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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. By subscribing to the email updates you will get this info as quickly as it is posted, AND much other useful stuff like hot magazine appearances, and other fillies.com site updates.
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Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for May, 1999, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:
April, 1999
March, 1999
February, 1999
January, 1999
December, 1998
November, 1998
October, 1998
September, 1998
August, 1998
July, 1998
June, 1998
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BUNNY'S TALE | 1985 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | MAY 23 | TRUE | |||
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | KIRSTIEALLEY | MAY 22 | TNT | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 1 |
| SHOOT TO KILL | 1988 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | MAY 29 | MAX | |||
| MADHOUSE | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | MAY 17 | COM | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | MAY 29 | ENC/MAX | |||
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| PREDATOR 2 | 1990 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | MAY 25 | MAX | ||||
| TEAMSTER BOSS: THE JACKIE PRESSER STORY | 1992 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | MAY 16 | HIST | ||||
| CAUGHT | 1996 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | MAY 23 | SHO | |||
| ACTS OF BETRAYAL | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | MAY 20 | MAX | ||||
| WOMEN:STORIES OF PASSION | 1999 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | MAY 21 | PLAYBOY | ||||
| WOUNDED | 1997 | R | MADCHENAMICK | MAY 19 | HBO | |||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | MAY 24 | HBO | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| STROKER ACE | 1983 | LONIANDERSON | MAY 18 | TNT | ||||
| AMAZING STORIES: THE MOVIE III | 1990 | NR | LONIANDERSON | MAY 22 | FAM | |||
| THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN | 1998 | PG | LONIANDERSON | MAY 30 | SHO | |||
| NAKED SOULS | 1995 | R | PAMELAANDERSON | MAY 25 | MAX | |||
| BARB WIRE | 1996 | R | PAMELAANDERSON | MAY 8 | USA | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | MAY 28 | COM | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | MAY 26 | HBO | |||
| PICTURE PERFECT | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | MAY 30 | MAX | Too bad no one overexposed the film. | 2 | 6 |
| OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | MAY 30 | MAX | |||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | NA | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | MAY 27 | MAX | |||
| FOR LOVE OR MONEY | 1993 | PG | GABRIELLEANWAR | MAY 28 | SHO | |||
| BODY SNATCHERS | 1993 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | MAY 9 | TNT | Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier! | 8 | 8 |
| GRAVE | 1996 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | MAY 24 | HBO | |||
| RIPPER | 1997 | NR | GABRIELLEANWAR | MAY 31 | STZ | |||
| BIG HIT | 1998 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | MAY 16 | SHO | |||
| MAFIA | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | MAY 18 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| LIFEGUARD | 1976 | PG | ANNEARCHER | MAY 13 | ENC | |||
| NARROW MARGIN | 1990 | NR | ANNEARCHER | MAY 23 | STZ | Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted. | 8 | 5 |
| LAST OF HIS TRIBE | 1992 | NR | ANNEARCHER | MAY 12 | HBO | |||
| CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER | 1994 | PG13 | ANNEARCHER | MAY 29 | HBO | |||
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANNEARCHER | MAY 22 | HBO | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | MAY 30 | ENC/SUND | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| BIG BLUE | 1988 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | MAY 28 | ROM/AMC | ||||
| NEW YORK STORIES | 1989 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | MAY 9 | MAX | ||||
| FLIGHT OF THE INTRUDER | 1991 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | MAY 20 | TBS | ||||
| NOWHERE TO RUN | 1993 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | MAY 23 | TBS | |||
| FLOATING AWAY | 1998 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | MAY 18 | SHO | |||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | CATHERINEBACH | MAY 27 | EXTR | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| ESCAPE | 1995 | NR | BRIGETTEBAKO | MAY 14 | SHO | A con breaks out of prison and holds up with a fabulous babe who looks an awful lot like Jennifer Love Hewitt, but is not nearly as overdressed. | 5 | 9 |
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | MAY 28 | HBO/TMC | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| VIVA MARIA | 1965 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | MAY 14 | TCM | ||||
| HARRY&SON | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | MAY 26 | STZ/FLIX | |||
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | MAY 2 | LOVE | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| FAN | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | MAY 1 | USA | Robert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste. | 6 | 1 |
| MAD DOG TIME | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | MAY 28 | TMC | |||
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | MAY 14 | MAX | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | DREWBARRYMORE | MAY 15 | COM | ||||
| SEE YOU IN THE MORNING | 1989 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | MAY 31 | STZ | |||
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | MAY 5 | TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 10 |
| AMY FISHER STORY | 1993 | DREWBARRYMORE | MAY 24 | TRUE | ||||
| BOYS ON THE SIDE | 1995 | DREWBARRYMORE | MAY 23 | MAX | ||||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | MAY 26 | ACTN | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 1 |
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | MAY 17 | STZ | |||
| BEST MEN | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | MAY 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | MAY 26 | HBO | |||
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | MAY 29 | NYST | |||
| REAL MCCOY | 1993 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | MAY 29 | ENC | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| LA CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIMBASINGER | MAY 25 | HBO | |||
| FLASHDANCE | 1983 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | MAY 31 | HBO | Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day! | 3 | 10 |
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | MAY 30 | TMC | |||
| SPLIT DECISIONS | 1988 | NR | JENNIFERBEALS | MAY 28 | STZ | |||
| VAMPIRE'S KISS | 1989 | JENNIFERBEALS | MAY 15 | SCIFI | ||||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | MAY 29 | BRAVO | |||
| TWILIGHT OF GOLDS | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | MAY 27 | SHO | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| JANE AUSTEN'S EMMA | 1996 | KATEBECKINSALE | MAY 22 | A&E | ||||
| SHOOTING FISH | 1997 | PG | KATEBECKINSALE | MAY 26 | MAX | |||
| SALEM'S LOT | 1979 | BONNIEBEDELIA | MAY 27 | SCIFI | ||||
| FIGHTING BACK | 1980 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | MAY 30 | TRUE | |||
| HEART LIKE A WHEEL | 1983 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | MAY 18 | FXM | |||
| VIOLETS ARE BLUE | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | MAY 26 | MAX | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | MAY 28 | USA | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| ANY MOTHER'S SON | 1997 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | MAY 9 | LIFE | |||
| LOCKED IN SILENCE | 1999 | BONNIEBEDELIA | MAY 29 | SHO | ||||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHBERKELEY | MAY 31 | TMC | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| WHITE WOLVES II: LEGEND OF THE WILD | 1996 | PG | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | MAY 22 | DIS | |||
| FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | MAY 2 | CBS | |||
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | MAY 10 | HBO | |||
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | HALLEBERRY | MAY 30 | MAX | |||
| BULWORTH | 1998 | HALLEBERRY | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLEBERRY | MAY 6 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BAPS | 1997 | PG13 | HALLYBERRY | MAY 31 | ENC | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| DETECTIVE | 1968 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | MAY 12 | FXM | ||||
| MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1974 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | MAY 23 | TMC/MAX | |||
| END OF THE GAME | 1976 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | MAY 11 | FXM | |||
| WHO IS KILLING THE GREAT CHEFS OF EUROPE? | 1978 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | MAY 26 | ENC | |||
| WHEN TIME RAN OUT | 1980 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | MAY 13 | MAX | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | MAY 17 | A&E | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| CHOICES | 1986 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | MAY 9 | TRUE | ||||
| MAID | 1990 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | MAY 15 | FXM | ||||
| LA CEREMONIE | 1995 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | MAY 16 | MAX | ||||
| DANGEROUS BEAUTY | 1998 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | MAY 29 | MAX | |||
| MIKEY | 1992 | R | JOSIEBISSETT | MAY 28 | EXTR | |||
| EXORCIST | 1973 | NR | LINDABLAIR | MAY 30 | A&E | Horror BS | 1 | 1 |
| EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC | 1977 | R | LINDABLAIR | MAY 22 | SCIFI | |||
| PREY OF THE JAGUAR | 1996 | R | LINDABLAIR | MAY 26 | HBO | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | MAY 28 | HBO | |||
| FACE TO DIE FOR | '1997 | YASMINEBLEETH | MAY 27 | LIFE | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | MAY 31 | COM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | DANIELLEBRISEBOIS | MAY 7 | ENC | |||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | MAY 23 | TBS/TNT | |||
| DEMOLITION MAN | 1993 | SANDRABULLOCK | MAY 13 | FOX | ||||
| TIME TO KILL | 1996 | R | SANDRABULLOCK | MAY 6 | ABC | Excellent movie - great cast and Ashley Judd looks fabulous | 8 | 6 |
| IN LOVE AND WAR | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | MAY 23 | TRUE | |||
| SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | MAY 29 | HBO | Same deal as speed 1, but on the water in a boat - heck, anything to get Sandra wet! | 5 | 8 |
| HOPE FLOATS | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | MAY 29 | HBO | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMABUNTON | MAY 8 | MAX | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | MAY 26 | ACTN | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 1 |
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | MAY 31 | TMC | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | MAY 27 | HBO | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 5 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | MAY 18 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| WAYNE'S WORLD | '1992 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | MAY 30 | HBO | |||
| SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO | 1991 | R | TIACARRERE | MAY 28 | ENC | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| HOLLOW POINT | 1995 | R | TIACARRERE | MAY 27 | MAX | |||
| NATURAL ENEMY | 1996 | R | TIACARRERE | MAY 26 | MAX | |||
| DOG BOYS | 1997 | R | TIACARRERE | MAY 28 | SHO | |||
| LACE | 1984 | PHOEBECATES | MAY 1 | ROM | ||||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBECATES | MAY 24 | ENC/TMC | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | MAY 27 | ENC/STZ | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| OF LOVE AND SHADOWS | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | MAY 25 | TMC | |||
| INVENTING THE ABBOTTS | 1997 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | MAY 28 | MAX | |||
| FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCOOKE | MAY 9 | TNT | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | COURTENEYCOX | MAY 26 | ACTN | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 3 |
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | MAY 31 | TMC | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| GIDGET | 1959 | YVONNECRAIG | MAY 31 | HBO | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF | 1997 | R | OLIVIAD'ABO | MAY 23 | TMC | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | MAY 31 | COM | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| IN THE MOOD | 1987 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| WIDOW'S KISS | 1996 | R | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | MAY 29 | MAX | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | OLIVIADABO | MAY 28 | FLIX | |||
| LAST GOOD TIME | 1995 | R | OLIVIADABO | MAY 29 | ROM | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | MAY 22 | HBO | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| POLISH WEDDING | 1998 | CLAIREDANES | MAY 17 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| FIRST LOVE | 1977 | R | BEVERLYDANGELO | MAY 5 | ENC | |||
| PATERNITY | 1981 | BEVERLYDANGELO | MAY 31 | ENC | ||||
| CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY | 1993 | BEVERLYDANGELO | MAY 23 | TRUE | ||||
| EDIE & PEN | 1996 | PG13 | BEVERLYDANGELO | MAY 31 | LIFE | |||
| COLD AROUND THE HEART | 1997 | R | STACEYDASH | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| CAMPUS MAN | 1987 | NR | KIMDELANEY | MAY 24 | TNT | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| RISKY BUSINESS | 1983 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | MAY 2 | TBS | Tom Cruise hires a call girl | 4 | 8 |
| HAND THAT ROCKS CRADLE | 1992 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | MAY 1 | SHO | A babysitter gone mad. | 5 | 5 |
| BLIND SIDE | 1993 | REBECCADEMORNAY | MAY 23 | HBO | ||||
| WINNER | 1996 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | MAY 31 | EXTR | |||
| CON | 1997 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | MAY 15 | USA | |||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | MAY 22 | TBS | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| BLUE VELVET | 1986 | R | LAURADERN | MAY 22 | ENC | This movie is BEYOND stupid. The hell I endure to ogle a babe or two. | 0 | 6 |
| SMOOTH TALK | 1986 | PG13 | LAURADERN | MAY 31 | SUND | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | MAY 30 | HBO | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| AFTERBURN | 1992 | R | LAURADERN | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | LAURADERN | MAY 31 | SUND | |||
| HEAD ABOVE WATER | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | MAY 30 | MAX | From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day! | ||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | MAY 28 | COM | |||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | MAY 30 | TMC | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| LIFE LESS ORDINARY | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | MAY 30 | MAX | |||
| KEYS TO TULSA | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | MAY 26 | TMC | |||
| THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| OCEAN'S 11 | 1960 | ANGIEDICKINSON | MAY 25 | TCM | ||||
| SINS OF RACHEL CADE | 1961 | ANGIEDICKINSON | MAY 29 | AMC | ||||
| ROME ADVENTURE | 1962 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | MAY 23 | AMC | |||
| ART OF LOVE | 1965 | PG | ANGIEDICKINSON | MAY 19 | LOVE | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S THE DON'S ANALYST | 1982 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | MAY 23 | TMC | |||
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | MAY 7 | ENC | |||
| MADDENING | 1995 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | MAY 1 | USA | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| COUCH TRIP | 1988 | DONNADIXON | MAY 22 | COM | ||||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | MAY 3 | STZ | |||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | AMIDOLENZ | MAY 15 | TNT | |||
| PUMPKINHEAD II | 1994 | AMIDOLENZ | MAY 22 | USA | ||||
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMIDOLENZ | MAY 26 | TMC/MAX | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | MAY 20 | MAX | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| GOVERNESS | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GROSS POINTE BLANK | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | MAY 21 | STZ | |||
| MOTHER NIGHT | 1996 | R | KIRSTENDUNST | MAY 29 | HBO | Really dull. | 0 | 1 |
| ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN 2 | 1996 | G | SHEENAEASTON | MAY 19 | DIS | |||
| DEMOLITIONIST | 1996 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | MAY 8 | USA | |||
| BEVERLY HILLS COP | 1984 | R | LISAEILBACHER | MAY 28 | MAX | A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down. | 9 | 6 |
| JOSHUA'S HEART | 1990 | LISAEILBACHER | MAY 21 | LIFE | ||||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| UNDER SIEGE | 1992 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | MAY 30 | MAX | |||
| PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY | 1995 | PG | ERIKAELENIAK | MAY 12 | TMC | |||
| EXECUTIVE TARGET | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | MAY 23 | MAX | |||
| ANOTHER 91/2 WEEKS | NA | R | ANGIEEVERHART | MAY 25 | EXTR | |||
| INTO THE ARMS OF DANGER | 1987 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | MAY 9 | LIFE | ||||
| LOGAN'S RUN | 1976 | PG | FARRAHFAWCETT | MAY 23 | TCM | |||
| EXTREMITIES | 1986 | R | FARRAHFAWCETT | MAY 30 | TMC | Farrah gets revenge on her rapist. | 8 | 8 |
| SEE YOU IN THE MORNING | 1989 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | MAY 31 | STZ | |||
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | MAY 26 | HBO | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT | 1977 | NR | SALLYFIELD | MAY 29 | TBS | |||
| HOOPER | 1978 | PG | SALLYFIELD | MAY 30 | ENC | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | MAY 25 | ENC | ||||
| BACK ROADS | 1981 | R | SALLYFIELD | MAY 25 | STZ | |||
| KISS ME GOODBYE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | MAY 31 | FXM/FLIX | |||
| PLACES IN THE HEART | 1984 | PG | SALLYFIELD | MAY 31 | SHO | |||
| MURPHY'S ROMANCE | 1985 | NR | SALLYFIELD | MAY 18 | MAX/ENC | |||
| NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER | 1990 | NR | SALLYFIELD | MAY 31 | SHO | |||
| MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE | 1985 | CARRIEFISHER | MAY 21 | FXM | ||||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE | 1988 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | MAY 14 | COM/TBS | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | MAY 31 | ENC/HBO/SHO | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 7 |
| ROAD TO WELLVILLE | 1994 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | MAY 28 | FLIX | Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction. | 8 | 10 |
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | BRIDGETFONDA | MAY 28 | SHO | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | MAY 23 | HBO/SHO | |||
| TOUCH | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | MAY 31 | SHO | |||
| FINDING GRACELAND | 1998 | PG13 | BRIDGETFONDA | MAY 31 | MAX | |||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | CLAIREFORLANI | MAY 3 | STZ | |||
| LAST TIME I COMMITTED SUICIDE | 1996 | R | CLAIREFORLANI | MAY 10 | MAX | |||
| MEET JOE BLACK | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREFORLANI | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | JODIEFOSTER | MAY 23 | MAX | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | MAY 26 | DIS | All daughters & mothers should watch this together. | 6 | 2 |
| ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | MAY 29 | SHO | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| LITTLE MAN TATE | 1991 | NR | JODIEFOSTER | MAY 23 | TMC | |||
| CONTACT | 1997 | PG | JODIEFOSTER | MAY 24 | MAX | Slow moving, but inspiring! | 8 | 5 |
| BETTER OFF DEAD | 1985 | DIANEFRANKLIN | MAY 26 | COM | ||||
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | SADIEFROST | MAY 29 | MAX/EXTR/STZ | |||
| PYROMANIAC'S LOVE STORY | 1995 | PG | SADIEFROST | MAY 12 | TMC | |||
| CURDLED | 1996 | R | DAISYFUENTES | MAY 21 | SHO | |||
| FIRSTBORN | 1984 | TERIGARR | MAY 20 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| LET IT RIDE | 1989 | TERIGARR | MAY 25 | HBO/SHO | How can I not love a horse racing movie? | 6 | 5 | |
| SHORT TIME | 1990 | TERIGARR | MAY 27 | COM | ||||
| MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD | 1992 | TERIGARR | MAY 29 | STZ | ||||
| FUGITIVE NIGHTS | 1993 | TERIGARR | MAY 16 | ACTN | ||||
| DUMB AND DUMBER | 1994 | TERIGARR | MAY 8 | TBS | ||||
| CHANGING HABITS | 1996 | PG13 | TERIGARR | MAY 28 | SHO/HBO/STZ | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | MAY 31 | TMC | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | MAY 30 | MAX | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| FOR THE LOVE OF NANCY | 1994 | TRACEYGOLD | MAY 8 | LIFE | ||||
| STOLEN INNOCENCE | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | MAY 29 | LIFE | ||||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | MAY 31 | MAX | ||||
| DETECTIVE SCHOOL DROPOUTS | 1986 | PG | VALERIAGOLINO | MAY 30 | WAM | |||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | MAY 2 | TBS | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| INDIAN RUNNER | 1991 | VALERIAGOLINO | MAY 17 | BRAVO/IFC | ||||
| HOT SHOTS | 1991 | PG13 | VALERIAGOLINO | MAY 16 | FOX | |||
| OCCASIONAL HELL | 1996 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | MAY 26 | HBO | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | MAY 28 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | MAY 27 | ENC/STZ | |||
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | MAY 28 | MAX | |||
| LIGHT YEARS | 1987 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | MAY 30 | ENC | |||
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFERGREY | MAY 9 | TBS | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | MAY 25 | MAX | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| ROXANNE | 1987 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | MAY 21 | USA | Fabulous tale of Steve Martin's Cyrano-esque love of Daryl Hannah | 10 | 7 |
| ATTACK OF THE 50-FT. WOMAN | 1993 | R | DARYLHANNAH | MAY 29 | HBO | |||
| LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY | 1996 | R | DARYLHANNAH | MAY 21 | HBO | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | MAY 1 | FAM | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 | |
| FAMILY REUNION: A RELATIVE NIGHTMARE | 1997 | NR | MELISSA JOANHART | MAY 28 | FAM | |||
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | TERIHATCHER | MAY 17 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| JOYRIDE | 1997 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | MAY 25 | SHO | Amy provides the only joy. | 1 | 8 |
| THERE'S A GIRL IN MY SOUP | 1970 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | MAY 20 | A&E | |||
| DOLLARS$ | 1972 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | MAY 18 | TMC/MAX | |||
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| PRIVATE BENJAMIN | 1980 | GOLDIEHAWN | MAY 9 | A&E | ||||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | MAY 23 | ENC | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | MAY 15 | TBS | |||
| FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | MAY 2 | CBS | |||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | MAY 17 | STZ | |||
| BREAKING UP | 1995 | R | SALMAHAYEK | MAY 28 | MAX | |||
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | MAY 18 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BLOODBROTHERS | 1978 | R | MARILUHENNER | MAY 18 | MAX | |||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | MARILUHENNER | MAY 30 | FXM | ||||
| LADYKILLERS | 1988 | MARILUHENNER | MAY 26 | MYST | ||||
| MOST WANTED | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | MAY 31 | STZ | |||
| STANDOFF | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | MAY 14 | MAX/STZ | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | MAY 31 | SHO | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| TROJAN WAR | 1993 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | MAY 27 | HBO | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | MAY 30 | MAX | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| DEATH VALLEY | 1982 | CATHERINEHICKS | MAY 1 | TNT | ||||
| RAZOR'S EDGE | 1984 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | MAY 24 | MAX | |||
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | CATHERINEHICKS | MAY 15 | TNT | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| DISTURBING BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPELL | 1977 | HELENHUNT | MAY 28 | MYST | ||||
| QUARTERBACK PRINCESS | 1983 | NR | HELENHUNT | MAY 29 | TRUE | |||
| SHOOTER | 1988 | HELENHUNT | MAY 30 | MAX | ||||
| MURDER IN NEW HAMPSHIRE: THE PAMELA SMART STORY | 1991 | HELENHUNT | MAY 2 | LIFE | ||||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | MAY 28 | MAX | |||
| ANIMAL BEHAVIOR | 1989 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | MAY 12 | ENC | |||
| CRASH | 1997 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | MAY 23 | IFC | |||
| LIVING OUT LOUD | 1998 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SHARPE'S ENEMY | 1994 | NR | ELIZABETHHURLEY | MAY 21 | HST | |||
| SHAMELESS | 1996 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | MAY 16 | TMC | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | MAY 21 | STZ | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 8 |
| PERMANENT MIDNIGHT | 1998 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| AMORE! | 1993 | KATHYIRELAND | MAY 28 | COM | ||||
| MANNY AND LO | 1996 | R | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | MAY 26 | BRAVO | |||
| HORSE WHISPERER | 1998 | PG | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | MAY 27 | STZ | |||
| FOR YOUR EYES ONLY | 1981 | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | MAY 30 | TBS | Roger Moore is a fab James Bond! | 8 | 7 | |
| WATCHER IN WOODS | 1981 | PG | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | MAY 18 | HBO | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | MAY 28 | COM/LOV | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| MOVING TARGET | 1996 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | MAY 25 | ACTN | |||
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | MAY 22 | HBO | |||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANETJONES | MAY 30 | HBO/STZ | |||
| TIME TO KILL | 1996 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | MAY 6 | ABC | Excellent movie - great cast and Ashley Judd looks fabulous | 8 | 8 |
| DONNIE BRASCO | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | MAY 28 | SHO | |||
| LOCUSTS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | MAY 14 | MAX | |||
| KISS THE GIRLS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | MAY 12 | MAX | Ashley as a sex slave - our dreams fulfilled! Unfortunately this movie doesn't live up to its true potential. | 6 | 8 |
| BREATHLESS | 1983 | NR | VALERIEKAPRISKY | MAY 21 | TMC/LOVE | Was there a plot? To me it seemed something like "screw Valerie blue", though who's complaining? | 2 | 8 |
| MILENA | 1990 | NR | VALERIEKAPRISKY | MAY 16 | ROM | |||
| DOWNHILL WILLIE | 1996 | PG13 | STACIKEANAN | MAY 29 | SHO/HBO | Goes downhill fast. | 0 | 6 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| HUMAN BOMB | 1997 | PG13 | PATSYKENSIT | MAY 27 | SHO | |||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | MAY 15 | FAM | ||||
| AMITYVILLE HORROR | 1979 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | MAY 23 | HBO | Typical horror BS. | 1 | 6 |
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | MAY 23 | TBS | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| SOME KIND OF HERO | 1982 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | MAY 12 | TNT | |||
| TRENCHCOAT | 1983 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | MAY 25 | HBO | |||
| GLITTER DOME | 1984 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | MAY 28 | HBO | |||
| SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE | 1987 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | MAY 23 | TBS | Superman saves the world | 2 | 5 |
| FLIRTING | 1990 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | MAY 28 | ROM | Girls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school. | 3 | 8 |
| FAR AND AWAY | 1992 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | MAY 6 | USA | |||
| PORTRAIT OF A LADY | 1996 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | MAY 9 | SUND | |||
| PEACEMAKER | 1997 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | MAY 27 | MAX | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DAYS OF THUNDER | NA | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | MAY 31 | TBS/WGN | |||
| UNFAITHFULLY YOURS | 1984 | PG | NASTASSIAKINSKI | MAY 4 | COM | Dudley Moore is a screwball in love with Nastassja | 6 | 6 |
| PARIS, TEXAS | 1984 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | MAY 20 | HBO | |||
| REVOLUTION | 1985 | PG | NASTASSJAKINSKI | MAY 31 | HBO/STZ | |||
| FATHER'S DAY | 1997 | PG13 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | MAY 20 | MAX | Robin Williams & Billy Crystal - nuff said. | 5 | 5 |
| YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ANNA | 1987 | PG13 | SALLYKIRKLAND | MAY 18 | STZ | |||
| WOMAN WHO LOVED ELVIS | 1993 | SALLYKIRKLAND | MAY 24 | MAX | ||||
| LITTLE GHOST | 1997 | G | SALLYKIRKLAND | MAY 22 | MAX | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| GRACE KELLY STORY | 1983 | NR | CHERYLLADD | MAY 30 | A&E | |||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | MAY 26 | ROM | |||
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | CHERYLLADD | MAY 5 | TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 0 |
| EVERY MOTHER'S WORST FEAR | 1997 | NR | CHERYLLADD | MAY 8 | USA | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| CHILD BRIDE OF SHORT CREEK | 1981 | NR | DIANELANE | MAY 9 | A&E | |||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | DIANELANE | MAY 28 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| COTTON CLUB | 1984 | R | DIANELANE | MAY 20 | MAX | |||
| MAD DOG TIME | 1996 | R | DIANELANE | MAY 28 | TMC | |||
| MURDER AT 1600 | 1997 | R | DIANELANE | MAY 31 | HBO | Predictable political BS with the unlikeliest villain of all. | 5 | 5 |
| MEN DON'T LEAVE | 1990 | JESSICALANGE | MAY 21 | MAX | ||||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JESSICALANGE | MAY 1 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 5 |
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JESSICALANGE | MAY 26 | STZ | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | MAY 28 | SHO | |||
| COUNTRY | 1984 | PG | JESSICA LANGE | MAY 30 | HBO | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | MAY 13 | MAX | |||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | MAY 27 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GEORGIA | 1995 | R | JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH | MAY 24 | SHO | |||
| FIRST TIME | 1982 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | MAY 23 | ROM | |||
| FLESH BLOOD | 1985 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | MAY 2 | SUND | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | MAY 31 | ENC/HBO/SHO | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | MAY 29 | BRAVO | |||
| WASHINGTON SQUARE | 1997 | PG | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | MAY 28 | ENC | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | MAY 30 | HBO | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| TRIPWIRE | 1990 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | MAY 27 | EXTR | |||
| NAVAJO BLUES | 1997 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | MAY 22 | MAX | |||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | MAY 1 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 8 |
| WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | MAY 8 | FAM | |||
| STRANGE DAYS | 1995 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | MAY 9 | SCIFI | |||
| BODY LANGUAGE | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MAY 7 | TBS | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHELLEYLONG | MAY 15 | COM | ||||
| HELLO AGAIN | 1987 | PG | SHELLEYLONG | MAY 21 | MAX | |||
| TROOP BEVERLY HILLS | 1989 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | MAY 27 | DIS | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1995 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | MAY 31 | DIS | |||
| WOMEN OF SPRING BREAK | 1995 | SHELLEYLONG | MAY 1 | LIFE | ||||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| BLOOD & WINE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | MAY 13 | FXM | |||
| UTURN | 1997 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | MAY 31 | SUND | |||
| SELENA | 1997 | PG | JENNIFERLOPEZ | MAY 30 | MAX | |||
| OUT OF SIGHT | 1998 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | MAY 18 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ANACONDA | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOPEZ | MAY 28 | MAX | if snakes give you nightmares you won't sleep for weeks. Personally, all I could think about was what I'd like Jennifer to do with MY snake. | 6 | 8 |
| BLADE | 1998 | R | TRACILORDS | MAY 18 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| EXTRAMARITAL | 1998 | R | TRACILORDS | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHALYONNE | MAY 27 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GROUNDHOG DAY | 1993 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | MAY 15 | TBS | |||
| FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | MAY14 | USA | |||
| MICHAEL | 1996 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | MAY 28 | ENC | |||
| SHADRACH | 1998 | ANDIEMACDOWELL | MAY 10 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | MAY 30 | ENC/SUND | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| MODERN GIRLS | 1986 | PG13 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | MAY 28 | TMC | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | MAY 24 | ENC/TMC | |||
| PROPHECY | 1995 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | MAY 30 | STZ | |||
| WHISKEY DOWN | 1995 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | MAY 19 | MAX | |||
| ROCK | 1996 | R | VANESSAMARCIL | MAY 13 | ABC | Nick Cage & Sean Connery battle a madman holding hostages at Alcatraz poised to destroy San Francisco | 7 | 9 |
| VIVA LAS VEGAS | 1964 | NR | ANNMARGRET | MAY 21 | TCM | |||
| PLEASURE SEEKERS | 1965 | ANNMARGRET | MAY 17 | FXM | ||||
| OUR TIME | 1974 | PG | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | MAY 27 | LOVE | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | MAY 30 | COM | ||||
| MY LITTLE GIRL | 1986 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | MAY 12 | LIFE | ||||
| CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD | 1986 | R | MARLEEMATLIN | MAY 11 | MAX | |||
| FREAKCITY | 1999 | MARLEEMATLIN | MAY 31 | SHO | ||||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ELLEMCPHERSON | MAY 29 | HBO | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 5 |
| EDGE | 1997 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | MAY 26 | MAX | Great Alaskan wilderness scenes, and one bitchy bear! | 7 | 4 |
| CASUALTIES OF LOVE: THE LONG ISLAND LOLITA STORY | 1993 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | MAY 30 | TRUE | Joey B. is my hero! | 7 | 8 |
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| POISON IVY 2: LILY | 1995 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | MAY 9 | TBS/TNT | Story? - heaven only knows - but I'll take any excuse in the book for a look at Alyssa's delicious headlights. | 1 | 10 |
| HUGO POOL | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | MAY 19 | SHO | |||
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| MILES FROM HOME | 1988 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | MAY 25 | IFC | ||||
| KINDERGARTEN COP | 1990 | NR | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | MAY 18 | USA | Arnie as teacher shoulda been funnier. | 3 | 2 |
| CARLITO'S WAY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | MAY 28 | STZ | |||
| WITCH HUNT | 1994 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | MAY 22 | HBO | Script hunt | 0 | 1 |
| RHAPSODY IN BLOOM | 1998 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | MAY 26 | STZ | Mildly tolerable romantic mush. | 3 | 6 | |
| WAIKIKI | 1980 | DONNAMILLS | MAY 31 | MYST | ||||
| HE'S NOT YOUR SON | 1984 | DONNAMILLS | MAY 13 | TRUE | ||||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | MAY 28 | COM/LOV | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | MAY 23 | MAX | |||
| INDECENT PROPOSAL | 1993 | R | DEMIMOORE | MAY 30 | HBO | Great unrealized potential as Robert Redford offers $1 mil for 1 night with Demi Moore | 4 | 4 |
| IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| GI JANE | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | MAY 28 | STZ | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | MAY 28 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| PAINT JOB | 1992 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | MAY 30 | FLIX | Bebe is gorgeous! Personally, I'd prefer a BLOWjob. | 3 | 10 |
| DASH AND LILLY | 1999 | BEBENEUWIRTH | MAY 31 | A&E | ||||
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | MAY 20 | HBO | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| XANADU | 1980 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | MAY 26 | LOVE | Who needs a plot when Olivia is this sexy? | 0 | 10 |
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| CHARLES & DIANA: APALACE DIVIDED | 1992 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | MAY 30 | TRUE | ||||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | MAY 29 | BRAVO | |||
| HARD EIGHT | 1995 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | MAY 31 | SHO | The eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day! | 0 | 7 |
| JEFFERSON IN PARIS | 1995 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | MAY 20 | TMC | |||
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | MAY 19 | SHO | |||
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | MAY 28 | SHO | |||
| ED WOOD | 1994 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | MAY 30 | TMC | |||
| FIRST WIVES CLUB | 1996 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | MAY 2 | CBS | |||
| SUBSTANCE OF FIRE | 1996 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | MAY 2 | STZ | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | MAY 26 | HBO | |||
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | MAY 19 | MAX | Honkies playing basketball | 7 | 8 |
| FEARLESS | 1993 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | MAY 22 | STZ | |||
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | ROSIEPEREZ | MAY 28 | SHO | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| JERK | 1979 | BERNADETTEPETERS | MAY 1 | TBS | ||||
| ANNIE | 1982 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | MAY 2 | MAX | |||
| MARRIED TO THE MOB | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | MAY 2 | COM | |||
| TEQUILA SUNRISE | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | MAY 23 | LIFE | |||
| BATMAN RETURNS | 1992 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| LOVE FIELD | 1992 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | MAY 30 | SHO | ||||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | MAY 26 | STZ | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| DANIELLE STEELE'S FINE THINGS | 1990 | NR | TRACYPOLLAN | MAY 30 | LIFE | |||
| ANNA | 1987 | PG13 | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | MAY 18 | STZ | |||
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | MAY 20 | STZ | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN 331/3: THE FINAL INSULT | 1994 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | MAY 30 | MAX | ||||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | MAY 28 | LOVE | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | MAY 26 | FXM | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | MAY 24 | MAX | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| EXPERTS | 1988 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | MAY 26 | FLIX | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | MAY 31 | SUND | |||
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | KELLYPRESTON | MAY 18 | MAX | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 7 |
| NOT JUST ANOTHER AFFAIR | 1982 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | MAY 29 | LOVE | |||
| BURDEN OF PROOF | 1992 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | MAY 15 | LIFE | ||||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | MAY 27 | MAX | |||
| THAT DARN CAT | 1997 | PG | CHRISTINARICCI | MAY 20 | DIS | |||
| PECKER | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | MAY 10 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| STARSHIP TROOPERS | 1997 | R | DENISERICHARDS | MAY 31 | SHO | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | MAY 27 | HBO | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 10 |
| OFFICE KILLER | 1997 | MOLLYRINGWALD | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| REQUIEM FOR MURDER | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | MAY 26 | EXTR | ||||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | MAY 30 | TMC | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | MAY 17 | STZ | |||
| CONSPIRACY THEORY | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | MAY 27 | HBO | Stupidity theory is more like it. | 1 | 2 |
| SINS OF DESIRE | 1992 | R | TANYAROBERTS | MAY 21 | SHO | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| GUNG HO | 1986 | MIMIROGERS | MAY 29 | WGN | ||||
| SHOOTING ELIZABETH | 1992 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | MAY 25 | FXM/LOVE | |||
| IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE | 1995 | MIMIROGERS | MAY 7 | LIFE | ||||
| MIRROR HAS TWO FACES | 1996 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | MAY 14 | SHO | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | MAY 21 | STZ | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 5 |
| TRICKS | 1997 | NR | MIMIROGERS | MAY 22 | SHO | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | MAY 27 | ENC/STZ | |||
| BABYSITTER'S SEDUCTION | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | MAY 29 | WGN/FOX | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| star trek voyager | 1999 | JERIRYAN | LOCAL | WB | ||||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | MAY 2 | TBS | |||
| DOORS | 1991 | R | MEGRYAN | MAY 30 | SHO | Problem with this movie is Jim Morrison was never worthy of a record deal, let alone a movie. | 0 | 3 |
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | MEGRYAN | MAY 18 | MAX | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 8 |
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | MAY 30 | HBO | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | MAY 29 | HBO | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| MERMAIDS | 1990 | R | WINONARYDER | MAY 23 | LIFE | Cher as Winona's mom | 6 | 7 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | WINONARYDER | MAY 29 | MAX/EXTR/STZ | |||
| REALITY BITES | 1994 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | MAY 29 | STZSTZ | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | WINONARYDER | MAY 27 | HBO | |||
| SHRIMP ON BARBIE | 1990 | PG13 | EMMASAMMS | MAY 24 | MAX | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY | 1995 | PG13 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | MAY 30 | HBO | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| LEGEND | 1985 | NR | MIASARA | MAY 2 | TBS | |||
| BULLET TO BEJING | 1995 | MIASARA | MAY 7 | SHO | ||||
| MADDENING | 1995 | NR | MIASARA | MAY 1 | USA | |||
| LOVIN' MOLLY | 1974 | SUSANSARANDON | MAY 19 | LOVE | ||||
| PRETTY BABY | 1978 | R | SUSANSARANDON | MAY 25 | LOVE | Brooke Shields plays a 13 year old prostitute - dare to dream! | 8 | 10 |
| SOMETHING SHORT OF PARADISE | 1979 | SUSANSARANDON | MAY 25 | ROM | ||||
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| WOMEN OF VALOR | 1986 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | MAY 31 | LIFE | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | MAY 29 | TMC | |||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| BIRD ON A WIRE | 1990 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | MAY 12 | USA | |||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | MAY 17 | HBO | |||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| TREES LOUNGE | 1996 | R | CHLOESEVIGNY | MAY 30 | TMC | |||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| FOUR FEATHERS | 1978 | JANESEYMOUR | MAY 17 | ROM | ||||
| SUN ALSO RISES | 1984 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | MAY 26 | ROM | |||
| JACK THE RIPPER | 1988 | JANESEYMOUR | MAY 3 | TNT | ||||
| HEIDI | 1993 | JANESEYMOUR | MAY 25 | DIS | ||||
| PRAYING MANTIS | 1993 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | MAY 9 | TBS | |||
| WARGAMES | 1983 | ALLYSHEEDY | MAY 1 | TNT | Matthew Broderick has to save the world from a computer wargame turned real. | 9 | 5 | |
| OXFORD BLUES | 1984 | PG13 | ALLYSHEEDY | MAY 29 | HBO | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | ALLYSHEEDY | MAY 24 | ENC/TMC | |||
| SHORT CIRCUIT | 1990 | ALLYSHEEDY | MAY 15 | TBS | A robot has a hard-on for Ally! | 9 | 8 | |
| AT LONG LAST LOVE | 1975 | G | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MAY 31 | FXM/FLIX/LOVE | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MAY 23 | MAX | |||
| GUIDE FOR THE MARRIED WOMAN | 1978 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MAY 31 | FXM | ||||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MAY 18 | COM | |||
| LONG HOT SUMMER | 1985 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MAY 28 | ENC/FXM | ||||
| STORMY WEATHERS | 1992 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MAY 21 | MYST | |||
| BABY BROKERS | 1994 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MAY 8 | LIFE | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| BEVERLY HILLS NINJA | 1997 | PG13 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | MAY 25 | TMC | |||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| PRETTY BABY | 1978 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | MAY 25 | LOVE | Brooke plays a 13 year old prostitute - dare to dream! | 8 | 10 |
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | MAY 30 | LOVE | |||
| BLUE LAGOON | 1980 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | MAY 29 | LOVE/SHO | Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do? | 5 | 10 |
| ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING | 1987 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | MAY 31 | HBO | Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop! | 4 | 8 |
| COCKTAIL | 1988 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | MAY 15 | USA | Elisabeth gets all wet - that's enough for me. | 1 | 8 |
| SAINT | 1997 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | MAY 31 | MAX | |||
| PALMETTO | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | MAY 29 | SHO | |||
| EXCESS BAGGAGE | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | MAY 26 | HBO | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | MAY 29 | HBO | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 9 |
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | MAY 22 | HBO | |||
| RUTHLESS PEOPLE | 1986 | R | HELENSLATER | MAY 15 | HBO | Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler. | 9 | 4 |
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | MAY 16 | TBS | |||
| LASSIE | 1994 | NR | HELENSLATER | MAY 2 | MAX | |||
| NO WAY BACK | 1996 | R | HELENSLATER | MAY 15 | MAX | |||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | MAY 30 | HBO | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE | 1987 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNSMITH | MAY 31 | COM | |||
| SUMMER SCHOOL | 1987 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MAY 22 | TNT | Mark Harmon teaches a group of losers. - there's another VERY HOT italian babe in this flick who definitely rates a 10, i didn't get her name. | 0 | 8 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| BOURNE IDENTITY | 1988 | JACLYNSMITH | MAY 18 | ROM | ||||
| JOAN OF ARC | 1999 | LEELEESOBIESKI | MAY 16 | CBS | ||||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| DARKLINGS | 1999 | SUZANNESOMERS | MAY 16 | FAM | ||||
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | MAY 30 | MAX | |||
| HOUSE OF YES | 1997 | R | TORISPELLING | MAY 29 | STZ | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| TEN | 1979 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | MAY 24 | ENC | |||
| SKEEZER | 1982 | DEE WALLACESTONE | MAY 9 | WAM | ||||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | MAY 28 | LOVE | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SKELETONS | 1996 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | MAY 19 | MAX | |||
| INVISIBLE MOM | 1996 | PG | DEE WALLACESTONE | MAY 23 | SHO | |||
| MUTUAL NEEDS | 1997 | DEE WALLACESTONE | MAY 11 | MAX | ||||
| LOVE'S DEADLY TRIANGLE: THE TEXAS CADET MURDER | 1997 | DEE WALLACESTONE | MAY 29 | LIFE | ||||
| COLD STEEL | 1987 | NR | SHARONSTONE | MAY 29 | STZ | |||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | MAY 30 | MAX | |||
| BASIC INSTINCT | 1992 | R | SHARONSTONE | MAY 17 | TBS | If you like Sharon, this movie will satisfy you - otherwise it is kind of dumb. | 4 | 6 |
| SLIVER | 1993 | R | SHARONSTONE | MAY 30 | MAX | |||
| INTERSECTION | 1994 | R | SHARONSTONE | MAY 13 | USA | |||
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | MAY 29 | TMC | ||||
| FACE/OFF | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | MAY 31 | MAX | Cool flick, and Domenique rocks! Watch this movie, and forever after the song "Papa's got a brand new bag" will get you hot! | 9 | 9 |
| DEADLY FRIEND | 1986 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | MAY 1 | TNT | |||
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | MAY 20 | COM | |||
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | MAY 14 | HBO | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| SUPREME SANCTION | 1998 | KRISTYSWANSON | MAY 19 | HBO | ||||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | MAY 29 | HBO/SHO | |||
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | MAY 17 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| TRIAL AND ERROR | 1997 | PG13 | CHARLIZETHERON | MAY 29 | STZ | |||
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | MAY 16 | MAX | |||
| MIGHTY JOE YOUNG | 1998 | PG | CHARLIZETHERON | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SAVED BY THE BELL WEDDING IN LAS VEGAS | 1994 | NR | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | MAY 16 | TBS | |||
| SHE FOUGHT ALONE | 1995 | NR | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | MAY 13 | LIFE | |||
| KILLER AMONG FRIENDS | 1991 | NR | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | MAY 29 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | MAY 31 | HBO | |||
| CYCLONE | 1987 | R | HEATHERTHOMAS | MAY 8 | USA | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| WILD LIFE | 1984 | LEATHOMPSON | MAY 24 | TNT | ||||
| RED DAWN | 1984 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | MAY 29 | TNT | |||
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | MAY 24 | MAX | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| STOLEN BABIES | 1992 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | MAY 7 | A&E | |||
| ARTICLE 99 | 1992 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | MAY 18 | BRAVO | |||
| UNSPOKEN TRUTH | 1995 | LEATHOMPSON | MAY 17 | LIFE | ||||
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| PULP FICTION | 1985 | R | UMATHURMAN | MAY 28 | ENC | Really depressing and violent flick., and Uma royally fucked up her hair for this one. | 0 | 1 |
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 1990 | NR | UMATHURMAN | MAY 19 | MAX | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | MAY 29 | HBO | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 6 |
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| EQUINOX | 1992 | R | MARISATOMEI | MAY 29 | SUND | |||
| UNHOOK THE STARS | 1996 | R | MARISATOMEI | MAY 31 | SHO/TMC | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | MAY 27 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | MAY 14 | DIS | |||
| AIR AMERICA | 1990 | R | NANCYTRAVIS | MAY 22 | ENC | |||
| THREE MEN AND A LITTLE LADY | 1990 | NANCYTRAVIS | MAY 9 | TBS | ||||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | MAY 28 | FLIX | |||
| DESTINY TURNS ON THE RADIO | 1995 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | MAY 22 | MAX | |||
| JFK: RECKLESS YOUTH | 1993 | ROBINTUNNEY | MAY 29 | TRUE | ||||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | MAY 28 | SUND | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | MAY 29 | SHO/STZ | |||
| MEATBALLS III | 1987 | SHANNONTWEED | MAY 22 | USA | ||||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | MAY 22 | EXTR | |||
| ASSAULT ON DEVIL'S ISLAND | 1997 | SHANNONTWEED | MAY 15 | TNT | ||||
| STORMY NIGHTS | 1997 | NR | SHANNONTWEED | MAY 11 | MAX | |||
| NAKED LIES | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | MAY 17 | MAX | |||
| EMPIRE RECORDS | 1995 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | MAY 22 | STZ | |||
| HEAVY | 1995 | R | LIVTYLER | MAY 28 | HBO | |||
| INVENTING THE ABBOTTS | 1997 | R | LIVTYLER | MAY 28 | MAX | |||
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | MAY 7 | STZ | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| AGAINST ALL ODDS | 1984 | R | RACHELWARD | MAY 30 | HBO | |||
| GOOD WIFE | 1987 | R | RACHELWARD | MAY 27 | TMC | |||
| AND THE SEA WILL TELL | 1991 | NR | RACHELWARD | MAY 24 | TRUE | |||
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1992 | NR | RACHELWARD | MAY 6 | TNT | |||
| HOW TO GET AHEAD IN ADVERTISING | ;1989 | R | RACHELWARD | MAY 24 | IFC | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | MAY 30 | WAM | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| ALIEN | 1979 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | MAY 28 | HBO | Will keep you glued to your chair | 9 | 3 |
| YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | MAY 11 | TCM | |||
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | MAY 29 | HBO | |||
| ALIEN 3 | 1992 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | MAY 29 | HBO | |||
| DAVE | 1993 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | MAY 28 | HBO | ||||
| DEATH AND THE MAIDEN | 1994 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | MAY 28 | BRVO/IFC | Cool tormented-becomes-tormentor tale | 9 | 5 |
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | MAY 27 | HBO | |||
| SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR | 1997 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | MAY 29 | EXTR | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | MAY 27 | MAX | |||
| FANTASTIC VOYAGE | 1966 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | MAY 8 | MAX | Wanna see how far special effects have come in the last 3 decades? Check this movie out for an example of the old school - it actually won awards in its era for effects. An enjoyable tale. | 7 | 2 |
| FATHOM | 1967 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | MAY 8 | AMC | |||
| HANNIE CAULDER | 1971 | R | RAQUELWELCH | MAY 27 | SHO | |||
| KANSAS CITY BOMBER | 1972 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | MAY 15 | MAX | |||
| FOUR MUSKETEERS | 1975 | RAQUELWELCH | MAY 5 | AMC | ||||
| RALLY ROUND THE FLAG, BOYS | 1958 | TUESDAYWELD | MAY 19 | FXM | ||||
| BACHELOR FLAT | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | MAY 7 | FXM | ||||
| CINCINNATI KID | 1965 | TUESDAYWELD | MAY 22 | TCM | ||||
| AUTHOR! AUTHOR! | 1982 | PG | TUESDAYWELD | MAY 27 | SHO/LOVE | |||
| HALLOWEEN:H2O | 1998 | R | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | MAY 6 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HOODLUM | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | MAY 24 | SHO | |||
| SOUL FOOD | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | MAY 4 | MAX | |||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | MAY 30 | TBS | |||
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | MAY 31 | ENC/TMC | |||
| SHELTERING SKY | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | MAY 27 | STZ | |||
| SHADOWLANDS | 1993 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | MAY 13 | HBO | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | MAY 23 | ROM | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | MAY 28 | HBO | |||
| FEAR | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | MAY 27 | MYST | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | MAY 29 | HBO/SHO | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | MAY 29 | TMC | |||
| PLEASANTVILLE | 1998 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| URBAN LEGEND | 1998 | R | ALICIAWITT | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | SEANYOUNG | MAY 18 | COM | |||
| BOOST | 1988 | R | SEANYOUNG | MAY 30 | ENC | |||
| COUSINS | 1989 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | MAY 30 | MAX/SHO | |||
| FIRE BIRDS | 1990 | SEANYOUNG | MAY 31 | TBS | ||||
| INVADER | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | MAY 17 | HBO | ||||
| EXCEPTION TO THE RULE | 1997 | R | SEANYOUNG | MAY 25 | MAX | |||
| COWBOY AND MOVIE STAR | 1998 | NR | SEANYOUNG | MAY 23 | FAM | |||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | MAY 22 | MAX | |||
| JERRY MACGUIRE | 1996 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | MAY 29 | SHO | Sport agent looking for his first big client lands a bigmouth. | 4 | 5 |
| ONE TRUE THING | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | MAY 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PRICE ABOVE RUBIES | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | MAY 18 | STZ | |||
| MODERN GIRLS | 1986 | PG13 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | MAY 28 | TMC | |||
| FLY II | 1989 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | MAY 29 | SCIFI |
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