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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. By subscribing to the email updates you will get this info as quickly as it is posted, AND much other useful stuff like hot magazine appearances, and other fillies.com site updates.
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Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for February, 1999, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:
January, 1999
December, 1998
November, 1998
October, 1998
September, 1998
August, 1998
July, 1998
June, 1998
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NORTH AND SOUTH | 1985 | KIRSTIEALLEY | FEB 21 | FAM | ||||
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | KIRSTIEALLEY | FEB 23 | HBO | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 1 |
| SIBLING RIVALRY | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | FEB 22 | COM | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | FEB 26 | LOVE/MAX | |||
| FOR RICHER OR POORER | 1997 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | FEB 12 | STZ | |||
| TOOTHLESS | 1997 | KIRSTIEALLEY | FEB 18 | DIS | ||||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | FEB 21 | STZ | |||
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| TOUCH AND GO | 1986 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | FEB 28 | COM | ||||
| MCBAIN | 1991 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | FEB 17 | WGN | ||||
| CAUGHT | 1996 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | FEB 15 | SHO | |||
| WOUNDED | 1997 | R | MADCHENAMICK | FEB 15 | MAX | |||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | FEB 5 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| NAKED SOULS | 1995 | R | PAMELAANDERSON | FEB 3 | HBO | |||
| BARB WIRE | 1996 | R | PAMELAANDERSON | FEB 13 | SCIFI | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| KING PIN | 1996 | PG13 | VANESSAANGEL | FEB 6 | SHO | |||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER | 1990 | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | FEB 13 | FAM | |||
| PICTURE PERFECT | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | FEB 28 | MAX | Too bad no one overexposed the film. | 2 | 6 |
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | FEB 27 | HBO | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 6 |
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| FATAL ATTRACTION | 1987 | R | ANNEARCHER | FEB 28 | USA | |||
| NARROW MARGIN | 1990 | NR | ANNEARCHER | FEB 21 | SHO | Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted. | 8 | 5 |
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANNEARCHER | FEB 28 | MAX | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | FEB 27 | SHO/STZ | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| NEW YORK STORIES | 1989 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | FEB 21 | HBO | ||||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | FEB 10 | TMC | |||
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | FEB 20 | TMC/MAX | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | FEB 18 | STZ | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| THIS BOY'S LIFE | 1993 | R | ELLENBARKIN | FEB 25 | TNT | |||
| BAD COMPANY | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | FEB 25 | SHO | Predictable, but watchable. | 6 | 7 |
| MAD DOG TIME | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | FEB 24 | SHO | |||
| EROTIQUE | 1994 | PRISCILLABARNES | FEB 25 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | FEB 19 | MAX | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | DREWBARRYMORE | FEB 4 | COM | ||||
| FAR FROM HOME | 1989 | DREWBARRYMORE | FEB 22 | TNT | Extremely stupid script, but Drewsy is worth an ogle in this one. | 1 | 8 | |
| DOPPELGANGER: THE EVIL WITHIN | 1993 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | FEB 28 | SCIFI | |||
| AMY FISHER STORY | 1993 | DREWBARRYMORE | FEB 24 | TRUE | ||||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | FEB 24 | ENC | |||
| NINE 1/2 WEEKS | 1986 | R | KIMBASINGER | FEB 5 | TBS | boring, but if you dig Kim who cares? | 1 | 8 |
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | FEB 24 | MAX | |||
| COOL WORLD | 1992 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | FEB 22 | SCIFI | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | NR | KIMBASINGER | FEB 26 | MAX | |||
| LA CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIMBASINGER | FEB 26 | MAX | |||
| FLASHDANCE | 1983 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | FEB 26 | HBO | Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day! | 3 | 10 |
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | FEB 4 | MAX | |||
| SPLIT DECISIONS | 1988 | NR | JENNIFERBEALS | FEB 24 | STZ | |||
| TWILIGHT OF GOLDS | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | FEB 25 | SHO | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| HEART LIKE A WHEEL | 1983 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | FEB 27 | ENC | |||
| DIE HARD 2 | 1990 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | FEB 13 | WGN | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| JUDICIAL CONSENT | 1994 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | FEB 25 | LIFE | |||
| ANY MOTHER'S SON | 1997 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | FEB 8 | LIFE | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| AS GOOD AS DEAD | 1995 | NR | CRYSTALBERNARD | FEB 5 | WGN | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | HALLEBERRY | FEB 20 | MAX | |||
| RICH MAN'S WIFE | 1996 | R | HALLEBERRY | FEB 25 | MYST | |||
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLEBERRY | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BAPS | 1997 | PG13 | HALLYBERRY | FEB 27 | STZ | |||
| I'LL TAKE MANHATTAN | 1987 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | FEB 24 | ROM | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| BULLITT | 1968 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | FEB 7 | A&E | |||
| GRASSHOPPER | 1970 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | FEB 11 | FLIX | |||
| SPIRAL STAIRCASE | 1975 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | FEB 27 | MYST | |||
| END OF THE GAME | 1976 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | FEB 16 | FXM | |||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | FEB 10 | MAX | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| ANNA KARENINA | 1985 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | FEB 21 | ROM | |||
| CHOICES | 1986 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | FEB 23 | TRUE | ||||
| LEAVE OF ABSENCE | 1994 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | FEB 26 | ROM | ||||
| SEPTEMBER | 1996 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | FEB 10 | TMC | |||
| DEADLY VOWS | 1994 | NR | JOSIEBISSETT | FEB 10 | LIFE | |||
| EXORCIST | 1973 | NR | LINDABLAIR | FEB 14 | A&E | Horror BS | 1 | 1 |
| REPOSSESSED | 1990 | NR | LINDABLAIR | FEB 5 | SHO | |||
| FACE TO DIE FOR | '1997 | YASMINEBLEETH | FEB 3 | LIFE | ||||
| ULTIMATE DECEPTION | 1999 | YASMINEBLEETH | FEB 6 | USA | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | FEB 26 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | FEB 25 | MAX | Same deal as speed 1, but on the water in a boat - heck, anything to get Sandra wet! | 5 | 8 |
| IN LOVE AND WAR | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | FEB 14 | STZ | |||
| HOPE FLOATS | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | FEB 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMABUNTON | FEB 24 | HBO | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | FEB 28 | SHO | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | FEB 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | NR | TIACARRERE | FEB 26 | MAX | |||
| HIGH SCHOOL HIGH | 1996 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | FEB 20 | TMC | |||
| IMMORTALS | 1996 | R | TIACARRERE | FEB 17 | HBO | |||
| KULL THE CONQUEROR | 1997 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | FEB 24 | STZ | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | FEB 13 | TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot. | 9 | 10 |
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBECATES | FEB 27 | SHO | |||
| SCRATCH THE SURFACE | 1997 | PHOEBECATES | FEB 28 | SUND | ||||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | FEB 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| ROCKETEER | 1991 | PG | JENNIFERCONNELLY | FEB 13 | TBS | This boy can fly! Jennifer ALWAYS gets a rise out of me! | 5 | 7 |
| OF LOVE AND SHADOWS | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | FEB 22 | TMC | |||
| INVENTING THE ABBOTTS | 1997 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | FEB 21 | HBO | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| COMMANDMENTS | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | FEB 25 | MAX | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | FEB 28 | SHO | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | FEB 26 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| IN THE MOOD | 1987 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | FEB 23 | MAX | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| KICKING AND SCREAMING | 1995 | R | OLIVIADABO | FEB 5 | COM | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | FEB 25 | HBO | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | FEB 27 | MAX | |||
| PATERNITY | 1981 | BEVERLYDANGELO | FEB 25 | TNT | ||||
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | BEVERLYDANGELO | FEB 26 | MAX | |||
| clueless | STACEYDASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ||||||
| MO' MONEY | 1992 | R | STACEYDASH | FEB 19 | COM | |||
| WEB OF DECEPTION | 1994 | PAMDAWBER | FEB 28 | LIFE | ||||
| TRAIL OF TEARS | 1995 | PAMDAWBER | FEB 20 | LIFE | ||||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF MOWGLI | 1996 | NR | DANADELANEY | FEB 24 | HBO | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | DANADELANY | FEB 26 | TMC | |||
| EXIT TO EDEN | 1994 | R | DANADELANY | FEB 15 | MAX | Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear | 0 | 8 |
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | FEB 1 | COM | |||
| HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE | 1992 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | FEB 27 | SHO | A babysitter gone mad. | 5 | 5 |
| WINNER | 1996 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | FEB 25 | EXTR | |||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | FEB 13 | TNT | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| BLUE VELVET | 1986 | R | LAURADERN | FEB 13 | MYST | This movie is BEYOND stupid. The hell I endure to ogle a babe or two. | 0 | 6 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | FEB 18 | MAX | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | LAURADERN | FEB 27 | SHO | |||
| FEELING MINNESOTA | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | FEB 21 | STZ/MAX | |||
| HEAD ABOVE WATER | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | FEB 27 | HBO | From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day! | ||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | FEB 22 | SHO | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| LIFE LESS ORDINARY | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | FEB 24 | HBO | |||
| SHOOT-OUT AT MEDICINE BEND | 1957 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | FEB 23 | WSTN | |||
| SINS OF RACHEL CADE | 1961 | ANGIEDICKINSON | FEB 13 | AMC | ||||
| SAM WHISKEY | 1969 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | FEB 24 | TNT | |||
| SENSITIVE, PASSIONATE MAN | 1977 | ANGIEDICKINSON | FEB 23 | LOVE | ||||
| DEATH HUNT | 1981 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | FEB 26 | ACTN | |||
| TREACHEROUS CROSSING | 1992 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | FEB 28 | WGN | |||
| MADDENING | 1995 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | FEB 10 | USA | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | AMIDOLENZ | FEB 13 | TBS | |||
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | FEB 26 | ROM | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMIDOLENZ | FEB 28 | TMC | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | FEB 23 | MAX | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| BIG NIGHT | 1996 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | FEB 18 | SHO | Yawn | 1 | 1 |
| GROSS POINTE BLANK | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | FEB 12 | STZ | |||
| SMALL SOLDIERS | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | FEB 13 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DEMOLITIONIST | 1996 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | FEB 13 | SCIFI | |||
| CHOSEN ONE | 1998 | R | CARMENELECTRA | FEB 20 | SHO | |||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE LEADING LADY | 1990 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | FEB 26 | MYST | |||
| MOB BOSS | 1990 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | FEB 9 | COM | |||
| SATURN 3 | 1980 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | FEB 6 | SCIFI | |||
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | FEB 17 | MAX | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT | 1977 | NR | SALLYFIELD | FEB 7 | TBS | |||
| HOOPER | 1978 | PG | SALLYFIELD | FEB 17 | STZ | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | FEB 25 | FXM/SHO/STZ | ||||
| BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1979 | NR | SALLYFIELD | FEB 24 | MAX | |||
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II | 1980 | NR | SALLYFIELD | FEB 15 | TBS | |||
| KISS ME GOODBYE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | FEB 25 | FLIX | |||
| PLACES IN THE HEART | 1984 | PG | SALLYFIELD | FEB 21 | SHO/STZ | |||
| MURPHY'S ROMANCE | 1985 | NR | SALLYFIELD | FEB 27 | HBO/STZ | |||
| NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER | 1990 | NR | SALLYFIELD | FEB 21 | FLIX | |||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | SALLYFIELD | FEB 28 | TBS | ||||
| BLUES BROTHERS | 1980 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | FEB 28 | TBS | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE | 1988 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | FEB 21 | COM | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | FEB 26 | ENC/MAX/SHO | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 7 |
| LITTLE BUDDHA | 1993 | PG | BRIDGETFONDA | FEB 28 | IFC | |||
| ROAD TO WELLVILLE | 1994 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | FEB 26 | FLIX | Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction. | 8 | 10 |
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | BRIDGETFONDA | FEB 27 | SHO | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | FEB 21 | MAX | |||
| JACKIE BROWN | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | FEB 19 | STZ | |||
| TOUCH | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | FEB 27 | SUND | |||
| BUGSY MALONE | 1976 | G | JODIEFOSTER | FEB 25 | MAX | |||
| CANDLESHOE | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | FEB 21 | DIS | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | FEB 7 | DIS | All daughters & mothers should watch this together. | 6 | 2 |
| FOXES | 1980 | JODIEFOSTER | FEB 13 | TBS | ||||
| STEALING HOME | 1988 | NA | JODIEFOSTER | FEB 22 | STZ | |||
| NELL | 1994 | JODIEFOSTER | FEB 17 | FAM | ||||
| CONTACT | 1997 | PG | JODIEFOSTER | FEB 24 | MAX | Slow moving, but inspiring! | 8 | 5 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | SADIEFROST | FEB 27 | ENC/MAX/SHO | |||
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | FEB 28 | HBO | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | TERIGARR | FEB 7 | TNT | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 3 |
| LET IT RIDE | 1989 | TERIGARR | FEB 25 | MAX/SHO | How can I not love a horse racing movie? | 6 | 5 | |
| SHORT TIME | 1990 | TERIGARR | FEB 27 | COM | ||||
| STRANGER IN THE FAMILY | 1991 | NR | TERIGARR | FEB 28 | TRUE | |||
| MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD | 1992 | TERIGARR | FEB 7 | TNT | ||||
| RONNIE & JULIE | 1997 | PG | TERIGARR | FEB 27 | SHO | |||
| POWER 98 | 1995 | R | JENNIEGARTH | FEB 16 | HBO | |||
| FALLING FOR YOU | 1995 | JENNIEGARTH | FEB 26 | LIFE | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | FEB 25 | MAX | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | FEB 28 | SHO | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | FEB 20 | HBO | ||||
| STOLEN INNOCENCE | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | FEB 28 | LIFE | ||||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | FEB 26 | HBO | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | FEB 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | FEB 24 | ENC | |||
| NIGHT MOVES | 1975 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | FEB 7 | A&E | ||||
| CHERRY 2000 | 1988 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | FEB 24 | WGN | ||||
| WOMEN AND MEN: STORIES OF SEDUCTION | 1990 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | FEB 23 | HBO | |||
| BORN YESTERDAY | 1993 | PG | MELANIEGRIFFITH | FEB 12 | MAX | |||
| SHADOW OF DOUBT | 1998 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | FEB 27 | MAX | ||||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| SUMMER LOVERS | 1982 | R | DARYLHANNAH | FEB 6 | MAX | Sex on the beach - WOW! | 1 | 10 |
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | FEB 28 | HBO | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOANHART | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| MATLOCK THE AMBASSADOR | 1988 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | FEB 24 | TBS | |||
| FIRE: TRAPPED ON THE 37TH FLOOR | 1991 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | FEB 23 | ACTN | |||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | TERIHATCHER | FEB 28 | TBS | ||||
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| JOYRIDE | 1997 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | FEB 23 | SHO | Amy provides the only joy. | 1 | 8 |
| THERE'S A GIRL IN MY SOUP | 1970 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | FEB 3 | A&E | |||
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | FEB 14 | MAX | |||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | FEB 27 | COM | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | FEB 7 | TBS | |||
| DECEIVED | 1991 | GOLDIEHAWN | FEB 14 | TBS | ||||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | FEB 26 | TMC | |||
| BREAKING UP | 1995 | R | SALMAHAYEK | FEB 25 | HBO | |||
| FLED | 1996 | R | SALMAHAYEK | FEB 6 | SHO | Salma is her cute feisty best in this fast moving action flick. | 6 | 7 |
| FOOLS RUSH IN | 1997 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | FEB 27 | MAX | Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable. | 1 | 7 |
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | MARILUHENNER | FEB 15 | FXM | ||||
| STARK | 1985 | MARILUHENNER | FEB 28 | MYST | ||||
| STANDOFF | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | FEB 20 | MAX | |||
| ADRENALIN: FEAR THE RUSH | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | FEB 21 | TMC | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | FEB 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| TROJAN WAR | 1993 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | FEB 25 | MAX | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | FEB 25 | MAX | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| DEATH VALLEY | 1982 | CATHERINEHICKS | FEB 14 | TBS | ||||
| RAZOR'S EDGE | 1984 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | FEB 11 | HBO | |||
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | CATHERINEHICKS | FEB 13 | TBS | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| ALLNIGHTER | 1987 | SUSANNAHOFFS | FEB 5 | USA | ||||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| DISTURBING BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| WAITING TO EXHALE | 1995 | NA | WHITNEYHOUSTON | FEB 27 | ABC | |||
| PREACHER'S WIFE | 1996 | PG | WHITNEYHOUSTON | FEB 26 | DIS/ENC | |||
| SCRATCH THE SURFACE | 1997 | WHITNEYHOUSTON | FEB 28 | SUND | ||||
| PROJECT X | 1987 | PG | HELENHUNT | FEB 12 | MAX | Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! - tale of government exploitation of monkeys with Matthew Broderick & Helen as the good guys. | 10 | 9 |
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | FEB 28 | ENC | |||
| END OF THE LINE | 1987 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | FEB 15 | TMC | |||
| ADV. OF THE ALLEGED CHEERLEADER-MURDERING MOM | 1993 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | FEB 28 | HBO | |||
| SHAMELESS | 1996 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | FEB 12 | TMC | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | FEB 27 | STZ | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 8 |
| AMORE! | 1993 | KATHYIRELAND | FEB 26 | COM | ||||
| BACKFIRE! | 1994 | NR | KATHYIRELAND | FEB 19 | COM | |||
| HORSE WHISPERER | 1998 | PG | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SUSIE Q | 1996 | PG | AMY JOJOHNSON | FEB 19 | DIS | |||
| WATCHER IN WOODS | 1981 | PG | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | FEB 28 | HBO | |||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANETJONES | FEB 5 | HBO | |||
| NORMAL LIFE | 1996 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | FEB 22 | HBO | |||
| KISS THE GIRLS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | FEB 27 | MAX | Ashley as a sex slave - our dreams fulfilled! Unfortunately this movie doesn't live up to its true potential. | 6 | 8 |
| DONNIE BRASCO | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | FEB 24 | SHO | |||
| BREATHLESS | 1983 | NR | VALERIEKAPRISKY | FEB 25 | ENC/TMC | Was there a plot? To me it seemed something like "screw Valerie blue", though who's complaining? | 2 | 8 |
| MILENA | 1990 | NR | VALERIEKAPRISKY | FEB 8 | ROM | |||
| DOWNHILL WILLIE | 1996 | PG13 | STACIKEANAN | FEB 27 | MAX/SHO | Goes downhill fast. | 0 | 6 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| HUMAN BOMB | 1997 | PG13 | PATSYKENSIT | FEB 17 | SHO | |||
| BLACK CHRISTMAS | 1975 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | FEB 12 | MAX | |||
| AMITYVILLE HORROR | 1979 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | FEB 28 | MAX | Typical horror BS. | 1 | 6 |
| WILLIE AND PHIL | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | FEB 25 | LOVE | |||
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | FEB 12 | ROM | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| TRENCHCOAT | 1983 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | FEB 26 | HBO | |||
| LITTLE TREASURE | 1985 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | FEB 26 | LOVE | |||
| HENRY AND VERLIN | 1994 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | FEB 16 | TRIO | |||
| DEAD CALM | 1989 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | FEB 23 | STZ | Really scary and fun to watch! Nicole is awesome! | 9 | 10 |
| FLIRTING | 1990 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | FEB 14 | ROM/AMC | Girls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school. | 3 | 8 |
| PORTRAIT OF A LADY | 1996 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | FEB 27 | FLIX | |||
| PEACEMAKER | 1997 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | FEB 28 | MAX | |||
| UNFAITHFULLY YOURS | 1984 | PG | NASTASSIAKINSKI | FEB 22 | COM | Dudley Moore is a screwball in love with Nastassja | 6 | 6 |
| CAT PEOPLE | 1982 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | FEB 26 | ENC | Odd movie - but Nastassja is rarely overdressed. | 7 | 9 |
| PARIS, TEXAS | 1984 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | FEB 13 | MAX | |||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | FEB 23 | MAX | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| ONE NIGHT STAND | 1997 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | FEB 25 | LOVE | |||
| BULLSEYE! | 1991 | SALLYKIRKLAND | FEB 23 | WGN | ||||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| CLOCKWATCHERS | 1998 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | FEB 11 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CROSSINGS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | FEB 25 | LOVE | |||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S CHANGES | 1991 | NR | CHERYLLADD | FEB 4 | LIFE | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| NYMPH | CHASEYLAIN | FEB 24 | PLAYBOY | |||||
| LADY BEWARE | 1987 | R | DIANELANE | FEB 18 | TNT | Diane Lane is the object of a loon's affections. | 5 | 9 |
| JACK | 1996 | PG13 | DIANELANE | FEB 1 | ENC | Big boy behaving like little boy - basically the story of the typical american male. Robin Williams saves the script. | 5 | 5 |
| MAD DOG TIME | 1996 | R | DIANELANE | FEB 24 | SHO | |||
| MURDER AT 1600 | 1997 | R | DIANELANE | FEB 24 | HBO | Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all. | 5 | 5 |
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICALANGE | FEB 27 | HBO/TMC | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| ALL THAT JAZZ | 1979 | NR | JESSICALANGE | FEB 17 | FXM | |||
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | JESSICALANGE | FEB 7 | TNT | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 9 |
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | FEB 3 | MAX | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JESSICALANGE | FEB 17 | ENC | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | FEB 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| COUNTRY | 1984 | PG | JESSICA LANGE | FEB 10 | MAX | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | FEB 22 | ENC | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | FEB 27 | TNT | ||||
| BEYTRAYAL OF THE DOVE | 1992 | KELLYLEBROCK | FEB 5 | LIFE | ||||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GEORGIA | 1995 | R | JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH | FEB 24 | SUND | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | FEB 13 | TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties. | 9 | 10 |
| FLESH & BLOOD | 1985 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | FEB 22 | FLIX | |||
| RUSH | 1991 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | FEB 4 | TBS | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | FEB 26 | ENC/MAX/SHO | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| BASTARD OUT OF CAROLINA | 1996 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | FEB 25 | TMC | |||
| WASHINGTON SQUARE | 1997 | PG | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | FEB 26 | STZ | |||
| DEEP IMPACT | 1998 | PG13 | TEALEONI | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | FEB 26 | MAX/SHO | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| GLASS CAGE | 1996 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | FEB 11 | MAX | |||
| NATURAL BORN KILLERS | 1994 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | FEB 27 | EXTR | Really tough to watch - very negative movie. | 2 | 2 |
| RETURN OF SWAMP THING | 1988 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | FEB 21 | SCIFI | If anyone can get a plant hard, our money would be on Heather! | 4 | 6 | |
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | FEB 27 | USA | |||
| DOUBLE TAP | 1997 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | FEB 2 | HBO | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LOSIN' IT | 1983 | R | SHELLEYLONG | FEB 7 | COM | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHELLEYLONG | FEB 4 | COM | ||||
| HELLO AGAIN | 1987 | PG | SHELLEYLONG | FEB 15 | MAX | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1995 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | FEB 7 | DIS | |||
| VERY BRADY SEQUEL | 1996 | PG13 | SHELLEYLONG | FEB 20 | ABC | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| VANISHED WITHOUT A TRACE | 1999 | SHELLEYLONG | FEB 1 | NBC | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| JACK | 1996 | PG13 | JENNIFERLOPEZ | FEB 1 | ENC | Big boy behaving like little boy - basically the story of the typical american male. Robin Williams saves the script. | 5 | 8 |
| UTURN | 1997 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | FEB 25 | TMC | |||
| SELENA | 1997 | PG | JENNIFERLOPEZ | FEB 28 | HBO | |||
| OUT OF SIGHT | 1998 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ANACONDA | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOPEZ | FEB 27 | MAX | if snakes give you nightmares you won't sleep for weeks. Personally, all I could think about was what I'd like Jennifer to do with MY snake. | 6 | 8 |
| DOUBLE EDGE | 1992 | SUSANLUCCI | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| MICHAEL | 1996 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | FEB 26 | STZ | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | FEB 27 | SHO/STZ | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | MADONNA | FEB 24 | ENC | |||
| LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | FEB 25 | HBO/STZ | |||
| EVITA | 1996 | PG | MADONNA | FEB 26 | TRUE | |||
| CREATOR | 1985 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | FEB 12 | BRVO | A SUPERB movie! Inspiring and wonderful - if you are in a bad mood, this movie will fix it! | 10 | 10 |
| MODERN GIRLS | 1986 | PG13 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | FEB 27 | FLIX | |||
| LOVE KILLS | 1991 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | FEB 11 | WGN | ||||
| CANDYMAN | 1992 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | FEB 26 | TMC | |||
| LINDA | 1993 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | FEB 16 | TBS | |||
| STAGECOACH | 1966 | ANNMARGRET | FEB 28 | FXM/WSTN | ||||
| RETURN OF SOLDIER | 1981 | NR | ANNMARGRET | FEB 26 | ROM | |||
| NEW LIFE | 1988 | ANNMARGRET | FEB 26 | HBO/TMC | ||||
| FOLLOWING HER HEART | 1994 | ANNMARGRET | FEB 13 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| RADIOLAND MURDERS | 1994 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | FEB 24 | ENC | |||
| LIFEFORCE | 1985 | R | MATHILDAMAY | FEB 4 | ENC | Starts out good, but runs out of script. But WHO CARES? Mathilda shows us PLENTY of what made her a star. | 4 | 10 |
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | MAUREENMCCORMICK | FEB 14 | FAM | ||||
| PHANTOMS | 1998 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | FEB 20 | SHO | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER | 1990 | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | FEB 13 | FAM | |||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| EDGE | 1997 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | FEB 16 | HBO | Great Alaskan wilderness scenes, and one bitchy bear! | 7 | 4 |
| CASUALTIES OF LOVE: THE LONG ISLAND LOLITA STORY | 1993 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | FEB 26 | TRUE | Joey B. is my hero! | 7 | 8 |
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| BELOW UTOPIA | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | FEB 21 | MAX | Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped | 3 | 10 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| BIG TOP PEE-WEE | 1988 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | FEB 17 | MAX | |||
| KINDERGARTEN COP | 1990 | NR | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | FEB 15 | USA | Arnie as teacher shoulda been funnier. | 3 | 2 |
| CARLITO'S WAY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | FEB 19 | STZ | |||
| HIRED HEART | 1997 | NR | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | FEB 13 | LIFE | |||
| RELIC | 1997 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | FEB 21 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a beast turned loose in a museum. Worth seeing just for the scene where the beast tries to stick his essence down Penelope's lovely throat. | 4 | 7 |
| WAIKIKI | 1980 | DONNAMILLS | FEB 27 | MYST | ||||
| WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING BRIDESMAID | 1990 | DONNAMILLS | FEB 14 | LIFE | ||||
| WISDOM | 1986 | R | DEMIMOORE | FEB 28 | MAX | |||
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | FEB 28 | MAX | |||
| SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | NR | DEMIMOORE | FEB 17 | TBS | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| BUTCHER'S WIFE | 1991 | PG13 | DEMIMOORE | FEB 14 | SCIFI | 3 | 4 | |
| INDECENT PROPOSAL | 1993 | R | DEMIMOORE | FEB 28 | MAX | Great unrealized potential as Robert Redford offers $1 mil for 1 night with Demi Moore | 4 | 4 |
| STRIPTEASE | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | FEB 20 | TBS | Unintentionally hysterical story of a stripper - after Demi's awesome assets, Monty Python steals the show. | 1 | 10 |
| IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | FEB 25 | HBO | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | FEB 21 | STZ | |||
| VANYA ON 42ND STREET | 1994 | PG | JULIANNEMOORE | FEB 1 | IFC | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | FEB 26 | HBO | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| PAINT JOB | 1992 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | FEB 21 | FLIX | Bebe is gorgeous! | 3 | 10 |
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | SUSANOLSEN | FEB 14 | FAM | ||||
| HARD EIGHT | 1995 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | FEB 18 | SHO | The eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day! | 0 | 7 |
| EMMA | 1996 | PG | GWYNETHPALTROW | FEB 27 | LOVE | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | FEB 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | FEB 5 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GOING FOR THE GOLD: THE BILL JOHNSON STORY | 1985 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | FEB 25 | TRUE | ||||
| IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE CHILDREN | 1992 | NR | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | FEB 18 | LIFE | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | FEB 27 | HBO | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 4 |
| DEEPSTAR SIX | 1989 | R | NIAPEEPLES | FEB 27 | TBS | |||
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | FEB 26 | MAX | Honkies playing basketball | 6 | 8 |
| SILENT MOVIE | 1976 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | FEB 27 | ENC/SHO | |||
| JERK | 1979 | BERNADETTEPETERS | FEB 16 | TBS | ||||
| SLAVES OF NEW YORK | 1989 | R | BERNADETTEPETERS | FEB 13 | IFC | |||
| GREASE 2 | 1982 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | FEB 20 | HBO | The epitomy of god awful sequels | 0 | 3 |
| SWEET LIBERTY | 1986 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | FEB 16 | BRAVO | |||
| MARRIED TO THE MOB | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | FEB 18 | COM | |||
| TEQUILA SUNRISE | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | FEB 6 | LIFE | |||
| LOVE FIELD | 1992 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | FEB 28 | SHO | ||||
| BATMAN RETURNS | 1992 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | FEB 25 | MAX | |||
| TO GILLIAN ON HER 37TH BIRTHDAY | 1996 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | FEB 24 | MAX | |||
| ONE FINE DAY | 1996 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | FEB 26 | HBO | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | FEB 17 | ENC | |||
| DIFFERENT STROKES: STORY OF JACK AND JILL... AND JILL | 1997 | R | DANAPLATO | FEB 16 | MAX | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| BRADY GIRLS GET MARRIED | 1981 | EVEPLUMB | FEB 14 | FAM | ||||
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | FEB 18 | HBO | |||
| PROFESSIONAL | 1994 | NR | NATALIEPORTMAN | FEB 6 | USA | |||
| MARS ATTACKS! | 1996 | PG13 | NATALIEPORTMAN | FEB 27 | HBO | With a cast like this you expect greatness, but even the aliens get boring fast. | 4 | 5 |
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN 2 1/2: SMELL OF FEAR | 1991 | PG13 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | FEB 25 | HBO | |||
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | FEB 22 | HBO | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| TWINS | 1988 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | FEB 20 | USA | Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly? | 8 | 10 |
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | FEB 17 | FLIX | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | FEB 27 | SHO | |||
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | KELLYPRESTON | FEB 14 | MAX | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 7 |
| NOT JUST ANOTHER AFFAIR | 1982 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | FEB 22 | LOVE | |||
| DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER | 1991 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | FEB 19 | LIFE | ||||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | FEB 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PRETTY IN PINK | 1986 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | FEB 24 | MAX | |||
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | FEB 11 | FXM | |||
| FOR KEEPS | 1988 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | FEB 13 | LIFE | |||
| FRESH HORSES | 1988 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | FEB 27 | LOVE | As long as the fillies are fresh! | ||
| WOMEN AND MEN: STORIES OF SEDUCTION | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | FEB 23 | HBO | |||
| FACE THE MUSIC | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | FEB 18 | FXM | |||
| TWICE UPON A TIME | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | FEB 4 | LIFE | ||||
| MYSTIC PIZZA | 1988 | R | JULIAROBERTS | FEB 14 | ROM | |||
| HOOK | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | FEB 26 | TBS | Big stars in a cute tale of Peter Pan. | 6 | 1 | |
| SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY | 1991 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | FEB 21 | TBS/WGN | |||
| DYING YOUNG | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | FEB 16 | TBS | ||||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | FEB 22 | SHO | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| CONSPIRACY THEORY | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | FEB 21 | MAX | Stupidity theory is more like it. | 1 | 2 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| HIDER IN THE HOUSE | 1989 | MIMIROGERS | FEB 16 | TBS | ||||
| SHOOTING ELIZABETH | 1992 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | FEB 20 | FXM | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | FEB 27 | STZ | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 5 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | FEB 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BLOODLINES: MURDER IN THE FAMILY | NA | NR | MIMIROGERS | FEB 27 | TRUE | |||
| LOTTERY | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | FEB 27 | LIFE | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| NIGHTMARE IN COLUMBICOUNTY | 1991 | JERIRYAN | FEB 16 | LIFE | ||||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | FEB 13 | TNT/TBS | |||
| INNERSPACE | 1987 | NR | MEGRYAN | FEB 12 | FAM | Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space! | 7 | 8 |
| PRESIDIO | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | FEB 18 | HBO | |||
| DOA | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | FEB 21 | TNT | Meg is AWESOME! - Watch this movie and you'll get a hardon every time you hear the song "Rebel Yell" | 7 | 9 |
| DOORS | 1991 | R | MEGRYAN | FEB 25 | TMC | Problem with this movie is Jim Morrison was never worthy of a record deal, let alone a movie. | 0 | 3 |
| RESTORATION | 1995 | R | MEGRYAN | FEB 27 | BRAVO | YawnYawnYawn | 0 | 0 |
| COURAGE UNDER FIRE | 1996 | R | MEGRYAN | FEB 8 | ABC | |||
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | MEGRYAN | FEB 14 | MAX | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 8 |
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | FEB 26 | HBO/STZ | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| GREAT BALLS OF FIRE | 1989 | NR | WINONARYDER | FEB 7 | WGN | Jerry Lee is another personal hero! | 8 | 7 |
| EDWARD SCISSORHANDS | 1990 | NR | WINONARYDER | FEB 15 | TBS | Strangely entertaining | 7 | 7 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | WINONARYDER | FEB 27 | ENC/MAX/SHO | |||
| REALITY BITES | 1994 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | FEB 12 | ENCSTZ | |||
| CRUCIBLE | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | FEB 23 | MAX | |||
| LOOKING FOR RICHARD | 1996 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | FEB 21 | TMC | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | WINONARYDER | FEB 26 | HBO | |||
| SHRIMP ON BARBIE | 1990 | PG13 | EMMASAMMS | FEB 28 | HBO | |||
| DELIRIOUS | 1991 | NR | EMMASAMMS | FEB 23 | COM | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER | 1990 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | FEB 9 | TBS | |||
| STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY | 1995 | PG13 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | FEB 26 | MAX | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| QUEENIE | 1987 | MIASARA | FEB 27 | ROM | ||||
| MADDENING | 1995 | NR | MIASARA | FEB 10 | USA | |||
| ONE SUMMER LOVE | 1976 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | FEB 28 | ROM | |||
| SOMETHING SHORT OF PARADISE | 1979 | SUSANSARANDON | FEB 16 | ROM | ||||
| ATLANTIC CITY | 1980 | R | SUSANSARANDON | FEB 5 | STZ | |||
| BUDDY SYSTEM | 1984 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | FEB 28 | ROM | |||
| COMPROMISING POSITIONS | 1985 | NA | SUSANSARANDON | FEB 27 | HBO | |||
| SWEET HEARTS DANCE | 1988 | SUSANSARANDON | FEB 12 | A&E | ||||
| BULL DURHAM | 1988 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | FEB 14 | COM | |||
| THELMA & LOUISE | 1991 | R | SUSANSARANDON | FEB 21 | TBS/WGN | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | FEB 5 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| CAPTAIN AMERICA II | 1979 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | FEB 17 | SCIFI | |||
| DOOMSDAY ROCK | 1997 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | FEB 6 | FAM | |||
| DANGEROUS WATERS | 1999 | CONNIESELLECCA | FEB 20 | FAM | ||||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | FEB 17 | HBO | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| TREES LOUNGE | 1996 | R | CHLOESEVIGNY | FEB 28 | FLIX | |||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| SOMEWHERE IN TIME | 1980 | PG | JANESEYMOUR | FEB 15 | ENC | |||
| SUN ALSO RISES | 1984 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | FEB 25 | A&E | |||
| LASSITER | 1984 | R | JANESEYMOUR | FEB 19 | STZ | |||
| JAMAICA INN | 1985 | JANESEYMOUR | FEB 25 | MYST | ||||
| CROSSINGS | 1985 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | FEB 25 | LOVE | |||
| HEAD OFFICE | 1986 | JANESEYMOUR | FEB 24 | COM | ||||
| SUNSTROKE | 1992 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | FEB 16 | WGN | |||
| ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? | 1992 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | FEB 13 | TBS | |||
| PRAYING MANTIS | 1993 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | FEB 14 | TBS | |||
| AT LONG LAST LOVE | 1975 | G | CYBILLSHEPHERD | FEB 23 | FXM | |||
| LONG HOT SUMMER | 1985 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | FEB 28 | ROM | ||||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| BEVERLY HILLS NINJA | 1997 | PG13 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | FEB 16 | EXTR | |||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| JUST YOU AND ME, KID | 1979 | PG | BROOKESHIELDS | FEB 22 | ENC | |||
| SCRATCH THE SURFACE | 1997 | BROOKESHIELDS | FEB 28 | SUND | ||||
| BLUE LAGOON | 1980 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | FEB 28 | ENC/TMC | Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do? | 5 | 10 |
| ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING | 1987 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | FEB 28 | HBO | Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop! | 4 | 8 |
| BLIND JUSTICE | 1994 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | FEB 21 | HBO | |||
| SAINT | 1997 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | FEB 26 | HBO | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | FEB 21 | STZ | |||
| EXCESS BAGGAGE | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | FEB 28 | MAX | |||
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | FEB 12 | TBS | |||
| STICKY FINGERS | 1988 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | FEB 16 | SHO | |||
| BEYTRAYAL OF THE DOVE | 1992 | HELENSLATER | FEB 5 | LIFE | ||||
| LASSIE | 1994 | NR | HELENSLATER | FEB 28 | HBO | |||
| NO WAY BACK | 1996 | R | HELENSLATER | FEB 20 | MAX | |||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | FEB 5 | HBO | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | FEB 23 | HBO | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 8 |
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | FEB 28 | MAX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| RAGE OF ANGELS | 1983 | JACLYNSMITH | FEB 9 | ROM | ||||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S KALEIDOSCOPE | 1992 | JACLYNSMITH | FEB 25 | LIFE | ||||
| FREEFALL | 1999 | JACLYNSMITH | FEB 20 | FAM | ||||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | FEB 27 | EXTR | Mira fights some bad ass bugs. | 7 | 6 |
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | FEB 28 | HBO | |||
| HOUSE OF YES | 1997 | R | TORISPELLING | FEB 26 | LOVE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| HOWLING | 1981 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | FEB 21 | MAX | |||
| SIN OF INNOCENCE | 1986 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | FEB 27 | LOVE | |||
| INVISIBLE MOM | 1996 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | FEB 18 | TMC | |||
| LOVE'S DEADLY TRIANGLE: THE TEXAS CADET MURDER | 1997 | DEE WALLACESTONE | FEB 22 | LIFE | ||||
| BASIC INSTINCT | 1992 | R | SHARONSTONE | FEB 28 | WGN/USA | If you like Sharon, this movie will satisfy you - otherwise it is kind of dumb. | 4 | 6 |
| SLIVER | 1993 | R | SHARONSTONE | FEB 27 | HBO | |||
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | FEB 27 | TMC | ||||
| FACE/OFF | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | FEB 28 | MAX | Cool flick, and Domenique rocks! Watch this movie, and forever after the song "Papa's got a brand new bag" will get you hot! | 9 | 9 |
| FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC | 1987 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | FEB 14 | TBS | |||
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | FEB 9 | COM | |||
| CHASE | 1994 | KRISTYSWANSON | FEB 26 | COM | Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun. | 8 | 8 | |
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | FEB 28 | HBO | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | FEB 27 | HBO | |||
| BURIED SECRETS | 1996 | NR | TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN | FEB 7 | TNT | |||
| KILLER AMONG FRIENDS | 1991 | NR | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | FEB 28 | TRUE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | FEB 28 | MAX | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| ALL THE RIGHT MOVES | 1983 | R | LEATHOMPSON | FEB 16 | FXM | Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE! | 1 | 9 |
| RED DAWN | 1984 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | FEB 1 | TBS | |||
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | FEB 11 | TNT | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | FEB 22 | HBO | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| HOWARD THE DUCK | 1986 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | FEB 18 | TBS | I must be quacking up - I didn't hate this movie as much as everyone else did. | 6 | 8 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE II | 1989 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | FEB 4 | USA | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 8 | 6 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE III | 1990 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | FEB 5 | USA | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 7 | 4 |
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| PULP FICTION | 1985 | R | UMATHURMAN | FEB 23 | STZ | Really depressing and violent flick., and Uma royally fucked up her hair for this one. | 0 | 1 |
| EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES | 1994 | R | UMATHURMAN | FEB 28 | IFC | |||
| MONTH BY THE LAKE | 1995 | PG | UMATHURMAN | FEB 7 | ROM | |||
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | FEB28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | MARISATOMEI | FEB 16 | ROM | |||
| RETROACTIVE | 1996 | R | KYLIETRAVIS | FEB 22 | MAX | |||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | FEB 27 | ENC/MAX/SHO | |||
| DESTINY TURNS ON THE RADIO | 1995 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | FEB 13 | MAX | |||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | FEB 23 | SHO | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | FEB 27 | TMC/MAX/STZ | |||
| INDECENT BEHAVIOR | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | FEB 23 | MAX | |||
| NO CONTEST | 1994 | NR | SHANNONTWEED | FEB 16 | MAX | |||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | FEB 23 | EXTR | |||
| STORMY NIGHTS | 1997 | NR | SHANNONTWEED | FEB 11 | HBO | |||
| EMPIRE RECORDS | 1995 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | FEB 28 | ENC | |||
| STEALING BEAUTY | 1996 | R | LIVTYLER | FEB 9 | FXM | Liv plays a young girl learning about sex. | 5 | 10 |
| INVENTING THE ABBOTTS | 1997 | R | LIVTYLER | FEB 21 | HBO | |||
| ARMAGEDDON | 1998 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | FEB 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | FEB 19 | ACTN | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| AGAINST ALL ODDS | 1984 | R | RACHELWARD | FEB 27 | MAX/MYST | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| DAVE | 1993 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | FEB 26 | MAX | ||||
| SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR | 1997 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | FEB 25 | SHO | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | FEB 26 | HBO | |||
| FANTASTIC VOYAGE | 1966 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | FEB 18 | FXM/ACTN | Wanna see how far special effects have come in the last 3 decades? Check this movie out for an example of the old school - it actually won awards in its era for effects. An enjoyable tale. | 7 | 2 |
| BIGGEST BUNDLE OF THEM ALL | 1967 | RAQUELWELCH | FEB 10 | TCM | ||||
| HANNIE CAULDER | 1971 | R | RAQUELWELCH | FEB 28 | TMC | |||
| FUZZ | 1972 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | FEB 28 | TNT | |||
| THREE MUSKETEERS | 1974 | RAQUELWELCH | FEB 13 | AMC | ||||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | RAQUELWELCH | FEB 28 | FXM | ||||
| LEGEND OF WALKS FAR WOMAN | 1982 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | FEB 27 | TRUE | |||
| BACHELOR FLAT | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | FEB 26 | FXM | ||||
| SERIAL | 1980 | NA | TUESDAYWELD | FEB 14 | COM | |||
| ERASER | 1996 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | FEB 21 | NBC | Go get 'em Arnie! | 8 | 3 |
| SOUL FOOD | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | FEB 24 | HBO | |||
| OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | FEB 14 | WGN | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| TERMS OF ENDEARMENT | 1983 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | FEB 6 | TNT | |||
| BETRAYED | 1988 | DEBRAWINGER | FEB 25 | TNT | ||||
| SHADOWLANDS | 1993 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | FEB 25 | HBO | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | FEB 12 | SHO | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | FEB 14 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | FEB 27 | MAX/SHO | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| NO WAY OUT | 1987 | R | SEANYOUNG | FEB 27 | LIFE | Political drama | 5 | 9 |
| BOOST | 1988 | R | SEANYOUNG | FEB 8 | STZ | |||
| FATAL INSTINCT | 1993 | NR | SEANYOUNG | FEB 5 | COM | |||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | FEB 24 | HBO | |||
| INVADER | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | FEB 23 | MAX | ||||
| OUT OF CONTROL | 1997 | SEANYOUNG | FEB 28 | TMC | ||||
| EXCEPTION TO THE RULE | 1997 | R | SEANYOUNG | FEB 11 | HBO | |||
| COWBOY AND MOVIE STAR | 1998 | NR | SEANYOUNG | FEB 13 | FAM | |||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | FEB 25 | MAX | |||
| JERRY MACGUIRE | 1996 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | FEB 26 | SHO | Sport agent looking for his first big client lands a bigmouth. | 4 | 5 |
| MODERN GIRLS | 1986 | PG13 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | FEB 27 | FLIX |
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