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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. Posted below is our selections of viewing pleasures for the coming month. ENJOY, and remember: drool is hazardous to your TV SET!
Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for July, 1999, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:
June, 1999
May, 1999
April, 1999
March, 1999
February, 1999
January, 1999
December, 1998
November, 1998
October, 1998
September, 1998
August, 1998
July, 1998
June, 1998
Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SHOOT TO KILL | 1988 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 31 | MAX | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 28 | HBO | |||
| PRINCE OF BEL AIR | 1986 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 27 | ROM | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING | 1989 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 25 | WGN | ||||
| TOOTHLESS | 1997 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 17 | DIS | ||||
| MADHOUSE | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 3 | COM | |||
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| FOR WHICH HE STANDS | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE | 1998 | NR | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 31 | USA | |||
| PREDATOR 2 | 1990 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 20 | HBO | ||||
| ACTS OF BETRAYAL | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 15 | HBO | ||||
| COLORS | 1988 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 10 | WGN | ||||
| STORM TROOPER | 1997 | CAROLALT | 31 | EXTR | ||||
| WOUNDED | 1997 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 31 | MAX | |||
| TRAPPED IN PARADISE | 1994 | MADCHENAMICK | 21 | FXM | ||||
| TWIST OF FATE | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 19 | MAX | ||||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | 2 | HBO | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY | 1998 | PG13 | LONIANDERSON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW 1** | |||
| THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN | 1998 | PG | LONIANDERSON | 30 | SHO | |||
| AMAZING STORIES: THE MOVIE III | 1990 | NR | LONIANDERSON | 27 | FAM | |||
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| MADE MEN | 1999 | VANESSAANGEL | 23 | HBO | ||||
| OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 28 | HBO | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | 28 | MAX | |||
| PICTURE PERFECT | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | 28 | HBO | Too bad no one overexposed the film. | 2 | 6 |
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | NA | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | 27 | HBO | |||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 25 | COM | |||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| FOR LOVE OR MONEY | 1993 | PG | GABRIELLEANWAR | 29 | SHO | |||
| SUB DOWN | 1997 | GABRIELLEANWAR | 13 | USA | ||||
| GRAVE | 1996 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 11 | MAX | |||
| BIG HIT | 1998 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 27 | TMC | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 17 | STZ | ||||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| MY HUSBAND'S SECRET LIFE | 1998 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 31 | USA | |||
| PARADISE ALLEY | 1978 | ANNEARCHER | 26 | TNT | ||||
| NARROW MARGIN | 1990 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 24 | MYST | Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted. | 8 | 5 |
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 31 | FLIX | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| GONE FISHIN' | 1997 | PG | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 30 | WAM | |||
| BIG BLUE | 1988 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 29 | ROM | ||||
| LINGUINI INCIDENT | 1992 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 16 | ROM | |||
| TRADING FAVORS | 1998 | NR | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 15 | HBO | |||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | CATHERINEBACH | 31 | SHO | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 27 | SHO | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 26 | EXTR | |||
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| HARRY&SON | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 29 | FLIX | |||
| SEA OF LOVE | 1989 | NR | ELLENBARKIN | 29 | USA | Ellen just oozes sex as she climbs Al Pacino's back | 6 | 10 |
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 22 | TNT | |||
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 18 | ENC | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | 27 | MAX/EXTR | |||
| SCRUPLES | 1981 | PRISCILLABARNES | 27 | LOVE | ||||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| AMY FISHER STORY | 1993 | DREWBARRYMORE | 29 | TRUE | ||||
| SKETCH ARTIST | 1992 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 27 | EXTR | |||
| MAD LOVE | 1995 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 25 | TMC | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | DREWBARRYMORE | 20 | COM | ||||
| BOYS ON THE SIDE | 1995 | DREWBARRYMORE | 18 | HBO | ||||
| BABES IN TOYLAND | 1986 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 16 | FAM | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 16 | ENC | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 1 |
| EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY | 1998 | DREWBARRYMORE | 15 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| COOL WORLD | 1992 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 31 | SCIFI | |||
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 29 | MAX | |||
| LA CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIMBASINGER | 29 | MAX | |||
| REAL MCCOY | 1993 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 23 | ACTN | |||
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | KIMBASINGER | 21 | STZ | |||
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 4 | COM | |||
| MY STEPMOTHER IS AN ALIEN | 1988 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 4 | TBS | |||
| SPLIT DECISIONS | 1988 | NR | JENNIFERBEALS | 31 | ACTN | |||
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 26 | SHO/MAX | |||
| FLASHDANCE | 1983 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 25 | MAX | Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day! | 3 | 10 |
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| HAUNTED | 1995 | R | KATEBECKINSALE | 30 | IFC | |||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | KATEBECKINSALE | 28 | SUND | ||||
| SHOOTING FISH | 1997 | PG | KATEBECKINSALE | 11 | MAX | |||
| FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY | 1989 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 26 | MAX/TMC | |||
| VIOLETS ARE BLUE | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 26 | HBO | |||
| LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS | 1970 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | 22 | FLIX | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHBERKELEY | 9 | SHO | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| AS GOOD AS DEAD | 1995 | NR | CRYSTALBERNARD | 6 | TBS | |||
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLEBERRY | 31 | HBO | |||
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | HALLEBERRY | 31 | HBO | |||
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 29 | HBO | |||
| BULWORTH | 1998 | HALLEBERRY | 22 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| BOOMERANG | 1992 | R | HALLEBERRY | 12 | USA | |||
| RACE THE SUN | 1996 | PG | HALLEBERRY | 4 | ABC | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| MAID | 1990 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 31 | FXM | ||||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 30 | FLIX | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| DETECTIVE | 1968 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 29 | ENC | ||||
| END OF THE GAME | 1976 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 24 | FXM | |||
| LEAVE OF ABSENCE | 1994 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 23 | ROM | ||||
| CAPETOWN AFFAIR | 1966 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 21 | FXM | ||||
| DANGEROUS BEAUTY | 1998 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 19 | HBO | |||
| MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1974 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 12 | HBO | |||
| VICTORY AT ENTEBBE | 1976 | LINDABLAIR | 30 | TRUE | ||||
| REPOSSESSED | 1990 | NR | LINDABLAIR | 15 | COM | |||
| ELIZABETH | 1998 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 28 | MAX | |||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | YASMINEBLEETH | 31 | STZ | |||
| ULTIMATE DECEPTION | 1999 | YASMINEBLEETH | 6 | USA | ||||
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | DANIELLEBRISEBOIS | 27 | ACTN | |||
| WHEN THE PARTY'S OVER | 1992 | SANDRABULLOCK | 27 | ROM | ||||
| SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 5 | MAX | Same deal as speed 1, but on the water in a boat - heck, anything to get Sandra wet! | 5 | 8 |
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMABUNTON | 27 | HBO | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 30 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 5 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 29 | STZ | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 17 | SHO | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 16 | ENC | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 1 |
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| WAYNE'S WORLD | '1992 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 31 | MAX | |||
| DOG BOYS | 1997 | R | TIACARRERE | 31 | SHO | |||
| HOLLOW POINT | 1995 | R | TIACARRERE | 30 | HBO | |||
| NATURAL ENEMY | 1996 | R | TIACARRERE | 29 | HBO | |||
| KULL THE CONQUEROR | 1997 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 24 | STZ | |||
| JURY DUTY | 1995 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 22 | TMC | If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am. | ||
| TOP OF THE WORLD | 1997 | R | TIACARRERE | 1 | HBO | |||
| SCRATCH THE SURFACE | 1997 | PHOEBECATES | 30 | SUND | ||||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 30 | FLIX | |||
| PARADISE | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 20 | ROM | Stranded on a tropical island with Phoebe - hell I volunteer for this shipwreck! | 6 | 10 |
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 14 | TNT | Could Phoebe be any cuter? | 9 | 8 |
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 4 | TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot. | 9 | 10 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | 28 | STZ | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| OF LOVE AND SHADOWS | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 14 | SHO | |||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | TERICOPLEY | 31 | SHO | |||
| IN THE LINE OF DUTY: THE FBI MURDERS | 1988 | TERICOPLEY | 20 | TBS | ||||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 17 | SHO | |||
| SCREAM | 1996 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 16 | ENC | You'll scream if you paid to see this piece of crap | 0 | 3 |
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| IN THE MOOD | 1987 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 22 | MAX | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION | 1985 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 4 | WAM | |||
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 2 | USA | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | OLIVIADABO | 27 | FLIX | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 24 | MAX | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 26 | MAX | |||
| CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY | 1993 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 28 | TRUE | ||||
| TRIAL: THE PRICE OF PASSION | 1992 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 25 | LIFE | ||||
| PATERNITY | 1981 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 22 | STZ | ||||
| COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER | 1980 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 10 | TNT | |||
| TRADING HEARTS | 1988 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 10 | ROM | ||||
| FINDERS KEEPERS | 1984 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 1 | USA | |||
| MOVING | 1988 | STACEYDASH | 28 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| COLD AROUND THE HEART | 1997 | R | STACEYDASH | 25 | MAX | |||
| MO' MONEY | 1992 | R | STACEYDASH | 25 | COM | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 25 | MAX | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 6 |
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF MOWGLI | 1996 | NR | DANADELANEY | 31 | HBO | |||
| RESCUERS: STORIES OF COURAGE - TWO COUPLES | 1998 | NR | DANADELANEY | 24 | SHO | |||
| RESURRECTION | 1999 | DANADELANEY | 12 | HBO | ||||
| CLOSER AND CLOSER | 1996 | NR | KIMDELANEY | 3 | WGN | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| LIGHT SLEEPER | 1992 | DANADELANY | 31 | BRAVO/IFC | ||||
| EXIT TO EDEN | 1994 | R | DANADELANY | 31 | MAX | Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear | 0 | 8 |
| BLIND SIDE | 1993 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 24 | HBO | ||||
| GUILTY AS SIN | 1993 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 13 | SHO/TMC | |||
| WINNER | 1996 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 2 | SHO | |||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | 30 | TBS | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| SMOOTH TALK | 1986 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 22 | SHO | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| WILD AT HEART | 1990 | R | LAURADERN | 15 | MAX | Nicholas Cage screws the daylights out of Laura. | 4 | 10 |
| CANDYMAN: DAY OF THE DEAD | 1999 | R | DONNADERRICO | 27 | HBO | |||
| HEAD ABOVE WATER | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | 31 | HBO | From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day! | ||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | 31 | SHO | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| LIFE LESS ORDINARY | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 30 | HBO | |||
| LAST SUPPER | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 29 | IFC | |||
| KEYS TO TULSA | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 25 | SHO | |||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 25 | COM | |||
| OCEAN'S 11 | 1960 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 29 | AMC | ||||
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 27 | ACTN | |||
| ART OF LOVE | 1965 | PG | ANGIEDICKINSON | 21 | LOVE | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S THE DON'S ANALYST | 1982 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 18 | SHO | |||
| DRESSED TO KILL | 1980 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 16 | MAX | |||
| SINS OF RACHEL CADE | 1961 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 14 | AMC | ||||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S REMEMBRANCE | 1996 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 2 | LIFE | |||
| MADDENING | 1995 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 2 | USA | |||
| COUCH TRIP | 1988 | DONNADIXON | 31 | COM | ||||
| MARGIN FOR MURDER | 1981 | DONNADIXON | 24 | FXM | ||||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | DONNADIXON | 24 | COM | ||||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 31 | ENC | |||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMIDOLENZ | 5 | HBO | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| SMALL SOLDIERS | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 29 | HBO | Cute tale of toys at war. Kirsten plays a major piece of jailbait, as always - and boy does she look tasty bound n gagged! | 8 | 8 |
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | KIRSTENDUNST | 20 | DIS | ||||
| ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN 2 | 1996 | G | SHEENAEASTON | 21 | DIS | |||
| LIVE WIRE | 1992 | LISAEILBACHER | 28 | USA | ||||
| MONTE CARLO | 1986 | LISAEILBACHER | 24 | ROM | ||||
| CHOSEN ONE | 1998 | R | CARMENELECTRA | 19 | TMC | |||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| UNDER SIEGE | 1992 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 24 | HBO | A spirited romp, and Erika shows us her flotation devices. | 5 | 10 |
| EXECUTIVE TARGET | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 29 | HBO | |||
| INTO THE ARMS OF DANGER | 1987 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 31 | LIFE | ||||
| MOB BOSS | 1990 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 28 | COM | |||
| EXTREMITIES | 1986 | R | FARRAHFAWCETT | 29 | SHO | Farrah gets revenge on her rapist. | 8 | 8 |
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 19 | MAX | |||
| SATURN 3 | 1980 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 17 | SCIFI | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER | 1990 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 31 | TMC | |||
| MURPHY'S ROMANCE | 1985 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 30 | HBO/LOV | |||
| PLACES IN THE HEART | 1984 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 30 | STZ/TMC | |||
| BACK ROADS | 1981 | R | SALLYFIELD | 30 | LOVE | |||
| KISS ME GOODBYE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 26 | FXM/SHO | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | 26 | STZ/AMC | ||||
| WAY WEST | 1967 | SALLYFIELD | 4 | TNT | ||||
| MILK AND MONEY | 1997 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 22 | ROM | ||||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| JACKIE BROWN | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | STZ | Boring drug movie, but Bridget looks highly boinkable in a bikini. | 2 | 10 |
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | 30 | SHO/MAX | |||
| BREAK UP | 1998 | BRIDGETFONDA | 30 | MAX | ||||
| SINGLES | 1992 | BRIDGETFONDA | 30 | ENC | ||||
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 30 | STZ | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| ROAD TO WELLVILLE | 1994 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 28 | SHO | Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction. | 8 | 10 |
| STRAPLESS | 1989 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 20 | BRAVO | |||
| TOUCH | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 20 | TMC | |||
| ABANDONED AND DECEIVED | 1995 | FARRAHFORKE | 1 | LIF | ||||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | CLAIREFORLANI | 31 | ENC | |||
| LAST TIME I COMMITTED SUICIDE | 1996 | R | CLAIREFORLANI | 26 | HBO | |||
| MEET JOE BLACK | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREFORLANI | 14 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LITTLE MAN TATE | 1991 | NR | JODIEFOSTER | 31 | SHO | |||
| CONTACT | 1997 | PG | JODIEFOSTER | 30 | HBO | Slow moving, but inspiring! | 8 | 5 |
| CANDLESHOE | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 25 | DIS | |||
| ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 10 | MAX | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 8 | DIS | All daughters & mothers should watch this together. | 6 | 2 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | SADIEFROST | 28 | ENC/FLIX/HBO | |||
| CURDLED | 1996 | R | DAISYFUENTES | 28 | SUND | |||
| FUGITIVE NIGHTS | 1993 | TERIGARR | 28 | MYST | ||||
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 27 | STZ/SHO | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| LET IT RIDE | 1989 | TERIGARR | 12 | MAX | How can I not love a horse racing movie? | 6 | 5 | |
| DUMB AND DUMBER | 1994 | TERIGARR | 5 | TBS | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 23 | MAX | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 17 | SHO | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| KIDNAPPING IN THE FAMILY | 1996 | TRACEYGOLD | 26 | ABC | ||||
| STOLEN INNOCENCE | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 28 | STZ | |||
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 25 | MAX | Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day. | 6 | 10 |
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 22 | HBO | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 30 | ENC | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 28 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| LIGHT YEARS | 1987 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 12 | ACTN | |||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE | 1998 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BORN YESTERDAY | 1993 | PG | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 26 | LOVE | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| AND THE SEA WILL TELL | 1991 | NR | DEIDREHALL | 29 | TRUE | |||
| LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY | 1996 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 31 | MAX | |||
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 30 | HBO | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| HI-LIFE | 1998 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 25 | MAX | |||
| GRUMPY OLD MEN | 1993 | DARYLHANNAH | 20 | MAX | ||||
| SUMMER LOVERS | 1982 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 5 | MAX | Sex on the beach - WOW! | 1 | 10 |
| ATTACK OF THE 50-FT. WOMAN | 1993 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 3 | MAX | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOANHART | 30 | HBO | ||||
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| JUDITH KRANTZ'S DAZZLE | 1995 | LISAHARTMAN | 24 | LIFE | ||||
| FIRE: TRAPPED ON THE 37TH FLOOR | 1991 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | 20 | ACTN | |||
| JACQUELINE SUSANN'S VALLEY OF THE DOLLS | 1981 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | 17 | ROM | Big stupid soap, but Lisa Hartman is HOTHOTHOT, be sure you catch her dance number "Let's Be Lovers Tonight" - the definite highpoint | 1 | 10 |
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | TERIHATCHER | 31 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| TOMORROW NEVER DIES | 1997 | PG13 | TERIHATCHER | 25 | TMC | Teri Hatcher plays a great Bond babe, and Pierce Brosnan is an awesome Bond! | 8 | 9 |
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 31 | MAX | |||
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 28 | STZ | |||
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 21 | HBO | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 18 | TBS | |||
| SUGARLAND EXPRESS | 1974 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 13 | TBS/TNT | |||
| PRIVATE BENJAMIN | 1980 | GOLDIEHAWN | 11 | WGN | ||||
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 29 | STZ | |||
| BREAKING UP | 1995 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 27 | HBO | |||
| DESPERADO | NA | NR | SALMAHAYEK | 18 | USA | |||
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN | 1996 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 3 | FOX | Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day. | 2 | 10 |
| BLOODBROTHERS | 1978 | R | MARILUHENNER | 28 | MAX | |||
| GRAND LARCENY | 1987 | MARILUHENNER | 28 | ACTN | ||||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | MARILUHENNER | 27 | FXM/ENC | ||||
| FIGHT FOR JUSTICE: THE NANCY CONN STORY | 1995 | MARILUHENNER | 13 | LIFE | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 27 | MAX | |||
| STANDOFF | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 7 | HBO | |||
| I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 30 | HBO | ||||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 23 | MAX | |||
| TROJAN WAR | 1993 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 21 | MAX | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED | 1986 | CATHERINEHICKS | 31 | TBS | ||||
| CHILD'S PLAY | 1988 | CATHERINEHICKS | 27 | MYST | ||||
| LAGUNA HEAT | 1987 | NR | CATHERINEHICKS | 21 | MYST | |||
| JACQUELINE SUSANN'S VALLEY OF THE DOLLS | 1981 | NR | CATHERINEHICKS | 17 | ROM | Big stupid soap, but Lisa Hartman is HOTHOTHOT, be sure you catch her dance number "Let's Be Lovers Tonight" - the definite highpoint | 1 | 5 |
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| ALLNIGHTER | 1987 | SUSANNAHOFFS | 17 | USA | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 27 | MAX | |||
| NO LOOKING BACK | 1998 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 27 | SUND | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| SCRATCH THE SURFACE | 1997 | WHITNEYHOUSTON | 30 | SUND | ||||
| AS GOOD AS IT GETS | 1997 | PG13 | HELENHUNT | 30 | SHO | |||
| TRANCERS | 1985 | HELENHUNT | 28 | TNT | ||||
| KISS OF DEATH | 1995 | HELENHUNT | 1 | MAX | ||||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| TRUE ADV OF ALLEGED CHEERLEADER-MURDERING MOM | 1993 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 30 | HBO | |||
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | 28 | STZ | |||
| LIVING OUT LOUD | 1998 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 7 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 2 | MAX | |||
| DANGEROUS GROUND | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 9 | STZ | Luscious Liz makes a lollipop VERY happy! | 8 | |
| DONOR | 1995 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 25 | EXTR | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 23 | ENC | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| WAXWORK | 1988 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 20 | TNT | ||||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANETJONES | 10 | TBS | |||
| DONNIE BRASCO | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 29 | TMC | |||
| KISS THE GIRLS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 25 | MAX | Ashley as a sex slave - our dreams fulfilled! Unfortunately this movie doesn't live up to its true potential. | 6 | 8 |
| LISA | 1993 | STACIKEANAN | 15 | MAX | A psycho is after an incredibly sexy and jailbaity Staci | 6 | 10 | |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| ADAM BEDE | 1992 | NR | PATSYKENSIT | 23 | ROM | |||
| ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS | 1986 | PATSYKENSIT | 4 | TRIO | ||||
| WILLIE AND PHIL | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 31 | FXM/LOVE | |||
| BLACK CHRISTMAS | 1975 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 30 | MAX | |||
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 18 | TBS | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| BODY OF EVIDENCE | 1988 | MARGOTKIDDER | 5 | USA | ||||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | 3 | FAM | ||||
| EMERALD CITY | 1990 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 30 | ROM | ||||
| PEACEMAKER | 1997 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 30 | MAX | |||
| FLIRTING | 1990 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 28 | ROM | Girls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school. | 3 | 8 |
| MARIA'S LOVERS | 1985 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 29 | LOVE | |||
| ONE NIGHT STAND | 1997 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 25 | ENC | |||
| REVOLUTION | 1985 | PG | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 16 | HBO | |||
| WOMAN WHO LOVED ELVIS | 1993 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 29 | HBO | ||||
| LITTLE GHOST | 1997 | G | SALLYKIRKLAND | 25 | WAM | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | LISAKUDROW | 29 | ENC | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 8 |
| CLOCKWATCHERS | 1998 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 14 | STZ | |||
| GRACE KELLY STORY | 1983 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 19 | A&E | |||
| MILLENIUM | 1989 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 17 | SCIFI | |||
| LISA | 1993 | CHERYLLADD | 15 | MAX | A psycho is after an incredibly sexy and jailbaity Staci | 6 | 1 | |
| DANIELLE STEELE'S CHANGES | 1991 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 7 | LIFE | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| INDIAN SUMMER | 1993 | PG13 | DIANELANE | 31 | STZ | |||
| SIX PACK | 1982 | DIANELANE | 28 | ENC | ||||
| TOUCHED BY LOVE | 1980 | DIANELANE | 19 | LOVE | ||||
| COTTON CLUB | 1984 | R | DIANELANE | 12 | HBO | |||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | DIANELANE | 4 | MAX | ||||
| MEN DON'T LEAVE | 1990 | JESSICALANGE | 31 | HBO | ||||
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICALANGE | 31 | HBO | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | 28 | MAX | |||
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 27 | MAX | |||
| HARD BOUNTY | 1995 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 30 | EXTR | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 29 | HBO | |||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 27 | HBO | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | 20 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| GEORGIA | 1995 | R | JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH | 3 | TMC | |||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | NA | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 31 | EXTR/STZ | |||
| KILLING OF RANDY WEBSTER | 1981 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 24 | TRUE | ||||
| WASHINGTON SQUARE | 1997 | PG | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 21 | STZ | |||
| FLESH BLOOD | 1985 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 7 | TMC | |||
| HEART OF MIDNIGHT | 1988 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 7 | STZ | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 4 | TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties. | 9 | 10 |
| DEEP IMPACT | 1998 | PG13 | TEALEONI | 31 | SHO | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| MEN OF WAR | 1995 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 28 | MAX | |||
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN | 1996 | R | JULIETLEWIS | 3 | FOX | Beyond stupid, but Salma's snake dance is incredible. Salma - you can dance with my python any day. | 2 | 7 |
| THAT NIGHT | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 29 | TNT | |||
| WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 23 | FAM | |||
| ROMEO IS BLEEDING | 1994 | JULIETTELEWIS | 18 | USA | ||||
| TOO YOUNG TO DIE | 1990 | NR | JULIETTELEWIS | 14 | LIFE | |||
| MONEY TALKS | 1997 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 28 | ENC | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | 22 | DIS/STZ | |||
| HELLO AGAIN | 1987 | PG | SHELLEYLONG | 30 | HBO | |||
| MONEY PIT | 1986 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 29 | TNT/TBS | Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing. | 8 | 2 |
| OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE | 1987 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 26 | MAX | |||
| TROOP BEVERLY HILLS | 1989 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 24 | DIS | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHELLEYLONG | 20 | COM | ||||
| VOICES WITHIN: LIVES OF TRUDDI CHASE | 1990 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 18 | LIFE | |||
| FROZEN ASSETS | 1992 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 18 | HBO | |||
| LOSIN' IT | 1983 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 6 | COM | |||
| FREAKY FRIDAY | 1995 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 4 | DIS | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| OUT OF SIGHT | 1998 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 31 | STZ | |||
| UTURN | 1997 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 22 | SHO | |||
| BLOOD & WINE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 10 | FXM | |||
| ANACONDA | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFER LOPEZ | 28 | HBO | if snakes give you nightmares you won't sleep for weeks. Personally, all I could think about was what I'd like Jennifer to do with MY snake. | 6 | 8 |
| AS GOOD AS DEAD | 1995 | NR | TRACILORDS | 6 | TBS | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| KRIPPENDORF'S TRIBE | 1998 | PG13 | NATASHALYONNE | 28 | ENC | |||
| END OF VIOLENCE | 1997 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 31 | SHO | |||
| GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES | 1984 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 26 | A&E | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | 31 | FLIX | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | MADONNA | 30 | ENC | |||
| LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | 13 | TNT | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 30 | FLIX | |||
| WHISKEY DOWN | 1995 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 27 | HBO | |||
| BYE BYE BIRDIE | 1963 | G | ANNMARGRET | 30 | HBO | |||
| NEW LIFE | 1988 | ANNMARGRET | 29 | HBO | ||||
| STAGECOACH | 1966 | ANNMARGRET | 29 | FXM | ||||
| I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES | 1982 | ANNMARGRET | 29 | FXM | ||||
| CARNAL KNOWLEDGE | 1971 | ANNMARGRET | 27 | BRAVO | ||||
| TOMMY | 1975 | PG | ANNMARGRET | 25 | MAX | |||
| PLEASURE SEEKERS | 1965 | ANNMARGRET | 17 | FXM | ||||
| C.C. AND COMPANY | 1970 | PG | ANNMARGRET | 5 | MAX | |||
| VIVA LAS VEGAS | 1964 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 4 | TCM | |||
| FACE ON THE MILK CARTON | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 22 | FAM | ||||
| HER HIDDEN TRUTH | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 21 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| FRIED GREEN TOMATOES | 1991 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 23 | USA | ||||
| BED OF ROSES | 1996 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 15 | ABC | ||||
| AT CLOSE RANGE | 1986 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 10 | STZ | |||
| CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD | 1986 | R | MARLEEMATLIN | 25 | MAX | |||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | JENNYMCCARTHY | 31 | STZ | |||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| PHANTOMS | 1998 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 31 | TMC | |||
| DEVIL IN THE FLESH | 1997 | ROSEMCGOWAN | 24 | MAX | ||||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ELLEMCPHERSON | 29 | HBO | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 5 |
| EDGE | 1997 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 26 | HBO | Great Alaskan wilderness scenes, and one bitchy bear! | 7 | 4 |
| SIRENS | 1994 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 23 | IFC | |||
| BELOW UTOPIA | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 31 | MAX | Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped | 3 | 10 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| FRESHMAN | 1990 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 31 | TBS | Hysterical tale of blackmarket gourmet delights. | 10 | 5 |
| WITCH HUNT | 1994 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 31 | HBO | Script hunt | 0 | 1 |
| BIG TOP PEE-WEE | 1988 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 17 | TNT | |||
| HANGING BY A THREAD | 1979 | DONNAMILLS | 31 | ACTN | ||||
| LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ROSEMARY'S BABY | 1976 | DONNAMILLS | 25 | SCIFI | ||||
| WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING BRIDESMAID | 1990 | DONNAMILLS | 12 | LIFE | ||||
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 31 | HBO | |||
| BUTCHER'S WIFE | 1991 | PG13 | DEMIMOORE | 31 | SCIFI | 3 | 4 | |
| INDECENT PROPOSAL | 1993 | R | DEMIMOORE | 29 | HBO | Great unrealized potential as Robert Redford offers $1 mil for 1 night with Demi Moore | 4 | 4 |
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | 23 | ENC | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| WE'RE NO ANGELS | 1989 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 6 | MAX | |||
| GI JANE | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | 4 | ENC | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 22 | HBO | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| BIG LEBOWSKI | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 16 | SHO | |||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| PAINT JOB | 1992 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | 27 | FLIX/MYST | Bebe is gorgeous! Personally, I'd prefer a BLOWjob. | 3 | 10 |
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 11 | MAX | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| TWO OF A KIND | 1983 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 3 | STZ | Zzzzzzzz | 0 | 1 |
| SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS | 1998 | PG13 | JACQUELINEOBRADORS | 23 | STZ | Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho. | 8 | 10 |
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| LAIR OF WHITE WORM | 1988 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 26 | SCIFI | ||||
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 31 | TMC | |||
| GREAT EXPECTATIONS | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 31 | MAX | |||
| HARD EIGHT | 1995 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 16 | TMC | The eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day! | 0 | 7 |
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 9 | HBO | Predictable tale of adultery and revenge. | 3 | 7 |
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 28 | MAX | |||
| ED WOOD | 1994 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 15 | SHO | |||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | NIAPEEPLES | 20 | DIS | ||||
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 29 | HBO | Honkies playing basketball | 7 | 8 |
| SOMEBODY TO LOVE | 1994 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 29 | SUND | |||
| FEARLESS | 1993 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 16 | ENC | |||
| NIGHT ON EARTH | 1991 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 4 | IFC | If you sit through this one you are stronger than I am. | 0 | 0 |
| ANNIE | 1982 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | 21 | MAX | |||
| SLAVES OF NEW YORK | 1989 | R | BERNADETTEPETERS | 17 | BRAVO | |||
| SILENT MOVIE | 1976 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | 12 | COM | |||
| GREASE 2 | 1982 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | HBO | The epitomy of god awful sequels | 0 | 3 |
| LOVE FIELD | 1992 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | TMC | ||||
| BATMAN RETURNS | 1992 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 20 | MAX | |||
| MARRIED TO THE MOB | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 17 | COM | |||
| HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS | 1980 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 13 | MAX | |||
| RETURN TO BOGGY CREEK | 1977 | G | DANAPLATO | 31 | ENC | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | 28 | MAX | |||
| PROFESSIONAL | 1994 | NR | NATALIEPORTMAN | 19 | USA | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN 331/3: THE FINAL INSULT | 1994 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 26 | MAX | ||||
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 31 | HBO | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| MISCHIEF | 1985 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 31 | FXM/LOVE | Kelly shows us her hidden assets! | 4 | 10 |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 30 | SHO | |||
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 29 | HBO | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 7 |
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 28 | SHO | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SPARKS: THE PRICE OF PASSION | 1990 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 9 | LIFE | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 31 | HBO | |||
| BUFFALO 66 | 1998 | CHRISTINARICCI | 28 | MAX | ||||
| PRINCESS STALLION | 1996 | ARIANARICHARDS | 29 | SHO | To heck with horses, Ariana - spread your legs and mount ME! | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 30 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 10 |
| STARSHIP TROOPERS | 1997 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 23 | TMC | |||
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 30 | MAX | |||
| FACE THE MUSIC | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 24 | LOVE | |||
| REQUIEM FOR MURDER | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 8 | SHO | ||||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | SHO | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CONSPIRACY THEORY | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 28 | MAX | Stupidity theory is more like it. | 1 | 2 |
| MYSTIC PIZZA | 1988 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 18 | AMC | |||
| BEASTMASTER | 1982 | NR | TANYAROBERTS | 15 | TBS | Beautiful girl has Doctor Dolittle-like powers. Tanya - you can master my beast any day. | 3 | 10 |
| VIEW TO KILL | 1985 | TANYAROBERTS | 12 | TBS | James Bond movies are always cool, but GEEZ Roger Moore is getting OLD! | 6 | 5 | |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| MIGHTY QUINN | 1989 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 29 | ROM | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 28 | STZ | |||
| SHOOTING ELIZABETH | 1992 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 27 | FXM | |||
| TRICKS | 1997 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 25 | TMC | |||
| RAPTURE | 1991 | R | MIMIROGERS | 23 | IFC | |||
| BABYSITTER'S SEDUCTION | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | 6 | LIFE | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | MEGRYAN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 31 | MAX | |||
| ADDICTED TO LOVE | 1997 | R | MEGRYAN | 29 | HBO | cute movie - worth a looksee | 8 | 8 |
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | 26 | HBO | |||
| DOORS | 1991 | R | MEGRYAN | 24 | TMC | Problem with this movie is Jim Morrison was never worthy of a record deal, let alone a movie. | 0 | 3 |
| INNERSPACE | 1987 | NR | MEGRYAN | 10 | SCIFI | Cute remake of Fantastic Voyage. I wouldn't mind exploring Meg's inner space! | 7 | 8 |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | WINONARYDER | 28 | ENC/FLIX/HBO | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | WINONARYDER | 24 | MAX | |||
| REALITY BITES | 1994 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 22 | ENCSTZ | |||
| DELIRIOUS | 1991 | NR | EMMASAMMS | 10 | COM | |||
| SHRIMP ON BARBIE | 1990 | PG13 | EMMASAMMS | 6 | HBO | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY | 1995 | PG13 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 26 | MAX | |||
| QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER | 1990 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 10 | TBS | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| QUEENIE | 1987 | MIASARA | 31 | ROM | ||||
| LEGEND | 1985 | NR | MIASARA | 31 | TNT | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 28 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| MADDENING | 1995 | NR | MIASARA | 2 | USA | |||
| LIGHT SLEEPER | 1992 | SUSANSARANDON | 31 | BRAVO/IFC | ||||
| BUDDY SYSTEM | 1984 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 28 | ROM | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 27 | SHO | |||
| ONE SUMMER LOVE | 1976 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 20 | ROM | |||
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 19 | MAX | |||
| SOMETHING SHORT OF PARADISE | 1979 | SUSANSARANDON | 19 | ROM | ||||
| BULL DURHAM | 1988 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | 11 | COM | |||
| PRETTY BABY | 1978 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 1 | ENC | Brooke Shields plays a 13 year old prostitute - dare to dream! | 8 | 10 |
| WHILE MY PRETTY ONE SLEEPS | NA | NR | CONNIESELECCA | 24 | FAM | |||
| CAPTAIN AMERICA II | 1979 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 29 | SCIFI | |||
| SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING BLUE | 1997 | CONNIESELLECCA | 5 | LIF | ||||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| LAST SEDUCTION 2 | 1998 | JOANSEVERANCE | 18 | MAX | ||||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | CHLOESEVIGNY | 28 | SUND | ||||
| KIDS | 1995 | NR | CHLOESEVIGNY | 23 | MAX | |||
| SUN ALSO RISES | 1984 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 24 | ROM | |||
| HEAD OFFICE | 1986 | JANESEYMOUR | 22 | COM | ||||
| OBSESSED WITH A MARRIED WOMAN | 1985 | JANESEYMOUR | 16 | LIFE | ||||
| FOUR FEATHERS | 1978 | JANESEYMOUR | 10 | ROM | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | ALLYSHEEDY | 30 | FLIX | |||
| HAUNTING OF SEACLIFF INN | 1994 | ALLYSHEEDY | 26 | FAM | ||||
| MAN'S BEST FRIEND | 1993 | ALLYSHEEDY | 23 | USA | ||||
| OXFORD BLUES | 1984 | PG13 | ALLYSHEEDY | 22 | MAX | |||
| ONLY THE LONELY | 1991 | ALLYSHEEDY | 11 | WGN | ||||
| AMNESIA | 1996 | ALLYSHEEDY | 10 | SHO | ||||
| BURIED ALIVE II | 1997 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 1 | USA | |||
| AT LONG LAST LOVE | 1975 | G | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 31 | ENC/FXM/FLIX | |||
| STORMY WEATHERS | 1992 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 28 | MYST | |||
| LONG HOT SUMMER | 1985 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 18 | ROM/AMC | ||||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| DEAD HUSBANDS | 1998 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 31 | USA | ||||
| PEOPLE NEXT DOOR | 1996 | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 10 | LIF | ||||
| SCRATCH THE SURFACE | 1997 | BROOKESHIELDS | 30 | SUND | ||||
| FREAKED | 1993 | PG13 | BROOKESHIELDS | 7 | MAX | |||
| PRETTY BABY | 1978 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 1 | ENC | Brooke plays a 13 year old prostitute - dare to dream! | 8 | 10 |
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| BLUE LAGOON | 1980 | R | BROOKE SHIELDS | 31 | LOVE | Trapped on a desert island with a virginal babe? What's a boy to do? | 5 | 10 |
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | 29 | ROM | ||||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 28 | MAX | |||
| PALMETTO | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 18 | TMC | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 29 | HBO | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 9 |
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 25 | MAX | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 9 |
| EXCESS BAGGAGE | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 19 | MAX | |||
| TRUE CRIME | 1994 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 17 | USA | |||
| LASSIE | 1994 | NR | HELENSLATER | 31 | HBO | |||
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | 31 | TNT | |||
| NO WAY BACK | 1996 | R | HELENSLATER | 28 | MAX | |||
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 25 | MAX | |||
| CITY SLICKERS | 1991 | HELENSLATER | 25 | TBS | ||||
| RUTHLESS PEOPLE | 1986 | R | HELENSLATER | 22 | MAX | Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler. | 9 | 4 |
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | 28 | MAX | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 31 | MAX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| IN THE ARMS OF A KILLER | 1992 | JACLYNSMITH | 23 | ROM | ||||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S KALEIDOSCOPE | 1992 | JACLYNSMITH | 13 | LIFE | ||||
| NIGHT THEY SAVED CHRISTMAS | 1984 | JACLYNSMITH | 11 | FAM | ||||
| SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER NEVER CRIES | 1998 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 15 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| DARKLINGS | 1999 | SUZANNESOMERS | 31 | FAM | ||||
| NO LAUGHING MATTER | 1998 | SUZANNESOMERS | 26 | USA | ||||
| EXCLUSIVE | 1992 | NR | SUZANNESOMERS | 19 | LIFE | |||
| DEVIL'S FOOD | 1996 | NR | SUZANNESOMERS | 6 | LIFE | |||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | 30 | HBO | |||
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | 29 | ENC | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 9 |
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | 29 | SHO | Mira fights some bad ass bugs. | 7 | 6 |
| DEADLY PURSUITS | 1996 | TORISPELLING | 10 | NBC | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| MUTUAL NEEDS | 1997 | DEE WALLACESTONE | 29 | MAX | ||||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 28 | SHO | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | 29 | SHO | ||||
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 15 | MAX | |||
| BASIC INSTINCT | 1992 | R | SHARONSTONE | 6 | TBS | If you like Sharon, this movie will satisfy you - otherwise it is kind of dumb. | 4 | 6 |
| FACE/OFF | 1997 | R | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 29 | HBO | Cool flick, and Domenique rocks! Watch this movie, and forever after the song "Papa's got a brand new bag" will get you hot! | 9 | 9 |
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 19 | COM | |||
| GETTING IN | 1994 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 5 | COM | |||
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 3 | MAX | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| CAMPFIRE TALES | 1996 | R | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 30 | SHO/STZ | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 24 | TMC | |||
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 31 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 24 | HBO | All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES! | 7 | 9 |
| MIGHTY JOE YOUNG | 1998 | PG | CHARLIZETHERON | 15 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 2: TEXAS BLOOD MONEY | 1999 | R | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | 22 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | 24 | MAX | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 31 | HBO | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| WILD LIFE | 1984 | LEATHOMPSON | 29 | TNT | Teen BS, but Lea is highly boinkable. | 0 | 10 | |
| JAWS 3 | 1983 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 19 | SCIFI/USA | No teeth. | 2 | 1 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 18 | TBS | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| ALL THE RIGHT MOVES | 1983 | R | LEATHOMPSON | 15 | FXM | Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE! | 1 | 9 |
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 31 | HBO | |||
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 1990 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 30 | MAX | |||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 29 | HBO | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 6 |
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 26 | MAX | |||
| MONTH BY THE LAKE | 1995 | PG | UMATHURMAN | 6 | BRAVO | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| UNHOOK THE STARS | 1996 | R | MARISATOMEI | 31 | SHO | |||
| WELCOME TO SARAJEVO | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 29 | STZ | |||
| EQUINOX | 1992 | R | MARISATOMEI | 24 | ENC | |||
| RETROACTIVE | 1996 | R | KYLIETRAVIS | 21 | HBO | |||
| SANCTUARY | 1997 | NR | KYLIETRAVIS | 8 | HBO | |||
| AIR AMERICA | 1990 | R | NANCYTRAVIS | 31 | ACTN | |||
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | 27 | DIS | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 27 | FLIX | |||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 13 | COM | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 30 | MAX/STZ/TMC | |||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 30 | SUND | |||
| MONTANA | 1998 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 19 | MAX | |||
| ENCINO MAN | 1992 | ROBINTUNNEY | 4 | TBS | If you can endure Pauly Shore just to see Robin, then you ARE heavily addicted. | |||
| RIDERS OF THE PURPLE SAGE | 1996 | ROBINTUNNEY | 3 | TNT | ||||
| NAKED LIES | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 30 | SHO | |||
| INDECENT BEHAVIOR | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 20 | MAX | |||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 19 | TMC | |||
| INDECENT BEHAVIOR FOUR | 1997 | SHANNONTWEED | 17 | MAX | ||||
| ARMAGEDDON | 1998 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 16 | STZ | Better than average tale of mankinds impending doom. | 7 | 6 |
| STEALING BEAUTY | 1996 | R | LIVTYLER | 1 | FXM | Liv plays a young girl learning about sex. | 5 | 10 |
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | 30 | ACTN | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| AND THE SEA WILL TELL | 1991 | NR | RACHELWARD | 29 | TRUE | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | HBO | |||
| SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR | 1997 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 30 | TMC | |||
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 28 | STZ | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| EYEWITNESS | 1981 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 26 | MAX | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 24 | MAX | |||
| FOURTEEN92: CONQUEST OF PARADISE | 1992 | PG13 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 22 | STZ | |||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | RAQUELWELCH | 31 | MAX | |||
| THREE MUSKETEERS | 1974 | RAQUELWELCH | 29 | BRAVO | ||||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | RAQUELWELCH | 21 | FXM | ||||
| FIVE PENNIES | 1959 | TUESDAYWELD | 27 | FLIX | ||||
| RALLY ROUND THE FLAG, BOYS | 1958 | TUESDAYWELD | 26 | FXM | ||||
| AUTHOR! AUTHOR! | 1982 | PG | TUESDAYWELD | 26 | TMC | |||
| SOLDIER IN THE RAIN | 1963 | TUESDAYWELD | 19 | AMC | ||||
| RETURN TO PEYTON PLACE | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 18 | AMC | ||||
| SOUL FOOD | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 29 | HBO | |||
| OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 31 | HBO | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 28 | SHO/MYST | |||
| FORGET PARIS | 1995 | PG13 | DEBRAWINGER | 25 | TNT | |||
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 22 | TNT | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | 29 | MAX | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | 17 | ROM | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 27 | SHO | |||
| PLEASANTVILLE | 1998 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 9 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| FATAL INSTINCT | 1993 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 30 | COM | |||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 29 | MAX | |||
| SKETCH ARTIST | 1992 | R | SEANYOUNG | 27 | EXTR | |||
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 7 | COM | ||||
| ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE | 1993 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 4 | NBC | |||
| ONE TRUE THING | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| PRICE ABOVE RUBIES | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 23 | STZ | |||
| DECEIVER | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 18 | SHO | |||
| SPACEBALLS | 1987 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 17 | TBS |
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