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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. Posted below is our selections of viewing pleasures for the coming month. ENJOY, and remember: drool is hazardous to your TV SET!
Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for August, 1999, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:
July, 1999
June, 1999
May, 1999
April, 1999
March, 1999
February, 1999
January, 1999
December, 1998
November, 1998
October, 1998
September, 1998
August, 1998
July, 1998
June, 1998
Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| RUNAWAY | 1984 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 28 | SCIFI | |||
| PRINCE OF BEL AIR | 1986 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 31 | ROM | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING NOW | 1993 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 31 | HBO/ENC | |||
| TOOTHLESS | 1997 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 13 | DIS | ||||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 26 | ENC | |||
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| TOUCH AND GO | 1986 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 17 | COM | ||||
| PREDATOR 2 | 1990 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 31 | HBO | ||||
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 8 | BRAVO | |||
| ACTS OF BETRAYAL | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 29 | MAX | ||||
| STORM TROOPER | 1997 | CAROLALT | 24 | TMC | ||||
| WOUNDED | 1997 | R | MADCHENAMICK | 30 | MAX | |||
| TWIST OF FATE | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 30 | EXTR | ||||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | 31 | MAX | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN | 1998 | PG | LONIANDERSON | 22 | EXTR | |||
| NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY | 1998 | PG13 | LONIANDERSON | 26 | PAY PER VIEW 1** | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 20 | COM | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | 30 | MAX | |||
| PICTURE PERFECT | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | 31 | HBO | Too bad no one overexposed the film. | 2 | 6 |
| OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 28 | HBO | |||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | NA | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | 19 | MAX | |||
| FOR LOVE OR MONEY | 1993 | PG | GABRIELLEANWAR | 21 | FLIX | |||
| MAFIA | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 26 | STZ | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| PARADISE ALLEY | 1978 | ANNEARCHER | 24 | TNT | ||||
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANNEARCHER | 14 | STZ | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 22 | STZ | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| BIG BLUE | 1988 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 17 | ROM | ||||
| LINGUINI INCIDENT | 1992 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 23 | ROM | |||
| GONE FISHIN' | 1997 | PG | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 27 | STZ | |||
| TRADING FAVORS | 1998 | NR | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 22 | HBO | |||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | CATHERINEBACH | 23 | EXTR | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 25 | SHO | |||
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 28 | SHO/MAX | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 15 | SCIFI | |||
| HARRY&SON | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 23 | ENC/SHO | |||
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 10 | TNT | |||
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 31 | TBS | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| THIS BOY'S LIFE | 1993 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 23 | ENC | |||
| INTO THE WEST | 1993 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 16 | BRAVO | |||
| FAN | 1996 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 29 | USA | Robert Deniro is a psychotic baseball fan obsessed with Wesley Snipes. It'll hold your interest, but Ellen stays fully dressed - what a waste. | 6 | 1 |
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | 31 | HBO/TMC | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 19 | ENC | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 6 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | DREWBARRYMORE | 7 | COM | ||||
| SKETCH ARTIST | 1992 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 23 | SHO | |||
| MAD LOVE | 1995 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 28 | SHO | |||
| BOYS ON THE SIDE | 1995 | DREWBARRYMORE | 22 | HBO | ||||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 27 | ENC | |||
| EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY | 1998 | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | HBO | ||||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | STZ | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 31 | ROM | |||
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | KIMBASINGER | 26 | LOVE | |||
| NADINE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 16 | COM | |||
| READY TO WEAR | 1994 | KIMBASINGER | 14 | ENC | ||||
| LA CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIMBASINGER | 7 | MAX | |||
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 4 | MAX | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| SHOOTING FISH | 1997 | PG | KATEBECKINSALE | 22 | HBO | |||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | KATEBECKINSALE | 28 | SUND | ||||
| LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS | 1970 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | ENC/SHO | |||
| VIOLETS ARE BLUE | 1986 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 23 | HBO | |||
| DIE HARD | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 22 | USA | No one destroys bad guys better than Bruce Willis. | 6 | 1 |
| FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY | 1989 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 9 | SHO | |||
| NEEDFUL THINGS | 1993 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 22 | TBS | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHBERKELEY | 17 | TMC | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| WHITE WOLVES II: LEGEND OF THE WILD | 1996 | PG | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | 28 | DIS | |||
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| BOOMERANG | 1992 | R | HALLEBERRY | 13 | USA | |||
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 23 | HBO | |||
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | HALLEBERRY | 15 | MAX | |||
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLEBERRY | 30 | HBO | |||
| IN A CHILD'S NAME | 1991 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 7 | LIFE | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| GRASSHOPPER | 1970 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 26 | FLIX | |||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 28 | FLIX | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| WHO IS KILLING THE GREAT CHEFS OF EUROPE? | 1978 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 10 | STZ | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 30 | FLIX | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| MAID | 1990 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 24 | FXM/ENC | ||||
| MIKEY | 1992 | R | JOSIEBISSETT | 11 | TMC | |||
| DARE TO LOVE | 1995 | JOSIEBISSETT | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| EXORCIST | 1973 | NR | LINDABLAIR | 22 | MAX | Horror BS | 1 | 1 |
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 28 | HBO | |||
| ELIZABETH | 1998 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 12 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FACE TO DIE FOR | '1997 | YASMINEBLEETH | 18 | LIFE | ||||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | YASMINEBLEETH | 6 | STZ | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 8 | TBS | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 8 |
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | CHRISTIEBRINKLEY | 21 | TBS | |||
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | DANIELLEBRISEBOIS | 18 | ENC | |||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 23 | FXM | |||
| WHEN THE PARTY'S OVER | 1992 | SANDRABULLOCK | 28 | ROM | ||||
| SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL | 1997 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 29 | HBO | Same deal as speed 1, but on the water in a boat - heck, anything to get Sandra wet! | 5 | 8 |
| HOPE FLOATS | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 26 | MAX | |||
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMABUNTON | 28 | MAX | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 25 | TMC | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 26 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 5 |
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 20 | STZ | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| WAYNE'S WORLD | '1992 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 25 | MAX | |||
| HOLLOW POINT | 1995 | R | TIACARRERE | 31 | HBO | |||
| JURY DUTY | 1995 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 30 | FLIX | If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am. | ||
| IMMORTALS | 1996 | R | TIACARRERE | 4 | MAX | |||
| DOG BOYS | 1997 | R | TIACARRERE | 27 | EXTR | |||
| SCARRED CITY | 1997 | NR | TIACARRERE | 21 | MAX | |||
| TOP OF THE WORLD | 1997 | R | TIACARRERE | 4 | HBO | |||
| PARADISE | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 21 | ROM | Stranded on a tropical island with Phoebe - hell I volunteer for this shipwreck! | 6 | 10 |
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 20 | TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Phoebe's scene with a most happy carrot. | 9 | 10 |
| BABY SISTER | 1983 | NR | PHOEBECATES | 10 | ROM | Plot - what plot? But Phoebe is young & juicy! | 1 | 9 |
| PRIVATE SCHOOL | 1983 | R | PHOEBECATES | 5 | ENC | |||
| LACE | 1984 | PHOEBECATES | 21 | ROM | ||||
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 31 | MAX/STZ | Could Phoebe be any cuter? | 9 | 8 |
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 30 | SHO | |||
| DROP DEAD FRED | 1991 | NR | PHOEBECATES | 28 | TBS | Phoebe is too cute for words. | 6 | 8 |
| PRINCESS CARABOO | 1994 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 30 | ROM | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| OF LOVE AND SHADOWS | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 26 | TMC | |||
| DARK CITY | 1998 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 13 | STZ | |||
| FAR HARBOR | NA | NR | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 30 | SUND | |||
| IN THE LINE OF DUTY: THE FBI MURDERS | 1988 | TERICOPLEY | 7 | WGN | ||||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | TERICOPLEY | 23 | EXTR | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 25 | TMC | |||
| COMMANDMENTS | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 31 | HBO/STZ | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF | 1997 | R | OLIVIAD'ABO | 26 | SHO | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION | 1983 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 8 | TBS | Stupidly amusing tale of vacation woe. Christie is the highlight. | 3 | 1 |
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION | 1985 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 28 | STZ | |||
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 28 | ENC | |||
| IN THE MOOD | 1987 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 10 | MAX | |||
| MENENDEZ: A KILLING IN BEVERLY HILLS PART ONE | 1994 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 15 | LIFE | |||
| WIDOW'S KISS | 1996 | R | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 23 | MAX | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | OLIVIADABO | 28 | TMC | |||
| LAST GOOD TIME | 1995 | R | OLIVIADABO | 20 | ROM | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 23 | HBO | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 28 | STZ | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 27 | MAX | |||
| POLISH WEDDING | 1998 | CLAIREDANES | 24 | MAX | ||||
| FIRST LOVE | 1977 | R | BEVERLYDANGELO | 25 | ENC | |||
| PATERNITY | 1981 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 12 | LOVE | ||||
| VEGAS VACATION | 1997 | PG | BEVERLYDANGELO | 21 | TBS | |||
| RENAISSANCE MAN | 1994 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 7 | WGN | Danny Devito tries to teach Shakespeare to a crew of army pinheads. A cute movie, and Stacey has a VERY sexy dancing scene. | 7 | 10 |
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 30 | HBO | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 6 |
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| EXIT TO EDEN | 1994 | R | DANADELANY | 20 | HBO | Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear | 0 | 8 |
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 5 | COM | |||
| WINNER | 1996 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 26 | EXTR | |||
| MASK | 1985 | NR | LAURADERN | 31 | TNT | Excellent movie about fitting in and accepting those different than you | 8 | 8 |
| SMOOTH TALK | 1986 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 23 | ENC/SUND | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| BLUE VELVET | 1986 | R | LAURADERN | 28 | MYST | This movie is BEYOND stupid. The hell I endure to ogle a babe or two. | 0 | 6 |
| RAMBLING ROSE | 1991 | R | LAURADERN | 30 | TMC | Laura Dern teaches an underage boy all about the wonders of sex. | 7 | 10 |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | LAURADERN | 26 | TMC | |||
| CANDYMAN: DAY OF THE DEAD | 1999 | R | DONNADERRICO | 16 | HBO | |||
| HEAD ABOVE WATER | 1996 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | 1 | HBO | From Cameron I'd take head above or below water any day! | ||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 20 | COM | |||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | 2 | SHO | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| LIFE LESS ORDINARY | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 24 | MAX | |||
| OCEAN'S 11 | 1960 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 20 | AMC | ||||
| SINS OF RACHEL CADE | 1961 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 31 | ENC | ||||
| ROME ADVENTURE | 1962 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 27 | AMC/ROM | |||
| KILLERS | 1964 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 20 | ENC | ||||
| DRESSED TO KILL | 1980 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 17 | HBO | |||
| BIG BAD MAMA II | 1987 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 18 | ENC | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 5 | ENC | |||
| GONE IN THE NIGHT | 1996 | SHANNENDOHERTY | 15 | CBS | ||||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | AMIDOLENZ | 8 | TBS | |||
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | 9 | ROM | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMIDOLENZ | 16 | HBO | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| CIRCLE OF FRIENDS | 1995 | NR | MINNIEDRIVER | 14 | NBC | |||
| GROSS POINTE BLANK | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 31 | ACTN | |||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | KIRSTENDUNST | 15 | DIS | ||||
| SMALL SOLDIERS | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 21 | HBO | Cute tale of toys at war. Kirsten plays a major piece of jailbait, as always - and boy does she look tasty bound n gagged! | 8 | 8 |
| ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN 2 | 1996 | G | SHEENAEASTON | 1 | DIS | |||
| BEVERLY HILLS COP | 1984 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 31 | HBO | A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down. | 9 | 6 |
| LIVE WIRE | 1992 | LISAEILBACHER | 21 | USA | ||||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| UNDER SIEGE | 1992 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 31 | MAX | A spirited romp, and Erika shows us her flotation devices. | 5 | 10 |
| CHASERS | 1994 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 10 | TMC | Funny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back! | 9 | 10 |
| PANDORA PROJECT | 1998 | ERIKAELENIAK | 25 | MAX | ||||
| ANOTHER 91/2 WEEKS | NA | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 31 | TMC | |||
| SHERLOCK HOLMES AND THE LEADING LADY | 1990 | NR | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 29 | MYST | |||
| BETWEEN TWO WOMEN | 1986 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 3 | LIFE | |||
| EXTREMITIES | 1986 | R | FARRAHFAWCETT | 30 | TMC | Farrah gets revenge on her rapist. | 8 | 8 |
| POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL - THE BARBARA HUTTON STORY | 1986 | NR | FARRAHFAWCETT | 21 | ROM | |||
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 26 | HBO | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT | 1977 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 28 | TBS | |||
| BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1979 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 9 | MAX | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | 13 | AMC/TRUE | ||||
| KISS ME GOODBYE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 30 | FXM/LOV/TMC | |||
| PLACES IN THE HEART | 1984 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 31 | ENC/FLIX | |||
| MURPHY'S ROMANCE | 1985 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 31 | ENC/MAX | |||
| MRS. DOUBTFIRE | 1993 | SALLYFIELD | 23 | FAM | Robin Williams is a scream when he dresses as a woman to spend time with his kids & exwife disguised as their housekeeper. | 10 | 2 | |
| MILK AND MONEY | 1997 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 17 | ROM | ||||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 25 | TBS | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 7 |
| ROAD TO WELLVILLE | 1994 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | TMC | Bizarre tale of a health spa run by Anthony Hopkins, which Matthew Broderick visits in a futile attempt to stop jerking off. Bridget Fonda's perky titties make a welcome appearance, and certainly aggravate poor Matthew's affliction. | 8 | 10 |
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | BRIDGETFONDA | 30 | TMC | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | TMC/MAX | |||
| BREAK UP | 1998 | BRIDGETFONDA | 24 | MAX | ||||
| SIMPLE PLAN | 1998 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | CLAIREFORLANI | 5 | ENC | |||
| BASIL | 1997 | CLAIREFORLANI | 18 | ROM | ||||
| MEET JOE BLACK | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREFORLANI | 12 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA | 1972 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 16 | DIS | |||
| TOM SAWYER | 1973 | JODIEFOSTER | 7 | TCM | ||||
| BUGSY MALONE | 1976 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 29 | MAX | |||
| CANDLESHOE | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 16 | DIS | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 31 | HBO | |||
| ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 2 | MAX | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| NELL | 1994 | JODIEFOSTER | 24 | FAM | ||||
| CONTACT | 1997 | PG | JODIEFOSTER | 25 | MAX | Slow moving, but inspiring! | 8 | 5 |
| TERRORVISION | 1985 | DIANEFRANKLIN | 13 | SCIFI | ||||
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | SADIEFROST | 29 | HBO/MYST/TMC | |||
| CURDLED | 1996 | R | DAISYFUENTES | 26 | TMC | |||
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 30 | FLIX/ACTN | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| MR. MOM | 1983 | PG | TERIGARR | 15 | WAM | Michael Keaton steals the show as a stay-at-home dad - a very amusing comedy! | 9 | 4 |
| INTIMATE STRANGERS | 1986 | TERIGARR | 29 | LOVE | ||||
| PACK OF LIES | 1987 | TERIGARR | 30 | TRUE | ||||
| STRANGER IN THE FAMILY | 1991 | NR | TERIGARR | 29 | TRUE | |||
| DELIVER THEM FROM EVIL: THE TAKING OF ALTA VIEW | 1992 | TERIGARR | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| DUMB AND DUMBER | 1994 | TERIGARR | 8 | TBS/TNT | ||||
| CHANGING HABITS | 1996 | PG13 | TERIGARR | 30 | LIFE | |||
| POWER 98 | 1995 | R | JENNIEGARTH | 30 | MAX | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 30 | HBO | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 25 | TMC | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 15 | MAX | ||||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 1 | TBS | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 21 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 29 | HBO | Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day. | 6 | 10 |
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 22 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| BODY DOUBLE | 1984 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 18 | A&E | |||
| SOMETHING WILD | 1986 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 31 | COM | |||
| ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE | 1998 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| WOMAN ON THE LEDGE | 1993 | NR | DEIDREHALL | 23 | LIFE | |||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 14 | TNT/TBS | |||
| WALL STREET | 1987 | DARYLHANNAH | 16 | FXM | Short DELL, AOL & MICROSOFT! | |||
| CRAZY PEOPLE | 1990 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 29 | TMC/MAX | |||
| GRUMPY OLD MEN | 1993 | DARYLHANNAH | 29 | MAX | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY | 1996 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 15 | MAX | |||
| HI-LIFE | 1998 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 5 | MAX | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| RIGHT CONNECTIONS | 1997 | PG | MELISSA JOANHART | 30 | SHO | |||
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| OPERATION | 1990 | LISAHARTMAN | 29 | MYST | ||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| JOYRIDE | 1997 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | 19 | MAX/TMC | Amy provides the only joy. | 1 | 8 |
| THERE'S A GIRL IN MY SOUP | 1970 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 28 | A&E | |||
| BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE | 1972 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 5 | HBO | |||
| SUGARLAND EXPRESS | 1974 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 3 | TNT | |||
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 26 | HBO | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 29 | MAX | |||
| BEST FRIENDS | 1982 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | TBS | One of the very few Burt Reynolds movies I truly enjoyed - watch for the scene where Goldie Hawn is talking to her mom in the bathroom. Funny as heck! | 8 | 8 |
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 30 | FAM/STZ | |||
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 24 | STZ | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 28 | TBS/TNT | |||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | ENC | |||
| FIFTYFOUR | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 20 | STZ | |||
| LOVE WITH A PERFECT STRANGER | 1986 | MARILUHENNER | 12 | ROM | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 21 | MAX | |||
| STANDOFF | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 27 | HBO | |||
| ADRENALIN: FEAR THE RUSH | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 11 | SHO | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 28 | TMC | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 30 | HBO | |||
| I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1998 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 26 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| RAZOR'S EDGE | 1984 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 24 | HBO | |||
| LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON | 1987 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 11 | COM | |||
| CHILD'S PLAY | 1988 | CATHERINEHICKS | 19 | SCIFI | ||||
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | CATHERINEHICKS | 8 | TBS | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| ALLNIGHTER | 1987 | SUSANNAHOFFS | 9 | USA | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 21 | MAX | |||
| NO LOOKING BACK | 1998 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 12 | SHO | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| SPELL | 1977 | HELENHUNT | 24 | MYST | ||||
| QUARTERBACK PRINCESS | 1983 | NR | HELENHUNT | 26 | TRUE | |||
| SWEET REVENGE | 1984 | HELENHUNT | 14 | A&E | ||||
| TRANCERS | 1985 | HELENHUNT | 18 | TNT | ||||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | 24 | STZ | |||
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 30 | HBO | |||
| MISS FIRECRACKER | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 24 | MAX | |||
| TRUE ADV OF ALLEGED CHEERLEADER-MURDERING MOM | 1993 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 31 | HBO | |||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 29 | MAX | Edgy | 8 | 4 |
| WOMAN WANTED | 1999 | HOLLYHUNTER | 31 | STZ | ||||
| SHAMELESS | 1996 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 21 | TMC | |||
| DANGEROUS GROUND | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 6 | ACTN | Luscious Liz makes a lollipop VERY happy! | 8 | |
| MANNY AND LO | 1996 | R | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | 21 | IFC | |||
| SUSIE Q | 1996 | PG | AMY JOJOHNSON | 6 | DIS | |||
| WAXWORK | 1988 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 27 | TNT | ||||
| MOVING TARGET | 1996 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 28 | ACTN | |||
| PLAYING GOD | 1997 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 28 | STZ | |||
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 14 | STZ | |||
| SPLITTING HEIRS | 1993 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 28 | USA | ||||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 30 | SHO | |||
| KISS THE GIRLS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 21 | HBO | Ashley as a sex slave - our dreams fulfilled! Unfortunately this movie doesn't live up to its true potential. | 6 | 8 |
| LOCUSTS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 26 | HBO | |||
| SIMON BIRCH | 1998 | PG | ASHLEYJUDD | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS | 1986 | PATSYKENSIT | 22 | TRIO | ||||
| CHICAGO JOE AND THE SHOWGIRL | 1990 | R | PATSYKENSIT | 22 | BRAVO | |||
| ADAM BEDE | 1992 | NR | PATSYKENSIT | 7 | ROM | |||
| LOVE AND BETRAYAL: THE MIA FARROW STORY | 1995 | NR | PATSYKENSIT | 29 | LOVE | |||
| DION BROTHERS | 1974 | MARGOTKIDDER | 26 | MYST | ||||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | 5 | FAM | ||||
| AMITYVILLE HORROR | 1979 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 2 | MAX | Typical horror BS. | 1 | 6 |
| SUPERMAN II | 1980 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 19 | TBS | Superman saves the world | 7 | 7 |
| PYGMALION | 1983 | MARGOTKIDDER | 28 | FXM | ||||
| GLITTER DOME | 1984 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 30 | HBO | |||
| SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE | 1987 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 20 | TBS/WGN | Superman saves the world | 2 | 5 |
| AUSTRALIAN IN ROME | 1987 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 20 | ROM | ||||
| FAR AND AWAY | 1992 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 1 | USA | |||
| MALICE | 1993 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 22 | TBS | |||
| PEACEMAKER | 1997 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 2 | HBO | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | NASTASSIAKINSKI | 31 | HBO | |||
| TERMINAL VELOCITY | 1994 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 22 | NBC | ||||
| ONE NIGHT STAND | 1997 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 27 | STZ | |||
| WOMAN WHO LOVED ELVIS | 1993 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 16 | HBO | ||||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | LISAKUDROW | 27 | STZ | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 8 |
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | LISAKUDROW | 27 | SUND | |||
| CLOCKWATCHERS | 1998 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 17 | MAX | |||
| GRACE KELLY STORY | 1983 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 26 | A&E | |||
| CROSSINGS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 22 | ROM | |||
| FULFILLMENT OF MARY GRAY | 1989 | CHERYLLADD | 28 | LOVE | ||||
| KISS AND TELL | 1996 | CHERYLLADD | 7 | ABC | ||||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| CHILD BRIDE OF SHORT CREEK | 1981 | NR | DIANELANE | 8 | A&E | |||
| SIX PACK | 1982 | DIANELANE | 13 | FXM | ||||
| RUMBLE FISH | 1983 | R | DIANELANE | 25 | BRAVO | |||
| COTTON CLUB | 1984 | R | DIANELANE | 28 | HBO | |||
| BIG TOWN | 1987 | R | DIANELANE | 26 | ENC | |||
| INDIAN SUMMER | 1993 | PG13 | DIANELANE | 24 | ENC | |||
| JUDGE DREDD | 1995 | DIANELANE | 1 | NBC | ||||
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICALANGE | 25 | HBO | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| MUSIC BOX | 1989 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 16 | ENC | |||
| MEN DON'T LEAVE | 1990 | JESSICALANGE | 30 | HBO | ||||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JESSICALANGE | 29 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 5 |
| NIGHT AND THE CITY | 1992 | JESSICALANGE | 29 | ENC | ||||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JESSICALANGE | 20 | STZ | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 24 | SHO | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | 28 | MAX | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 30 | HBO | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | 27 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| TRACKS OF A KILLER | 1996 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 31 | EXTR | |||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 31 | HBO | |||
| GEORGIA | 1995 | R | JENNIFER-JASONLEIGH | 29 | FLIX | |||
| FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH | 1982 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 20 | TBS | Teen stories normally are awful, but this is a great exception to the rule! Watch for Jennifer's very young titties. | 9 | 10 |
| HEART OF MIDNIGHT | 1988 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 25 | MYST | |||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | NA | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 30 | ENC/SHO | |||
| RUSH | 1991 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 22 | TBS/WGN | |||
| CROOKED HEARTS | 1991 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 7 | ROM | ||||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 25 | TBS | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| KANSAS CITY | 1996 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 7 | TCM | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 20 | STZ | |||
| WASHINGTON SQUARE | 1997 | PG | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 20 | STZ | |||
| COUNTERFEIT CONTESSA | 1994 | TEALEONI | 26 | TNT | ||||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 30 | MAX | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| TRIPWIRE | 1990 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 29 | EXTR/ACTN | |||
| CAPE FEAR | 1991 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 29 | USA | De Niro plays an excellent psycho - why do I get the feeling it ain't too much of a stretch? Juliette has never looked better. | 8 | 8 |
| THAT NIGHT | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 29 | LOVE | |||
| ROMEO IS BLEEDING | 1994 | JULIETTELEWIS | 26 | USA | ||||
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 19 | ENC | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 2 |
| LETHAL CHARM | 1991 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 5 | TNT | ||||
| BODY LANGUAGE | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 15 | HBO | |||
| TEXAS JUSTICE | 1995 | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 22 | LIFE | ||||
| MONEY TALKS | 1997 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 26 | ENC | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | 16 | DIS/ENC | |||
| LOSIN' IT | 1983 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 3 | COM | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHELLEYLONG | 7 | COM | ||||
| MONEY PIT | 1986 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 26 | TNT | Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing. | 8 | 2 |
| HELLO AGAIN | 1987 | PG | SHELLEYLONG | 3 | HBO | |||
| OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE | 1987 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 22 | MAX | |||
| TROOP BEVERLY HILLS | 1989 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 20 | DIS | |||
| FROZEN ASSETS | 1992 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 19 | MAX | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| BLOOD & WINE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 19 | FXM | |||
| UTURN | 1997 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 31 | SHO | |||
| OUT OF SIGHT | 1998 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 31 | STZ | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 27 | MAX | |||
| GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES | 1984 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 22 | A&E | |||
| END OF VIOLENCE | 1997 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 25 | SHO/TMC | |||
| JUST THE TICKET | 1999 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | 22 | STZ | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN | 1992 | PG | MADONNA | 30 | TBS | |||
| EVITA | 1996 | PG | MADONNA | 18 | TRUE | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 30 | SHO | |||
| WHISKEY DOWN | 1995 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 24 | HBO | |||
| BYE BYE BIRDIE | 1963 | G | ANNMARGRET | 20 | MAX | |||
| CINCINNATI KID | 1965 | ANNMARGRET | 23 | TCM | ||||
| STAGECOACH | 1966 | ANNMARGRET | 28 | FXM | ||||
| I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES | 1982 | ANNMARGRET | 24 | FXM/STX | ||||
| NEW LIFE | 1988 | ANNMARGRET | 23 | HBO | ||||
| SEDUCED BY MADNESS: THE DIANE BORCHARDT STORY | 1996 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 22 | LIFE | |||
| IF SOMEONE HAD KNOWN | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| FACE ON THE MILK CARTON | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 8 | FAM | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| AT CLOSE RANGE | 1986 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 25 | TRUE | |||
| IMMEDIATE FAMILY | 1989 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 31 | MAX/SHO/STZ | |||
| FRIED GREEN TOMATOES | 1991 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 1 | USA | ||||
| MARRIED TO IT | 1991 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 31 | ROM | |||
| DIGGING TO CHINA | 1998 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 12 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD | 1986 | R | MARLEEMATLIN | 23 | HBO | |||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | JENNYMCCARTHY | 6 | STZ | |||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| PONY EXPRESS RIDER | 1976 | G | MAUREENMCCORMICK | 24 | WSTN | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ELLEMCPHERSON | 31 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 5 |
| EDGE | 1997 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 27 | HBO | Great Alaskan wilderness scenes, and one bitchy bear! | 7 | 4 |
| COMMANDO | 1985 | ALYSSAMILANO | 21 | FXM | ||||
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| FEAR | 1996 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 24 | MYST | |||
| HUGO POOL | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 10 | SHO | |||
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | WED WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| KINDERGARTEN COP | 1990 | NR | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 17 | USA | Arnie as teacher shoulda been funnier. | 3 | 2 |
| BEYOND THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE | 1975 | DONNAMILLS | 30 | MYST | ||||
| WORLD'S OLDEST LIVING BRIDESMAID | 1990 | DONNAMILLS | 21 | LIFE | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| PARASITE | 1982 | R | DEMIMOORE | 25 | MAX | |||
| WISDOM | 1986 | R | DEMIMOORE | 25 | FXM | |||
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 30 | COM | |||
| SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 4 | LIFE | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| WE'RE NO ANGELS | 1989 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 21 | SHO | |||
| INDECENT PROPOSAL | 1993 | R | DEMIMOORE | 31 | HBO | Great unrealized potential as Robert Redford offers $1 mil for 1 night with Demi Moore | 4 | 4 |
| GI JANE | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | 29 | STZ | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | 26 | ENC | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 21 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| BIG LEBOWSKI | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 27 | SUND | |||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 22 | MAX | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| TWO OF A KIND | 1983 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 5 | STZ | Zzzzzzzz | 0 | 1 |
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| HARD EIGHT | 1995 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 31 | SUND | The eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day! | 0 | 7 |
| GREAT EXPECTATIONS | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 10 | HBO | |||
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 31 | SHO/TMC | |||
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 29 | MAX | Predictable tale of adultery and revenge. | 3 | 7 |
| HURLYBURLY | 1998 | R | ANNAPAQUIN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE CHILDREN | 1992 | NR | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 21 | FAM | |||
| ED WOOD | 1994 | R | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 28 | TMC | |||
| TIL THERE WAS YOU | 1997 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 30 | MAX | |||
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | NIAPEEPLES | 15 | DIS | ||||
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 28 | HBO | Honkies playing basketball | 7 | 8 |
| FEARLESS | 1993 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 30 | STZ | |||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 23 | ROM | |||
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | ROSIEPEREZ | 30 | TMC | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| SILENT MOVIE | 1976 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | 4 | COM | |||
| JERK | 1979 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 1 | TNT | ||||
| ANNIE | 1982 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | 30 | HBO | |||
| CAN'T BUY ME LOVE | 1987 | PG13 | AMANDAPETERSON | 6 | TBS | |||
| SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS | 1981 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | LOVE | ||||
| GREASE 2 | 1982 | PG | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 22 | HBO | The epitomy of god awful sequels | 0 | 3 |
| LADYHAWKE | 1985 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | TNT | |||
| MARRIED TO THE MOB | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 29 | COM | |||
| LOVE FIELD | 1992 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 27 | SHO | ||||
| BATMAN RETURNS | 1992 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 30 | HBO | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 20 | STZ | |||
| BEYOND THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE | 1975 | DANAPLATO | 30 | MYST | ||||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| HER ALIBI | 1989 | PAULINAPORISKOVA | 29 | STZ/MAX | ||||
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | 24 | HBO | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 24 | FLIX/STZ | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 11 | MAX | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 26 | TMC | |||
| HOLY MAN | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYPRESTON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BEYOND OBSESSION | 1994 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 14 | LIFE | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 27 | SUND | |||
| BUFFALO 66 | 1998 | CHRISTINARICCI | 8 | MAX | ||||
| STARSHIP TROOPERS | 1997 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 24 | SHO | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 26 | MAX | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 10 |
| ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1974 | KIMRICHARDS | 21 | DIS | ||||
| MEATBALLS PART II | 1984 | PG | KIMRICHARDS | 27 | MAX | Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great! | 0 | 8 |
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 22 | TBS | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| FACE THE MUSIC | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 31 | FXM | |||
| REQUIEM FOR MURDER | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 28 | EXTR | ||||
| MYSTIC PIZZA | 1988 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 21 | ROM/LIFE | |||
| SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY | 1991 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 22 | TBS | |||
| READY TO WEAR | 1994 | JULIAROBERTS | 14 | ENC | ||||
| SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT | 1995 | JULIAROBERTS | 11 | CBS | ||||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 27 | ENC | |||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 2 | SHO | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| CONSPIRACY THEORY | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 15 | MAX | Stupidity theory is more like it. | 1 | 2 |
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 26 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SINS OF DESIRE | 1992 | R | TANYAROBERTS | 21 | SHO | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| GUNG HO | 1986 | MIMIROGERS | 17 | TNT | ||||
| MIGHTY QUINN | 1989 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 31 | ROM/AMC | |||
| FAR FROM HOME: THE ADVENTURES OF YELLOW DOG | 1994 | MIMIROGERS | 20 | FAM | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| NIGHTMARE IN COLUMBICOUNTY | 1991 | JERIRYAN | 6 | LIFE | ||||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 11 | COM | |||
| DOA | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 31 | TBS/TNT | Meg is AWESOME! - Watch this movie and you'll get a hardon every time you hear the song "Rebel Yell" | 7 | 9 |
| DOORS | 1991 | R | MEGRYAN | 29 | SHO | Problem with this movie is Jim Morrison was never worthy of a record deal, let alone a movie. | 0 | 3 |
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | 27 | HBO | |||
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 29 | MAX | |||
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | MEGRYAN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | WINONARYDER | 21 | FAM | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 30 | STZ/DIS | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA | 1992 | R | WINONARYDER | 29 | HBO/MYST/TMC | |||
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | 8 | BRAVO | |||
| HOW TO MAKE AN AMERICAN QUILT | 1995 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 5 | ABC | Coming of age pains. | 3 | 6 |
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | WINONARYDER | 23 | MAX | |||
| DELIRIOUS | 1991 | NR | EMMASAMMS | 12 | COM | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY | 1995 | PG13 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 1 | MAX | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| LEGEND | 1985 | NR | MIASARA | 29 | TNT | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 22 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| BULLET TO BEIJING | 1995 | MIASARA | 25 | SHO | ||||
| ONE SUMMER LOVE | 1976 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 31 | ROM | |||
| SOMETHING SHORT OF PARADISE | 1979 | SUSANSARANDON | 18 | ROM | ||||
| TEMPEST | 1982 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 10 | MAX | |||
| COMPROMISING POSITIONS | 1985 | NA | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | HBO | |||
| SWEET HEARTS DANCE | 1988 | SUSANSARANDON | 23 | A&E | ||||
| WHITE PALACE | 1990 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | 10 | TNT | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 29 | TMC | |||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| DOOMSDAY ROCK | 1997 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 7 | FAM | |||
| DANGEROUS WATERS | 1999 | CONNIESELLECCA | 3 | FAM | ||||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| KIDS | 1995 | NR | CHLOESEVIGNY | 25 | MAX | |||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | CHLOESEVIGNY | 28 | SUND | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| FOUR FEATHERS | 1978 | JANESEYMOUR | 17 | ROM | ||||
| CROSSINGS | 1985 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 22 | ROM | |||
| OXFORD BLUES | 1984 | PG13 | ALLYSHEEDY | 3 | MAX | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 22 | TBS | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 28 | ENC | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | ALLYSHEEDY | 30 | SHO | |||
| MAN'S BEST FRIEND | 1993 | ALLYSHEEDY | 10 | USA | ||||
| ULTIMATE BETRAYAL | 1994 | ALLYSHEEDY | 12 | LIFE | ||||
| LOST CAPONE | 1995 | ALLYSHEEDY | 27 | TNT | ||||
| AMNESIA | 1996 | ALLYSHEEDY | 31 | TMC | ||||
| HIGH ART | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 29 | MAX | |||
| AT LONG LAST LOVE | 1975 | G | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 29 | FXM/LOVE/TMC | |||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 14 | COM | |||
| LONG HOT SUMMER | 1985 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 28 | ROM | ||||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 31 | LOVE | |||
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | 15 | ROM | ||||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 26 | ENC | |||
| PALMETTO | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 17 | SHO | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 28 | MAX | |||
| TRUE CRIME | 1994 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 3 | USA | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 30 | HBO | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 9 |
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 31 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 9 |
| EXCESS BAGGAGE | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 28 | HBO | |||
| LAST OF SECRET AGENTS | 1966 | NANCYSINATRA | 5 | AMC | ||||
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 31 | MAX | |||
| RUTHLESS PEOPLE | 1986 | R | HELENSLATER | 30 | MAX | Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler. | 9 | 4 |
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | 1 | TNT | |||
| CITY SLICKERS | 1991 | HELENSLATER | 7 | TBS | ||||
| LASSIE | 1994 | NR | HELENSLATER | 14 | MAX | |||
| NO WAY BACK | 1996 | R | HELENSLATER | 16 | HBO | |||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| WILDFLOWER | 1991 | ALLISONSMITH | 2 | LIFE | ||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | 28 | MAX | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE | 1987 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNSMITH | 31 | MAX | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 21 | FAM | |||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 28 | HBO | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| USERS | 1978 | JACLYNSMITH | 25 | FXM | ||||
| SIDNEY SHELDON'S RAGE OF ANGELS | 1983 | JACLYNSMITH | 14 | ROM | ||||
| BOURNE IDENTITY | 1988 | JACLYNSMITH | 31 | MYST | ||||
| CRIES UNHEARD: THE DONNA YAKLICH STORY | 1993 | JACLYNSMITH | 17 | LIFE | ||||
| FREEFALL | 1999 | JACLYNSMITH | 4 | FAM | ||||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| SWEET NOTHING | 1995 | R | MIRASORVINO | 20 | MAX | |||
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | 27 | STZ | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 9 |
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | 28 | TMC | Mira fights some bad ass bugs. | 7 | 6 |
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | 23 | MAX | |||
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1998 | PG13 | MIRASORVINO | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 24 | FLIX/STZ | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SKELETONS | 1996 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 26 | HBO | |||
| MUTUAL NEEDS | 1997 | DEE WALLACESTONE | 28 | MAX | ||||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHARONSTONE | 7 | COM | ||||
| ACTION JACKSON | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 18 | ENC | |||
| TEARS IN THE RAIN | 1988 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 12 | ROM | |||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 26 | HBO | |||
| SLIVER | 1993 | R | SHARONSTONE | 18 | MAX | |||
| INTERSECTION | 1994 | R | SHARONSTONE | 1 | USA | |||
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | 29 | FLIX | ||||
| CASINO | 1995 | R | SHARONSTONE | 29 | USA | Longwinded | 4 | 0 |
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 27 | HBO | |||
| PROPOSITION | 1998 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 24 | TMC | |||
| DEADLY FRIEND | 1986 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 5 | TNT | |||
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 28 | COM | |||
| GETTING IN | 1994 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 12 | COM | |||
| EIGHT HEADS IN A DUFFEL BAG | 1996 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 22 | MAX | good date movie for Medusa | 7 | 4 |
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 31 | MAX/SHO | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 31 | STZ | |||
| TRIAL AND ERROR | 1997 | PG13 | CHARLIZETHERON | 28 | LOVE | |||
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 31 | MAX | All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES! | 7 | 9 |
| MIGHTY JOE YOUNG | 1998 | PG | CHARLIZETHERON | 12 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BURIED SECRETS | 1996 | NR | TIFFANI-AMBERTHIESSEN | 6 | TNT | |||
| KILLER AMONG FRIENDS | 1991 | NR | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | 27 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | 27 | MAX | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| JAWS 3 | 1983 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 4 | TNT | No teeth. | 2 | 1 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 29 | TBS | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 11 | MAX | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| UNSPOKEN TRUTH | 1995 | LEATHOMPSON | 1 | LIFE | ||||
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 1990 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 6 | HBO | |||
| MAD DOG AND GLORY | 1993 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 20 | USA | Bill Murray is Uma's pimp - he's had dreams like this I'd bet! | 7 | 8 |
| BATMAN & ROBIN | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 31 | MAX | Mr. Freeze was always my favorite bat-villian, so I kind of enjoyed this one - PLUS Alicia looks incredible in that tight leather batgirl outfit | 8 | 6 |
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 31 | HBO | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| EQUINOX | 1992 | R | MARISATOMEI | 30 | TMC | |||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 23 | ROM | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 27 | MAX | |||
| RETROACTIVE | 1996 | R | KYLIETRAVIS | 24 | HBO | |||
| SANCTUARY | 1997 | NR | KYLIETRAVIS | 10 | HBO | |||
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | 31 | DIS | |||
| THREE MEN AND A LITTLE LADY | 1990 | NANCYTRAVIS | 1 | TBS | ||||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 1 | COM | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 28 | TMC | |||
| DESTINY TURNS ON THE RADIO | 1995 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 11 | MAX | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | TANYATUCKER | 31 | ROM | |||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 16 | SUND | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 29 | MAX/SHO | |||
| MONTANA | 1998 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 3 | MAX | |||
| OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN | 1983 | SHANNONTWEED | 18 | TNT | ||||
| MEATBALLS III | 1987 | SHANNONTWEED | 28 | USA | ||||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 28 | EXTR | |||
| ILLICIT DREAMS | 1995 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 12 | MAX | |||
| STORMY NIGHTS | 1997 | NR | SHANNONTWEED | 6 | HBO | |||
| NAKED LIES | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 24 | EXTR/MAX | |||
| STEALING BEAUTY | 1996 | R | LIVTYLER | 23 | FXM | Liv plays a young girl learning about sex. | 5 | 10 |
| ARMAGEDDON | 1998 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 27 | ENC | Better than average tale of mankinds impending doom. | 7 | 6 |
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | 28 | MYST | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| GOOD WIFE | 1987 | R | RACHELWARD | 25 | FLIX | |||
| HOW TO GET AHEAD IN ADVERTISING | ;1989 | R | RACHELWARD | 20 | IFC | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| EYEWITNESS | 1981 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 24 | MAX | |||
| DAVE | 1993 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 25 | CBS | ||||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 23 | MAX | |||
| SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR | 1997 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 28 | EXTR | |||
| THREE MUSKETEERS | 1974 | RAQUELWELCH | 14 | AMC | ||||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | RAQUELWELCH | 7 | FXM | ||||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | RAQUELWELCH | 28 | HBO | |||
| BACHELOR FLAT | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 28 | FXM | ||||
| SOLDIER IN THE RAIN | 1963 | TUESDAYWELD | 17 | AMC | ||||
| CINCINNATI KID | 1965 | TUESDAYWELD | 23 | TCM | ||||
| AUTHOR! AUTHOR! | 1982 | PG | TUESDAYWELD | 26 | FXM/SHO/STZ | |||
| ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA | 1984 | TUESDAYWELD | 25 | TNT | ||||
| HOODLUM | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 27 | TMC | |||
| SOUL FOOD | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 25 | MAX | |||
| DANCE WITH ME | 1998 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 26 | MAX | ||||
| OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 27 | MAX | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| TERMS OF ENDEARMENT | 1983 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 28 | TNT | |||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 14 | TNT/TBS | |||
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 10 | TNT | |||
| BLACK WIDOW | 1987 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 13 | FXM | |||
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 27 | FLIX/STZ | |||
| HEAVENLY CREATURES | 1994 | R | KATEWINSLET | 30 | BRAVO | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | 12 | ROM | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | 29 | MAX | |||
| WILDFLOWER | 1991 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 2 | LIFE | ||||
| SOLOMON'S CHOICE | 1992 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 8 | FAM | ||||
| FEAR | 1996 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 24 | MYST | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 31 | MAX/SHO | |||
| PLEASANTVILLE | 1998 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 5 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 29 | TMC | |||
| DISAPPEARANCE OF VONNIE | 1994 | ALICIAWITT | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | ALICIAWITT | 26 | TMC | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 12 | COM | ||||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 14 | COM | |||
| COUSINS | 1989 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 31 | TMC | |||
| SKETCH ARTIST | 1992 | R | SEANYOUNG | 23 | SHO | |||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 27 | MAX | |||
| INVADER | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | 26 | MAX | ||||
| EXCEPTION TO THE RULE | 1997 | R | SEANYOUNG | 26 | MAX | |||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 13 | MAX | |||
| DECEIVER | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 13 | SHO | |||
| SPACEBALLS | 1987 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 29 | TBS/TNT |
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