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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. By subscribing to the email updates you will get this info as quickly as it is posted, AND much other useful stuff like hot magazine appearances, and other fillies.com site updates.
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Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for April, 1999, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:
March, 1999
February, 1999
January, 1999
December, 1998
November, 1998
October, 1998
September, 1998
August, 1998
July, 1998
June, 1998
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING TOO | 1990 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | APR 4 | TBS | |||
| TOOTHLESS | 1997 | KIRSTIEALLEY | APR 24 | DIS | ||||
| FOR RICHER OR POORER | 1997 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | APR 28 | STZ | |||
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| FINE MESS | 1986 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | APR 19 | COM | ||||
| TOUCH AND GO | 1986 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | APR 15 | COM | ||||
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | APR 17 | IFC | |||
| ACTS OF BETRAYAL | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | APR 13 | MAX | ||||
| TRAPPED IN PARADISE | 1994 | MADCHENAMICK | APR 27 | FXM | ||||
| WOUNDED | 1997 | R | MADCHENAMICK | APR 2 | HBO | |||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| STROKER ACE | 1983 | LONIANDERSON | APR 19 | TNT | ||||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | APR 20 | MAX | |||
| PICTURE PERFECT | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | APR 26 | HBO | Too bad no one overexposed the film. | 2 | 6 |
| OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | APR 29 | MAX | |||
| FOR LOVE OR MONEY | 1993 | PG | GABRIELLEANWAR | APR 24 | FLIX | |||
| THINGS TO DO IN DENVER... WHEN YOU'RE DEAD | 1995 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | APR 30 | SUND | |||
| RIPPER | 1997 | NR | GABRIELLEANWAR | APR 26 | STZ | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | APR 25 | TNT | ||||
| MAFIA | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| RAISE THE TITANIC | 1980 | ANNEARCHER | APR 15 | FAM | ||||
| FATAL ATTRACTION | 1987 | R | ANNEARCHER | APR 28 | USA | |||
| LAST OF HIS TRIBE | 1992 | NR | ANNEARCHER | APR 23 | HBO | |||
| CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER | 1994 | PG13 | ANNEARCHER | APR 30 | HBO | |||
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANNEARCHER | APR 23 | STZ/MAX | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | APR 27 | ENC/FLIX | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| BIG BLUE | 1988 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | APR 18 | ROM | ||||
| SON OF THE MORNING STAR | 1991 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | APR 27 | WSTN | |||
| NOWHERE TO HIDE | 1994 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | APR 22 | LIFE | ||||
| TRADING FAVORS | 1998 | NR | ROSANNAARQUETTE | APR 11 | MAX | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| ESCAPE | 1995 | NR | BRIGETTEBAKO | APR 16 | TMC | A con breaks out of prison and holds up with a fabulous babe who looks an awful lot like Jennifer Love Hewitt, but is not nearly as overdressed. | 5 | 9 |
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | APR 28 | SHO | |||
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | APR 28 | HBO/SHO | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| DEAR BRIGITTE | 1965 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | APR 12 | MAX | ||||
| HELEN OF TROY | 1995 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | APR 11 | AMC | ||||
| HARRY&SON | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | APR 29 | SHO | |||
| SEA OF LOVE | 1989 | NR | ELLENBARKIN | APR 25 | USA | Ellen just oozes sex as she climbs Al Pacino's back | 6 | 10 |
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | APR 26 | ENC | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| MAD DOG TIME | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | APR 25 | SHO | |||
| FAN | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | APR 30 | USA | Robert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste. | 6 | 1 |
| STEPFATHER III | 1992 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | APR 30 | HBO | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL | 1982 | PG | DREWBARRYMORE | APR 25 | TNT | Simply the best movie of all time, but Drew was just a WEE bit too young, even for my taste. | 10 | 5 |
| SKETCH ARTIST | 1992 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | APR 23 | SHO | |||
| BOYS ON THE SIDE | 1995 | DREWBARRYMORE | APR 27 | HBO | ||||
| MAD LOVE | 1995 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | APR 18 | SHO | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | APR 29 | STZ | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 1 |
| EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY | 1998 | DREWBARRYMORE | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | APR 12 | ENC/STZ | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | APR 26 | ROM | |||
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | KIMBASINGER | APR 23 | ENC | |||
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | APR 9 | STZ | |||
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | APR 30 | HBO | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | APR 27 | HBO | |||
| READY TO WEAR | 1994 | KIMBASINGER | APR 24 | LOVE | ||||
| LA CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIMBASINGER | APR 27 | HBO | |||
| SPLIT DECISIONS | 1988 | NR | JENNIFERBEALS | APR 29 | ENC | |||
| DEVIL IN A BLUE DRESS | 1995 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | APR 25 | NBC | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | APR 27 | IFC/BRAVO | |||
| TWILIGHT OF GOLDS | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | APR 20 | TMC | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| SHOOTING FISH | 1997 | PG | KATEBECKINSALE | APR 22 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HEART LIKE A WHEEL | 1983 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | APR 30 | FXM/TRUE | |||
| VIOLETS ARE BLUE | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | APR 27 | MAX | |||
| DIE HARD 2 | 1990 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | APR 13 | TBS | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| PRESUMED INNOCENT | 1990 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | APR 17 | LIFE | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| WHITE WOLVES II: LEGEND OF THE WILD | 1996 | PG | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | APR 3 | DIS | |||
| AS GOOD AS DEAD | 1995 | NR | CRYSTALBERNARD | APR 5 | TBS | |||
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | APR 26 | HBO | |||
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | HALLEBERRY | APR 30 | HBO | |||
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLEBERRY | APR 15 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BULWORTH | 1998 | HALLEBERRY | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| BULLITT | 1968 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | APR 25 | A&E | |||
| DETECTIVE | 1968 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | APR 23 | FXM | ||||
| GRASSHOPPER | 1970 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | APR 27 | FLIX/ENC | |||
| END OF THE GAME | 1976 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | APR 20 | FXM | |||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | APR 1 | HBO | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| WHEN TIME RAN OUT | 1980 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | APR 14 | MAX | |||
| MAID | 1990 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | APR 23 | FXM | ||||
| END OF SUMMER | 1997 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | APR 5 | TMC | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | APR 19 | HBO | |||
| BASKETBALL | 1998 | R | YASMINEBLEETH | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | APR 1 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | APR 30 | HBO | Same deal as speed 1, but on the water in a boat - heck, anything to get Sandra wet! | 5 | 8 |
| IN LOVE AND WAR | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | APR 28 | LOVE | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMABUNTON | APR 30 | MAX | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | APR 29 | STZ | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 1 |
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | APR 27 | HBO | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| WAYNE'S WORLD | '1992 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | APR 19 | MAX | |||
| SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO | 1991 | R | TIACARRERE | APR 30 | ACTN/STZ | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | APR 27 | HBO | |||
| JURY DUTY | 1995 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | APR 16 | TMC | If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am. | ||
| NATURAL ENEMY | 1996 | R | TIACARRERE | APR 24 | MAX | |||
| TOP OF THE WORLD | 1997 | R | TIACARRERE | APR 29 | MAX | |||
| SCARRED CITY | 1997 | NR | TIACARRERE | APR 22 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| RITA HAYWORTH: THE LOVE GODDESS | 1983 | LYNDACARTER | APR 30 | TRUE | ||||
| DATE WITH AN ANGEL | 1987 | PG | PHOEBECATES | APR 11 | TBS | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBECATES | APR 27 | SHO | |||
| DROP DEAD FRED | 1991 | NR | PHOEBECATES | APR 10 | TBS | Phoebe is too cute for words. | 6 | 8 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | APR 29 | STZ | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| HEART OF JUSTICE | 1993 | NR | JENNIFERCONNELLY | APR 24 | TNT | |||
| OF LOVE AND SHADOWS | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | APR 30 | SUND | |||
| INVENTING THE ABBOTTS | 1997 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | APR 23 | MAX | |||
| DARK CITY | 1998 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | APR 20 | ENC | |||
| FAR HARBOR | NA | NR | JENNIFERCONNELLY | APR 26 | SUND | |||
| I MARRIED A CENTERFOLD | 1984 | NR | TERICOPLEY | APR 22 | ROM | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | COURTENEYCOX | APR 29 | STZ | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 3 |
| COMMANDMENTS | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | APR 30 | MAX/STZ | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF | 1997 | R | OLIVIAD'ABO | APR 15 | SHO | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | APR 1 | FAM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| IN THE MOOD | 1987 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | APR 27 | HBO | |||
| MENENDEZ: A KILLING IN BEVERLY HILLS PART ONE | 1994 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | APR 25 | LIFE | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | OLIVIADABO | APR 23 | TMC | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | APR 18 | STZ | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | APR 29 | HBO | |||
| HAIR | 1979 | BEVERLYDANGELO | APR 11 | TNT | ||||
| COLD AROUND THE HEART | 1997 | R | STACEYDASH | APR 30 | HBO | |||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| CAMPUS MAN | 1987 | NR | KIMDELANEY | APR 1 | TNT | |||
| DARKMAN II: THE RETURN OF DURANT | 1995 | R | KIMDELANEY | APR 3 | SCIFI | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| FLY AWAY HOME | 1996 | PG | DANADELANY | APR 18 | ABC | This movie will make your spirit soar! The incredibly true tale of a visionary leading a flock of geese on their migration in his plane. Just do yourself a favor and fast forward thru the first 20 minutes of emotional blather. This movie is SO good it will make you forget all about spreading her legs for 2 hours - all you'll want to do is spread your wings! | 10 | 4 |
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | APR 9 | COM | |||
| HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE | 1992 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | APR 24 | EXTR | A babysitter gone mad. | 5 | 5 |
| BLIND SIDE | 1993 | REBECCADEMORNAY | APR 30 | HBO | ||||
| GUILTY AS SIN | 1993 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | APR 30 | EXTR | |||
| WINNER | 1996 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | APR 18 | SUND | |||
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | APR 20 | HBO | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | LAURADERN | APR 19 | TMC | |||
| FEELING MINNESOTA | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | APR 25 | HBO | |||
| HEAD ABOVE WATER | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | APR 23 | MAX | From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day! | ||
| LAST SUPPER | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | APR 28 | BRAVO | |||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | APR 28 | SHO | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| LIFE LESS ORDINARY | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | APR 28 | MAX | |||
| KEYS TO TULSA | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | APR 30 | SHO | |||
| THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CRY TERROR | 1958 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | APR 27 | TCM | |||
| RIO BRAVO | 1959 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | APR 18 | A&E | |||
| ROME ADVENTURE | 1962 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | APR 30 | LOVE | |||
| ART OF LOVE | 1965 | PG | ANGIEDICKINSON | APR 16 | ENC | |||
| YOUNG BILLY YOUNG | 1969 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | APR 20 | TBS | |||
| SENSITIVE, PASSIONATE MAN | 1977 | ANGIEDICKINSON | APR 26 | LOVE | ||||
| DEATH HUNT | 1981 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | APR 18 | ENC | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S THE DON'S ANALYST | 1982 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | APR 29 | TMC | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| COUCH TRIP | 1988 | DONNADIXON | APR 25 | COM | ||||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| TICKS | 1993 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | APR 1 | USA | |||
| PUMPKINHEAD II | 1994 | AMIDOLENZ | APR 29 | SCIFI | ||||
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMIDOLENZ | APR 30 | EXTR | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | APR 28 | HBO | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| BIG NIGHT | 1996 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | APR 19 | TMC/SUND | Yawn | 1 | 1 |
| GOOD WILL HUNTING | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | APR 30 | STZ/ENC | A janitor at MIT turns out to be the brightest genius there! Robin Williams in one of his unfunny "deep" roles. Women will love this movie. Men will tolerate it. | 7 | 5 |
| GROSS POINTE BLANK | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | APR 29 | ENC | |||
| GOVERNESS | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | APR 22 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT | 1998 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | APR 24 | LIFE | |||
| DEVIL'S ARITHMETIC | 1999 | KIRSTENDUNST | APR 28 | SHO | ||||
| ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN 2 | 1996 | G | SHEENAEASTON | APR 27 | DIS | |||
| KINJITE: FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS | 1989 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | APR 13 | TBS | Charles Bronson beats up some poor saps who just want to screw some teenage girls. | 6 | 9 |
| DEMOLITIONIST | 1996 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | APR 10 | SCIFI | |||
| TO RACE THE WIND | 1980 | PG | LISAEILBACHER | APR 26 | TRUE | |||
| BEVERLY HILLS COP | 1984 | R | LISAEILBACHER | APR 29 | HBO | A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down. | 9 | 6 |
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| CHASERS | 1994 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | APR 28 | TMC | Funny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back! | 9 | 10 |
| ANOTHER 91/2 WEEKS | NA | R | ANGIEEVERHART | APR 25 | TMC | |||
| MENU FOR MURDER | 1990 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | APR 9 | MYST | |||
| BURNING BED | 1984 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | APR 11 | LIFE | |||
| POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL - THE BARBARA HUTTON STORY | 1986 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | APR 10 | ROM | |||
| EXTREMITIES | 1986 | R | FARRAHFAWCETT | APR 30 | SUND | Farrah gets revenge on her rapist. | 8 | 8 |
| SEE YOU IN THE MORNING | 1989 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | APR 19 | LOVE | |||
| CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR | 1992 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | APR 10 | LIFE | |||
| SUBSTITUTE WIFE | 1994 | FARRAHFAWCETT | APR 10 | LIFE | ||||
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | APR 25 | HBO | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | APR 28 | FXM/FLIX | ||||
| BACK ROADS | 1981 | R | SALLYFIELD | APR 25 | LOVE | |||
| PLACES IN THE HEART | 1984 | PG | SALLYFIELD | APR 23 | FLIX | |||
| NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER | 1990 | NR | SALLYFIELD | APR 19 | FLIX | |||
| MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE | 1985 | CARRIEFISHER | APR 28 | STZ/FXM | ||||
| WHEN HARRY MET SALLY | 1989 | R | CARRIEFISHER | APR 17 | LIFE | Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene! | 6 | 2 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE | 1988 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | APR 6 | COM | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | APR 29 | HBO/FLIX/MYST | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 7 |
| ROAD TO WELLVILLE | 1994 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | APR 23 | SHO | Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction. | 8 | 10 |
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | BRIDGETFONDA | APR 25 | TMC | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | APR 27 | TMC | |||
| JACKIE BROWN | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | APR 18 | ENC | |||
| TOUCH | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | APR 26 | TMC | |||
| CARNY | 1980 | R | JODIEFOSTER | APR 28 | ENC | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | JODIEFOSTER | APR 27 | MAX | |||
| MESMERIZED | 1984 | JODIEFOSTER | APR 29 | ENC | ||||
| ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | APR 30 | HBO/SHO | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | SADIEFROST | APR 30 | FLIX | |||
| PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY | 1995 | SADIEFROST | APR 30 | SHO | ||||
| CURDLED | 1996 | R | DAISYFUENTES | APR 17 | TMC | |||
| FIRSTBORN | 1984 | TERIGARR | APR 16 | TNT | ||||
| INTIMATE STRANGERS | 1986 | TERIGARR | APR 30 | LOVE | ||||
| LET IT RIDE | 1989 | TERIGARR | APR 25 | TMC | How can I not love a horse racing movie? | 6 | 5 | |
| SHORT TIME | 1990 | TERIGARR | APR 22 | COM | ||||
| CHANGING HABITS | 1996 | PG13 | TERIGARR | APR 24 | SHO | |||
| MY BROTHER'S WAR | 1997 | R | JENNIEGARTH | APR 15 | PAY PER VIEW 1** | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | APR 25 | HBO | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | APR 28 | MAX | ||||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | APR 27 | IFC/BRAVO | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | APR 26 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | APR 12 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFERGREY | APR 20 | TBS | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| LIGHT YEARS | 1987 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | APR 23 | STZ | |||
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | APR 29 | STZ | |||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| BODY DOUBLE | 1984 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | APR 30 | A&E | |||
| BORN YESTERDAY | 1993 | PG | MELANIEGRIFFITH | APR 10 | HBO | |||
| LOLITA | 1997 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | APR 30 | SUND | Whether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy! | 9 | 1 |
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| SUMMER LOVERS | 1982 | R | DARYLHANNAH | APR 21 | HBO | Sex on the beach - WOW! | 1 | 10 |
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | APR 23 | MAX | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | APR 5 | TNT/TBS | |||
| WALL STREET | 1987 | DARYLHANNAH | APR 28 | FXM | Short DELL, AOL & MICROSOFT! | |||
| CRAZY PEOPLE | 1990 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | APR 4 | WGN | |||
| LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY | 1996 | R | DARYLHANNAH | APR 23 | HBO | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| OPERATION | 1990 | LISAHARTMAN | APR 29 | MYST | ||||
| FIRE: TRAPPED ON THE 37TH FLOOR | 1991 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | APR 27 | TRUE | |||
| HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON | 1996 | LISAHARTMAN | APR 26 | LIFE | ||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| TOMORROW NEVER DIES | 1997 | PG13 | TERIHATCHER | APR 30 | TMC | Teri Hatcher plays a great Bond babe, and Pierce Brosnan is an awesome Bond! | 8 | 9 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| KINJITE: FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS | 1989 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | APR 13 | TBS | Charles Bronson beats up some poor saps who just want to screw some teenage girls. | 6 | 7 |
| JOYRIDE | 1997 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | APR 22 | MAX/TMC | Amy provides the only joy. | 1 | 8 |
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | APR 30 | MAX/TMC | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| BEST FRIENDS | 1982 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | APR 9 | TBS | One of the very few Burt Reynolds movies I truly enjoyed - watch for the scene where Goldie Hawn is talking to her mom in the bathroom. Funny as heck! | 8 | 8 |
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | APR 28 | ENC | |||
| BREAKING UP | 1995 | R | SALMAHAYEK | APR 24 | MAX | |||
| FOOLS RUSH IN | 1997 | PG13 | SALMAHAYEK | APR 30 | HBO | Beyond dumb, but Mathew Perry & Salma Hayek are very watchable. | 1 | 7 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BLOODBROTHERS | 1978 | R | MARILUHENNER | APR 30 | MAX | |||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | MARILUHENNER | APR 30 | FXM/STZ | ||||
| GRAND LARCENY | 1987 | MARILUHENNER | APR 27 | ACTN | ||||
| ADRENALIN: FEAR THE RUSH | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | APR 21 | SHO | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| TROJAN WAR | 1993 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | APR 29 | HBO | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | APR 25 | HBO | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| DEATH VALLEY | 1982 | CATHERINEHICKS | APR 30 | TNT | ||||
| PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED | 1986 | CATHERINEHICKS | APR 29 | COM | ||||
| LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON | 1987 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | APR 30 | HBO/WAM | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| DISTURBING BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PROJECT X | 1987 | PG | HELENHUNT | APR 28 | HBO | Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! - tale of government exploitation of monkeys with Matthew Broderick & Helen as the good guys. | 10 | 9 |
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | HELENHUNT | APR 29 | ROM | |||
| WATERDANCE | 1992 | R | HELENHUNT | APR 27 | IFC | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| ALWAYS | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | APR 5 | SCIFI | |||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | APR 17 | ABC | Edgy | 8 | 4 |
| CRASH | 1997 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | APR 24 | IFC | |||
| SHAMELESS | 1996 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | APR 29 | SHO | |||
| PERMANENT MIDNIGHT | 1998 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HORSE WHISPERER | 1998 | PG | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | APR 15 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| WATCHER IN WOODS | 1981 | PG | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | APR 2 | MAX | |||
| PLAYING GOD | 1997 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | APR 27 | STZ | |||
| KISS THE GIRLS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | APR 30 | HBO | Ashley as a sex slave - our dreams fulfilled! Unfortunately this movie doesn't live up to its true potential. | 6 | 8 |
| BREATHLESS | 1983 | NR | VALERIEKAPRISKY | APR 28 | EXTR | Was there a plot? To me it seemed something like "screw Valerie blue", though who's complaining? | 2 | 8 |
| DOWNHILL WILLIE | 1996 | PG13 | STACIKEANAN | APR 30 | SHO | Goes downhill fast. | 0 | 6 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| CHICAGO JOE AND THE SHOWGIRL | 1990 | R | PATSYKENSIT | APR 29 | IFC | |||
| ADAM BEDE | 1992 | NR | PATSYKENSIT | APR 21 | ROM | |||
| HUMAN BOMB | 1997 | PG13 | PATSYKENSIT | APR 28 | EXTR | |||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | APR 18 | FAM | ||||
| AMITYVILLE HORROR | 1979 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | APR 3 | HBO | Typical horror BS. | 1 | 6 |
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | APR 25 | TNT | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| SOME KIND OF HERO | 1982 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | APR 29 | TNT | |||
| TRENCHCOAT | 1983 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | APR 30 | MAX | |||
| SHADOW ZONE: MY TEACHER ATE MY HOMEWORK | 1997 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | APR 30 | SHO | |||
| DEAD CALM | 1989 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | APR 28 | MYST | Really scary and fun to watch! Nicole is awesome! | 9 | 10 |
| EMERALD CITY | 1990 | NICOLEKIDMAN | APR 26 | ROM | ||||
| BATMAN FOREVER | 1995 | NICOLEKIDMAN | APR 4 | NBC | ||||
| PORTRAIT OF A LADY | 1996 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | APR 27 | SHO | |||
| PEACEMAKER | 1997 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | APR 25 | HBO | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | NASTASSIAKINSKI | APR 27 | MAX | |||
| PARIS, TEXAS | 1984 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | APR 10 | HBO | |||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | APR 28 | HBO | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| MOTHER | 1997 | PG13 | LISAKUDRO | APR 21 | MAX | |||
| GRACE KELLY STORY | 1983 | NR | CHERYLLADD | APR 2 | A&E | |||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | APR 29 | ROM | |||
| DEATH IN CALIFORNIA | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | APR 10 | LIFE | |||
| BLUEGRASS | 1987 | NR | CHERYLLADD | APR 16 | MAX | |||
| LOCKED UP: A MOTHER'S RAGE | 1991 | CHERYLLADD | APR 11 | LIFE | ||||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S CHANGES | 1991 | NR | CHERYLLADD | APR 11 | LIFE | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | DIANELANE | APR 27 | TNT | ||||
| RUMBLE FISH | 1983 | R | DIANELANE | APR 30 | BRAVO/IFC | |||
| COTTON CLUB | 1984 | R | DIANELANE | APR 26 | MAX | |||
| LADY BEWARE | 1987 | R | DIANELANE | APR 16 | TNT | Diane Lane is the object of a loon's affections. | 5 | 9 |
| MAD DOG TIME | 1996 | R | DIANELANE | APR 25 | SHO | |||
| MURDER AT 1600 | 1997 | R | DIANELANE | APR 24 | MAX | Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all. | 5 | 5 |
| ALL THAT JAZZ | 1979 | NR | JESSICALANGE | APR 20 | FXM | |||
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | APR 29 | HBO | |||
| MUSIC BOX | 1989 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | APR 16 | STZ | |||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JESSICALANGE | APR 30 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 5 |
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JESSICALANGE | APR 30 | ENC | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | APR 22 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| COUNTRY | 1984 | PG | JESSICA LANGE | APR 9 | HBO | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | APR 27 | MAX | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | APR 10 | TBS | ||||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | APR 15 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GEORGIA | 1995 | R | JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH | APR 22 | SUND | |||
| FIRST TIME | 1982 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | APR 17 | ROM | |||
| FLESH & BLOOD | 1985 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | APR 25 | SHO | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | APR 29 | HBO/FLIX/MYST | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | APR 30 | HBO/SHO | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| TRIPWIRE | 1990 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | APR 27 | EXTR | |||
| DECOY | 1995 | CHARLOTTELEWIS | APR 10 | TNT | ||||
| NAVAJO BLUES | 1997 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | APR 12 | HBO | |||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | APR 30 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 8 |
| ILLUSIONS | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | APR 29 | USA | |||
| DOUBLE TAP | 1997 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | APR 21 | HBO/MAX | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | APR 22 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CAVEMAN | 1981 | SHELLEYLONG | APR 23 | TBS | ||||
| MONEY PIT | 1986 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | APR 9 | TBS | Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing. | 8 | 2 |
| HELLO AGAIN | 1987 | PG | SHELLEYLONG | APR 24 | HBO | |||
| TROOP BEVERLY HILLS | 1989 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | APR 26 | DIS | |||
| FROZEN ASSETS | 1992 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | APR 25 | MAX | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1995 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | APR 30 | DIS | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| BLOOD & WINE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | APR 2 | FXM | |||
| SELENA | 1997 | PG | JENNIFERLOPEZ | APR 30 | MAX | |||
| UTURN | 1997 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | APR 26 | SHO | |||
| OUT OF SIGHT | 1998 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ANACONDA | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOPEZ | APR 30 | HBO | if snakes give you nightmares you won't sleep for weeks. Personally, all I could think about was what I'd like Jennifer to do with MY snake. | 6 | 8 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHALYONNE | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| KRIPPENDORF'S TRIBE | 1998 | PG13 | NATASHALYONNE | APR 16 | STZ/ENC | |||
| GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES | 1984 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | APR 26 | A&E | |||
| GROUNDHOG DAY | 1993 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | APR 18 | TBS | |||
| END OF VIOLENCE | 1997 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | APR 23 | TMC | |||
| SHADRACH | 1998 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | APR 27 | ENC/FLIX | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | MADONNA | APR 29 | STZ | |||
| MODERN GIRLS | 1986 | PG13 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | APR 25 | FLIX | |||
| THIRD DEGREE BURN | 1988 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | APR 23 | HBO | |||
| VICTIM OF LOVE | 1991 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | APR 14 | LIFE | ||||
| CANDYMAN | 1992 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | APR 22 | TMC | |||
| WHISKEY DOWN | 1995 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | APR 19 | MAX | |||
| VIVA LAS VEGAS | 1964 | NR | ANNMARGRET | APR 28 | TCM/TBS | |||
| ONCE A THIEF | 1965 | NR | ANNMARGRET | APR 28 | TCM | |||
| MADE IN PARIS | 1966 | NR | ANNMARGRET | APR 28 | TCM | |||
| TOMMY | 1975 | PG | ANNMARGRET | APR 15 | HBO | |||
| I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES | 1982 | ANNMARGRET | APR 19 | FXM | ||||
| GRUMPIER OLD MEN | 1995 | PG13 | ANNMARGRET | APR 19 | NBC | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | APR 24 | COM | ||||
| FREAKCITY | 1999 | MARLEEMATLIN | APR 29 | SHO | ||||
| LIFEFORCE | 1985 | R | MATHILDAMAY | APR 26 | MYST | Starts out good, but runs out of script. But WHO CARES? Mathilda shows us PLENTY of what made her a star. | 4 | 10 |
| BASKETBALL | 1998 | R | JENNYMCCARTHY | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ELLEMCPHERSON | APR 30 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 5 |
| EDGE | 1997 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | APR 22 | HBO | Great Alaskan wilderness scenes, and one bitchy bear! | 7 | 4 |
| LITTLE SISTER | 1992 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | APR 3 | USA | |||
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| HUGO POOL | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | APR 29 | SUND | |||
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| BIG TOP PEE-WEE | 1988 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | APR 28 | HBO | |||
| CARLITO'S WAY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | APR 24 | ENC | |||
| HIRED HEART | 1997 | NR | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | APR 21 | LIFE | |||
| LADY FORGETS | 1989 | DONNAMILLS | APR 2 | LIFE | ||||
| FALSE ARREST | 1991 | DONNAMILLS | APR 18 | LIFE | ||||
| BARBARA TAYLOR BRADFORD'S REMEMBER | 1993 | DONNAMILS | APR 17 | LIFE | ||||
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | APR 22 | MAX | |||
| FEW GOOD MEN | 1992 | R | DEMIMOORE | APR 18 | NBC | |||
| INDECENT PROPOSAL | 1993 | R | DEMIMOORE | APR 26 | HBO | Great unrealized potential as Robert Redford offers $1 mil for 1 night with Demi Moore | 4 | 4 |
| IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | APR 26 | HBO | |||
| GI JANE | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | APR 30 | STZ | |||
| VANYA ON 42ND STREET | 1994 | PG | JULIANNEMOORE | APR 10 | BRAVO | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | APR 26 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| PAINT JOB | 1992 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | APR 2 | TMC | Bebe is gorgeous! | 3 | 10 |
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | APR 29 | HBO | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| TWO OF A KIND | 1983 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | APR 22 | MAX | Zzzzzzzz | 0 | 1 |
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| DEADLY RELATIONS | 1993 | NR | GWYNETHPALTROW | APR 8 | LIFE | |||
| JEFFERSON IN PARIS | 1995 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | APR 26 | SHO | |||
| HARD EIGHT | 1995 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | APR 25 | SUND | The eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day! | 0 | 7 |
| GREAT EXPECTATIONS | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | APR 30 | HBO | |||
| FLY AWAY HOME | 1996 | PG | ANNAPAQUIN | APR 18 | ABC | This movie will make your spirit soar! The incredibly true tale of a visionary leading a flock of geese on their migration in his plane. Just do yourself a favor and fast forward thru the first 20 minutes of emotional blather. This movie is SO good it will make you forget all about spreading her legs for 2 hours - all you'll want to do is spread your wings! | 10 | 2 |
| HONEYMOON IN VEGAS | 1992 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | APR 18 | TBS | A really cute, enjoyable flick. Pull the yellow cord if you enjoyed it - no wait, the red one! | 9 | 9 |
| ED WOOD | 1994 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | APR 28 | SHO | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | APR 20 | MAX | |||
| DEEPSTAR SIX | 1989 | R | NIAPEEPLES | APR 17 | SCIFI | |||
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | APR 29 | HBO | Honkies playing basketball | 6 | 8 |
| GREASE 2 | 1982 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | APR 30 | HBO | The epitomy of god awful sequels | 0 | 3 |
| FRANKIE AND JOHNNY | 1991 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | APR 25 | USA | |||
| BATMAN RETURNS | 1992 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | APR 28 | HBO | |||
| LOVE FIELD | 1992 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | APR 25 | FLIX | ||||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | APR 30 | ENC | |||
| RETURN TO BOGGY CREEK | 1977 | G | DANAPLATO | APR 22 | ENC | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| CHILDREN OF THE DARK | 1994 | TRACYPOLLAN | APR 2 | LIFE | ||||
| PROFESSIONAL | 1994 | NR | NATALIEPORTMAN | APR 29 | USA | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | APR 14 | FXM | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | APR 26 | SHO | |||
| TWINS | 1988 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | APR 1 | SCIFI | Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito are twins - but of course! Guess which one gets to boink Kelly? | 8 | 10 |
| ONLY YOU | 1992 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | APR 29 | ROM | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | APR 19 | TMC | |||
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | KELLYPRESTON | APR 30 | HBO | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 7 |
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | APR 18 | MAX | |||
| THAT DARN CAT | 1997 | PG | CHRISTINARICCI | APR 16 | DIS | |||
| PECKER | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BUFFALO 66 | 1998 | CHRISTINARICCI | APR 8 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| STARSHIP TROOPERS | 1997 | R | DENISERICHARDS | APR 28 | SHO | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | APR 27 | HBO | |||
| MEATBALLS PART II | 1984 | PG | KIMRICHARDS | APR 22 | HBO | Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great! | 0 | 8 |
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | APR 10 | TBS | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| PRETTY IN PINK | 1986 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | APR 23 | HBO | |||
| SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR: THE ALISON GERTZ STORY | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | APR 24 | LIFE | |||
| FACE THE MUSIC | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | APR 20 | FXM | |||
| HOOK | 1991 | JULIAROBERTS | APR 11 | TBS | Big stars in a cute tale of Peter Pan. | 6 | 1 | |
| READY TO WEAR | 1994 | JULIAROBERTS | APR 24 | LOVE | ||||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | APR 28 | SHO | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| CONSPIRACY THEORY | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | APR 29 | MAX | Stupidity theory is more like it. | 1 | 2 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME | 1987 | R | MIMIROGERS | APR 15 | TNT | Mimi is under police protection, and ends up under her protector! | 5 | 9 |
| MIGHTY QUINN | 1989 | NR | MIMIROGERS | APR 25 | ROM | |||
| SHOOTING ELIZABETH | 1992 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | APR 30 | FXM | |||
| MIRROR HAS TWO FACES | 1996 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | APR 22 | SHO | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | APR 29 | STZ | |||
| BABYSITTER'S SEDUCTION | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | APR 24 | LIFE | ||||
| WHEN INNOCENCE IS LOST | 1997 | KERIRUSSELL | APR 20 | LIFE | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| NIGHTMARE IN COLUMBICOUNTY | 1991 | JERIRYAN | APR 29 | LIFE | ||||
| INNERSPACE | 1987 | NR | MEGRYAN | APR 15 | SCIFI | Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space! | 7 | 8 |
| WHEN HARRY MET SALLY | 1989 | R | MEGRYAN | APR 17 | LIFE | Cute romance - be sure you catch Meg's big O scene! | 6 | 10 |
| DOORS | 1991 | R | MEGRYAN | APR 30 | FLIX | Problem with this movie is Jim Morrison was never worthy of a record deal, let alone a movie. | 0 | 3 |
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | APR 28 | MAX | |||
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | MEGRYAN | APR 30 | HBO | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 8 |
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | APR 29 | HBO | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | WINONARYDER | APR 14 | DIS | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | APR 27 | MAX | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | WINONARYDER | APR 30 | FLIX | |||
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | APR 17 | IFC | |||
| REALITY BITES | 1994 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | APR 2 | STZSTZ | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | WINONARYDER | APR 26 | MAX | |||
| DELIRIOUS | 1991 | NR | EMMASAMMS | APR 13 | COM | |||
| ROBIN COOK'S HARMFUL INTENT | 1993 | EMMASAMMS | APR 8 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | APR 12 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW | 1975 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | APR 3 | COM | |||
| ATLANTIC CITY | 1980 | R | SUSANSARANDON | APR 30 | LOVE | |||
| BUDDY SYSTEM | 1984 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | APR 11 | AMC | |||
| SWEET HEARTS DANCE | 1988 | SUSANSARANDON | APR 17 | A&E | ||||
| BULL DURHAM | 1988 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | APR 30 | COM | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | APR 19 | SHO | |||
| EARTHLY POSSESSIONS | 1999 | SUSANSARANDON | APR 29 | HBO | ||||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| DANGEROUS AFFAIR | 1994 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | APR 5 | LIFE | |||
| DANGEROUS WATERS | 1999 | CONNIESELLECCA | APR 12 | FAM | ||||
| WRITE TO KILL | 1991 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | APR 29 | MYST | |||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | APR 14 | MAX | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| TREES LOUNGE | 1996 | R | CHLOESEVIGNY | APR 11 | SHO | |||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| FOUR FEATHERS | 1978 | JANESEYMOUR | APR 19 | |||||
| SCARLET PIMPERNEL | 1982 | JANESEYMOUR | APR 29 | TOM | ||||
| SUN ALSO RISES | 1984 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | APR 30 | ROM | |||
| HEAD OFFICE | 1986 | JANESEYMOUR | APR 14 | COM | ||||
| SHORT CIRCUIT | 1990 | ALLYSHEEDY | APR 10 | TBS | A robot has a hard-on for Ally! | 9 | 8 | |
| AT LONG LAST LOVE | 1975 | G | CYBILLSHEPHERD | APR 27 | FXM | |||
| GUIDE FOR THE MARRIED WOMAN | 1978 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | APR 9 | FXM | ||||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | APR 21 | COM | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| DECEPTIONS | 1990 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | APR 26 | MYST | |||
| BEVERLY HILLS NINJA | 1997 | PG13 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | APR 29 | EXTR | |||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| FREAKED | 1993 | PG13 | BROOKESHIELDS | APR 28 | MAX | |||
| BLUE LAGOON | 1980 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | APR 30 | FLIX/SHO | Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do? | 5 | 10 |
| ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING | 1987 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | APR 23 | HBO | Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop! | 4 | 8 |
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | APR 22 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PALMETTO | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | APR 23 | SHO | |||
| TRUE CRIME | 1994 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | APR 9 | USA | |||
| EXCESS BAGGAGE | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | APR 22 | HBO | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | APR 30 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 9 |
| RUTHLESS PEOPLE | 1986 | R | HELENSLATER | APR 27 | MAX | Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler. | 9 | 4 |
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | APR 18 | TBS | |||
| LASSIE | 1994 | NR | HELENSLATER | APR 25 | HBO | |||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| LYING EYES | ALLISONSMITH | APR 15 | LIFE | Allison plays a bad girl - a real stretch! | 4 | 6 | ||
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1995 | R | ALLISONSMITH | APR 19 | COM | |||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | APR 29 | MAX | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE | 1987 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNSMITH | APR 20 | COM | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | APR 14 | DIS | |||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | APR18 | MAX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| SIDNEY SHELDON'S RAGE OF ANGELS | 1983 | JACLYNSMITH | APR 24 | ROM | ||||
| LIES BEFORE KISSES | 1991 | JACLYNSMITH | APR 11 | LIFE | ||||
| IN THE ARMS OF A KILLER | 1992 | JACLYNSMITH | APR 27 | ROM | ||||
| MY VERY BEST FRIEND | 1996 | JACLYNSMITH | APR 10 | LIFE | ||||
| MARRIED TO A STRANGER | 1997 | JACLYNSMITH | APR 5 | FAM | ||||
| FREEFALL | 1999 | JACLYNSMITH | APR 8 | FAM | ||||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | APR 30 | TMC | Mira fights some bad ass bugs. | 7 | 6 |
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | APR 30 | HBO | |||
| FREE MONEY | 1998 | MIRASORVINO | APR 10 | STZ | ||||
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | TORISPELLING | APR 25 | LIFE | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL | 1982 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | APR 25 | TNT | Simply the best movie of all time | 10 | 5 |
| INVISIBLE MOM | 1996 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | APR 29 | SHO | |||
| KING SOLOMON'S MINES | 1985 | NR | SHARONSTONE | APR 21 | TBS | |||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | APR 13 | MAX | |||
| TEARS IN THE RAIN | 1988 | NR | SHARONSTONE | APR 24 | ROM | |||
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | APR 10 | TMC | ||||
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | APR 30 | HBO | |||
| FACE/OFF | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | APR 24 | HBO | Cool flick, and Domenique rocks! Watch this movie, and forever after the song "Papa's got a brand new bag" will get you hot! | 9 | 9 |
| LOLITA | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | APR 30 | SUND | Whether he admits it or not, this is every guy's fantasy! | 9 | 9 |
| GETTING IN | 1994 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | APR 5 | COM | |||
| CHASE | 1994 | KRISTYSWANSON | APR 23 | COM | Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun. | 8 | 8 | |
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | APR 24 | MAX | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| SUPREME SANCTION | 1998 | KRISTYSWANSON | APR 28 | HBO | ||||
| CAMPFIRE TALES | 1996 | R | CHRISTINETAYLOR | APR 22 | MAX/STZ | |||
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | APR 23 | MAX | |||
| TRIAL AND ERROR | 1997 | PG13 | CHARLIZETHERON | APR 29 | ENC | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | APR 21 | HBO | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| WILD LIFE | 1984 | LEATHOMPSON | APR 27 | TNT | ||||
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | APR 4 | TBS | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| ARTICLE 99 | 1992 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | APR 12 | BRAVO | |||
| SUBSTITUTE WIFE | 1994 | LEATHOMPSON | APR 10 | LIFE | ||||
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| MONTH BY THE LAKE | 1995 | PG | UMATHURMAN | APR 30 | IFC | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | APR 30 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 6 |
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | APR 8 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| UNHOOK THE STARS | 1996 | R | MARISATOMEI | APR 20 | SHO | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| WELCOME TO SARAJEVO | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | APR 16 | STZ | |||
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | APR 20 | DIS | |||
| THREE MEN AND A LITTLE LADY | 1990 | NANCYTRAVIS | APR 4 | TBS | ||||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | APR 30 | HBO/FLIX/MYST | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | APR 23 | TMC | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | TANYATUCKER | APR 26 | ROM | |||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | APR 23 | SHO | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | APR 29 | HBO/TMC | |||
| MEATBALLS III | 1987 | SHANNONTWEED | APR 7 | USA | ||||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | APR 19 | SHO | |||
| INDECENT BEHAVIOR FOUR | 1997 | SHANNONTWEED | APR 26 | MAX | ||||
| HEAVY | 1995 | R | LIVTYLER | APR 26 | TMC | |||
| EMPIRE RECORDS | 1995 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | APR 2 | STZ | |||
| INVENTING THE ABBOTTS | 1997 | R | LIVTYLER | APR 23 | MAX | |||
| ARMAGEDDON | 1998 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | APR 8 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | APR 30 | STZ | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| AGAINST ALL ODDS | 1984 | R | RACHELWARD | APR 30 | HBO | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| ALIEN | 1979 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | APR 11 | HBO | Will keep you glued to your chair | 9 | 3 |
| EYEWITNESS | 1981 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | APR 29 | HBO | |||
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | APR 11 | HBO | |||
| ALIEN 3 | 1992 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | APR 26 | MAX | |||
| DAVE | 1993 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | APR 28 | MAX | ||||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | APR 17 | ABC | Edgy | 8 | 8 |
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | APR 18 | MAX | |||
| SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR | 1997 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | APR 11 | SHO | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | APR 26 | MAX | |||
| BEDAZZLED | 1967 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | APR 23 | MAX | |||
| THREE MUSKETEERS | 1974 | RAQUELWELCH | APR 23 | AMC | ||||
| FOUR MUSKETEERS | 1975 | RAQUELWELCH | APR 23 | AMC | ||||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | RAQUELWELCH | APR 30 | FXM | ||||
| TROUBLE IN PARADISE | 1989 | RAQUELWELCH | APR 26 | LOVE | ||||
| I'LL TAKE SWEDEN | 1965 | TUESDAYWELD | APR 16 | TCM | ||||
| AUTHOR! AUTHOR! | 1982 | PG | TUESDAYWELD | APR 29 | ENC/FXM | |||
| HALLOWEEN:H2O | 1998 | R | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | APR 22 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SOUL FOOD | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | APR 24 | MAX | |||
| HOODLUM | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | APR 24 | TMC | |||
| DANCE WITH ME | 1998 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | APR 15 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | APR 29 | TNT | |||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | APR 5 | TNT/TBS | |||
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | APR 29 | FLIX | |||
| SHADOWLANDS | 1993 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | APR 12 | MAX | |||
| FORGET PARIS | 1995 | PG13 | DEBRAWINGER | APR 4 | TNT | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | APR 26 | HBO | |||
| SOLOMON'S CHOICE | 1992 | REESEWITHERSPOON | APR 7 | FAM | ||||
| FEAR | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | APR 27 | MYST | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | APR 24 | HBO | |||
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | ALICIAWITT | APR 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | APR 25 | COM | ||||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | SEANYOUNG | APR 21 | COM | |||
| COUSINS | 1989 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | APR 21 | TMC | |||
| SKETCH ARTIST | 1992 | R | SEANYOUNG | APR 23 | SHO | |||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | APR 23 | MAX | |||
| INVADER | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | APR 5 | HBO | ||||
| EXCEPTION TO THE RULE | 1997 | R | SEANYOUNG | APR 15 | MAX | |||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | APR 30 | HBO | |||
| JERRY MACGUIRE | 1996 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | APR 29 | TMC | Sport agent looking for his first big client lands a bigmouth. | 4 | 5 |
| PRICE ABOVE RUBIES | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | APR 12 | STZ | |||
| MODERN GIRLS | 1986 | PG13 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | APR 25 | FLIX | |||
| SPACEBALLS | 1987 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | APR 23 | TBS |
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