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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. By subscribing to the email updates you will get this info as quickly as it is posted, AND much other useful stuff like hot magazine appearances, and other fillies.com site updates.
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Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for March, 1999, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:
February, 1999
January, 1999
December, 1998
November, 1998
October, 1998
September, 1998
August, 1998
July, 1998
June, 1998
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SIBLING RIVALRY | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIE ALLEY | MAR 27 | COM | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIE ALLEY | MAR 29 | HBO/STZ | |||
| TOOTHLESS | 1997 | KIRSTIE ALLEY | MAR 5 | DIS | ||||
| FOR RICHER OR POORER | 1997 | PG13 | KIRSTIE ALLEY | MAR 7 | STZ | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | KIRSTIE ALLEY | MAR 26 | STZ | |||
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIE ALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIE ALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| CAUGHT | 1996 | R | MARIA CONCHITA ALONSO | MAR 25 | SUND | |||
| ACTS OF BETRAYAL | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITA ALONSO | MAR 25 | MAX | ||||
| MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE | 1998 | NR | MARIA CONCHITA ALONSO | MAR 22 | USA | |||
| STORM TROOPER | 1997 | CAROL ALT | MAR 22 | SHO | ||||
| CATCH ME IF YOU CAN | 1998 | CAROL ALT | MAR 12 | FAM | ||||
| STEPHEN KING'S SLEEPWALKERS | 1992 | R | MADCHEN AMICK | MAR 26 | TBS | Stupid vampire-ish tale, but be sure to check out Madchen's dancing scene. | 1 | 10 |
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHEN AMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIAN ANDERSON | MAR 24 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIAN ANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIAN ANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONI ANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| MY MOTHER'S SECRET LIFE | 1984 | LONI ANDERSON | MAR 31 | TRUE | ||||
| BARB WIRE | 1996 | R | PAMELA ANDERSON | MAR 21 | USA | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELA ANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFER ANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | JENNIFER ANISTON | MAR 19 | COM | |||
| PICTURE PERFECT | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFER ANISTON | MAR 28 | HBO | Too bad no one overexposed the film. | 2 | 6 |
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFER ANISTON | MAR 27 | MAX | |||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | NA | NR | JENNIFER ANISTON | MAR 30 | MAX | |||
| BODY SNATCHERS | 1993 | R | GABRIELLE ANWAR | MAR 30 | MYST | Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier! | 8 | 8 |
| FOR LOVE OR MONEY | 1993 | PG | GABRIELLE ANWAR | MAR 27 | SHO | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | CHRISTINA APPLEGATE | MAR 29 | TBS | ||||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINA APPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINA APPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| TRACKDOWN | 1976 | NA | ANNE ARCHER | MAR 16 | TNT | |||
| LIFEGUARD | 1976 | PG | ANNE ARCHER | MAR 8 | STZ | |||
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANNE ARCHER | MAR 31 | STZ | |||
| MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE | 1998 | NR | ANNE ARCHER | MAR 22 | USA | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNA ARQUETTE | MAR 30 | TMC | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| NEW YORK STORIES | 1989 | ROSANNA ARQUETTE | MAR 30 | HBO | ||||
| TRADING FAVORS | 1998 | NR | ROSANNA ARQUETTE | MAR 15 | MAX | |||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | CATHERINE BACH | MAR 30 | SHO | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINE BACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| REPLIKATOR | 1994 | BRIGITTE BAKO | MAR 4 | SCIFI | ||||
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTE BAKO | MAR 31 | EXTR | |||
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTE BAKO | MAR 23 | EXTR | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIM BALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| DEAR BRIGITTE | 1965 | BRIGITTE BARDOT | MAR 17 | MAX | ||||
| BLOOD MONEY | 1988 | ELLEN BARKIN | MAR 25 | HBO | ||||
| INTO THE WEST | 1993 | PG | ELLEN BARKIN | MAR 27 | IFC | |||
| BAD COMPANY | 1995 | R | ELLEN BARKIN | MAR 30 | EXTR | Predictable, but watchable. | 6 | 7 |
| SCRUPLES | 1981 | PRISCILLA BARNES | MAR 27 | LOVE | ||||
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLA BARNES | MAR 29 | EXTR | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLA BARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | DREW BARRYMORE | MAR 30 | ACTN | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 6 |
| DOPPELGANGER: THE EVIL WITHIN | 1993 | R | DREW BARRYMORE | MAR1 | SCIFI | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | DREW BARRYMORE | MAR 26 | STZ | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 1 |
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | DREW BARRYMORE | MAR 27 | LOVE | |||
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIM BASINGER | MAR 31 | ENC | |||
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | NR | KIM BASINGER | MAR 29 | MAX | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | NR | KIM BASINGER | MAR 17 | MAX | |||
| LA CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIM BASINGER | MAR 30 | MAX | |||
| FLASHDANCE | 1983 | R | JENNIFER BEALS | MAR 16 | SHO | Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day! | 3 | 10 |
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFER BEALS | MAR 16 | SHO | |||
| VAMPIRE'S KISS | 1989 | JENNIFER BEALS | MAR 18 | USA | ||||
| TWILIGHT OF GOLDS | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFER BEALS | MAR 31 | SHO | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFER BEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| SHOOTING FISH | 1997 | PG | KATE BECKINSALE | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HEART LIKE A WHEEL | 1983 | PG | BONNIE BEDELIA | MAR 22 | FXM | |||
| BOY WHO COULD FLY | 1986 | NR | BONNIE BEDELIA | MAR 18 | DIS | |||
| WHEN THE TIME COMES | 1987 | NR | BONNIE BEDELIA | MAR 19 | TRUE | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIE BEDELIA | MAR 16 | USA | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| DIE HARD 2 | 1990 | R | BONNIE BEDELIA | MAR 7 | TBS | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| head of the class | LESLIE BEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEE BELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTAL BERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTAL BERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| BOOMERANG | 1992 | R | HALLE BERRY | MAR 28 | USA | |||
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLE BERRY | MAR 30 | MAX | |||
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | HALLE BERRY | MAR 17 | HBO | |||
| RICH MAN'S WIFE | 1996 | R | HALLE BERRY | MAR 19 | ENC | |||
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLE BERRY | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ROCKABYE | 1986 | VALERIE BERTINELLI | MAR 5 | LIFE | ||||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIE BERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| END OF THE GAME | 1976 | PG | JACQUELINE BISSETT | MAR 24 | FXM | |||
| WHO IS KILLING THE GREAT CHEFS OF EUROPE? | 1978 | PG | JACQUELINE BISSETT | MAR 31 | MYST | |||
| WHEN TIME RAN OUT | 1980 | NR | JACQUELINE BISSETT | MAR 29 | TNT | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINE BISSETT | MAR 5 | A&E | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| LEAVE OF ABSENCE | 1994 | JACQUELINE BISSETT | MAR 30 | ROM | ||||
| EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC | 1977 | R | LINDA BLAIR | MAR 21 | ACTN | |||
| SILENT ASSASSINS | 1988 | LINDA BLAIR | MAR 30 | ACTN | ||||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATE BLANCHETT | MAR 27 | MAX | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIE BRINKLEY | MAR 6 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | DANIELLE BRISEBOIS | MAR 31 | ACTN | |||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRA BULLOCK | MAR 14 | FOX | |||
| THING CALLED LOVE | 1993 | NR | SANDRA BULLOCK | MAR 17 | USA | |||
| SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRA BULLOCK | MAR 23 | MAX | Same deal as speed 1, but on the water in a boat - heck, anything to get Sandra wet! | 5 | 8 |
| IN LOVE AND WAR | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRA BULLOCK | MAR 28 | STZ | |||
| HOPE FLOATS | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRA BULLOCK | MAR 11 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMA BUNTON | MAR 29 | HBO | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | NEVE CAMPBELL | MAR 26 | STZ | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 1 |
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | NEVE CAMPBELL | MAR 24 | SHO | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVE CAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| SEDUCING DRESDEN | CHRISTY CANYON | MAR 24 | PLAYBOY | |||||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | NR | TIA CARRERE | MAR 17 | MAX | |||
| JURY DUTY | 1995 | PG13 | TIA CARRERE | MAR 20 | SHO | If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am. | ||
| HOLLOW POINT | 1995 | R | TIA CARRERE | MAR 27 | MAX | |||
| HIGH SCHOOL HIGH | 1996 | PG13 | TIA CARRERE | MAR 27 | SHO | |||
| IMMORTALS | 1996 | R | TIA CARRERE | MAR 17 | HBO | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | PHOEBE CATES | MAR 7 | TNT | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot. | 9 | 10 |
| BABY SISTER | 1983 | NR | PHOEBE CATES | MAR 11 | ROM | Plot - what plot? But Phoebe is young & juicy! | 1 | 9 |
| PRIVATE SCHOOL | 1983 | R | PHOEBE CATES | MAR 25 | LOVE | |||
| LACE | 1984 | PHOEBE CATES | MAR 13 | ROM | ||||
| DATE WITH AN ANGEL | 1987 | PG | PHOEBE CATES | MAR 13 | TBS | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBE CATES | MAR 27 | FLIX/STZ | |||
| DROP DEAD FRED | 1991 | NR | PHOEBE CATES | MAR 15 | TNT | Phoebe is too cute for words. | 6 | 8 |
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEY CHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| SOME GIRLS | 1988 | NR | JENNIFER CONNELLY | MAR 18 | ROM | |||
| CAREER OPPORTUNITIES | 1991 | PG13 | JENNIFER CONNELLY | MAR 25 | LOVE | Jennifer is INCREDIBLE! Ride that pony, honey! | 1 | 10 |
| OF LOVE AND SHADOWS | 1996 | R | JENNIFER CONNELLY | MAR 27 | SHO | |||
| INVENTING THE ABBOTTS | 1997 | R | JENNIFER CONNELLY | MAR 31 | HBO | |||
| FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES | 1996 | R | JENNIFER COOKE | MAR 23 | TNT | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIA CORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| friends | COURTENEY COX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEY COX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | COURTENEY COX | MAR 26 | STZ | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 3 |
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | COURTENEY COX | MAR 24 | SHO | |||
| COMMANDMENTS | 1997 | R | COURTENEY COX | MAR 30 | HBO | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKI COX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF | 1997 | R | OLIVIA D'ABO | MAR 26 | SHO | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLY D'ANGELO | MAR 6 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| BIG TROUBLE | 1985 | R | BEVERLY D'ANGELO | MAR 23 | IFC | |||
| WIDOW'S KISS | 1996 | R | BEVERLY D'ANGELO | MAR 17 | HBO | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIA DABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIRE DANES | MAR 31 | STZ | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIRE DANES | MAR 30 | MAX | |||
| COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER | 1980 | NR | BEVERLY DANGELO | MAR 14 | TCM/TBS | |||
| PATERNITY | 1981 | BEVERLY DANGELO | MAR 25 | TNT | ||||
| HANDS OF A STRANGER | 1986 | NR | BEVERLY DANGELO | MAR 27 | LIFE | |||
| TRADING HEARTS | 1988 | BEVERLY DANGELO | MAR 22 | ROM | ||||
| CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY | 1993 | BEVERLY DANGELO | MAR 29 | TRUE | ||||
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | BEVERLY DANGELO | MAR 29 | HBO | |||
| clueless | STACEY DASH | ABC TV - LOCAL | ||||||
| MO' MONEY | 1992 | R | STACEY DASH | MAR 6 | COM | |||
| RENAISSANCE MAN | 1994 | PG13 | STACEY DASH | MAR 31 | SHO | Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene. | 7 | 10 |
| mork & mindy | tv | PAM DAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| CAMPUS MAN | 1987 | NR | KIM DELANEY | MAR 21 | TNT/TBS | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIM DELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | DANA DELANY | MAR 5 | SHO | |||
| EXIT TO EDEN | 1994 | R | DANA DELANY | MAR 31 | MAX | Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear | 0 | 8 |
| HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE | 1992 | R | REBECCA DEMORNAY | MAR 29 | TMC | A babysitter gone mad. | 5 | 5 |
| GUILTY AS SIN | 1993 | R | REBECCA DEMORNAY | MAR 31 | SHO | |||
| WINNER | 1996 | R | REBECCA DEMORNAY | MAR 23 | TMC | |||
| BLUE VELVET | 1986 | R | LAURA DERN | MAR 27 | MYST | This movie is BEYOND stupid. The hell I endure to ogle a babe or two. | 0 | 6 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURA DERN | MAR 13 | MAX | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | CAMERON DIAZ | MAR 19 | COM | |||
| FEELING MINNESOTA | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERON DIAZ | MAR 4 | HBO | |||
| HEAD ABOVE WATER | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERON DIAZ | MAR 29 | HBO | From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day! | ||
| LIFE LESS ORDINARY | 1997 | R | CAMERON DIAZ | MAR 28 | HBO | |||
| THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY | 1998 | R | CAMERON DIAZ | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SINS OF RACHEL CADE | 1961 | ANGIE DICKINSON | MAR 28 | AMC | ||||
| DRESSED TO KILL | 1980 | R | ANGIE DICKINSON | MAR 28 | MAX | |||
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | ANGIE DICKINSON | MAR 31 | ACTN | |||
| POLICE STORY: THE FREEWAY KILLINGS | 1987 | NR | ANGIE DICKINSON | MAR 30 | ACTN | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNA DIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNEN DOHERTY | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNEN DOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | AMI DOLENZ | MAR 13 | TBS | |||
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMI DOLENZ | MAR 23 | MAX | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUIS DREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | JULIA LOUIS DREYFUS | MAR 31 | HBO | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| BIG NIGHT | 1996 | R | MINNIE DRIVER | MAR 31 | TMC | Yawn | 1 | 1 |
| GROSS POINTE BLANK | 1997 | R | MINNIE DRIVER | MAR 6 | STZ | |||
| GOOD WILL HUNTING | 1997 | R | MINNIE DRIVER | MAR 26 | STZ | A janitor at MIT turns out to be the brightest genius there! Robin Williams in one of his unfunny "deep" roles. Women will love this movie. Men will tolerate it. | 7 | 5 |
| DEVIL'S ARITHMETIC | 1999 | KIRSTEN DUNST | MAR 30 | SHO | ||||
| DEMOLITIONIST | 1996 | R | NICOLE EGGERT | MAR 21 | USA | |||
| BEVERLY HILLS COP | 1984 | R | LISA EILBACHER | MAR 29 | HBO | A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down. | 9 | 6 |
| CHOSEN ONE | 1998 | R | CARMEN ELECTRA | MAR 27 | EXTR | |||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMEN ELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| CHASERS | 1994 | R | ERIKA ELENIAK | MAR 24 | TNT | Funny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back! | 9 | 10 |
| MOB BOSS | 1990 | NR | MORGAN FAIRCHILD | MAR 9 | COM | |||
| MENU FOR MURDER | 1990 | NR | MORGAN FAIRCHILD | MAR 29 | MYST | |||
| TEST TUBE TEENS FROM THE YEAR 2000 | 1994 | NR | MORGAN FAIRCHILD | MAR 26 | USA/SCIFI | |||
| POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL - THE BARBARA HUTTON STORY | 1986 | NR | FARRAH FAWCETT | MAR 30 | TRUE | |||
| CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR | 1992 | NR | FARRAH FAWCETT | MAR 24 | LIFE | |||
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAH FAWCETT | MAR 21 | MAX | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAH FAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| HOOPER | 1978 | PG | SALLY FIELD | MAR 29 | ACTN | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLY FIELD | MAR 31 | FXM/TMC/TRUE | ||||
| BACK ROADS | 1981 | R | SALLY FIELD | MAR 24 | ENC | |||
| KISS ME GOODBYE | 1982 | PG | SALLY FIELD | MAR 27 | FXM/LOVE/SHOW | |||
| PLACES IN THE HEART | 1984 | PG | SALLY FIELD | MAR 31 | TMC/ENC | |||
| MURPHY'S ROMANCE | 1985 | NR | SALLY FIELD | MAR 18 | MAX | |||
| PUNCHLINE | 1988 | R | SALLY FIELD | MAR 21 | TNT | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | SALLY FIELD | MAR 14 | TBS | |||
| NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER | 1990 | NR | SALLY FIELD | MAR 31 | TMC | |||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | SALLY FIELD | MAR 14 | WGN | ||||
| MILK AND MONEY | 1997 | CALISTA FLOCKHART | MAR 9 | ROM | ||||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTA FLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE | 1988 | NR | BRIDGET FONDA | MAR 1 | COM | |||
| STRAPLESS | 1989 | R | BRIDGET FONDA | MAR 22 | IFC | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | BRIDGET FONDA | MAR 28 | EXTR/MAX/STZ | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 7 |
| LITTLE BUDDHA | 1993 | PG | BRIDGET FONDA | MAR 1 | IFC | |||
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGET FONDA | MAR 27 | TBS/TNT | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | BRIDGET FONDA | MAR 27 | SHO | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| ROAD TO WELLVILLE | 1994 | R | BRIDGET FONDA | MAR 26 | TMC | Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction. | 8 | 10 |
| JACKIE BROWN | 1997 | R | BRIDGET FONDA | MAR 7 | STZ | |||
| BUGSY MALONE | 1976 | G | JODIE FOSTER | MAR 20 | MAX | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1977 | G | JODIE FOSTER | MAR 19 | DIS | All daughters & mothers should watch this together. | 6 | 2 |
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | JODIE FOSTER | MAR 11 | MAX | |||
| ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIE FOSTER | MAR 24 | TMC | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| LITTLE MAN TATE | 1991 | NR | JODIE FOSTER | MAR 25 | SUND | |||
| CONTACT | 1997 | PG | JODIE FOSTER | MAR 27 | MAX | Slow moving, but inspiring! | 8 | 5 |
| TERRORVISION | 1985 | DIANE FRANKLIN | MAR 5 | SCIFI | ||||
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | SADIE FROST | MAR 28 | MAX/TMC | |||
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERI GARR | MAR 30 | HBO | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| OH, GOD! | 1977 | PG | TERI GARR | MAR 21 | TCM | Cute movie - George Burns plays God, trying to convince John Denver that he is indeed the almighty, and John in turn tries to convince the rest of the planet to clean up its act because God said so. Added bonus: Teri looks wonderful in a nightie! | 8 | 10 |
| BLACK STALLION | 1979 | G | TERI GARR | MAR 4 | TCM | |||
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | TERI GARR | MAR 14 | TBS | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 3 |
| LET IT RIDE | 1989 | TERI GARR | MAR 22 | MAX | How can I not love a horse racing movie? | 6 | 5 | |
| LIES OF THE HEART: THE STORY OF LAURIE KELLOGG | 1994 | NR | JENNIE GARTH | MAR 21 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | MAR 21 | HBO | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | MAR 24 | SHO | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZA GIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| ANOTHER WOMAN'S CHILD | 1983 | TRACEY GOLD | MAR 9 | TRUE | ||||
| FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY | 1994 | TRACEY GOLD | MAR 13 | LIFE | ||||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEY GOLD | MAR 30 | HBO | ||||
| DIRTY LITTLE SECRET | 1998 | NR | TRACEY GOLD | MAR 13 | USA | |||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIA GOLINO | MAR 16 | TBS | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| TORRENTS OF SPRING | 1990 | NR | VALERIA GOLINO | MAR 30 | LOVE | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFER GREY | MAR 28 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFER GREY | MAR 28 | TBS | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | JENNIFER GREY | MAR 15 | ENC | |||
| SOMETHING WILD | 1986 | R | MELANIE GRIFFITH | MAR 31 | COM | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | MELANIE GRIFFITH | MAR 19 | USA | |||
| BORN YESTERDAY | 1993 | PG | MELANIE GRIFFITH | MAR 30 | HBO | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNE HAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| WALL STREET | 1987 | DARYL HANNAH | MAR 1 | FXM | Short DELL, AOL & MICROSOFT! | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEE HARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH | 1996 | MELISSA JOAN HART | MAR 26 | FAM | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 | |
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOAN HART | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOAN HART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOAN HART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| FALSELY ACCUSED | 1993 | LISA HARTMAN | MAR 19 | LIFE | ||||
| seinfeld | TERI HATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | TERI HATCHER | MAR 14 | WGN | ||||
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | TERI HATCHER | MAR 13 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERI HATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| JOYRIDE | 1997 | R | AMY HATHAWAY | MAR 22 | SHO | Amy provides the only joy. | 1 | 8 |
| SUGARLAND EXPRESS | 1974 | NR | GOLDIE HAWN | MAR 12 | TNT | |||
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIE HAWN | MAR 24 | MAX/SHO | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIE HAWN | MAR 5 | MAX | |||
| BEST FRIENDS | 1982 | PG | GOLDIE HAWN | MAR 30 | ENC | One of the very few Burt Reynolds movies I truly enjoyed - watch for the scene where Goldie Hawn is talking to her mom in the bathroom. Funny as heck! | 8 | 8 |
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIE HAWN | MAR 30 | FAM/STZ | |||
| DECEIVED | 1991 | GOLDIE HAWN | MAR 5 | TBS | ||||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | GOLDIE HAWN | MAR 5 | SHO | |||
| BREAKING UP | 1995 | R | SALMA HAYEK | MAR 31 | HBO | |||
| FOOLS RUSH IN | 1997 | PG13 | SALMA HAYEK | MAR 29 | MAX | Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable. | 1 | 7 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | SALMA HAYEK | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DESPERADO | NA | NR | SALMA HAYEK | MAR 14 | USA | |||
| LOVE WITH A PERFECT STRANGER | 1986 | MARILU HENNER | MAR 29 | ROM | ||||
| LADYKILLERS | 1988 | MARILU HENNER | MAR 27 | MYST | ||||
| STANDOFF | 1997 | R | NATASHA HENSTRIDGE | MAR 20 | MAX | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| TROJAN WAR | 1993 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT | MAR 27 | MAX | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT | MAR 21 | HBO | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINE HICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| DEATH VALLEY | 1982 | CATHERINE HICKS | MAR 4 | TNT | ||||
| RAZOR'S EDGE | 1984 | PG13 | CATHERINE HICKS | MAR 30 | HBO | |||
| LAGUNA HEAT | 1987 | NR | CATHERINE HICKS | MAR 30 | MYST | |||
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | CATHERINE HICKS | MAR 13 | TBS | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINE HICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| TURBULENCE | 1997 | R | LAUREN HOLLY | MAR 23 | MAX | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIE HOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| DISTURBING BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | KATIE HOLMES | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PROJECT X | 1987 | PG | HELEN HUNT | MAR 23 | HBO | Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! - tale of government exploitation of monkeys with Matthew Broderick & Helen as the good guys. | 10 | 9 |
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | HELEN HUNT | MAR 19 | ROM | |||
| AS GOOD AS IT GETS | 1997 | PG13 | HELEN HUNT | MAR 29 | SHO | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELEN HUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| DANGEROUS GROUND | 1997 | R | ELIZABETH HURLEY | MAR 31 | ACTN | Luscious Liz makes a lollipop VERY happy! | 8 | |
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | ELIZABETH HURLEY | MAR 6 | STZ | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 8 |
| AMORE! | 1993 | KATHY IRELAND | MAR 12 | COM | ||||
| HORSE WHISPERER | 1998 | PG | SCARLETT JOHANSSON | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SUSIE Q | 1996 | PG | AMY JO JOHNSON | MAR 29 | DIS | |||
| WATCHER IN WOODS | 1981 | PG | LYNN-HOLLY JOHNSON | MAR 17 | MAX | |||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETA JONES | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANET JONES | MAR 28 | MAX | |||
| RUBY IN PARADISE | 1993 | R | ASHLEY JUDD | MAR 20 | IFC/BRAVO | |||
| KISS THE GIRLS | 1997 | R | ASHLEY JUDD | MAR 31 | HBO | Ashley as a sex slave - our dreams fulfilled! Unfortunately this movie doesn't live up to its true potential. | 6 | 8 |
| DONNIE BRASCO | 1997 | R | ASHLEY JUDD | MAR 30 | TMC | |||
| BREATHLESS | 1983 | NR | VALERIE KAPRISKY | MAR 26 | ACTN/SHO | Was there a plot? To me it seemed something like "screw Valerie blue", though who's complaining? | 2 | 8 |
| DOWNHILL WILLIE | 1996 | PG13 | STACI KEANAN | MAR 17 | MAX/TMC | Goes downhill fast. | 0 | 6 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACI KEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| BITTER HARVEST | 1993 | R | PATSY KENSIT | MAR 2 | USA | |||
| HUMAN BOMB | 1997 | PG13 | PATSY KENSIT | MAR 24 | TMC | |||
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOT KIDDER | MAR 7 | AMC | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| WILLIE AND PHIL | 1980 | NR | MARGOT KIDDER | MAR 17 | LOVE | |||
| SUPERMAN III | 1983 | NR | MARGOT KIDDER | MAR 7 | WGN | Superman saves the world | 4 | 5 |
| VANISHING ACT | 1986 | PG | MARGOT KIDDER | MAR 26 | MYST | |||
| BODY OF EVIDENCE | 1988 | MARGOT KIDDER | MAR 13 | USA | ||||
| HENRY AND VERLIN | 1994 | NR | MARGOT KIDDER | MAR 27 | TRIO | |||
| DEAD CALM | 1989 | R | NICOLE KIDMAN | MAR 26 | ENC | Really scary and fun to watch! Nicole is awesome! | 9 | 10 |
| MALICE | 1993 | NR | NICOLE KIDMAN | MAR 6 | TBS | |||
| PORTRAIT OF A LADY | 1996 | PG13 | NICOLE KIDMAN | MAR 28 | TMC | |||
| PEACEMAKER | 1997 | R | NICOLE KIDMAN | MAR 20 | HBO | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | NASTASSIA KINSKI | MAR 11 | MAX | |||
| TORRENTS OF SPRING | 1990 | NR | NASTASSIA KINSKI | MAR 30 | LOVE | |||
| PARIS, TEXAS | 1984 | R | NASTASSJA KINSKI | MAR 9 | MAX | |||
| MARIA'S LOVERS | 1985 | R | NASTASSJA KINSKI | MAR 24 | ENC | |||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | NASTASSJA KINSKI | MAR 31 | HBO | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| ONE NIGHT STAND | 1997 | R | NASTASSJA KINSKI | MAR 31 | STZ | |||
| ANNA | 1987 | PG13 | SALLY KIRKLAND | MAR 15 | STZ | |||
| HAUNTED | 1991 | SALLY KIRKLAND | MAR 29 | SCIFI | ||||
| WESTING GAME | 1997 | SALLY KIRKLAND | MAR 28 | SHO | ||||
| friends | LISA KUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | LISA KUDROW | MAR 28 | STZ | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 8 |
| WHEN SHE WAS BAD | 1979 | CHERYL LADD | MAR 21 | TRUE | ||||
| CROSSINGS | 1985 | NR | CHERYL LADD | MAR 27 | ROM | |||
| FULFILLMENT | 1989 | NR | CHERYL LADD | MAR 27 | LOVE | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYL LADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYL LADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| SECRET VIBRATIONS | CHASEY LAIN | MAR 29 | PLAYBOY | |||||
| MY NEW GUN | 1992 | R | DIANE LANE | MAR 29 | IFC | |||
| MURDER AT 1600 | 1997 | R | DIANE LANE | MAR 19 | MAX | Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all. | 5 | 5 |
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICA LANGE | MAR 26 | HBO | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| ALL THAT JAZZ | 1979 | NR | JESSICA LANGE | MAR 30 | FXM | |||
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | JESSICA LANGE | MAR 14 | TBS | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 9 |
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICA LANGE | MAR 15 | HBO | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICA LANGE | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| COUNTRY | 1984 | PG | JESSICA LANGE | MAR 29 | MAX | |||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLY LEBROCK | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GEORGIA | 1995 | R | JENNIFER-JASON LEIGH | MAR 18 | TMC | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | JENNIFER JASON LEIGH | MAR 7 | TNT | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties. | 9 | 10 |
| FLESH & BLOOD | 1985 | R | JENNIFER JASON LEIGH | MAR 23 | TMC | |||
| HEART OF MIDNIGHT | 1988 | R | JENNIFER JASON LEIGH | MAR 28 | ENC | |||
| BURIED ALIVE | 1990 | NR | JENNIFER JASON LEIGH | MAR 20 | USA | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASON LEIGH | MAR 28 | EXTR/MAX/STZ | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| HUDSUCKER PROXY | 1994 | NR | JENNIFER JASON LEIGH | MAR 11 | TNT | |||
| DOLORES CLAIBORNE | 1995 | NR | JENNIFER JASON LEIGH | MAR 6 | TBS | |||
| BASTARD OUT OF CAROLINA | 1996 | R | JENNIFER JASON LEIGH | MAR 3 | SHO | |||
| DEEP IMPACT | 1998 | PG13 | TEA LEONI | MAR 11 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEA LEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTE LEWIS | MAR 28 | MAX/TMC | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTE LEWIS | MAR 28 | FAM | |||
| NATURAL BORN KILLERS | 1994 | R | JULIETTE LEWIS | MAR 30 | STZ | Really tough to watch - very negative movie. | 2 | 2 |
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | HEATHER LOCKLEAR | MAR 30 | ACTN | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 2 |
| TERROR INSIDE | 1996 | HEATHER LOCKLEAR | MAR 29 | LIFE | ||||
| DOUBLE TAP | 1997 | R | HEATHER LOCKLEAR | MAR 31 | HBO | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHER LOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHER LOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHER LOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAY LOHAN | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MONEY PIT | 1986 | NR | SHELLEY LONG | MAR 21 | TNT | Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing. | 8 | 2 |
| HELLO AGAIN | 1987 | PG | SHELLEY LONG | MAR 24 | HBO | |||
| FROZEN ASSETS | 1992 | NR | SHELLEY LONG | MAR 29 | MAX | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1995 | NR | SHELLEY LONG | MAR 15 | DIS | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEY LONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEY LONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| BLOOD & WINE | 1996 | R | JENNIFER LOPEZ | MAR 2 | FXM | |||
| SELENA | 1997 | PG | JENNIFER LOPEZ | MAR 27 | HBO | |||
| UTURN | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOPEZ | MAR 31 | SHO | |||
| OUT OF SIGHT | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOPEZ | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ANACONDA | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOPEZ | MAR 31 | HBO | if snakes give you nightmares you won't sleep for weeks. Personally, all I could think about was what I'd like Jennifer to do with MY snake. | 6 | 8 |
| SECRET PASSIONS | 1985 | SUSAN LUCCI | MAR 26 | ROM | ||||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIE LUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIE LUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHA LYONNE | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HUDSON HAWK | 1991 | NR | ANDIE MACDOWELL | MAR 7 | TBS | Better than most box office flops | 4 | 1 |
| FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL | 1994 | NR | ANDIE MACDOWELL | MAR 15 | USA | |||
| MICHAEL | 1996 | PG | ANDIE MACDOWELL | MAR 28 | STZ | |||
| END OF VIOLENCE | 1997 | R | ANDIE MACDOWELL | MAR 28 | SUND | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | MAR 30 | TMC | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | MADONNA | MAR 15 | ENC | |||
| EVITA | 1996 | PG | MADONNA | MAR 7 | STZ | |||
| HEARST AND DAVIES AFFAIR | 1985 | NR | VIRGINIA MADSEN | MAR 22 | LOVE | |||
| MODERN GIRLS | 1986 | PG13 | VIRGINIA MADSEN | MAR 21 | SHO | |||
| CANDYMAN | 1992 | R | VIRGINIA MADSEN | MAR 28 | EXTR | |||
| BITTER VENGEANCE | 1994 | VIRGINIA MADSEN | MAR 31 | TBS | ||||
| WHISKEY DOWN | 1995 | R | VIRGINIA MADSEN | MAR 26 | HBO | |||
| STAGECOACH | 1966 | ANN MARGRET | MAR 31 | FXM/WSTN | ||||
| TOMMY | 1975 | PG | ANN MARGRET | MAR 23 | MAX | |||
| FIFTYTWO PICK-UP | 1986 | ANN MARGRET | MAR 11 | TBS | Good blackmail plot. | 6 | 3 | |
| NEW LIFE | 1988 | ANN MARGRET | MAR 30 | SHO | ||||
| SEDUCED BY MADNESS: THE DIANE BORCHARDT STORY | 1996 | NR | ANN MARGRET | MAR 21 | LIFE | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUE MARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUART MASTERSON | MAR 25 | COM | ||||
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | MARY STUART MASTERSON | MAR 25 | TBS/TNT | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| RADIOLAND MURDERS | 1994 | PG | MARY STUART MASTERSON | MAR 29 | STZ | |||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREEN MCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| PHANTOMS | 1998 | R | ROSE MCGOWAN | MAR 28 | TMC | |||
| wonder years | DANICA MCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICA MCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| SIRENS | 1994 | R | ELLE MCPHERSON | MAR 29 | BRAVO | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ELLE MCPHERSON | MAR 31 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 5 |
| EDGE | 1997 | R | ELLE MCPHERSON | MAR 26 | MAX | Great Alaskan wilderness scenes, and one bitchy bear! | 7 | 4 |
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSA MILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| HUGO POOL | 1997 | R | ALYSSA MILANO | MAR 22 | TMC | |||
| BELOW UTOPIA | 1997 | R | ALYSSA MILANO | MAR 15 | MAX | Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped | 3 | 10 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSA MILANO | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSA MILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSA MILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| BIG TOP PEE-WEE | 1988 | PG | PENELOPE ANN MILLER | MAR 16 | HBO | |||
| KINDERGARTEN COP | 1990 | NR | PENELOPE ANN MILLER | MAR 12 | USA | Arnie as teacher shoulda been funnier. | 3 | 2 |
| OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY | 1993 | PENELOPE ANN MILLER | MAR 27 | ENC | Danny Devito is a ruthless Wall Street weasel looking to plunder Penelope Ann Miller's company, but his lust for her gets in the way. Highpoint is Danny's take on lawyers: "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads - I've got mine because they've got theirs, but if either one of us uses them we're all fucked." | 8 | 9 | |
| WITCH HUNT | 1994 | R | PENELOPE ANN MILLER | MAR 11 | HBO | Script hunt | 0 | 1 |
| RELIC | 1997 | R | PENELOPE ANN MILLER | MAR 29 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a beast turned loose in a museum. Worth seeing just for the scene where the beast tries to stick his essence down Penelope's lovely throat. | 4 | 7 |
| PRESIDENT'S CHILD | 1992 | DONNA MILLS | MAR 6 | LIFE | ||||
| PARASITE | 1982 | R | DEMI MOORE | MAR 20 | MAX | |||
| SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | NR | DEMI MOORE | MAR 28 | TNT | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| GHOST | 1990 | NR | DEMI MOORE | MAR 14 | TBS | |||
| GI JANE | 1997 | R | DEMI MOORE | MAR 5 | STZ | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | DEMI MOORE | MAR 26 | STZ | |||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERA MOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERA MOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| PAINT JOB | 1992 | R | BEBE NEUWIRTH | MAR 30 | MYST/SHO | Bebe is gorgeous! | 3 | 10 |
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN | MAR 31 | HBO | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| TWO OF A KIND | 1983 | PG | OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN | MAR 26 | MAX | Zzzzzzzz | 0 | 1 |
| brady bunch | nr | SUSAN OLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| HARLEQUIN'S TREACHEROUS BEAUTIES | 1994 | CATHERINE OXENBERG | MAR 28 | TMC | ||||
| CATCH ME IF YOU CAN | 1998 | CATHERINE OXENBERG | MAR 12 | FAM | ||||
| HARD EIGHT | 1995 | R | GWYNETH PALTROW | MAR 30 | TMC | The eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day! | 0 | 7 |
| EMMA | 1996 | PG | GWYNETH PALTROW | MAR 26 | WAM | |||
| GREAT EXPECTATIONS | 1998 | R | GWYNETH PALTROW | MAR 30 | HBO | |||
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETH PALTROW | MAR 18 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETH PALTROW | MAR 24 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| EXTREME MEASURES | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICA PARKER | MAR 21 | TMC | |||
| SUBSTANCE OF FIRE | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICA PARKER | MAR 26 | STZ | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICA PARKER | MAR 27 | MAX | |||
| DEEPSTAR SIX | 1989 | R | NIA PEEPLES | MAR 5 | TBS | |||
| MR. STITCH | 1995 | NR | NIA PEEPLES | MAR 3 | SCIFI | |||
| NIGHT ON EARTH | 1991 | R | ROSIE PEREZ | MAR 21 | IFC | If you sit through this one you are stronger than I am. | 0 | 0 |
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIE PEREZ | MAR 29 | HBO | Honkies playing basketball | 6 | 8 |
| FEARLESS | 1993 | R | ROSIE PEREZ | MAR 26 | ENC | |||
| JERK | 1979 | BERNADETTE PETERS | MAR 7 | TNT | ||||
| GREASE 2 | 1982 | PG | MICHELLE PFEIFFER | MAR 25 | MAX | The epitomy of god awful sequels | 0 | 3 |
| MARRIED TO THE MOB | 1988 | NR | MICHELLE PFEIFFER | MAR 20 | COM | |||
| FABULOUS BAKER BOYS | 1989 | NR | MICHELLE PFEIFFER | MAR 16 | USA | |||
| BATMAN RETURNS | 1992 | PG13 | MICHELLE PFEIFFER | MAR 31 | MAX | |||
| DIFFERENT STROKES: STORY OF JACK AND JILL... AND JILL | 1997 | R | DANA PLATO | MAR 22 | MAX | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANA PLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVE PLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| DAWN: PORTRAIT OF A TEENAGE RUNAWAY | 1976 | EVE PLUMB | MAR 19 | TRUE | ||||
| ANNA | 1987 | PG13 | PAULINA PORIZKOVA | MAR 15 | STZ | |||
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINA PORIZKOVA | MAR 31 | HBO | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURA PREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN 2 1/2: SMELL OF FEAR | 1991 | PG13 | PRISCILLA PRESLEY | MAR 30 | HBO | |||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | KELLY PRESTON | MAR 28 | ENC/FLIX | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLY PRESTON | MAR 30 | HBO | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLY PRESTON | MAR 22 | TMC | |||
| TWINS | 1988 | PG | KELLY PRESTON | MAR 25 | USA | Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly? | 8 | 10 |
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | KELLY PRESTON | MAR 19 | ROM | |||
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | KELLY PRESTON | MAR 22 | HBO | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 7 |
| PLEASURE PALACE | 1980 | NR | VICTORIA PRINCIPAL | MAR 30 | LOVE | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIA PRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| THAT DARN CAT | 1997 | PG | CHRISTINA RICCI | MAR 10 | DIS | |||
| BUFFALO 66 | 1998 | CHRISTINA RICCI | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| STARSHIP TROOPERS | 1997 | R | DENISE RICHARDS | MAR 28 | TMC | |||
| MEATBALLS PART II | 1984 | PG | KIM RICHARDS | MAR 31 | HBO | Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great! | 0 | 8 |
| PRETTY IN PINK | 1986 | PG13 | MOLLY RINGWALD | MAR 31 | HBO | |||
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLY RINGWALD | MAR 28 | ENC | |||
| FACE THE MUSIC | 1992 | NR | MOLLY RINGWALD | MAR 20 | FXM | |||
| STEPHEN KING'S THE STAND | 1994 | MOLLY RINGWALD | MAR 12 | SCIFI | Excellent, but drawn out, King tale | 7 | 6 | |
| MYSTIC PIZZA | 1988 | R | JULIA ROBERTS | MAR 12 | ROM | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | JULIA ROBERTS | MAR 14 | TBS | |||
| CONSPIRACY THEORY | 1997 | R | JULIA ROBERTS | MAR 23 | MAX | Stupidity theory is more like it. | 1 | 2 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYA ROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| HIDER IN THE HOUSE | 1989 | MIMI ROGERS | MAR 6 | TBS | ||||
| RAPTURE | 1991 | R | MIMI ROGERS | MAR 21 | IFC | |||
| SHOOTING ELIZABETH | 1992 | PG13 | MIMI ROGERS | MAR 28 | FXM/STZ | |||
| TRICKS | 1997 | NR | MIMI ROGERS | MAR 22 | SHO | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | MIMI ROGERS | MAR 6 | STZ | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 5 |
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERI RUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEG RYAN | MAR 22 | COM | |||
| INNERSPACE | 1987 | NR | MEG RYAN | MAR 30 | COM | Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space! | 7 | 8 |
| PRESIDIO | 1988 | R | MEG RYAN | MAR 31 | HBO | |||
| DOORS | 1991 | R | MEG RYAN | MAR 17 | SHO | Problem with this movie is Jim Morrison was never worthy of a record deal, let alone a movie. | 0 | 3 |
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEG RYAN | MAR 14 | MAX | |||
| RESTORATION | 1995 | R | MEG RYAN | MAR 20 | ROM | YawnYawnYawn | 0 | 0 |
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | MEG RYAN | MAR 22 | HBO | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 8 |
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONA RYDER | MAR 26 | MAX | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| EDWARD SCISSORHANDS | 1990 | NR | WINONA RYDER | MAR 20 | TBS | Strangely entertaining | 7 | 7 |
| MERMAIDS | 1990 | R | WINONA RYDER | MAR 6 | LIFE | Cher as Winona's mom | 6 | 7 |
| NIGHT ON EARTH | 1991 | R | WINONA RYDER | MAR 21 | IFC | If you sit through this one you are stronger than I am. | 0 | 0 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | WINONA RYDER | MAR 28 | MAX/TMC | |||
| REALITY BITES | 1994 | PG13 | WINONA RYDER | MAR 31 | STZ STZ | |||
| LOOKING FOR RICHARD | 1996 | PG13 | WINONA RYDER | MAR 17 | SHO | |||
| CRUCIBLE | 1996 | PG13 | WINONA RYDER | MAR 21 | MAX | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | WINONA RYDER | MAR 30 | MAX | |||
| STAR QUEST | 1984 | EMMA SAMMS | MAR 25 | SCIFI | ||||
| SHRIMP ON BARBIE | 1990 | PG13 | EMMA SAMMS | MAR 31 | MAX | |||
| DELIRIOUS | 1991 | NR | EMMA SAMMS | MAR 7 | COM | |||
| HARLEQUIN'S TREACHEROUS BEAUTIES | 1994 | EMMA SAMMS | MAR 28 | TMC | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| STEPHEN KING'S THE STAND | 1994 | LAURA SAN GIACOMO | MAR 12 | SCIFI | Excellent, but drawn out, King tale - Laura is sexy, but they got her hair color all wrong. | 7 | 7 | |
| STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY | 1995 | PG13 | LAURA SAN GIACOMO | MAR 23 | MAX | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURA SAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIA SARA | MAR 28 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| POMPATUS OF LOVE | 1995 | R | MIA SARA | MAR 19 | HBO | |||
| ONE SUMMER LOVE | 1976 | PG | SUSAN SARANDON | MAR 21 | ROM | |||
| SOMETHING SHORT OF PARADISE | 1979 | SUSAN SARANDON | MAR 24 | ROM | ||||
| BULL DURHAM | 1988 | NR | SUSAN SARANDON | MAR 28 | COM | |||
| LORENZO'S OIL | 1992 | SUSAN SARANDON | MAR 20 | LIFE | ||||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSAN SARANDON | MAR 31 | SHO | |||
| greatest american hero | CONNIE SELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| MARY HIGGINS CLARK'S WHILE MY PRETTY ONE SLEPS | 1997 | NR | CONNIE SELLECCA | MAR 8 | FAM | |||
| DANGEROUS WATERS | 1999 | CONNIE SELLECCA | MAR 4 | FAM | ||||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOAN SEVERANCE | MAR 5 | MAX | |||
| IN DARK PLACES | 1997 | NR | JOAN SEVERANCE | MAR 19 | HBO | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOAN SEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| TREES LOUNGE | 1996 | R | CHLOE SEVIGNY | MAR 24 | SUND | |||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANE SEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| SINBAD AND THE EYE OF THE TIGER | 1977 | G | JANE SEYMOUR | MAR 27 | TNT | Cool mythological beasties and Jane shows her midriff. | 6 | 9 |
| CROSSINGS | 1985 | NR | JANE SEYMOUR | MAR 27 | ROM | |||
| JAMAICA INN | 1985 | JANE SEYMOUR | MAR 29 | LOVE | ||||
| ANGEL OF DEATH | 1990 | NR | JANE SEYMOUR | MAR 5 | LIFE | |||
| MEMORY IN MY HEART | 1999 | JANE SEYMOUR | MAR 2 | CBS | ||||
| WARGAMES | 1983 | ALLY SHEEDY | MAR 17 | TBS | ||||
| AT LONG LAST LOVE | 1975 | G | CYBILL SHEPHERD | MAR 31 | FXM/SHO/STZ | |||
| CONTRACT FOR MURDER | 1993 | NR | CYBILL SHEPHERD | MAR 23 | USA | |||
| BABY BROKERS | 1994 | NR | CYBILL SHEPHERD | MAR 10 | LIFE | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILL SHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| BEVERLY HILLS NINJA | 1997 | PG13 | NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN | MAR 28 | SHO | |||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKE SHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| JUST YOU AND ME, KID | 1979 | PG | BROOKE SHIELDS | MAR 28 | WAM | |||
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | MAR 28 | LOVE | |||
| BLUE LAGOON | 1980 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | MAR 31 | LOV/SHO | Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do? | 5 | 10 |
| ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING | 1987 | PG13 | ELISABETH SHUE | MAR 25 | MAX | Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop! | 4 | 8 |
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETH SHUE | MAR 17 | ROM | ||||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | ELISABETH SHUE | MAR 26 | STZ | |||
| SAINT | 1997 | PG13 | ELISABETH SHUE | MAR 31 | HBO | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETH SHUE | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TRUE CRIME | 1994 | PG13 | ALICIA SILVERSTONE | MAR 17 | USA | |||
| EXCESS BAGGAGE | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIA SILVERSTONE | MAR 10 | MAX | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIA SILVERSTONE | MAR 31 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 9 |
| LASSIE | 1994 | NR | HELEN SLATER | MAR 21 | HBO | |||
| sweet justice | ALLISON SMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1995 | R | ALLISON SMITH | MAR 4 | COM | |||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISON SMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISON SMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISON SMITH | MAR 30 | MAX | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISON SMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISON SMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISON SMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| BEST OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH | ANNA NICOLE SMITH | MAR 25 | PLAYBOY | |||||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNE SMITH | MAR 25 | MAX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNE SMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNE SMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| USERS | 1978 | JACLYN SMITH | MAR 31 | FXM | ||||
| RAGE OF ANGELS | 1983 | JACLYN SMITH | MAR 8 | ROM | ||||
| IN THE ARMS OF A KILLER | 1992 | JACLYN SMITH | MAR 31 | ROM | ||||
| CRIES UNHEARD: THE DONNA YAKLICH STORY | 1993 | JACLYN SMITH | MAR 21 | LIFE | ||||
| FREEFALL | 1999 | JACLYN SMITH | MAR 15 | FAM | ||||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNE SOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| DARKLINGS | 1999 | SUZANNE SOMERS | MAR 20 | FAM | ||||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNE SOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNE SOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| SWEET NOTHING | 1995 | R | MIRA SORVINO | MAR 17 | MAX | |||
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRA SORVINO | MAR 31 | SHO | Mira fights some bad ass bugs. | 7 | 6 |
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | MIRA SORVINO | MAR 28 | STZ | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 9 |
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRA SORVINO | MAR 31 | HBO | |||
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | TORI SPELLING | MAR 22 | LIFE | ||||
| MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? | 1996 | NR | TORI SPELLING | MAR 31 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORI SPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| ALLIGATOR II: THE MUTATION | 1991 | NR | DEE WALLACE STONE | MAR 6 | USA | |||
| TOTAL RECALL | 1990 | NR | SHARON STONE | MAR 18 | TBS | Vacation on mars for only $1,999! You don't really need air now, do you? | 8 | 7 |
| BASIC INSTINCT | 1992 | R | SHARON STONE | MAR 27 | USA | If you like Sharon, this movie will satisfy you - otherwise it is kind of dumb. | 4 | 6 |
| INTERSECTION | 1994 | R | SHARON STONE | MAR 27 | USA | |||
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARON STONE | MAR 17 | SHO | ||||
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARON STONE | MAR 29 | HBO | |||
| CHINA MOON | 1994 | NR | MADELEINE STOWE | MAR 21 | ROM | |||
| FACE/OFF | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUE SWAIN | MAR 27 | HBO | Cool flick, and Domenique rocks! Watch this movie, and forever after the song "Papa's got a brand new bag" will get you hot! | 9 | 9 |
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTY SWANSON | MAR 17 | MAX | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTY SWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| CAMPFIRE TALES | 1996 | R | CHRISTINE TAYLOR | MAR 31 | MAX/SHO/STZ | |||
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | CHARLIZE THERON | MAR 13 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZE THERON | MAR 28 | HBO | |||
| BURIED SECRETS | 1996 | NR | TIFFANI-AMBER THIESSEN | MAR 30 | TBS | |||
| KILLER AMONG FRIENDS | 1991 | NR | TIFFANY AMBER THIESSEN | MAR 28 | TRUE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBER THIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMA THIURMAN | MAR 31 | MAX | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODY THOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| RED DAWN | 1984 | NR | LEA THOMPSON | MAR 7 | TBS | |||
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEA THOMPSON | MAR 19 | TBS | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEA THOMPSON | MAR 30 | HBO | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | LEA THOMPSON | MAR 25 | TBS/TNT | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE II | 1989 | NR | LEA THOMPSON | MAR 14 | USA | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 8 | 6 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE III | 1990 | NR | LEA THOMPSON | MAR 14 | USA | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 7 | 4 |
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEA THOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | UMA THURMAN | MAR 31 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 6 |
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMA THURMAN | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENE TILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENE TILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| UNHOOK THE STARS | 1996 | R | MARISA TOMEI | MAR 27 | SUND | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISA TOMEI | MAR 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| RETROACTIVE | 1996 | R | KYLIE TRAVIS | MAR 28 | MAX | |||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCY TRAVIS | MAR 28 | HBO/SHO/STZ | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBIN TUNNEY | MAR 30 | HBO/SHO | |||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNON TWEED | MAR 23 | TMC | |||
| DEAD BY DAWN | 1998 | SHANNON TWEED | MAR 24 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| HEAVY | 1995 | R | LIV TYLER | MAR 27 | MAX | |||
| EMPIRE RECORDS | 1995 | PG13 | LIV TYLER | MAR 31 | STZ | |||
| STEALING BEAUTY | 1996 | R | LIV TYLER | MAR 10 | FXM | Liv plays a young girl learning about sex. | 5 | 10 |
| INVENTING THE ABBOTTS | 1997 | R | LIV TYLER | MAR 31 | HBO | |||
| ARMAGEDDON | 1998 | PG13 | LIV TYLER | MAR 23 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID | 1982 | PG | RACHEL WARD | MAR 30 | MYST | |||
| AGAINST ALL ODDS | 1984 | R | RACHEL WARD | MAR 29 | ENC/MAX | |||
| AND THE SEA WILL TELL | 1991 | NR | RACHEL WARD | MAR 25 | TRUE | |||
| MY STEPSON, MY LOVER | 1996 | NR | RACHEL WARD | MAR 27 | USA | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELA WATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEY WEAVER | MAR 3 | STZ | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| ALIEN | 1979 | R | SIGOURNEY WEAVER | MAR 30 | MAX | Will keep you glued to your chair | 9 | 3 |
| EYEWITNESS | 1981 | R | SIGOURNEY WEAVER | MAR 25 | HBO | |||
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEY WEAVER | MAR 23 | MAX | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | SIGOURNEY WEAVER | MAR 19 | USA | |||
| FOURTEEN92: CONQUEST OF PARADISE | 1992 | PG13 | SIGOURNEY WEAVER | MAR11 | TRUE | |||
| DEATH AND THE MAIDEN | 1994 | R | SIGOURNEY WEAVER | MAR 20 | BRVO | Cool tormented-becomes-tormentor tale | 9 | 5 |
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEY WEAVER | MAR 30 | MAX | |||
| HANNIE CAULDER | 1971 | R | RAQUEL WELCH | MAR 3 | FLIX | |||
| FUZZ | 1972 | NR | RAQUEL WELCH | MAR 8 | TBS | |||
| THREE MUSKETEERS | 1974 | RAQUEL WELCH | MAR 27 | AMC | ||||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | RAQUEL WELCH | MAR 29 | FXM | ||||
| LEGEND OF WALKS FAR WOMAN | 1982 | NR | RAQUEL WELCH | MAR 18 | TRUE | |||
| BACHELOR FLAT | 1961 | TUESDAY WELD | MAR 12 | FXM | ||||
| PRETTY POISON | 1968 | R | TUESDAY WELD | MAR 2 | MAX | |||
| SERIAL | 1980 | NA | TUESDAY WELD | MAR 18 | COM | |||
| SOUL FOOD | 1997 | R | VANESSA WILLIAMS | MAR 20 | MAX | |||
| HOODLUM | 1997 | R | VANESSA WILLIAMS | MAR 30 | SHO | |||
| TERMS OF ENDEARMENT | 1983 | NR | DEBRA WINGER | MAR 14 | TBS | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATE WINSLET | MAR 9 | SUND | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESE WITHERSPOON | MAR 30 | MAX/STZ/TMC | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIA WITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| BOOST | 1988 | R | SEAN YOUNG | MAR 2 | STZ | |||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEAN YOUNG | MAR 22 | MAX | |||
| INVADER | 1996 | SEAN YOUNG | MAR 26 | MAX | ||||
| EXCEPTION TO THE RULE | 1997 | R | SEAN YOUNG | MAR 31 | MAX | |||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEE ZELLWEGER | MAR 28 | HBO | |||
| JERRY MACGUIRE | 1996 | R | RENEE ZELLWEGER | MAR 29 | FLIX | Sport agent looking for his first big client lands a bigmouth. | 4 | 5 |
| MODERN GIRLS | 1986 | PG13 | DAPHNE ZUNIGA | MAR 21 | SHO |
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