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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. By subscribing to the email updates you will get this info as quickly as it is posted, AND much other useful stuff like hot magazine appearances, and other fillies.com site updates.
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Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for January, 1999, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:
December, 1998
November, 1998
October, 1998
September, 1998
August, 1998
July, 1998
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BUNNY'S TALE | 1985 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | JAN 8 | LIFE | |||
| PRINCE OF BEL AIR | 1986 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | JAN 28 | ROM | |||
| INFIDELITY | 1987 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | JAN 28 | LIFE | |||
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | KIRSTIEALLEY | JAN 30 | HBO | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 1 |
| SHOOT TO KILL | 1988 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | JAN 22 | USA | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING TOO | 1990 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | JAN 1 | TBS | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | JAN 31 | HBO/ENC/WAM | |||
| FOR RICHER OR POORER | 1997 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | JAN 26 | STZ | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | JAN 20 | STZ | |||
| TOOTHLESS | 1997 | KIRSTIEALLEY | JAN 22 | DIS | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| RUNNING MAN | 1987 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | JAN 23 | TBS | Richard Dawson plays an evil game show host (a real stretch) where the stakes are Arnold Schwarzenegger's life. A good action packed flick, and Maria looks great in spandex! | 8 | 6 |
| CAUGHT | 1996 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | JAN 31 | SUND | |||
| STORM TROOPER | 1997 | CAROLALT | JAN 29 | EXTR | ||||
| STEPHEN KING'S SLEEPWALKERS | 1992 | R | MADCHENAMICK | JAN 2 | TBS | Stupid vampire-ish tale, but be sure to check out Madchen's dancing scene. | 1 | 10 |
| HEARTLESS | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | JAN 12 | USA | ||||
| WOUNDED | 1997 | R | MADCHENAMICK | JAN 31 | MAX | |||
| HUNTED | 1998 | NR | MADCHENAMICK | JAN 1 | USA | |||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| BARB WIRE | 1996 | R | PAMELAANDERSON | JAN 15 | USA | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| KING PIN | 1996 | PG13 | VANESSAANGEL | JAN 29 | TMC | |||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | JAN 31 | HBO | |||
| PICTURE PERFECT | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | JAN 28 | MAX | Too bad no one overexposed the film. | 2 | 6 |
| OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | JAN 6 | PAY PER VIEW 1** | |||
| FOR LOVE OR MONEY | 1993 | PG | GABRIELLEANWAR | JAN 24 | FLIX | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | JAN 16 | TBS | ||||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | JAN 28 | HBO | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 6 |
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| NARROW MARGIN | 1990 | NR | ANNEARCHER | JAN 29 | FLIX | Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted. | 8 | 5 |
| LAST OF HIS TRIBE | 1992 | NR | ANNEARCHER | JAN 31 | HBO | |||
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANNEARCHER | JAN 28 | MAX | |||
| EXECUTIONER'S SONG | 1982 | NR | ROSANNAARQUETTE | JAN 10 | TBS | |||
| AFTER HOURS | 1985 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | JAN 29 | ENC | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | JAN 24 | FLIX | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| TRADING FAVORS | 1998 | NR | ROSANNAARQUETTE | JAN 25 | MAX | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | JAN 26 | EXTR | |||
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| CONTEMPT | 1963 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | JAN 18 | BRAVO | ||||
| MAN TROUBLE | 1992 | NR | ELLENBARKIN | JAN 17 | WGN | Jack Nicholson can't save this one | 4 | 5 |
| THIS BOY'S LIFE | 1993 | R | ELLENBARKIN | JAN 5 | TBS | |||
| WILD BILL | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | JAN 26 | USA | |||
| BAD COMPANY | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | JAN 24 | TMC | Predictable, but watchable. | 6 | 7 |
| FAN | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | JAN 30 | SHO | Robert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste. | 6 | 1 |
| MAD DOG TIME | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | JAN 29 | TMC | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | DREWBARRYMORE | JAN 8 | COM | ||||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | JAN 26 | STZ | |||
| KILLJOY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | JAN 24 | MYST | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN | 1983 | PG | KIMBASINGER | JAN 23 | TBS | Even pushing 100, Sean Connery makes a great James Bond. | 3 | 6 |
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | JAN 31 | ENC/MYST | |||
| MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN | 1988 | NR | KIMBASINGER | JAN 24 | WGN | |||
| REAL MCCOY | 1993 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | JAN 26 | ACTN | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | NR | KIMBASINGER | JAN 25 | HBO | |||
| LA CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIMBASINGER | JAN 26 | HBO | |||
| FLASHDANCE | 1983 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | JAN 20 | PAY PER VIEW | Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day! | 3 | 10 |
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | JAN 28 | MAX/SHO | |||
| SPLIT DECISIONS | 1988 | NR | JENNIFERBEALS | JAN 29 | STZ | |||
| TWILIGHT OF GOLDS | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | JAN 31 | SUND | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | KATEBECKINSALE | JAN 7 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| HEART LIKE A WHEEL | 1983 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | JAN 29 | FXM | |||
| VIOLETS ARE BLUE | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | JAN 1 | A&E | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | JAN 24 | USA | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| SWITCHED AT BIRTH | 1991 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | JAN 11 | FAM | |||
| NEEDFUL THINGS | 1993 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | JAN 3 | TBS | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| STRICTLY BUSINESS | 1991 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | JAN 31 | STZ | |||
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | JAN 29 | MAX | |||
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | HALLEBERRY | JAN 27 | MAX | |||
| RICH MAN'S WIFE | 1996 | R | HALLEBERRY | JAN 29 | STZ | |||
| BAPS | 1997 | PG13 | HALLYBERRY | JAN 22 | STZ | |||
| IN A CHILD'S NAME | 1991 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | JAN 1 | LIFE | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| DETECTIVE | 1968 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | JAN 26 | MAX | ||||
| END OF THE GAME | 1976 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | JAN 30 | FXM | |||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | JAN 28 | MAX | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| WHEN TIME RAN OUT | 1980 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | JAN 26 | TNT | |||
| SEPTEMBER | 1996 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | JAN 27 | SHO | |||
| BABY MONITOR: SOUND OF FEAR | 1997 | NR | JOSIEBISSETT | JAN 1 | USA | |||
| VICTORY AT ENTEBBE | 1976 | LINDABLAIR | JAN 29 | ACTN | ||||
| REPOSSESSED | 1990 | NR | LINDABLAIR | JAN 23 | TMC | |||
| PREY OF THE JAGUAR | 1996 | R | LINDABLAIR | JAN 31 | HBO | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | JAN 20 | MAX | |||
| ULTIMATE DECEPTION | 1999 | YASMINEBLEETH | JAN 30 | USA | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | JAN 31 | COM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | JAN 30 | MAX | Same deal as speed 1, but on the water in a boat - heck, anything to get Sandra wet! | 5 | 8 |
| HOPE FLOATS | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMABUNTON | JAN 31 | HBO | |||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | JAN 6 | FOX | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 7 |
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | JAN 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | NR | TIACARRERE | JAN 25 | HBO | |||
| HIGH SCHOOL HIGH | 1996 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | JAN 30 | FLIX | |||
| RITA HAYWORTH: THE LOVE GODDESS | 1983 | LYNDACARTER | JAN 30 | TRUE | ||||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S DADDY | 1991 | NR | LYNDACARTER | JAN 24 | LIFE | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | JAN 30 | TBS/WGN | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot. | 9 | 10 |
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBECATES | JAN 29 | SHO | |||
| DROP DEAD FRED | 1991 | NR | PHOEBECATES | JAN 17 | TBS | Phoebe is too cute for words. | 6 | 8 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| CAREER OPPORTUNITIES | 1991 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | JAN 27 | STZ | Jennifer is INCREDIBLE! Ride that pony, honey! | 1 | 10 |
| INVENTING THE ABBOTTS | 1997 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | JAN 25 | MAX | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | JAN 31 | COM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | JAN 10 | USA | |||
| IN THE MOOD | 1987 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | JAN 24 | MAX | |||
| MENENDEZ: A KILLING IN BEVERLY HILLS PART ONE | 1994 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | JAN 23 | TRUE | |||
| WIDOW'S KISS | 1996 | R | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | JAN 21 | MAX | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| KICKING AND SCREAMING | 1995 | R | OLIVIADABO | JAN 29 | COM | |||
| LAST GOOD TIME | 1995 | R | OLIVIADABO | JAN 17 | AMC | |||
| WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S ROMEO & JULIET | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIRDANES | JAN 29 | MAX | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | JAN 21 | HBO | |||
| COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER | 1980 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | JAN 30 | TCM | |||
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | BEVERLYDANGELO | JAN 31 | MAX | |||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ||||||
| MO' MONEY | 1992 | R | STACEYDASH | JAN 10 | COM | |||
| ADVENTURES OF MOWGLI | 1996 | NR | DANADELANEY | JAN 28 | HBO | |||
| BROKEN CORD | 1992 | KIMDELANEY | JAN 15 | TRUE | ||||
| TEMPTRESS | 1995 | R | KIMDELANEY | JAN 23 | SHO | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | DANADELANY | JAN 21 | FLIX | |||
| EXIT TO EDEN | 1994 | R | DANADELANY | JAN 30 | HBO | Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear | 0 | 8 |
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | JAN 22 | COM | |||
| BLIND SIDE | 1993 | REBECCADEMORNAY | JAN 19 | HBO | ||||
| GUILTY AS SIN | 1993 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | JAN 28 | TMC | |||
| NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS | 1995 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | JAN 30 | USA | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | LAURADERN | JAN 30 | SUND | |||
| HEAD ABOVE WATER | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | JAN 16 | MAX | From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day! | ||
| FEELING MINNESOTA | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | JAN 31 | STZ | |||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | JAN 31 | TMC | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| BLACK WHIP | 1956 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | JAN 26 | WSTN | |||
| RIO BRAVO | 1959 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | JAN 3 | A&E | |||
| SINS OF RACHEL CADE | 1961 | ANGIEDICKINSON | JAN 5 | AMC | ||||
| NORLISS TAPES | 1973 | ANGIEDICKINSON | JAN 23 | FXM | ||||
| ONE SHOE MAKES IT MURDER | 1982 | ANGIEDICKINSON | JAN 30 | MYST | ||||
| TREACHEROUS CROSSING | 1992 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | JAN 4 | TBS | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| DOCTOR DETROIT | 1983 | R | DONNADIXON | JAN 29 | ENC | |||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| PUMPKINHEAD II | 1994 | AMIDOLENZ | JAN 27 | USA | ||||
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMIDOLENZ | JAN 24 | MAX | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | JAN 30 | MAX | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| BIG NIGHT | 1996 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | JAN 31 | SUND | Yawn | 1 | 1 |
| MOTHER NIGHT | 1996 | R | KIRSTENDUNST | JAN 30 | SHO | Really dull. | 0 | 1 |
| SMALL SOLDIERS | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BEVERLY HILLS COP | 1984 | R | LISAEILBACHER | JAN 23 | MAX | A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down. | 9 | 6 |
| SEDUCTION | 1982 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | JAN 8 | TBS | ||||
| MOB BOSS | 1990 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | JAN 27 | COM | |||
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | JAN 31 | MAX | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| HOOPER | 1978 | PG | SALLYFIELD | JAN 27 | ENC | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | JAN 23 | STZ/TMC | ||||
| KISS ME GOODBYE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | JAN 26 | FXM | |||
| MURPHY'S ROMANCE | 1985 | NR | SALLYFIELD | JAN 31 | ENC/HBO/LOVE | |||
| NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER | 1990 | NR | SALLYFIELD | JAN 28 | SHO | |||
| WOMAN OF INDEPENDENT MEANS | 1995 | SALLYFIELD | JAN 31 | LIFE | ||||
| STAR WARS | 1977 | PG | CARRIEFISHER | JAN 24 | TBS | Sci fi heaven. Carrie plays Princess Lay-her. | 9 | 9 |
| BLUES BROTHERS | 1980 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | JAN 24 | TBS/TNT | |||
| BURBS | 1989 | CARRIEFISHER | JAN 1 | TBS | ||||
| AMAZING STORIES: THE MOVIE V | 1991 | CARRIEFISHER | JAN 29 | USA | ||||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE | 1988 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | JAN 11 | COM | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | JAN 29 | ENC/TMC | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 7 |
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | JAN 27 | TBS/TNT | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | JAN 28 | TMC/HBO | |||
| JACKIE BROWN | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | JAN 28 | STZ | |||
| TOUCH | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | JAN 28 | TMC | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | JODIEFOSTER | JAN 8 | ENC | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | JAN 10 | DIS | All daughters & mothers should watch this together. | 6 | 2 |
| CANDLESHOE | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | JAN 23 | DIS | |||
| CARNY | 1980 | R | JODIEFOSTER | JAN 31 | STZ | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | JODIEFOSTER | JAN 29 | LOVE | |||
| ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | JAN 22 | MAX/SHO | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| LITTLE MAN TATE | 1991 | NR | JODIEFOSTER | JAN 28 | FLIX | |||
| SOMMERSBY | 1993 | PG13 | JODIEFOSTER | JAN 26 | HBO | |||
| CONTACT | 1997 | PG | JODIEFOSTER | JAN 31 | HBO | Slow moving, but inspiring! | 8 | 5 |
| LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN | 1982 | R | DIANEFRANKLIN | JAN 29 | TBS | I thought I was the last one? | 0 | 9 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | SADIEFROST | JAN 31 | ENC/HBO/MYST/EXTR | |||
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | JAN 26 | MAX | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | TERIGARR | JAN 3 | TBS | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 3 |
| MR. MOM | 1983 | PG | TERIGARR | JAN 26 | STZ | Michael Keaton steals the show as a stay-at-home dad - a very amusing comedy! | 9 | 4 |
| INTIMATE STRANGERS | 1986 | TERIGARR | JAN 23 | LOVE | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | JAN 29 | MAX | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| STOLEN INNOCENCE | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | JAN 25 | LIFE | ||||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | JAN 24 | TNT | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | JAN 27 | HBO | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | JAN 21 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFERGREY | JAN 28 | TNT | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| STORMY MONDAY | 1988 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | JAN 20 | WGN | ||||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | JAN 17 | USA | |||
| PACIFIC HEIGHTS | 1990 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | JAN 16 | TBS | ||||
| BORN YESTERDAY | 1993 | PG | MELANIEGRIFFITH | JAN 28 | MAX | |||
| MULHOLLAND FALLS | 1996 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | JAN 4 | TMC/SHO | |||
| SHADOW OF DOUBT | 1998 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | JAN 29 | MAX | ||||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| SUMMER LOVERS | 1982 | R | DARYLHANNAH | JAN 13 | MAX | Sex on the beach - WOW! | 1 | 10 |
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | JAN 30 | HBO | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| CLAN OF CAVE BEAR | 1986 | R | DARYLHANNAH | JAN 17 | ENC | Daryl plays a bodacious Neanderthal who just loves to get laid. | 6 | 10 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | JAN 8 | FAM | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 | |
| FAMILY REUNION: A RELATIVE NIGHTMARE | 1997 | NR | MELISSA JOANHART | JAN 30 | DIS | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOANHART | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| FIRE: TRAPPED ON THE 37TH FLOOR | 1991 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | JAN 31 | ACTN | |||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| JOYRIDE | 1997 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | JAN 29 | HBO/TMC | Amy provides the only joy. | 1 | 8 |
| DOLLARS$ | 1972 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | JAN 30 | A&E | |||
| PRIVATE BENJAMIN | 1980 | GOLDIEHAWN | JAN 17 | A&E | ||||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | JAN 26 | HBO | |||
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | JAN 29 | STZ | |||
| WILDCATS | 1986 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | JAN 21 | TBS/TNT | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | JAN 23 | TBS/TNT | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | JAN 21 | FLIX | |||
| BREAKING UP | 1995 | R | SALMAHAYEK | JAN 25 | MAX | |||
| FLED | 1996 | R | SALMAHAYEK | JAN 23 | TMC | Salma is her cute feisty best in this fast moving action flick. | 6 | 7 |
| FOOLS RUSH IN | 1997 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | JAN 30 | HBO | Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable. | 1 | 7 |
| DESPERADO | NA | NR | SALMAHAYEK | JAN 30 | USA | |||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | MARILUHENNER | JAN 13 | FXM | ||||
| FIGHT FOR JUSTICE: THE NANCY CONN STORY | 1995 | MARILUHENNER | JAN 28 | LIFE | ||||
| ADRENALIN: FEAR THE RUSH | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | JAN 25 | EXTR | |||
| STANDOFF | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | JAN 18 | MAX | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| TROJAN WAR | 1993 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | JAN 16 | HBO | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | JAN 29 | MAX | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| DEATH VALLEY | 1982 | CATHERINEHICKS | JAN 16 | TBS | ||||
| RAZOR'S EDGE | 1984 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | JAN 31 | MAX | |||
| CHILD'S PLAY | 1988 | CATHERINEHICKS | JAN 16 | USA/SCIFI | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| PREACHER'S WIFE | 1996 | PG | WHITNEYHOUSTON | JAN 22 | STZ | |||
| QUARTERBACK PRINCESS | 1983 | NR | HELENHUNT | JAN 27 | TRUE | |||
| TRANCERS | 1985 | HELENHUNT | JAN 17 | TNT | ||||
| PROJECT X | 1987 | PG | HELENHUNT | JAN 30 | MAX | Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! - tale of government exploitation of monkeys with Matthew Broderick & Helen as the good guys. | 10 | 9 |
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | HELENHUNT | JAN 20 | ROM | |||
| IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS | 1993 | NR | HELENHUNT | JAN 24 | LIFE | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| BROADCAST NEWS | 1987 | HOLLYHUNTER | JAN 30 | FXM | ||||
| END OF THE LINE | 1987 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | JAN 30 | FLIX | |||
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | JAN 29 | STZ | |||
| ANIMAL BEHAVIOR | 1989 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | JAN 30 | LOVE | |||
| ONCE AROUND | 1990 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | JAN 17 | USA | |||
| SHARPE'S ENEMY | 1994 | NR | ELIZABETHHURLEY | JAN 22 | HST | |||
| SHAMELESS | 1996 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | JAN 24 | SHO | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | JAN 1 | STZ | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 8 |
| AMORE! | 1993 | KATHYIRELAND | JAN 4 | COM | ||||
| MIAMI HUSTLE | 1996 | R | KATHYIRELAND | JAN 29 | EXTR | Who needs a plot when you have Kathy? | 1 | 8 |
| MANNY AND LO | 1996 | R | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | JAN 20 | SUND | |||
| HORSE WHISPERER | 1998 | PG | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANETJONES | JAN 29 | HBO | |||
| NORMAL LIFE | 1996 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | JAN 2 | HBO | |||
| KISS THE GIRLS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | JAN 10 | MAX | Ashley as a sex slave - our dreams fulfilled! Unfortunately this movie doesn't live up to its true potential. | 6 | 8 |
| BREATHLESS | 1983 | NR | VALERIEKAPRISKY | JAN 30 | FLIX | Was there a plot? To me it seemed something like "screw Valerie blue", though who's complaining? | 2 | 8 |
| DOWNHILL WILLIE | 1996 | PG13 | STACIKEANAN | JAN 31 | HBO/SHO | Goes downhill fast. | 0 | 6 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| HARLEQUIN'S AT THE MIDNIGHT HOUR | 1995 | PATSYKENSIT | JAN 31 | TMC | ||||
| HUMAN BOMB | 1997 | PG13 | PATSYKENSIT | JAN 31 | EXTR | |||
| BLACK CHRISTMAS | 1975 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | JAN 4 | MAX | |||
| TRENCHCOAT | 1983 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | JAN 23 | HBO | |||
| LOUISIANA | 1984 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | JAN 23 | ROM | |||
| LITTLE TREASURE | 1985 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | JAN 23 | ENC | |||
| VANISHING ACT | 1986 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | JAN 30 | MYST | |||
| BODY OF EVIDENCE | 1988 | MARGOTKIDDER | JAN 8 | USA | ||||
| HENRY AND VERLIN | 1994 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | JAN 21 | TRIO | |||
| DEAD CALM | 1989 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | JAN 8 | STZ | Really scary and fun to watch! Nicole is awesome! | 9 | 10 |
| MALICE | 1993 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | JAN 29 | TBS | |||
| PORTRAIT OF A LADY | 1996 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | JAN 31 | SHO/STZ | |||
| PEACEMAKER | 1997 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | JAN 28 | MAX | |||
| UNFAITHFULLY YOURS | 1984 | PG | NASTASSIAKINSKI | JAN 22 | COM | Dudley Moore is a screwball in love with Nastassja | 6 | 6 |
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | NASTASSIAKINSKI | JAN 29 | LOVE | |||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | JAN 30 | MAX | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| CLOCKWATCHERS | 1998 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GRACE KELLY STORY | 1983 | NR | CHERYLLADD | JAN 23 | A&E | |||
| EVERY MOTHER'S WORST FEAR | 1997 | NR | CHERYLLADD | JAN 1 | USA | |||
| PERFECT LITTLE ANGELS | 1998 | CHERYLLADD | JAN 5 | FAM | ||||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| CHILD BRIDE OF SHORT CREEK | 1981 | NR | DIANELANE | JAN 17 | A&E | |||
| JACK | 1996 | PG13 | DIANELANE | JAN 24 | ENC | Big boy behaving like little boy - basically the story of the typical american male. Robin Williams saves the script. | 5 | 5 |
| MAD DOG TIME | 1996 | R | DIANELANE | JAN 29 | TMC | |||
| MURDER AT 1600 | 1997 | R | DIANELANE | JAN 30 | HBO | Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all. | 5 | 5 |
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICALANGE | JAN 23 | SHO | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| ALL THAT JAZZ | 1979 | NR | JESSICALANGE | JAN 28 | FXM | |||
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | JESSICALANGE | JAN 3 | TBS | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 9 |
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | JAN 16 | STZ | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JESSICALANGE | JAN 25 | STZ | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | JAN 12 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| COUNTRY | 1984 | PG | JESSICA LANGE | JAN 30 | HBO | |||
| GEORGIA | 1995 | R | JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH | JAN 27 | SHO | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | JAN 30 | TBS/WGN | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties. | 9 | 10 |
| FIRST TIME | 1982 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | JAN 27 | ROM | |||
| FLESH & BLOOD | 1985 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | JAN 25 | EXTR | |||
| UNDER COVER | 1987 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | JAN 16 | STZ | |||
| CROOKED HEARTS | 1991 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | JAN 10 | AMC | ||||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | JAN 29 | ENC/TMC | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| DOLORES CLAIBORNE | 1995 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | JAN 24 | TNT | |||
| BASTARD OUT OF CAROLINA | 1996 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | JAN 28 | SHO | |||
| DEEP IMPACT | 1998 | PG13 | TEALEONI | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | JAN 30 | MAX | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| EXCESSIVE FORCE | 1993 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | JAN 16 | USA | |||
| GLASS CAGE | 1996 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | JAN 18 | TMC/MAX | |||
| THAT NIGHT | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | JAN 29 | LOVE | |||
| WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | JAN 8 | FAM | |||
| NATURAL BORN KILLERS | 1994 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | JAN 29 | TMC | Really tough to watch - very negative movie. | 2 | 2 |
| EVENING STAR | 1996 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | JAN 26 | HBO | |||
| DOUBLE TAP | 1997 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | JAN 21 | MAX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHELLEYLONG | JAN 8 | COM | ||||
| MONEY PIT | 1986 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | JAN 3 | TBS | Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing. | 8 | 2 |
| HELLO AGAIN | 1987 | PG | SHELLEYLONG | JAN 20 | MAX | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1995 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | JAN 10 | DIS | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| JACK | 1996 | PG13 | JENNIFERLOPEZ | JAN 24 | ENC | Big boy behaving like little boy - basically the story of the typical american male. Robin Williams saves the script. | 5 | 8 |
| UTURN | 1997 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | JAN 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SELENA | 1997 | PG | JENNIFERLOPEZ | JAN 29 | MAX | |||
| ANACONDA | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOPEZ | JAN 30 | MAX | if snakes give you nightmares you won't sleep for weeks. Personally, all I could think about was what I'd like Jennifer to do with MY snake. | 6 | 8 |
| INVITATION TO HELL | 1984 | SUSANLUCCI | JAN 28 | MYST | ||||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| GREEN CARD | 1990 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | JAN 31 | WGN | |||
| WOMEN & MEN 2 | 1991 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | JAN 31 | HBO | |||
| END OF VIOLENCE | 1997 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | JAN 29 | TMC | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | JAN 24 | FLIX | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | JAN 30 | HBO/ENC/TMC/WAM | |||
| EVITA | 1996 | PG | MADONNA | JAN 31 | ENC | |||
| HEARST AND DAVIES AFFAIR | 1985 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | JAN 26 | TRUE | |||
| MODERN GIRLS | 1986 | PG13 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | JAN 15 | TMC | |||
| HOT TO TROT | 1988 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | JAN 30 | MAX | I refuse to pan a horse movie, but I'd rather saddle up Virginia any day! | 6 | 7 |
| CANDYMAN | 1992 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | JAN 30 | SHO | |||
| ROCK | 1996 | R | VANESSAMARCIL | JAN 20 | PAY PER VIEW | Nick Cage & Sean Connery battle a madman holding hostages at Alcatraz poised to destroy San Francisco | 7 | 9 |
| BYE BYE BIRDIE | 1963 | G | ANNMARGRET | JAN 19 | HBO | |||
| MADE IN PARIS | 1966 | NR | ANNMARGRET | JAN 6 | TCM | |||
| NEW LIFE | 1988 | ANNMARGRET | JAN 3 | MAX | ||||
| LIFE OF THE PARTY: THE PAMELA HARRIMAN STORY | 1998 | ANNMARGRET | JAN 11 | LIFE | ||||
| OUR TIME | 1974 | PG | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | JAN 25 | LOVE | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | JAN 10 | COM | ||||
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | JAN 24 | HBO | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| RADIOLAND MURDERS | 1994 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | JAN 29 | STZ | |||
| LIFEFORCE | 1985 | R | MATHILDAMAY | JAN 30 | ACTN | Starts out good, but runs out of script. But WHO CARES? Mathilda shows us PLENTY of what made her a star. | 4 | 10 |
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | MAUREENMCCORMICK | JAN 1 | FAM | ||||
| GOING ALL THE WAY | 1997 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | JAN 31 | SUND | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| EDGE | 1997 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | JAN 29 | MAX | Great Alaskan wilderness scenes, and one bitchy bear! | 7 | 4 |
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ELLEMCPHERSON | JAN 31 | HBO | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 5 |
| CASUALTIES OF LOVE: THE LONG ISLAND LOLITA STORY | 1993 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | JAN 31 | TRUE | Joey B. is my hero! | 7 | 8 |
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| BELOW UTOPIA | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | JAN 6 | HBO | Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped | 3 | 10 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| BIG TOP PEE-WEE | 1988 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | JAN 29 | MAX | |||
| FRESHMAN | 1990 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | JAN 24 | WGN | Hysterical tale of blackmarket gourmet delights. | 10 | 5 |
| CARLITO'S WAY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | JAN 30 | ACTN | |||
| RELIC | 1997 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | JAN 25 | HBO | Bizarre tale of a beast turned loose in a museum. Worth seeing just for the scene where the beast tries to stick his essence down Penelope's lovely throat. | 4 | 7 |
| RHAPSODY IN BLOOM | 1998 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | JAN 31 | STZ | ||||
| WISDOM | 1986 | R | DEMIMOORE | JAN 6 | MAX | |||
| SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | NR | DEMIMOORE | JAN 9 | TNT | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| WE'RE NO ANGELS | 1989 | NR | DEMIMOORE | JAN 2 | TBS | |||
| INDECENT PROPOSAL | 1993 | R | DEMIMOORE | JAN 25 | MAX | Great unrealized potential as Robert Redford offers $1 mil for 1 night with Demi Moore | 4 | 4 |
| JUROR | 1994 | R | DEMIMOORE | JAN 10 | NBC | Alec Baldwin tries to sway a jury to decide his way. | 6 | 6 |
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | JAN 20 | STZ | |||
| GI JANE | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | JAN 3 | ENC | |||
| VANYA ON 42ND STREET | 1994 | PG | JULIANNEMOORE | JAN 31 | IFC | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | JAN 27 | HBO | |||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| PAINT JOB | 1992 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | JAN 21 | SHO/STZ | Bebe is gorgeous! | 3 | 10 |
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | JAN 17 | MAX | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | SUSANOLSEN | JAN 1 | FAM | ||||
| CHARLES & DIANA: APALACE DIVIDED | 1992 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | JAN 28 | TRUE | ||||
| HARD EIGHT | 1995 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | JAN 27 | SUND | The eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day! | 0 | 7 |
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | JAN 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | JAN 12 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | JAN 28 | HBO | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 4 |
| EXTREME MEASURES | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | JAN 27 | SHO | |||
| SUBSTANCE OF FIRE | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | JAN 18 | STZ | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | JAN 31 | HBO | |||
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | JAN 30 | MAX | Honkies playing basketball | 6 | 8 |
| HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS | 1980 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | JAN 19 | MAX | |||
| CHILDREN NOBODY WANTED | 1981 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | JAN 21 | TRUE | |||
| GREASE 2 | 1982 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | JAN 29 | HBO | The epitomy of god awful sequels | 0 | 3 |
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | JAN 10 | A&E | ||||
| LOVE FIELD | 1992 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | JAN 23 | TMC | ||||
| BATMAN RETURNS | 1992 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | JAN 27 | HBO | |||
| TO GILLIAN ON HER 37TH BIRTHDAY | 1996 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | JAN 28 | HBO | |||
| ONE FINE DAY | 1996 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | JAN 28 | HBO | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | JAN 25 | STZ | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | EVEPLUMB | JAN 1 | FAM | ||||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S FINE THINGS | 1990 | NR | TRACYPOLLAN | JAN 1 | LIFE | |||
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | JAN 30 | STZ/MAX | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | JAN 28 | HBO | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 5 |
| NAKED GUN 2 1/2: SMELL OF FEAR | 1991 | PG13 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | JAN 21 | MAX | |||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | JAN 31 | LOVE/SHO | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | JAN 5 | FXM | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | JAN 31 | MAX | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | JAN 23 | SHO | |||
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | JAN 20 | ROM | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | JAN 30 | SUND | |||
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | KELLYPRESTON | JAN 21 | MAX | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 7 |
| PLEASURE PALACE | 1980 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | JAN 31 | LOVE | |||
| MISTRESS | 1987 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | JAN 24 | BRAVO | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| THAT DARN CAT | 1997 | PG | CHRISTINARICCI | JAN 4 | DIS | |||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | JAN 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| STARSHIP TROOPERS | 1997 | R | DENISERICHARDS | JAN 24 | SHO | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | JAN 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MEATBALLS PART II | 1984 | PG | KIMRICHARDS | JAN 22 | MAX | Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great! | 0 | 8 |
| SIXTEEN CANDLES | 1984 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | JAN 17 | STZ | |||
| PRETTY IN PINK | 1986 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | JAN 27 | MAX | |||
| FRESH HORSES | 1988 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | JAN 23 | STZ | As long as the fillies are fresh! | ||
| BETSY'S WEDDING | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | JAN 29 | WGN/TBS | |||
| FACE THE MUSIC | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | JAN 26 | FXM | |||
| DYING YOUNG | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | JAN 31 | WGN | ||||
| HOOK | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | JAN 17 | TBS | Big stars in a cute tale of Peter Pan. | 6 | 1 | |
| MICHAEL COLLINS | 1996 | R | JULIAROBERTS | JAN 23 | HBO | |||
| CONSPIRACY THEORY | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | JAN 30 | HBO | Stupidity theory is more like it. | 1 | 2 |
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | JAN 31 | TMC | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| DESPERATE HOURS | 1990 | MIMIROGERS | JAN 9 | TBS | ||||
| SHOOTING ELIZABETH | 1992 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | JAN 22 | FXM | |||
| WEDLOCK | 1994 | NR | MIMIROGERS | JAN 23 | SCIFI | |||
| TRICKS | 1997 | NR | MIMIROGERS | JAN 10 | SHO | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | JAN 1 | STZ | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 5 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LOTTERY | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | JAN 10 | LIFE | ||||
| WHEN INNOCENCE IS LOST | 1997 | KERIRUSSELL | JAN 10 | LIFE | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | JAN 20 | TNT+PAY PER VIEW | |||
| INNERSPACE | 1987 | NR | MEGRYAN | JAN 30 | FAM | Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space! | 7 | 8 |
| DOORS | 1991 | R | MEGRYAN | JAN 27 | TMC | Problem with this movie is Jim Morrison was never worthy of a record deal, let alone a movie. | 0 | 3 |
| SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE | 1993 | MEGRYAN | JAN 4 | CBS | ||||
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | MEGRYAN | JAN 21 | MAX | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 8 |
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| EDWARD SCISSORHANDS | 1990 | NR | WINONARYDER | JAN 17 | TBS | Strangely entertaining | 7 | 7 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | WINONARYDER | JAN 31 | ENC/HBO/MYST/EXTR | |||
| REALITY BITES | 1994 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | JAN 31 | ENC | |||
| CRUCIBLE | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | JAN 30 | HBO | |||
| LOOKING FOR RICHARD | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | JAN 29 | SUND | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | WINONARYDER | JAN 21 | HBO | |||
| SHRIMP ON BARBIE | 1990 | PG13 | EMMASAMMS | JAN 30 | MAX | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| POMPATUS OF LOVE | 1995 | R | MIASARA | JAN 23 | STZ/TMC | |||
| ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW | 1975 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | JAN 24 | COM | |||
| KING OF THE GYPSIES | 1978 | R | SUSANSARANDON | JAN 28 | TNT | |||
| COMPROMISING POSITIONS | 1985 | NA | SUSANSARANDON | JAN 9 | HBO | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | SUSANSARANDON | JAN 10 | A&E | ||||
| BULL DURHAM | 1988 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | JAN 11 | COM | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | JAN 17 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| DANGEROUS AFFAIR | 1994 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | JAN 17 | LIFE | |||
| WRITE TO KILL | 1991 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | JAN 26 | MYST | |||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | JAN 29 | HBO | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| KIDS | 1995 | NR | CHLOESEVIGNY | JAN 19 | MAX | |||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | CHLOESEVIGNY | JAN 7 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| HAUNTING PASSION | 1983 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | JAN 24 | LIFE | |||
| JAMAICA INN | 1985 | JANESEYMOUR | JAN 30 | MYST | ||||
| HEAD OFFICE | 1986 | JANESEYMOUR | JAN 5 | COM | ||||
| WOMAN HE LOVED | 1988 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | JAN 24 | ROM | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | CYBILLSHEPHERD | JAN 8 | ENC | |||
| SECRETS OF A MARRIED MAN | 1984 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | JAN 30 | ROM | |||
| LONG HOT SUMMER | 1985 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | JAN 31 | ROM | ||||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| DECEPTIONS | 1990 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | JAN 30 | MYST | |||
| DEAD HUSBANDS | 1998 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | JAN 25 | USA | ||||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| JUST YOU AND ME, KID | 1979 | PG | BROOKESHIELDS | JAN 27 | STZ | |||
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | JAN 31 | LOVE | |||
| ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING | 1987 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | JAN 29 | HBO | Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop! | 4 | 8 |
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | JAN 24 | AMC | ||||
| BLIND JUSTICE | 1994 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | JAN 25 | HBO | |||
| TRIGGER EFFECT | 1996 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | JAN 24 | STZ | |||
| SAINT | 1997 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | JAN 31 | MAX | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | JAN 20 | STZ | |||
| EXCESS BAGGAGE | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | JAN 18 | HBO | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | JAN 31 | HBO | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 9 |
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | JAN 19 | MAX | |||
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | JAN 5 | TBS | |||
| STICKY FINGERS | 1988 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | JAN 30 | SHO | |||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | JAN 27 | HBO | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | JAN 30 | HBO | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 8 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| BOURNE IDENTITY | 1988 | JACLYNSMITH | JAN 16 | ROM | ||||
| CRIES UNHEARD: THE DONNA YAKLICH STORY | 1993 | JACLYNSMITH | JAN 7 | LIFE | ||||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S FAMILY ALBUM | 1994 | JACLYNSMITH | JAN 1 | LIFE | ||||
| FREEFALL | 1999 | JACLYNSMITH | JAN 23 | FAM | ||||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| EXCLUSIVE | 1992 | NR | SUZANNESOMERS | JAN 23 | LIFE | |||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | JAN 28 | TMC | |||
| AWAKE TO DANGER | 1995 | NR | TORISPELLING | JAN 10 | LIFE | |||
| MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? | 1996 | NR | TORISPELLING | JAN 10 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| HOWLING | 1981 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | JAN 17 | MAX | |||
| SKEEZER | 1982 | DEE WALLACESTONE | JAN 3 | WAM | ||||
| HAPPY | 1983 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | JAN 9 | TRIO | |||
| ALLIGATOR II: THE MUTATION | 1991 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | JAN 9 | SCIFI | |||
| LIGHTNING IN A BOTTLE | 1993 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | JAN 6 | LIFE | |||
| TOTAL RECALL | 1990 | NR | SHARONSTONE | JAN 24 | TBS | Vacation on mars for only $1,999! You don't really need air now, do you? | 8 | 7 |
| SLIVER | 1993 | R | SHARONSTONE | JAN 21 | HBO | |||
| CASINO | 1995 | R | SHARONSTONE | JAN 8 | USA | Longwinded | 4 | 0 |
| LAST OF MOHICANS | 1992 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | JAN 20 | FXM | |||
| CHINA MOON | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | JAN 31 | ROM | |||
| FACE/OFF | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | JAN 31 | MAX | Cool flick, and Domenique rocks! Watch this movie, and forever after the song "Papa's got a brand new bag" will get you hot! | 9 | 9 |
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | JAN 21 | COM | |||
| GETTING IN | 1994 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | JAN 16 | COM | |||
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | JAN 20 | HBO | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| SHE FOUGHT ALONE | 1995 | NR | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | JAN 24 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | JAN 30 | HBO | |||
| FORD: THE MAN AND THE MACHINE | 1987 | HEATHERTHOMAS | JAN 26 | TRUE | ||||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| ALL THE RIGHT MOVES | 1983 | R | LEATHOMPSON | JAN 1 | FXM | Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE! | 1 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | JAN 24 | TBS | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | JAN 31 | MAX | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | LEATHOMPSON | JAN 24 | HBO | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| CASUAL SEX? | 1988 | R | LEATHOMPSON | JAN 29 | TBS | Dumb, but Lea looks great lying naked on the beach! | 1 | 9 |
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 1990 | NR | UMATHURMAN | JAN 5 | WGN | |||
| JENNIFER 8 | 1992 | NR | UMATHURMAN | JAN 17 | USA | |||
| MAD DOG AND GLORY | 1993 | NR | UMATHURMAN | JAN 7 | USA | Bill Murray is Uma's pimp - he's had dreams like this I'd bet! | 7 | 8 |
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | JAN 31 | HBO | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 6 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| UNHOOK THE STARS | 1996 | R | MARISATOMEI | JAN 19 | TMC | |||
| HAREM | 1986 | NANCYTRAVIS | JAN 30 | ROM | ||||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | JAN 31 | FLIX/LOVE/MAX | |||
| DESTINY TURNS ON THE RADIO | 1995 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | JAN 15 | HBO | |||
| CRAFT | 1996 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | JAN 6 | HBO | A bunch o bitchy witches - Robin is SO sexy with long red hair! | 6 | 9 |
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | JAN 29 | SHO/MAX | |||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | JAN 6 | TMC | |||
| NO CONTEST | 1994 | NR | SHANNONTWEED | JAN 31 | HBO | |||
| STORMY NIGHTS | 1997 | NR | SHANNONTWEED | JAN 15 | HBO | |||
| HEAVY | 1995 | R | LIVTYLER | JAN 15 | SHO/MAX | |||
| EMPIRE RECORDS | 1995 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | JAN 31 | STZ | |||
| STEALING BEAUTY | 1996 | R | LIVTYLER | JAN 29 | FXM | Liv plays a young girl learning about sex. | 5 | 10 |
| INVENTING THE ABBOTTS | 1997 | R | LIVTYLER | JAN 25 | MAX | |||
| ARMAGEDDON | 1998 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | JAN 27 | MAX | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| AGAINST ALL ODDS | 1984 | R | RACHELWARD | JAN 25 | ENC/STZ | |||
| FORTRESS | 1985 | NR | RACHELWARD | JAN 16 | HBO | |||
| HOW TO GET AHEAD IN ADVERTISING | ;1989 | R | RACHELWARD | JAN 25 | BRAVO | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | JAN 29 | ENC | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| ALIEN | 1979 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | JAN 24 | MAX | Will keep you glued to your chair | 9 | 3 |
| EYEWITNESS | 1981 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | JAN 31 | MAX | |||
| YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | JAN 24 | MAX | |||
| DEAL OF THE CENTURY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | JAN 5 | COM | |||
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | JAN 29 | MAX | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | JAN 17 | USA | |||
| ALIEN 3 | 1992 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | JAN 21 | MAX | |||
| DAVE | 1993 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | JAN 29 | HBO | ||||
| SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR | 1997 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | JAN 31 | EXTR | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | JAN 21 | HBO | |||
| FANTASTIC VOYAGE | 1966 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | JAN 23 | FXM | Wanna see how far special effects have come in the last 3 decades? Check this movie out for an example of the old school - it actually won awards in its era for effects. An enjoyable tale. | 7 | 2 |
| BEDAZZLED | 1967 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | JAN 27 | LOVE | |||
| HANNIE CAULDER | 1971 | R | RAQUELWELCH | JAN 21 | EXTR | |||
| KANSAS CITY BOMBER | 1972 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | JAN 23 | MAX | |||
| THREE MUSKETEERS | 1974 | RAQUELWELCH | JAN 27 | AMC/BRAVO | ||||
| I WALK THE LINE | 1970 | TUESDAYWELD | JAN 12 | TNT | ||||
| SERIAL | 1980 | NA | TUESDAYWELD | JAN 5 | COM | |||
| SOUL FOOD | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | JAN 24 | HBO | |||
| HOODLUM | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | JAN 23 | SHO | |||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | JAN 25 | TNT | |||
| BLACK WIDOW | 1987 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | JAN 19 | LIFE | |||
| BETRAYED | 1988 | DEBRAWINGER | JAN 27 | TNT | ||||
| SHADOWLANDS | 1993 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | JAN 30 | MAX | |||
| HEAVENLY CREATURES | 1994 | R | KATEWINSLET | JAN 22 | STZ | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | JAN 11 | TMC | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | JAN 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FREEWAY | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | JAN 21 | HBO | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| FIRE BIRDS | 1990 | SEANYOUNG | JAN 2 | TBS | ||||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | JAN 28 | HBO | |||
| INVADER | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | JAN 27 | MAX | ||||
| PROPRIETOR | 1996 | R | SEANYOUNG | JAN 19 | MAX | |||
| EXCEPTION TO THE RULE | 1997 | R | SEANYOUNG | JAN 12 | HBO | |||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | JAN 31 | MAX | |||
| JERRY MACGUIRE | 1996 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | JAN 30 | TMC | Sport agent looking for his first big client lands a bigmouth. | 4 | 5 |
| PRICE ABOVE RUBIES | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | JAN 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MODERN GIRLS | 1986 | PG13 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | JAN 15 | TMC | |||
| GROSS ANATOMY | 1989 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | JAN 8 | USA |
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