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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. Posted below is our selections of viewing pleasures for the coming month. ENJOY, and remember: drool is hazardous to your TV SET!
Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for September, 1999, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:
August, 1999
July, 1999
June, 1999
May, 1999
April, 1999
March, 1999
February, 1999
January, 1999
December, 1998
November, 1998
October, 1998
September, 1998
August, 1998
July, 1998
June, 1998
Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SINS OF THE PAST | 1984 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 11 | TBS | |||
| BUNNY'S TALE | 1985 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 27 | TRUE | |||
| SHOOT TO KILL | 1988 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 30 | HBO | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING | 1989 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 20 | TBS | ||||
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 10 | TBS | |||
| MADHOUSE | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 23 | COM | |||
| SIBLING RIVALRY | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 25 | COM | |||
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| FINE MESS | 1986 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 27 | COM | ||||
| PREDATOR 2 | 1990 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 29 | MAX | ||||
| CAUGHT | 1996 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 29 | IFC/BRAVO | |||
| ACTS OF BETRAYAL | 1997 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 23 | MAX | ||||
| MILLIONS | 1991 | CAROLALT | 24 | USA | ||||
| STORM TROOPER | 1997 | CAROLALT | 14 | SHO | ||||
| TRAPPED IN PARADISE | 1994 | MADCHENAMICK | 25 | WGN | ||||
| HEARTLESS | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 19 | USA | ||||
| TWIST OF FATE | 1997 | MADCHENAMICK | 30 | EXTR/MAX | ||||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | 13 | MAX | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| MY MOTHER'S SECRET LIFE | 1984 | LONIANDERSON | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN | 1998 | PG | LONIANDERSON | 25 | SHO | |||
| BARB WIRE | 1996 | R | PAMELAANDERSON | 16 | SCIFI | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER | 1990 | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | 18 | SHO | |||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 12 | COM | |||
| PICTURE PERFECT | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | 24 | MAX | Too bad no one overexposed the film. | 2 | 6 |
| OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 26 | MAX | |||
| DREAM FOR AN INSOMNIAC | NA | NR | JENNIFERANISTON | 27 | MAX | |||
| BODY SNATCHERS | 1993 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 7 | TNT | Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier! | 8 | 8 |
| GRAVE | 1996 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 27 | MAX | |||
| BIG HIT | 1998 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 22 | SHO | |||
| MAFIA | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 10 | STZ | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| LIFEGUARD | 1976 | PG | ANNEARCHER | 23 | ENC | |||
| NARROW MARGIN | 1990 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 28 | STZ | Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted. | 8 | 5 |
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANNEARCHER | 21 | MAX | |||
| INDISCRETION OF AN AMERICAN WIFE | 1998 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 28 | LIFE | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 24 | ENC | Rosanna gets dragged down to Madonna's level. | 0 | 5 |
| WHO'S THAT GIRL? | 1987 | PG | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 11 | STZ | |||
| BIG BLUE | 1988 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 23 | ROM | ||||
| NEW YORK STORIES | 1989 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 28 | HBO | ||||
| LINGUINI INCIDENT | 1992 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 25 | ROM | |||
| GONE FISHIN' | 1997 | PG | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 26 | ENC | |||
| TRADING FAVORS | 1998 | NR | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 20 | MAX | |||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | CATHERINEBACH | 23 | TMC | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 29 | SUND | |||
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 25 | HBO/TMC | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| DEAR BRIGITTE | 1965 | BRIGITTEBARDOT | 30 | MAX | ||||
| HARRY&SON | 1984 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 20 | TMC | |||
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 16 | MAX | |||
| WILD BILL | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 18 | USA | |||
| STEPFATHER III | 1992 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | 16 | TNT | |||
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | 27 | HBO/SHO | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| WISHFUL THINKING | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| SKETCH ARTIST | 1992 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 28 | TMC | |||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 25 | LOVE | |||
| HOME FRIES | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 16 | MAX | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 29 | ROM | |||
| BLIND DATE | 1987 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 30 | MAX | |||
| FINAL ANALYSIS | 1992 | R | KIMBASINGER | 19 | ENC | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | PG13 | KIMBASINGER | 18 | USA | |||
| LA CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIMBASINGER | 30 | HBO | |||
| WISHFUL THINKING | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| FLASHDANCE | 1983 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 28 | HBO | Jen plays a welder with all the right moves. I'll fleshdance with her any day! | 3 | 10 |
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 29 | TMC | |||
| SPLIT DECISIONS | 1988 | NR | JENNIFERBEALS | 4 | STZ | |||
| CARO DIARIO | 1994 | JENNIFERBEALS | 28 | IFC | ||||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 26 | IFC | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 27 | IFC/BRAVO | |||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| BODY AND SOUL | 1998 | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 27 | TMC | |||
| SHOOTING FISH | 1997 | PG | KATEBECKINSALE | 29 | HBO | |||
| PRINCE OF PENNSYLVANIA | 1988 | R | BONNIEBEDELIA | 20 | IFC | |||
| FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY | 1989 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 21 | SHO/HBO | |||
| NEEDFUL THINGS | 1993 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | TNT | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | HALLEBERRY | 30 | MAX | |||
| BULWORTH | 1998 | HALLEBERRY | 29 | HBO | ||||
| INTRODUCING DOROTHY DANDRIDGE | 1999 | HALLEBERRY | 30 | HBO | ||||
| BAPS | 1997 | PG13 | HALLYBERRY | 26 | STZ | |||
| MURDER OF INNOCENCE | 1993 | NR | VALERIEBERTINELLI | 26 | LIFE | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| CAPETOWN AFFAIR | 1966 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 16 | FXM | ||||
| DETECTIVE | 1968 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 11 | FXM | ||||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 26 | SHO | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| WHO IS KILLING THE GREAT CHEFS OF EUROPE? | 1978 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 18 | MYST | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 28 | SHO | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| CHOICES | 1986 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 15 | LOVE | ||||
| MAID | 1990 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 25 | FXM/STZ | ||||
| LEAVE OF ABSENCE | 1994 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 7 | ROM | ||||
| DANGEROUS BEAUTY | 1998 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 24 | MAX | |||
| MIKEY | 1992 | R | JOSIEBISSETT | 30 | EXTR | |||
| BABY MONITOR: SOUND OF FEAR | 1997 | NR | JOSIEBISSETT | 4 | USA | |||
| VICTORY AT ENTEBBE | 1976 | LINDABLAIR | 23 | ACTN | ||||
| REPOSSESSED | 1990 | NR | LINDABLAIR | 8 | COM | |||
| OSCAR AND LUCINDA | 1997 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 28 | HBO | |||
| ELIZABETH | 1998 | R | CATEBLANCHETT | 7 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | YASMINEBLEETH | 4 | STZ | |||
| ULTIMATE DECEPTION | 1999 | YASMINEBLEETH | 26 | USA | ||||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 26 | FXM | |||
| HOPE FLOATS | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 29 | MAX | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 27 | EXTR | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 29 | HBO | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 5 |
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| WAYNE'S WORLD | '1992 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 26 | HBO | |||
| WAYNE'S WORLD 2 | 1993 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 18 | USA | |||
| HOLLOW POINT | 1995 | R | TIACARRERE | 25 | MAX | |||
| JURY DUTY | 1995 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 12 | SHO | If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am. | ||
| IMMORTALS | 1996 | R | TIACARRERE | 27 | MAX | |||
| DOG BOYS | 1997 | R | TIACARRERE | 27 | TMC | |||
| SCARRED CITY | 1997 | NR | TIACARRERE | 25 | MAX | |||
| PARADISE | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 2 | ROM | Stranded on a tropical island with Phoebe - hell I volunteer for this shipwreck! | 6 | 10 |
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 23 | MAX | Could Phoebe be any cuter? | 9 | 8 |
| LACE | 1984 | PHOEBECATES | 14 | ROM | ||||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 29 | FLIX/STZ | |||
| PRINCESS CARABOO | 1994 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 19 | ROM | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 26 | MAX | I can last a lot longer than 7 minutes Jen - climb on top and give me a try! | ||
| CAREER OPPORTUNITIES | 1991 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 24 | LOVE | Jennifer is INCREDIBLE! Ride that pony, honey! | 1 | 10 |
| OF LOVE AND SHADOWS | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 24 | SUND | |||
| DARK CITY | 1998 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 28 | STZ | |||
| IN THE LINE OF DUTY: THE FBI MURDERS | 1988 | TERICOPLEY | 26 | ACTN | ||||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | TERICOPLEY | 23 | TMC | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| COMMANDMENTS | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 9 | STZ | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 27 | EXTR | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| GIDGET | 1959 | YVONNECRAIG | 25 | MAX | ||||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S DAD'S WEEK OFF | 1997 | R | OLIVIAD'ABO | 28 | TMC | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION | 1985 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 6 | TNT | |||
| WIDOW'S KISS | 1996 | R | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 29 | MAX | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | OLIVIADABO | 30 | SHO | |||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 24 | MAX | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 30 | STZ | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 25 | HBO | |||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 28 | MAX | |||
| TRADING HEARTS | 1988 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 19 | ROM | ||||
| CHILD LOST FOREVER: THE JERRY SHERWOOD STORY | 1993 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 26 | TRUE | ||||
| MOVING | 1988 | STACEYDASH | 28 | MAX | ||||
| MO' MONEY | 1992 | R | STACEYDASH | 6 | COM | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 25 | HBO | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 6 |
| DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU | 1999 | PAMDAWBER | 13 | FAM | ||||
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF MOWGLI | 1996 | NR | DANADELANEY | 11 | MAX | |||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | DANADELANY | 25 | USA | |||
| EXIT TO EDEN | 1994 | R | DANADELANY | 29 | HBO | Dana looks great, but 2 MAJOR drawbacks: 1: there is NO plot 2: you have to survive Rosie O Donnell in bondage gear | 0 | 8 |
| THAT WAS THEN...THIS IS NOW | 1985 | NA | KIMDELANY | 9 | TNT | |||
| BLIND SIDE | 1993 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 28 | MAX | ||||
| NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS | 1995 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 28 | USA | |||
| WINNER | 1996 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 30 | SUND | |||
| SMOOTH TALK | 1986 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 28 | FLIX | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | LAURADERN | 27 | SUND | |||
| BABY DANCE | 1998 | NR | LAURADERN | 23 | SHO | |||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 12 | COM | |||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | 22 | TMC | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| LIFE LESS ORDINARY | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 25 | MAX | |||
| VERY BAD THINGS | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 28 | HBO | |||
| RIO BRAVO | 1959 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 5 | A&E | |||
| OCEAN'S 11 | 1960 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 18 | AMC | ||||
| ROME ADVENTURE | 1962 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 25 | AMC | |||
| KILLERS | 1964 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 21 | ACTN | ||||
| CHASE | 1966 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 6 | AMC | ||||
| SENSITIVE, PASSIONATE MAN | 1977 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 28 | LOVE | ||||
| DRESSED TO KILL | 1980 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 24 | HBO | |||
| NATIONAL LAMPOON'S THE DON'S ANALYST | 1982 | R | ANGIEDICKINSON | 29 | TMC | |||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | 30 | ROM | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT | 1998 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | 30 | LIFE | |||
| SMALL SOLDIERS | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 25 | MAX | Cute tale of toys at war. Kirsten plays a major piece of jailbait, as always - and boy does she look tasty bound n gagged! | 8 | 8 |
| DEVIL'S ARITHMETIC | 1999 | KIRSTENDUNST | 30 | SHO | ||||
| KINJITE: FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS | 1989 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 11 | WGN | Charles Bronson beats up some poor saps who just want to screw some teenage girls. | 6 | 9 |
| BLOWN AWAY | 1992 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 28 | MAX | Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties. | 4 | 10 |
| BEVERLY HILLS COP | 1984 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 27 | HBO/MAX | A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down. | 9 | 6 |
| MONTE CARLO | 1986 | LISAEILBACHER | 28 | ROM | ||||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| CHASERS | 1994 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 30 | FLIX | Funny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back! | 9 | 10 |
| EXECUTIVE TARGET | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 14 | MAX | |||
| ANOTHER 91/2 WEEKS | NA | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 19 | SHO | |||
| EXTREMITIES | 1986 | R | FARRAHFAWCETT | 24 | SUND | Farrah gets revenge on her rapist. | 8 | 8 |
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 23 | MAX | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT | 1977 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 14 | TNT | |||
| HOOPER | 1978 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 20 | ENC | |||
| BEYOND THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE | 1979 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 9 | MAX | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | 28 | AMC | ||||
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II | 1980 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 15 | TNT | |||
| ABSENCE OF MALICE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 14 | USA | |||
| KISS ME GOODBYE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 30 | FLIX | |||
| MURPHY'S ROMANCE | 1985 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 20 | STZ | |||
| COOLER CLIMATE | 1999 | SALLYFIELD | 29 | SHO | ||||
| SHAMPOO | 1975 | CARRIEFISHER | 27 | USA | ||||
| STAR WARS | 1977 | PG | CARRIEFISHER | 5 | TBS | Sci fi heaven. Carrie plays Princess Lay-her. | 9 | 9 |
| MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE | 1985 | CARRIEFISHER | 22 | MAX | ||||
| LOVERBOY | 1989 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | 10 | TBS | |||
| SIBLING RIVALRY | 1990 | NR | CARRIEFISHER | 25 | COM | |||
| JANE DOE | R | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 16 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| MILK AND MONEY | 1997 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 24 | ROM | ||||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 29 | ENC | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | BRIDGETFONDA | 30 | SHO | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| CAMILLA | 1994 | PG13 | BRIDGETFONDA | 22 | STZ | |||
| JACKIE BROWN | 1997 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 27 | ENC | Boring drug movie, but Bridget looks highly boinkable in a bikini. | 2 | 10 |
| BREAK UP | 1998 | BRIDGETFONDA | 11 | MAX | ||||
| SIMPLE PLAN | 1998 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BASIL | 1997 | CLAIREFORLANI | 13 | ROM | ||||
| NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA | 1972 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 30 | DIS | |||
| BUGSY MALONE | 1976 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 20 | HBO | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 1 | HBO | |||
| CANDLESHOE | 1977 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 29 | DIS | |||
| CARNY | 1980 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 30 | ENC | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 26 | MAX | |||
| MESMERIZED | 1984 | JODIEFOSTER | 22 | TRUE | ||||
| FIVE CORNERS | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 18 | ENC | |||
| CONTACT | 1997 | PG | JODIEFOSTER | 28 | MAX | Slow moving, but inspiring! | 8 | 5 |
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 28 | ENC/TMC | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD | 1992 | TERIGARR | 30 | STZ | ||||
| PERFECT ALIBI | 1994 | TERIGARR | 8 | LIFE | ||||
| DUMB AND DUMBER | 1994 | TERIGARR | 1 | TBS | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 27 | EXTR | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 29 | HBO | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE | 1999 | R | LAURA SANGIACOMO | 28 | STZ | |||
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 15 | HBO | ||||
| DETECTIVE SCHOOL DROPOUTS | 1986 | PG | VALERIAGOLINO | 30 | MYST | |||
| HOT SHOTS | 1991 | PG13 | VALERIAGOLINO | 27 | FXM | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 27 | IFC/BRAVO | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 21 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 30 | HBO | Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day. | 6 | 10 |
| SONG FROM THE HEART | 1999 | AMYGRANT | 26 | C BS | ||||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 16 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| DIRTY DANCING | 1987 | JENNIFERGREY | 12 | TBS | It's almost worth surviving the godawful Patrick Swayze to drool over the delicious coming-of-age Jennifer in this silly love mush. | 1 | 10 | |
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 30 | LOVE | |||
| RED MEAT | 1996 | JENNIFERGREY | 16 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| NIGHT MOVES | 1975 | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 24 | A&E | ||||
| BORN YESTERDAY | 1993 | PG | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 29 | ENC | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| SUMMER LOVERS | 1982 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 22 | HBO | Sex on the beach - WOW! | 1 | 10 |
| SPLASH | 1984 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 12 | USA/DIS | Tom Hanks falls in love with a mermaid (he had a thing for her tail!) | 9 | 9 |
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 28 | COM | |||
| WALL STREET | 1987 | DARYLHANNAH | 25 | FXM | Short DELL, AOL & MICROSOFT! | |||
| CRAZY PEOPLE | 1990 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 24 | SHO | |||
| MEMOIRS OF AN INVISIBLE MAN | 1992 | PG13 | DARYLHANNAH | 29 | STZ | Invisibility brings such potential - this movie exploits none of it - imagine being able to invisibly walk into ANY all girl high school locker room in the world and take your pick - well that DOESN'T happen in this movie. | 4 | 2 |
| GRUMPY OLD MEN | 1993 | DARYLHANNAH | 24 | HBO | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY | 1996 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 19 | HBO | |||
| HI-LIFE | 1998 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 26 | MAX | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| RIGHT CONNECTIONS | 1997 | PG | MELISSA JOANHART | 24 | SHO | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOANHART | 28 | MAX | ||||
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | TERIHATCHER | 21 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| TOMORROW NEVER DIES | 1997 | PG13 | TERIHATCHER | 26 | SHO | Teri Hatcher plays a great Bond babe, and Pierce Brosnan is an awesome Bond! | 8 | 9 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| KINJITE: FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS | 1989 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | 11 | WGN | Charles Bronson beats up some poor saps who just want to screw some teenage girls. | 6 | 7 |
| JOYRIDE | 1997 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | 16 | HBO/SHO | Amy provides the only joy. | 1 | 8 |
| DOLLARS$ | 1972 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 30 | MAX/TMC | |||
| SUGARLAND EXPRESS | 1974 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 30 | ENC | |||
| SHAMPOO | 1975 | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | USA | ||||
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 19 | MAX | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 28 | HBO | |||
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 26 | LOVE | |||
| PROTOCOL | 1984 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 27 | ENC | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 13 | TBS | |||
| BIRD ON A WIRE | 1990 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 23 | USA | |||
| DEATH BECOMES HER | 1992 | PG13 | GOLDIEHAWN | 25 | USA | Cute fountain of youth fable. | 7 | 5 |
| HOUSESITTER | 1992 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 25 | USA | |||
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | GOLDIEHAWN | 25 | LOVE | |||
| BREAKING UP | 1995 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 27 | MAX | |||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DESPERADO | NA | NR | SALMAHAYEK | 28 | USA | |||
| JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY | 1984 | MARILUHENNER | 22 | FXM | ||||
| MOST WANTED | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 24 | STZ | |||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 13 | HBO | |||
| STANDOFF | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 30 | STZ | |||
| ADRENALIN: FEAR THE RUSH | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 29 | SHO | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 29 | SHO | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 29 | HBO | |||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 28 | MAX | ||||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| RAZOR'S EDGE | 1984 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 22 | MAX | |||
| FEVER PITCH | 1985 | R | CATHERINEHICKS | 9 | ENC | |||
| PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED | 1986 | CATHERINEHICKS | 15 | TNT | ||||
| LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON | 1987 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 13 | COM | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| ARCHIE: TO RIVERDALE AND BACK | 1990 | LAURENHOLLY | 4 | LIFE | ||||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 13 | HBO | |||
| NO LOOKING BACK | 1998 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 30 | TMC | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| IN THE COMPANY OF DARKNESS | 1993 | NR | HELENHUNT | 11 | LIFE | |||
| AS GOOD AS IT GETS | 1997 | PG13 | HELENHUNT | 27 | TMC | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | 26 | LOVE | |||
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 27 | HBO | |||
| ALWAYS | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 12 | USA | |||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 30 | MAX | Edgy | 8 | 4 |
| LIVING OUT LOUD | 1998 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 28 | STZ | |||
| WOMAN WANTED | 1999 | HOLLYHUNTER | 17 | STZ | ||||
| SHAMELESS | 1996 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 19 | SHO | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 27 | ENC | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 8 |
| MIAMI HUSTLE | 1996 | R | KATHYIRELAND | 22 | TMC | Who needs a plot when you have Kathy? | 1 | 8 |
| WATCHER IN WOODS | 1981 | PG | LYNN-HOLLYJOHNSON | 26 | TNT | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 19 | LOVE | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| WAXWORK | 1988 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 25 | USA | ||||
| WOMAN SCORNED: THE BETTY BRODERICK STORY | 1992 | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 11 | LIFE | ||||
| DONOR | 1995 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 24 | TMC | |||
| FOXFIRE | 1996 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 7 | SUND | |||
| MOJAVE MOON | 1997 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 21 | MAX | |||
| MASK OF ZORRO | 1998 | PG13 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 15 | SHO | |||
| KISS THE GIRLS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 30 | HBO | Ashley as a sex slave - our dreams fulfilled! Unfortunately this movie doesn't live up to its true potential. | 6 | 8 |
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| ADAM BEDE | 1992 | NR | PATSYKENSIT | 23 | ROM | |||
| BUNNY'S TALE | 1985 | NR | JOANNAKERNS | 27 | TRUE | |||
| NO ONE COULD PROTECT HER | 1996 | JOANNAKERNS | 26 | LIFE | ||||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | 25 | FAM | ||||
| PYGMALION | 1983 | MARGOTKIDDER | 20 | FXM | ||||
| VANISHING ACT | 1986 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | 24 | MYST | |||
| HENRY AND VERLIN | 1994 | NR | MARGOTKIDDER | 18 | TRIO | |||
| WINDRUNNER | 1994 | MARGOTKIDDER | 8 | DIS | ||||
| AUSTRALIAN IN ROME | 1987 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 22 | ROM | ||||
| EMERALD CITY | 1990 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 29 | ROM | ||||
| FLIRTING | 1990 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 19 | TRIO | Girls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school. | 3 | 8 |
| MY LIFE | 1993 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 27 | STZ | |||
| PEACEMAKER | 1997 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 29 | HBO | |||
| HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE | 1984 | R | NASTASSIAKINSKI | 26 | MAX | |||
| REVOLUTION | 1985 | PG | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 2 | MAX | |||
| MARIA'S LOVERS | 1985 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 12 | ENC | |||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S THE RING | 1996 | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 18 | LIFE | ||||
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1992 | NR | SALLYKIRKLAND | 20 | TNT | |||
| LITTLE GHOST | 1997 | G | SALLYKIRKLAND | 20 | HBO | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | LISAKUDROW | 15 | STZ | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 8 |
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | LISAKUDROW | 23 | SUND | |||
| ANALYZE THIS | 1999 | R | LISAKUDROW | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GRACE KELLY STORY | 1983 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 29 | TRUE | |||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 16 | ROM | |||
| BLUEGRASS | 1987 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 11 | ROM | |||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S CHANGES | 1991 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 5 | LIFE | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| SIX PACK | 1982 | DIANELANE | 27 | FXM/STZ | ||||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | DIANELANE | 28 | HBO | ||||
| VITAL SIGNS | 1990 | DIANELANE | 27 | MAX | ||||
| WILD BILL | 1995 | R | DIANELANE | 18 | USA | |||
| ALL THAT JAZZ | 1979 | NR | JESSICALANGE | 27 | TRUE | |||
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 30 | HBO | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JESSICALANGE | 17 | STZ | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 28 | SHO | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | 30 | MAX | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | 28 | COM | ||||
| HARD BOUNTY | 1995 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 21 | TMC | |||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 3 | HBO | |||
| BURIED ALIVE | 1990 | NR | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 19 | USA | |||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | NA | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 27 | ACTN/TMC | |||
| CROOKED HEARTS | 1991 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 4 | ROM | ||||
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 26 | IFC | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 17 | STZ | |||
| DEEP IMPACT | 1998 | PG13 | TEALEONI | 29 | TMC | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 15 | MAX | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| TRIPWIRE | 1990 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 22 | SHO | |||
| MEN OF WAR | 1995 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 10 | HBO | |||
| DECOY | 1995 | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 24 | TNT | ||||
| WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 10 | FAM | |||
| STRANGE DAYS | 1995 | R | JULIETTELEWIS | 11 | SCIFI | |||
| HIGHWAY HEARTBREAKER | 1992 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 7 | LIFE | |||
| MONEY TALKS | 1997 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 17 | STZ | |||
| DOUBLE TAP | 1997 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 26 | MAX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| LOSIN' IT | 1983 | R | SHELLEYLONG | 11 | COM | |||
| MONEY PIT | 1986 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 22 | COM | Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing. | 8 | 2 |
| OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE | 1987 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 25 | MAX | |||
| FROZEN ASSETS | 1992 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 10 | MAX | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| UTURN | 1997 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 30 | TMC | |||
| SELENA | 1997 | PG | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 25 | ABC | |||
| OUT OF SIGHT | 1998 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 3 | STZ | |||
| STIR | 1997 | TRACILORDS | 29 | MAX/TMC | ||||
| WHY MY DAUGHTER | 1993 | JAMIELUMER | 28 | LIFE | Jamie's a teen hooker - I've had dreams like this! | 5 | 10 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 25 | MAX | |||
| GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES | 1984 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 29 | A&E | |||
| WOMEN & MEN 2 | 1991 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 20 | HBO | |||
| FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL | 1994 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 20 | USA | |||
| JUST THE TICKET | 1999 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE | 1999 | R | ELLEMACPHERSON | 28 | STZ | |||
| DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN | 1985 | PG13 | MADONNA | 24 | ENC | Madonna can't sing OR act, but somehow is the wealthiest female entertainer of the 80s. Go figure. Desperately seeking a script. | 0 | 5 |
| WHO'S THAT GIRL? | 1987 | PG | MADONNA | 11 | STZ | |||
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | MADONNA | 30 | LOVE | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | MADONNA | 27 | IFC/BRAVO | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 28 | SHO | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| THIRD DEGREE BURN | 1988 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 29 | HBO | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 29 | FLIX/STZ | |||
| LOVE KILLS | 1991 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 30 | TBS | ||||
| HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING | 1991 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 18 | WGN | |||
| PROPHECY | 1995 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 29 | ENC | |||
| AMBUSHED | 1998 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 26 | MAX | |||
| PLEASURE SEEKERS | 1965 | ANNMARGRET | 18 | FXM | ||||
| CINCINNATI KID | 1965 | ANNMARGRET | 10 | TCM | ||||
| STAGECOACH | 1966 | ANNMARGRET | 29 | FXM/WSTN | ||||
| RETURN OF SOLDIER | 1981 | NR | ANNMARGRET | 17 | ROM | |||
| I OUGHT TO BE IN PICTURES | 1982 | ANNMARGRET | 22 | ENC | ||||
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | KELLIEMARTIN | 25 | LIFE | ||||
| FACE ON THE MILK CARTON | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 15 | FAM | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 25 | COM | ||||
| MARRIED TO IT | 1991 | R | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 15 | ROM | |||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | JENNYMCCARTHY | 4 | STZ | |||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| LEWIS & CLARK & GEORGE | 1997 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 27 | MAX | |||
| DEVIL IN THE FLESH | 1997 | ROSEMCGOWAN | 12 | MAX | ||||
| PHANTOMS | 1998 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 28 | SHO | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER | 1990 | NR | DANICAMCKELLAR | 18 | SHO | |||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| SIRENS | 1994 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 24 | BRAVO | |||
| EDGE | 1997 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 30 | MAX | Great Alaskan wilderness scenes, and one bitchy bear! | 7 | 4 |
| COMMANDO | 1985 | ALYSSAMILANO | 30 | FXM | ||||
| CRASH COURSE | 1988 | ALYSSAMILANO | 16 | TBS | ||||
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| BELOW UTOPIA | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 10 | HBO | Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped | 3 | 10 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| MILES FROM HOME | 1988 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 21 | BRAVO | ||||
| KINDERGARTEN COP | 1990 | NR | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 11 | USA | Arnie as teacher shoulda been funnier. | 3 | 2 |
| SHADOW | 1994 | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 26 | STZ | ||||
| PLAY MISTY FOR ME | 1971 | DONNAMILLS | 10 | TNT | ||||
| YOUNG MAVERICK | 1980 | DONNAMILLS | 27 | WSTN | ||||
| WAIKIKI | 1980 | DONNAMILLS | 27 | MYST | ||||
| INTIMATE ENCOUNTERS | 1986 | DONNAMILLS | 21 | LIFE | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | 19 | LOVE | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 24 | FAM/STZ | |||
| SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 25 | LIFE | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| WE'RE NO ANGELS | 1989 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 23 | HBO/TMC | |||
| GHOST | 1990 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 12 | TBS | |||
| MORTAL THOUGHTS | 1991 | R | DEMIMOORE | 21 | TNT | |||
| STRIPTEASE | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | 19 | TNT | Unintentionally hysterical story of a stripper - after Demi's awesome assets, Monty Python steals the show. | 1 | 10 |
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 21 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| PSYCHO | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 16 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BIG LEBOWSKI | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 28 | TMC | |||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 26 | ENC | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| TWO OF A KIND | 1983 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 28 | ENC/FXM | Zzzzzzzz | 0 | 1 |
| SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS | 1998 | PG13 | JACQUELINEOBRADORS | 26 | STZ | Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho. | 8 | 10 |
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| MRS. PARKER AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE | 1994 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 26 | IFC | |||
| HARD EIGHT | 1995 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 26 | SHO | The eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day! | 0 | 7 |
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 27 | SUND | |||
| SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 28 | SHO | |||
| GREAT EXPECTATIONS | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 29 | HBO | |||
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 29 | MAX | Predictable tale of adultery and revenge. | 3 | 7 |
| DEEPSTAR SIX | 1989 | R | NIAPEEPLES | 5 | TBS | |||
| MR. STITCH | 1995 | NR | NIAPEEPLES | 22 | SCIFI | |||
| NIGHT ON EARTH | 1991 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 18 | IFC | If you sit through this one you are stronger than I am. | 0 | 0 |
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 23 | MAX | Honkies playing basketball | 7 | 8 |
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 25 | ROM | |||
| IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU | 1994 | ROSIEPEREZ | 30 | SHO | Poses the question: which is better - winning $10 mil or winning Bridget Fonda? | 8 | 10 | |
| SOMEBODY TO LOVE | 1994 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 25 | SHO | |||
| SUBWAY STORIES | 1997 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 27 | HBO | |||
| ACE ELI AND RODGER OF THE SKIES | '1973 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | 30 | ENC | |||
| JERK | 1979 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 6 | TBS | ||||
| ANNIE | 1982 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | 23 | HBO | |||
| PINK CADILLAC | 1989 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 21 | MAX | ||||
| CAN'T BUY ME LOVE | 1987 | PG13 | AMANDAPETERSON | 12 | TBS | |||
| WINDRUNNER | 1994 | AMANDAPETERSON | 8 | DIS | ||||
| LADYHAWKE | 1985 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 3 | TNT | |||
| LOVE FIELD | 1992 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 26 | FLIX | ||||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 17 | STZ | |||
| DIFFERENT STROKES: STORY OF JACK AND JILL... AND JILL | 1997 | R | DANAPLATO | 24 | MAX | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| HER ALIBI | 1989 | PAULINAPORISKOVA | 20 | MAX | ||||
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | 2 | MAX | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN 2 1/2: SMELL OF FEAR | 1991 | PG13 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 18 | WGN | |||
| NAKED GUN 331/3: THE FINAL INSULT | 1994 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 23 | HBO | ||||
| HAYLEY WAGNER, STAR | 1999 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 30 | SHO | ||||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 23 | LOVE | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 30 | MAX | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 27 | SUND | |||
| HOLY MAN | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYPRESTON | 8 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NAKED LIE | 1989 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 8 | LIFE | |||
| BURDEN OF PROOF | 1992 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 12 | A&E | ||||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 22 | MAX | |||
| BUFFALO 66 | 1998 | CHRISTINARICCI | 28 | MAX | ||||
| OPPOSITE OF SEX | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 23 | SUND | |||
| PECKER | 1998 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 30 | STZ | |||
| SPACED INVADERS | 1990 | PG | ARIANARICHARDS | 23 | MAX | |||
| STARSHIP TROOPERS | 1997 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 25 | TMC | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 29 | HBO | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 10 |
| ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1974 | KIMRICHARDS | 25 | DIS | ||||
| MEATBALLS PART II | 1984 | PG | KIMRICHARDS | 11 | MAX | Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great! | 0 | 8 |
| SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE | 1983 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 24 | MAX | |||
| SIXTEEN CANDLES | 1984 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 11 | TBS | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 11 | TBS | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| PRETTY IN PINK | 1986 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 10 | TBS | |||
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 21 | HBO | |||
| FACE THE MUSIC | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 24 | ENC | |||
| REQUIEM FOR MURDER | 1998 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 22 | MAX/TMC | ||||
| MYSTIC PIZZA | 1988 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 4 | LIFE | |||
| PELICAN BRIEF | 1993 | JULIAROBERTS | 15 | CBS | ||||
| CONSPIRACY THEORY | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 25 | HBO | Stupidity theory is more like it. | 1 | 2 |
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 22 | TMC | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU | 1997 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 25 | LOVE | |||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 8 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| GUNG HO | 1986 | MIMIROGERS | 17 | TNT/TBS | ||||
| MIGHTY QUINN | 1989 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 20 | ROM | |||
| SHOOTING ELIZABETH | 1992 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 24 | FXM | |||
| IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE | 1995 | MIMIROGERS | 30 | LIFE | ||||
| TRICKS | 1997 | NR | MIMIROGERS | 30 | SHO | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 27 | ENC | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 5 |
| WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION | 1997 | R | MIMIROGERS | 16 | HBO | |||
| BABYSITTER'S SEDUCTION | 1996 | KERIRUSSELL | 5 | LIFE | ||||
| DEAD MAN'S CURVE | 1998 | KERIRUSSELL | 6 | USA | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| PRESIDIO | 1988 | R | MEGRYAN | 26 | TBS | |||
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | 29 | MAX | |||
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 27 | HBO | |||
| YOU'VE GOT MAIL | 1998 | MEGRYAN | 25 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | WINONARYDER | 29 | FAM | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 22 | WAM/DIS | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| WELCOME HOME ROXY CARMICHAEL | 1990 | WINONARYDER | 4 | LIFE | ||||
| NIGHT ON EARTH | 1991 | R | WINONARYDER | 18 | IFC | If you sit through this one you are stronger than I am. | 0 | 0 |
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | WINONARYDER | 27 | MAX | |||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| QUIGLEY DOWN UNDER | 1990 | NR | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 29 | TBS | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| LEGEND | 1985 | NR | MIASARA | 11 | SCIFI | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 16 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| QUEENIE | 1987 | MIASARA | 23 | ROM | ||||
| HARD TIME | 1998 | MIASARA | 12 | TNT | ||||
| LOVIN' MOLLY | 1974 | SUSANSARANDON | 26 | LOVE/FLIX | ||||
| ONE SUMMER LOVE | 1976 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 16 | ROM | |||
| BUDDY SYSTEM | 1984 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 8 | ROM | |||
| BULL DURHAM | 1988 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | 10 | COM | |||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 8 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | SHO | |||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| MIRACLE LANDING | 1990 | NR | CONNIESELLECCA | 27 | LIFE | |||
| BIRD ON A WIRE | 1990 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 23 | USA | |||
| ILLICIT BEHAVIOR | 1992 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 24 | EXTR | |||
| IN DARK PLACES | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 25 | MAX | |||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 18 | HBO | |||
| LAST SEDUCTION 2 | 1998 | JOANSEVERANCE | 30 | HBO | ||||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| FOUR FEATHERS | 1978 | JANESEYMOUR | 12 | ROM | ||||
| SOMEWHERE IN TIME | 1980 | PG | JANESEYMOUR | 25 | TNT | |||
| LASSITER | 1984 | R | JANESEYMOUR | 20 | ACTN | |||
| ANGEL OF DEATH | 1990 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 26 | LIFE | |||
| ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? | 1992 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 9 | TBS | |||
| WARGAMES | 1983 | ALLYSHEEDY | 4 | TBS | Matthew Broderick has to save the world from a computer wargame turned real. | 9 | 5 | |
| OXFORD BLUES | 1984 | PG13 | ALLYSHEEDY | 28 | HBO | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 11 | TBS | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | ALLYSHEEDY | 29 | FLIX/STZ | |||
| FEAR | 1990 | ALLYSHEEDY | 24 | STZ | Ally is a psychic who can get inside the head of a rapist and see his victims as he does them. | 8 | 6 | |
| MAN'S BEST FRIEND | 1993 | ALLYSHEEDY | 4 | TBS | ||||
| AMNESIA | 1996 | ALLYSHEEDY | 19 | EXTR | ||||
| HIGH ART | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 1 | HBO | |||
| FURY WITHIN | 1998 | ALLYSHEEDY | 4 | SCIFI | ||||
| AT LONG LAST LOVE | 1975 | G | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 29 | FXM/SHO | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 1 | HBO | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| DECEPTIONS | 1990 | R | NICOLLETTESHERIDAN | 23 | MYST | |||
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| TWENTY BUCKS | 1993 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 22 | BRAVO | |||
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | 5 | ROM | ||||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 30 | MAX | |||
| TRUE CRIME | 1994 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 5 | USA | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 25 | HBO | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 9 |
| EXCESS BAGGAGE | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 30 | HBO | |||
| BLAST FROM THE PAST | 1999 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| RUTHLESS PEOPLE | 1986 | R | HELENSLATER | 29 | HBO | Danny Devito plots to kill his battleax wife, Bette Midler. | 9 | 4 |
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | 20 | TBS | |||
| LASSIE | 1994 | NR | HELENSLATER | 26 | HBO | |||
| NO WAY BACK | 1996 | R | HELENSLATER | 30 | HBO | |||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | 26 | MAX | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| TO THE LIMIT | 1995 | ANNA NICOLESMITH | 27 | TNT | ||||
| REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE | 1987 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNSMITH | 26 | MAX | |||
| LUCAS | 1986 | PG | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 29 | FAM | |||
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 15 | LIFE | ||||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 23 | HBO | |||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| SENTIMENTAL JOURNEY | 1984 | JACLYNSMITH | 15 | FXM | ||||
| FREEFALL | 1999 | JACLYNSMITH | 12 | FAM | ||||
| SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER NEVER CRIES | 1998 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 24 | MAX | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| NO LAUGHING MATTER | 1998 | SUZANNESOMERS | 29 | USA | ||||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | 15 | STZ | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 9 |
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | 25 | HBO | |||
| DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER | 1994 | TORISPELLING | 25 | LIFE | ||||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| TEN | 1979 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 29 | LOVE | |||
| CUJO | 1983 | R | DEE WALLACESTONE | 4 | SCIFI | Woofwoof | 3 | 3 |
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 23 | LOVE | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SIN OF INNOCENCE | 1986 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 25 | FXM | |||
| ALLIGATOR II: THE MUTATION | 1991 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 5 | SCIFI | |||
| LOVE'S DEADLY TRIANGLE: THE TEXAS CADET MURDER | 1997 | DEE WALLACESTONE | 3 | LIFE | ||||
| COLD STEEL | 1987 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 15 | STZ | |||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 28 | MAX | |||
| ACTION JACKSON | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 29 | ACTN | |||
| TEARS IN THE RAIN | 1988 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 20 | ROM | |||
| SLIVER | 1993 | R | SHARONSTONE | 27 | MAX | |||
| QUICK AND DEAD | 1995 | SHARONSTONE | 30 | EXTR | ||||
| MIGHTY | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 26 | HBO | |||
| BLOOD & ORCHIDS | 1986 | MADELEINESTOWE | 25 | MYST | ||||
| CHINA MOON | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 14 | ROM | |||
| GIRL | 1998 | DOMENIQUESWAIN | 26 | MAX | ||||
| DEADLY FRIEND | 1986 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 5 | TBS | |||
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 17 | COM | |||
| GETTING IN | 1994 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 7 | COM | |||
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| CAMPFIRE TALES | 1996 | R | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 30 | HBO/STZ | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 30 | MAX/STZ | |||
| TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY | 1996 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 21 | USA | worth watching just to see the Teri Hatcher vs. Charlize Theron catfight | 6 | 8 |
| TRIAL AND ERROR | 1997 | PG13 | CHARLIZETHERON | 24 | STZ | |||
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 26 | HBO | All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES! | 7 | 9 |
| MIGHTY JOE YOUNG | 1998 | PG | CHARLIZETHERON | 22 | DIS | |||
| SHE FOUGHT ALONE | 1995 | NR | TIFFANI AMBERTHIESSEN | 5 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | 26 | HBO | |||
| CYCLONE | 1987 | R | HEATHERTHOMAS | 29 | ACTN | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| ALL THE RIGHT MOVES | 1983 | R | LEATHOMPSON | 27 | FXM/STZ | Beyond dumb, but Lea shows some tit so what else really matters? Plus she was really young and looked INCREDIBLE! | 1 | 9 |
| JAWS 3 | 1983 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 3 | TBS | No teeth. | 2 | 1 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 6 | TBS | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 30 | MAX | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE II | 1989 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 29 | SCIFI | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 8 | 6 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE III | 1990 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 30 | SCIFI | Most sequels suck big time, but these aren't too bad! | 7 | 4 |
| ARTICLE 99 | 1992 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 28 | BRAVO | |||
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| PULP FICTION | 1985 | R | UMATHURMAN | 10 | STZ | Really depressing and violent flick., and Uma royally fucked up her hair for this one. | 0 | 1 |
| JOHNNY BE GOOD | 1988 | UMATHURMAN | 29 | COM | ||||
| WHERE THE HEART IS | 1990 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 27 | HBO | |||
| FINAL ANALYSIS | 1992 | R | UMATHURMAN | 19 | ENC | |||
| JENNIFER 8 | 1992 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 3 | USA | |||
| EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES | 1994 | R | UMATHURMAN | 21 | BRAVO | |||
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 24 | HBO | |||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 28 | MAX | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| EQUINOX | 1992 | R | MARISATOMEI | 24 | SUND | |||
| UNTAMED HEART | 1993 | NR | MARISATOMEI | 25 | ROM | |||
| UNHOOK THE STARS | 1996 | R | MARISATOMEI | 26 | TMC | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 25 | MAX | |||
| WELCOME TO SARAJEVO | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 22 | ENC | |||
| SANCTUARY | 1997 | NR | KYLIETRAVIS | 30 | MAX | |||
| HAREM | 1986 | NANCYTRAVIS | 12 | ROM | ||||
| THREE MEN AND A BABY | 1987 | PG | NANCYTRAVIS | 15 | DIS | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 30 | SHO | |||
| DESTINY TURNS ON THE RADIO | 1995 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 18 | MAX | |||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | TANYATUCKER | 29 | ROM | |||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 30 | TMC | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 24 | SHO/STZ | |||
| MONTANA | 1998 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 30 | MAX | |||
| NIGHT EYES II | 1991 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 29 | EXTR | |||
| NIGHT EYES 3 | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 29 | EXTR | |||
| INDECENT BEHAVIOR | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 16 | MAX | |||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 13 | SHO | |||
| NAKED LIES | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 30 | TMC/MAX | |||
| STEALING BEAUTY | 1996 | R | LIVTYLER | 2 | FXM | Liv plays a young girl learning about sex. | 5 | 10 |
| DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID | 1982 | PG | RACHELWARD | 29 | TCM | |||
| GOOD WIFE | 1987 | R | RACHELWARD | 30 | SHO | |||
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1992 | NR | RACHELWARD | 20 | TNT | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 26 | ENC | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| ALIEN | 1979 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 25 | ACTN | Will keep you glued to your chair | 9 | 3 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS II | 1989 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 19 | COM | Somewhat less amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 5 | 3 | |
| ALIEN 3 | 1992 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 28 | TBS/TNT | |||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 30 | MAX | Edgy | 8 | 8 |
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 22 | MAX | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 27 | MAX | |||
| SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR | 1997 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 20 | TMC | |||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | RAQUELWELCH | 30 | FXM/ENC | ||||
| LEGEND OF WALKS FAR WOMAN | 1982 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 22 | TRUE | |||
| CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD | 1998 | PG13 | RAQUELWELCH | 23 | HBO | |||
| BECAUSE THEY'RE YOUNG | 1960 | TUESDAYWELD | 18 | AMC | ||||
| BACHELOR FLAT | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 19 | FXM | ||||
| WILD IN THE COUNTRY | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 27 | LOVE | ||||
| SOLDIER IN THE RAIN | 1963 | TUESDAYWELD | 5 | AMC | ||||
| CINCINNATI KID | 1965 | TUESDAYWELD | 10 | TCM | ||||
| LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR | 1977 | R | TUESDAYWELD | 29 | ENC | |||
| AUTHOR! AUTHOR! | 1982 | PG | TUESDAYWELD | 15 | COM | |||
| HEARTBREAK HOTEL | 1988 | NR | TUESDAYWELD | 24 | MAX | |||
| SOUL FOOD | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 25 | MAX | |||
| HOODLUM | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 29 | SHO | |||
| DANCE WITH ME | 1998 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 28 | MAX | ||||
| OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 11 | HBO | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 28 | COM | |||
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 16 | MAX | |||
| EVERYBODY WINS | 1990 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 30 | TMC | |||
| FORGET PARIS | 1995 | PG13 | DEBRAWINGER | 15 | TNT | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | 27 | AMC/BRVO | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | 24 | MAX | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | MAX/STZ | |||
| PLEASANTVILLE | 1998 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 29 | STZ | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | SHO | |||
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FOUR ROOMS | 1995 | R | ALICIAWITT | 27 | IFC/BRAVO | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | ALICIAWITT | 27 | SUND | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| BLOOD & ORCHIDS | 1986 | SEANYOUNG | 25 | MYST | ||||
| BOOST | 1988 | R | SEANYOUNG | 5 | ENC | |||
| COUSINS | 1989 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 29 | HBO | |||
| SKETCH ARTIST | 1992 | R | SEANYOUNG | 28 | TMC | |||
| FATAL INSTINCT | 1993 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 21 | COM | |||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 23 | HBO | |||
| COWBOY AND MOVIE STAR | 1998 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 19 | FAM | |||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 23 | MAX | |||
| PRICE ABOVE RUBIES | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 29 | LOVE | |||
| ONE TRUE THING | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 29 | STZ | |||
| DECEIVER | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 28 | SUND | |||
| SPACEBALLS | 1987 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 5 | TBS | ||||
| GROSS ANATOMY | 1989 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 29 | MAX | |||
| PREY OF THE CHAMELEON | 1991 | R | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 16 | USA |
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