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We at FILLIES.COM are fortunate enough to have a direct satellite TV subscription to every channel available. While the picture and sound are BREATHTAKINGLY PERFECT, the one thing that has always bugged us is the nature of the TV listings. We would really like to see a TV GUIDE sorted by BABE CONTENT - instead of listing all the movies by title, which helps NO ONE, list them by babes starring in them. Since we spend at least a full day each month scouring the TV listings, searching for the best available content for this site, we are now making this information available to all of you for FREE, right here at the site. Posted below is our selections of viewing pleasures for the coming month. ENJOY, and remember: drool is hazardous to your TV SET!
Here's what you might be missing this month:
SORTED BY FEATURED BABE
MOVIE TITLES IN CAPS - tv show titles in lower case
We now list only the LAST date repeating programs will air in the MONTH - check local listings for all airings - we also only list primary channel, if a show airs on HBO, HBO2, HBO3, we will list only HBO.
We've also added program reviews for those shows we have seen, and a number from 0 to 10 whinnies for both PLOT & BABE content, where 10 is the BEST and 0 is the worst. Please note that we rate BABE CONTENT in terms of the babe listed on that line ONLY - for example, if Morgan Fairchild is in the movie and we feel this is the sexiest she can be, we give the movie a 10 for Morgan content - this 10 DOES NOT mean we feel Morgan is a 10. Likewise if we give an Allison Smith program a 2 for babe content, that just means she was not at her sexiest in this role, it certainly does not mean we overall regard her as a 2, OK? Got it?
Listings below are for October, 1999, prior months can be accessed at these links if you are interested:
September, 1999
August, 1999
July, 1999
June, 1999
May, 1999
April, 1999
March, 1999
February, 1999
January, 1999
December, 1998
November, 1998
October, 1998
September, 1998
August, 1998
July, 1998
June, 1998
Also, as THIS page is updated MONTHLY, please read our WEEKLY updates at this link to be sure you don't miss anything!
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| TITLE | YEAR | RATING | FEATURED BABE | AIR DATES | CHANNELS | REVIEW | PLOT CONTENT WHINNIES | BABE CONTENT WHINNIES |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| PRINCE OF BEL AIR | 1986 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 21 | ROM | |||
| SHOOT TO KILL | 1988 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 29 | HBO | |||
| MADHOUSE | 1990 | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | 5 | COM | |||
| LOOK WHO'S TALKING TOO | 1990 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 23 | TBS | |||
| VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED | 1995 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 31 | STZ | |||
| FOR RICHER OR POORER | 1997 | PG13 | KIRSTIEALLEY | 27 | STZ | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 31 | STZ | |||
| NEVADA | 1997 | R | KIRSTIEALLEY | 28 | SUND | |||
| veronica's closet | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | weekly THURS 9:30PM | NBC | If Kirstie lost 20 years and 60 pounds she'd be sexy again. | 1 | 3 |
| cheers | NA | NR | KIRSTIEALLEY | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 3 |
| RUNNING MAN | 1987 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 31 | TBS | Richard Dawson plays an evil game show host (a real stretch) where the stakes are Arnold Schwarzenegger's life. A good action packed flick, and Maria looks great in spandex! | 8 | 6 |
| PREDATOR 2 | 1990 | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 17 | MAX | ||||
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 26 | BRAVO | |||
| BLACKHEART | 1998 | R | MARIA CONCHITAALONSO | 26 | MAX/SHO | |||
| TRAPPED IN PARADISE | 1994 | MADCHENAMICK | 10 | COM | ||||
| BOMBSHELL | 1997 | NR | MADCHENAMICK | 2 | SCIFI | |||
| fantasy island (new) | 1998- | MADCHENAMICK | weekly sat 9pm | ABC | ||||
| XFILES MOVIE | 1998 | PG13 | GILLIANANDERSON | 29 | HBO | |||
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | SUNDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Some of the shows are GREAT, but others suck big time. Still the best TV has done at SCIFI since the Twilight Zone. Their biggest problem is Gillian is WAY too overdressed. How can you have a babe like this on the payroll and not have any alien chases in exotic beach locales? | 7 | 9 |
| xfiles | TV | TV | GILLIANANDERSON | DAILY RERUNS | FX | Some of the episodes are really great, but lately too many of them seem like we've seen them already, PLUS these schmucks have the sexiest redhead on the planet under contract and virtually never exploit her sexiness. | 6 | 8 |
| wkrp in cincinnati | LONIANDERSON | reruns | local | Hilarious tale of a struggling religious & classical radio station that changes format to rocknroll. Was I the ONLY one that thought Jan Smithers was sexier than Loni Anderson? Dr. Johnny Fever (Howard Hesseman) steals the show. | 10 | 10 | ||
| AMAZING STORIES: THE MOVIE III | 1990 | NR | LONIANDERSON | 20 | FAM | |||
| NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY | 1998 | PG13 | LONIANDERSON | 31 | SHO | |||
| THREE NINJAS: HIGH NOON AT MEGA MOUNTAIN | 1998 | PG | LONIANDERSON | 27 | TMC | |||
| BARB WIRE | 1996 | R | PAMELAANDERSON | 11 | USA | |||
| vip | 1998- | PAMELAANDERSON | weekly sun 11pm | FOX | ||||
| friends | JENNIFERANISTON | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 9 | ||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 5 | COM | |||
| PICTURE PERFECT | 1997 | PG13 | JENNIFERANISTON | 27 | MAX | Too bad no one overexposed the film. | 2 | 6 |
| OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION | 1998 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 26 | MAX | |||
| OFFICE SPACE | 1999 | R | JENNIFERANISTON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MY LITTLE ASSASSIN | GABRIELLEANWAR | 24 | LIFE | |||||
| FOR LOVE OR MONEY | 1993 | PG | GABRIELLEANWAR | 30 | TMC | |||
| BODY SNATCHERS | 1993 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 29 | STZ | Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but sexier! | 8 | 8 |
| NEVADA | 1997 | R | GABRIELLEANWAR | 28 | SUND | |||
| DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD | 1991 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 30 | ENC | ||||
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 22 | HBO | |||
| MAFIA | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 31 | STZ | |||
| BIG HIT | 1998 | R | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | 23 | TMC | |||
| jesse | 1998- | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | weekly thurs 8:30pm | NBC | Fairly amusing, and Christina looks awesome in a waitress outfit! | 6 | 7 | |
| married with children | TV | TV | CHRISTINAAPPLEGATE | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | The truth about marriage revealed at last! My favorite episodes are: 1: Kelly in a hot dance number on stage 2: Kelly at the beach in a teeny polka dot bikini | 8 | 10 |
| LIFEGUARD | 1976 | PG | ANNEARCHER | 26 | LOVE | |||
| PARADISE ALLEY | 1978 | ANNEARCHER | 27 | ENC | ||||
| FATAL ATTRACTION | 1987 | R | ANNEARCHER | 3 | USA | |||
| NARROW MARGIN | 1990 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 23 | ACTN | Gene Hackman has to protect Anne, a murder witness. Fast moving and well acted. | 8 | 5 |
| PATRIOT GAMES | 1992 | R | ANNEARCHER | 10 | USA | |||
| LAST OF HIS TRIBE | 1992 | NR | ANNEARCHER | 29 | HBO | |||
| WHO'S THAT GIRL? | 1987 | PG | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 31 | ENC | |||
| NEW YORK STORIES | 1989 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 20 | MAX | ||||
| SWEET REVENGE | 1990 | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 3 | A&E | ||||
| NOWHERE TO RUN | 1993 | R | ROSANNAARQUETTE | 26 | TBS | |||
| HUSTLE | 1975 | R | CATHERINEBACH | 22 | MYST/TMC | |||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | CATHERINEBACH | 25 | SHO | |||
| dukes of hazard | TV | TV | CATHERINEBACH | DAILY 6 PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| MAN IN UNIFORM | 1994 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 3 | TMC | |||
| DOUBLE TAKE | 1997 | R | BRIGITTEBAKO | 29 | EXTR | A stupid flick, but Brigitte looks great! | 1 | 9 |
| blossom | TV | TV | MAYIMBALIK | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | ELLENBARKIN | 1 | MAX | |||
| SEA OF LOVE | 1989 | NR | ELLENBARKIN | 16 | USA | Ellen just oozes sex as she climbs Al Pacino's back | 6 | 10 |
| SWITCH | 1991 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 7 | TNT | Ellen plays a womanizing man reincarnated as a beautiful woman to see how the other side lives | 8 | 10 |
| WILD BILL | 1995 | R | ELLENBARKIN | 14 | USA | |||
| SCRUPLES | 1981 | PRISCILLABARNES | 26 | LOVE | ||||
| KILLING GROUNDS | 1998 | R | PRISCILLABARNES | 28 | MAX/EXTR | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | PRISCILLABARNES | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 6 | 10 |
| WISHFUL THINKING | R | DREWBARRYMORE | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 31 | ACTN/STZ | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 6 |
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | DREWBARRYMORE | 8 | COM | ||||
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | DREWBARRYMORE | 28 | TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 10 |
| MAD LOVE | 1995 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 30 | SHO | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 24 | STZ | |||
| HOME FRIES | 1998 | PG13 | DREWBARRYMORE | 25 | MAX | |||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | KIMBASINGER | 25 | ROM | |||
| MAN WHO LOVED WOMEN | 1983 | R | KIMBASINGER | 1 | ENC | |||
| NINE 1/2 WEEKS | 1986 | R | KIMBASINGER | 30 | MAX | boring, but if you dig Kim who cares? | 1 | 8 |
| FINAL ANALYSIS | 1992 | R | KIMBASINGER | 21 | MYST | |||
| READY TO WEAR | 1994 | KIMBASINGER | 11 | STZ | ||||
| LA CONFIDENTIAL | 1997 | R | KIMBASINGER | 31 | HBO | |||
| WISHFUL THINKING | R | JENNIFERBEALS | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | ||||
| BRIDE | 1985 | PG13 | JENNIFERBEALS | 25 | SHO | |||
| VAMPIRE'S KISS | 1989 | JENNIFERBEALS | 16 | SCIFI | ||||
| nothing sacred | 1998 | JENNIFERBEALS | weekly sat 9PM | ABC | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | KATEBECKINSALE | 24 | SHO | ||||
| LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS | 1970 | PG | BONNIEBEDELIA | 27 | SHO | |||
| MESSAGE TO MY DAUGHTER | 1973 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 16 | FXM | |||
| SALEM'S LOT | 1979 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 10 | SCIFI | ||||
| FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY | 1989 | PG13 | BONNIEBEDELIA | 30 | HBO | |||
| NEEDFUL THINGS | 1993 | NR | BONNIEBEDELIA | 1 | TNT | |||
| head of the class | LESLIEBEGA | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 8 | ||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | LAURALEEBELL | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| REAL BLONDE | 1997 | R | ELIZABETHBERKELEY | 29 | SUND | There's only one way to prove it - take off those panties, honey! | ||
| WHITE WOLVES II: LEGEND OF THE WILD | 1996 | PG | ELIZABETHBERKLEY | 27 | DIS | |||
| GIDEON | 1998 | CRYSTALBERNARD | 27 | STZ | ||||
| happy days | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 8 |
| wings | TV | TV | CRYSTALBERNARD | DAILY RERUNS | USA | A very well written and acted comedy set in an airport on Nantucket - "There once was a Crystal from Nantucket... " - best episode Crytal-wise is the one where she moves to NY and gets a job at a strip club | 9 | 10 |
| BOOMERANG | 1992 | R | HALLEBERRY | 19 | USA | |||
| FATHER HOOD | 1993 | PG13 | HALLEBERRY | 24 | TBS | |||
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | HALLEBERRY | 25 | HBO | |||
| EXECUTIVE DECISION | 1996 | R | HALLEBERRY | 9 | ABC | Terrorists take an airline - Halle spreads her - er um - wings! | 6 | 6 |
| WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE | 1998 | R | HALLEBERRY | 29 | MAX | |||
| BULWORTH | 1998 | HALLEBERRY | 25 | HBO | ||||
| BAPS | 1997 | PG13 | HALLYBERRY | 15 | STZ | |||
| one day at a time | TV | TV | VALERIEBERTINELLI | DAILY RERUNS | LOCAL | Valerie looks great in those tight jeans, and be on the lookout for the very best episode - Val in the bathtub with nothing but the bubbles between her and us! | 6 | 10 |
| BULLITT | 1968 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 10 | A&E | |||
| MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1974 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 28 | HBO | |||
| END OF THE GAME | 1976 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 19 | FXM | |||
| DEEP | 1977 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 28 | EXTR | Deep sea thievery - Jackie looks great all wet! | 7 | 10 |
| WHO IS KILLING THE GREAT CHEFS OF EUROPE? | 1978 | PG | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 26 | ENC | |||
| WHEN TIME RAN OUT | 1980 | NR | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 25 | MAX | |||
| CLASS | 1983 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 30 | TMC | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| MAID | 1990 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 21 | LOVE | ||||
| LEAVE OF ABSENCE | 1994 | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 13 | ROM | ||||
| DANGEROUS BEAUTY | 1998 | R | JACQUELINEBISSETT | 26 | HBO | |||
| MIKEY | 1992 | R | JOSIEBISSETT | 29 | SHO | |||
| EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC | 1977 | R | LINDABLAIR | 31 | SCIFI | |||
| REPOSSESSED | 1990 | NR | LINDABLAIR | 31 | COM | |||
| FACE TO DIE FOR | '1997 | YASMINEBLEETH | 2 | LIFE | ||||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | YASMINEBLEETH | 26 | STZ | |||
| LOVE POTION NO. 9 | 1992 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 13 | COM | |||
| SPEED | 1994 | SANDRABULLOCK | 18 | FAM | The bus can't go slower than 55 or it will explode - if Sandra doesn't go 69 I will explode. | 7 | 7 | |
| HOPE FLOATS | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 30 | HBO | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 30 | HBO | |||
| FORCES OF NATURE | 1999 | PG13 | SANDRABULLOCK | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPICEWORLD | 1997 | PG | EMMABUNTON | 27 | MAX | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 28 | SHO | |||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | NEVECAMPBELL | 30 | HBO | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 5 |
| party of five | TV | TV | NEVECAMPBELL | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| WAYNE'S WORLD | '1992 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 31 | HBO | |||
| JURY DUTY | 1995 | PG13 | TIACARRERE | 21 | TMC | If you can endure Pauly Shore just to cop a peek at Tia, you are more addicted than I am. | ||
| NATURAL ENEMY | 1996 | R | TIACARRERE | 26 | MAX | |||
| TOP OF THE WORLD | 1997 | R | TIACARRERE | 23 | MAX | |||
| SCARRED CITY | 1997 | NR | TIACARRERE | 15 | HBO | |||
| TWENTY DATES | 1998 | R | TIACARRERE | 21 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DANIELLE STEELE'S DADDY | 1991 | NR | LYNDACARTER | 14 | LIFE | |||
| PARADISE | 1982 | R | PHOEBECATES | 29 | ROM | Stranded on a tropical island with Phoebe - hell I volunteer for this shipwreck! | 6 | 10 |
| BABY SISTER | 1983 | NR | PHOEBECATES | 8 | ROM | Plot - what plot? But Phoebe is young & juicy! | 1 | 9 |
| PRIVATE SCHOOL | 1983 | R | PHOEBECATES | 22 | TBS | |||
| GREMLINS | 1984 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 31 | HBO | Could Phoebe be any cuter? | 9 | 8 |
| LACE | 1984 | PHOEBECATES | 30 | ROM | ||||
| LACE II | 1985 | PHOEBECATES | 30 | ROM | ||||
| DATE WITH AN ANGEL | 1987 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 2 | TBS | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 26 | TMC | |||
| PRINCESS CARABOO | 1994 | PG | PHOEBECATES | 15 | ROM | |||
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | LACEYCHABERT | 30 | STZ | |||
| party of five | TV | TV | LACEYCHABERT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap | 0 | 3 |
| SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 28 | MAX | I can last a lot longer than 7 minutes Jen - climb on top and give me a try! | ||
| OF LOVE AND SHADOWS | 1996 | R | JENNIFERCONNELLY | 27 | SHO | |||
| I MARRIED A CENTERFOLD | 1984 | NR | TERICOPLEY | 11 | ROM | |||
| MASTERS OF MENACE | 1990 | PG13 | TERICOPLEY | 25 | SHO | |||
| too close for comfort | LYDIACORNELL | DAILY RERUNS | E! | Ted Knight is a riot as always, and Lydia sure can fill out a sweater! | 8 | 10 | ||
| friends | COURTENEYCOX | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 8 | ||
| seinfeld | COURTENEYCOX | ONE EPISODE | NBC | 7 | 5 | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | COURTENEYCOX | 28 | SHO | |||
| unhappily ever after | TV | NIKKICOX | weekly sun 9:30pm | WB | ||||
| FAIR GAME | 1995 | R | CINDYCRAWFORD | 16 | MAX | Fair action movie, but Cindy looks good! | 5 | 8 |
| BIG TROUBLE | 1985 | R | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 25 | IFC | |||
| IN THE MOOD | 1987 | PG13 | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 25 | STZ | |||
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | BEVERLYD'ANGELO | 25 | LOVE | |||
| wonder years | OLIVIADABO | RERUNS | NICK | 10 | 9 | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | OLIVIADABO | 29 | FLIX | |||
| LAST GOOD TIME | 1995 | R | OLIVIADABO | 26 | ROM | |||
| BIG GREEN | 1995 | OLIVIADABO | 20 | DIS | ||||
| SOCCER DOG: THE MOVIE | 1998 | PG | OLIVIADABO | 29 | HBO | |||
| I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU NOT | 1996 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 1 | STZ | |||
| JOHN GRISHHAM'S THE RAINMAKER | 1997 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 28 | HBO | |||
| POLISH WEDDING | 1998 | CLAIREDANES | 19 | MAX | ||||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREDANES | 30 | HBO | |||
| MOD SQUAD | 1999 | R | CLAIREDANES | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| FIRST LOVE | 1977 | R | BEVERLYDANGELO | 27 | LOVE | |||
| COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER | 1980 | NR | BEVERLYDANGELO | 25 | TBS | |||
| TRADING HEARTS | 1988 | BEVERLYDANGELO | 24 | ROM | ||||
| EYE FOR AN EYE | 1995 | R | BEVERLYDANGELO | 20 | CBS | Sally hunts down the evil bastard who raped and killed her daughter. | 8 | 5 |
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | BEVERLYDANGELO | 22 | HBO | |||
| MOVING | 1988 | STACEYDASH | 27 | MAX | ||||
| MO' MONEY | 1992 | R | STACEYDASH | 22 | COM | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | STACEYDASH | 30 | MAX | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 6 |
| mork & mindy | tv | PAMDAWBER | RERUNS | LOCAL | ||||
| ADVENTURES OF MOWGLI | 1996 | NR | DANADELANEY | 21 | HBO | |||
| SIRENS | 1999 | DANADELANEY | 30 | SHO | ||||
| nypd blue | TV | NR | KIMDELANEY | weekly TUES 10PM | ABC | |||
| LIGHT SLEEPER | 1992 | DANADELANY | 26 | IFC | ||||
| RUNAWAY TRAIN | 1985 | NR | REBECCADEMORNAY | 19 | TBS | |||
| FEDS | 1988 | PG13 | REBECCADEMORNAY | 18 | COM | |||
| WINNER | 1996 | R | REBECCADEMORNAY | 21 | SHO | |||
| MURDERS IN RUE MORGUE | NA | NA | REBECCADEMORNAY | 31 | MYST | |||
| SMOOTH TALK | 1986 | PG13 | LAURADERN | 27 | TMC | Laura SMOKES as a precocious teen cruising to have her cherry popped. | 6 | 10 |
| AFTERBURN | 1992 | R | LAURADERN | 26 | HBO | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | LAURADERN | 26 | SHO | |||
| BABY DANCE | 1998 | NR | LAURADERN | 10 | LIFE | |||
| OCTOBER SKY | 1999 | PG | LAURADERN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SHE'S THE ONE | 1996 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 5 | COM | |||
| LIFE LESS ORDINARY | 1997 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 7 | HBO | |||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | CAMERONDIAZ | 25 | FLIX | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 28 | HBO | |||
| VERY BAD THINGS | 1998 | R | CAMERONDIAZ | 14 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| OCEAN'S 11 | 1960 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 21 | AMC | ||||
| SINS OF RACHEL CADE | 1961 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 30 | LOVE | ||||
| ROME ADVENTURE | 1962 | NR | ANGIEDICKINSON | 11 | ROM | |||
| CAPTAIN NEWMAN MD | 1964 | ANGIEDICKINSON | 20 | TCM | ||||
| bosom buddies | nr | DONNADIXON | tv-reruns | misc | Tom Hanks was yet-to-be-megastar, but you could tell that he had the stuff of greatness! He made mediocre scripts highly entertaining throught this series run. Hildegard & Buffy forever! | 9 | 8 | |
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | DONNADIXON | 28 | EXTR | ||||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 23 | LOVE | |||
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | SHANNENDOHERTY | 22 | HBO | |||
| charmed | 1998 | SHANNENDOHERTY | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 6 | |
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | SHANNENDOHERTY | RERUNS ONLY | LOCAL | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 7 |
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | AMIDOLENZ | 2 | TBS | |||
| MIRACLE BEACH | 1992 | NR | AMIDOLENZ | 30 | ROM | Ami in a bikini! nuff said | 1 | 10 |
| PUMPKINHEAD II | 1994 | AMIDOLENZ | 30 | SCIFI | ||||
| DEMOLITION UNIVERSITY | 1998 | AMIDOLENZ | 28 | MAX | ||||
| seinfeld | JULIA LOUISDREYFUS | WEEKLY TH 9PM | NBC | Overall an enjoyable show, but the very few great episodes are few and far between, and there were way too many shows that completely sucked. The best ever: 1 - Jerry can't remember his girlfriend's name, only that it rhymes with part of the femalre anatomy - MULVA? GIPPLE? REGINA? 2 - George buys a Frogger machine and gets flattened in a real life version. 3 - the cast compete to become "masters of their domain" | 7 | 6 | ||
| GROSS POINTE BLANK | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 13 | ENC | |||
| GOOD WILL HUNTING | 1997 | R | MINNIEDRIVER | 25 | STZ | A janitor at MIT turns out to be the brightest genius there! Robin Williams in one of his unfunny "deep" roles. Women will love this movie. Men will tolerate it. | 7 | 5 |
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | KIRSTENDUNST | 30 | DIS | ||||
| SMALL SOLDIERS | 1998 | PG13 | KIRSTENDUNST | 13 | MAX | Cute tale of toys at war. Kirsten plays a major piece of jailbait, as always - and boy does she look tasty bound n gagged! | 8 | 8 |
| FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT | 1998 | NR | KIRSTENDUNST | 10 | LIFE | |||
| ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN 2 | 1996 | G | SHEENAEASTON | 9 | DIS | |||
| baywatch | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| KINJITE: FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS | 1989 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 13 | TBS | Charles Bronson beats up some poor saps who just want to screw some teenage girls. | 6 | 9 |
| BLOWN AWAY | 1992 | R | NICOLEEGGERT | 14 | MAX | Nicole gives Corey Feldman the ride of his life. Look for some nice exposure of her perky pre-boobjob titties. | 4 | 10 |
| FREQUENT FLYER | 1996 | NICOLEEGGERT | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| charles in charge | TV | TV | NICOLEEGGERT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Talk about delicious jailbait - Nicole was something else in her teen years | 3 | 10 |
| BEVERLY HILLS COP | 1984 | R | LISAEILBACHER | 20 | HBO | A great Eddie Murphy action comedy - before Eddie developed "Elvis syndrome" and went soft. The funniest thing about this flick is the movie was written with Sylvester Stallone in mind for Eddie's role, but Sly turned it down. | 9 | 6 |
| MONTE CARLO | 1986 | LISAEILBACHER | 2 | ROM | ||||
| LIVE WIRE | 1992 | LISAEILBACHER | 7 | USA | ||||
| CHOSEN ONE | 1998 | R | CARMENELECTRA | 20 | SHO | |||
| hyperion bay | 1999 | TV | CARMENELECTRA | WEEKLY MONDAY | WGN | |||
| baywatch | TV | ERIKAELENIAK | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Who needs a plot when you have babes in bikinis? | 3 | 10 | |
| CHASERS | 1994 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 2 | TNT | Funny flick, and Erika is gorgeous AND has a great scene on her back! | 9 | 10 |
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ERIKAELENIAK | 31 | COM | |||
| PANDORA PROJECT | 1998 | ERIKAELENIAK | 24 | MAX | ||||
| TALES FROM THE CRYPT PRESENTS BORDELLO OF BLOOD | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 31 | COM | |||
| EXECUTIVE TARGET | 1996 | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 28 | MAX | |||
| ANOTHER 91/2 WEEKS | NA | R | ANGIEEVERHART | 30 | SHO | |||
| INTO THE ARMS OF DANGER | 1987 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 26 | LIFE | ||||
| PHANTOM OF THE MALL: ERIC'S REVENGE | 1989 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 28 | TNT | ||||
| HAUNTING OF SARAH HARDY | 1989 | MORGANFAIRCHILD | 30 | FAM | ||||
| APOSTLE | 1997 | PG13 | FARRAHFAWCETT | 24 | HBO | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | FARRAHFAWCETT | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT | 1977 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 7 | TBS | |||
| HOOPER | 1978 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 23 | ACTN | |||
| NORMA RAE | 1979 | SALLYFIELD | 8 | AMC | ||||
| SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT II | 1980 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 6 | TBS | |||
| KISS ME GOODBYE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 29 | TMC/FXM | |||
| ABSENCE OF MALICE | 1982 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 8 | USA | |||
| PLACES IN THE HEART | 1984 | PG | SALLYFIELD | 31 | STZ/FLIX | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | SALLYFIELD | 24 | TBS | |||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | SALLYFIELD | 2 | TBS | ||||
| EYE FOR AN EYE | 1995 | R | SALLYFIELD | 20 | CBS | Sally hunts down the evil bastard who raped and killed her daughter. | 8 | 6 |
| WOMAN OF INDEPENDENT MEANS | 1995 | SALLYFIELD | 9 | LIFE | ||||
| SHAMPOO | 1975 | CARRIEFISHER | 19 | USA | ||||
| STAR WARS | 1977 | PG | CARRIEFISHER | 17 | TBS | Sci fi heaven. Carrie plays Princess Lay-her. | 9 | 9 |
| MAN WITH ONE RED SHOE | 1985 | CARRIEFISHER | 26 | MAX | ||||
| SWEET REVENGE | 1990 | CARRIEFISHER | 3 | A&E | ||||
| MILK AND MONEY | 1997 | CALISTAFLOCKHART | 2 | ROM | ||||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | CALISTAFLOCKHART | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| YOU CAN'T HURRY LOVE | 1988 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | 22 | TBS | |||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 30 | TNT | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 7 |
| POINT OF NO RETURN | 1993 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 10 | ENC | Bridget plays a megababe who becomes a trained assassin for the government. Bridget can fire my gun any day! | 8 | 10 |
| LITTLE BUDDHA | 1993 | PG | BRIDGETFONDA | 28 | IFC | |||
| ROUGH MAGIC | 1995 | NR | BRIDGETFONDA | 21 | HBO | |||
| SIMPLE PLAN | 1998 | R | BRIDGETFONDA | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| MALLRATS | 1995 | R | CLAIREFORLANI | 23 | LOVE | |||
| MEET JOE BLACK | 1998 | PG13 | CLAIREFORLANI | 31 | STZ | |||
| NAPOLEON AND SAMANTHA | 1972 | G | JODIEFOSTER | 19 | DIS | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 28 | HBO | |||
| FOXES | 1980 | JODIEFOSTER | 17 | TNT | ||||
| ACCUSED | 1988 | R | JODIEFOSTER | 28 | HBO | Jodie gets gang banged on a pinball machine - enjoy the flipper action, then change channels. | 6 | 8 |
| CONTACT | 1997 | PG | JODIEFOSTER | 26 | HBO | Slow moving, but inspiring! | 8 | 5 |
| LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN | 1982 | R | DIANEFRANKLIN | 15 | TBS | I thought I was the last one? | 0 | 9 |
| CAPTAIN JACK | 1998 | SADIEFROST | 25 | STZ | ||||
| CASPER MEETS WENDY | TERIGARR | 31 | FAM | |||||
| YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN | 1974 | PG | TERIGARR | 31 | ENC/FXM/SHO | |||
| CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND | 1977 | PG | TERIGARR | 29 | ENC/SHO | Great alien encounters movie - makes you want to go out and play with your mashed potatoes. | 9 | 3 |
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | TERIGARR | 21 | TNT | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 3 |
| MR. MOM | 1983 | PG | TERIGARR | 31 | STZ | Michael Keaton steals the show as a stay-at-home dad - a very amusing comedy! | 9 | 4 |
| LET IT RIDE | 1989 | TERIGARR | 24 | MAX | How can I not love a horse racing movie? | 6 | 5 | |
| FUGITIVE NIGHTS | 1993 | TERIGARR | 18 | ACTN | ||||
| CHANGING HABITS | 1996 | PG13 | TERIGARR | 9 | LIFE | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | JENNIE GARTH | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | REBECCAGAYHEART | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SCREAM 2 | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 28 | SHO | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 31 | MAX | |||
| SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE | 1999 | PG13 | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| buffy the vampire slayer | TV | TV | SARAH MICHELLEGELLAR | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | WGN | You slay one beast, you've slain them all - on the other hand, you LAY one buffy... | 2 | 8 |
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| leeza | TV | TV | LEEZAGIBBONS | WEEKDAYS | LOCAL | |||
| Growing Pains | TRACEYGOLD | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 10 | |||
| ANOTHER WOMAN'S CHILD | 1983 | TRACEYGOLD | 22 | LIF | ||||
| SLEEP BABY SLEEP | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 20 | MAX | ||||
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | TRACEYGOLD | 9 | LIFE | ||||
| RAIN MAN | 1988 | R | VALERIAGOLINO | 24 | TBS/TNT | The second best movie of all time (only ET is better). Dustin Hoffman is SUPERB, and even Tom Cruise is fantastic in this inspirational tale of an idiot savant and his trek to Vegas to break the bank. | 10 | 7 |
| TORRENTS OF SPRING | 1990 | NR | VALERIAGOLINO | 29 | LOVE | |||
| HOT SHOTS | 1991 | PG13 | VALERIAGOLINO | 27 | FXM | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 30 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! | 6 | 10 |
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 22 | HBO | |||
| TWO GIRLS AND A GUY | 1998 | R | HEATHERGRAHAM | 20 | MAX | Two babes discover they are seeing the same guy. Heather burns up the screen giving one heck of a blowjob. If you need to rehearse those scenes, Heather, I am ALWAYS available, any hour, any day. | 6 | 10 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | HEATHERGRAHAM | 30 | STZ | |||
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | JENNIFERGREY | 24 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| LIGHT YEARS | 1987 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 31 | ACTN | |||
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | JENNIFERGREY | 17 | STZ | |||
| it's like you know | 1999 | TV | JENNIFERGREY | WEEKLY WED 8:30PM EST | ABC | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 21 | USA | |||
| WOMEN AND MEN: STORIES OF SEDUCTION | 1990 | NR | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 23 | HBO | |||
| BORN YESTERDAY | 1993 | PG | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 26 | ENC | |||
| CELEBRITY | 1998 | R | MELANIEGRIFFITH | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| head of the class | KHRYSTYNEHAJE | reruns | local | Sometimes funny tale of Howard Hesseman's class of gifted students | 7 | 9 | ||
| COLUMBO CRIES WOLF | 1990 | DEIDREHALL | 3 | FAM | ||||
| WOMAN ON THE LEDGE | 1993 | NR | DEIDREHALL | 23 | LIFE | |||
| NEVER SAY NEVER: THE DEIDRE HALL STORY | 1995 | DEIDREHALL | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 13 | COM | |||
| ROXANNE | 1987 | PG | DARYLHANNAH | 6 | USA | Fabulous tale of Steve Martin's Cyrano-esque love of Daryl Hannah | 10 | 7 |
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 24 | TBS | |||
| CRAZY PEOPLE | 1990 | NR | DARYLHANNAH | 29 | SHO/MAX | |||
| GRUMPY OLD MEN | 1993 | DARYLHANNAH | 31 | HBO | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF FRANKIE THE FLY | 1996 | R | DARYLHANNAH | 29 | HBO | |||
| three's company | TV | TV | JENNILEEHARRISON | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 5 | 8 |
| SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH | 1996 | MELISSA JOANHART | 24 | FAM | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 | |
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | MELISSA JOANHART | 25 | MAX | ||||
| sabrina the teenage witch | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | ABC-297 | Melissa can ride my broom any day! | 6 | 10 |
| clarissa explains it all | TV | TV | MELISSA JOANHART | IN RERUNS | NIK-961 | Kids love this show, especially horny male kids. I think Melissa was born sexy! | 5 | 10 |
| Knot's Landing | LISAHARTMAN | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| FIRE: TRAPPED ON THE 37TH FLOOR | 1991 | NR | LISAHARTMAN | 26 | TRUE | |||
| macgyver | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | ||||||
| seinfeld | TERIHATCHER | TWO EPISODES, including the finale | NBC | The final Seinfeld was an overhyped piece of garbage, with the sole glaring exception of the oh-so-bountiful Teri and her golden globes. | 7 | 9 | ||
| SOAPDISH | 1991 | TERIHATCHER | 2 | TBS | ||||
| STRAIGHT TALK | 1992 | TERIHATCHER | 27 | TBS | ||||
| TOMORROW NEVER DIES | 1997 | PG13 | TERIHATCHER | 31 | SHO | Teri Hatcher plays a great Bond babe, and Pierce Brosnan is an awesome Bond! | 8 | 9 |
| lois and clark | TV | TV | TERIHATCHER | RERUNS | TNT | Cute Superman for the 90s. | 8 | 10 |
| KINJITE: FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS | 1989 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | 13 | TBS | Charles Bronson beats up some poor saps who just want to screw some teenage girls. | 6 | 7 |
| JOYRIDE | 1997 | R | AMYHATHAWAY | 1 | HBO | Amy provides the only joy. | 1 | 8 |
| BUTTERFLIES ARE FREE | 1972 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 26 | MAX | |||
| DOLLARS$ | 1972 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 29 | SHO | |||
| SHAMPOO | 1975 | GOLDIEHAWN | 19 | USA | ||||
| DUCHESS AND THE DIRTWATER FOX | 1976 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 29 | MAX | |||
| FOUL PLAY | 1978 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 30 | MAX | Very funny. Dudley Moore steals the show as an oversexed babehound. Goldie never looked better. | 8 | 9 |
| SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES | 1980 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 29 | HBO | |||
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | GOLDIEHAWN | 7 | STZ | |||
| OVERBOARD | 1987 | NR | GOLDIEHAWN | 9 | TBS/TNT | |||
| DECEIVED | 1991 | GOLDIEHAWN | 31 | TBS | ||||
| DEATH BECOMES HER | 1992 | PG13 | GOLDIEHAWN | 21 | SCIFI | Cute fountain of youth fable. | 7 | 5 |
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | SALMAHAYEK | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GRAND LARCENY | 1987 | MARILUHENNER | 25 | ACTN | ||||
| MOST WANTED | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 22 | STZ | |||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | JILLHENNESSY | 11 | HBO | |||
| STANDOFF | 1997 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 26 | STZ/MAX | |||
| SPECIES II | 1998 | R | NATASHAHENSTRIDGE | 26 | TMC | |||
| birds of paradise | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | IN RERUNS | Be sure to catch the episode where Jen shakes her pompoms! Very tasty! | 2 | 9 | |||
| I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER | 1997 | R | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 31 | MAX | |||
| boy meets world - 1 episode | 1997 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | tv-reruns | misc | ||||
| CAN'T HARDLY WAIT | 1998 | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | 25 | MAX | ||||
| party of five | TV | TV | JENNIFER LOVEHEWITT | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Teenage sap - plus they consistently waste Jen's assets by overdressing her. | 0 | 6 |
| tucker's witch | CATHERINEHICKS | tv-reruns | misc | Crimefighting witch | 6 | 9 | ||
| PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED | 1986 | CATHERINEHICKS | 2 | TBS | ||||
| LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON | 1987 | PG13 | CATHERINEHICKS | 26 | COM | |||
| LAGUNA HEAT | 1987 | NR | CATHERINEHICKS | 28 | MYST | |||
| CHILD'S PLAY | 1988 | CATHERINEHICKS | 30 | USA | ||||
| SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL | 1989 | NA | CATHERINEHICKS | 2 | TBS | |||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | CATHERINEHICKS | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| SMILE LIKE YOURS | 1997 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 11 | HBO | |||
| NO LOOKING BACK | 1998 | R | LAURENHOLLY | 27 | SUND | |||
| VIG | 1998 | LAURENHOLLY | 31 | MAX | ||||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | KATIEHOLMES | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| GO | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DISTURBING BEHAVIOR | 1998 | R | KATIEHOLMES | 30 | SHO | |||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | KATEHUDSON | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPELL | 1977 | HELENHUNT | 31 | MYST | ||||
| SWEET REVENGE | 1984 | HELENHUNT | 3 | A&E | ||||
| WATERDANCE | 1992 | R | HELENHUNT | 24 | TRIO | |||
| AS GOOD AS IT GETS | 1997 | PG13 | HELENHUNT | 20 | SHO | |||
| mad about you | TV | TV | HELENHUNT | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Too mushy for me, but you lovebirds will enjoy it. | 4 | 5 |
| SWING SHIFT | 1984 | PG | HOLLYHUNTER | 7 | STZ | |||
| RAISING ARIZONA | 1987 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 23 | MAX | |||
| MISS FIRECRACKER | 1989 | NR | HOLLYHUNTER | 28 | HBO | |||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 26 | HBO | Edgy | 8 | 4 |
| CRASH | 1997 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 21 | IFC | |||
| LIVING OUT LOUD | 1998 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 22 | STZ | |||
| PIANO | ;1993 | R | HOLLYHUNTER | 23 | ENC | |||
| SHAMELESS | 1996 | R | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 30 | EXTR | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | ELIZABETHHURLEY | 20 | ENC | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 8 |
| DANGER ISLAND | 1992 | NR | KATHYIRELAND | 23 | FAM | |||
| HORSE WHISPERER | 1998 | PG | SCARLETTJOHANSSON | 29 | STZ | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 24 | ENC | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| DRIVING ME CRAZY | 1991 | PG | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 24 | FLIX | |||
| ILLICIT DREAMS | 1995 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| DONOR | 1995 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 28 | EXTR | |||
| MOVING TARGET | 1996 | R | MICHELLEJOHNSON | 29 | ACTN | |||
| PLAYING BY HEART | 1998 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GIA | 1998 | R | ANGELINAJOLIE | 23 | HBO | |||
| SPLITTING HEIRS | 1993 | CATHERINE ZETAJONES | 19 | STZ | ||||
| AMERICAN ANTHEM | 1986 | PG13 | JANETJONES | 31 | ENC | |||
| POLICE ACACEMY 5: ASSIGNMENT, MIAMI BEACH | 1988 | PG | JANETJONES | 11 | TBS | |||
| KISS THE GIRLS | 1997 | R | ASHLEYJUDD | 27 | HBO/MAX | Ashley as a sex slave - our dreams fulfilled! Unfortunately this movie doesn't live up to its true potential. | 6 | 8 |
| MILENA | 1990 | NR | VALERIEKAPRISKY | 23 | ROM | |||
| DOWNHILL WILLIE | 1996 | PG13 | STACIKEANAN | 23 | USA | Goes downhill fast. | 0 | 6 |
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | STACIKEANAN | 22 | HBO | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | STACIKEANAN | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Staci is unbelievably fuckable in the early episodes, but then in later years she royally fucks up her hair. Best episode is her trip to Hawaii. | 5 | 10 |
| ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS | 1986 | PATSYKENSIT | 11 | TRIO | ||||
| ADAM BEDE | 1992 | NR | PATSYKENSIT | 23 | ROM | |||
| MARRIAGE IS ALIVE AND WELL | 1980 | JOANNAKERNS | 31 | LOVE | ||||
| WHOSE DAUGHTER IS SHE | 1995 | JOANNAKERNS | 24 | LIFE | ||||
| Growing Pains | JOANNA KERNS | IN RERUNS | DIS | 9 | 7 | |||
| SUPERMAN | 1978 | MARGOTKIDDER | 17 | FAM | ||||
| AMITYVILLE HORROR | 1979 | R | MARGOTKIDDER | 31 | MAX | Typical horror BS. | 1 | 6 |
| PYGMALION | 1983 | MARGOTKIDDER | 17 | FXM | ||||
| BEANSTALK | 1994 | PG | MARGOTKIDDER | 29 | HBO | |||
| AUSTRALIAN IN ROME | 1987 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 22 | ROM | ||||
| EMERALD CITY | 1990 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 20 | ROM | ||||
| FLIRTING | 1990 | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 22 | TRIO | Girls learning how far they can spread em at a boarding school. | 3 | 8 |
| BILLY BATHGATE | 1991 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 2 | WGN | ||||
| PEACEMAKER | 1997 | R | NICOLEKIDMAN | 30 | MAX | |||
| PRACTICAL MAGIC | 1998 | PG13 | NICOLEKIDMAN | 30 | HBO | |||
| DAYS OF THUNDER | NA | NR | NICOLEKIDMAN | 17 | TBS | |||
| TORRENTS OF SPRING | 1990 | NR | NASTASSIAKINSKI | 29 | LOVE | |||
| CAT PEOPLE | 1982 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 29 | ENC | Odd movie - but Nastassja is rarely overdressed. | 7 | 9 |
| REVOLUTION | 1985 | PG | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 30 | ENC | |||
| ONE NIGHT STAND | 1997 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 24 | LOVE | |||
| SUSAN'S PLAN | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 25 | MAX | |||
| SAVIOR | 1998 | R | NASTASSJAKINSKI | 24 | MAX | |||
| ANNA | 1987 | PG13 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 22 | ENC | |||
| HAUNTED | 1991 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 21 | SCIFI | ||||
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1992 | NR | SALLYKIRKLAND | 21 | TNT | |||
| LITTLE GHOST | 1997 | G | SALLYKIRKLAND | 31 | HBO | |||
| EDTV | 1999 | PG13 | SALLYKIRKLAND | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| friends | LISAKUDRO | WEEKLY TH 8PM | NBC | Why haven't they gone to a beach yet? We need some swimsuit episodes! | 8 | 6 | ||
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | LISAKUDROW | 29 | ENC | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 8 |
| CLOCKWATCHERS | 1998 | PG13 | LISAKUDROW | 23 | MAX | |||
| ANALYZE THIS | 1999 | R | LISAKUDROW | 30 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SATAN'S SCHOOL FOR GIRLS | 1973 | CHERYLLADD | 21 | FXM | ||||
| PURPLE HEARTS | 1984 | CHERYLLADD | 15 | TNT | ||||
| DEATH IN CALIFORNIA | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 17 | LIFE | |||
| ROMANCE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS | 1985 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 1 | ROM | |||
| BLUEGRASS | 1987 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 24 | ROM | |||
| POISON IVY | 1992 | NR | CHERYLLADD | 28 | TNT | A teen nymphet wreaks havoc in a family - god I love those teen nymphets! | 6 | 0 |
| happy days | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | CHERYLLADD | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| LITTLE ROMANCE | 1979 | PG | DIANELANE | 8 | MAX | |||
| OUTSIDERS | 1983 | DIANELANE | 24 | HBO | ||||
| RUMBLE FISH | 1983 | R | DIANELANE | 19 | BRAVO | |||
| BIG TOWN | 1987 | R | DIANELANE | 29 | HBO/MYST | |||
| VITAL SIGNS | 1990 | DIANELANE | 22 | MAX | ||||
| MY NEW GUN | 1992 | R | DIANELANE | 27 | IFC | |||
| INDIAN SUMMER | 1993 | PG13 | DIANELANE | 27 | ENC | |||
| WILD BILL | 1995 | R | DIANELANE | 14 | USA | |||
| KING KONG | 1976 | PG | JESSICALANGE | 3 | MAX | Big ape has big hardon for major babe. | 7 | 10 |
| ALL THAT JAZZ | 1979 | NR | JESSICALANGE | 25 | ENC | |||
| HOW TO BEAT THE HIGH COST OF LIVING | 1980 | JESSICALANGE | 23 | A&E | ||||
| TOOTSIE | 1982 | NR | JESSICALANGE | 21 | TNT | Fabulous tale of Dustin Hoffman in drag. | 10 | 9 |
| EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN | 1988 | R | JESSICALANGE | 27 | HBO/STZ | |||
| MEN DON'T LEAVE | 1990 | JESSICALANGE | 17 | MAX | ||||
| NIGHT AND THE CITY | 1992 | JESSICALANGE | 5 | STZ | ||||
| LOSING ISAIAH | 1995 | R | JESSICALANGE | 25 | HBO | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JESSICALANGE | 20 | ENC | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | JESSICALANGE | 30 | HBO | |||
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | JESSICALANGE | 24 | TMC | |||
| WOMAN IN RED | 1984 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 13 | MAX | |||
| WEIRD SCIENCE | 1985 | KELLYLEBROCK | 29 | COM | ||||
| BETRAYAL OF THE DOVE | 1993 | KELLYLEBROCK | 3 | LIFE | ||||
| HARD BOUNTY | 1995 | R | KELLYLEBROCK | 29 | EXTR | |||
| WRONGFULLY ACCUSED | 1998 | PG13 | KELLYLEBROCK | 27 | MAX | |||
| FLESH BLOOD | 1985 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 30 | MAX | |||
| HEART OF MIDNIGHT | 1988 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 24 | ENC | |||
| MIAMI BLUES | 1990 | NA | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 28 | EXTR/MYST | |||
| CROOKED HEARTS | 1991 | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 1 | ROM | ||||
| SINGLE WHITE FEMALE | 1992 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 30 | TNT | Nice gal seeking roommate - finds psychopathic bitch | 7 | 6 |
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | JENNIFER JASONLEIGH | 20 | ENC | |||
| naked truth | TV | TV | TEALEONI | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Yawn. | 2 | 5 |
| GOLDEN CHILD | 1986 | NR | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 28 | HBO | Even Eddie Murphy can't save this fiasco. | 3 | 6 |
| TRIPWIRE | 1990 | R | CHARLOTTELEWIS | 29 | TMC | |||
| THAT NIGHT | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 27 | STZ | |||
| WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE | 1993 | PG13 | JULIETTELEWIS | 4 | FAM | |||
| ROMEO IS BLEEDING | 1994 | JULIETTELEWIS | 1 | USA | ||||
| FIRESTARTER | 1984 | NR | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 31 | ACTN/STZ | Drew can light my embers any day | 8 | 2 |
| MONEY TALKS | 1997 | R | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | 30 | ACTN | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| dynasty | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| melrose place | TV | TV | HEATHERLOCKLEAR | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| PARENT TRAP | 1998 | PG | LINDSAYLOHAN | 28 | STZ | |||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHELLEYLONG | 8 | COM | ||||
| MONEY PIT | 1986 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 3 | COM | Tom Hanks and Shelley buy a dreamhouse that becomes a nightmare. DON'T watch this right after your closing. | 8 | 2 |
| OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE | 1987 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 9 | HBO | |||
| TROOP BEVERLY HILLS | 1989 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 2 | DIS | |||
| FROZEN ASSETS | 1992 | NR | SHELLEYLONG | 31 | HBO | |||
| kelly kelly | 1998- | SHELLEYLONG | weekly monday 9PM | WGN | ||||
| cheers | NA | NR | SHELLEYLONG | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | This series makes Seinfeld look like crap. | 10 | 6 |
| UTURN | 1997 | R | JENNIFERLOPEZ | 24 | EXTR | |||
| NOWHERE | 1997 | R | TRACILORDS | 22 | HBO | |||
| EXTRAMARITAL | 1998 | R | TRACILORDS | 22 | MAX | |||
| WOMAN WHO SINNED | 1991 | SUSANLUCCI | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 7 |
| Just The Ten Of Us | TV | TV | JAMIELUNER | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | 7 | 10 | |
| KRIPPENDORF'S TRIBE | 1998 | PG13 | NATASHALYONNE | 24 | STZ | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | NATASHALYONNE | 27 | MAX | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| GREYSTOKE: THE LEGEND OF TARZAN, LORD OF THE APES | 1984 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 16 | A&E | |||
| HUDSON HAWK | 1991 | NR | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 8 | TBS | Better than most box office flops | 4 | 1 |
| MICHAEL | 1996 | PG | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 23 | TBS | |||
| END OF VIOLENCE | 1997 | R | ANDIEMACDOWELL | 28 | SUND | |||
| WHO'S THAT GIRL? | 1987 | PG | MADONNA | 31 | ENC | |||
| BLOODHOUNDS OF BROADWAY | 1989 | PG | MADONNA | 17 | STZ | |||
| DICK TRACY | 1990 | NA | MADONNA | 8 | TBS | All Madonna ever said on the set was "Dick me, Warren!" | 3 | 0 |
| CLASS | 1983 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 30 | TMC | Every high school guys fantasy | 7 | 6 |
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 26 | TMC | |||
| VICTIM OF LOVE | 1991 | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 6 | LIFE | ||||
| PROPHECY | 1995 | R | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 30 | STZ | |||
| AMBUSHED | 1998 | NR | VIRGINIAMADSEN | 11 | MAX | |||
| RETURN OF THE SOLDIER | 1982 | ANNMARGRET | 29 | ROM | ||||
| FIFTYTWO PICK-UP | 1986 | ANNMARGRET | 27 | TBS | Good blackmail plot. | 6 | 3 | |
| HAPPY FACE MURDERS | 1999 | ANNMARGRET | 16 | SHO | ||||
| IF SOMEONE HAD KNOWN | 1995 | KELLIEMARTIN | 16 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | PAMELA SUEMARTIN | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| HEAVEN HELP US | 1985 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 12 | COM | ||||
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 8 | LIFE | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| IMMEDIATE FAMILY | 1989 | PG13 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 28 | MAX/FLIX | |||
| MAD AT THE MOON | 1992 | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 31 | ROM | ||||
| DIGGING TO CHINA | 1998 | PG | MARY STUARTMASTERSON | 28 | MAX | |||
| DEAD SILENCE | '1997 | MARLEEMATLIN | 18 | TBS | ||||
| CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD | 1986 | R | MARLEEMATLIN | 5 | TNT | |||
| LIFEFORCE | 1985 | R | MATHILDAMAY | 31 | MAX | Starts out good, but runs out of script. But WHO CARES? Mathilda shows us PLENTY of what made her a star. | 4 | 10 |
| ISABELLE EBERHARDT | 1991 | MATHILDAMAY | 29 | IFC | ||||
| BASEKETBALL | 1998 | R | JENNYMCCARTHY | 26 | STZ | |||
| brady bunch | nr | MAUREENMCCORMICK | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 9 | |
| DEVIL IN THE FLESH | 1997 | ROSEMCGOWAN | 7 | HBO | ||||
| PHANTOMS | 1998 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 28 | TMC | |||
| JAWBREAKER | 1999 | R | ROSEMCGOWAN | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| wonder years | DANICAMCKELLAR | RERUNS | NICK | A Fabulous series about growing up in the 60s - perfectly written and acted portrayal of the pains and pleasures of adolescence. | 10 | 6 | ||
| working - 1 episode | 1998 | DANICAMCKELLAR | NBC - LOCAL | Any excuse to check out Danica in leather! | 5 | 9 | ||
| SIRENS | 1994 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 14 | BRAVO | |||
| EDGE | 1997 | R | ELLEMCPHERSON | 25 | MAX | Great Alaskan wilderness scenes, and one bitchy bear! | 7 | 4 |
| CRASH COURSE | 1988 | ALYSSAMILANO | 4 | TNT | ||||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | ALYSSAMILANO | 28 | EXTR | ||||
| CASUALTIES OF LOVE: THE LONG ISLAND LOLITA STORY | 1993 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | 23 | TRUE | Joey B. is my hero! - and although Amy was a tasty cherry in her own right, was there ever an underage tail you wanted to risk a statutory rape charge with more than Alyssa herself? | 7 | 8 |
| outer limits - one episode | 1995 | NR | ALYSSAMILANO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | |||
| POISON IVY 2: LILY | 1995 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 28 | TNT | Story? - heaven only knows - but I'll take any excuse in the book for a look at Alyssa's delicious headlights. | 1 | 10 |
| BELOW UTOPIA | 1997 | R | ALYSSAMILANO | 31 | HBO | Alyssa hides in an airshaft in an effort to avoid getting gang-raped | 3 | 10 |
| charmed | 1998 | ALYSSAMILANO | THUR WEEKLY | WGN | Sexy hexy | 5 | 7 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| melrose place | TV | TV | ALYSSAMILANO | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 10 |
| BIG TOP PEE-WEE | 1988 | PG | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 3 | TNT | |||
| DOWNTOWN | 1990 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 24 | MAX | |||
| CARLITO'S WAY | 1993 | R | PENELOPE ANNMILLER | 16 | USA | |||
| Knot's Landing | DONNAMILLS | RERUNS | TV LOCAL | 3 | 10 | |||
| HANGING BY A THREAD | 1979 | DONNAMILLS | 26 | ACTN | ||||
| BARE ESSENCE | 1982 | DONNAMILLS | 9 | ROM | ||||
| LADY FORGETS | 1989 | DONNAMILLS | 7 | LIFE | ||||
| DANGEROUS INTENTIONS | 1995 | DONNAMILLS | 27 | LIFE | ||||
| SEVENTH heaven | 1997- | TV | BEVERLYMITCHELL | WEEKLY MONDAY 8PM | WGN | |||
| BLAME IT ON RIO | 1984 | R | DEMIMOORE | 24 | ENC | Every middle aged guy's fantasy! | 9 | 10 |
| ONE CRAZY SUMMER | 1986 | PG | DEMIMOORE | 30 | ENC | |||
| SEVENTH SIGN | 1988 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 31 | LIFE | The end of the world is upon us. | 6 | 3 |
| WE'RE NO ANGELS | 1989 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 28 | HBO | |||
| GHOST | 1990 | NR | DEMIMOORE | 10 | TBS | |||
| IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK | 1996 | R | DEMIMOORE | 28 | HBO | |||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | 31 | STZ | |||
| GI JANE | 1997 | R | DEMIMOORE | 27 | ENC | |||
| VANYA ON 42ND STREET | 1994 | PG | JULIANNEMOORE | 31 | SHO | |||
| BOOGIE NIGHTS | 1997 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 30 | MAX | This movie is WAY too long - should be 90 minutes shorter, and Dirk's dick should be 90 inches shorter, but Heather plays one delicious slut in this movie and her nude scene makes it all worthwhile. Rollergirl rules! Julianne also shows some skin! | 6 | 10 |
| PSYCHO | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 7 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| BIG LEBOWSKI | 1998 | R | JULIANNEMOORE | 30 | SHO | |||
| smart guy | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 830PM | ||||
| sister sister | NA | NR | TIA & TAMERAMOWRY | WED WEEKLY ON WB 8PM | ||||
| FACULTY | 1998 | R | BEBENEUWIRTH | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| GREASE | 1978 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 20 | TBS | When I discovered Olivia in 1978, I discovered sex. | 8 | 10 |
| TWO OF A KIND | 1983 | PG | OLIVIANEWTON-JOHN | 17 | ENC | Zzzzzzzz | 0 | 1 |
| SIX DAYS, SEVEN NIGHTS | 1998 | PG13 | JACQUELINEOBRADORS | 30 | STZ | Tale of a gruff pilot amd a NY princess stranded on a tropical island together - Jacqueline SMOKES as a complete nympho. | 8 | 10 |
| brady bunch | nr | SUSANOLSEN | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. Unfortunately the show ended too soon to see this, but Cindy (Susan Olsen) went on to become the finest of the three Brady fillies in later years. | 8 | 1 | |
| CHARLES & DIANA: APALACE DIVIDED | 1992 | CATHERINEOXENBERG | 29 | TRUE | ||||
| FLESH AND BONE | 1993 | NR | GWYNETHPALTROW | 3 | USA | Good suspense drama. | 6 | 6 |
| HARD EIGHT | 1995 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 25 | FLIX | The eighth-stupidest movie ever made, salvaged only by the fact that Gwyneth can get my 8 hard any day! | 0 | 7 |
| HUSH | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 24 | TMC | |||
| PERFECT MURDER | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 23 | HBO | Predictable tale of adultery and revenge. | 3 | 7 |
| GREAT EXPECTATIONS | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 27 | MAX | |||
| SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE | 1998 | R | GWYNETHPALTROW | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SLIDING DOORS | 1998 | PG13 | GWYNETHPALTROW | 24 | TMC | |||
| JANE EYRE | 1995 | ANNAPAQUIN | 23 | BRAVO | ||||
| HONEYMOON IN VEGAS | 1992 | PG13 | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 15 | TBS | A really cute, enjoyable flick. Pull the yellow cord if you enjoyed it - no wait, the red one! | 9 | 9 |
| HOCUS POCUS | 1993 | PG | SARAH JESSICAPARKER | 30 | DIS | Sarah casts her spell - she can ride my broom any day! | 7 | 7 |
| TOWER OF TERROR | 1997 | NIAPEEPLES | 30 | DIS | ||||
| WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP | 1992 | NR | ROSIEPEREZ | 29 | MAX | Honkies playing basketball | 7 | 8 |
| FEARLESS | 1993 | R | ROSIEPEREZ | 5 | TNT | |||
| ACE ELI AND RODGER OF THE SKIES | '1973 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | 8 | ENC | |||
| JERK | 1979 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 16 | TBS | ||||
| ANNIE | 1982 | PG | BERNADETTEPETERS | 18 | MAX | |||
| PINK CADILLAC | 1989 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 27 | HBO | ||||
| LAST BEST YEAR | 1990 | BERNADETTEPETERS | 27 | FXM | ||||
| HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS | 1980 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 28 | MAX | |||
| LADYHAWKE | 1985 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | TBS | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 10 | A&E | ||||
| MARRIED TO THE MOB | 1988 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 8 | COM | |||
| FABULOUS BAKER BOYS | 1989 | NR | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 21 | USA | |||
| FRANKIE AND JOHNNY | 1991 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 23 | USA | |||
| THOUSAND ACRES | 1997 | R | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 20 | ENC | |||
| DEEP END OF THE OCEAN | 1999 | PG13 | MICHELLEPFEIFFER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| RETURN TO BOGGY CREEK | 1977 | G | DANAPLATO | 31 | WAM | |||
| different strokes | NA | NR | DANAPLATO | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | I've got a few strokes I'd like Dana to try on me! | 1 | 8 |
| brady bunch | nr | EVEPLUMB | reruns | IN RERUNS | cute family show, plus you get to watch Marsha's bra size go from -A to C over the years. | 8 | 5 | |
| HER ALIBI | 1989 | PAULINAPORISKOVA | 25 | HBO | ||||
| ANNA | 1987 | PG13 | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | 22 | ENC | |||
| WEDDING BELL BLUES | 1996 | R | PAULINAPORIZKOVA | 14 | STZ | |||
| PROFESSIONAL | 1994 | NR | NATALIEPORTMAN | 12 | USA | |||
| that 70's show | 1998 | tv | LAURAPREPON | WEEKLY SUN 830PM | FOX | |||
| NAKED GUN 331/3: THE FINAL INSULT | 1994 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 28 | MAX | ||||
| HAYLEY WAGNER, STAR | 1999 | PRISCILLAPRESLEY | 17 | SHO | ||||
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | KELLYPRESTON | 15 | ENC | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | KELLYPRESTON | 28 | HBO | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 7 |
| FIFTYTWO PICK-UP | 1986 | KELLYPRESTON | 27 | TBS | Good blackmail plot. | 6 | 6 | |
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | KELLYPRESTON | 26 | SHO | |||
| DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER | 1991 | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 19 | LIFE | ||||
| BEYOND OBSESSION | 1994 | NR | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | 29 | TRUE | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | VICTORIAPRINCIPAL | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 9 | HBO | |||
| BUFFALO 66 | 1998 | CHRISTINARICCI | 3 | HBO | ||||
| TWO HUNDRED CIGARETTES | 1999 | R | CHRISTINARICCI | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ANGUS | 1995 | ARIANARICHARDS | 23 | TBS | ||||
| WILD THINGS | 1998 | R | DENISERICHARDS | 30 | HBO | Bizarre tale of a rape trial. | 4 | 10 |
| ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN | 1974 | KIMRICHARDS | 29 | DIS | ||||
| MEATBALLS PART II | 1984 | PG | KIMRICHARDS | 30 | HBO | Plot - what plot? But Kim looks great! | 0 | 8 |
| SPACEHUNTER: ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE | 1983 | PG | MOLLYRINGWALD | 23 | MAX | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 20 | TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| PICK-UP ARTIST | 1987 | PG13 | MOLLYRINGWALD | 22 | HBO | |||
| WOMEN AND MEN: STORIES OF SEDUCTION | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 23 | HBO | |||
| BETSY'S WEDDING | 1990 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 22 | MAX | |||
| FACE THE MUSIC | 1992 | NR | MOLLYRINGWALD | 28 | LOVE | |||
| STEEL MAGNOLIAS | 1989 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 24 | TBS | |||
| PRETTY WOMAN | 1990 | R | JULIAROBERTS | 24 | TBS | If only I could afford hookers like this! | 7 | 9 |
| SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY | 1991 | NR | JULIAROBERTS | 24 | TBS | |||
| READY TO WEAR | 1994 | JULIAROBERTS | 11 | STZ | ||||
| MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING | 1997 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 25 | FLIX | Kind of sappy, but not a torture test to sit through. | 4 | 6 |
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | JULIAROBERTS | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| charlie's angels | TV | TV | TANYAROBERTS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Plot? Does anyone care? Just give us more beach chases. | 5 | 9 |
| SHOOTING ELIZABETH | 1992 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 29 | FXM/STZ | |||
| WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION | 1997 | R | MIMIROGERS | 27 | HBO | |||
| AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY | 1997 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 20 | ENC | Cute spoof of the James Bond genre | 8 | 5 |
| LOST IN SPACE | 1998 | PG13 | MIMIROGERS | 30 | STZ | |||
| DEAD MAN'S CURVE | 1998 | KERIRUSSELL | 24 | USA | ||||
| felicity | 1998 | TV | KERIRUSSELL | TUES WEEKLY | WB | |||
| ARMED AND DANGEROUS | 1986 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 10 | COM | |||
| TOP GUN | 1986 | PG | MEGRYAN | 19 | TNT | |||
| FLESH AND BONE | 1993 | NR | MEGRYAN | 3 | USA | Meg pops out of a cake in her underwear! Can I lick off the icing? | 6 | 10 |
| WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN | 1994 | R | MEGRYAN | 28 | MAX | |||
| RESTORATION | 1995 | R | MEGRYAN | 12 | IFC | YawnYawnYawn | 0 | 0 |
| CITY OF ANGELS | 1998 | PG13 | MEGRYAN | 31 | HBO | |||
| BEETLEJUICE | 1988 | WINONARYDER | 31 | WAM/DIS | Michael Keaton is superb! | 9 | 8 | |
| HOUSE OF SPIRITS | 1993 | R | WINONARYDER | 26 | BRAVO | |||
| REALITY BITES | 1994 | PG13 | WINONARYDER | 29 | USASTZ | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | WINONARYDER | 24 | HBO | |||
| CELEBRITY | 1998 | R | WINONARYDER | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ROBIN COOK'S HARMFUL INTENT | 1993 | EMMASAMMS | 16 | LIFE | ||||
| dynasty | TV | TV | EMMA SAMMS | DAILY RERUNS | FX | |||
| STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY | 1995 | PG13 | LAURASAN GIACOMO | 17 | MAX | |||
| just shoot me | TV | TV | LAURASAN GIACOMO | TUESDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Consistently hysyterical. David Spade is a scream. | 9 | 8 |
| FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF | 1986 | PG13 | MIASARA | 24 | COM | High school as it should be | 9 | 10 |
| BY THE SWORD | 1993 | MIASARA | 23 | USA | ||||
| POMPATUS OF LOVE | 1995 | R | MIASARA | 25 | SUND | |||
| LOVIN' MOLLY | 1974 | SUSANSARANDON | 27 | TMC | ||||
| BUDDY SYSTEM | 1984 | PG | SUSANSARANDON | 24 | ROM | |||
| WITCHES OF EASTWICK | 1987 | SUSANSARANDON | 10 | A&E | ||||
| BULL DURHAM | 1988 | NR | SUSANSARANDON | 24 | COM | |||
| LIGHT SLEEPER | 1992 | SUSANSARANDON | 26 | IFC | ||||
| CLIENT | 1994 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 8 | LIFE | Gripping tale of a young boy who witnesses a suicide. | 8 | 1 |
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | SUSANSARANDON | 30 | SHO | |||
| STEPMOM | 1998 | PG13 | SUSANSARANDON | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| greatest american hero | CONNIESELLECCA | RERUNS | LOCAL | really was a GREAT series about a school teacher who was given a super-powered suits by aliens to do good for the planet, but lost the instruction book. | 10 | 7 | ||
| TURN BACK THE CLOCK | 1989 | CONNIESELLECCA | 28 | LIFE | ||||
| DANGEROUS WATERS | 1999 | CONNIESELLECCA | 12 | FAM | ||||
| SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL | 1989 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 27 | MAX/STZ | |||
| ILLICIT BEHAVIOR | 1992 | R | JOANSEVERANCE | 17 | EXTR | |||
| FREQUENT FLYER | 1996 | JOANSEVERANCE | 23 | LIFE | ||||
| PROFILE FOR MURDER | 1997 | NR | JOANSEVERANCE | 13 | HBO | |||
| LAST SEDUCTION 2 | 1998 | JOANSEVERANCE | 28 | HBO | ||||
| new love boat | 1998- | JOANSEVERANCE | weekly sat 9PM | WGN | ||||
| LAST DAYS OF DISCO | 1998 | CHLOESEVIGNY | 24 | SHO | ||||
| dr. quinn, medicine woman | TV | JANESEYMOUR | WEEKLY SAT 8PM | CBS | ||||
| FOUR FEATHERS | 1978 | JANESEYMOUR | 11 | ROM | ||||
| SOMEWHERE IN TIME | 1980 | PG | JANESEYMOUR | 17 | TBS | |||
| HAUNTING PASSION | 1983 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 30 | LIFE | |||
| SUN ALSO RISES | 1984 | NR | JANESEYMOUR | 10 | AMC | |||
| HEAD OFFICE | 1986 | JANESEYMOUR | 21 | COM | ||||
| TUNNEL | 1989 | R | JANESEYMOUR | 28 | LOVE | |||
| WARGAMES | 1983 | ALLYSHEEDY | 15 | TBS | Matthew Broderick has to save the world from a computer wargame turned real. | 9 | 5 | |
| OXFORD BLUES | 1984 | PG13 | ALLYSHEEDY | 27 | HBO | |||
| BREAKFAST CLUB | 1985 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 20 | TNT | Great teen movie, and that is a rare statement. Watch for Anthony Michael Hall's description of his shop project - a really bad elephant lamp. | 9 | 7 |
| MAID TO ORDER | 1987 | NR | ALLYSHEEDY | 25 | LOVE | |||
| HEART OF DIXIE | 1989 | PG | ALLYSHEEDY | 26 | TMC | |||
| FEAR | 1990 | ALLYSHEEDY | 30 | STZ | Ally is a psychic who can get inside the head of a rapist and see his victims as he does them. | 8 | 6 | |
| MAN'S BEST FRIEND | 1993 | ALLYSHEEDY | 30 | TBS | ||||
| HAUNTING OF SEACLIFF INN | 1994 | ALLYSHEEDY | 30 | FAM | ||||
| AMNESIA | 1996 | ALLYSHEEDY | 28 | SHO | ||||
| HIGH ART | 1998 | R | ALLYSHEEDY | 25 | HBO | |||
| AT LONG LAST LOVE | 1975 | G | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 28 | ENC/FLIX | |||
| TAXI DRIVER | 1976 | R | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 28 | HBO | |||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 7 | COM | |||
| STORMY WEATHERS | 1992 | NR | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 15 | LIFE | |||
| TELLING SECRETS | 1993 | CYBILLSHEPHERD | 17 | LIFE | ||||
| cybill | TV | TV | CYBILLSHEPHERD | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 2 |
| suddenly susan | TV | BROOKESHIELDS | WEEKLY MON 8pm | NBC | Suddenly stupid | 1 | 3 | |
| ENDLESS LOVE | 1981 | R | BROOKESHIELDS | 1 | LOVE | |||
| SPEED ZONE | 1989 | BROOKESHIELDS | 28 | EXTR | ||||
| FREAKED | 1993 | PG13 | BROOKESHIELDS | 28 | MAX | |||
| KARATE KID | 1984 | PG | ELISABETHSHUE | 30 | MAX | |||
| ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING | 1987 | PG13 | ELISABETHSHUE | 3 | TNT | Just be sure you catch the first five minutes when Elisabeth does a wonderful Shue-bop! | 4 | 8 |
| RADIO INSIDE | 1994 | ELISABETHSHUE | 12 | ROM | ||||
| DECONSTRUCTING HARRY | 1997 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 31 | STZ | |||
| PALMETTO | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 25 | TMC | |||
| COUSIN BETTE | 1998 | R | ELISABETHSHUE | 30 | HBO | |||
| CLUELESS | 1995 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 30 | MAX | Usually I hate movies like this, but Alicia plays this character very well. | 6 | 9 |
| EXCESS BAGGAGE | 1997 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 27 | MAX | |||
| BLAST FROM THE PAST | 1999 | PG13 | ALICIASILVERSTONE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN | 1985 | PG13 | HELENSLATER | 1 | HBO | |||
| SECRET OF MY SUCCESS | 1987 | NR | HELENSLATER | 22 | TBS | |||
| BETRAYAL OF THE DOVE | 1993 | HELENSLATER | 3 | LIFE | ||||
| sweet justice | ALLISONSMITH | RERUNS | LOCAL | |||||
| AT FIRST SIGHT | 1995 | R | ALLISONSMITH | 14 | COM | |||
| spy game | 1996- | ALLISONSMITH | reruns | LOCAL | God - Allison looked great in leather! | 5 | 9 | |
| working - 1 episode | 1997 | ALLISONSMITH | NBC - LOCAL | Fred Savage falls in lust with Allison (who wouldn't?) at a company seminar on sexual harassment | 5 | 7 | ||
| SWITCHBACK | 1997 | R | ALLISONSMITH | 30 | HBO | Allison plays a major southern dish, but unfortunately gets only 30 seconds of screen time. A good movie nonetheless - gripping thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps Dennis Quaid's son. Danny Glover plays a great psycho. | 7 | 7 |
| michael hayes | 1998 | NR | ALLISONSMITH | one episode | CBS | |||
| buddy faro | 1998- | ALLISONSMITH | weekly fri 9pm | CBS | A yawner so far | 1 | 5 | |
| west wing | 1999 | ALLISONSMITH | Premiere Episode | NBC | I'm so addicted to Allison I managed to stomach an hour of Rob Lowe and political BS just to get a whiff, and boy was she overdressed. | 0 | 1 | |
| kate and allie | TV | TV | ALLISONSMITH | DAILY RERUNS 9aM & 3pm | E! | I may be a tad biased here - Allison Smith, who played Jennie, was my first huge crush. But objectively I must say the show was consistently very amusing and well-acted. | 8 | 10 |
| SKYSCRAPER | 1996 | R | ANNA NICOLESMITH | 18 | TNT | |||
| MIDWEST OBSESSION | 1995 | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | 9 | LIFE | ||||
| ally macbeal | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | MONDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | honest to god - i never really listened to a single episode - i just flip through them at high speed to check out Calista & Courtney - they have yet to exploit these gals sexiness to the fullest, and probably never will, because they think only women are watching | 6 | |
| melrose place | TV | TV | COURTNEY THORNESMITH | RERUNS | E!-217 | Who needs scripts with a stable of primetime biscuits like this? | 0 | 9 |
| USERS | 1978 | JACLYNSMITH | 26 | FXM | ||||
| BOURNE IDENTITY | 1988 | JACLYNSMITH | 19 | ACTN | ||||
| SOLDIER'S DAUGHTER NEVER CRIES | 1998 | R | LEELEESOBIESKI | 24 | MAX | |||
| solid gold | SOLID GOLD DANCERS | reruns | VH1 | Not only you get these incredibly sexy dancers (one blonde especially was a complete wet dream), but the music ain't bad either! | 10 | 10 | ||
| NO LAUGHING MATTER | 1998 | SUZANNESOMERS | 20 | USA | ||||
| candid camera | 1998- | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | WEEKLY FRI 8:30PM | CBS | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing | 5 | 5 |
| three's company | TV | TV | SUZANNESOMERS | IN RERUNS | LOCAL | Guy pretends to be gay so he can live with two babes under his prissy landlord's nose. | 7 | 10 |
| SWEET NOTHING | 1995 | R | MIRASORVINO | 19 | MAX | |||
| ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | 29 | ENC | Two high school losers return to their reunion and pretend to be bigshots | 6 | 9 |
| MIMIC | 1997 | R | MIRASORVINO | 31 | TMC | Mira fights some bad ass bugs. | 7 | 6 |
| REPLACEMENT KILLERS | 1998 | R | MIRASORVINO | 29 | MAX | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TORISPELLING | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 8 |
| SECRET ADMIRER | 1985 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 15 | ENC | Teen misadventures | 2 | 9 |
| SIN OF INNOCENCE | 1986 | NR | DEE WALLACESTONE | 16 | FXM | |||
| MUTUAL NEEDS | 1997 | DEE WALLACESTONE | 29 | HBO | ||||
| IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES | 1984 | SHARONSTONE | 8 | COM | ||||
| COLD STEEL | 1987 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 27 | MYST | |||
| ALLAN QUATERMAIN AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD | 1987 | PG | SHARONSTONE | 10 | TBS | If you liked Raiders of The Lost Ark, this flick is for you! And Sharon was still young and uncorrupted by Hollywood money & glamour boys. | 7 | 5 |
| TEARS IN THE RAIN | 1988 | NR | SHARONSTONE | 9 | ROM | |||
| ABOVE THE LAW | 1988 | R | SHARONSTONE | 25 | STZ | |||
| SLIVER | 1993 | R | SHARONSTONE | 30 | HBO | |||
| INTERSECTION | 1994 | R | SHARONSTONE | 25 | USA | |||
| CASINO | 1995 | R | SHARONSTONE | 14 | USA | Longwinded | 4 | 0 |
| MIGHTY | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| SPHERE | 1998 | PG13 | SHARONSTONE | 29 | MAX | |||
| BLOOD & ORCHIDS | 1986 | MADELEINESTOWE | 31 | TRUE | ||||
| CHINA MOON | 1994 | NR | MADELEINESTOWE | 6 | ROM | |||
| PROPOSITION | 1998 | R | MADELEINESTOWE | 16 | SHO | |||
| TWELVE MONKEYS | 1996 | R | MADELINESTOWE | 2 | ABC | bizarre flick, but holds the interest | 7 | 3 |
| DEADLY FRIEND | 1986 | R | KRISTYSWANSON | 30 | TBS/TNT | |||
| FLOWERS IN THE ATTIC | 1987 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 30 | TNT | |||
| MANNEQUIN TWO: ON THE MOVE | 1991 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 16 | COM | |||
| CHASE | 1994 | KRISTYSWANSON | 10 | COM | Charlie Sheen kidnaps Kristy & her car, but never gets to stop driving long enough to have any fun. | 8 | 8 | |
| GETTING IN | 1994 | NR | KRISTYSWANSON | 27 | COM | |||
| early edition | 1998 | tv | KRISTYSWANSON | SAT WEEKLY | CBS | |||
| CAMPFIRE TALES | 1996 | R | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 31 | HBO/STZ | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 29 | SHO | |||
| WEDDING SINGER | 1998 | PG13 | CHRISTINETAYLOR | 24 | STZ | |||
| TRIAL AND ERROR | 1997 | PG13 | CHARLIZETHERON | 25 | ENC | |||
| DEVIL'S ADVOCATE | 1997 | R | CHARLIZETHERON | 30 | MAX | All lawyers are demons from hell, don't we know that already? Charlize SMOKES! | 7 | 9 |
| MIGHTY JOE YOUNG | 1998 | PG | CHARLIZETHERON | 15 | DIS | |||
| beverly hills 90210 | TV | TV | TIFFANY AMBERTHIESSEN | WEDNESDAYS WEEKLY | FOX-297 | Who needs a script with all this fine jailbait in tight sweaters and swimsuits? | 0 | 6 |
| GATTACA | 1997 | PG13 | UMATHIURMAN | 19 | HBO | |||
| young and the restless | TV | TV | MELODYTHOMAS | DAILY | CBS | Soaps suck, but with babes like this WHO CARES? | 0 | 10 |
| JAWS 3 | 1983 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 28 | TNT | No teeth. | 2 | 1 |
| BACK TO THE FUTURE | 1985 | NR | LEATHOMPSON | 3 | TNT | Fantastic movie, and Lea looks great in her trying-desperately-not-to-get-raped prom dress | 10 | 8 |
| SPACECAMP | 1986 | PG | LEATHOMPSON | 28 | HBO | Teens spend a summer learning to fly the spaceshuttle. | 5 | 5 |
| SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL | 1987 | PG13 | LEATHOMPSON | 8 | LIFE | Teen romance and heartache | 2 | 9 |
| CASUAL SEX? | 1988 | R | LEATHOMPSON | 3 | TBS | Dumb, but Lea looks great lying naked on the beach! | 1 | 9 |
| caroline in the city | TV | TV | LEATHOMPSON | MONDAYS WEEKLY | NBC | Richard makes this show! | 8 | 1 |
| FINAL ANALYSIS | 1992 | R | UMATHURMAN | 21 | MYST | |||
| MAD DOG AND GLORY | 1993 | NR | UMATHURMAN | 9 | USA | Bill Murray is Uma's pimp - he's had dreams like this I'd bet! | 7 | 8 |
| MONTH BY THE LAKE | 1995 | PG | UMATHURMAN | 22 | STZ | |||
| MISERABLES | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 30 | HBO | |||
| AVENGERS | 1998 | PG13 | UMATHURMAN | 30 | MAX | |||
| dallas | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | DAILY 11PM EASTERN RERUNS | TNN-262 | |||
| happy days | TV | TV | CHARLENETILTON | one episode | NIK | A really cute look at the 1950s | 8 | 9 |
| UNHOOK THE STARS | 1996 | R | MARISATOMEI | 30 | SUND | |||
| SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS | 1998 | R | MARISATOMEI | 27 | MAX | Natasha discovers sex - I volunteer for her lessons. | 6 | 10 |
| RETROACTIVE | 1996 | R | KYLIETRAVIS | 17 | MAX | |||
| SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER | 1993 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 31 | COM | |||
| GREEDY | 1994 | PG13 | NANCYTRAVIS | 29 | FLIX | |||
| work with me | 1999 | NANCYTRAVIS | CBS WEEKLY 830PM WED | CBS | ||||
| HARD COUNTRY | 1981 | NR | TANYATUCKER | 25 | ROM | |||
| NIAGARA NIAGARA | 1997 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 19 | SHO | |||
| JULIAN PO | 1997 | PG13 | ROBINTUNNEY | 26 | HBO | |||
| MONTANA | 1998 | R | ROBINTUNNEY | 8 | HBO | |||
| NIGHT EYES II | 1991 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 29 | EXTR | |||
| NIGHT EYES 3 | 1993 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 29 | EXTR | |||
| HARD VICE | 1994 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 27 | TMC | |||
| ILLICIT DREAMS | 1995 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| NAKED LIES | 1998 | R | SHANNONTWEED | 29 | TMC/HBO | |||
| HEAVY | 1995 | R | LIVTYLER | 31 | SUND | |||
| ARMAGEDDON | 1998 | PG13 | LIVTYLER | 29 | STZ | Better than average tale of mankinds impending doom. | 7 | 6 |
| SHARKY'S MACHINE | 1981 | R | RACHELWARD | 27 | ACTN | Burt Reynolds falls in love with Rachel while having her under surveillance. | 5 | 9 |
| GOOD WIFE | 1987 | R | RACHELWARD | 21 | TMC | |||
| DOUBLE JEOPARDY | 1992 | NR | RACHELWARD | 21 | TNT | |||
| WIDE SARGASSO SEA | 1993 | RACHELWARD | 14 | TNT | ||||
| MY STEPSON, MY LOVER | 1996 | NR | RACHELWARD | 2 | USA | |||
| step by step | TV | TV | ANGELAWATSON | FRIDAYS WEEKLY | CBS | occasionally amusing - Angela is hottest in the early episodes - best ones are the family trip to Hawaii, her modeling shoot, and her country western singing attempt. | 5 | 10 |
| GHOSTBUSTERS | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | WAM | Amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 8 | 5 | ||
| ALIEN | 1979 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 28 | ENC/FXM | Will keep you glued to your chair | 9 | 3 |
| EYEWITNESS | 1981 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 18 | HBO | |||
| DEAL OF THE CENTURY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 4 | COM | |||
| YEAR OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY | 1983 | PG | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 24 | TNT | |||
| ALIENS | 1986 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | FXM | |||
| WORKING GIRL | 1988 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 21 | USA | |||
| GHOSTBUSTERS II | 1989 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | COM | Somewhat less amusing tale of paranormal strife. | 5 | 3 | |
| FOURTEEN92: CONQUEST OF PARADISE | 1992 | PG13 | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 20 | ENC | |||
| COPYCAT | 1995 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 26 | HBO | Edgy | 8 | 8 |
| SNOW WHITE: A TALE OF TERROR | 1997 | NR | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 31 | SHO | |||
| ALIEN RESURRECTION | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 24 | HBO | |||
| ICE STORM | 1997 | R | SIGOURNEYWEAVER | 9 | HBO | |||
| FANTASTIC VOYAGE | 1966 | PG | RAQUELWELCH | 9 | MAX | Wanna see how far special effects have come in the last 3 decades? Check this movie out for an example of the old school - it actually won awards in its era for effects. An enjoyable tale. | 7 | 2 |
| BANDOLERO! | 1968 | NR | RAQUELWELCH | 25 | ENC | |||
| THREE MUSKETEERS | 1974 | RAQUELWELCH | 23 | MAX | ||||
| MOTHER, JUGS & SPEED | 1976 | RAQUELWELCH | 9 | ENC | ||||
| RETURN TO PEYTON PLACE | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 29 | AMC | ||||
| WILD IN THE COUNTRY | 1961 | TUESDAYWELD | 22 | ENC | ||||
| HEARTBREAK HOTEL | 1988 | NR | TUESDAYWELD | 19 | MAX | |||
| dawson's creek | 1997- | nr | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | tv weekly tues 9PM | WGN | Just what we need - more teen angst. But Katie is OHSOFUCKABLE! | 0 | 10 |
| HALLOWEEN:H2O | 1998 | R | MICHELLEWILLIAMS | 29 | SHO | |||
| HOODLUM | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 23 | SHO | |||
| SOUL FOOD | 1997 | R | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 30 | HBO | |||
| DANCE WITH ME | 1998 | VANESSAWILLIAMS | 31 | MAX | ||||
| URBAN COWBOY | 1980 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 20 | TBS | |||
| OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN | 1982 | R | DEBRAWINGER | 28 | HBO | one of the few raved about movies that actually is a good flick | 8 | 5 |
| TERMS OF ENDEARMENT | 1983 | NR | DEBRAWINGER | 24 | TBS | |||
| LEGAL EAGLES | 1986 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 13 | COM | |||
| MADE IN HEAVEN | 1987 | PG | DEBRAWINGER | 1 | MAX | |||
| JUDE | 1996 | R | KATEWINSLET | 9 | ROM | |||
| TITANIC | 1998 | PG13 | KATEWINSLET | 31 | HBO | |||
| OVERNIGHT DELIVERY | 1997 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 29 | SHO | |||
| TWILIGHT | 1998 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 30 | SHO | |||
| PLEASANTVILLE | 1998 | PG13 | REESEWITHERSPOON | 29 | STZ | |||
| CRUEL INTENTIONS | 1999 | R | REESEWITHERSPOON | 28 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| CITIZEN RUTH | 1996 | R | ALICIAWITT | 26 | SHO | |||
| cybill | TV | TV | ALICIAWITT | MONDAYS WEEKLY | CBS-292 | How the the series last THIS long? Only because a bunch of horny guys wanted to gawk at Alicia each week. | 1 | 8 |
| STRIPES | 1981 | SEANYOUNG | 18 | COM | ||||
| BLADERUNNER | 1982 | R | SEANYOUNG | 31 | PAY PER VIEW | |||
| ONCE UPON A CRIME | 1982 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 7 | COM | |||
| BLOOD & ORCHIDS | 1986 | SEANYOUNG | 31 | TRUE | ||||
| COUSINS | 1989 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 23 | SHO | |||
| FIRE BIRDS | 1990 | SEANYOUNG | 15 | TBS | ||||
| FATAL INSTINCT | 1993 | NR | SEANYOUNG | 26 | COM | |||
| DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE | 1995 | PG13 | SEANYOUNG | 4 | HBO | |||
| INVADER | 1996 | SEANYOUNG | 27 | MAX | ||||
| MEN | 1997 | SEANYOUNG | 30 | MAX/TMC | ||||
| TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION | 1994 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 29 | HBO | |||
| ONE TRUE THING | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 8 | STZ | |||
| PRICE ABOVE RUBIES | 1998 | R | RENEEZELLWEGER | 17 | STZ | |||
| FLY II | 1989 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 29 | FXM | ||||
| GROSS ANATOMY | 1989 | NR | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 31 | MAX | |||
| MAD AT THE MOON | 1992 | DAPHNEZUNIGA | 31 | ROM |
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