Tanya - you can master my beast any day.	3	10
HEARTS AND ARMOUR	1982	NR	TANYAROBERTS	DEC 29	ACTN
VIEW TO KILL	1985		TANYAROBERTS	DEC 19	TBS	James Bond movies are always cool, but GEEZ Roger Moore is getting OLD!	6	5
charlie's angels	TV	TV	TANYAROBERTS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases.	5	9
SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME	1987	R	MIMIROGERS	DEC 26	ENC	Mimi is under police protection, and ends up under her protector!	5	9
SHOOTING ELIZABETH	1992	PG13	MIMIROGERS	DEC 5	FXM
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY	1997	PG13	MIMIROGERS	DEC 31	STZ	Cute spoof of the James Bond genre	8	5
CHRISTMAS LIST	1997	NR	MIMIROGERS	DEC 13	FAM
LOST IN SPACE	1998	PG13	MIMIROGERS	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
BLOODLINES: MURDER IN THE FAMILY	NA	NR	MIMIROGERS	DEC 28	TRUE
LOTTERY	1996		KERIRUSSELL	DEC 30	LIFE
felicity	1998	TV	KERIRUSSELL	TUES WEEKLY	WB
TOP GUN	1986	PG	MEGRYAN	DEC 19	TNT
PRESIDIO	1988	R	MEGRYAN	DEC 24	MAX
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY	1989	R	MEGRYAN	DEC 20	LIFE	Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene!	6	10
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN	1994	R	MEGRYAN	DEC 12	FOX
ADDICTED TO LOVE	1997	R	MEGRYAN	DEC 30	MAX	cute movie - worth a looksee	8	8
CITY OF ANGELS	1998	PG13	MEGRYAN	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS	1990	NR	WINONARYDER	DEC 4	TBS	Strangely entertaining	7	7
BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA	1992	R	WINONARYDER	DEC 27	HBO/TMC
CRUCIBLE	1996	PG13	WINONARYDER	DEC 15	HBO
LOOKING FOR RICHARD	1996	PG13	WINONARYDER	DEC 31	SUND
ALIEN RESURRECTION	1997	R	WINONARYDER	DEC 28	HBO
SHRIMP ON BARBIE	1990	PG13	EMMASAMMS	DEC 25	TMC
DELIRIOUS	1991	NR	EMMASAMMS	DEC 17	COM
dynasty	TV	TV	EMMA SAMMS	DAILY RERUNS	FX
QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER	1990	NR	LAURASAN GIACOMO	DEC 27	WGN
just shoot me	TV	TV	LAURASAN GIACOMO	TUESDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream.	9	8
LEGEND	1985	NR	MIASARA	DEC 27	TBS/TNT
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF	1986	PG13	MIASARA	DEC 26	HBO	High school as it should be	9	10
POMPATUS OF LOVE	1995	R	MIASARA	DEC 31	SHO
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW	1975	NR	SUSANSARANDON	DEC 6	COM
ATLANTIC CITY	1980	R	SUSANSARANDON	DEC 29	LOVE
TWILIGHT	1998	R	SUSANSARANDON	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
greatest american hero			CONNIESELLECCA	RERUNS	LOCAL	really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book.	10	7
TURN BACK THE CLOCK	1989		CONNIESELLECCA	DEC 31	LIFE
IN DARK PLACES	1997	NR	JOANSEVERANCE	DEC 21	MAX
PROFILE FOR MURDER	1997	NR	JOANSEVERANCE	DEC 9	MAX
new love boat	1998-		JOANSEVERANCE	weekly sat 9PM	WGN
KIDS	1995	NR	CHLOESEVIGNY	DEC 6	MAX
TREES LOUNGE	1996	R	CHLOESEVIGNY	DEC 24	TMC
LAST DAYS OF DISCO	1998		CHLOESEVIGNY	DEC 3	PAY PER VIEW
dr. quinn, medicine woman		TV	JANESEYMOUR	WEEKLY SAT 8PM	CBS
LIVE AND LET DIE	1973	NR	JANESEYMOUR	DEC 17	TBS	The best Bond ever.	10	10
LASSITER	1984	R	JANESEYMOUR	DEC 26	ENC
SUN ALSO RISES	1984	NR	JANESEYMOUR	DEC 2	A&E
SUNSTROKE	1992	NR	JANESEYMOUR	DEC 22	TBS
TAXI DRIVER	1976	R	CYBILLSHEPHERD	DEC 30	ENC
SECRETS OF A MARRIED MAN	1984	NR	CYBILLSHEPHERD	DEC 23	ROM
cybill	TV	TV	CYBILLSHEPHERD	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	2
SOMEBODY'S DAUGHTER	1992		NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	DEC 6	LIFE		4	10
BEVERLY HILLS NINJA	1997	PG13	NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	DEC 29	SHO
DEAD HUSBANDS	1998		NICOLLETTESHERIDAN	DEC 12	USA
suddenly susan		TV	BROOKESHIELDS	WEEKLY MON 8pm	NBC	Suddenly stupid	1	3
ENDLESS LOVE	1981	R	BROOKESHIELDS	DEC 23	LOVE
NOTHING LASTS FOREVER	1998	NR	BROOKESHIELDS	DEC 19	LIFE
BLUE LAGOON	1980	R	BROOKE SHIELDS	DEC 30	FLIX/LOVE	Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do?	5	10
ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING	1987	PG13	ELISABETHSHUE	DEC 30	HBO	Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop!	4	8
TRIGGER EFFECT	1996	R	ELISABETHSHUE	DEC 30	HBO
DECONSTRUCTING HARRY	1997	R	ELISABETHSHUE	DEC 29	STZ
SAINT	1997	PG13	ELISABETHSHUE	DEC 29	MAX
PALMETTO	1998	R	ELISABETHSHUE	DEC 3	PAY PER VIEW
TRUE CRIME	1994	PG13	ALICIASILVERSTONE	DEC 13	USA
BATMAN & ROBIN	1997	PG13	ALICIASILVERSTONE	DEC 31	HBO	Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit	8	9
EXCESS BAGGAGE	1997	PG13	ALICIASILVERSTONE	DEC 30	HBO
LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN	1985	PG13	HELENSLATER	DEC 20	MAX
sweet justice			ALLISONSMITH	RERUNS	LOCAL
spy game	1996-		ALLISONSMITH	reruns	LOCAL	God - Allison looked great in leather!	5	9
working - 1 episode	1997		ALLISONSMITH	NBC - LOCAL		Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment	5	7
michael hayes	1998	NR	ALLISONSMITH	one episode	CBS
buddy faro	1998-		ALLISONSMITH	weekly fri 9pm	CBS	A yawner so far	1	5
kate and allie	TV	TV	ALLISONSMITH	DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm	E!	I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted.	8	10
ally macbeal	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	MONDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching		6
melrose place	TV	TV	COURTNEY THORNESMITH	RERUNS	E!-217	Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this?	0	9
NIGHT THEY SAVED CHRISTMAS	1984		JACLYNSMITH	DEC 20	FAM
solid gold			SOLID GOLD DANCERS	reruns	VH1	Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either!	10	10
ZUMA BEACH	1978	NR	SUZANNESOMERS	DEC 29	LOVE	Almost the whole movie is babes in swimsuits!	0	10
candid camera	1998-	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM	CBS
step by step	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing	5	5
three's company	TV	TV	SUZANNESOMERS	IN RERUNS	LOCAL	Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose.	7	10
SWEET NOTHING	1995	R	MIRASORVINO	DEC 3	MAX
MIMIC	1997	R	MIRASORVINO	DEC 29	SHO
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TORISPELLING	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	8
HAPPY	1983	NR	DEE WALLACESTONE	DEC 27	MYST
CHRISTMAS VISITOR	1987		DEE WALLACESTONE	DEC 25	DIS
INVISIBLE MOM	1996	PG	DEE WALLACESTONE	DEC 26	SHO
MUTUAL NEEDS	1997		DEE WALLACESTONE	DEC 31	PLAYBOY
COLD STEEL	1987	NR	SHARONSTONE	DEC 27	ACTN
TEARS IN THE RAIN	1988	NR	SHARONSTONE	DEC 30	ROM
SLIVER	1993	R	SHARONSTONE	DEC 21	HBO
SPHERE	1998	PG13	SHARONSTONE	DEC 27	PAY PER VIEW
NATIVITY	1978		MADELEINESTOWE	DEC 24	FXM
LAST OF MOHICANS	1992	NR	MADELEINESTOWE	DEC 22	FXM
FACE/OFF	1997	R	DOMENIQUESWAIN	DEC 27	MAX	Cool flick, and Domenique rocks! Watch this movie, and forever after the song "Papa's got a brand new bag" will get you hot!	9	9
MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE	1991	NR	KRISTYSWANSON	DEC 13	COM
EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG	1996	R	KRISTYSWANSON	DEC 25	MAX	good date movie for Medusa	7	4
early edition	1998	tv	KRISTYSWANSON	SAT WEEKLY	CBS
DEVIL'S ADVOCATE	1997	R	CHARLIZETHERON	DEC 28	MAX
KILLER AMONG FRIENDS	1991	NR	TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN	DEC 26	TRUE
beverly hills 90210	TV	TV	TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN	WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY	FOX-297	Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits?	0	6
GATTACA	1997	PG13	UMATHIURMAN	DEC 24	HBO
young and the restless	TV	TV	MELODYTHOMAS	DAILY	CBS	Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES?	0	10
ALL THE RIGHT MOVES	1983	R	LEATHOMPSON	DEC 16	FXM	Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE!	1	9
JAWS 3	1983	NR	LEATHOMPSON	DEC 21	SCIFI	No teeth.	2	1
BACK TO THE FUTURE	1985	NR	LEATHOMPSON	DEC 27	TNT	Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress	10	8
SPACECAMP	1986	PG	LEATHOMPSON	DEC 26	MAX	Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle.	5	5
SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL	1987	PG13	LEATHOMPSON	DEC 28	HBO	Teen romance and heartache	2	9
SUBSTITUTE WIFE	1994		LEATHOMPSON	DEC 29	LIFE
caroline in the city	TV	TV	LEATHOMPSON	MONDAYS WEEKLY	NBC	Richard makes this show!	8	1
MONTH BY THE LAKE	1995	PG	UMATHURMAN	DEC 19	BRAVO
BATMAN & ROBIN	1997	PG13	UMATHURMAN	DEC 31	HBO	Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit	8	6
JETSONS: THE MOVIE	1990		TIFFANY	DEC 25	SCIFI
dallas	TV	TV	CHARLENETILTON	DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS	TNN-262
happy days	TV	TV	CHARLENETILTON	one episode	NIK	A really cute look at the 1950s	8	9
UNHOOK THE STARS	1996	R	MARISATOMEI	DEC 24	SUND
RETROACTIVE	1996	R	KYLIETRAVIS	DEC 23	HBO
SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER	1993	PG13	NANCYTRAVIS	DEC 31	HBO/TMC/STZ
DESTINY TURNS ON THE RADIO	1995	PG13	NANCYTRAVIS	DEC 18	HBO
JULIAN PO	1997	PG13	ROBINTUNNEY	DEC 26	SHO
SCORNED	1994	R	SHANNONTWEED	DEC 12	USA
HEAVY	1995	R	LIVTYLER	DEC 31	HBO/TMC
THAT THING YOU DO!	1996	PG	LIVTYLER	DEC 24	MAX
INVENTING THE ABBOTTS	1997	R	LIVTYLER	DEC 17	MAX
ARMAGEDDON	1998	PG13	LIVTYLER	DEC 30	PAY PER VIEW
AGAINST ALL ODDS	1984	R	RACHELWARD	DEC 30	HBO/LOVE
step by step	TV	TV	ANGELAWATSON	FRIDAYS WEEKLY	CBS	occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt.	5	10
GHOSTBUSTERS			SIGOURNEYWEAVER	DEC 27	STZ	Amusing tale of paranormal strife.	8	5
ALIEN	1979	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	DEC 17	HBO	Will keep you glued to your chair	9	3
EYEWITNESS	1981	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	DEC 5	MAX
DEAL OF THE CENTURY	1983	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	DEC 29	ENC
YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY	1983	PG	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	DEC 30	MAX
ALIENS	1986	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	DEC 27	HBO
ALIEN 3	1992	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	DEC 17	HBO
FOURTEEN92: CONQUEST OF PARADISE	1992	PG13	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	DEC 22	STZ
DAVE	1993		SIGOURNEYWEAVER	DEC 30	HBO
ALIEN RESURRECTION	1997	R	SIGOURNEYWEAVER	DEC 28	HBO
FANTASTIC VOYAGE	1966	PG	RAQUELWELCH	DEC 26	ENC	Wanna see how far special effects have come in the last 3 decades? Check this movie out for an example of the old school - it actually won awards in its era for effects. An enjoyable tale.	7	2
BEDAZZLED	1967	PG	RAQUELWELCH	DEC 10	FXM
THREE MUSKETEERS	1974		RAQUELWELCH	DEC 16	AMC
PRETTY POISON	1968	R	TUESDAYWELD	DEC 29	MYST
SERIAL	1980	NA	TUESDAYWELD	DEC 21	COM
HOODLUM	1997	R	VANESSAWILLIAMS	DEC 25	TMC
SOUL FOOD	1997	R	VANESSAWILLIAMS	DEC 30	MAX
NOTHING LASTS FOREVER	1998	NR	VANESSAWILLIAMS	DEC 19	LIFE
OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN	1982	R	DEBRAWINGER	DEC 2	TNT	one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick	8	5
LEAP OF FAITH	1992	NA	DEBRAWINGER	DEC 9	USA
SHADOWLANDS	1993	NR	DEBRAWINGER	DEC 23	MAX
HEAVENLY CREATURES	1994	R	KATEWINSLET	DEC 28	STZ
SENSE AND SENSIBILITY	1995	PG	KATEWINSLET	DEC 20	NBC
JUDE	1996	R	KATEWINSLET	DEC 30	FLIX
TITANIC	1998	PG13	KATEWINSLET	DEC 31	PAY PER VIEW
FREEWAY	1996	R	REESEWITHERSPOON	DEC 6	HBO
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY	1997	PG13	REESEWITHERSPOON	DEC 21	MAX/STZ/TMC
cybill	TV	TV	ALICIAWITT	MONDAYS WEEKLY	CBS-292	How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week.	1	8
FIRE BIRDS	1990		SEANYOUNG	DEC 5	WGN
DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE	1995	PG13	SEANYOUNG	DEC 30	MAX
JERRY MACGUIRE	1996	R	RENEEZELLWEGER	DEC 31	SHO	Sport agent looking for his first big client lands a bigmouth.	4	5
PRICE ABOVE RUBIES	1998	R	RENEEZELLWEGER	DEC 27	PAY PER VIEW
FLY II	1989		DAPHNEZUNIGA	DEC 16	SCIFI

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